I bet Bill wears an "Everything I needed to take over the world, I learned from the bully in kindergarten" T-shirt to bed as a nightie.
Maybe, but I bet he sleeps pretty soundly in his $53B bed.
I love how maybe 20% of these comments address the actual question, while the other 80% are a mixture of masturbation jokes, "Dr. Nick"-esque advice, and (empty) promises of suicide.
[cue mac/*nix/general-anti-pc person saying "But.... but...... Windows Vista delayed.... uhhh.... security holes.... Steve Ballmer....uhhhh.... shut up! Yeah!"]
I've heard tales of a new-fangled invention that allows you to make duplicate copies of paper goods... Something about "photocopy" or something like that... Technology!
I won't believe it until Netcraft confirms it...
Fantastic point, seeing as Tysabri is about 4x more expensive than any of the interferons.
...which is then classified as "Clinically Isolated Syndrome".
Where's Sam Waterston when I need some robot insurance? http://www.robotmarketplace.com/video_oldglory_hi. html/
I bet Bill wears an "Everything I needed to take over the world, I learned from the bully in kindergarten" T-shirt to bed as a nightie. Maybe, but I bet he sleeps pretty soundly in his $53B bed.
Says the person with the nickname "carewolf".
....make it Aspertime!
"Shut down brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
Or tasty breakfast toaster pastries?
Did you really say 'retarted'? Twice?
Spoken like a true PS3 fanboy...
I thought IT people were ornery because of their medulla oblongatas!
If you've been to Maynard, Massachusetts and enjoyed it, you must be about 85.
I love how maybe 20% of these comments address the actual question, while the other 80% are a mixture of masturbation jokes, "Dr. Nick"-esque advice, and (empty) promises of suicide.
tl;dr
Oh Christ, here we go.... nice job Steve.
...it becomes really difficult to defend Microsoft when they say stupid shit like this.
Ohhhhhhhhhh no! The corn!
Yes - Microsoft sucks and Firefox and open-source are better than everything. I think you can safely remove Slashdot from your bookmarks now.
I pray for the day someone invents Choke over IP.
[cue mac/*nix/general-anti-pc person saying "But.... but...... Windows Vista delayed.... uhhh.... security holes.... Steve Ballmer....uhhhh.... shut up! Yeah!"]
If only Slashdot stories had a ripeness sticker on them...
I've heard tales of a new-fangled invention that allows you to make duplicate copies of paper goods... Something about "photocopy" or something like that... Technology!
That was Peter McNeely, but I think Scott McNealy could take Tyson.
I found a picture of it. RedBerry