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Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru

eldavojohn writes "A meteorite struck in Peru on Saturday leaving cinders, rock & water boiling out of the ground. Villagers nearby reported headaches & vomiting and attributed it to the event. From the article, 'Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said. Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.' It's not yet clear whether this is from the meteorite, gas trapped underground that was released or a chemical reaction between the two."

357 comments

  1. Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ah, I suspect this was either not a meteorite or there is something else going on given that any meteor leaving a 30 meter wide and 20 foot deep crater (meteor being approximately 30 inches wide) is not going to hit the ground steaming hot. On the contrary, it will be cold as ice (or colder) given its composition and time for heating. However, I suppose it could also be a re-entry event from a satellite carrying a toxic payload like plutonium... After all, we have the remnants of many satellites and the debris associated with them still in decaying orbits and you can easily spot many of them. Some satellites particularly those from the former Soviet Union and China have a history of toxic components. Though I suspect we'll know soon enough if it were a satellite, it would have been tracked by numerous agencies and individuals who monitor that sort of thing.

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  2. Confirmation on this one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Not news: Meteor hits the earth

    News: Strange substance associated with the meteor impact.

    Now this has made international news. It seems that there should be a reaction from the scientific community. Hopefully they can verify what really happened.

    If what the story is true, then there are only a few things that this could be.

    1. A meteor with a strange substance (perhaps sulfur based)
    2. A chunk of comet with unique properties
    3. Space Junk
    4. A regular piece of extra-terrestrial stuff (any of the above) that hit something on earth that caused the stink/sickeness.

    Personally, I am breaking out the tin-foil hardhat.

    1. Re:Confirmation on this one? by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's gotta be a Leviathan, the strange substance is Phazon. Someone tag this with phazon or metroidprime.

    2. Re:Confirmation on this one? by Goaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it is "true", it is more likely than anything else mass hysteria.

    3. Re:Confirmation on this one? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      The picture show swampy ground (tundra?), so it could well have caused some methane to be released.

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    4. Re:Confirmation on this one? by nizo · · Score: 1
      Personally, I am breaking out the tin-foil hardhat.


      How many rolls of tinfoil do you use up making your own hardhat???

    5. Re:Confirmation on this one? by Ajehals · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you are saying that this was really "The light from Venus reflected off a cloud of swamp gas?"*

      *" Now look right here at this little light."

    6. Re:Confirmation on this one? by leather_helmet · · Score: 1

      How many rolls of tinfoil do you use up making your own hardhat???

      Sounds like a 'crazy' Google interview question

      Google Interview Qustions
    7. Re:Confirmation on this one? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Even if it is "true", it is more likely than anything else mass hysteria.

      Sure, mass hysteria caused by an psychoactive alien virus.
    8. Re:Confirmation on this one? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Well played!

  3. Fungus is among us by dattaway · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Looking at the pictures, the ground looks like a prime area for fungus to release spores when disturbed, like anthrax.

    1. Re:Fungus is among us by TheeBlueRoom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let me know when the Space Spore Zombies show up...

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    2. Re:Fungus is among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking at WHAT pictures? The article contains but a dull, thumb-sized image of a green streek.

    3. Re:Fungus is among us by the+plant+doctor · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might be right about a fungus being released, but Anthrax is not a fungus. I expect better from /. to know the difference between a bacterium and a fungus ought to be trivial.

    4. Re:Fungus is among us by y86 · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our space zombie overlords.

      As a systems analyst with positive Karma I can be used to help herd up fellow slashdoters with the purpose to serve your brain eating needs.....

    5. Re:Fungus is among us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anthrax? It's a good thing it didn't hit the US, otherwise we'd blame Al Qaeda for the attack and launch an invasion of space.

      Goerge Bush: "This aggression will not be tolerated. Space terrorists hate us for our freedom. We're fighting them up there so we don't have to fight them down here."

    6. Re:Fungus is among us by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      "...This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."

    7. Re:Fungus is among us by TobyRush · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let me know when the Space Spore Zombies show up...

      Um, okay, but you're going to need to give us an e-mail address or something.

      I'm not saying they've shown up yet, I just want to be prepared. Because when they do show up, and everyone is going to be running around and freaking out and trying to shoot space spore zombies with hastily loaded rifles and everything, they're going to be thinking, "Aw, crap, that one guy on Slashdot asked us to let us know when this happens, and we totally are letting him down!" But not me, man. When those zombies start clawing on my door, first thing I'm gonna do: I am going to LET YOU KNOW.

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    8. Re:Fungus is among us by johnsmith_12345 · · Score: 1

      Wait, You might be on to something here................

    9. Re:Fungus is among us by TheeBlueRoom · · Score: 1

      Will have a extra case of ammo and a cold beer for you...

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    10. Re:Fungus is among us by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      As a systems analyst with positive Karma I can be used to help herd up fellow slashdoters with the purpose to serve your brain eating needs...

      Positive karma? Not for long, buddy-boy.

      *click* *click*

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    11. Re:Fungus is among us by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      I thought as you did at first, but on a second reading it sounds more like the OP was suggesting that a sporulating fungus could be spread by the impact in the same way that spores of anthrax might--not that anthrax is actually a fungus itself. Sloppy writing--it'll get ya every time.

    12. Re:Fungus is among us by ultramk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anthrax? It's a good thing it didn't hit the US, otherwise we'd blame Al Qaeda for the attack and launch an invasion of space.

      No, space is where it actually came from, and that's the last place the current administration would look.
      The obvious next step would be to nuke Iran.

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    13. Re:Fungus is among us by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked Anthrax was still a bacteria. I can make environmentally resistant "spores" but its still a bacteria.

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  4. Headaches? by smitty97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I got hit with a metorite, I'd have a headache too

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  5. (Almost) Useless without pics by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now tell me: who here doesn't want to see the darn crater? Of all things in TFA, what I really missed is a picture of the crater that the alleged meteorite created. Just seeing it would give us some idea of whether it was a meteorite at all, and if so, how big.

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    1. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by ObjetDart · · Score: 5, Informative
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    2. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by mikesd81 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by pla · · Score: 1

      Maybe this will help

      Call me crazy, but does anyone else notice that that hole looks more like something dug with a backhoe than an impact crater?

    4. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by januth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Based on that picture (and the perspective may be misleading) that is not a 30m crater. Maybe the ejecta is out to 30m, but that hole in the ground looks like maybe 7-8m. That would mean whatever impacted there was substantially smaller.

    5. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by kickdown · · Score: 1

      Call me crazy Crazy.
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    6. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't believe nobody has noticed this crater opening looks an awful lot like the outline of Fossett's plane. Re-entry burn gone awry?

    7. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think you're crazy, your assumption seems very plausible.

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    8. Re:(Almost) Useless without pics by E++99 · · Score: 1
      Quote of the week by Modesto ("you killed my father prepare to die") Montoya, member of the National Academy of Sciences:

      None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house
  6. Or by zsouthboy · · Score: 1

    People will imagine things - it's amazing how much control over our own well-being our brains have.

  7. Kryptonite Radiation by Sciros · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's no other rational explanation. Especially if the meteorite was green. Though there's different kinds of kryptonite out there. For instance Superman is very allergic to red, although it doesn't kill him. ... This is not off topic! :-(

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    1. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by edraven · · Score: 1

      All the evidence collected so far suggests that kryptonite radiation affects only Kryptonians. Unless you're suggesting they've established a colony and managed to keep their remarkable superhuman abilities a secret... Oh, crap.

    2. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by phedre · · Score: 1

      I think it's perfectly clear that this is an alien spacecraft. They are purposely releasing toxic fumes, for what purpose I'm not sure. Possibly more will arrive in an attempt to enslave us. You just wait until they tell us the meteor has opened up and something strange is coming out. Oh wait, they won't tell us that will they? Well, I'm going to go amass guns and provisions in the basement and cover the house in pretty shiny tin foil. I suggest you do the same!

    3. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who gave these fucktards mod points? Not only is the parent modded "informative", so was this post, which I quote: "If I got hit with a metorite, I'd have a headache too"

      Methinks some SCO stockholders somehow got mod points.

      WOW! I found pictures of the people who modded this!!! And here's another of today's mods!

      Oops, I think I know this mod (they call her a "bus down")

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      PS- ok, I was right the first time... it is SCO stockholders!

    4. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually many documentaries* on the subject of kryptonite have shown that it can have numerous effects on human beings. For instance Lex Luthor has suffered in the past from deadly exposure to this dangerous form of radiation. Jimmy Olsen has also suffered from the use of these WMDS**. I, for one, think we should be thinking of our children who will have to grow up in a kyptonite infested world thanks to these rocks raining down on us. We should declare war on Krypton now, before it is too late. The more times one of these kyptonite rocks is allowed to fall to our planet the more times people will be able to threaten Superman and poison civilians and future presidents.

      *Comics
      **Weapons of Mass Destruction (that mainly affect) Superman

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    5. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by edraven · · Score: 1

      That's an idea of incredible brilliance and clarity. Of course, the planet Krypton was mysteriously destroyed long ago, but that shouldn't be too high a hurdle. We can always send some sort of massively powerful explosive device back in time...

    6. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the version of kryptonite found in Smallville*. When normal people are exposed to it, it creates (among other things) bug men, invisible girls, people who can split in two, reanimated drowned corpses, and a whole wall of weird.





      *The news^H^H^H^H fiction program.

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    7. Re:Kryptonite Radiation by fractoid · · Score: 1

      After watching that show... er, monitoring the documentaries regarding those strange events, my friends and I came to the conclusion that Kryptonite is a "stuff catalyst". It makes... 'stuff'... happen. Weird stuff.

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  8. Plutonium thermal generators by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought I'd read those were built to withstand re-entry without vaporizing or breaking open. I seem to recall Danger-Will-Robinson arm-waving paranoia about these thermal generators the last time NASA sent one up, but the NASA boys being basically on top of it and packaging them in a way that wasn't a threat.

    1. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Itchyeyes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the Titanic was built to not sink, and Chernobyl was built not to melt down, and Challenger was built not to explode, and the Tacoma Narrows bridge was built not to collapse, etc, etc, etc...

    2. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Titanic design was good, hubris caused bad operation. Chernobyl was a know bad design before it was built.

    3. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Nasa and the rusians also have nuclear reactors in orbit:
      http://space.newscientist.com/article/mg18624964.300-space-crimes-and-misdemeanors.html

    4. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The titanic, chernobyl and the challenger all were destroyed due to human error. Now, the tacoma narrows bridge wasn't designed properly due to misunderstanding wind load though.

    5. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

      While I hate to be a fear monger. The symptoms of lower dose radiation poisoning are headaches and then vomiting. But then so is the flu.

    6. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Chernobyl was a know bad design before it was built.

      No. Chernobyl had issues, but the reason it melted down was that ALL of the safety features were disabled to run a test for the Soviet equivalent of the NRC.

      The test in question was meant to determine how much power could be extracted from a nuclear plant in meltdown. Which information would allow them to plan better for dealing with meltdowns, should one happen.

      Alas, to put Chernobyl into the near-meltdown condition required for the test, they had to disable all of the safety interlocks, then push the plant to the brink of a meltdown.

      And when you push a nuclear plant to the brink of meltdown with ALL of the saftey interlocks disabled, bad things can happen.

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    7. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      The symptoms of lower dose radiation poisoning are headaches and then vomiting.

      Note that "lower dose" in this context is 50-100 REM within a short period. Which is a LOT of radiation to be emitted from a SNAP reactor. I don't think anything in orbit has a reactor large enough to do that these days.

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    8. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Jake73 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Alas, to put Chernobyl into the near-meltdown condition required for the test, they had to disable all of the safety interlocks, then push the plant to the brink of a meltdown.

      I'm no expert on Chernobyl, but I thought the test actually required low power. In fact, when they started the test, they slowed the reactor down so much that they were worried about accidental shutdown and subsequent startup procedure. So, to get things going again, they ended up bringing out too many control rods (more than the allowed limit) -- this, of course, got the reaction going too quickly which caused the coolant to steam and explode.
    9. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      So humans can make errors when designing large cruise ships, space shuttles, and nuclear reactors but not satellites?

    10. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by fireylord · · Score: 5, Informative

      partially true, but what supposedly caused the major problem afair was the technicians noticing the runaway chain reaction and dropping the control rods in a panic, which happen to have graphite tips (a pretty exclusively used moderator material). This caused a sudden and massive spike in reaction, and heat generation which was not removed because of the fact that the reactor was almost shut down. This caused the explosion.

    11. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by DittoBox · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What are you trying to say? That safety tests are, in fact, a bad idea?

      This is /. man! We already knew that!

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    12. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Chernobyl was an RBMK design. Because it was configured to convert on demand to a military apps operation mode that could produce lots of Plutonium 239 for quickly building bombs, it was built without a containment vessel, at a time when all U S commercial reactors were already encased in multiple meters of steel and concrete.
            The soviet union deliberately compromised safety for military advantage, and yes it was a known bad design.

