Because those The Internets Is Serious Business people deem it so, and you must comply or be classified as "a nerd" and "non-notable". Plus, it would not contribute "to the advancement of human progress(???) and knowledge", even though you could cram another fifty million articles in there and still contribute to human knowledge all you want.
That, and because the people who had a bad experience with Wikipedia were feeling bad today.
I suppose living in Alaska means you've got nothing else to do but attempt to make nerds feel bad for laughing at someone's miscalculated speech and lack of understanding of something he was voting on (it wasn't just "a series of tubes", remember, he sent internets too).
Or it's just the Ted Stevens fan club. I can never tell.
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When you post "You know you're an addict when...." as a reply to a /. comment?
What? Did I say something wrong? What? Huh? What!?
Reminds me of Use StumbleUpon to drive traffic to your site by writing about driving traffic to your site using StumbleUpon.
bloodninja's in the Army now?
You need a for-loop in there so people can't get at you for having insufficient metalevels.
Don't forget the hobbit contributors.
My means of transportation use HDR lighting, advanced pixel shading and lots of bloom.
Oh, and they're brown.
Or the cornerstone of a lawsuit.
A boon to people who think that someone comes by and empties their Recycle Bin every day, lest it get full.
Well, first you need a degree from the University of Statements...
Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
They decided the ensuing flamewars would be too boring without errors, so they added some.
Or maybe it was a malfunctioning headcrab missile...
Evolution? Wartortle is evolving!
Because those The Internets Is Serious Business people deem it so, and you must comply or be classified as "a nerd" and "non-notable". Plus, it would not contribute "to the advancement of human progress(???) and knowledge", even though you could cram another fifty million articles in there and still contribute to human knowledge all you want.
That, and because the people who had a bad experience with Wikipedia were feeling bad today.
Yes.
Shaolin Monks are suing Aqua? What did they do now, release a song called "Shaolin Girl"?
You can't fit all of those in a big truck.
And the parent post shows you what happens after going through both.
Worldwide salt supply dwindling, Netcraft confirms it.
I slink away, dejected and defeated. :(
One could say this was Mass(ive) fail?
Niagara? I don't want to know what happens when one of these has to compute an integer overflow, do I?
Better than it was before? Better, stronger, faster, with more free pron?
Is that a new movie?
I suppose living in Alaska means you've got nothing else to do but attempt to make nerds feel bad for laughing at someone's miscalculated speech and lack of understanding of something he was voting on (it wasn't just "a series of tubes", remember, he sent internets too).
Or it's just the Ted Stevens fan club. I can never tell.