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Jobs Unfazed by Zune

twofish writes "In an interview at Newsweek marking the approaching 5th anniversary of the launch of the iPod, Apple CEO Steve Jobs seems unconcerned by Microsoft's wannabe iPod killer Zune. Earphone sharing will prove a more potent force for social networking than the iPod rival's wireless song-sharing feature, he reckons. 'I've seen the demonstrations on the internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever,' he says in the article. 'By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.'"

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  1. Incredible Speaker by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It always amazes me how smoothly Jobs manages to deliver presentations, even when he's put on the spot. And without any of the dodging and doublespeak you expect from most company execs.

    I know a lot of Slashdotters hate iTunes for "DRM", "not HD(TV) quality", "too expensive", or whatever other B.S. excuse they can come up with, but...
    Q: No, but you've asked them not to raise their prices, when some of them wanted to.
    A: Our core initial strategy on the store was that if you want to stop piracy, the way to stop it is by competing with it, by offering a better product at a fair price. In essence, we would make a deal with people. If they would pay a fair price, we would give them a better product and they would stop being pirates
    ...THIS is why I support iTunes. They know they have to be competitive in the market, so they are. They keep prices acceptable, even in face of stupid, greedy record companies. Jobs makes no bones about it, and he tells both the labels and the consumers the same thing. There are no "backroom deals" going on here, just a company trying to deliver the best product possible at a price the market can afford.

    You won't find that sort of business done at Microsoft. Their strategy is:

    1. Announce a competing product with limitless fanfare. Doesn't matter if it sucks.
    2. Slowly improve it until the market finds it semi-acceptable.
    3. Leverage the Windows monopoly to CRUSH the competition.

    Didn't you hear? You can only use iPods with a Mac. With Zuma, you can be compatible with the millions of Microsoft Vista machines, out of the box! Plus, you know you're getting Microsoft Quality(TM) and Support(TM) when you purchase a Zuma. Those other digital music companies could fold tomorrow, leaving you with no music and no refund. Only Microsoft products can provide you with a guaranteed safety net! </standard-Microsoft-bull>

    I've seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.

    You know, he's got a point. It might seem very impressive in a geeky way to Zuma a file across the room to the pretty girl (if you don't mind that I just used "Zuma" as a verb), but she is definitely not going to be impressed unless she's also a geek. You've also got the matter of the song being played in a vacuum, where your own thoughts and feelings on the tune are missing. Thus it holds no meaning. Besides, pod-jacking gives you a much better chance of being able to talk to that pretty girl. ;-)

    1. Re:Incredible Speaker by glindsey · · Score: 1

      I do hope you were calling it "Zuma" repeatedly as a joke, considering even the text you quoted referred to it properly as the "Zune".

      And you better believe Microsoft would weep with joy if people started using "Zune" as a verb.

    2. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found it interesting that sharing an earbud with someone is better than sending them song annonymously... I mean thats ridicilous.
      Most people would never put someone's elses earbud into their own ear, I know I would never do so.

      Rest assured that most of apple is now working on fending of new threat, if they are smart... if not, they will go where apple has been before.......

    3. Re:Incredible Speaker by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      *Sigh* Another victim of the Reality Distortion Field (TM).

      You know, he's got a point. It might seem very impressive in a geeky way to Zuma a file across the room to the pretty girl (if you don't mind that I just used "Zuma" as a verb), but she is definitely not going to be impressed unless she's also a geek. You've also got the matter of the song being played in a vacuum, where your own thoughts and feelings on the tune are missing. Thus it holds no meaning. Besides, pod-jacking gives you a much better chance of being able to talk to that pretty girl. ;-)

      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry. Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it.

      Of course, he'll have an answer about how impersonal wireless was until Apple did it. And he'll be partly right. But for now, wireless is a Zuma advangage - right now, the guy can podjack (zumajack?) the pretty girl, then when she likes the song, he can Zuma it to her. That would be pretty cool. MS should let users associate a text message with the song, that would be better. Also, would be even cooler if it didn't disappear immediately, but whatever.

      I like my iPod and my powerbook, but Steve's just a little *too* slick for me. It makes me not trust anything he says, whether he's right or wrong, simply because if you let yourself get caught up in his spin, you *will* believe whatever he says.

    4. Re:Incredible Speaker by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well similar to my previous comment on this story. Saying Power PC was better then Intel Pentium Chip and Saying Intel Core 2 Duo are better then Power PC, is like saying I am a better runner then an Olympic runner because 20 years ago I could walk faster then him running, (if he could even run). But I changed my mind I guess the Olympic runner can now run faster then me, I guess I am a flip flopper. When Apple does release a wireless iPod it will be designed better then the zunes and be useful, and on par or close to par with sharing the headphones.

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    5. Re:Incredible Speaker by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was wondering if it was a subtle reference to "Zima", another allegedly genre-busting product that made an ineffective splash and has all but faded into the woodwork.

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    6. Re:Incredible Speaker by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Mabe he's thinking if Zima, a similarly unhip product.

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    7. Re:Incredible Speaker by AKAImBatman · · Score: 0
      I do hope you were calling it "Zuma" repeatedly as a joke, considering even the text you quoted referred to it properly as the "Zune".

      Ha! That's pretty funny. If you check the comments, you'll note that I've got other people doing it too! I wonder if the "misheard lyrics" sites will take this one? :P

      Seriously, I need more coffee. I somehow always read "Zuma" when I see "Zune", and I just don't care enough about Microsoft's sinfully-ugly music player (at least at this hour of the morning) to get it right. I suppose that doesn't bode well for their marketing plans. Unless, of course, they simply try to crush the competition using their Windows monopoly. Microsoft would never do something like that, though....

      [...]

      Yeah, who am I kidding? :)
    8. Re:Incredible Speaker by rlthomps-1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're actually missing Steve's point. He's not saying wireless sharing of music isn't a useful feature, he's saying that it's too complicated to be useful right now. So yes, he'll change his tune but only after Apple finds a way to do it "right".

    9. Re:Incredible Speaker by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know a lot of Slashdotters hate iTunes for "DRM", "not HD(TV) quality", "too expensive", or whatever other B.S. excuse they can come up with

      Well, it's a bit off topic, but personally I dislike (but still use) iTunes because it's a resource hog. I don't own an iPod, and so it really shouldn't need to have an iPod helper service running continuously. It definitely shouldn't have an iTunesHelper process running continuously either.

      Yes, you can kill the processes, but iTunes will just start them back up again when you start it. Hell, it doesn't even take setting the iPodService to "disabled" as a hint - if you run it as admin, it'll just set it back to "manual" and start it up.

      So while I don't hate iTunes, and use it myself from time to time, I certainly do dislike some aspects of it, just enough to keep me using WMP as my main media player.

    10. Re:Incredible Speaker by ack154 · · Score: 0
      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry.

      Ya, but if Apple does it, it'll likely be a nicer integration and not take "forever."
    11. Re:Incredible Speaker by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 4, Informative

      And you better believe Microsoft would weep with joy if people started using "Zune" as a verb.

      The correct verb form of "Zune" is "squirt".

      Usage:

      I want to squirt you a picture of my kids. You want to squirt me back a video of your vacation.

      http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/o ct2006/tc20061011_940241.htm

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    12. Re:Incredible Speaker by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Informative
      It always amazes me how smoothly Jobs manages to deliver presentations, even when he's put on the spot.

      He's a brilliant negotiator and manipulator. Take a look at this video of him addressing the Cupertino city council. Here's this big shot CEO taking his personal time and making the effort to come down to the meeting simply to give them some good news.

      He doesn't ask for anything. Nothing. But from this small gesture he's now completely won over the city council. And you know that later on when Apple has some special requirements for the new campus that this little trip will pay huge dividends.

    13. Re:Incredible Speaker by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      This is nit-picky, but "Zuma" was a very good, if little noticed, album by Neil Young, featuring the songs "Danger Bird" and "Cortez the Killer".

      The "Zune" is MS's iPod wannabe.

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    14. Re:Incredible Speaker by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      It's also an extremely well-known video game from PopCap games. Thus why I'm always confusing 'Zune' with 'Zuma'. :)

    15. Re:Incredible Speaker by the+darn · · Score: 1

      It's also a 50cc Yamaha scooter; I learned how to ride on one!

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    16. Re:Incredible Speaker by shashi · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's basically what Jobs has done all along. He's shown that he's never one to completely disregard in the future what doesn't work today. He's just a perfectionist and doesn't want to throw in the latest bells and whistles until he feels it is ready for your everyday user to consume. That's one thing that Microsoft doesn't get—they want the most features possible and so they end up releasing a lot of stuff, that while it sounds cool, often doesn't work as advertised until a couple of service packs later.

      I also wanted to address a point from the grandparent, which your point actually addresses (albeit a little broadly):

      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry. Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it.

      That's a bit of a misinformed statement. Intel was slow. PowerPC was kicking Intel ass up through the early G4's. Unfortunately, IBM didn't keep up with R&D for their consumer PowerPC chips to stay competitive with Intel. So, like a good businessman, Jobs did was right for the consumer and switched his product to use the more competitive parts.

      I assure you that once Steve Jobs feels the time is right for things like iPod wireless, or iPhone, or whatever else "everyone" is clamoring for, he'll do it.

    17. Re:Incredible Speaker by xtracto · · Score: 1

      They know they have to be competitive in the market, so they are. They keep prices acceptable, even in face of stupid, greedy record companies. Jobs makes no bones about it, and he tells both the labels and the consumers the same thing. There are no "backroom deals" going on here, just a company trying to deliver the best product possible at a price the market can afford

      What I cant understand is why if every "music retailer" company knows that the music is being sold more expensive than it should they still fail to do anything?

      I am talking about retailers like Wal*Mart and the likes who are now wanting lower prices (and some are trying to get the same prices as online stores like iTunes) as well as online retailers like iTunes music store and others.

      Really, somebody should stop the music mafia!

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    18. Re:Incredible Speaker by skribble · · Score: 1

      Ummm yea and when he zumajack's the girl it's only good for 3 plays. That's like taking your date to White Castle, leaving in the middle of the night and not calling her again.... smooth.

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    19. Re:Incredible Speaker by slocan · · Score: 1
      I know a lot of Slashdotters hate iTunes for "DRM", "not HD(TV) quality", "too expensive", or whatever other B.S. excuse they can come up with, but...
      Q: No, but you've asked them not to raise their prices, when some of them wanted to. A: Our core initial strategy on the store was that if you want to stop piracy, the way to stop it is by competing with it, by offering a better product at a fair price. In essence, we would make a deal with people. If they would pay a fair price, we would give them a better product and they would stop being pirates
      ...THIS is why I support iTunes. [...]

      And THIS is why I support emusic, that is DRM-free.

    20. Re:Incredible Speaker by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      I think they are going for "Squirt". Squirt me your pictures. Squirt me that song.

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    21. Re:Incredible Speaker by krell · · Score: 1

      "And THIS is why I support emusic [emusic.com], that is DRM-free. "

      Last time I checked emusic, not only did it lack DRM, but it lacked ANY artist I was looking for. Now it looks like I have to complete a lengthy enrollment process just to get to the search screen to see what it has.