      "The test in question was meant to determine how much power could be extracted from a nuclear plant in meltdown."

            Not exactly - the test initially conducted was an extreme low power test, where the reactor was being run at such a low level it didn't provide enough power to run all the feedback systems designed to control the reactor itself. Extra power to run control systems was supposed to come from outside sources. A reactor near meltdown under some configurations may be producing much less power than usual and so this test had applicability to some meltdown research, but this particular design, in weapons production mode, would also have greatly reduced spare power for control in normal operation, so this test was probably to confirm the military applications of Chernobyl 4.

      Here's a link to Gordon Prather's page, which is a good explanation for the non-technical. Note Dr. Prather's credentials at the bottom if you think he's just some guy spouting off.

      http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=20062

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    13. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by AJWM · · Score: 1

      The radioisotope thermal generators that NASA uses are indeed built to withstand considerable violence without damage. There was an instance quite a few years back now where the launch vehicle carrying a spacecraft containing such an RTG blew up and scattered debris all over the ocean. The RTG was recovered intact from the ocean floor, cleaned up, and flown in the backup spacecraft.

      On the other hand, some stuff is not ever intended to reenter. The USSR's Cosmos 954 reconnaisance satellite was powered by a (small) nuclear reactor (not merely an RTG) which because of spacecraft malfunctions (it was supposed to boost into a high "disposal orbit" but didn't) reentered, spewing radioactive debris over a fair swath of northwestern Canada.

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    14. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The test was designed to measure whenever or not the turbine could supply enough electricity to keep the water pumps running in an event of power outage. The backup diesel generators on the power plant would not kick in for 40s. In those 40s, if power is not provided to the pumps (and the reactor is not cooled), then yes, it would go critical. This test has already been carried out on Leningrads Nuclear power plant previously.

      The security systems that were disabled, would not prevent the meltdown from happening. By all accounts the reactor would go critical if the ESS was engaged before starting the actual experiment. At that point the reactor was already unstable, except it in no way reflected on the data given to the operators.

      By design, if your emergency shutdown system increases the energy output prior to shutdown, your ESS needs to be redone. The graphite tips on the control rods were the most idiotic thing possible. The fact that insertion time for the control rods was near 20s was just as idiotic. The reactor blew up in 7 seconds after ESS was engaged.

      Furthermore who the hell builds reactor (ok trick question) with large positive void coefficient? By design it creates scenario with runaway effect. More steam > more slow neutrons > more energy output > more water boiled > more steam > meltdown.

      The design on CAS was absolutely awful. The fact that within few months of the meltdown all other existing RMBK-1000 got reworked to reduce void coefficient, get rid of graphite tips on control rods and decrease the insertion time for the control rods show that the design was going to lead to meltdown sooner or later.

    15. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

      Wiki is your friend. I won't even try to summarize, just read the article. It's an interesting study in the confluence of poor design choices, poor training, and bad luck.

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    16. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by E++99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A couple of fairly close descriptions are here already, but let me take a stab at it.

      The Chernobyl test was to see if they could power all the plant from the momentum of the turbine after an emergency shut-down of one reactor before powering up another reactor. To do this, they had to take a reactor off-line. They gradually reduced its power output, but just before taking it off, there was some bureaucratic reason why they had to delay the test for 12 hours or so. This caused a problem, because at the low power the reactor was down to, "nuclear poison" build up which slows the reaction. After a point can leads to a complete stop, ruining all the fuel in the reactor. When it was time to perform the test the reactor power started dropping precariously, and to keep the power up, the ended up removing NEARLY ALL the control rods, FAR in excess of the number they are allowed to remove. At that point the water and the nuclear poison were slowing the reactions in place of the control rods. To perform the test, they also had to stop the water circulation that goes to the turbine. Eventually, the power level stabilized, as the nuclear poison started reacting more without the control rods. Then power started increasing, until in a matter of seconds all the nuclear poison was gone. Then, without the water circulation, steam bubbles formed as well, removing the water from between the fuel rods, making there be practically nothing in place to restrain the reaction. The meltdown happened well before there was a chance to replace the control rods, blowing many of the control rods out the top of the building. There were other factors, but I believe these are the central ones. Summary: Unsafe design + Unsafe operation + No containment building = bad.

    17. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it's very doubtful a tiny reactor would be able to have enough velocity to create a crater anywhere near that size. We've had lots and lots of debris fall back to earth...any large enough to worry about are monitored. The rest, wouldn't leave anything near that size.

    18. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by DigitalWallaby · · Score: 1

      those were built to withstand re-entry without vaporizing or breaking open with parts and labor sourced from the lowest bidders.

    19. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately the reality is most plants are dual use. The thing that really killed the progress of the US nuclear energy industry was Carter declaring that there was enough in the stockpile and there really wasn't any more need to buy weapons material at high prices. Blaming TMI or hippies is a copout - and Chenobyl years later really was just an "I told you so" moment long after new construction was cancelled.

      Things have not changed much. Reactors in Iran and North Korea are not really civilian operations. What do you think the ones in Egypt, Israel, Pakistan and Indonesia are for as well? What do you think the new ones planned in Russia are for? Even South Africa had a weapons program - fortunatly we got pebble bed when eventually it was realised that they really didn't need the bomb there and the research was redirected. China is also heading that way and is using that South African technology which isn't designed for military use. India has some research going into the civilian accelerated thorium idea in parallel to their military program so there's some hope there of a decent design that isn't just a compromise between weapons and watts. As for other "civilian" nuclear designs - want to make some plutonium for your weapons program - CANDU!

    20. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by ultranova · · Score: 1

      While I hate to be a fear monger. The symptoms of lower dose radiation poisoning are headaches and then vomiting. But then so is the flu.

      Not to mention hangover. And gorging yourself too much while watching television 16 hours straight. Not to mention reading Slashdot evolution vs. creationism threads ;).

      Seriously, there is almost nothing which couldn't cause these symptoms, so saying that it might be radiation poisoning is, indeed, fearmongering.

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    21. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 2, Funny

      it was built without a containment vessel Don't you mean a containment WESSEL?
    22. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I found out recently that Sweden, of all countries, also built nuclear reactors because they at the time considered getting the bomb. So I'm not suprised at what you say, I suspected it.

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    23. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by Zathruss · · Score: 1

      fortunatly we got pebble bed
      We haven't got it yet, have we?
    24. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by edittard · · Score: 1

      The symptoms of lower dose radiation poisoning are headaches and then vomiting. But then so is the flu.
      I thought it was caused by a virus.
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    25. Re:Plutonium thermal generators by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The Chinese are building some full scale prototypes of pebble bed so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt - we'll find out in a few years if it's worth building. Of course fast breeders also looked like they might be worth it until Superphoenix was built and it became clear that scaling up raised more problems. Accelerated thorium looks like a very good idea at this point but a working implentation is a long way off - perhaps it will never happen now that India can buy cut price good quality Uranium from Australia but I hope research keeps progressing. The idiots that proclaim nuclear power as clean, green and too cheap to meter have held it back more than anyone. Why try to improve something at vast expense when you are pretending it is perfect?

  9. /in Steven King voice: by pimpbott · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meeeteyer sheeit!

    1. Re:/in Steven King voice: by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up for semi-obscure reference (for those that don't know, this is from the movie "Creepshow")

    2. Re:/in Steven King voice: by u-bend · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearing up a vague memory I've had since I was a kid! I remember it being funny, but then creepy and sad when he offs himself at the end, reduced to a gravelly-voiced moss pile. Or at least that's what I remember. Nice reference tho!

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    3. Re:/in Steven King voice: by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Alternately, prepare for latex clad women with eight foot tongues accompanied by mutated french poodles.

      Yes - someone saw that movie.

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    4. Re:/in Steven King voice: by mikeb · · Score: 1

      Man that one sounds good. What's the url of the torrent?

  10. Zombies! by LineGrunt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh COOL!

    When do we get the zombies?

    And are they slow or fast?

    1. Re:Zombies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll find out in 28 days.

    2. Re:Zombies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fast zombies suck

    3. Re:Zombies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally speaking I believe that radiation from space (meteors) cause slow zombies, and biological agents cause fast zombies. Though in this case there is a biological component so who knows.

    4. Re:Zombies! by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it was a malfunctioning headcrab missile...

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    5. Re:Zombies! by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      But if it's a radioactive biological agent, watch out! You'll get hippie vegetarian zombies.

      "GRAAAAAIIIIINSSS!!!"

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    6. Re:Zombies! by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Everybody, lock and load!

      If there is an invading alien life form, set difficulty level to 'Hurt Me Plenty!' And I mean, everybody!

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    7. Re:Zombies! by kramulous · · Score: 1

      Man I hate being caught unawares from the fast type.

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  11. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

    What satellites around the Earth carry plutonium? The only thing I've heard of launched with plutonium was a space probe now far away from us, and that caused a big public uproar.

  12. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by EasyCo · · Score: 1

    ...or kryptonite

  13. There can be other explanations by unity100 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    yet, this for now seems like radiation poisoning, with headache, vomitting and such.

    1. Re:There can be other explanations by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      It would, except for the reports of a strange smell, and the fact that the symptoms started immediately. Radiation sickness takes a bit longer to develop. It could also be psychological for a lot of people at this point. It will be difficult to determine how many people are actually suffering because of the meteor, and how many people's brains are making them sick.

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    2. Re:There can be other explanations by sofar · · Score: 1

      absolutely not. Any poisening symptoms include headaches and vomiting. Even rat poison will produce those already.

      While it is absolutely 100% assured that radiation levels of meteorites will be above normal levels, it's unlikely that they will achieve high levels that cause immediate symptoms as widespread as reported.

      If this meteorite was ferrous (heavy metal type), it's much more likely that the impact and subsequent vaporizing of material containing heavy metals (lead, copper are the immediate suspects) will cause these symptoms.

    3. Re:There can be other explanations by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I would think radiation levels high enough to cause those symptoms that quickly, would kill the person after a day.

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    4. Re:There can be other explanations by fractoid · · Score: 1

      If this meteorite was ferrous (heavy metal type), it's much more likely that the impact and subsequent vaporizing of material containing heavy metals (lead, copper are the immediate suspects) will cause these symptoms. You're saying that heavy metal causes headaches? On that point, sir, we agree! Not that there aren't some excellent heavy metal bands. ;)
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    5. Re:There can be other explanations by OldBus · · Score: 1

      Except that they've measured for radiation and didn't find any.

    6. Re:There can be other explanations by unity100 · · Score: 1

      so whats the deal going on in there then

  14. Obligatory by Lucas123 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new Peruvian meteor overloards

  15. Photo by PhotoGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Better article with a photo of the impact site. Quite an impressive hole. One hopes it's just some underground gas, and not the realization of Andromeda Strain...

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    1. Re:Photo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that doesn't look anywhere near 30m wide

    2. Re:Photo by wximagery95 · · Score: 1

      Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby.

      Boiling water from a meteorite? Rock and cinders? That sounds a little odd. The meteorite was probably very small in size to make that hole (previous poster mentioned 30 inches). Hardly big enough to boil water for an extended period of time and produce molten rock.

      This sounds more like the meteorite punch a hole into an underground hot spring or something and the noxious odor is perhaps the foul smell of sulfur, minerals, an other things in those types of environments. The landscape also looks very desolate, common in areas where there is thermal activity.

    3. Re:Photo by MBCook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, project Wildfire.

      Or is this more of a Threshold situation.

      Unless this is more like War of the Worlds.

      Maybe I just watch too much Sci-Fi.

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    4. Re:Photo by marct22 · · Score: 1

      I think it is about right. Looking at the picture, you could fit about 6 SUV's across that hole (diameter-wise). A Chevy Yukon is 202 inches length-wise, or 513 cm, or 5 m (rounding down). 6*5 gives 30 meters... While you can't tell if that's a Yukon, SUVs are all about the same length (at least for this crude estimate!).

    5. Re:Photo by TigerNut · · Score: 1

      Having the crowd and vehicle in the background makes the hole look bigger because of perspective... given that there are no size cues in front of the hole there is no basis for saying it's 30 meters wide.

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    6. Re:Photo by marct22 · · Score: 1

      Unless it's a funky fisheye-like lens, which it doesn't look to me, that vehicle isn't that far from the hole. Besides, the article itself says it left a 30-metre-wide and six-metre-deep crater, based on a local official's quote. The size of the vehicle helps give you perspective. Unless the pic was altered (shrunken men/vehicle) then pasted in, then again, it's a big 30-meter wide hole...

  16. Phazon by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

    Phazon is here! Where's Samus when you need her?

    1. Re:Phazon by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      Being controlled by my Wii.

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    2. Re:Phazon by blackadder288 · · Score: 1

      She'll get here either after human corpses reanimated by Phazon drive us to the brink of extinction, or after Space Pirates Kill everyone on the planet to mine it for Phazon.

      Either way, its time to get working on those Power suit upgrades! Im going to go hide a missle expansion in my refrigerator...

  17. Colour Out of Space! by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Show me a picture of the blasted heath, I want to see! Or maybe this will be the boring kind of meteorite, the one that just raises zombies.

