No, really....it's not that I don't get your attempts at jokes. It's more that your jokes are just doggerel, and mediocre at that. That's pretty much it. You have to be somewhat original to be funny, and well, you just ain't it. Sorry Charlie, not trying to be mean, just being straight up with you. Stick to writing M$ code.
I don't think the OP was trying to ask for Hummers. It was called sarcasm. Sarcasm is kind of like humour. You know...jokes, right? You don't seem capable of making them and you don't seem capable of understanding them either.
stupid LUSER! Quit yer kvetching about perfectly justified modding. And get a job. Really. Do you REALLY NEED to post your meaningless dribble on/. 500 times a day?!?
wow, how intelligent. More incoherent ramblings by a complete microbrain. Your parents must be so very proud that you finally graduated from the fourth grade. Stupid loser.
Wow, that was HILARIOUS.
You're quite a catch, so let's talk about why...
your nick is c0dehax0|2 or something equally lame
you trot out the most trite Simpson's quote you can think of as though it were something new and funny
your subject line is Owned, except, you don't start with an O. No, you, my exceptionally witty friend, you use a zero.
I mean, why do I even bother pointing out your idiocy when it is so blatantly obvious? Grow up.
Hey there, asshat. Why don't you hang it up? Really? Play any rusty trombone lately? I hear that's your favorite instrument. Does your father donkey punch you? You can tell us, you are among enemies.
I know where I know you from! From the trailer park! Is your mom still sleeping around the ghetto? Does she still like the taste of dark meat? Or is it you? I still think you are secretly gay, but I will still talk to you. Heck, we might even be able to hook up. Maybe not. You probably have some nasty queerboy disease. You and I are gonna be friends, though.
Fags like you need friends, you and all of your nasty, zit faced, pasty, reject friends. Skinheads? I think they are a secret homo club anyhow. The KKK wears those sheets so that they can have easier access to ram each other from behind. A bunch of old fags, they are. Of their number you certainly are. Someday you will all hang from trees, you stupid queer. Like I said, I will be sure to follow you around and kiss you in public until then. I'll be watching you! xoxoxoxo
i maek websiets all da tiem and i jus use fruntpage and stuff. i lke making lots of activex objets and stuff. i have teh cool sites and u will 3 if u maek it so thah it works with ie only. i jus lerned how to use tables an spacer gifs to maek teh websites but i think i;; stik with ie thank u. its whta peoples use thees daes.
why u say that? just because he wuz caut on that tv show were they cathc pedofiles talking to a 13 year old boy duzent mean that he is a homo. they call them pedofiles, not gays.
anyhow, i think that you are a homo too, but not a homo erectus liek the rest of us but a homo erectum because thats how u like it best, a homo in the rectum.
gays are what your parents are. Ive met them and they are a couple of nice guys! your "mom" had nice tatoos, ill bet living by dockside bars has helped "her" to meet all kinds of niec guys.
"I'm making a pretty good living as a CAD developer "
so you went to DeVry too? i myself am a hvac man and a mechanic and thats were i went. ill bet u r smart, thou. u sure told that other guy. stick it to em brother! maybe we could grab a beer someday!
Joebert? Is that you? You let a guy donkey punch you and you never return a phone call? Look. I know we are both just a couple of fudgepackers, and I know I have packed your fudge on many occasions. Can we talk? I want to kiss you again as only two men can kiss. I promise my mom won't catch us this time. Call me? 314.966.6611 Kisses. XOXOXO
Remember, it's Johnny! Come on, please! Let's hook up again and rekindle the passion that set the night afire! I want to caress your thighs again! Call me tonight!
Wow. Quotations from LOTR. And the/. crowd pokes fun at people who thump bibles. Sad part is people are probably going to listen to quotations from Tolkien. Wanna throw some L Ron Hubbard in there too, while you are at it?
You know what? You should shut up now, you hopeless loser. May your entire family die in a flaming garbage truck. Anyone who quotes that tired Rush song in their sig is just as bad or worse than any corporate leech. I mean, seriously! You think that you are so enlightened because you quote Rush?!? You are probably some stupid fudge packer. Probably the goatse guy, at that. Why don't you, your cellmate, and your loverboy go to the lube shop and get some a$$ lube and get to it and quit polluting cyberspace with stupid thoughts like yours? Shove off, wanker.