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    22. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but Zima paved the way for the new generation of beer alternatives like Smirnoff Ice which are actually good. Kind of like the way the Newton failed, but it paved the way for Palm.

    23. Re:Incredible Speaker by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      [Jobs is] saying that it's too complicated to be useful right now

      Give the man a prize. This was exactly Jobs' point. He didn't say anything to suggest that he's opposed to the idea of wireless transfers, just that the Zune sucks at it. If the iPod were to add this feature, it would probably require you to cross the room, stand next to the girl (again, giving you that chance to talk to her), and very simply and painlessly initiate the file transfer. Knowing Apple, you'd probably be able to broadcast your current playlist to nearby iPods, allows you to pod-jack without even pod-jacking. Which would be in support of existing market needs (something which Apple excels at) rather than trying to force a feature onto the market that no one is asking for.
    24. Re:Incredible Speaker by Trillan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It always amazes me that users who are running a Microsoft operating system with dozens of services and executables active applications - and even more services-like behavior concealed within services or system libraries - would object to iTunesHelper.

    25. Re:Incredible Speaker by d0n+quix0te · · Score: 5, Funny


      >Most people would never put someone's elses earbud into their own ear, I know I would never do so.

      Dude, no wonder you don't get sex! It involves inserting.... naughty bits into other naughty bits.... And don't even get me started on foreplay.... and other forms of sexual entertainment... I am glad you are not averse putting your penis in your hand. ;-)

    26. Re:Incredible Speaker by owlnation · · Score: 1
      ...he can Zuma it to her...
      Please let's not verbify Zuma. Let's keep it a noun thanks.
    27. Re:Incredible Speaker by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry. Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it.


      Maybe that's because Intel was slow until the Core chips came out. And maybe Jobs' tune will change when the iPod goes wireless because Apple's implementation won't be long and cumbersome like the Zune (god, that name).

      In other words, Job didn't criticize wireless. He criticized Zune's wireless.
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    28. Re:Incredible Speaker by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Well you're clearly a freak, I remember sharing headphones with people walkmans when I was younger without a problem. Only if there is pus or excessive encrusted hair growth oozing out of someones ear would I not share their headphones. Most of my friends are clean so this not a problem.

    29. Re:Incredible Speaker by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      You're actually missing Steve's point. He's not saying wireless sharing of music isn't a useful feature, he's saying that it's too complicated to be useful right now. So yes, he'll change his tune but only after Apple finds a way to do it "right".

      Yeah, I get his "point," which is that he's setting up for the doublespeak on the wireless issue. And yes, he did say in the speech that old-fashioned podjacking is better than wireless. So he's trying to have it both ways as usual.

      Not that I don't look forward to wireless on my next iPod. But I don't have to buy the spin to enjoy his products.

    30. Re:Incredible Speaker by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Why are you dissing Zuma?

      Zune = new media player from Microsoft

      Zuma = cool marble-based casual video game from Pop-Cap Games

      Pretty big difference there.

    31. Re:Incredible Speaker by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, some of us actually take the time to shut down and (where possible) disable as much of that crap as possible. Besides, whether or not other apps are wasteful is no excuse for iTunes to be.

      All I'm asking for is a way of configuring it so it doesn't keep that stuff running all the time - I don't have an iPod, I have no plans to buy an iPod, so I really don't need it. Setting it to start them up and keep/leave them running by default is fine, I'd just like the option to have it kill them off.

    32. Re:Incredible Speaker by owlnation · · Score: 1
      You're actually missing Steve's point. He's not saying wireless sharing of music isn't a useful feature, he's saying that it's too complicated to be useful right now.
      Indeed, and I strongly agree with one point of Steve's from TFA about how the success of the iPod is related to its simplicity.

      Consumer products are too feature rich and packed full of redundant bells and whistles to be useful or desirable long term. Cell phones being the prime example of feature-noiseware. I would love an Apple phone. Simple, pretty and white. I can use it to make calls, send sms and store useful phone numbers. No other functionality required. No crappy camera, no mp3 crap, no radio, no bluetooth, no internet, no TV, no swiss army knife, no god knows what else... Leave all that to Belkin and Griffin to come up with add-on hardware for those who need it.

      Build one, and I for one will buy it tomorrow. Even at twice the price (though half would be preferred, of course).
    33. Re:Incredible Speaker by ronanbear · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Zune's wireless sharing isn't a killer app. Jobs knows this. Ballmer should. From a technical standpoint all the ingredients are already in place in the Zune for this to be genuinely useful. Random wireless p2p sharing isn't really practical. Where the wireless sharing would be really useful would be having a base station in Starbucks, GAP, airports etc where you could download songs for free. The M$ DRM there makes more sense. But that would require a pull model instead of Microsofts push model.

      You could still have a song of the day to allow people to try out new music. Record stores might like something like that. Instead of listening to headphones in a store you push a button which sends the song to any zunes within range (which accept it). You get 3 chances to decide if you like it and then buy the song. But, such usage is totally at odds with Microsofts marketing.

      In fairness, Apple have made similar mistakes at times. Podcasting started and grew without them. They were very quick to tap into it though which comes back to your point about Jobs being a perfectionist who doesn't want to release something until it works perfectly. Incidentally the Zune sharing wouldn't fit too well with the iTS as it functions currently. It would however be perfect for the wide range of playsforsure stores.

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    34. Re:Incredible Speaker by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

      ipod sharing?!?! Yeah, 'cause people never did this with Discmen...

      You'd swear that iPods were the first ever personal music players

    35. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/then/than/g

    36. Re:Incredible Speaker by slocan · · Score: 1

      On music selection, you're right. It's not an iTunes Store.

      Being a DRM-free music store probably keeps the major labels away, and others that are afraid of selling MP3s.

      Actually I don't know if emusic is fair in their deals with artists. But if you want to browse the emusic collection: http://www.emusic.com/browse/all.html.

      I first decided to subscribe because I did find some artists that interested me. Since then (10 months already) it has been a quite nice way to discover some music I would never have listened to.

    37. Re:Incredible Speaker by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That strikes me as the sort of thing microsoft would do (not to anthropomorphize a company or anything). He'd also find out a way to stick her with the bill and possibly a virus.

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    38. Re:Incredible Speaker by drew · · Score: 1
      Besides, pod-jacking gives you a much better chance of being able to talk to that pretty girl. ;-)


      Riiight. Ever done it? Ever even tried it? Ever heard a reliable story of one single person who successfully initiated that maneuver? As far as I can tell, 'Pod-Jacking' is pretty much right up there with 'BLuetoothing' as a completely fabricated tech phenomenon.
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    39. Re:Incredible Speaker by cosminn · · Score: 1

      That's one thing that Microsoft doesn't get--they want the most features possible and so they end up releasing a lot of stuff, that while it sounds cool, often doesn't work as advertised until a couple of service packs later.

      And that's partly why MS has >90% of the market, while Apple has 5% :)

    40. Re:Incredible Speaker by The+Mad+Debugger · · Score: 1
      Zune's wireless sharing isn't a killer app. Jobs knows this. Ballmer should.
      Wireless wasn't a killer app, but it might've been enough when the Zune was also $50 cheaper than the iPod. When Apple cut their prices to match during the last "mini-refresh," they blew Zune's biggest market advantage out of the water.

      I bet that M$ was pissed. They probably figured that Apple would try to hold the pricing line based on their market share. Now, with the Zune still not really all that cool and the iPod the same price, they're going to have a big uphill battle on their hands.
    41. Re:Incredible Speaker by mgblst · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is not like we just hate iTunesHelper, we hate all unneccessary services. Is that so hard to understand - don't take it personally. There are plenty of things worth getting upset about, without you misplaced amazement.

      There are plenty of windors users who like to know everything that is running, all processes and services. People are different, you know.

    42. Re:Incredible Speaker by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 1

      Right - so you support iTunes because Apple enforces a 99c track price. This is good because the money-grabbing labels want to charge us more...

      Has it ever occurred to you that record labels want variable pricing to sell tracks *below* that price?

      The music store that I worked for was being pressured into implementing variable pricing, and we were going to implement it. Yes, they had the notion of pricing above 99c for hot new tracks - however Apple's 99c pricing policy meant that if they did charge over 99c on our store then everybody would just buy the same track from iTunes at the lower price. The real value they saw in lower pricing levels (not just per track, but also other pricing levels prices like $4.99 per album) was in shifting back catalog items. The ability to price below 99c/$9.99 was often the primary reason why labels wanted variable pricing.

      For me this was always a great disparity between the likes of the iTunes Store and high street shops. I can go to a high street retailer and pick up many albums for under $5 - the same albums on iTunes would be $9.99. This is especially the case if you're not going after pop music...

    43. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, let's not confuse the Zune with with Neil Young's Zuma, one of his finest albums. Given the choice between the two, I'd definitely take a copy of Zuma over a Zune.

    44. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's upcoming home entertainment system will be called Re.ac.tor.

    45. Re:Incredible Speaker by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      And you better believe Microsoft would weep with joy if people started using "Zune" as a verb.

      I'll start using it right now:
      "Alright, who Zuned? Man, that stinks! You're so disgusting!"
      "I had too much to drink. I think I'm gonna Zune!"

      I could continue ad nauseum, or should I say "ad Zuneum?" :-D

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    46. Re:Incredible Speaker by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm still waiting for my iNewton. That'll be sweet.

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    47. Re:Incredible Speaker by mikerich · · Score: 1
      And you better believe Microsoft would weep with joy if people started using "Zune" as a verb.

      They might not. Trademarks are meant to be adjectives not verbs; once people start talking about 'zuning' the trademark is well on the way to being diluted out of existence (so-called genericide). Many companies are very wary of verbing their trademarks - Adobe hates the term 'photoshopped' and Xerox has repeated said you can't 'xerox' a document, but you can copy it on a Xerox.

    48. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right - so you support iTunes because Apple enforces a 99c track price. This is good because the money-grabbing labels want to charge us more...

      Has it ever occurred to you that record labels want variable pricing to sell tracks *below* that price?


      Yes, but then I realised that it was a completely unreasonable idea.

    49. Re:Incredible Speaker by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry.

      Your point is well-taken, but I can't imagine Apple sending such bad wireless to market. When the wireless iPod comes, it will work better than Zune from Day One.

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    50. Re:Incredible Speaker by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Hmm... if only Zuma was the so-called iPod killer rather than a game for the thing, that argument would have completely convinced me. Mental typo aside, an excellent post.

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    51. Re:Incredible Speaker by franksands · · Score: 1

      I fear bringing obvious information, but the iPod is completely compatible with windows. Which is much more than can be expected from the Zune.

    52. Re:Incredible Speaker by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      If somebody takes something that has been in his ear and tries to put it in my ear, he's going to catch a tazer in a mean place. And if it's a Kelly Clarkson song, he's going to catch the tazer in an even meaner place.

    53. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an computing invention doesn't come out of Apple, it is terrible. Once Apple jumps on the bandwagon with a dumbed down, functionally limited version that has a nice white case, then it is the bees knees.