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    1. Re:Colour Out of Space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe those "28" zombies that spit blood and scream, those guys are kinda freaky and seldom boring.

      Personally I think it's the star wormwood and the end is nigh, but then - I always think that.

      And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
    2. Re:Colour Out of Space! by shotgunsaint · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!
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  18. Time to head for the hills by merikari · · Score: 1

    Either Zombies or color out of space. We are all going to die!

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  19. B-Movie by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the beginning of some Sci-Fi B-Movie. When will the people start exhibiting strange powers?

    1. Re:B-Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this cornfield is a no wishing zone, the red zone is for zombie moaning and groaning only

    2. Re:B-Movie by curmudgeous · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can already summon reporters with the twitch of a finger. What other power do they need?

  20. and so it begins by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    (rubs hands together conspiratorily)

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    1. Re:and so it begins by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Wow, I thought you only lived on k5.

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    2. Re:and so it begins by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Michael Crawford is also around here... ...said The Amazing Idiot.

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      You left out lights cigarette. Yes, I'm on to you, Mister Cigarette Smoking Man!

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  21. Sounds Like Commander Data's Work by Mad+Martigan · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're going to want to be on the lookout for androids carrying suspiciously labeled bags.

    1. Re:Sounds Like Commander Data's Work by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 4, Informative

      It comes full circle. According to the Memory Alpha episode summary you cited, the episode bore a very close resemblance to actual events in Brazil in 1987 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident.

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    2. Re:Sounds Like Commander Data's Work by Mad+Martigan · · Score: 1

      Right. There's an episode of House that is also very similar. Interestingly, the Goiânia accident has also provided information for several papers modeling how X (where X is bad) will be transported / dispersed / etc. through a community. Check out a Google search of 'Goiânia accident' to see some of the research.

    3. Re:Sounds Like Commander Data's Work by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      I can assure you that I had nothing to do with this incident ;)

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  22. Obviously by spike2131 · · Score: 1

    This is an alien virus sent to kill us all.

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  23. Andromeda Strain? by lamegovie · · Score: 1

    ... well as long as their blood isn't turning to dust, I think we are in good shape. :P

  24. clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    clearly this 6,000 year old rock came down from the heavens as God's judgment on the unbelievers.

    1. Re:clearly by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      clearly this 6,000 year old rock came down from the heavens as God's judgment on the unbelievers.

      No, it's actually an Illudium Pew 36 space modulator. Didn't you hear? Earth is obstructing the martian's view of Venus

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    2. Re:clearly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the "Illudium PU-36 explosive space modulator" you insensitive clod!

  25. Man, I got the martian herpes too by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    god damn space whore said she was clean....

    1. Re:Man, I got the martian herpes too by MixMasterMizzike · · Score: 1

      Crazy kids with their crazy VDs...

  26. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I read this, I thought "Woah! ALIEN DISEASES! It's like a comic book!"
    Don't persuade me otherwise, my version is much cooler. ;D

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  27. Oblig. Beavis and Butthead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Titi-ca-ca!!

  28. Re: Foreigner by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the contrary, it will be cold as ice

    You're as cold as ice, create a 30 M. wide hole
    Just a block of ice, hot as a meteorite is cold

    I've seen it before, it happens a lot
    Crash on some villagers, trash all they've got
    They look out the door to see a rock in the sky
    A big stinky mess, makes the poor suckers die
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  29. Funny... How about Nickel content? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's no other rational explanation. Especially if the meteorite was green. Though there's different kinds of kryptonite out there. For instance Superman is very allergic to red, although it doesn't kill him. ... This is not off topic! :-(

    If the meteorite was of Iron/Nickel composition there's a good chance superheated Nickel became vapourous. Nickel as a gas is highly toxic.

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    1. Re:Funny... How about Nickel content? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, gaseous Nickel is very toxic. It's also incredibly hot.

  30. Obligatory Revelation Quote by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    "And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter." (Revelation 8:10-11 KJV)

    And yes, the Russian word for "wormwood" is Chernobyl. But ironically, this is not the FIRST thing I thought... I thought of the Phantoms from Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. I'd rather think about Aki Ross than some stupid beast.

    Ok, where did I store my bio-aetherics shield generator...
    1. Re:Obligatory Revelation Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Russian word for wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) is 'polyn'.
      'Chornobyl' (note spelling) refers to mugwort (Artemisia vulgaris).

      The wormwood and revelations story is more interesting though, so it has become truthy.

    2. Re:Obligatory Revelation Quote by starglider29a · · Score: 1

      I'm going to push back on this one...

      The Greek root word that is translated as 'wormwood' is "apsinthos". Certainly the same root word as "absinthium" but I am neither an etymologist, a botanist or a heavy drinker of vodka OR vermouth (which is also a wormwood allusion)

      But this is very moot (a wormwood pun). Yer missing the bigger picture here. The bible referred to a meteorite that made waters toxic. We have now learned that the Peruvian meteorite stirred up arsenic. Ok, so we have a meteorite that falls and releases poison in both accounts. This is pretty good science for a 1900+ year old document. We (science) didn't even know what a meteorite really WAS until the 1500's.

      If you want to quibble about plant species and transliteration of Cyrillic, have at it. That's what Slashdot is for. But you might also want to ask how a ancient bible prophecy described very closely that news headline you just read, and why Revelation looks so much like astrophysics story problems set.

  31. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by mpoulton · · Score: 1

    What satellites around the Earth carry plutonium?

    Most of them. If not plutonium, then a different radioisotope like 90Sr. Radioisotope Thermal Generators (RTG's) are a very common method of providing power for electronics in satellites.

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  32. Why Peru? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From an above link:
    "None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house," he said. Another meteorite fell to Earth in Arequipa province in June.

    Does Peru have some strange attraction for meteorites?

  33. Those are of the wrong crater by crovira · · Score: 1

    by about an order of magnitude.

    Try again, it not 10 feet in diameter, its 100 feet!

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    1. Re:Those are of the wrong crater by ObjetDart · · Score: 1
      Try again, it not 10 feet in diameter, its 100 feet!

      I'm curious, what exactly in the photo makes you think the crater is only 10 feet in diameter? The only thing in the photo that gives any sense of scale at all are the people and car in the background, but since we don't know how far back they are from the rim, even they are of little use.

      But if you assume the car is 12 feet long and fairly close to the rim, that would put the crater at 60-70 feet across at least.

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  34. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PU-238 would be an unlikely source of problems of this sort. Most of the radiation is Alpha Particles which are easily rejected by human skin. (Alpha particle dangers are almost entirely due to internal consumption.) Even if we take possible Gamma and X-Ray emissions from long decay into account, the people who were near the meteor shouldn't feel sick until an hour or two after the exposure.

    According to the article (coral cache), the problem was a "strange odor" that caused the headaches and vomiting. Such an odor suggests a strong chemical of some sort that has been aerosolized near the point of impact. The officials will probably send out a Hazmat team, take air samples, collect the debris from the crash and investigate the exact composition. (Assuming that the authorities have the necessary resources. Otherwise they'll probably get someone to dispose of it and let the air clear.)

  35. look out... by downix · · Score: 1

    If the dead start rising, I'm getting outa dodge....

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  36. nonsense by name_already_taken · · Score: 4, Informative

    And the Titanic was built to not sink, and Chernobyl was built not to melt down, and Challenger was built not to explode, and the Tacoma Narrows bridge was built not to collapse, etc, etc, etc...

    Ok, let's refute your specious points one by one.

    The Chernobyl reactor that failed was not built to not melt down - and it was being operated outside of its designed normal operating envelope which is what actually caused the catastrophic failure. Hell, the thing didn't even have a containment vessel.

    The Space Shuttle Challenger didn't initiate the explosion, the solid rocket boosters did, which was because they were being used at too cold of an environmental temperature and, against warnings from the manufacturer, the shuttle was launched anyway (human error once again, but not in the design, in the use of the machine in question).

    The Tacoma Narrows bridge apparently was not designed not to collapse - the designer failed to factor in the high wind speeds in the Tacoma Narrows and the resulting resonant effect on the structure into the bridge design.

    In other words, your post is a bunch of pointless fear mongering along the lines of "humans can't do anything right". That is complete and utter nonsense - humans design things that work in extreme circumstances all the time. You might as well have said "Won't somebody think of the children!?!?".

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    1. Re:nonsense by swb · · Score: 1

      "Shit breaks" isn't exactly a very good analysis of the potential failure modes for a plutonium thermal generator.

    2. Re:nonsense by xs650 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Shit breaks" is an excellent analysis of one hitting the Earth at a high percentage of orbital velocity.

    3. Re:nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But won't someone think of the children?!

      Meteorites are nothing but extinction-event simulators and they should banned by the government immediately!

    4. Re:nonsense by Threni · · Score: 2

      > And the Titanic was built to not sink,

      Boats aren't generally built to sink, but the idea that anyone said the Titanic was unsinkable before it sunk has yet to be substantiated.

    5. Re:nonsense by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      In other words, your post is a bunch of pointless fear mongering along the lines of "humans can't do anything right".

      That claim seems consistent with the rest of your post:

      • Chernobyl - operated out of spec - human error
      • Challanger - operated out of spec - human error
      • Tacoma Bridga - didn't account for high wind - human error
      I think the point is not that these things were designed to fail, but that no design is failure proof.
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    6. Re:nonsense by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "The Space Shuttle Challenger didn't initiate the explosion, the solid rocket boosters did, which was because they were being used at too cold of an environmental temperature and, against warnings from the manufacturer, the shuttle was launched anyway (human error once again, but not in the design, in the use of the machine in question)."
      Actually the SRB didn't explode. It it was more of a structural failure of the External Tank that caused the loss of of Challenger. If I remember correctly the hot gas leak burned through the Hydrogen tank and ignited the hydrogen. The burning hydrogen then burned through the bottom support for the SRB. When the bottom support failed the SRB then completely ruptured the ET causing the loss of the orbiter when it tumbled in the hypersonic air stream. It was torn apart. The actual explosion of the Hydrogen and Oxygen was pretty low order and did very little damage to the orbiter. I am sorry to say that it wasn't blown to pieces but torn to pieces. And yes I was there and yes I know way more about than I really want too.

      Other than the details I agree with you.

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    7. Re:nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now thats a skidmark to tell your grandkids about.

    8. Re:nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I didn't realize that I was entering some sort of official debate here. My point is simply "shit breaks". Or are you going to argue with that too?


      Unless it's frozen, shit usually spatters instead of breaking.
    9. Re:nonsense by lgw · · Score: 1

      Technically, the SRBs did exlpode, exacty as they were designed too.

      37 seconds into the disaster, the range safety system was activated. That's one NASA job I don't want - if something goes wrong an engineer somnewhere has to activate the RSS, knowing full well he may be killing hte crew when he turns the key.

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    10. Re:nonsense by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even then they didn't explode. A an explosive charge runs down the side of the SRBs like a seam. When it is detonated it opens and the hot gases can escape. The SRBs where pretty much intact even after the destruct. The goal of the destruct isn't really to blow the vehicles into a million little pieces but to keep it from flying over a populated area.
      Yes the RSO position is one of great responsibility. But I have no doubt that they would do what must be done and the crews do understand his position.

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    11. Re:nonsense by lgw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The RSD isn't energetic enough to ignite the SRB propellant? The video I've seen has an edit right at that moment (oddly enough), making it unclear.

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    12. Re:nonsense by garompeta · · Score: 1

      so for you, the man is free of mistakes, just overlookings...

    13. Re:nonsense by DarkAxi0m · · Score: 1

      Tacoma Bridga - didn't account for high wind - human error
      I read that as high winds where not in the spec so

      Tacoma Bridga - operated out of spec - human error

      ;)
    14. Re:nonsense by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      Tacoma Bridge - didn't account for high wind - human error

      "Galloping Gurdie" failed in a 45mph wind, and was designed for up to 125mph. "High Wind" was not the issue. Forced Resonance is listed as the most common culprit, but opinions on the actual effect have varied somewhat. What is not contested is the specific reason you list.

      The point being that resonance was not considered a first order force to contend with by engineers until the bridge collapsed. It is now. So, human error in that a force that engineers didn't think they needed to account for, but were aware of. But human error, like the Titanic or Challenger, is was not.
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    15. Re:nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And the Titanic was built to not sink,

      Boats aren't generally built to sink, but the idea that anyone said the Titanic was unsinkable before it sunk has yet to be substantiated. Bah! All boats are built to sink. But some engineers are smart enough to work around that problem.
    16. Re:nonsense by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It shouldn't. The SRB propellant requires high pressure to maintain combustion. Simply blowing the nozzle off should be sufficient (but just) to turn them off.

      It is "safe" to smoke cigarettes around the unassembled cylinders. But I still wouldn't do it.

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    17. Re:nonsense by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Calm down there. I think his point was more along the lines of "human designers make occasional mistakes" rather than "humans can't do anything right". Its not that something put together by engineers has no chance of succeeding, but rather you cannot completely rule out the possibility that a engineered device (like these plutonium thermal generators) will not work as expected.

