Even worse, Michael G. Flynn, member of the Trump transition team and son of the next National Security Adviser might be a 4chan shitstain and is spreading this story just for the keks.
We need a government official to fact check this unsubstantiated allegation, right now, before these rumors get out of hand!
that should be pretty easy. ask him what 5millionGet was, without recourse to looking it up. if he can't answer then he's a summerfag.
Cynical me thinks this was done to game the browser usage statistics.
Cynical me agrees with you. It's only slightly different from adware that directs all your searches to their preferred site. "Yes, you typed 'Asthma Medication' but we predicted you were going to search for Viagra."
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Over 1 million android phones infected recently, Samsung phones burning, no find my android phone, and still no seamless patching like iOS. I'll stick with iOS.
Wait.. you're dumping on android because you lost yours? You've got bigger problems, son.
You would think with the 100 billion a year we spend now on intelligence agencies and military intelligence that... this would already be covered.
perhaps you have misinterpreted their role. they aren't there to gather intelligence. they exist as an extended kind of sheltered workshop for people who are otherwise unemployable in the commercial sector. like unemployment, except they get paid a hell of a lot more and they have close to zero accountability.
"Okay.. did you spy on North Korea in the past fortnight? Did you TRY to spy on North Korea in the past fortnight?"
3. The government needs a new boogie man since terrorism seems to be wearing thin as a justification for crapping on the constitution.
I disagree. Terrorism makes good Bad Guys because they're generally threatening - like, guns in your face, blow you up threatening, not "you called me an edgelord on twitter" threatening - and anyone you don't like can be painted as a Terrorist, with the possible exception of people like the Dalai Lama, Brian Eno, Krillin, etc. Drawing astroturfers, spammers and shitposters as the new terrorists would be difficult because it's hard to track them down. If your shitposter turns out to be a python script hosted on a burner account in the.cx domain, who do you arrest? Guido van Rossum?
also, most shitposters turn out to be fourteen year old American white males, and there's only so much threat mileage you can extract from that direction.
You've never dealt with the police, then. Tricking them into damaging their own equipment while wearing a shit-eating grin doesn't exactly endear you to them.
"So what are they gonna do? Drag me out the back and beat me with sticks?"
Er, what?
I can only assume that you're not familiar with established use of the term as a somewhat (intentionally) infantile and facetious reference to an alcoholic drink and nothing more?
He's not a fan of the work of Kenny Everett, and he doesn't like cowboys or running jokes.
why do you imagine that farming has to take place outside? haven't you ever seen those weed grow boxes that are about the size of a refrigerator? they could grow other crops. then all you'd need was a dinky little lego robot arm to reach out and yank off the seeds now and then. then have hundreds of grow boxes. less chance of a horde of locusts eating your crop, more control over how much water gets wasted.. only problem is the frequent raids from police who don't believe you're actually growing corn.
That is to say, would "non-conventional sex acts" include intercourse with a pig, as allegedly committed by the former and disgraced Prime Minister?
Perhaps the conventionality will be decided statistically. This will provide jobs for statisticians, pig farmers and comedians.
"All you get from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door! "Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!" BAM! OW OW OW! "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! YOO HOO!" - Alexei Sayle
How would I know whether I have ever engaged in a 'non-conventional' act?
They'd tell you, after you'd been arrested.
What is the state's interest in doing this? Are people watching these videos out in the streets, or on the subway or something?
They have to be seen to be doing something useful, otherwise people start to wonder why these wonks are getting paid so much to sit around watching us watch porn. A vaguely described quality like "non-conventional" allows them to define pretty much anything as "non-conventional", so it becomes a handy excuse to pinch anyone they want to. You can guarantee that nobody from the upper classes is going to be charged for watching spanking videos (despite this being the definition of Conventional British Porn for over two hundred years), and of course they will not provide detailed descriptions of what they consider to be "non-conventional", with exact guidelines for any border conditions. "Women sitting on cakes shall be deemed to be non-conventional only when the cake is more than two-tiered, for example three- or four-tiered wedding cakes, and where the icing or cream coating is more than four inches thick."
i'm hoping this is another trumpeting - the loud noise made by nervous politicians who sense that their constituents are about to turn on them. as soon as they've made their loud noise and the jackals of the media seem to be appeased, they lapse back into their semi-comatose state.
This only applies to important places, like New York, right? It won't tell me how badly the traffic is banked up down the Frankston/Dandenong road in Melbourne of a morning.