    54. Re:Incredible Speaker by rbannon · · Score: 1

      I've noticed people doing just that. And yes, they are typically of the opposite sex and appear to be enjoying each others company. Even the other day I tried to get my wife to do they same, but she'd have nothing to do with it. Anyway, of all the people sharing theirs intimacies via ear buds, I bet it escalated to far more dangerous activities . . . young, attractive, and cool . . . not your typical M$ crowd. Maybe my wife and I should get Zunes!

    55. Re:Incredible Speaker by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      The kind of women you can take to White Castle and then sleep with usually are best not seen by the light of the rising son. Only makes sense to beat feet while the eeevil Mr. Yellowface is away.

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    56. Re:Incredible Speaker by Pope · · Score: 1

      Don't I know it! I'm running on XP Pro here, and I've got at least 5 or 6 different copies of svchost.exe running, at the same time. Talk about bloatware!

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    57. Re:Incredible Speaker by yabos · · Score: 1

      Yet another idiotic Microsoft term.

    58. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... All I wanna do is a little Zuma-Zoom in her Boom-Boom

    59. Re:Incredible Speaker by rthille · · Score: 1

      Hell, not only that, but for an old married guy, he's got the right idea. You're better off putting the earbud in the girl's ear, then you're tied intimately to her, than geeking out and spending 3 minutes waiting for the song to transfer that she can walk away with...

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    60. Re:Incredible Speaker by shashi · · Score: 1
      And that's partly why MS has >90% of the market, while Apple has 5% :)

      I'll admit that Microsoft's time-to-market has been an advantage in the past, but it's not what got them a 90% market share in PC-land. Currently however, consumers appear to be "waking up" and realizing that there is stuff out there besides Microsoft that actually works better.

      It will be interesting to see how it pans out with Microsoft coming from the other side, considering that in the music player market Apple has like 90% of the market share and they have 0%. I will be particularly interested to see how they leverage their market share with Windows and Windows Media Player to try and wedge themselves into the music player market. Despite anti-trust action for such things in the past, I'm not going to put it past them to continue to do such things.

    61. Re:Incredible Speaker by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it.

      Get your facts straight bud, don't confuse the G4 with the G5. The G5 still rocked Intel chips til just about the moment the Duos finally came out. The G4's in the laptops absolutely sucked compared to the current Intel mobile chips, THOSE computers all the sudden became 4x or 5x faster when upgraded to an Intel chip. However the desktop G5's which were replaced with the same Core Duo's only got up to a 1.5x speedup. (And that's in the best case) Remember that those G5's sat stagnant for almost a year before they finally got the switchover on them, and yet even with that time gap the Intels STILL barely beat them by much.

      One of the main reasons for the Intel switch was that laptops now sell more than desktops and Apple couldn't allow themselves to get pummeled in that part of the computer market for much longer. The G5's were NEVER going to go mobile, since the Core Duos were basically equivalent to the G5's in speed the laptops all the sudden got a huge increase. For desktops it was kind of "meh". There are other advantages to the Intel platform such as greater compatibility, efficiencies of scale in manufacturing = cheaper chips, etc... but that's another story.

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    62. Re:Incredible Speaker by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I would love an Apple phone. Simple, pretty and white. I can use it to make calls, send sms and store useful phone numbers. No other functionality required. No crappy camera, no mp3 crap, no radio, no bluetooth, no internet, no TV, no swiss army knife, no god knows what else... Leave all that to Belkin and Griffin to come up with add-on hardware for those who need it.

      I'd rather have a mega-phone that does everything, so I don't have to carry around 10 different devices.

      However, I'm also a perfectionist, and I don't want half-assed crap that doesn't work right. So that's why I get the cheapest phone I can get. I'd like to have a phone that has a 30G hard drive with MP3 and OGG support, a really good camera, excellent internet surfing ability, a Linux-based PDA, 30 hours of battery life while playing Oggs, etc. Oh, and it also needs to be compatible with ALL cellular networks, so I can switch between networks at-will in case I get annoyed at my current provider. However, that last requirement is completely impossible in the USA since the carriers are all completely incompatible with each other, and no one's bothered making a device that does more than one thing very well, so while it's nice to dream of a do-it-all super-device, for practical reasons it's much smarter to get single-purpose devices.

      BTW, I hate white. What ever happened to good old-fashioned black?

    63. Re:Incredible Speaker by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

      "Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it."

      Intel WAS slow until Apple started using them. Apple got in on the ground floor of Intel's Core line which provided an excellent speed to power consumption ratio. It would be stupid for any business to rule out a supplier because their products *used* to be "slow." Companies improve their products. I'm sure Apple would have picked AMD if AMD would have been able to provide as quality a chip as the Core Duo.

    64. Re:Incredible Speaker by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is why we should go back to good old-fashioned earmuff-type headphones. I don't want earphones inside my ears. The only things that should ever be inside my ears are Q-tips and foam hearing protectors, and both of these are one-use and disposable.

      Besides, earbuds sound like crap.

    65. Re:Incredible Speaker by bunions · · Score: 1

      > old-fashioned podjacking

      what??

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    66. Re:Incredible Speaker by Bob+4knee · · Score: 1

      And Intel chips today run at the same speed that they always have?

    67. Re:Incredible Speaker by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Your point is well-taken, but I can't imagine Apple sending such bad wireless to market. When the wireless iPod comes, it will work better than Zune from Day One.

      Can't argue there, since it's hard to imagine it working *worse*.

    68. Re:Incredible Speaker by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Adobe hates the term 'photoshopped'

      Would they prefer people start calling it "gimped"?

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    69. Re:Incredible Speaker by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry. Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it.
      Yes it will because Apple will do it better and faster. Jobs isn't dissing the idea of wireless music transfer there; he's saying that the Zune's wireless sucks. And by the way, Jobs said the Pentium 4 was slow, not Intel chips in general. Hell, he basically admitted that the PowerPC 970 was getting its clock cleaned by the CoreDuo, to say nothing of the G4, which was on life support in its last days. I don't see anything strange about Apple moving to whoever's offering them the best chips for their plans, because it certainly wasn't IBM.
      Of course, he'll have an answer about how impersonal wireless was until Apple did it. And he'll be partly right. But for now, wireless is a Zuma advangage - right now, the guy can podjack (zumajack?) the pretty girl, then when she likes the song, he can Zuma it to her. That would be pretty cool. MS should let users associate a text message with the song, that would be better. Also, would be even cooler if it didn't disappear immediately, but whatever.
      How's he going to "zuma" the girl (that sounds like it might be punishable by prison time) when the girl doesn't have a Zune? Merely having a feature does not translate to being an advantage. The feature must be implemented well. By the accounts I've seen, Zune's wireless is next to useless.
    70. Re:Incredible Speaker by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      That's basically what Jobs has done all along. He's shown that he's never one to completely disregard in the future what doesn't work today. He's just a perfectionist and doesn't want to throw in the latest bells and whistles until he feels it is ready for your everyday user to consume. That's one thing that Microsoft doesn't get--they want the most features possible and so they end up releasing a lot of stuff, that while it sounds cool, often doesn't work as advertised until a couple of service packs later.

      I can tell you exactly how this happens too. Some Microsoft Program Manager writes down a feature, like "Wireless song sharing" and presents that to the developers. The developers implement the feature in the most cheeseball way possible because they are under extreme time pressure from the Program Manager. Then, the PM checks it off of his list and tells his boss that they implemented the checklist features.

      At Apple, things work differently. The developers put in the feature, they try it out. They see if it really works in real life. If something isn't working, it doesn't make it into the iPod. If something like this gets in front of Steve, he will tell the developer that "this feature is shit" and it will either get fixed or get removed. The difference between the two companies boils down to better leadership at Apple, better management at Apple, and better taste at Apple.

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    71. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you kidding me? how much dumber can you get than podcast? And IPod? It makes me think of an ant egg case that has internet access.

    72. Re:Incredible Speaker by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of windors users who like to know everything that is running, all processes and services.

      Some Mac and Linux users want to know what's running too.

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    73. Re:Incredible Speaker by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Sending an undrmed MP3 from my laptop to my cellphone using bluetooth is pretty damn easy. Too bad the industry would never stand for that sort of functionality in the iPod. Kicking an mp3 from one cellphone to another using bluetooth should be pretty easy too (Need to find someone else with a bluetooth phone so I can test this.) That being the case a cellphone with a handful of 2 gigabyte mini-sd cards and a decent set of stereo headphones would suck less as an mp3 player than either the ipod or the Zune.

      Hmm... TomTom's high end navigator boasts a 12 gig hard drive and bluetooth. I wonder if it'd be possible to trade MP3s over bluetooth with it...

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    74. Re:Incredible Speaker by gevil · · Score: 1

      I did. My first kiss with my girlfriend was during a Pod Jacking (if only I knew it had a name). And we agreed to swap CDs over the tracks wed liked. And that was our 1st date, to exchange CDs. And she is not a geek. and she doesnt know what /. is.

    75. Re:Incredible Speaker by punkr0x · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's just a perfectionist and doesn't want to throw in the latest bells and whistles until he feels it is ready for your everyday user to consume.
       
      So that's why iTunes 7 works so flawlessly!

    76. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he is being nice to a city council that might help in the future for some zoning issues, Gee what a brilliant concept. I assume you have never been one of your own local city/county/school board council meetings have you? That same exact thing happens many times during every single city council meeting around the entire United States and probably throughout the world in one form or another. Not a new or novel concept at all. You want to see a good negotiator? Watch one of the hundreds of Wal-Mart negotiators dealing at a city council meeting. I'd be willing to bet Steve was just being the presenter of someone else's speech in that video. Oddly enough, no Apple fans can even think that something like that is probable.

    77. Re:Incredible Speaker by vivtho · · Score: 1

      If that's an issue, would'nt it be much simpler to simply unplug your earphones from your iPod and plug them into the other?

    78. Re:Incredible Speaker by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Most people would never put someone's elses earbud into their own ear, I know I would never do so.

      Well, certainly with that attitude you'll never meet a girl this way. If you can't be attractive and interesting enough that she feels safe putting your headphones on, then you have no chance of getting her number, much less sharing bodily fluids with her.

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    79. Re:Incredible Speaker by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      The difference between the two companies boils down to better leadership at Apple, better management at Apple, and better taste at Apple.

      And according to Steve himself, it mostly boils down to better taste at Apple - see
      this clip from Revenge of the Nerds.

    80. Re:Incredible Speaker by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 1

      You know, he's got a point. It might seem very impressive in a geeky way to Zuma a file across the room to the pretty girl (if you don't mind that I just used "Zuma" as a verb), but she is definitely not going to be impressed unless she's also a geek. You've also got the matter of the song being played in a vacuum, where your own thoughts and feelings on the tune are missing.

      Not to mention the utter absurdity of receiving a song and then only being able to play it three times. What the fuck is that?

      If I get a song, I get a song. The minute anyone puts limits onto something like a song -- which for me has no real value except as a motivator to buy the whole album -- it tells me that someone is nickel-and-diming me. And I don't like to be nickel-and-dimed.