      And check your facts on the Challenger explosion. The manufacturer chickened out and told NASA the seals would work, even though some of their engineers had their concerns. And the design was supposed to work just in cold temperatures, NASA wasn't contracting them to build something that they could only launch in July. No one saw the problem until after they had been used and nearly failed in previous launches. So the error was in both the design and the communications between NASA and the manufacturer, not in the use.

      You can't go back in time and change the spec in order to claim something you built which failed was designed correctly, but operated incorrectly.

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  37. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by kalirion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the contrary, it will be cold as ice (or colder) given its composition and time for heating.

    And how do you know its composition? How do you know it's 30 inches wide? All the article tells us is the size of the impact crater. That's not nearly enough for the calculator.

  38. Perhaps Nickel Vapour by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the meteorite was of Iron/Nickel composition there's a good chance a fair amount of nickel was boiled off and carried into the area, possibly some produced by the head of the impact and blast.

    Please see: Toxicity Summary for NICKEL AND NICKEL COMPOUNDS

    Acute inhalation exposure of humans to nickel may produce headache, nausea, respiratory disorders, and death (Goyer 1991, Rendall et al. 1994).
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    1. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No one has mentioned what I think is the likeliest explanation: hysteria unrelated to any physical cause.

    2. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

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    3. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by IQgryn · · Score: 3, Informative

      That was my first thought, but The BBC article mentions animals being affected, too. Animals aren't (usually) subject to the mental tricks we're all so prone to.

    4. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by Otter · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but still... Some guy says that there's one dead bull and some other animals with the same nebulous symptoms the people have -- my money is still on hysteria.

    5. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by UberMongoose · · Score: 1

      Poor Optimus Prime...

    6. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by khallow · · Score: 1

      I think the meteorite just hit an unstable area with some geothermal activity. See my post for the appropriate speculation. A release of carbon dioxide and other poisonous gasses probably would generate the physical symptoms reported.

    7. Re:Perhaps Nickel Vapour by Natales · · Score: 2, Informative

      Although I'll reserve my judgment until more facts arise, I tend to agree with your statement. I've been in Peru dozens on times in the last 10 years and I can assure you that the general population is very easily influenced by any sort of borderline unexplained phenomena, especially if it comes from the sky. UFO cults have fertile ground in these folks minds. In fact, the story at http://oswaldolilly.blogcindario.com/2007/09/01972-el-meteorito-de-peru.html/ (in Spanish) is already being tagged under "OVNI", Spanish for UFO...

  39. I KNEW IT! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    this for now seems like radiation poisoning

    I have a friend which is an expert on meteorites and radiation. Lex will surely lend the guys a hand... for a price.

  40. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Most of them.

    No, sorry. That's horrendously incorrect. There have only been a handful of missions that used RTGs as power sources. Most satellites rely on Solar Power and batteries to operate. The reasoning is simple: Nuclear materials are EXPENSIVE. Far too expensive for anyone other than NASA to use. And NASA only uses them for very specific missions where no other option is feasible. (For example, while the current rovers have a few grains of plutonium to keep the joints from freezing on Mars, they are still powered by solar panels. The follow-up mission was supposed to use RTGs to provide a longer-lasting robot, but that's being reevaluated in light of the longevity of Spirit and Opportunity.)

    Wikipedia has a list of RTGs and their missions here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator#RTG_models
  41. Alternative by aphxtwn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It could be a downed satellite - maybe some hydrazine or something is causing the illness.

    1. Re:Alternative by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      There isn't anything man-made in orbit dense enough and large enough to make this kind of hole. (ISS is big, but it's not very dense.)

    2. Re:Alternative by slaingod · · Score: 1

      "It is a conventional meteorite that, when it struck, produced gases by fusing with elements of the terrain," he said. He also ruled out that the object was a satellite. "

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  42. Smallville Season 8 in Peru by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Yes, I knew I heard this before - Smallville!

  43. huh by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Ground-penetrating meteor + very geologically active area = a world of trouble.

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  44. too much TV by LM741N · · Score: 4, Funny

    now that Britney has made her way on TV in S. America, there have been waves of vomiting and sickness.

    1. Re:too much TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Leave Britney ALONE!

      - Chris Crocker

  45. Was it green? by rumith · · Score: 1
    I believe it was supposed to hit the Earth somewhere else...

    Tiberium is named after the Tiber river in Italy where it was first discovered.
    1. Re:Was it green? by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      That's GDI propaganda, mate.
      Kane named it after Emperor Tiberius.

  46. The SCO meteorite? by Ang31us · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a picture of what it looked like as SCO streaked across the sky and made that big, noxious, radioactive hole in the ground! ;-)

  47. Reuters video might help by Ecuador · · Score: 2, Informative

    Watch Reuters video. It is a Greek site, but the video is English.

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    1. Re:Reuters video might help by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

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  48. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by aphxtwn · · Score: 1

    hydrazine is used a lot in satellites and is some bad juju.

  49. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    Spy satellites, as far as I know. It's considering prudent to *not* have large solar panels on your birds if you don't want to make it easy for others to know where your sats are at a given time.

    As far as I have ever heard, most other satellites just use solar panels.

  50. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is incorrect. Very few satellites in earth orbit use any sort of RTG power source. Only satellites that are destined for the outer reaches of the solar system use RTGs, as the power available from the sun is inadequate at those distances.

    There is an exception to this rule though:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator#Use

    By comparison, only a few space vehicles have been launched using full-fledged nuclear reactors: the Soviet RORSAT series and the American SNAP-10A.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RORSAT

    Radar-equipped Ocean Reconnaissance SATellite or RORSAT is the western name given to the Soviet Upravlyaemyj Sputnik Aktivnyj ( ) (US-A) satellites. These satellites were launched between 1967 and 1988 to monitor NATO and merchant vessels using active radar. RORSATs were launched under cover name of Cosmos satellites. Because a return signal from a target illuminated by a radar transmitter diminishes as the inverse of the fourth power of the signal emitted, for the surveillance radar to work effectively, RORSATs had to be placed in low earth orbit. Had they used large solar panels for power, the orbit would have rapidly decayed due to drag through the upper atmosphere. Further, the satellite would have been useless at night. Hence the majority of RORSATs carried type BES-5 nuclear reactors fuelled by uranium-235. Normally the nuclear reactor cores were ejected into high orbit (a so-called "disposal orbit") at the end of the mission, but there were several incidents, some of which resulted in radioactive material re-entering the Earth's atmosphere.
  51. Spreading misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    MANY diseases, chemical exposures, etc. induce nausea and headaches. If radiation is causing these people to have headaches so soon after their being exposed to the meteor (I'm assuming the headaches started soon after, like within hours) they'll be dead inside of a few days. Headaches and nausea from radiation--ASSUMING, and that's a big assumption, that these are radiation-related--indicate either the gastrointestinal or the cerebrovascular stages of ARS. If it's the latter, people will die in days; the former, inside of weeks. If they ARE radiation-damaged, chromosomal analysis could be done to show it.

    Given the amount of information we have to go on from the articles, there is little chance this is ARS. More information may come to light later, but for now I think it's premature to try to blame radiation.

  52. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Detritus · · Score: 1
    Very few spacecraft carry RTGs. Their primary use is for deep space missions, not those that are in Earth orbit. Solar cells are simpler and cheaper.

    Nuclear reactors have been used on spacecraft with very high power requirements, like Russian ocean surveillance satellites.

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  53. Tin foil Hard hat? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Forget that, find a hard hat thats made of solid Tin, I say.

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  54. what makes you think its cold? by everphilski · · Score: 1

    The sucker coming in has a huge kinetic energy (0.5 * m * V * V) and potential energy ( m * g * h ) ... as the body falls the potential energy converts to kinetic energy, and the sucker has zero kinetic energy after impact. That energy has to go somewhere: some of it gets converted into heat as it reenters the atmosphere (heat being transferred both into the body and into the air), the rest on impact changes into translational energy for the dirt (very crude analysis of course ... the dirt will warm up, everything will reach thermal equilibrium, etc.)

    If you think you can bring something from deep space to the earths surface 'as cold as ice', NASA/RSC Energia/ESA might want to talk to you ...

    1. Re:what makes you think its cold? by Bob3141592 · · Score: 1

      An object travelling at, say, 50,000 miles per hour spends 7.2 seconds traversing 100 miles of atmosphere, and for most of that time it's moving through pretty thin air. During that time, the surface will heat up considerably, but it's not much time for the heat to conduct to the interior. So oevrall, I'd say the object could be considered cold when it hits the ground.

      An instant after impact it'll be vapor. Plus a fair bit of the stuff that used to be in the crator will become vapor. It's unlikely any of this is actually healthy to breath.

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    2. Re:what makes you think its cold? by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative

      The object's surface can become very hot and vaporize without having a significant effect on the core temperature of the object. You have to consider the object's surface-to-volume ratio, the length of time it's exposed to atmospheric heating, and the heat dissipated by erosion of the surface material.

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    3. Re:what makes you think its cold? by AxemRed · · Score: 1

      I have heard that meteorites found shortly after impact are cold as well, although I don't have the reference on hand. But if the meteorite smashes into the ground and makes a decent sized crater, that act alone will create some heat regardless of whether the meteorite was initially cold or hot.

    4. Re:what makes you think its cold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small objects are slowed to their terminal velocity by the time of impact. At that speed, there's not much kinetic energy left to be translated into heat. Most of the kinetic energy that was there is carried away by the ablation of surface material.

      Remember these things were at equillibrium for millions of years in space, so generally they're very cold to begin. There is insufficient time during entry for heat transfer to warm the middle, so upon impact, the bulk of it is still often below freezing, acting as a heat sink to cool the whole thing down.

  55. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Far too expensive for anyone other than NASA to use. Almost true. Lose one of the A's and you'd get another agency that's known to use RTGs on satellites. (Shortly after 9/11, the plutonium that was to be used for New Horizons was suddenly reallocated to an "unnamed Federal agency". It wasn't NASA, New Horizons was their only mission to the outer solar system being prepared just then. Most people were able to conclude, reasonably, that the RTGs were heading for spy sats.)
  56. Those bugs sent it. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It was meant to wipe out BA, but they were far enough that our planet looked REALLY small to those multi eyes. The next one will be to wipe us out.

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  57. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    You're making assumptions here. Meteorites have often been reported falling quite hot, at least the outside of the rock if not the core. There is very little hard data on landing temperatures anyway, so we shouldn't be using temperature as a valid variable. To say it's not a meteorite because it's not hot is fallacious.

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  58. Re:Bridge failure by Technician · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Tacoma Narrows bridge apparently was not designed not to collapse - the designer failed to factor in the high wind speeds in the Tacoma Narrows and the resulting resonant effect on the structure into the bridge design.

    Before you re-write history, check the news reports of the day. It wasn't a very windy day. The bridge was stable at much higher winds. The moderate wind and the direction was just right to produce a resonant feedback. It wasn't high winds that too the bridge down. It was steady mild wind that kept putting more motion into a resonant system.

    References;

    http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/bridge/meetsusp.html
      At the time it opened for traffic in 1940, the Tacoma Narrows Bridge was the third longest suspension bridge in the world. It was promptly nicknamed "Galloping Gertie," due to its behavior in wind. Not only did the deck sway sideways, but vertical undulations also appeared in quite moderate winds. Drivers of cars reported that vehicles ahead of them would completely disappear and reappear from view several times as they crossed the bridge. Attempts were made to stabilize the structure with cables and hydraulic buffers, but they were unsuccessful. On November 7, 1940, only four months after it opened, the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapsed in a wind of 42 mph--even though the structure was designed to withstand winds of up to 120 mph.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Narrows_Bridge
    The wind-induced collapse occurred on November 7, 1940 at 11:00 AM(Pacific time), due partially to a physical phenomenon known as mechanical resonance. [4]

    And for sake of balance here is a modern study stating it wasn't resonance but instead a negative feedback;
    http://www.ketchum.org/wind.html
    " . . . in many undergraduate physics texts the (1940 Tacoma Narrows bridge) disaster is presented as an example of elementary forced resonance . . . Engineers, on the other hand, have studied the phenomenon . . . and their current understanding differs fundamentally from the viewpoint expressed in most physics texts. In the present article the engineers' viewpoint is presented . . . It is then demonstrated that the ultimate failure of the bridge was in fact related to an aerodynamically induced condition of self-excitation or "negative damping" . . . This paper emphasizes the fact that. physically as well as mathematically, forced resonance and self- excitation are fundamentally different phenomena.

    The one common thread in all the above is it was not a high wind that took the bridge down. It was the feedback pumping energy into the motion.

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  59. so... by m2943 · · Score: 1

    was there any black oil or flashes of bright light involved?

  60. From TFA by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a large crater that is emitting noxious odours and making villagers ill...
    ...sounds like the goatse guy has invaded Peru.
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  61. Beware of the Blob! by spidey3 · · Score: 1

    Beware of the Blob!
    It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor,
    Right through the door and all around the wall,
    A splotch, a blotch,
    Be careful of the Blob!

