User: AndyKron

Why can't it BE the rover?

On: ESA Shows Off Quadcopter Landing Concept For Mars Rovers

Why can't it BE the rover?

?O?

On: Police Using Dogs To Sniff Out Computer Memory

Just another article from the Onion.

make 'em do it.

On: FDA: We Can't Scale To Regulate Mobile Health Apps

Just tell the app makers they need to go through the million dollar approval process just like everyone else.

Re:Interessting in any case

On: Can the NSA Really Track You Through Power Lines?

I'm gonna use Star Trek TNG Ambient Engine Noise (Idling for 24 hrs)

More then NASA

On: Senate Budgetmakers Move To End US Participation In ITER

We should be putting more into ITER than the NASA budget

No trust in the Internet

On: 30% of Americans Aren't Ready For the Next Generation of Technology

Nobody should trust the Internet. WTF?

so what?

On: Nathan Myhrvold's Recipe For a Better Oven

It's a hammer looking for a nail.

who would want to?

On: RAND Study: Looser Civil Service Rules Would Ease Cybersecurity Shortage

Who the fuck wants to work for the government except unemployable fucked up alcoholics?

wrong

On: The Internet's Own Boy

They all declined participation because they all know they're FUCKING WRONG

turn back time

On: NASA's Orion Spaceship Passes Parachute Test

Looks like something from 40 years ago.

What about solar figgin' roadways?

On: $500k "Energy-Harvesting" Kickstarter Scam Unfolding Right Now

What about solar figgin' roadways? Even the government was duped on that one for about $700,000.

Go directly to jail

On: Improperly Anonymized Logs Reveal Details of NYC Cab Trips

Now you must go to jail Sorry :-(

Resistance is futile

On: Workplace Surveillance Becoming More Common

We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

How stupid!

On: US Marshals Accidentally Reveal Potential Bidders For Gov't-Seized Bitcoin

I don't think it was an accident. How stupid!

No way

On: Chicago Adding Sensors For Public Monitoring

Fuck the 'Array of Things' , and Fuck Chicago. I used to like it as a kid, then I grew up.

Huh?

On: German Intel Agency Helped NSA Tap Fiber Optic Cables In Germany

I thought the chancellor was mad about NSA spying in Germany?

Not already?

On: Smartphones To Monitor Schizophrenics

Doesn't our government do that already?

potada

On: Harley-Davidson Unveils Their First Electric Motorcycle

I bet 50% of the energy goes into the straight pipe boom speakers. potada potada potada....

smoke and mirrors

On: It's Not a Car, It's a Self-Balancing Electric Motorcycle (Video)

It's all smoke and mirrors like the VentureOne, and the Moller Skycar.

jail 'em

On: IRS Recycled Lerner Hard Drive

Bullshit. Put them in jail for lying or gross incompetence.

Does it work?

On: 1958 Integrated Circuit Prototypes From Jack Kilby's TI Lab Up For Sale

Bet it don't work anymore.

hidden bullshit

On: US Agency Aims To Regulate Map Aids In Vehicles

I wonder what other bullshit is hidden away in the Grow America Act?

Pahontom II - Yes!

On: France Cries Foul At World Cup "Spy Drone"

I love my Phantom II with camera gimbal!

reset it!

On: Congressman Asks NSA To Provide Metadata For "Lost" IRS Emails

I think our government needs a reset.

Turn it down

On: Shawn Raymond's Tandem Bike is Shorter Than Yours (Video)

God ya, start it up at FULL FUCKING VOLUME!