User: AndyKron

Ya right

On: Google Was Warned About This Week's Mass Phishing Email Attack Six Years Ago (vice.com)

So "do no evil" really fucked up this time.

I call it different

On: California Seeks To Tax Rocket Launches, Which Are Already Taxed (arstechnica.com)

I call it organized crime, you call it government

stop it!

On: Over 200 Android Apps Are Currently Using Ultrasonic Beacons To Track Users (bleepingcomputer.com)

Why isn't this fucking ILLEGAL?

As always

On: Splitting Up With Apple is a Chipmaker's Nightmare (engadget.com)

As always: Fuck Apple!

confused

On: Advertisers Are Still Boycotting YouTube Over Offensive Videos (go.com)

Aren't people who support extremism and violence some of Walmart's biggest customers? Confused.

triple fuck

On: Humans Are Already Harassing Security Robots (cnn.com)

I'd fuck with security robots if I saw them on my street, and fuck auto play videos. And, as always, fuck Apple.

Not good

On: Some Of The Pentagon's Critical Infrastructure Still Runs Windows 95 And 98 (defenseone.com)

Why is ANY critical infrastructure being run by ANY Windows product? Not good.

Spock

On: Surgeon Plans To 'Reawaken' Cryogenically Frozen Brains, Transplant Them Into Someone Else's Skull (nationalpost.com)

Where is Spock's brain!

Worse

On: British Cops Will Scan Every Fan's Face At the Champions League Final (vice.com)

It's even worse than Fahrenheit 454

crazy time

On: Amazon Wants To Put a Camera and Microphone in Your Bedroom (vice.com)

People have got to be fucking crazy if they want this

Never did

On: Apple Cuts Affiliate Commissions on Apps and In-App Purchases (macstories.net)

I've never purchased anything on iTunes. As usual, Fuck Apple

Glad

On: CIA, FBI Launch Manhunt For WikiLeaks Source (cbsnews.com)

I'm glad I don't work there. Witch hunts suck.

Open Office

On: Microsoft Will Block Desktop 'Office' Apps From 'Office 365' Services In 2020 (techradar.com)

Open Office serves my needs

perking up the place

On: Ocean Currents Are Sweeping Billions of Tiny Plastic Bits to the Arctic (smithsonianmag.com)

Well, it needs a little color. So drab.

what the world needs

On: CEO of Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer Promises Refunds After Hand-Squeezing Demonstration (techcrunch.com)

There's no bread let them squeeze juice

can't get enough

On: Facebook Adds a Login Shortcut To Other Android Apps (engadget.com)

Just can't get enough of that fucking FaceBook.

bet they're still eating well

On: Uber Face Fines Over Drunk Driving Complaints -- And Lost $2.8 Billion Last Year (usnews.com)

Uber lost billions, but I bet the owners aren't eating cat food.

prediction:

On: Disruptive AI Bots Are Aleady Delivering Radical Leaps In Productivity (venturebeat.com)

And everybody will go paperless, right?

Just maybe..

On: 88% Of Medical 'Second Opinions' Give A Different Diagnosis - And So Do Some AI (mayoclinic.org)

Maybe the people who went for a 2nd diagnosis had reasons to do so.

Google God No Good

On: Religion Meets Virtual Reality: Christianity-Themed VR Demo Scheduled For Easter (nbcnews.com)

This is bullshit. Even if God isn't real, community is, and that's pretty much all I can say about that.

Failed

On: North Korea Parades Hybrid 'Frankenmissile', Then Fails Yet Another Missile Launch Test (cnn.com)

David was "totally floored", but failed to realize that those missiles were probably hollow tubes.

Radio Shack MC-10 hooked to a TV

On: Ask Slashdot: What Was Your First Home Computer?

Radio Shack MC-10 hooked to a TV

wtf?

On: Should Burger King Be Prosecuted For Their Google Home-Triggering Ads? (washingtonpost.com)

Put in shackles? Lauren Weinstein sounds like a real asshole.

Cancer is treatable

On: Troll With 'Stupid Patent' Sues EFF. EFF Sues Them Back (arstechnica.com)

A surgeon would just cut the cancer out and follow up with chemo and radiation to be sure.

SIlly people

On: The Great Japan Potato-Chip Crisis: Panic Buying, $12 Bags (bloomberg.com)

Why the hell would anybody want pizza flavored potato chips, let alone pay money for them? Silly people!