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  1. Re:swallows on Space Elevator vs Wildlife · · Score: 1

    AIEEE!

    Kernel panic? :)

  2. Nice kernel you've got here... on Alan Cox's Exploding Laptop · · Score: 1

    Developers, GPL(v3) your code or this may happen to you...! :)

  3. 50.000 jobs? on Vista to Create 50,000 Jobs in Europe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Vista to Create 50,000 Jobs in Europe

    Sounds like an army of IT workers supposed to assist Europe's migration to GNU/Linux...

  4. Re:Probably that you're running Ubuntu, like me. on GNOME 2.16 Released · · Score: 1

    And 2.18 will be in whatever comes after Edgy .

    Must be that Farty Flounder I keep hearing about.

  5. Re:so that's where my Mountain Dew went. on Trap-Jaw Ants Break Speed Records With Jaws · · Score: 1

    You need to be fast to drink your Mountain Dew anyway. :)

  6. They don't really care.... on Teens Don't Think CD Copying is a Crime · · Score: 2, Funny
  7. Obligatory on Vista Upgrade Matrix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it have something to do with this?

  8. boooooo on You OS Web Based Operating System · · Score: 1

    It has just crashed my browser... :(

  9. all of your iPods are belong to me on Apple Recycling Old Macs for Free · · Score: 1

    I for one, unlike parent, who obviously is trying to build Beowulf cluster here, gladly help to recycle your iPods. Thank you.

  10. side effect on Matrox TripleHead Triples Your Viewing Pleasure · · Score: 1

    Now reading a dupe will hurt triple as much... :(

  11. Re:priceless quotes on Boot Camp Flaw Leaves Some Users Fuming · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like this one:

    I purchased Disk Warrior for $90.00 and it says that it cannot fix it

    :)

  12. These are bots or humans? on 2006 Chatterbox Challenge In Full Swing · · Score: 0, Troll

    - OMG LOLZ THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY LOLZ!!!!!!!
    - omg lolz dis tpic is so 1337!
    - OMG! STOP CPYING DA NOOBZ!............LOLZ!
    - omg, i m goin 2 c da berain sergyen 2morra! n lolz! n den i get bak on da foorms n piz ppls of. i h8 mah lyf... i wona b n amricen idot!
    - hi peeps i'm new!!!!111
    - lol can ne1 tel mee how 2 post heeroes?
    - Im sowry bu no, i canyt as im totaly n00b to da machin dood.
    - CAN SUM 1 HLP ME FIND CHEAT CODES 4 MORROWIND THAT WULD R0X0RZ K THANX.
    - omg u luza lol omg morownd is ez lol omg noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
    - DONT DIS MOROWIND!1!1!11 OMG WTF IT ROXXORS UR BOXERS !!!1 LOL
    - OMG YOU A43 T3H SUX00RXZ !!!11!!1!1!!1!111!! EL3VE4TYSEVEM lyke omg lolz i dun wan u 2 do daht knig sguasez u ish so baka!!!11 ^_^
    - LOLZ!!11!"22!!"!2! Da poztmen iz tring tu eta hte dugz!1"!"2!LOLZ!2#!!2!!!"!!#!!!1"!3!"





    disclaimer: verses above are not my intelectual property - actually, they were shamelessly copy-pasted from some gaming forums.

  13. Re:Not quite MSWord... on AjaxWrite to "Compete" with MS Word · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, MSWord doesn't get Slashdotted.

    ...but in Soviet Russia, MSWord slashdots you!

  14. Re:The summary forgot to mention the rest on Sun Grid DOS'd · · Score: 1
    So, it didn't take long... CNET is reporting that Sun's new Grid computing service (reported yesterday) has already been the victim of a DDOS attack. "

    ...As thousands of hackers asked The Grid... What is The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?


    No way this could be the reason... I am sure they have this one precalculated.
  15. Re:What would you demand from your IT users? on What Would You Demand From Your IT Department? · · Score: 1

    What would you put in our meeting room to kill as many people as possible?

    Chuck Norris.

  16. Re:Predictable results on NJ Bill Would Prohibit Anonymous Posts on Forums · · Score: 5, Funny
  17. Oh my god... on Stealth Sharks to Patrol the High Seas · · Score: 1

    They want to use lawyers!

  18. I, for one... on Viruses May be the Precursors of All Life · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our new viral overlords.

  19. The worst nightmare... on 2005 The Turning Point For Online Ads · · Score: 1

    The worst nightmare that can ever happen to a male geek is to have penis enlargement offered by one of these Google's relevant text ads.