      Pirating music now is *really* easy and really simple. The only motivation I have to buy the album is if I want the physical album. But I don't buy RIAA albums, and I certainly don't want a bunch of corporate fucks telling me how many times I can play a song. That's fucking wrong, and it goes against the spirit of music. Music is meant to be enjoyed. If an artist is asking me for money to pay for her album, I will gladly pay her if I like the album. I have no issue with that.

      But if the RIAA -- or Microsoft now -- is asking me for money to enrich their fat cat pockets, I say go fuck yourselves. You assholes aren't getting my cash. You already got enough of it.

      So fuck you.

    81. Re:Incredible Speaker by milkman_matt · · Score: 1


      Last time I checked emusic, not only did it lack DRM, but it lacked ANY artist I was looking for. Now it looks like I have to complete a lengthy enrollment process just to get to the search screen to see what it has.


      emusic used to be great... unlimited downloads for 10 bucks a month. plus you could browse the catalog without an account... they've really gone downhill. I don't use them anymore, however when I did they were -great- if you were looking for punk or jazz. I don't remember finding 'hot new releases' or anything, unless it was an Epitaph label band. They seemed to really stay on top of things, new Bad Religion or Pennywise albums were out on emusic at the same time they were out in the stores. Not sure for the Jazz, because I just got old stuff there.. But yeah, emusic used to be great for that stuff, I agree with you now though.. Create an account just to see if they have anything at all you'd even bother looking at? That just sounds like a company that knows they have piss poor selection and wants to get you in the door before telling you..

    82. Re:Incredible Speaker by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      I'll bet no Wal-Mart guy ever got applause from the council when he was done. And notice that he didn't send somebody else - he went himself. He will get more than any wal-mart guy could ever get.

      And I'm willing to speculate that you've never actually seen a Wal-Mart guy address a city council, but rather you're just throwing out the "fact" that you've either heard or inferred.

    83. Re:Incredible Speaker by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Squirt, that's dumber.

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    84. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's basically what Jobs has done all along. He's shown that he's never one to completely disregard in the future what doesn't work today. He's just a perfectionist and doesn't want to throw in the latest bells and whistles until he feels it is ready for your everyday user to consume.

      One of Jobs' first acts on his return to Apple was to kill the Newton. But when he killed it, he didn't say that it was a bad design. He said that computer technology was not yet good enough for PDAs.

      Fortunately, the founders of Palm Inc. were able to think different.

    85. Re:Incredible Speaker by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Granted, but if the issue is wanting to know "everything that is running," is it really that hard to find out what iTunesHelper does?

    86. Re:Incredible Speaker by dlockamy · · Score: 1

      Yeah apple realy souldn't be hogging that (check task manager) 1MB of ram and less than 1 percent of my cpu
      A this rate svchost.exe will not be able to run 22 time...before a blaster infiction.

    87. Re:Incredible Speaker by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Where I work, we run a student audio/video production lab. Everybody wears the same headphones, and no-one has ever complained.

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    88. Re:Incredible Speaker by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      "occurred chronlogically before" is not equal to "paved the way for". I would not say, for example, that I paved the way for my younger siblings.

    89. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one ever said Intel was slow. They said that MHz wasn't the only variable that defined how 'fast' a processor was. They were using a completely different architecture with different pipeline lengths. They engineer their OS for a specific handful of systems!

      Intel was never slow. My G4 isn't slow either. Apple went with Intel because there wasn't a reliable manufacturer of PPC chips who could give them something they could put in laptops.

      No one is going to 'zuma' shit. They're going to rip it off the cd to their computer and fucking email it to each other.

      Pirating music is also not going to get you pussy. Some of the people on this page are leading sheltered fucking lives in their parents basement. Surprise.

    90. Re:Incredible Speaker by Trumpet+of+Doom · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, buying an album where the cost of buying each individual track separately added up to less than $9.99, you could get the album from iTunes for the cost of the individual tracks - ex.: the Eagles' album One of These Nights, which only has 9 tracks, is $8.91.

      However, I do sort of see your point: One of These Nights is 32 years old and AFAIK, it's one of the Eagles' lesser-known albums, so if the idea is to charge even less for such albums, then I understand what you're getting at.

      My original example was going to be Hotel California, but then I remembered from the Wikipedia entry that that was their best-selling album with original material, so I figured that might not work. (yes, I know I'm lazy...)

    91. Re:Incredible Speaker by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

      I just figured it was another manifestation of the pathetic Apple fanboy inferiority complex, taking potshots at Microsoft at any and all opportunities (he writes as he scans ebay for deals on PowerMacs).

      Or maybe he was referring to the Yamaha scooters?

      All I know is that there's no way I'd share a waxy earbud with anyone else. I wouldn't even ask someone else to put on my supra-aural headphones.

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    92. Re:Incredible Speaker by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with what you say. The original TI-89 still looks good.

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    93. Re:Incredible Speaker by java.bean · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you can tell me exactly how things work at Microsoft and Apple, since you've worked at them both. What groups did you work in? Oh, you're still in college?

      You made it blatantly obvious with this post you don't have a clue what goes on in either Microsoft or Apple.

    94. Re:Incredible Speaker by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No way! The HP-48 is far superior. RPN rocks!

    95. Re:Incredible Speaker by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 1
      > But for now, wireless is a Zuma advangage - right now, the guy can podjack (zumajack?) the pretty girl, then when she likes the song, he can Zuma it to her.


      Except, of course, that she's a lot more likely to have a pink Nano than a brown Zuma.

    96. Re:Incredible Speaker by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 1

      PPC/Pentium: Not the same thing at all. Apple, as a computer maker (but not a chip maker) must rely on other companies for processors. Years ago when they made the transition from 680x0 to PowerPC it made sense, because PowerPC really was faster than the Pentium, and it had a 68LC040 compatibility layer that allowed non-native software to run at full speed.

      PowerPC topped out at the G5, which is a fast chip, but IBM had nothing new in the oven that could compare to Intel's new Core architecture (which also toasts yesterday's Pentiums.) IBM also did little to speedbump the line. Forget about shoehorning a decently-clocked G5 into any laptop. And FreeScale practically gave up on all but embedded processors. Apple was faced with a choice: be leapfrogged by Wintel, or roll out Macintel. Apple was fortunate that with the introduction of each new PPC generation (601, 604, G3, G4, G5), they had something that Intel would have to work pretty hard at to catch up - except that this time, thee was no G6 waiting in the wings.

      Steve made the right choice I think, and it's been seamless. I'm posting now from my new Mac Pro, and apart from the fact that it's an order of magnitude faster, there's no way to tell it's not my trusty ol' G4.

      As for wireless iPods: I think Steve will gloss over it at introduction time, unless Apple's got wireless is doing something new

    97. Re:Incredible Speaker by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 1

      So by that Logic, you're sying I could come up with a new soft drink and call it iPod?

    98. Re:Incredible Speaker by drew · · Score: 1

      Well... I stand corrected.
      Congratulations on your good fortune.

      Not that it really affects me either way. I've met very few women in my lifetime who would care for the music on my iPod. (Well that, and I'm already married, so kissing a random girl who plugged her headphones into my iPod would probably get me into a bit of trouble.)

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    99. Re:Incredible Speaker by initialE · · Score: 1

      That's not the kind of hot wax I wanna be using though.

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    100. Re:Incredible Speaker by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you better believe Microsoft would weep with joy if people started using "Zune" as a verb.

      Don't be too sure: "Man, that company totally zuned itself with that bonehead idea. What kind of a Ballmer do they have running that joint?"

      "Zuned" will be a verb all right. Just like "Osborned" or "Borked".

      -jcr

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    101. Re:Incredible Speaker by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      Last time I checked emusic, not only did it lack DRM, but it lacked ANY artist I was looking for. Now it looks like I have to complete a lengthy enrollment process just to get to the search screen to see what it has.
      Click the "Log In" link on the main page. From the log in page, you can either do a search or begin browsing, without logging in.
    102. Re:Incredible Speaker by gevil · · Score: 1

      Thats true. You better keep your wife. Ah, and we were both with iPods. I heard some of hers, and vice versa. Quite a nice story.

    103. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's Jobs power. He speaks and Mac geeks follow... no matter where. I felt betrayed when the iPod and iTunes came out for PC's, I didn't like the flat new iMac, I was enraged when we moved to Intel, and I thought the iPod boombox was way too expensive. After hearing Steve in the keynotes, I own an intel iMac and an iPod boombox and praise the day the iPod and iTunes came out for PC because it "opened the market up to new users".

      Praise Steve Jobs
      Amen

    104. Re:Incredible Speaker by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Then turn off the iPodHelper service. Again, what's the problem here?

    105. Re:Incredible Speaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, since my PC's iPodService has been disabled since Day 1. I just checked, and sure enough, it's still Disabled. iTunesHelper is similarly in limbo, it was exorcised on Day 1, and only makes an appearance when I update iTunes.

      I suggest you're mistaking "launching iTunes" with "installing iTunes". Running the installer sets up the services. Just running iTunes, as an installed application, does not.

      Personally, I don't understand the fascination with updating to the latest 'n greatest version. Until you need one of the new features, why even update? Bunch of people I know always update to the latest 'n greatest as soon as they comes out, then bitch about problems that get resolved in later releases.

      If you cause your own misery, the only one to blame is yourself.

    106. Re:Incredible Speaker by guet · · Score: 1

      "Zuned" will be a verb all right. Just like "Osborned" or "Borked".

      It's already a verb, meaning 'Caught out by non-portable DRM' :

      http://www.michaelrobertson.com/archive.php?minute _id=219

  2. In other news ... by Bewbewbew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Teenage girls all over America issue restraining orders against Steve Jobs, related to his attempts to "share his earphones" with them.

    1. Re:In other news ... by megaditto · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sure, why not grab a boob before the girl's got up and left!

      A stranger trying to shove his ear-waxy headphones into me is a total turn off, by the way. And who's to say they don't have a heroin-tipped needle in them or something worse (like AIDS).

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    2. Re:In other news ... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 4, Funny
      A stranger trying to shove his ear-waxy headphones into me is a total turn off, by the way. And who's to say they don't have a heroin-tipped needle in them or something worse (like AIDS).
      What a scary world you live in!
      I guess if headphones being inserted are a turn off, any other penetration is right off the menu.
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    3. Re:In other news ... by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

      AIDS transmission via earwax? Please get off the net, Senator Frist.

    4. Re:In other news ... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Please get off the net, Senator Frist.

      ...and stay out of my tubes!!!

      </curmudgeon>

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    5. Re:In other news ... by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

      If you think there's going to be trouble over earphone sharing, imagine when the video and image files start being shared. I have a sneaking suspicion that they won't be sharing CNN pipeline stories and old episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond. Schools have enough trouble keeping internet filters relevant to keep out adult material without dealing with viral wireless file sharing.

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    6. Re:In other news ... by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny
      I guess if headphones being inserted are a turn off, any other penetration is right off the menu.
      In my earholes, yes.
    7. Re:In other news ... by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny
      AIDS transmission via earwax? Please get off the net, Senator Frist.
      you do him an injustice. this is a serious form of the disease, called hearing AIDS.

      (sorry)

    8. Re:In other news ... by Golias · · Score: 1

      I guess if headphones being inserted are a turn off, any other penetration is right off the menu.