-- You stupid tuber. I have known potatoes smarter than you. At least potatoes have some electrical pulses running through their, er, bodies.
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That's the point. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Cringley is a moron, in the circa 1940's sense, with an IQ below 90. Seriously.
Another underwear gnome business model from Cringley. Brilliant. His mom plays the rusty trombone, too.
I found it interesting. I don't care what his credentials are.
This is different than going to a "tramp" for a broken leg. Anyone can perform a social experiment. If anything was a waste of time that nobody gives a fig about, it was your post.
In other news, a guy in my neighborhood was seen using a hammer though he is not a licensed carpenter. Film at 11.
as a fellow 15 year old/.'er with nothing to contribute, I too can copy sections of incredibly boring legalese and paste into a text window and proffer some random explanation thereof with the twofold hope of 1) exhausting my considerable supply of $5 words, and 2) bludgeoning my readers with hopes of making some very mundane point. But I'll spare you all of that. Lord knows you don't need it.
I do think the guy who replied to you had Rumsfeld disease, though. Maybe Rumsfeld, you, and the guy who replied to you can all get cured one day. Good luck with that.
You'll probably get modded insightful for this blather. Think for yourself and quit parroting every other flippin' post on this subject. I am so sick of inbred, trailer park dwelling neo-Marxist wannabes spouting off the same old drivel. Get out of your mom's trailer, finally quit your job at Best Buy, and get a life. And for goodness sakes, brush your teeth once in a while! You're killing us!
As an omnipotent galactic entity, I am seriously considering banishing you to a truck stop in rural Oklahoma where you will live out the rest of your days as a spittoon in a men's room. It has been decreed. HOW DARE YOU MERE MORTALS DENY MY EXISTENCE!!!
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"They call me the wookie man, I guess that's what I am"
Actually...I am the Wookie Man. And don't you forget it. Probably aren't even from En-Dor. Sheesh, the nerve!
No, really....it's not that I don't get your attempts at jokes. It's more that your jokes are just doggerel, and mediocre at that. That's pretty much it. You have to be somewhat original to be funny, and well, you just ain't it. Sorry Charlie, not trying to be mean, just being straight up with you. Stick to writing M$ code.
I don't think the OP was trying to ask for Hummers. It was called sarcasm. Sarcasm is kind of like humour. You know...jokes, right? You don't seem capable of making them and you don't seem capable of understanding them either.
pwned!
/. 500 times a day?!?
stupid LUSER! Quit yer kvetching about perfectly justified modding. And get a job. Really. Do you REALLY NEED to post your meaningless dribble on
wow, how intelligent. More incoherent ramblings by a complete microbrain. Your parents must be so very proud that you finally graduated from the fourth grade. Stupid loser.
Try contributing something next time, mmkay?
Wow, that was HILARIOUS. You're quite a catch, so let's talk about why... your nick is c0dehax0|2 or something equally lame you trot out the most trite Simpson's quote you can think of as though it were something new and funny your subject line is Owned, except, you don't start with an O. No, you, my exceptionally witty friend, you use a zero. I mean, why do I even bother pointing out your idiocy when it is so blatantly obvious? Grow up.
Hey there, asshat. Why don't you hang it up? Really? Play any rusty trombone lately? I hear that's your favorite instrument. Does your father donkey punch you? You can tell us, you are among enemies.
I know where I know you from! From the trailer park! Is your mom still sleeping around the ghetto? Does she still like the taste of dark meat? Or is it you? I still think you are secretly gay, but I will still talk to you. Heck, we might even be able to hook up. Maybe not. You probably have some nasty queerboy disease. You and I are gonna be friends, though.
Fags like you need friends, you and all of your nasty, zit faced, pasty, reject friends. Skinheads? I think they are a secret homo club anyhow. The KKK wears those sheets so that they can have easier access to ram each other from behind. A bunch of old fags, they are. Of their number you certainly are. Someday you will all hang from trees, you stupid queer. Like I said, I will be sure to follow you around and kiss you in public until then. I'll be watching you! xoxoxoxo
I think you are a fag. I can tell by the way you type. I'll bet one of your secret fantasies is to get rammed by a large black cock. You nasty queer!
i maek websiets all da tiem and i jus use fruntpage and stuff. i lke making lots of activex objets and stuff. i have teh cool sites and u will 3 if u maek it so thah it works with ie only. i jus lerned how to use tables an spacer gifs to maek teh websites but i think i;; stik with ie thank u. its whta peoples use thees daes.
why u say that? just because he wuz caut on that tv show were they cathc pedofiles talking to a 13 year old boy duzent mean that he is a homo. they call them pedofiles, not gays.
anyhow, i think that you are a homo too, but not a homo erectus liek the rest of us but a homo erectum because thats how u like it best, a homo in the rectum.
gays are what your parents are. Ive met them and they are a couple of nice guys! your "mom" had nice tatoos, ill bet living by dockside bars has helped "her" to meet all kinds of niec guys.
