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  1. Re:Scientific consensus not quite there yet... on An Inconvenient Truth · · Score: 1
    Consensus does not mean total unanimity.
    actually, that was its original meaning and is still a correct meaning of 'consensus'. second definition from answers.com: consensus noun The quality or condition of being in complete agreement or harmony: unanimity, unanimousness.
  2. Re:Free Geekin' on Free Geek Robbed · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is almost enough to make one lose faith in the noble enterprise of burglary.

  3. Re:First pun! on Opening Zune Sales Flaccid · · Score: 5, Funny
    Opening Zune Sales Flaccid

    there goes their chance to penetrate the market.

  4. Re:Thermostat on Keeping Cool May Be the Key To Longevity · · Score: 1

    when I was a kid I knew that if I wanted to live longer I wouldn't turn up the thermostat, but that had more to do with my dad than any scientific study.

  5. Re:tell your girl... on Moore's Law For Razor Blades? · · Score: 1
    You sir, are a real man. I salute you!
    real men use wax.
  6. Re:That's why we banned electronic vote in Quebec on How to Hack the Vote and Steal the Election · · Score: 1
    Some people were laughing at us because we did ban the electronic vote. I'm not sure that our decision was so ridiculous.
    I heard they banned electronic voting unless the binary code is written in French.
  7. Re:Obvious on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 1

    beaches and girls are just fine, but I'm moving to Iraq. After all, I paid for their democracy, so I might as well show up there and reap what I've sown.

  8. Re:What a waste! Buy an existing base. on Wikipedia's $100 Million Dream · · Score: 5, Funny
    the base mathematics has not changed in many years.
    putting the math textbooks on wikipedia would solve that problem rather quickly.
  9. Re:NDA? Goose? on A Hands-On Zune Review · · Score: 2, Funny
    What is the most common vehicle for marketing? Even if it's far removed from reality... Come one, you know what it is.
    the fact that it runs linux?
  10. Re:Just Imagine on Internet Addicts As Ill As Alcoholics? · · Score: 1
    What if you're an Internet addicted alcoholic?

    it makes spilling your beer on the keyboard that much more of a tragedy.
  11. Re:Don't believe it on MySpace Predator Caught By Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    This article isn't credible. It must be a hoax. I mean, c'mon, you really expect me to believe someone wrote a 1,000 line perl script. And that it did what it was supposed to?
    actually, the script was originally intended to locate hot teenage girls.. like any good programmer, when he saw the results, he updated the spec sheet.
  12. Re:In other news ... on Jobs Unfazed by Zune · · Score: 5, Funny
    AIDS transmission via earwax? Please get off the net, Senator Frist.
    you do him an injustice. this is a serious form of the disease, called hearing AIDS.

    (sorry)

  13. Re:BMI = Worthless on French Scientists Link Higher BMI with Lower IQ · · Score: 1
    (Of course, this sidesteps discussion of whether IQ tests measure anything significant at all.) This also seems to sidestep discussion of whether BMI measures anything significant at all.
    actually, this demonstrates that both BMI and IQ accurately measure real world phenomena. BMI measures IQ, and IQ measures BMI.
  14. Re:C'mon on North Korea Air Sample Shows Radiation · · Score: 1
    I think the news is that there is still *no* confirmation. North Korea said they were going to test a nuclear bomb, there was an explosion, and AFAIK, they claimed success. However, we're a week out and we are still not sure.
    maybe they used a series of tubes.
  15. Re:In Other News on North Korea Air Sample Shows Radiation · · Score: 1
    I think the news is that there is still *no* confirmation. North Korea said they were going to test a nuclear bomb, there was an explosion, and AFAIK, they claimed success. However, we're a week out and we are still not sure.
    maybe we should ask them to do it again, but this time louder.
  16. Re:Lawers always Win. Even when both sides loose. on Jury Awards $11 Million for Internet Defamation · · Score: 2, Funny
    Contrary to popular opinion, lawyers don't run around filing lawsuits in their own names. They have clients. Clients are the ones who decide whether or not to sue. Might as well blame the post office for delivering junk mail. Maybe the problem isn't with lawyers, but with the people who hire them.
    absolutely. that's the same response I give to the idiots who disparage my chosen profession of 'contract killer'. My clients are the ones who decide whether or not to kill. There's no need to shoot the messenger.