      In my earholes, yes.


      Oh, forget it then!

      Once you've done the auricle, you never go back.

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    9. Re:In other news ... by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can it be spread by aural sex?

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    10. Re:In other news ... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      A heroin tipped needle? You say that as if finding a heroin tipped needle in earphones is somehow scarier than finding a needle in earphones.

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    11. Re:In other news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What a scary world you live in!
      I guess if headphones being inserted are a turn off, any other penetration is right off the menu."

      Vaginas have teeth :{

    12. Re:In other news ... by burndive · · Score: 1
      Schools have enough trouble keeping internet filters relevant to keep out adult material without dealing with viral wireless file sharing.

      It's not viral: you can't share something that's been shared to you, meaning everyone has to go to the same dealer if they want access to the Zune pr0n on their own device.

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    13. Re:In other news ... by jamrock · · Score: 1

      "you do him an injustice. this is a serious form of the disease, called hearing AIDS."

      No, Hearing AIDS is what you get from listening to assholes. Cue Bush jokes.

    14. Re:In other news ... by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      What a scary world you live in!

      Plus wasn't the whole podjacking thing named so because you unplug your headphones and plut them into -their- iPod and vice versa? You're using your own headphones...

  3. The master has spoken... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    'By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.'

    Dating advice for using the iPod?! Let's see Bill Gates top that with the Zune!

    1. Re:The master has spoken... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Funny

      ``Let's see Bill Gates top that with the Zune!''

      Nah, I think I'd rather not watch that.

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  4. How Is This News? by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Apple: Jobs Unfazed by Zune ... from the well-he-would-say-that dept.
    How is this news?

    Of course he's 'unfazed' by the Zune. He sits atop a company that currently has massive (and, more importantly, very loyal) fanbase in both computers and portable media players.

    Microsoft is new to this market and I doubt jobs will be afraid of anybody (even Microsoft) in this market. Hell, I'll bet Jobs isn't even concerned about iRiver's or Sony's products even though they seem to have been in the market longer.

    What was he supposed to do? Halt all production and support of iPods at the sight of the Zune and declare that he's beaten? Is he supposed to assume the fetal position and cower and cry when he hears the word 'Zune?' Retreat to the northern woods where he trains night and day so that one day he might come back and beat Microsoft in some other fashion?

    I would be shocked if Jobs said anything otherwise. What's our next headline for Slashdot? Is it going to be "Steve Ballmer's Kids Love Zune"? What about "Jobs Says New Mac Models Are Good"? You gotta keep up those hard hitting headlines.

    The questions in this article are laughable! Interviewer: "Jobs, I've pitched you so many softball questions but in an effort to pitch you another, how can the iPod lose its popularity with Dick Cheney and Queen Elizabeth owning one?" Jobs: "It can't, but let me attempt to be modest as you pop a woody for me." Interviewer: "I know you've only sold millions of iPods so let me attempt to further illustrate how great it is, will it always be about the music?" Jobs: "It's about whatever makes it sell the most."

    Stop humping his leg!

    I think the only way you could worry Jobs is if you made a media device that physically pleasures the user (with nods to Stanislaw Lem). Although Jobs could just fire back that the video playing iPod requires some effort but can meet the same needs.
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    1. Re:How Is This News? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How is this news?

      I would be shocked if Jobs said anything otherwise. What's our next headline for Slashdot? Is it going to be "Steve Ballmer's Kids Love Zune"? What about "Jobs Says New Mac Models Are Good"? You gotta keep up those hard hitting headlines.

      How is this news? Simple: By reading between the lines.

      Every company delivers the same BS of, "We think our competitor provides no real challenge in the market." But if you actually listen to what they're saying, you can hear what they really think about it. Sort of like how Ballmer's denials of Google's importance always come across as, "I want to throw a f#@$ing CHAIR at those Google DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"
    2. Re:How is this news? by krell · · Score: 1

      "What is Jobs susposed to say? "I'm scared, help me!!!" ?

      This is the same Steve Jobs who shit his pants when someone introduced a battery-operated motor scooter.

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    3. Re:How is this news? by clem · · Score: 1

      Wow, imagine what he'd do if someone introduced a battery-operated motor scooter with a built-in colostomy bag.

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    4. Re:How is this news? by rahrens · · Score: 1

      After reading the article you linked to, I don't see where you get the idea that Jobs was somehow afraid of the battery powered scooter.

      I saw a Jobs that was very critical of mostly the business plan, not so much the product, at least not until he got to the design. And design is something thet Steve knows something about.

      In fact, he was right about one thing: the Segway was a bust with the public, but has proven popular with commercial, industrial and police organizations, something Steve suggested they try first.

      Nice try, but your attempt to make Steve look bad was a bust, too.

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    5. Re:How Is This News? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      Hell, I'll bet Jobs isn't even concerned about iRiver's or Sony's products even though they seem to have been in the market longer.

      As a matter of fact I also wouldn't be concerned about Sony (who invented portable music, but at that time it was the arguably most innovative tech company, but I digress) when they come up with a portable music player in 2004, which couldn't even natively understand the MP3 format, in order to force you to their hideous Sonic Stage software and their Connect store.

      Hell! Does anybody even consider using Sony Connect?

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    6. Re:How Is This News? by MythMoth · · Score: 1

      I think the only way you could worry Jobs is if you made a media device that physically pleasures the user

      I just read an article about an attachment for the iPod which is, in every sense of the word, a "plugin". So I don't think it would worry him all that much.

      Pretty disturbing to the rest of us though...

      Link (to the product itself) is definitely not worksafe: OhMiBod

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    7. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He said he was unimpressed, and that he knew design companies that would build "shit in your pants" designs instead. And guess what ? They didn't listen to him, and didn't use such design girms. And guess what ? They failed.

    8. Re:How is this news? by krell · · Score: 1

      "And design is something thet Steve knows something about"

      I guess this means that if the Segway had come encased in translucent blue plastic, it would have been a roaring success.

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    9. Re:How Is This News? by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      >Hell! Does anybody even consider using Sony Connect?

      I do, but it generally involves Kaz Hirai and/or Ken Kutaragi being on the receiving end of a sharped Sony Connect installation CD aimed at their family jewels. Then it becomes Sony DisConnect.

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    10. Re:How Is This News? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      If you want a good indication of the popularity of the iPod, look at all the audio/home theater products that are specifically named and designed to steal away some of Apple's leftover marketing.

      Just this morning I was looking at a HD Radio called the "I-sonic" by Polk Audio. The array of stuff named "i-whatever" is incredible, and the only reason there isn't a thousand products named "something-Pod" is because of trademark violations.

    11. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who actually rode a Segway knows it's a really, REALLY cool machine.

    12. Re:How Is This News? by horati0 · · Score: 1

      I think the only way you could worry Jobs is if you made a media device that physically pleasures the user

      Too late.

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    13. Re:How is this news? by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Scoff if you wish, but I'd bet that the Segway folks'd just love to have the iPod's popularity!

      And you'll notice that not a single iPod is made of translucent blue (or any other color) plastic!

      Whether YOU like it or not, obviously, a lot of other folks do. Get over it.

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  5. Add feature when they can make them work. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apples Strength is that they tend to only add features that people really need and can use. Microsoft just takes whatever people complain about not having and shove it in there doesn't matter if it is really useful or not. Apple knows that people wants wireless access to their iPod but apple won't put it in there until they can find a way to make it right, so it is actually a benefit vs. an expensive feature that people won't use, more then just past the for 1/2 hour for the ohhs and ahhs.
    Lets take a look at virtual screens. OS X is just releasing this as a new feature in its OS next year, Unix/Linux has had this feature for decades. Why now did apple finally release it. Well because there is enough CPU/GPU power to make it so people can understand it and not call and complain about there windows being missing. Or not seeing where they put what. It is about not releasing a feature until it can be made useful. Not just putting in a feature half hazardly jest because people who like buzzwords say they want it.

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    1. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Apples Strength is that they tend to only add features that people really need and can use. Microsoft just takes whatever people complain about not having and shove it in there doesn't matter if it is really useful or not. Apple knows that people wants wireless access to their iPod but apple won't put it in there until they can find a way to make it right, so it is actually a benefit vs. an expensive feature that people won't use, more then just past the for 1/2 hour for the ohhs and ahhs.
      Lets take a look at virtual screens. OS X is just releasing this as a new feature in its OS next year, Unix/Linux has had this feature for decades. Why now did apple finally release it. Well because there is enough CPU/GPU power to make it so people can understand it and not call and complain about there windows being missing. Or not seeing where they put what. It is about not releasing a feature until it can be made useful. Not just putting in a feature half hazardly jest because people who like buzzwords say they want it.


      I like your points. It brings to mind two students that have to write a term paper that has to be 50 pages. One student fills it with crap and changes the font size and spacing until it reaches that 50 pages, thereby fullfilling the minimum. The other student ignores the 50 page requirement and just researches the subject and writes until the paper makes sense. The teacher with any brains (or interest in the subject matter) is going to grade the second student higher. Not all teachers have any brains. Big corporations and especially governments won't take anything other than 50 pages and won't really read it anyway.

      Apple did its homework with the iPod and worked hard for that A. Microsoft glanced over to copy as much as it could, slapped something together, put a pretty font on it, slapped some stickers on it and put it in a nice brown binder. Microsoft gets the C.
    2. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you've pretty much hit it here. Yes, the iPod will eventually support wireless. But when it does, it will support many of the useful features that people are complaining that the Zune doesn't support, such as wireless syncing with your host machine and wireless downloads of purchases. The wireless sharing ability that the Zune features is kind of a nice idea, but it's more gimmicky than anything, IMHO. More like it's another "feature" to add to the side of the box than anything that people will use.

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    3. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the only wireless that I think matters is syncing. Anything else is just a gimmick. If you really want to do wireless right then if you're near a wireless hotspot you should be able to browse songs from your player and download them right on the spot.

    4. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The big issue with wireless (and a bigger screen) is battery life. Apple won't go wireless until they get the battery life down to a reasonable level. And I suspect Apple will implement the REAL reason to go wireless--WiFi syncing with iTunes, or at the least, playback of shared iTunes playlists.

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    5. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ipod doesn't need to support wireless at this point. iTunes + airport express is what you do if you want wireless. Because 90 per cent of the usefulness of wireless is playing your playlists on your home stereo without messing with wires. It's about control, not about sharing.

      Meanwhile whole offices full of iTunes users share their playlists on the local network. Inhouse radio complete with competition for most airplay. Most of the users don't even have iPods, they just bring in their CDs and rip them to iTunes.

      Seriously, unless you're a student or unemployed, you probably spend more time at work than you do sleeping. And if you are working on the factory floor, you aren't likely to be using an iPod or iTunes. Apple's market target is bored office workers, and they've succeeded brilliantly at capturing it.

    6. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Apple did its homework with the iPod and worked hard for that A. Microsoft glanced over to copy as much as it could, slapped something together, put a pretty font on it, slapped some stickers on it and put it in a nice brown binder. Microsoft gets the C.