    1. Re:Beware of the Blob! by v3lut · · Score: 1

      "It's not a B movie! Steve McQueen was in it!"

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  62. Different facts, JPL? by FozE_Bear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else think it's odd that this article calls it a 10meter crater (30ft) but the Physorg article calls it a 30 meter crater? Was JPL involved in some metric conversions?

    1. Re:Different facts, JPL? by mattr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got a NASANews article in the mail today, they talk about how the wind of Neptune "blows there at more than 2,000 kilometers per hour [240 miles per hour]".

  63. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by wolf369T · · Score: 0

    Well, if it is Plutonium, we'll find out in a few days, when all the apopulation will be DEAD.

  64. Invasion of the Brain Slugs by Detritus · · Score: 1

    We've just received this message, "Send more scientists!".

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  65. So, what powers did they get? by seebs · · Score: 1

    Has anyone done a detailed inventory of the superpowers these people have acquired now?

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  66. Galloping Gertie by number6x · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually the winds were moderate when the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapsed.

    It could be said that the bridge was designed to collapse, but not intentionally. The designers failed to take in to account the effect of resonance. From the wikipedia article here:

    "Preliminary construction plans had called for 25-foot-deep (7.6 m) girders to sit beneath the roadway and stiffen it. Moisseiff, respected designer of the famed Golden Gate Bridge, proposed shallower supports -- girders 8 feet (2.4 m) deep. His approach meant a slimmer, more elegant design and reduced construction costs. Moisseiff's design won out. On June 23, 1938, the PWA approved nearly $6 million for the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Another $1.6 million was to be collected from tolls to cover the total $8 million cost.

    The decision to use the shallower girders proved to be the first bridge's undoing. With the 8 foot (2.42 m) girders, the roadbed was insufficiently rigid and was easily moved about by winds. From the start, the bridge became notorious for its movement. A mild to moderate wind could cause alternate halves of the center span to visibly rise and fall several feet over 4 to 5 second intervals. This led to the bridge being referred to as "Galloping Gertie" by the local residents, due to the apparent "galloping" motion felt by the drivers on the roadway."

    The winds were considered moderate for the day 40-42mph, however they were steady allowing the destructive resonance to build. The bridge was considered strong enough to withstand hurricane force winds. It was not the strength of the wind but the design of the bridge that led to the collapse.

    1. Re:Galloping Gertie by aevans · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have never experienced 42 mph winds. Most people never have. That's what they call a "Gale", or if it has an eye and circular pattern, a "Tropical Storm" -- though technically a "Storm" starts at 55mph, and a "Hurricane" at 74 mph.

    2. Re:Galloping Gertie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get those pretty regularly in the midwest during thunderstorms.

    3. Re:Galloping Gertie by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      You have never experienced 42 mph winds. Most people never have.

      Can't speak to "most people", but certainly winds in excess of 40 mph are not unknown in the Baltimore area. We even sometimes bust 50 or 60 mph.

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    4. Re:Galloping Gertie by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      While it's not Tacoma, I do happen to live just north of the Columbia River Gorge in the Portland OR area. With the increased elevation and the inside of the curve, the wind here is typically quite low or moderate.

      However, when I lived in Troutdale(south side of Columbia river, opposite side of bend) the wind would frequently top 60 MPH during the winter. The highest I ever heard of was 72 MPH and that must have been 15 or 20 years ago, but it was exciting at the time to watch the wind storm damage on the news.

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    5. Re:Galloping Gertie by number6x · · Score: 1

      I commute by bike, and live in Chicago. While Chicago isn't as windy as Nebraska or Wyoming, we do OK.

      I road home against 35mph winds just last week. Gusts were up to 50mph.

  67. Metal Fume Fever by LeadSongDog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nausea, headache, flu-like symptoms. Read all about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_fume_fever

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  68. the color out of space by sam_paris · · Score: 1

    Sounds just like lovecrafts short story: "The Colour Out of Space"

  69. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by dasimms · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't think this is true. There are probably more, but NASA's Galileo probe carried some plutonium. Galileo was the probe that was in Jupiter's orbit starting in 1995. It is my understanding that the type of plutonium used was more unstable that the kind used in bomb-making so the designers had to disperse the plutonium throughout the probe. The fear of contaminating Jupiter's moons, especially Europa, spurred NASA to decide to plunge the probe into Jupiter's atmosphere rendering it harmless. This occurred almost four years ago to the day (Sept. 21, 2003).

    So while I don't know much about plutonium, satellites or vomit-inducing meteors, but after the fuss NASA made about the plutonium-carrying Galileo, it sounds like satellites (even satellites of distant planets) carrying plutonium are the exception rather than the rule.

  70. I bet for a psychological problem by stm2 · · Score: 1

    I Argentina people are reporting "increase in cancer rates" near cell antennas or electric poles. So I guess this could be a similar problem. There is a real case (for whatever reason), some associate it with the meteorite and the you have a chain reaction. Nothing new to see here.

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  71. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the current rovers have a few grains of plutonium to keep the joints from freezing on Mars

    Out of curiosity, how much would it take to generate an appreciable amount of heat? The idea of little nuclear pebbles slowly warming a robot on an alien world is kind of horrifying to me in sort of a primal way.

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  72. smallville? by omar_armas · · Score: 1

    Will they have his own Clark Kent? Omar

  73. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My vote is hydrazine. If you can smell that stuff, it'll make you sick. Sick from toxic effects of the chemical, not just sick to your stomach.

    http://www.epa.gov/ttnatw01/hlthef/hydrazin.html describes the effects, which seem similar to what these South Americans are experiencing.

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  74. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Yes, but RTG isn't the only form of nuclear power. There's currently 49 soviet RORSAT nuclear satellites in orbit with nuclear reactors (not RTGs)

  75. They Missed! by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    They were actually aiming for these guys: http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/09/18/0426247

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  76. US againts cocaine? by dzhiurgis · · Score: 1

    Or is it USA's forces with herbicides to stop coca frowth?

  77. Alternate popular-culture association by Empiric · · Score: 1

    ...along with the Andromeda Strain and the rest:

    Revelation 8
    10 The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water-- 11 the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.

    No, I'm not going to follow-up to spontaneous demands to debate Christianity, eschatology, or the narrative form of Revelation. Nor do I think its directly applicable or predictive--just personally somewhat intriguing.

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    1. Re:Alternate popular-culture association by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Or for that matter, from Koyaanisqatsi:

      "If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."
      "Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."
      "A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."

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  78. Just another failed launch? by slashmojo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could this be just another failed launch such as the russian proton which failed about a week ago and was fueled with rather toxic hydrazine? Any satellites launched shortly before this peruvian incident?

    Maybe this recoverable craft got recovered sooner than planned.

  79. Mars Attacks! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people are being attacked by Martian vampires. I expect a wave of sightings of batboy. Though such a massive undertaking as this interplanetary missile is surely part of a huge attack.

    By Hallowe'en, 6 weeks from now, the biters will have amassed enough strength to finally strike when we all think it's just some kind of joke. So in the meantime, stay vigilant through the night. Vampires can be stopped in their tracks, but not permanently destroyed, by staking them through the heart (wood, metal or any other stake that stays intact driven through their chest). It's also good to chop their head off, and even stuff the neck (both ends) with wolfsbane, if you can get it from some Romanian Internet pharmacy or something.

    But to permanently destroy them ("kill" the undead monster), you've got to expose them to sunlight. Stake 'em and bake 'em.

    And remember that those religious charms you try to use to drive them away work only as well as the strength of your mutual belief in them. So if these Martian vampires have got beyond their fear of "god", you'll just let them come close enough to strike while you mumble and genuflect. And if their tech has made them immune to the Sun, then we're in pretty deep.

    I'll be gearing up the SOLASER, but that guarantees only my safety. Get your stakes ready, and hope we can ride out this season. And then on to the Red Planet, with at least rovers fitted with stakes to drag them from their burrows and pin them on their own surface for a Martian vampbake.

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    1. Re:Mars Attacks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our martian vampire overlords

  80. Plain dirt isn't healthy by redelm · · Score: 4, Informative
    A crater that size throws a lot of dirt in the air. Dirt is full of pathogens that may stress individuals.


    Worse if it hits a guano site, town dump or septic landfarm.

    1. Re:Plain dirt isn't healthy by Provocateur · · Score: 2

      guano site, town dump or septic landfarm.

      Thanks, but I do believe the band has decided on the name Alien Ant Farm. They felt it had a much nicer ring to it.

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    2. Re:Plain dirt isn't healthy by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      "Sanchez! If you don't move your hut off that llama path by sunset, I'll bring a shitstorm down upon you and your family!"

      "Okay, Chief. But can I move it tomorrow?"

  81. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the picture on Yahoo! News of the green streak as it came down, assuming the photo was of THIS particular meteorite and not some stock photo, I'd say you're probably right; it was most likely copper.

    But even if it was a man made sattellite (or more likely some space junk the Russians threw off the ISS, that's SOP for them) it was still a meteorite, whether it was originally a meteor or a man made piece of junk.

    The story I saw (and submitted this morning about 7:30, and no my submission isn't the one here) said that when it hit, there was boiling water spewing from the ground, so a semi-intelligent guess would be that what sickened the residents (and some cops who investigated) was from stuff in the earth rather than from space.

    -mcgrew

  82. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Actually probably not to spy sats.
    They where probably going to undersea cable taps.
    If you are going to tap a cable you want a long lasting power source that will work well deep in the ocean. RTGs fit that bill perfectly. Plus the NSA is far more interested in signal intelligence than imagery.
    Actually this is technically COMINT and not SIGINT but close enough for Slashdot.

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  83. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Kartoffel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sort of.

    1) Los Alamos National Laboratory, the place that was making the fuel units for New Horizons, halted production due to a security breach. By the time production stopped, there were enough fuel units on hand to generate partial power. The New Horizons team decided they could live with the reduced power budget.

    2) There were 18 fuel units in work when the lab shut down. Assuming they "went away", rather than being reprocessed, they'd likey have gone into the NRO spacecraft rather than the NSA. Solar arrays have two major drawbacks on military satellites: (1) they cause lots of drag, especially when you fly low; (2) extensible arrays can be floppy, making rapid slewing and precise pointing more difficult. You don't get much power from an RTG, though, thus ruling out the likelihood that the plutonium went into radar sats. What about big telescopic IMINT satellites? Again, not likely unless it was something radically different than typical Hubble Space Telescope / Improved Crystal layout. What's that leave? SIGINT and SDI stuff. Tinfoil hat types, feel free to speculate further...

  84. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by corbettw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Considering how thin the Martian atmosphere is, and how much radiation from the Sun and cosmic waves get through it, I don't think anything over there has to worry about plutonium inside a rover.

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  85. radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If radiation exposure is high enough to make you vomit, you don't recover. ever.

  86. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by beyobe · · Score: 1

    From the picture on Yahoo! News of the green streak as it came down, assuming the photo was of THIS particular meteorite and not some stock photo From the Guardian (emphasis added): "The orange streak and loud bang were initially thought to be a plane crashing. "
  87. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that. In fact, I'm not particularly bothered about radioactivity in general, as long as I don't have to be near it. It was more the entire scenario that gave me the heebie-jeebies.

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  88. War of the Worlds!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DND#354505621 Top Secret Case File
    Attn: ARPANET - MUFON & NICAP Sect. III; Tram-car Cmdr. Fenig et al., Skyland Mountain - Yucca Mountain, 34th Bee Transport Div.

    Scully - I thought Fox wasn't predicting Colonization for another 3+ years.

    Resist or Serve!

    Warning - Capture Krycek before he spreads the Conspirator's news to Samantha.

    Release the re-union movie - immediately!!!

    Gen. Strughold

  89. Re: not a meteorite... by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

    Boeing bomb? I'd need oxygen too...

  90. Where is the picture? by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Seems like these kinds of storys always refer to some visual subject but never actually have a picture of it. In this case, the visual thing is... the crater. How hard could it be to take a digital snap of the crater and post it on the internet? Seems like that police force in Peru could scare up a cheap digital camera to snap a pic of the crater that made six of their officers sick if they found the time to tell the world about it. I mean, it is not every day that a big enough meteroite hits the earth to leave a significant crater.

  91. what time did it happen? by theheff · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, I saw a green streak in the sky at about 7pm in daylight Monday evening. I can't find the time that it occurred on any of the news pages I visit. I live in Oklahoma, so I don't know if this was a separate event, but I thought it was more than just coincidence.

    1. Re:what time did it happen? by loafula · · Score: 1

      it fell saturday in peru, so unless it was travelling FTL, i believe your streak was not the culprit

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  92. Look, up in the sky ... by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    it's "Hombre Estupendo"!

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  93. Maybe not. by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Informative

    And yes, the Russian word for "wormwood" is Chernobyl.

    Or maybe not.