"I'm making a pretty good living as a CAD developer "
so you went to DeVry too? i myself am a hvac man and a mechanic and thats were i went. ill bet u r smart, thou. u sure told that other guy. stick it to em brother! maybe we could grab a beer someday!
I am going to tag you "homoerotic pinup boy". Stupid queer. wtf?
That is my work phone, btw. Ask for John-who-likes-a-poke-from-a-guy. I'll be there tomorrow. We can hook up then. Love ya? Heck yes!
Joebert? Is that you? You let a guy donkey punch you and you never return a phone call? Look. I know we are both just a couple of fudgepackers, and I know I have packed your fudge on many occasions. Can we talk? I want to kiss you again as only two men can kiss. I promise my mom won't catch us this time. Call me? 314.966.6611 Kisses. XOXOXO
Remember, it's Johnny! Come on, please! Let's hook up again and rekindle the passion that set the night afire! I want to caress your thighs again! Call me tonight!
Wow. Quotations from LOTR. And the /. crowd pokes fun at people who thump bibles. Sad part is people are probably going to listen to quotations from Tolkien. Wanna throw some L Ron Hubbard in there too, while you are at it?
You know what? You should shut up now, you hopeless loser. May your entire family die in a flaming garbage truck. Anyone who quotes that tired Rush song in their sig is just as bad or worse than any corporate leech. I mean, seriously! You think that you are so enlightened because you quote Rush?!? You are probably some stupid fudge packer. Probably the goatse guy, at that. Why don't you, your cellmate, and your loverboy go to the lube shop and get some a$$ lube and get to it and quit polluting cyberspace with stupid thoughts like yours? Shove off, wanker.
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You stupid tuber. I have known potatoes smarter than you. At least potatoes have some electrical pulses running through their, er, bodies.
That's the point. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Cringley is a moron, in the circa 1940's sense, with an IQ below 90. Seriously.
Another underwear gnome business model from Cringley. Brilliant. His mom plays the rusty trombone, too.
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Why yes, I am a genius!
I found it interesting. I don't care what his credentials are.
This is different than going to a "tramp" for a broken leg. Anyone can perform a social experiment. If anything was a waste of time that nobody gives a fig about, it was your post.
In other news, a guy in my neighborhood was seen using a hammer though he is not a licensed carpenter. Film at 11.
I don't think you know what you are talking about, honestly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
This is merely the proof of concept for a larger scheme, you know.
1) slather mayonnaise over earth's inhabitants
2) get some really big slices of bread
3) ???!?
4) PROFIT!!!
yeah, that's right biotch, Netcraft confirmed *BSD dead long ago. Get with it, man!
I could immerse you in urine. Really! I gotta go now!
Consider my offer.
as a fellow 15 year old /.'er with nothing to contribute, I too can copy sections of incredibly boring legalese and paste into a text window and proffer some random explanation thereof with the twofold hope of 1) exhausting my considerable supply of $5 words, and 2) bludgeoning my readers with hopes of making some very mundane point. But I'll spare you all of that. Lord knows you don't need it.
I do think the guy who replied to you had Rumsfeld disease, though. Maybe Rumsfeld, you, and the guy who replied to you can all get cured one day. Good luck with that.
You'll probably get modded insightful for this blather. Think for yourself and quit parroting every other flippin' post on this subject. I am so sick of inbred, trailer park dwelling neo-Marxist wannabes spouting off the same old drivel. Get out of your mom's trailer, finally quit your job at Best Buy, and get a life. And for goodness sakes, brush your teeth once in a while! You're killing us!
As an omnipotent galactic entity, I am seriously considering banishing you to a truck stop in rural Oklahoma where you will live out the rest of your days as a spittoon in a men's room. It has been decreed. HOW DARE YOU MERE MORTALS DENY MY EXISTENCE!!!
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"You suck and that's sad" - Your mom