      But what about next semester, when they get a crappy teacher that sees Microsoft's report with exactly 50 pages, and Apple's high-quality report with 40? Then Microsoft will get an A and Apple will get a C.

      BTW, this isn't made up, either. I had a Health teacher in high school who gave students a grade on their notebooks, based on how many pages it had in it. Students who took lots of notes in HUGE handwriting got good grades, while students with concise notes got bad grades.

    7. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by tfreport · · Score: 1

      Well, my guess is that people will buy the Zune just because it has wireless sharing - even if it doesn't work properly or have anyone to share it with - just because it is what they wanted. They will then complain about how the technology world is going to hell (just like everyone complains America's schools are falling apart). And most of us will shake our heads and say you only have yourself to blame.

    8. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of a difference between Zune's wireless sharing not working well, and America's public schools not working well.

      You can certainly blame consumers for their stupid choices. Especially these days when it's so easy to return opened merchandise to the store because you simply don't like it. If you own a device or product and you think it's a piece of crap, then unless you have a very good reason for continuing to use it, you're probably an idiot. For most goods and services, there are reasonable alternatives available, so if company X's product sucks, then you can get something from company Y instead. If very few people like company X's product, then company X either goes out of business or does something different.

      But the public education system is a little different. It's funded by the taxpayer, so it's not like we have any choice about withholding funding from crappy schools and teachers. And it's run by the government, which in theory is answerable to the voting public. So you can't blame any one person for the schools sucking; it's a problem that our entire society is to blame for, as there's really little that any single individual can do about the problem other than send his/her kids to private school or homeschool (and still be forced to pay for the public schools via taxes). And since many people cannot afford private school or homeschool, you can't blame them for sending their kids to a school that they know is crap.

    9. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      It brings to mind two students that have to write a term paper that has to be 50 pages

      This happened to me at uni. We were given an assignment that had to be "about 20 pages". If I recall correctly it was something to do with researching semiconductor applications for Gallium Arsenide. Well, I researched it and wrote what I found and it came to about 11 pages. My roommate fleshed his out to exactly 20 pages with diagrams and charts and graphs and it all looked very pretty, whereas mine had a few black and white illustrations and a lot of text (nicely formatted I should mention). Anyway, I got 94% for mine, he got 80%. He was pretty annoyed after all the effort he put in and complained to the lecturer. Basically he was told that it was obvious he'd padded his up to 20 pages whereas mine was about as much as could be written about the subject without unnecessary detail or irrelevant material (not perfect, as I fell short by 6%). It was a useful lesson for both of us, because prior to that I'd been sorely tempted to go the "padding" route especially after seeing how good my roommate's report looked. Ever since then I've never done more than I needed to, even if a so-called requirement is "x pages, minimum". In practice these so-called "requirements" are there to force lazy students to try a bit harder.

      Sorry for the off-topic.

    10. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Apples Strength is that they tend to only add features that people really need and can use."

      Yeah, like the contacts feature in the iPod? People really need and can use that. How about an FM radio instead?

      "Apple knows that people wants wireless access to their iPod but apple won't put it in there until they can find a way to make it right..."

      What evidence do you have to support that claim? Apple hasn't said anything to suggest that.

      "Lets take a look at virtual screens...Why now did apple finally release it. Well because there is enough CPU/GPU power to make it so people can understand it and not call and complain about there windows being missing."

      What? CPU/GPU power irrelevant to the issue. Since when have people complained about "windows being missing" with other implementations?

      "It is about not releasing a feature until it can be made useful. Not just putting in a feature half hazardly jest because people who like buzzwords say they want it."

      Says the Apple apologist. If Apple hasn't done it then it can't be good.

    11. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      "Apples Strength is that they tend to only add features that people really need and can use."

      Yeah, like the contacts feature in the iPod? People really need and can use that. How about an FM radio instead?

      Who listens to radio these days? I have not listen to or owned a radio for over five years now. Why do I need to if there is free internet radio stations through iTunes and podcasts for "talk" radio? I'm about to pickup a splitter for my home theatre receiver from my cable provider just for kicks since I realized it has an FM tuner in it but I did not go out of my way to look for that feature.

      "Apple knows that people wants wireless access to their iPod but apple won't put it in there until they can find a way to make it right..."

      What evidence do you have to support that claim? Apple hasn't said anything to suggest that.

      He is referring to how Apple waited to include video support until the low power portable video chipsets were mature and powerful enough and they had content lined up for the iTunes Store. Based on this past behavior, he is speculating that Apple will do the same thing with WiFi. I suspect that Apple will wait until they can use a low power WiFi "N" chipset.

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    12. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Who listens to radio these days?"

      If no one did then radio stations wouldn't be in business. An FM tuner is especially useful for the gym where TV's will modulate their audio. An FM tuner would be a great addition even if you don't personally want it. Hopefully Apple will invent it soon.

      "He is referring to how Apple waited to include video support until the low power portable video chipsets were mature and powerful enough and they had content lined up for the iTunes Store. Based on this past behavior, he is speculating that Apple will do the same thing with WiFi. I suspect that Apple will wait until they can use a low power WiFi "N" chipset."

      I don't know how you can read that into his comments. This is what Steve Jobs when asked if he was worried about Zune:

      "In a word, no. I've seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable."

      First, how do you get that Steve Jobs knows people want WiFi on their iPod out of that? Second, Jobs is spreading FUD by making unsubstantiated claims after admitting that his source is internet demonstrations. Third, he's made an assumption about how social interaction works (and a sexist one at that), and finally, he offers an absurd alternative. These are the words of a marketer, nothing more.

      Regarding the video feature, Jobs said that video was undesirable because the screen was too small, not that video was undesirable because Apple couldn't do it yet. Now, if what you're saying is that Apple has to wait until another company does the work then I can agree with you, but I don't agree with your silly, revisionist spin. Jobs fought the video feature with FUD when he didn't have it, and now he fights WiFi the same way. It has nothing to do with waiting until it can be done right. Are the iPod's perpetual battery issues an example of doing it right?

    13. Re:Add feature when they can make them work. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      If I or you wanted FM radio, there is a third-party add-on that adds that functionality to iPods and Apple supplied firmware hooks to integrate it into the UI. My questions to you are: Why should people like me who do not want that feature pay extra for something we do not want or need? Why should I be encumbered by additional UI entries I have no need for? Why should Apple incorporate this feature if third-parties are already supplying a solution for it?

      One of the iPods strengths has been the third party The WiFi feature is basically useless in its current form. You cannot sync your Zune wirelessly with your computer, you cannot purchase songs from your Zune either and the shared songs can only be played for three days or three plays (whichever comes first). A thirty second exchange of pressing buttons on sending and acceptance/confirmation dialogs plus a 10 second transmission sounds way too geeky to be appealing to the mass market. It requires two people to have Zunes and for them to be interested in sharing music.

      As for you sexism, please stop with your fake righteous indignation. It makes you look effeminate or hypocritical. Sharing an earbud is far more practical and social than clicking on a bunch of impersonal dialog boxes. You sound like you have trouble with personal contact. Does the though of sharing an earbud bother you? Are you germ-phobic?

      Explain to me how you are supposed to get video on the Zune other than finding an encoder converting the files yourself. As it stands, the Zune will not be compatible with any of the "plays for sure" services so where are average joes/janes supposed to get legal video from easily? iTMS offers video content on their site and they have integrated easy syncing/conversion of video blogs for the iPod Video as well. Where do we see these types of features in WMP 11 and the Zune?

      I mentioned 80211.n because syncing wirelessly will require a lot of bandwidth to perform quickly. If Apple does implement wireless features into the iPod in the future, they will need to have a ratified 80211.n standard and a low power chipset to make it feasible to at least sync wirelessly if not purchase songs directly from the iPod without significantly affecting battery life.

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  6. gross! by nikkoslack · · Score: 1

    what person in their right mind would stick and earbud from some hard-legged dude in their ear? that is just gross

    1. Re:gross! by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Well, if she has a Zune* (or an iPod), she could just take her headphones and plug them into your iPod. Now she listens to the music, you are still holding the iPod so you are close together, and there is no sharing of bodily fluids (earwax, in this case).

      *That is, unless the Zune has non-detachable earphones (or ones with a non-standard connector).

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    2. Re:gross! by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      what person in their right mind would stick and earbud from some hard-legged dude in their ear? that is just gross

      Since most people these days have a portable music player, and these days they pretty much all use standard 1/8" stereo headphone jacks, a $5 headphone jack splitter would eliminate that problem. Then you and the person you're sharing the music with can use your own headphones and you can both listen to the music at the same time! *shock and amazement* Or, you know, they could plug their own earphones into your iPod. Either way's still easier than "beaming" a song to your friend's Zune so they can listen to it maximum three times.

  7. Keep looking by otacon · · Score: 1

    If you need a novel way to pick up girls then neither the iPod, nor the Zune will do that for you, sorry, keep looking.

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    1. Re:Keep looking by thatgun · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I've picked up girls this way twice, primarily because they wanted to hear what I was listening to.

      It's really cool! You should try it.

    2. Re:Keep looking by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if I put my tesla coil in a red wagon and wheeled it down hip-20-something street on friday night, asking girls if I could borrow electricity to make toast?
       
      What if I wore a Jack Skellington costume?

    3. Re:Keep looking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haaaa, the "Microsoft Method".

    4. Re:Keep looking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTF LMAO :)

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  8. The sky is falling! by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait, what? Steve Jobs is talking about _girls_? And he works at _Apple_? /me ducks

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    1. Re:The sky is falling! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? Steve Jobs is talking about _girls_? And he works at _Apple_?

      Apparently he talks about girls and dating all the time. He once made an analogy about Apple and not marrying your first girlfriend. Also, he dated all kinds of celebrities like Joan Baez and Diane Keaton before he was married. So, if someone at Apple is going to talk about girls, I guess it might as well be Steve Jobs.

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    2. Re:The sky is falling! by g0at · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? Steve Jobs is talking about _girls_? And he works at _Apple_? /me ducks

      I don't understand how this joke is meant to be funny. I guess if it were Microsoft instead of Apple, it might be. But Apple embodies an image of being sexy and in touch with art and technology for every-day people.

      If it's meant to be amusing that somebody at a computer company talks about girls, Apple is probably the last choice to use as a punchline.

      -b

    3. Re:The sky is falling! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's a homophobic joke. Metrosexuality and all that I guess.

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    4. Re:The sky is falling! by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
      It's a homophobic joke. Metrosexuality and all that I guess.

      Sorry but wouldn't metrosexual be a redundant term if it referred to gay people? Metrosexuals are straight males who are comfortable enough with themselves to display their sense of style and taste to the world. Hot women, especially celebrities, like metrosexual men partly because they want someone that looks good on their arm and because those guys tend to be rich.

      The 17th, 18th and 19th century were full of what could be called metrosexual upper class men. This insecure bullshit is a fairly modern phenomenon.

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  9. Re:a girl? 2 feet away?? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Then again, the average Slashdotter probably doesn't own an iPod and/or Mac. So society is still protected from the basement dwellers. :P

  10. Unfazed? by maxume · · Score: 1

    Really? I would have thought he would praise them for their innovation and talk about what Apple is doing to catch up with Microsoft, a company renowned for being 'in touch' and 'with it', now that five years after the release of the ipod, they finally have something that even comes close.