.. for a primate. try getting a robot to do it. no, that shirt's left sleeve is inside-out - straighten it first.. okay, now the whole thing is inside-out. stupid robot! can't you even detect when a complex three-dimensional shape made of a deformable material has been partly inverted?
how about we get the first poster's kids and put them in a box? they can fold clothes forever and we don't even have to program them to do it.
...Until the robots running the ship rise up against their masters and return to destroy us all
There, fixed it for you
thanks! although i didn't want to add the myth of useful robots to this, since we're already struggling with the myth of the EM drive, as much as i want to believe in it.
have you ever worked with machinery more complicated than an inkjet printer?
"Robots are ideal for authors... they're practically useless for any other purpose."
Large arrays of them go on the back of our Terran Battleship to propel them out into the darkness as they bring the Light of Mankind to a savage and ignorant galaxy.
Until we find someone smarter than us.
the ability to not look at yourself too closely in the mirror in the morning is an important skill, if you work in a call center. or in sales. or politics.
"I think this is going to trigger 'Sputnik 2.0,' a biomedical duel in progress between China and the United States, which is important since competition usually improves the end product."
Phone would randomly shutdown even though battery was 40%+ per the iOS UI. If I then tried to power it back up I would get the big charging icon, implying that the battery was completely drained.
well, hell, if it's a battery problem, why not just replace the b-
The bad grammar continues when you go to the site:
LOS ANGELES - As if GoPro didn't enough problems.
what is WITH that? i see so many messages that are missing the verb, it makes me wonder if there is a bug in phone software that removes it. most of the time you can guess, but sometimes.. you .
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Even worse, Michael G. Flynn, member of the Trump transition team and son of the next National Security Adviser might be a 4chan shitstain and is spreading this story just for the keks.
We need a government official to fact check this unsubstantiated allegation, right now, before these rumors get out of hand!
that should be pretty easy. ask him what 5millionGet was, without recourse to looking it up. if he can't answer then he's a summerfag.
Cynical me thinks this was done to game the browser usage statistics.
Cynical me agrees with you. It's only slightly different from adware that directs all your searches to their preferred site. "Yes, you typed 'Asthma Medication' but we predicted you were going to search for Viagra."
I'd like to be a fly on the wall when they roll in the first robot CEO. "But, but, but, but I'm irreplaceable!"
The problem I have with that is that an effective AI CEO would make Martin Shkreli look like Mr Rogers. Remember Russell Crowe in "Virtuosity"?
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas
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Go home, Doctor Bronner, you are drunk.
Over 1 million android phones infected recently, Samsung phones burning, no find my android phone, and still no seamless patching like iOS. I'll stick with iOS.
Wait.. you're dumping on android because you lost yours? You've got bigger problems, son.
You would think with the 100 billion a year we spend now on intelligence agencies and military intelligence that... this would already be covered.
perhaps you have misinterpreted their role. they aren't there to gather intelligence. they exist as an extended kind of sheltered workshop for people who are otherwise unemployable in the commercial sector. like unemployment, except they get paid a hell of a lot more and they have close to zero accountability.
"Okay.. did you spy on North Korea in the past fortnight? Did you TRY to spy on North Korea in the past fortnight?"
3. The government needs a new boogie man since terrorism seems to be wearing thin as a justification for crapping on the constitution.
I disagree. Terrorism makes good Bad Guys because they're generally threatening - like, guns in your face, blow you up threatening, not "you called me an edgelord on twitter" threatening - and anyone you don't like can be painted as a Terrorist, with the possible exception of people like the Dalai Lama, Brian Eno, Krillin, etc. Drawing astroturfers, spammers and shitposters as the new terrorists would be difficult because it's hard to track them down. If your shitposter turns out to be a python script hosted on a burner account in the .cx domain, who do you arrest? Guido van Rossum?
also, most shitposters turn out to be fourteen year old American white males, and there's only so much threat mileage you can extract from that direction.
I really don't see a downside to this.
You've never dealt with the police, then. Tricking them into damaging their own equipment while wearing a shit-eating grin doesn't exactly endear you to them.
"So what are they gonna do? Drag me out the back and beat me with sticks?"
Do you really want to find out?
1: Censors remove all references to June 4th, no matter what context
2: Any plans for business to take place on June 4th disappear
3: Eventually nothing gets done on June 4th because nobody can plan for it
4: It turns into a holiday, and nobody can remember why.