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  94. Hot it will be, hella hot by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

    The front will be hot from cruising into the atmosphere at thousands of miles an hour. Whether or not the interior, which was at the temperature of space until it hit the atmosphere, stayed cool if the transit time was short is immaterial. Further, the energy released from the collision will certainly heat up something.

    Would any plutonium induced illness manifest itself as vomiting within hours if radiation burns didn't show up immediately? That I don't know anything about.

  95. Meteroite control! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need laws banning meteorites over 10 mm diameter or capable of breaking into more than 10 chunks. Well, 10 chunks is ok if they are only capable of breaking off if tools are used, and another meteorite does count as a tool. Actually, more than 10 chunks is ok if those chunks are capable of breaking off without a tool, as long as those chunks were assembled together into the meteorite before 2000.

    No flash hiders either, we want to be able to see them coming so we have some warning.

    No collapsible meteors in general, that is bad ju ju.

    No bayonet lugs, that would be truly evil!!!

    And not within 1000 feet of a school, K?

    1. Re:Meteroite control! by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Funny

      And none that emit nymphomaniacal, life draining, magenta tinted, gaseous aliens when you accidentally throw a large chisel at them on your first day on the job.

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    2. Re:Meteroite control! by G-funk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like it. And underappreciated in this community of (mostly) yanks who've never seen Torchwood :)

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    3. Re:Meteroite control! by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Nymphomaniacal anything would be welcome hereabouts. ;)

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    4. Re:Meteroite control! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Entertaining viewing though.

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  96. wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf is NAS? :)

    1. Re:wait by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Network Authentication Server. If you're a truly hardcore sysadmin, it's important that they never, EVER go down... why settle for less than the best? Go nuclear!

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  97. Eno sees all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black water!
    There were six of us but now we are five
    We're all talking
    To keep the conversation alive
    There was a senator from Ecuador
    Who talked about a meteor
    That crashed on a hill in the south of Peru
    And was found by a conquistador
    Who took it to the Emperor
    And he passed it on to a Turkish Guru...

    1. Re:Eno sees all! by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      His daughter
      Was slated for becoming divine
      He taught her,
      He taught her how to split and define
      But if you study the logistics
      And heuristics of the mystics
      You will find that their minds rarely move in a line
      So it's much more realistic
      To abandon such ballistics
      And resign to be trapped on a leaf in the vine.

      And let's not forget the fat lady of limbourgh

      Now we checked out this duck quack
      Who laid a big egg, oh so black
      It shone just like gold.
      And the kids from the city,
      Finding it pretty, took it home,
      And there it was sold.
      It was changing hands for weeks till someone left it by their fire
      And it melted to a puddle on the floor:
      For it was only a candle, a Roman scandal oh oh oh,
      Now it's a pool.

  98. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I doubt there'd be much urgency in tapping undersea cables because of 9/11. What you would want is more imagery or more satellites collecting that COMINT from cell phones and radios.

    The only undersea cables needing fancy tapping were in the USSR era. All commercial cables are probably already tapped at the shore stations.

  99. DON'T USE THE ZED WORD! by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

    Because it's ridiculous, that's why.

  100. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There isn't a man-made object in space that could create a crater like that. The big ones like the ISS are too low density. The high density ones like the Russian Cosmos nuclear satellites aren't big enough. All of them would have a shallow entry angle that would result in a low velocity for anything that did hit the ground.

    As you speculated, when events like this are reported, the various space agencies are usually very quickly able to identify possible satellites that may have entered during a given time frame. For example, a Russian booster entered over my home county about 10 years back. It had already been identified the next morning. Incidentally, it burned up completely. No crater.

    Regarding a plutonium carrying satellite. Although I've mentioned such couldn't account for such a crater, there have been quite a few put into space. Cosmos 954, which failed to reach orbit and disintegrated over Canada (note that it was not designed to survive re-entry) is a notable example, but the Russians built dozens of these satellites. Actually, the Cosmos RORSATS were powered by uranium-fueled nuclear reactors, not plutonium RTG's. Anyway, when the RORSATS reached the end of their life, the fuel bundle was actually ejected by a small rocket into a 1000 km disposal orbit, which will delay their re-entry by several hundred more years. I suppose most of the satellite bodies themselves have already re-entered.

    Interestingly, this has been found to be a rather major source of space debris, as some of the liquid sodium coolant was ejected simultaneously with but free from the core. Once free from the heat of the reactor, the liquid sodium hardens into little metal spheres.

  101. Or maybe... by Kildjean · · Score: 1

    One of those fat security guards had too much pamplinas to eat, farted and caused a new chain of food poisoning effects... Sure lets blame it on the meteorite...

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  102. Re:Mars Attacks? Hardly likely. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    This is *clearly* the work of bugs from the planet Klendathu. Somebody call the Sky Marshall - it's time to kick some bug butt!

  103. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't know about u but im heading to the hills, last night i watched a terrible zombie flick called 48 Weeks later(hmm wonder where they got the name), about meteorite's hitting earth and turning the Homeless into Flesh eating zombies,(as opposed to the lesser known, vegan zombies).

  104. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, what? Unlike a comet a 30 inch stone will not hit the ground at several kilometers/second (ever heard of atmosphere?) and will definitely not cause that kind of a crater.

  105. Doubtful it was a meteorite by alien88 · · Score: 1

    As talked about on spaceweather.com, There is much discussion on the web today concerning a reported meteorite impact in Peru which created a toxic 30-meter wide crater. This report is probably erroneous. To gouge such a crater, the meteorite on impact would have liberated energy equal to about 1 kiloton of TNT (akin to a tactical nuclear weapon) leaving a clear signal in worldwide seismic and infrasound records. So far, no such signals have surfaced. If convincing evidence of impact does emerge, we will promptly report it here. Stay tuned.

    1. Re:Doubtful it was a meteorite by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... maybe it collapsed an underground cave or something. Better call in David Duchovny and Julianne Moore to investigate... they've done this kind of thing before http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_(film) (Just filling in the void of Evolution references)

  106. Great Quote from TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house," he said. HA! Of course it isn't dangerous unless it lands on a house, or you, or your car...
  107. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    PU-238 would be an unlikely source of problems of this sort. I agree with you, but for a different reason. If the sickness is caused by exposure to plutonium, everyone there will be dead very soon because plutonium is one of the most toxic substances known. If (most) everyone is still alive in a week or so, it wasn't plutonium.
  108. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Only undersea cables that have a shore station in very friendly countries. Also if you just make a tap at the shore station then you have to worry about the locals getting bent or having to share the intel. I really doubt that Indonesia is very cooperative about tapping and they are probably a big target. Sigint birds have no need for RTGs since they are really to big to hide anyway. And just about every cell call that goes over seas will end up on a cable.

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  109. Re:Bridge failure by CnlPepper · · Score: 2

    "And for sake of balance here is a modern study stating it wasn't resonance but instead a negative feedback"

    You mean positive feedback, not negative. Negative feedback acts to damp the driving source, positive acts to amplify it.

  110. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    That's just stupid. If it's just sitting there, it's not going to hurt anyone. It actually has to be aerosolized (which is REALLY hard to do without industrial equipment) and inhaled to pose a significant threat. Even indigestion poses only minimal risks as most cases have resulted in the PU passing through with no harm to the subject.

    Stop listening to Nader. He doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to Plutonium.

  111. Ammonia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all meteorites are stony or nickel iron, a larger meteorite that was primarily ices including ammonia would cause illness symptoms and cause the crater to outgass or 'smoke' as the article reports.

    http://knet.asu.edu/research/?getObject=asulib:75906

  112. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    Fair 'nough about NSA, but how long do the cable taps have to last? RTGs have a half-life of ~20 years, which may not be considering "long lasting" for a lot of applications.

  113. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

    1) I'm just repeating the news reports from at that time. (In Science, I imagine, since that's the most likely source to have covered something like that which I also read.) It's possible that the reporting or the information given to the reporters was wrong, of course.

  114. Meteorite by MM_LONEWOLF · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for the first reports of an alien bursting out of someones chest to hit the media.

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  115. should be: ...causes typical mass-hysteria by justdrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mild-sickness inducing "smells" are a common form of mass hallucination. probably nothing going on here other than a meteorite impact, followed by someone who said,m "do you smell that?" and soon everyone one did, by suggestion.

    1. Re:should be: ...causes typical mass-hysteria by MM_LONEWOLF · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they're going to be claiming that they have MCS and cannot work or live in a hostile environment.

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  116. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would anyone bother with an RTG-powered tap of an undersea cable way out in the middle of the deep? Surely it would be much easier and more cost-effective to tap it when it makes landfall at either end (or if the land in question is hostile on both ends, you could place the tap in shallow coastal waters a few miles offshore with divers - should be easy to maintain/replace every few years without using an RTG.

  117. Re:Bridge failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...forced resonance and self- excitation are fundamentally different phenomena.

    As any geek on slashdot should be aware of.

  118. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Well unless they are lucky enough to run a cable from the tap to a shore station then the taps must be serviced and the data recovered. Take a look at the USS. Jimmy Carter.
    That is the sub that will most likely be servicing any tap. So depending on the type of intel they could be serviced once a month to once a year. Twenty years is more than long enough since they will probably need to upgrade the tap to keep up with changing technology.
    Fiber optic cables are harder to tap. In the copper days you could use induction to tap the cable. My guess is that still use induction but they have to find the amplifiers along the cable and use induction to read those.
    But that is just a guess.

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  119. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by shakaru · · Score: 1

    I remember that around 10-20 years ago, in Peru, there was this case of an near entire village beign found dead. From what very little surivors were left, they said that as they open their door to see what this panic was coming from, they would drop dead in the door way. It was later found that due to the geological conditions in the area, Co2 sat at the bottle of a lake bed until a small tremor caused some Co2 to break the surface. The air density around caused the gas to get pulled to the surface, expand and start to pocket under the lighter o2 and other gases in the air. I would no be suprised if the metorite hit a pocket of Co2 or some other gas caught in the earths crust.

  120. RTE: Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru by dharmadove · · Score: 1

    Where's Mulder and Scully when you need them? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X-Files/

  121. Altitude sickness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've actually experienced this before. It's sure to give you headaches and nausea. Meteorites come from very high up. Anyone climbing around on top of one will definitely get altitude sickness. Oh, and motion sickness, too.

  122. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by ajs · · Score: 1

    I doubt there'd be much urgency in tapping undersea cables because of 9/11. What you would want is more imagery or more satellites collecting that COMINT from cell phones and radios. Exactly. 9/11 isn't actually the stimulus for this, however. Our partner nations in international surveillance had been getting cold feet over the last 10 years or so leading up to 9/11. The Australians specifically had made a number of rather public comments that were difficult for the U.S. to ignore (relating to the listening posts that we have on that continent, designed to listen in on satellite-based comms to most of S.E. Asia per the sketchy details that were available at the time of Australia's slip). Building more capacity for space-based analysis (e.g. possibly snooping for signal coming from the ground to comms satellites) really makes a lot of sense, as it removes reliance on foreign governments. If that plan had been on the drawing board on Sept. 10, you can bet your sweet plutonium it would have been front-burnered the next day.
  123. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Cold as ice? If it's been in the sun near Earth's orbit for months, it should be well above boiling.

    Where's this "cold as ice" stuff coming from?

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  124. the Tacoma Narrows bridge by infonography · · Score: 0

    It collapse? dang. I drove on it just last year. Dang. glad I wasn't on it when it went down. Lucky I read slashdot otherwise I would never have known. This really is news for nerds, stuff that matters......

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    1. Re:the Tacoma Narrows bridge by Hucko · · Score: 1

      One must then question your attendance. It was quite well known bridge (I'm an Australian...) that was destroyed several decades ago by structurally damaging resonance from the moderate wind on the day. Now, a geek would potentially have enough imagination to believe that the bridge may just possible have been built as there was a reason for it being built in the first place. Something like the rebuilding of the WTC. (The Freedom towers or something? Should have been called democracy... eh...)

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  125. assume it's a satellite just for kicks by taricha · · Score: 1

    let's run with the satellite idea a bit. The antipode of the crater is just off the southern coast of China/eastern coast of Vietnam. If anybody can find some info about the general direction the object was heading when it crashed we could see what areas this might have traveled over if it was indeed a satellite.

  126. Larger copy by MacDork · · Score: 1

    Larger copy found here.

  127. Oblig. Warner Brothers by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lake Titicaca, o Lake Titicaca
    It's in between Bolivia and Peru
    Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
    With waters tranquil and blue

    Lake Titicaca, o Lake Titicaca
    Why do we sing of its fame?
    Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
    We just like saying its name: TITICACA!

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  128. Squidoo Posting on Meteor by debtdude · · Score: 1

    I just posted something about this on Squidoo too... It seems like the news media is ignoring this right now... It's making me wonder if it's a hoax or something pretty serious... Here's my blog on it: http://www.squidoo.com/perumeteor

  129. Also could be Metal Fume Fever by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Also called foundry fever or Monday morning shakes. Wikipedia article here.