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    1. Re:Unfazed? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      now that five years after the release of the ipod, they finally have something that even comes close.

      That it even comes close has yet to be seen. I'm definitely not imprsessed by the design, the features offered and the price of the Zune.

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    2. Re:Unfazed? by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      "Shit brown" + "crippled wireless" doesn't "come close" to the iPod. Sorry.

  11. Huh? by iworm · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear.

    Why not just keep both earbuds where they are, enjoy the music, and still stick it in her ear? Or am I misunderstanding something here...?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you're missing an R near the end of your first sentence. That's okay, though, as the sentence parses correctly when spoken aloud.

    2. Re:Huh? by haggie · · Score: 3, Funny

      She'll hear you coming...

    3. Re:Huh? by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 1

      I understand your confusion. This is Slashdot and foreplay is unheard of, which is why sex tends to be unheard of. Grandparent was probably thinking of the tongue.

    4. Re:Huh? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Grandparent was probably thinking of the tongue.

      Now that's a mental picture I really didn't need.

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    5. Re:Huh? by zygote · · Score: 1

      Ear wax?

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  12. Apple being unfazed by Grahl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't there a time when Apple was unfazed by IBM-PCs? :>

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    1. Re:Apple being unfazed by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No.
      the IBM-PCs were strong competition when they left the building. Hence the 1984 commercial (The XT was released in 1993). Also apple was competing many other computer manufactures. What Apple didn't expect where all the "IBM Compatible" systems out there, that allowed developers to create a lot of "IBM Compatible" Programs for them.

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    2. Re:Apple being unfazed by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Hence the 1984 commercial (The XT was released in 1993).

      Nope, XT's were released in 1983 with a whopping 4.77Mhz 8088 processor.

      In 1993 we should have had at least 486's by 1993.

      I'm sure it was just a typo though...

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    3. Re:Apple being unfazed by SpeedyG5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah right after they forced Steve Jobs out of Apple

    4. Re:Apple being unfazed by creepynut · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Pentium was released March 22, 1993.. At least, according to Wikipedia.

    5. Re:Apple being unfazed by blugu64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      We are talking pre mac here....check out this ad that apple placed in the WSJ when the original IBM PC was released back in 81.

      http://www.macmothership.com/gallery/newads2/serio uslyIBM_l.jpg

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  13. How is this news? by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 1

    What is Jobs susposed to say? "I'm scared, help me!!!" ?

  14. Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Good comments, but Jobs does have his own bits of doublespeak. When he says that customers aren't asking for compatibility he's either defining his terms VERY carefully or he's in denial.

    On the other hand he can't say "we can't adopt Microsoft's proprietary DRM instead of our own proprietary DRM because: (A) Microsoft will crush us, and (B) Microsoft's DRM is too effective for customers to put up with... the main reason we can get away with what we're doing in the iTunes Store is because everyone knows our DRM is little more than 'honor system'."

    Though it would be refreshing to hear that/ He could go on with "You know, back before we introduced DRM I pointed out that DRM is basically impossible to make more than 'honor system' anyway, and our success really proves how right I was."

    1. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He's right that, by and large, customers aren't asking for compatibility. Nerds on Slashdot are asking for compatibility. The millions upon millions of laymen who bought the lion's share of iPods barely even realize it's an issue.

    2. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Trillan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because for them (and for me, honestly) it isn't something to "barely even realize" -- it really isn't an issue.

    3. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by PygmySurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the other hand he can't say "we can't adopt Microsoft's proprietary DRM instead of our own proprietary DRM because: (A) Microsoft will crush us, and (B) Microsoft's DRM is too effective for customers to put up with... the main reason we can get away with what we're doing in the iTunes Store is because everyone knows our DRM is little more than 'honor system'."

      Maybe it's actually (C) Microsoft fucked everybody over who went with their PlaysForSure DRM, but we saw it coming, and developed our own system (probably not the reason, but it would be perfectly valid).

      I think Apple knows it's DRM is really a joke, but it's enough to appease the RIAA. Much as Jobs might want to throw that into the RIAAs face, I think he knows the RIAA would be too stupid to agree, and there's no way they'd let Apple strip the DRM from the iTunes store.

    4. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      When he says that customers aren't asking for compatibility he's either defining his terms VERY carefully or he's in denial.

      Okay, which people have been demanding compatibility outside of Slashdotters who think Ogg still matters and Apple competitors who haven't been able to make a better product? iTunes is the software for the iPod, and if you buy music through iTunes, it's clear it's only for the iPod. Don't want to be tied to the iPod, then don't buy iPod music.
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    5. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The millions upon millions of laymen who bought the lion's share of iPods barely even realize it's an issue.

      Are you saying that million of laymen don't fill iPods with songs they buy from iTMS?

      Or that they just don't notice the DRM problem until they suffer a fatal hard drive crash?

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    6. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by ClamIAm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your entire post is absolutely correct. However, the reason this is so is because the millions upon millions do not understand what's happening when these problems crop up. If all of these people understood how DRM is being used to: A) lock them into one device, and B) restrict their freedom, they would definitely start asking for compatability.

      When the middle class knows they've been duped with their spending money, change happens.

    7. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by $1uck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sorry but you're wrong. Yeah, so I bought my gf(not a slashdot-geek) an Ipod for xmas last year My brother (also not a slashdot-geek) figures he would be helpful since I bought my gf an Ipod and get here some giftcards to Napster (why Napster and not Itunes I don't know he didn't tell me his plans). Right there are two people who care about compatibility and realize its an issue.

    8. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Most people, in fact, do not "fill their iPods" with music from the iTunes store. The majority of songs on an iPod are either CD rips -- at whatever audio quality you want -- or well, from "other places." I admit, though, that the hard drive crash is a problem, as is the iPod crash or the accidental erasure of the iTunes library.

      Back up your purchased music, at least.

    9. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 1

      If you're buying from iTunes and DRM isn't an issue for you then either

      (a) a geek who knows how to work around it
      (b) a non-geek who's due for a shock some time down the line, when you find you've sunk significant money into a music collection that doesn't play on your new equipment.

      I *can* work around iTunes DRM, but I choose to buy non-DRM media because it's less hassle, and I don't want to reward a vendor who treats me that way.

    10. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Or that they just don't notice the DRM problem until they suffer a fatal hard drive crash?

      This problem has to do with the fact that hard drives can be unreliable, but it has nothing to do with FairPlay. True, with CDs, the box of CDs in your closet is your backup. But if people are willing to back up their data, then this is not a problem. In fact, Apple is introducing a new back up system with Leopard that is more user friendly, so it isn't as if Apple were not trying to address these problems.

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    11. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by mikeisme77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also support iTunes. I think 99 cents is a fair price to pay for a song (although I do wish more of the money went to artists as opposed to the studios, but that's a whole seperate issue--and something pirating only makes worse). I do have an issue with the DRM being unable to play on my Samsung MP3 player, but there are many, many ways around that (burning to CD and ripping to MP3; using QTFairUse6--technically illegal, but not tracable like downloading from p2p is; or recording the output from a song being played and saving it as an MP3--sloppy and technically illegal, but works "well enough"). Sure the sound quality will suffer a little bit, but its not noticable enough--especially since I mostly just listen to my MP3 player while either working or driving (so the sound is more background music and thus I'm not paying attention to every nuance of it). I've tried other services, but most of them lack the library of iTunes and others just aren't as streamlined (plus, I think iTunes FairPlay DRM is friendlier then Microsoft's PlayForSure).

    12. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by webweave · · Score: 1

      All you have to do to "work around" iTunes DRM is to make a CD copy. How can you get less hassle then buying a song from iTunes and backing it up?

    13. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      For the record, the PlaysForSure DRM (As in the portable bit) is actually called Janus.

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    14. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by mikeisme77 · · Score: 1

      I thought Janus was the Windows Media DRM for subscription services? I may be confused on that point though... The wikipedia entry on it is fairly short and could use some more details.

    15. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on. The buy-burn-rip option is offensively inelegant and wasteful. The DRM workaround I had in mind was JHymn, which is geeky enough that I wouldn't want to talk my Mum through it.

      A stack of audio CDRs is not a sensible backup: they take up too much space, you lose your metadata, you lose some quality (not a massive deal, but galling nonetheless), and re-ripping any significant volume of music is a huge chore -- especially if your backups don't match anything in CDDB.

      You might have the energy for that. I'll be backing up by copying files to a removable HDD.

      "How can you get less hassle then buying a song from iTunes and backing it up?" : buy it, rip it, own it forever, play it anywhere.

      You're saying "but now you have no backup". If you just treat music files as files, they get covered by your existing backup strategy (although admittedly, a digital music collection will push up the size of backup you need).

    16. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by burndive · · Score: 1
      Okay, which people have been demanding compatibility

      The French. They demanded it, and Apple threatened to pull iTMS out of France. Apple won, because they weren't bluffing.

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    17. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Sort of. All PlaysForSure is part of Janus, but Janus is not necessarily PlaysForSure. Or, to put it another way, as far as Microsoft are concerned to PlayForSure the device needs to be able to prove itself to the 'host' system in order to get the licence, which uses Janus.

      This is why I personally like the iPod/iTunes combi if you must have DRM. It plays for sure.

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    18. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      "Come on. The buy-burn-rip option is offensively inelegant and wasteful."

      And the average lay user would give a crap about how "inelegant" this is why?

      Again, you miss the point entirely. Apple's iTunes DRM is not targetted at alpha geeks but rather at the 95% of the market that simply doesn't give a crap about how "inelegant" it is to rip a CD backup of their purchased music. As far as they are concerned the process looks like this.

      1. Pay Apple about $1.00 per song.
      2. make a playlist of your most recently purchased music.
      3. Click the giant "Burn" button
      4. You now own a CD of the music you bought on line.

      They simply don't care that this is inefficient, or that there is some minimal quality loss in the conversion from m4p to aiff. As far as they care they now have a CD of the music they bought on line which they can rip to mp3 or any format they like and use just as they would if they had bought a CD at a bricks and mortar store.

      Nerds are not the market. Most of the time, nerds are not even the market leaders. The market leaders are cool people (notice that this is a nearly disjoint set wrt nerds) and cool people value convenience and style far above digital efficiency. The iPod and iTunes have plenty of convenience and style which is why they continue to be the market leaders.

    19. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll

    20. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by sammy+baby · · Score: 1
      And the average lay user would give a crap about how "inelegant" this is why?


      Here's why: because even if the average user does bother to burn a CD every time he downloads new files (which, by the way, iTunes DRM counts against a maximum number of times you can burn a given track), trying to re-import them back into iTunes will leave the songs without any metadata. So sure: you can go back to the days before Gracenote (or whatever), reimport import however many albums you bought, and just input all the track info by hand, but the rest of us would prefer something that... you know, doesn't suck.

      These aren't issues that only geeks care about. They're issues that only geeks know to care about.
    21. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 1

      A lay user can be offended by inelegance. I think most people can see that converting one file into another by moving it onto a piece of plastic, then moving it off the piece of plastic, ain't right.