MDMA is a gateway drug
So is milk. You can fuck right off with that brain-dead argument.
-jcr
Milk is one of the ingredients in Cake: http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/C...
It's not your comments, it's your handle.
Er, what ? I can only assume that you're not familiar with established use of the term as a somewhat (intentionally) infantile and facetious reference to an alcoholic drink and nothing more?
He's not a fan of the work of Kenny Everett, and he doesn't like cowboys or running jokes.
even if they're done on the best POSSible taste!
I tried it and it works. As a side effect it causes your nose to fall off.
So, how does it smell? It Sphinx!
why do you imagine that farming has to take place outside? haven't you ever seen those weed grow boxes that are about the size of a refrigerator? they could grow other crops. then all you'd need was a dinky little lego robot arm to reach out and yank off the seeds now and then. then have hundreds of grow boxes. less chance of a horde of locusts eating your crop, more control over how much water gets wasted.. only problem is the frequent raids from police who don't believe you're actually growing corn.
That is to say, would "non-conventional sex acts" include intercourse with a pig, as allegedly committed by the former and disgraced Prime Minister?
Perhaps the conventionality will be decided statistically. This will provide jobs for statisticians, pig farmers and comedians.
"All you get from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door! "Go on, give it another slam, Sir Michael!" BAM! OW OW OW! "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! YOO HOO!" - Alexei Sayle
How would I know whether I have ever engaged in a 'non-conventional' act?
They'd tell you, after you'd been arrested.
What is the state's interest in doing this? Are people watching these videos out in the streets, or on the subway or something?
They have to be seen to be doing something useful, otherwise people start to wonder why these wonks are getting paid so much to sit around watching us watch porn. A vaguely described quality like "non-conventional" allows them to define pretty much anything as "non-conventional", so it becomes a handy excuse to pinch anyone they want to. You can guarantee that nobody from the upper classes is going to be charged for watching spanking videos (despite this being the definition of Conventional British Porn for over two hundred years), and of course they will not provide detailed descriptions of what they consider to be "non-conventional", with exact guidelines for any border conditions. "Women sitting on cakes shall be deemed to be non-conventional only when the cake is more than two-tiered, for example three- or four-tiered wedding cakes, and where the icing or cream coating is more than four inches thick."
i'm hoping this is another trumpeting - the loud noise made by nervous politicians who sense that their constituents are about to turn on them. as soon as they've made their loud noise and the jackals of the media seem to be appeased, they lapse back into their semi-comatose state.
This only applies to important places, like New York, right? It won't tell me how badly the traffic is banked up down the Frankston/Dandenong road in Melbourne of a morning.
Folding is easy!
.. for a primate. try getting a robot to do it. no, that shirt's left sleeve is inside-out - straighten it first.. okay, now the whole thing is inside-out. stupid robot! can't you even detect when a complex three-dimensional shape made of a deformable material has been partly inverted?
how about we get the first poster's kids and put them in a box? they can fold clothes forever and we don't even have to program them to do it.
you might need to replace them when they starve.
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...Until the robots running the ship rise up against their masters and return to destroy us all
There, fixed it for you
thanks! although i didn't want to add the myth of useful robots to this, since we're already struggling with the myth of the EM drive, as much as i want to believe in it.
have you ever worked with machinery more complicated than an inkjet printer?
"Robots are ideal for authors... they're practically useless for any other purpose."
- Bruce Sterling
What's the usual format of an EM drive?
Large arrays of them go on the back of our Terran Battleship to propel them out into the darkness as they bring the Light of Mankind to a savage and ignorant galaxy. Until we find someone smarter than us.
the ability to not look at yourself too closely in the mirror in the morning is an important skill, if you work in a call center. or in sales. or politics.
if you're using your computer and you didn't notice the paperback-sized device plugged into one of your USB ports, you may have other problems.
"I think this is going to trigger 'Sputnik 2.0,' a biomedical duel in progress between China and the United States, which is important since competition usually improves the end product."
this guy might disagree: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
Phone would randomly shutdown even though battery was 40%+ per the iOS UI. If I then tried to power it back up I would get the big charging icon, implying that the battery was completely drained.
well, hell, if it's a battery problem, why not just replace the b-
oh, right. sorry.. i use a Samsung.
The bad grammar continues when you go to the site:
what is WITH that? i see so many messages that are missing the verb, it makes me wonder if there is a bug in phone software that removes it. most of the time you can guess, but sometimes.. you .