User: AndyKron

No $$

On: How Long Will It Take Streaming To Dominate the Music Business?

I don't give money to the US music business.

we ain't free.

On: Writers Say They Feel Censored By Surveillance

The USA ain't free by any standard definition.

Nothing = Nothing

On: After Outage, Sony Makes Peace Offering To Users of PlayStation Network

In other words, Sony gave them nothing.

Who cares?

On: Pope Francis To Issue Encyclical On Global Warming

Who the fuck cares what the pope says?

Maybe they can tele-hack?

On: US Army Could Waive Combat Training For Hackers

That sounds great, but how are you going to pry them from their mum's basement? Maybe they can tele-hack?

Ten months?

On: Early Bitcoin Adopters Facing Extortion Threats

10 months in federal prison for illegally shipping explosive across state lines? That's it? Ten months?

What about cops?

On: Glowing Hobbit Sword Helps You Find Unsecured Wi-Fi

Don't forget about the part where 50 cops shoot you repeatedly for waving that thing around.

Sounds like bloatware.

On: 5,200 Days Aboard ISS, and the Surprising Reason the Mission Is Still Worthwhile

It takes 50 staffers to make the schedules? Sounds like bloatware.

Teachers will get $4,464 for 40 more minutes?

On: Boston Elementary, Middle Schools To Get a Longer Day

Teachers will get $4,464 for 40 more minutes? What the hell are they making now???

Close and don't show me this again!

On: India Faces Its First Major Net Neutrality Issue

Close and don't show me this again dammit!

Close and don't show me this again!

On: First Airbus A350 XWB Delivered, Will Start Service in January

Close and don't show me this again damnit!

Kodak died with Kodachrome

On: Kodak-Branded Smartphones On the Way

There is no Kodak. Fuck whatever is calling itself Kodak today. Kodak died with Kodachrome in 2010.

FTG

On: TSA Has Record-Breaking Haul In 2014: Guns, Cannons, and Swords

Fuck the TSA and FUCK the government

So-what?

On: Amazon "Suppresses" Book With Too Many Hyphens

There were 100 words hyphenated out of 90,000? So-What?

Old technolgy

On: "Infrared Curtain" Brings Touchscreen Technology To Cheap Cars

I remember "infrared curtain" on old green screen monitors.

That's weird

On: 26 Foot Long Boat 3D Printed In 100,000 Different Pieces

That's weird spending so much time making something that's already wrecked.

What about the ads?

On: Dish Pulls Fox News, Fox Business Network As Talks Break Down

Where will I learn about the newest silver investments, or where to get catheters delivered to my home?

No redaction necessary

On: Seattle Police Held Hackathon To Redact Footage From Body Cameras

I won't talk to the police with video cameras. No redaction necessary. Lay on more stones!

Put it on Thingiverse!

On: NASA 'Emails' a Socket Wrench To the ISS

Put it on Thingiverse!

Sounds good

On: Tesla About To Start Battery-Swap Pilot Program

Battery swapping sounds awesome if they can get the program to work.

WTT (fuck the title)

On: Scientists Discover That Exercise Changes Your DNA

Exercise does not change the DNA. It changes the expression of genes in the DNA

Against controls???

On: Who's To Blame For Rules That Block Tesla Sales In Most US States?

I thought Republicans were against government controls? I guess only when it's convenient for them.

Re:What to do?

On: US Links North Korea To Sony Hacking

Awesome!

What to do?

On: US Links North Korea To Sony Hacking

So what are we going to do about it? Blast AC/DC over the load speakers at them? Send over some message balloons?

And bottled water

On: Vinyl Record Pressing Plants Struggle To Keep Up With Demand

I bet vinyl heads drink bottled water, too.