    Basically, heavy-ish metals, in particular zinc and magnesium when they burn make zinc oxide and magnesium oxide and give you temporary flu like symptoms. People working in foundries would get a blast of it first thing Monday morning, get "the flu" Monday night, and then be desensitized to it all week long. Over the weekend they'd lose their sensitivity, and get the flu again next Monday.

    In high enough doses though - it can kill. A fairly well-known blacksmith, Paw-Paw Williams, died from complications from metal fume fever.

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  130. The comet struct our planet without warning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  131. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but do you know how long it would take zombies to shuffle all the way here from Peru? Be realistic, dude... you've got weeks before they reach you!

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  132. I hate those sunscreened Martian vampires. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    But to permanently destroy them ("kill" the undead monster), you've got to expose them to sunlight. Stake 'em and bake 'em[...] And if their tech has made them immune to the Sun, then we're in pretty deep. Sever the head, fill the mouth with kosher rock salt, stitch it shut (difficult, even after the head's been removed, but necessary), encase the head and body separately in reinforced concrete, bury at two road intersections that are separated by running fresh water at all times (even during droughts). Don't let anyone see you or know about it, or they might put the damned thing back together. The concrete is to prevent wolf or dog allies from doing the same thing. Big pain in the ass, I tell ya.

    One of the reasons these things are so successful on Mars is the lack of fresh water in the canals. It's just weak sulphuric acid up there, no barrier to undead locomotion at all.
    1. Re:I hate those sunscreened Martian vampires. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      So true about their vulnerability to water. But we need a more permanent victory than leaving their artifacts for (even distant) future generations to unwisely discover and reassemble, motivated by science to return the beasts to their predatory rounds.

      Their nest on Mars is covered in dried blood to keep the Sun's rays from ever penetrating their warrens of underground crypts. But the SOLASER can reach there from here, and probe for weaknesses. If we can destroy their upper echelons, the whole hierarchy of undead vermin will collapse. Including the ones crawling around here. The next rovers need SOLASERs and boring equipment.

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  133. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    PU-238 would be an unlikely source of problems of this sort. Most of the radiation is Alpha Particles which are easily rejected by human skin.


    Of course, if the plutonium breaks up and particles of it become air (or water) borne and are ingested or inhaled, the skin stops being an effective defense (plus, you also have then the problem that as well as being a radiation hazard, Plutonium is, IIRC, chemically rather toxic as well.)

    According to the article (coral cache), the problem was a "strange odor" that caused the headaches and vomiting.


    Right, which doesn't suggest plutonium (though there could be a strange odor and a plutonium release from the crash, but without independent reason to believe that the odor and the health effects came from different immediate causes you get into Occam's Razor problems there...)
  134. Impact unlikely by TENxOXR · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From SpaceWeather.com: -

    There is indeed a hole in the ground in Peru, pictured above, and by all accounts it smells bad, but it is not likely of cosmic origin. In order to blast a 30-meter crater, a meteorite would have to hit the ground with about as much energy as 1 kiloton of TNT--akin to a tactical nuclear weapon. This would leave a clear signal in worldwide seismic and infrasound records, but so far no such signals are being reported by authorities. In short, we remain unconvinced. Stay tuned for updates. Given this information, a meteor impact is unlikely.
  135. That's the plot of "Quatermass II"... by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    It's come true! Come on, all you Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Kiwis out there! How come you left it up to a Yank to point this out? ;)

  136. Lake Nyos? by w.timmeh · · Score: 1

    I think perhaps you may have become confused with Lake Nyos in Cameroon. The blanket of up to one cubic kilometre of gas (mostly CO2) ensuing from sudden outgassing of the lake rolled down two valleys and suffocated everything it encountered.

  137. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    I think you meant to say, assumed to use RTGs on sats. Obviously they are not going to admit it (though, if wanting to have the smallest footprint in the sky, solar is all but out). As to the ID of the group using these, you forgot about several others including the DOD, and 2 fairly new ones.

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  138. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by camperslo · · Score: 1

    The orange streak and loud bang were initially thought to be a plane crashing

    I once saw an orange cloud in the air after an airborne rocket explosion near Lompoc, California.
    This would tend to support earlier speculation that the toxin might be hydrazine (which is used in rocket fuel). Reports I heard at the time indicated that had the wind been blowing inland instead of out to sea, there could have been some serious health issues.

  139. Blindness will follow... by joeszilagyi · · Score: 1

    Triffid salad, anyone?

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  140. Act of God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Act of God! Clearly these people have violated the Laws of God and must be punished!

    Or, perhaps, it is all in their heads, and nothing is really happening?

    Or, perhaps, the crater opened something inside the mountain and deadly gases that have always been there are escaping and flowing down into the new crater?

    Yeah, that's crazy - GOD must hate these people and must punish them.

  141. Pic by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's (what appears to be) a picture of the actual crater.

  142. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by bcmm · · Score: 1

    Even if it comes through the atmosphere cold, it's gonna heat up pretty fast when it hits the ground, right?

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  143. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by bcmm · · Score: 1

    Many modern machines smell pretty bad if you burn them. Sats have fuel on board.

    And as a matter of fact, plutonium is not that dreadfully toxic. According to Wikipedia, it causes the normal sort of heavy metal poisoning, and does it about as well as lead does, that is to say, unless you ingest quite a lot, the effects are chronic rather than acute (heavy metals basically do not leave the body once they are ingested).

    However, if it's powdered, burned, or airborne some other way, really really small amounts can cause lung cancers.

    Doesn't headaches and nausea sound a bit more like acute radiation sickness from a gamma emitter?

    Seems most likely to me that the sat either had some kind of toxic fuel, coolant, etc. which burnt up and went airborne, or by some crazy fluke managed to hit some underground deposit of something bad, or the whole thing is mass hysteria (this is after all happening up a mountain in the middle of nowhere).

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  144. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by SageMusings · · Score: 1

    Very clever and very believable....too clever.

    That noise at the door is the Government coming to confiscate your computer, incarcerate you, and stage a gas explosion at you home.

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  145. Forseen by William S. Burroughs by rocketjam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The scouting party stopped a few hundred yards from the village on the bank of the stream. Yen Lee studied the village through this field glasses while his men sat down and lit cigarettes. The village was built into the side of a mountain. The stream ran through the town, and water had been diverted into the pools on a series of cultivated terraces that led up to the monastery. There was no sign of life in the steep winding street or by the pools. The valley was littered with large boulders which would serve as cover if necessary, but he did not expect resistance on a military level. He lowered his glasses, signaling for the men to follow.

    They crossed a stone bridge two at a time, covered by the men behind them. If any defenders were going to open fire, now would be the time and place to do it. Beyond the bridge the street twisted up the mountainside. On both sides there were stone huts, many of them fallen into ruin and obviously deserted. As they moved up the stone street, keeping to the sides and taking cover behind the ruined huts, Yen Lee became increasingly aware of a hideous unknown oder. He motioned the patrol to halt and stood there sniffing.

    Unlike his counterparts in western countries, he had been carefully selected for a high level of intuitive adjustment, and trained accordingly to imagine and explore seemingly fantastic potentials in any situation, while at the same time giving equal consideration to prosaic and practical aspects. He had developed an attitude at once probing and impersonal, remote and alert. He did not know when the training had begun, since in Academy 23 it was carried out in a context of reality. He did not see his teachers, whose instructions were conveyed through a series of real situations.

    He had been born in Hong Kong and lived there until age twelve, so that English was a second language. The his family had moved to Shanghai. In his early teens he had read the American Beat writers. The volumes had been brought in through Hong Kong and sold under the counter in a bookshop that seemed to enjoy freedom from official interference, although the proprietor was also engaged in currency deals.

    At the age of sixteen he was sent to a military academy, where he received intensive training in the use of weapons. After six months he was summoned to the Colonel's office and told that he would be leaving the military school and returning to Shanghai. Since he had applied himself to the training and made and excellent showing, he asked the Colonel if this was because his work had not been satisfactory. The Colonel was looking not at him but around him, as if drawing a figure in the air. He indicated obliquely that while a desire to please one's superiors was laudable, other considerations were in certain cases even more highly emphasized.

    The smell hit him like an invisible wall. He stopped and leaned against a house. It was like rotten metal or metal excrement, he decided. The patrol was still in the ruined outskirts of the village. One man was vomiting violently, his face beaded with sweat. He straightened up and started toward the stream. Yen Lee stopped him: "Don't drink the water or splash it on your face. The stream runs through the town."

    Yen Lee sat down and looked once again at the town through his field glasses. There were still no villagers in sight. He put his glasses down and conducted an out-of-body exploration of the village - what westerners call "astral travel." He was moving up the street now, his gun at the ready. The gun would shoot blasts of energy, and he could feel it tingle in his hands. He kicked open the door.

    One glance told him that interrogation was useless. He would get no information on a verbal level. A man and a woman were in the terminal stages of some disease, their faces eaten to the bone by phosphorescent sores. An older woman was dead. The next hut contained five corpses, all elderly.

    In another hut a youth lay on a palette, the lower half of his body covered by a blanket. Bright red nipples

  146. Affects of space gas spreading quickly [PICTURE] by skeptictank · · Score: 1
    Heres a picture of the people afflicted by it http://www.flickr.com/photos/pumpkin/23404887/in/set-538104/.

    Luckily for this guy, he has a +5 shield that protects him from the affect http://www.flickr.com/photos/pumpkin/23610518/in/set-538104/.

  147. Seismic signals observed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A geothermal steam explosion would explain the smells and the sickness should enough sulphurous gases be released.

    That said, seismographs across north america recorded a strange signal at about 0817GMT on the day.

    The seismograph signals were unusual:

    - They started with a low frequency which increased.

    - The signal was observed over a much wider area than normal for this relatively small event.

    This could be a seismic event which started very deep (>100km) or the result of a large atmospheric disturbance starting very high.

  148. Re:aliens from space by The_Rook · · Score: 1

    clearly, it's the andromeda strain.

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  149. My guess: small steam explosion by khallow · · Score: 1

    My guess is that the meteorite hit with enough force to trigger an underground steam explosion or release of carbon dioxide in an area with some geothermal activity. Namely, the underground water supply was probably superheated due to heat from some deeper magma body. The force of the meteorite impact flashed a quantity of that into steam and caused a steam explosion. Alternately, there was a supersaturation of carbon dioxide disolved in the ground water and the impact of the meteorite caused that to spontaneously come out of solution. Either way you get a bang with a lot of carbon dioxide and traces of other poisonous gasses.

    It neatly explains the boiling water and breathing problems. Glancing at a picture of the crater, the side of the crater appears to be reddish surface lava, probably rhyolite with a high iron content and the bottom of the crater is filled with water with some foam on top (indicates something is causing bubbling). Finally, I'm left with the vague impression that the crater is rather deep for its width and the walls of the crater are a bit too steep to be due solely due to a meteorite impact.
  150. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Even indigestion poses only minimal risks. . .

    Oh yeah? You don't wanna be around after I eat too much Mexican food. It's a big risk!

  151. Hm, a green spectral trail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a bug all right.

    1. Re:Hm, a green spectral trail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I saw a green one, Nasa sent me back an email some weeks later saying "oh yeah, that was a Saturn IV we launched in 1960something". I seem to remember our government policy changing on a few matters around then. Other witnesses claimed they saw it come in within a few miles of our central government.

      So where are Steve Fosset and that sixth nucular armed cruise missile ?

      Sightings of Dick Cheney would be interesting too.

  152. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps to clarify a little - countries like Indonesia make huge use of satellite for inter-island communications. If you point a dish at near any satellite in the clark belt you'll see they are almost all loaded up with packet switched networks, E1's, or T1's - In the case of the latter two systems, these are generally filled with compressed voice trunks - including loads of cellular stuff. I think it's still fairly safe to say that a decent percentage of voice calls are routed via satellite depending upon the daily deals that carriers negotiate. They are not in it for call quality, low latency, pathways, or any other advantage the users might gain, it's simply how cheaply they can get your call to its destination.

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  153. Re:Bridge failure by Technician · · Score: 1


    You mean positive feedback, not negative. Negative feedback acts to damp the driving source, positive acts to amplify it.


    That is exactly what I thought when I read the article. I read it twice and it is using the inverse of positive feedback. It states Negative Damping.

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  154. Scientist Confirms Meteorite is a Chondrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    (LIP-ir) -- Peru's official government news agency reported this afternoon that scientists which went to the town of Carancas in the Region of Puno, Peru, have confirmed that the glowing object which fell from the sky on Saturday afternoon was indeed a meteorite.

    Volcanologist for Peru's Geological, Mining and Metallurgical Institute (INGEMMET), Luisa Macedo, confirmed that a chondrite meteorite had caused the 17 meter (55 foot) wide and 5 meter (16 foot) deep crater when it landed on earth. ...

    http://www.livinginperu.com/news-4730-environmentnature-scientist-confirms-meteorite-in-puno-peru-is-a-chondrite

  155. Not a meteorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds much more like trapped gas erupting from a seep in the earth (if you have never seen a gas seep, it basically looks like a big crater filled with bubbleing mud).
    The gas may contain H2S which even in small (100ppm) amounts can cause severe illness. It has a rotten egg smell that is very noxious.

