User: AndyKron

I guess they weren't homeopathic

On: Major Retailers Accused of Selling Fraudulent Herbal Supplements

I guess they weren't homeopathic because those contain NO active ingredients!

Don't the police ever feel like fucking idiots

On: Art Project Causes Atlanta Police To Close Highway and Call Bomb Squad

Don't the police ever feel like fucking idiots when they keep doing shit like this, because they are fucking idiots.

you're fucked

On: If a Financial Institution Mishandles My Data, What Recourse Do I Have?

The have more money and more lawyers, so you're fucked.

What do they do?

On: WA Bill Takes Aim at Boys' Dominance In Computer Classes

So what do they do? Pay people to attend the class so they can get funding?

Thanks a lot

On: US Wireless Spectrum Auction Raises $44.9 Billion

And us 99% get shit on. THX

That only works in GPS mode

On: Drone Maker Enforces No-Fly Zone Over DC, Hijacking Malware Demonstrated

That only works in GPS mode unless they've changed it. There's still atti and manual modes.

You can lock your doors

On: Justice Department: Default Encryption Has Created a 'Zone of Lawlessness'

You can lock your doors, just make sure it's not a good lock Fuck the government.

That makes sense!

On: Bomb Threats Via Twitter Partly Shut Down Atlanta's Hartsfield Airport

Bringing a fighter jet to a bomb threat. That makes sense!

Sounds annoying.

On: At Oxford, a Battery That's Lasted 175 Years -- So Far

Turn that goddamn bell off, I can't get any sleep!

Kick them out

On: Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times

Good. Put them out of business once and for all.

X-Ray vision

On: What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed?

It needs X-Ray vision to virtually take off women's clothes.

How do they do that?

On: Microbots Deliver Medical Payload In Living Creature For the First Time

How do the motors find their way to the stomach if they're already in the stomach?

Water?

On: Interior of Burnt Herculaneum Scroll Read For First Time

Just soak 'em in water.

Good for us

On: Japanese Nobel Laureate Blasts His Country's Treatment of Inventors

Good for us. Less motivation in Japan, more smart Japanese coming to the USA

What about the NSA?

On: Microsoft Outlook Users In China Hit With MITM Attack

Isn't the NSA in the middle of everything already? How is this news?

shit for brains

On: Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells

The title should have been "shit for brains".

Orange?

On: President Obama Will Kibbitz With YouTube Stars

Will the Annoying Orange get invited? Huh? huh? huh? huh?

Pain in the ass

On: Parents Investigated For Neglect For Letting Kids Walk Home Alone

I hope those parents are teaching their kids how to be a huge pain in the ass for the government.

Let's play doctor!

On: Man Saves Wife's Sight By 3D Printing Her Tumor

Home doctoring, the new normal...

WTF???

On: Short-Term Exposure To Diesel Fumes Causes Changes In Gene Expression

So they're going to defend freedom of speech by denying others their freedom of speech, right?

I love the smell of diesel fumes

On: Short-Term Exposure To Diesel Fumes Causes Changes In Gene Expression

I love the smell of diesel fumes. It reminds me of Chicago, and why I don't live there.

no more bugs

On: UK Government Department Still Runs VME Operating System Installed In 1974

They must have finally gotten all the bugs out, so now it's time to upgrade!

fuck tech

On: CES 2015: FTC Head Warns About Data Grabbed By Smart Gadgets

My watch is powered by a fucking SPRING.

Less people please!

On: Bill Gates Endorses Water From Human Waste

I endorse population control so I don't have to drink someone's PISS

Still ripping shit off, eh?

On: Hands On With MakerBot's 3D-Printed Wood

They're ripping this off now? It's been done years ago. They ripped off the dis-solvable filament a little while ago too. Hell, everything they do is a ripoff. Fuck Makerbot (I own a Makerbot Rep1 BTW)