    PS. If you ever decide that there is a need to shoot the messenger, I'm you're guy.

  17. Re:So if he's guilty on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 1
    But then again, trolls love to flame anyone for any reason, however contrived.
    ha! the prototypical sentiment of a pompous twit!
  18. Re:147 Comments So Far on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you can enlighten us with any news you might spy from up there on top of your high horse.

  19. Re:This isn't meant to be funny or insensitive on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: 1

    Can you really call it open source if the source of the software is a supermax?

  20. Re:Games are transient on Land of the Videogame Star · · Score: 1
    you sound like you have only a vague notion of what is required to play starcraft or warcraft 3 at a high (or even medium-high) level. how are you gauging the level of effort/intelligence/talent/training necessary to play these games relative to chess or any other sport? The strategies, counters and openings in these games evolve, relative to the way they do in chess?

    I imagine that were chess to have been invented in 1997, you would have dismissed it just as casually, on grounds just as suspect.

  21. Re:Lying is not the major problem on Google To Predict Accuracy of Political Statements · · Score: 1

    that seems overly simplistic. When Bill Frist says that the new gambling law addresses a practice that can lead to horrible addiction, he's telling the truth, insofar as that goes. What he's really doing is implying that that's the motivation behind making the law, when the real reason is that they can't tax it (unlike, for example, betting on horses or state lotteries, which apparently are not addictive). His statement is deceptive but not factually incorrect.

  22. Re:Why would you want an RFID blocking wallet?? on Top Ten Geek Wallets · · Score: 1
    But if you are carrying a card, through choice, you want the office door to unlock itself as you walk up to it don't you??"
    Hell no. I don't want The Man to know that I'm the kind of person who walks through doors. It's all about privacy.
  23. Re:Finally on Going Pink For October · · Score: 1

    hm.. cancer or more 'OMG ponies'. now there's a conundrum.

  24. Re:*snicker* on Why Microsoft's Zune Scares Apple to the Core · · Score: 5, Funny

    you are neglecting that many users may use one installation of Vista. For example, on account of a rather freewheeling philosophy toward downloading warez, my roommate's WinXP box now has at least 26 different users, most of whom appear to live in Ukraine.

  25. Re:How is this interesting? on Chinese Lasers Blind US Satelites · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) This is already covered in the Outer Space Treaty. If you want to argue China is justified, you would have more luck arguing that all they are doing is temporarily incapacitating the satellites (presuming it is temporary) in the way one might shine a bright light into the lens of a camera someone points into a window of your house. 2) Comparing the recent US invasions to British occupation during the American Revolution seems a bit of a stretch unless you honestly think that the US intends to tax these countries without representation, but drawing an analogy between these invasions and the Nazis invading France is just going to set a lot of eyeballs rolling. You are doing a grave disservice to people who protest the US invasions on rational grounds. 3) What do spy satellites have to do with your claims about the US supposedly appoint itself as global hegemon? Plenty of countries have spy satellites. Does that mean they're all appointing themselves global hegemons? 4) Saying X or Y number of people don't like the US says little in itself about the viability of US policy. Sure lots of people in lots of countries would rather that some of the United States' wealth and power be transferred to themselves. The fact that they do so does not somehow transform these countries collectively into a disinterested source of wisdom regarding the vices and virtues of US policy. If you disagree with this policy, you'll be more persuasive if you say why you disagree, rather than how many people supposedly agree with you when they are in fact simply looking after their own particular self interests.