    Meteorites, unless they are very big, rarely make a deep crater. Essentially, they have shed most of their velocity and are in free fall (as if dropped from a plane) once they reach the lower atmosphere. Thats why they are actually cold when they hit, and not hot, contrary to popular belief. When they do have a lot of velocity and "explode", its usually a LARGE explosion, in the atmostphere, scattering pieces of meteorite in an oval shaped "strewn field" that can from hundreds of meters to hundreds of kilometers long.

  156. Why invade? by kramulous · · Score: 1

    no intelligent life here anyway. Or is that the reason to invade? dunno. Back to some Oprah.

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  157. Where stinky stuff always comes from by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    There's a hole in the ground and something smells bad. We should all know where it came from, the same place the gigantic rampaging breast came from in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask":

    Lake Titicaca, I'm looking at you.

    Mal-2

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  158. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by fastasleep · · Score: 1

    the russian booster reentry that you mention from ~10 yrs ago... did that happen to be over the pacific northwest? i was living in bellingham around then, and recall seeing quite a spectacular "meteorite" coming from the west and continuing over the eastern horizon. i thought i had looked up later to find it was a russian booster, but now i'm not sure. just curious, i'd love to know for sure.

  159. SotD by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm off to the Winchester.

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  160. Re:Bridge failure by wkitchen · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't "negative damping" be positive feedback?

  161. Chicago fire by swell · · Score: 1


    In 1871 the great Chicago fire spread devastation in the city. Many of you already know this, but did you know that other fires raged around the Great Lakes area on the same day? The Peshtigo Fire in Peshtigo, Wisconsin, has the distinction of being the conflagration that caused the most deaths by fire in United States history.(Wiki) I've heard that similar fires occurred in Siberia and other Northern climes.

    These were unusually intense fires. A shipbuilder reported that large steel beams which were stored along the Chicago river, away from all other materials, were melted in the fire. Some reported that the air itself was on fire. Many of those who jumped into the river and died were found to have charred lungs.

    Those who study this suspect the fires were caused by the impact of fragments from Comet Biela. It may have brought flammable gas to these pockets of the earth's surface.

    Ennyhow, the gas theory might fit here too.

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  162. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

    "No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us."

    - Richard Burton, opening Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds musical

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  163. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by fractoid · · Score: 1

    I was just now writing a reply like yours, but I deleted it because it was wrong. Remember that its temperature will be incoming solar radiation / total black-body-esque emitted radiation. Of course it depends massively on the actual albedo of the meteorite, but if you assume it's similar to moon rocks, it should have a similar average surface temperature to the moon. Which is -53 C at the equator, and 90 C colder at 85 N latitude. So while it won't be absolute zero, it's still fairly chilly by our standards.

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  164. It was predicted.. by smileytshirt · · Score: 2, Funny
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  165. Re:Bridge failure by Technician · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't "negative damping" be positive feedback?

    Yes. It tossed the last one in becuase it looks like a college paper done to dazzle a prof and using lots of technospeak. The actual facts could have been presented in a much better format. I just thought it was funny that he was trying to refute the other articles self feedback at resonance by using a double negative to say it is something else which turns out to be the same thing. A few Slashdotters noticed it and this is the biggest feedback on the entire post.

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  166. Chemical Weapon Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it is a chemical weapon attack. Artillery shell filled with a chemical weapon/gas, etc. Those shells have been around for almost 100 years, so nothing that their neighbors couldn't have aquired.

  167. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

    Well, if it slams into a cliff when falling from the orbit, then it just might be something enough to spread it out in the environment as a fine dust.

  168. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Metaleks · · Score: 1

    This has always been in the back of mind. Is it even possible for meteors to carry any pathogens/bacteria/viruses? You guys have already pointed out that it was probably all the dirt that was thrown up in the air due to the impact that made everyone sick. Who knows what that meteorite unearthed? My question still stands, though. Is it possible at all for a meteor to carry any of the stuff that could have made people sick? I would assume that the harsh environment of deep space, coupled with the literally scorching descent from our atmosphere would eliminate all bacteria/viruses. But you never know.

  169. Damn by Luckymew · · Score: 1

    Here comes the T-virus.......

  170. Green trail ? by madbawa · · Score: 1

    It could be Kryptonite causing all the peruvian supermen to be taken ill.

  171. Scientist seen leaving scene... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with strange purple thing covered in suction cups in tow...

    Illness in towns-people believed to be caused by fallout from a large blast that occured after someone was heard shouting "I CAN'T FIND THE DAMNED CELLOPHANE GLASSES!"

  172. source could be the impact site by r00t · · Score: 1

    Suppose it crashed into a storage shed full of pesticide, etc.

  173. Sounds suspiciously like carbon dioxide poisoning by UncleWilly · · Score: 0
    It emerged like a giant phantom from the lake, slinked down the valley for 13 miles and killed almost every living creature in its path, including 1,746 people and thousands of cattle.

    When the gas cloud struck at about 9 p.m., livestock and people laid down and died by asphyxiation The eruption of lethal mist at Cameroon's Lake Nyos in 1986 was so sudden and mysterious that many attributed it to a spiritual disturbance. Villagers offered sacrifices of young fowl to an angry Mammy Water, a spirit woman in local folklore who inhabits lakes and rivers.

    Scientists puzzled for weeks before attributing the devastation to a massive burst of carbon dioxide. They found carbon dioxide levels had accumulated at the lake's bottom to such a degree that it exploded up through the lake and into the air.

    Now, 13 years later, scientists fear it may happen again. "These lakes are just time bombs waiting to go off," said George Kling, a limnologist at the University of Michigan who was one of the first scientists at the scene in 1986. "They could go off tomorrow, they may go off next year, they may have gone off yesterday and we just haven't heard yet."

  174. Thanks for clearing up the confusion by edittard · · Score: 2

    100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep)
    Thanks for clearing up the confusion - I was under the misapprehension that everything is turned 90 degrees in metric so that width becomes depth and depth becomes length. Or time. Or something.

    I don't think you could come up with a more clumsy expression if you tried.
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    1. Re:Thanks for clearing up the confusion by zevans · · Score: 1

      I was under the misapprehension that everything is turned 90 degrees in metric so that width becomes depth and depth becomes length. Or time.

      In super-sym-metric, that's actually true.

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  175. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you get the 'not hot' thing? It's come through the atmosphere very, very, very fast and got very very hot very quickly. Many big meteors explode even before impact due to the frictional heating.

    If it was a satellite, where is the debris field comprising the other, lighter structural elements that often survive re-entry? How was it moving fast enough or why was it massive enough to do this kind of damage?

    Bet anything this was a largeish natural meteorite probably containing some hydrocarbons that have fried and released toxic gases, or it's released something noxious in the soil. Bloody interesting, either way!

  176. Cloverfield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just the beginning of the "Cloverfield" publicity campaign.

  177. Re:Mars Attacks? Hardly likely. by Vintermann · · Score: 1

    Silly. We just need to build a device to contact the meteor police. They'll come and take care of it.

    As long as we find some way of distracting any purple tentacles first.

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  178. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by kinnell · · Score: 1

    any meteor leaving a 30 meter wide and 20 foot deep crater (meteor being approximately 30 inches wide) is not going to hit the ground steaming hot


    Unless it's composed of some substance which is gaseous at atmospheric temperature

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  179. This is a Comet by soctu · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that noxious fumes and the water could be a result of ammonia and water ice from a space snowball.

  180. PU 38 by edittard · · Score: 1

    News just in, a small dark faced guy wearing a roman helmet and a cheerleader's skirt seen sneaking around the crash site. Possibly mumbling something about a "space modulator". Do not, repeat, do not approach!

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  181. Re:Mars Attacks? Hardly likely. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    That kind of talk is traitorous! We need to take the fight to the enemy. We should fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. The only good bug is a dead bug! We'll be greeted as liberators, I'm sure. Never forget beautiful Cusco, Navel of the World!

  182. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    YES!

    Actually I missed seeing it, but I heard about it on the radio in the morning and was pretty disappointed. Sounds like a pretty good bet you saw it though.

  183. Darkhorse and Euro-painters. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Missed out on the ground zero event? Get caught up! Read the comic!

    The artwork in this is stunning. Those European illustrators sure know their stuff.


    -FL

  184. It's uranium-ore radon and volcanic gases. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My theory: get them the hell out of there, bring in the radiation gear, but I seriously doubt that it's radiation from space. Don't worry, you will not spread the zombie mutation anytime soon.

    I will start with the most outlandish theory first: after scientific tests they might find that the meteorite (if it carved out a 100 foot crater) may have been partially made up of either radioactive isotopes or frozen methane, BUT if so, it would more likely be part of a comet than a typical meteorite. However, are we passing through any comet tails? The astronomers haven't said so. So if it isn't a comet, then likelihood was it was a very dense and typical nickel/iron conglomerate, which if it impacted so hard as to survive the atmosphere and leave a 100 foot crater in the Andes, you may consider that since the Andes are the _youngest_ geological formation in the world, and are still rising, that the impact could have hit and disturbed an outlet where volcanic gases were building under a geological bulge, and it simply took the force of that impact to compress the earth with a shock and release all the poisonous volcanic methane and hydrogen that porous sandstone and shale rocks in geologically active areas are prone to soak up, like the Chattanooga shale that holds Radon in the Appalachians and Cumberland plateau.

    As a matter of fact, it is quite possible that the impact could have released just that, but on a massive and explosive scale; if you explosively vaporised 1000 tons (approx, for a 100 foot wide crater, could have been more!) of porous shale, and _explosively compressed_ all the radon in the 10 million tons of rock _surrounding it_ with a 100-times-velocity-of-a-gunshot impact at 10,000 degrees F and hurtling 10,000 miles an hour, then if there is a natural uranium ore deposit further below which the upward mountain formation has brought closer to the surface, you can pretty much god damn guarantee that all that radon released all at once will make people in the surrounding area very sick very quickly. Especially in an Andean mountain valley which could conceivably be holding in the dense, heavy Radon like a bowl. Add that to possible compressed volcanic methane and hydrogen held in the young rock as well, magma and gases being much closer to the surface due to tectonic plates slipping one under the other just below your feet, then BOOM and you're a sick puppy! Run away, run away!!!!

    But it would not be radiation from space. So turn off your mutation radar for the moment. I think it's just a matter of geology and rotten luck. :)

  185. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord o Bananas! Someone take a damn sample for analysis already so you guys will quit tearing at each other! This slap-fight makes my tummy sore.

  186. Re:Bridge failure by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    So, just to be clear, a well-engineered bridge should have No Negative Damping. And the Tacoma Narrows bridge didn't have no negative damping.

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  187. The noxious meteor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well couldn't it be that refrigerant unit they jettisoned from the ISS in July? They intended that to fall back to earth, but were not sure how long it would take. They said the larger components would not fully burn up, but statistically they were unlikely to fall on a civilised area. The unit was carrying ammonia. Do Peruvian villagers know the difference between sulphur and ammonia odours?

  188. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    The contamination fear was not because of the plutonium, but the possibility of biological contamination.

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  189. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by frostilicus2 · · Score: 1

    You seem to be suggesting that a satellite crashed. But I see some problems with the hydrazine theory:

    If hydrazine was used as a propellant, it would be reasonable to assume that due to the high temperatures reached on re-entry, the hydrazine would react fully on impact (i.e. explode) and so no longer be present in the environment in large amounts.

    From the same article, "Accidental discharge into water, air, and soil may occur during storage, handling, transport, and improper waste disposal. However, hydrazine rapidly degrades in the environment and is rarely encountered."

    From these two, I'm not convinced that hydrazine would be present in large quantities following such a crash. Consequently, I wouldn't expect that people would become ill through exposure to hydrazine.

    It's also true that I don't know much about hydrazine chemistry, its physiological effects or how much is present in an average satellite.

    Maybe it would be useful to consider other examples of satellite crashes and see if any data was collected that could indicate levels of hydrazine in the local atmosphere following the crash.

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  190. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

    But I see some problems with the hydrazine theory

    The main problem with my theory is that the current report is that arsenic-laden groundwater vaporized and made people sick.

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  191. Re:Andromeda Strain!!! or not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There isn't a man-made object in space that could create a crater like that.

    Ok, but are there any objects in space that could create a crater like that?

    My point is that there is a glaring lack of skepticism in the comments here. Exactly what evidence is there that a meteorite was involved? What evidence is there that it was any kind of stellar object at all? The reports I have read say that some "farmers" (always un-named) saw a streak of light coming down from the sky and went out to investigate. Has anyone actually interviewed these farmers? All I can find is the "Municipal Authority" stating what these farmers apparently saw.

    I'm not saying there is some kind of conspiracy here, merely that there is insufficient evidence to assume that the official story is accurate. Could the crater and physical symptoms also be caused by the accidental deployment of a chemical weapon?