      But most non-nerds aren't going to back up at all. And where we came in is that they're the people who will get a shock when they get some other MP3 playing device and find out DRM stops them from using it.

      Him: "My iPod broke and my gran bought me a cool new player to replace it. It's not an iPod but it's still cool. Now, how do I copy all that stuff I bought off iTunes onto it?"
      You: "It's easy. Just burn them all to CD, then rip them again. If you didn't buy whole albums at a time, you'll have to type in the artist and track names yourself."
      Him: "What? I bought 50 albums"
      You: "Then you'll need 50 CDRs and a spare weekend."

      I'd feel cheated. Wouldn't you?

    22. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      You can backup the files an unlimited number of times. The DRM is in the file, who cares where you put it and how many places you put it.

      You can record a specific playlist a maximum number of 3 (or is it 5?) times. Want the same playlist again? Delete it, make it again, you can now burn that same playlist a new 3 (5?) times. There's no counter in the file that counts the number of times it's been burned to an audio CD.

      As for the parent above you, there's no "additionnal loss" by going from an AAC file to an audio CD. It's the same audio that's output by your computer when playing, send to the CD instead of the speakers/headphones.

    23. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....I'd feel cheated. Wouldn't you?....

      No I wouldn't. I'd sell that non-iPod piece of crap to some sucker for cheap and then buy a new iPod. End of problem.

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    24. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by arminw · · Score: 1

      .... I admit, though, that the hard drive crash is a problem,....

      Why is that a problem these days with dirt cheap external hard drives? Just copy your entire user folder (including the DRM music files) to such a drive and then use one of the many sych programs to keep the data on the external disk drive updated. It is not likely that both drives would die simultaneously, especially if the external drive only powered on when it is actually needed. There are also a number of programs that allow the copying of iPod songs back to a computer.

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    25. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 1

      I'd sell that non-iPod piece of crap to some sucker for cheap and then buy a new iPod. End of problem.

      And that's vendor lock in.

      As long as iPods are better than their competitors, you can be complacent about this state of affairs. For the moment, I'll agree that iPods are the best MP3 player out there, or at least the least-worst. But the bigger your DRM'd music collection gets, the more locked in you'll be, and the less Apple will need to worry about retaining your custom.

      I'm guessing from your sentence structure you're young. Do you see the music you buy as something you'll be listening to in 60 years time? I know I always have. Is it entirely beyond your imagination that anybody but Apple will ever improve on the iPod?

    26. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      The "issue" mentioned was compatibility. DRM is an aspect of that, but only an aspect.

      Compatibility is not much of an issue. An iPod car adapter puts tunes in a car, and without requiring burning CDs of MP3 music. It's a better solution - the iPod is a lot more flexible than most car decks. Likewise, streaming to a home stereo system is a matter of getting an AirPort Express and running a headphone-to-RCA hookup between them. Again, a better solution.

    27. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by ThePiMan2003 · · Score: 1

      However you then have the same problem that your record collection has. Lots of records, and no way to play them on modern equipment (Yes I realize they still make record players, even ones that use lasers instead of needles.) I can still use my old record player, and you can use your IPOD forever. However, new technology does obsolete old technology time to time.

    28. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no quality loss going from m4p to aiff - there is a quality loss re-compressing the aiff to aac, thou...

      An audio CD burned from your m4p's will have the exact same bitstream on it as the bitstream going from iTunes.app to the 16-bit audio codec feeding the headphone port...

    29. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      Here's why: because even if the average user does bother to burn a CD every time he downloads new files (which, by the way, iTunes DRM counts against a maximum number of times you can burn a given track), trying to re-import them back into iTunes will leave the songs without any metadata.

      Apologies for nitpicking, but two points: iTunes DRM doesn't count the the maximum number of times you can burn a given track, only the maximum number of times you can burn a given playlist, and any individual track can be put into any number of playlist and burned as many times as one likes; also, reimporting the songs back into iTunes will not in fact leave them without metadata. iTunes remembers a CD that's been in the computer before, and if it had any metadata then it'll have it now. If you put in a brand-new CD that it's never encountered before and add the tags (either typing it in or getting it from CDDB), it'll show up for that disc the next time you insert it; similarly, it'll remember the data for audio CDs you burn of tracks from iTunes.

      Moreover, this concern assumes the point of the burn is for reripping to get around the DRM, which it may not even be. Believe it or not, there are still people in the world who occasionally listen to music via CD players.

    30. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      Okay, which people have been demanding compatibility outside of Slashdotters who think Ogg still matters and Apple competitors who haven't been able to make a better product?

      The people who bought Real's "Harmony" plug-in for the iPod that allowed it to play content from Rhapsody, for one chunk of folks who want compatibility between iPod DRM and other people's. They still don't understand that DRM doesn't work, of course... the ones who do "get it" are following Apple's earlier advice, the stuff Michael Eisner said "encouraged piracy" (because of course Disney considered (and still considers) all kinds of protected "fair use" to be unethical at the least).

      iTunes is the software for the iPod, and if you buy music through iTunes, it's clear it's only for the iPod.

      Ah, that would be why you can "Mix" it, Burn" it to CD and "Rip" it in MP3, WMA, AAC, OGG, FLC, or whatever else you want. Now who ran an advertising campaign using those words?

      Eisner accused the computer industry of considering piracy its new "killer app." He singled out Apple's "Rip, Mix, Burn" ad campaign of 2001 as an example of this type of behavior. -- Macworld, 2002

    31. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Blimey85 · · Score: 1

      If only he'd given her the Soulseek installer on a disk... she could have gotten so much more use out of it... with no compatibility problems at all. ;)

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    32. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by flight_master · · Score: 1

      I agree. The comments on /. are sometimes rediculous - People really DONT care about how to circumvent copyright protection. You buy an iPod, install iTunes on your computer, buy songs, and put them on the iPod - off you go. And frankly, that's all there's to it.

      Geeks: get a life!

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    33. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by DECS · · Score: 1
      The "iTunes/iPod requires DRM" Myth

      we all know it doesn't.

      The iTunes Vendor lock-in myth:

      - because in the 70s, our songs weren't locked into 8-tracks and LPs

      - because in the 80s, our songs weren't locked into cassettes (and taping records introduced no sound quality loss)

      - because in the 90s, our songs weren't locked into CDs (and recording CDs to tape introduced no sound quality loss)

      - because since the CD, music hasn't come under attack from the draconian DRM forced into DAT, MiniDisc, DVD-Audio, WMA and ATRAC.

      Please stop repeating the bullshit that iTunes feather-weight DRM is breaking your back. You are either an industry shill pining for real DRM, or a clueless communist who demands that the world entertain them for free. Either way, you're wasting valuable oxygen just to spew out the same old myths repeatedly.

      10 iPod vs Zune Myths

      10 Ways Microsoft can Salvage their iPod Killer

      Why Microsoft Can't Compete With iTunes

    34. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Kyro · · Score: 1

      Nice Macbook Pro you got there! Is it the 2.16 GHz Core Duo one?

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    35. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 1

      The "iTunes/iPod requires DRM" Myth

      we all know it doesn't.


      We are talking specifically about iTunes Music Store, which does foist DRM on you. I do own an iPod, I set iTunes to rip to MP3, and I'm perfectly happy with that portable, non-DRM solution.


      The iTunes Vendor lock-in myth:

      - because in the 70s, our songs weren't locked into 8-tracks and LPs

      - because in the 80s, our songs weren't locked into cassettes (and taping records introduced no sound quality loss)

      - because in the 90s, our songs weren't locked into CDs (and recording CDs to tape introduced no sound quality loss)


      These do not represent vendor lock-in. Vendor lock-in means you've bought yourself into a position where you can't change vendor. For example, a company that's invested so much in Windows applications that it's all but impossible for them to consider migrating to a different OS. LPs, cassettes, CDs were all open cross-industry standards: if your Sony turntable broke, you could replace it with a Phillips turntable and all your old records would continue to work.

      All of these technologies allowed you to buy music and continue using it forever, without locking you into a vendor. They didn't allow lossless copies, because that was not a reasonable expectation given the technology available at the time.


      - because since the CD, music hasn't come under attack from the draconian DRM forced into DAT, MiniDisc, DVD-Audio, WMA and ATRAC.


      And because it's come under attack before, we should now roll over and accept it? I had a MiniDisc, and I was stung by its copy protection while trying to do perfectly reasonable things (specific example, compile a musical intros quiz). That experience is one of the reasons I avoid DRM'd content now, and warn others about it.

      Look, there is one simple fact, not a myth, which I think many Apple customers sinking hundreds of dollars into iTMS are unaware of:

      If you have a significant amount of music purchased from iTMS, then to listen to it on a portable device you will either have to buy Apple devices for the rest of your life, or one day you will have to go through an inconvenient and potentially illegal protection stripping exercise.

    36. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by mpaque · · Score: 1

      Its C.

      Microsoft has been signing up companies to license it's WMA DRM for their players, getting all those companies to pay license fees, and agree to provide Microsoft with sample gear for 'PlaysForSure' testing, and also getting them to sign a license agreement to hold Microsoft harmless for any Intellectual Property violations (patents, design infringement, copyright, etc.)

      There was just no way Apple would sign that license agreement. Give Microsoft copies to knock off in advance, and agree to hold them harmless (never sue) for any IP violations? No way.

    37. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by slim · · Score: 1

      People really DONT care about how to circumvent copyright protection. You buy an iPod, install iTunes on your computer, buy songs, and put them on the iPod - off you go. And frankly, that's all there's to it.

      Geeks: get a life!


      We're only trying to help. That "frankly, that's all there is to it" works until your iPod dies; it fails or you get bored of it, you want something new. Want to try some other brand of player? Say goodbye to your iTMS purchases, or start burning and re-ripping.

      If you're thinking "that's OK, I'll never want a non-Apple music player", then please accept my sympathy for your lack of imagination. Never is a long time, technology changes fast, and music ought to be an investment.

    38. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by DECS · · Score: 1

      I understand that vendor lock in = vendor + lock in.

      What I was pointing out is that the glorious idea of music that lasts forever for generations by being enshrined in the perfect medium is simply a fallacy. Every decade of the previous several generations has music locked up in a format that is basically obsolete.

      Quick, find an 8-track, I want to listen to the Carpenters. Oh fuck it, I'll save time and effort downloading it from iTunes for $0.99.

      You can talk about multiple vendors of record players, but realistically, its easier to run Amiga software today than it is to find a record player and use it to put your LP music on your iPod. Ten years ago, proprietary Amiga software was impossible to run on a PC; now it can be run easily in some spare cycles of an emulator. No barrier.

      Ten years from now, Fairplay will be no larger barrier to playback than having your music in MP3 or Ogg. In fact, I predict it will be far easier to playback 2006's pop music, bought from iTunes, than it will be to figure out how to find a way to play back your perfectly ripped Ogg files. And very possibly, it will be tough to find a working CD player.

      The attacks on the CD were unreasonable and prevented normal and fair use. The great potential of technologies like DAT and MD were totally squandered by paranoid media companies who thought they could contain reality under a draconian license. The CD-ROM blew away everything they tried to accomplish, just as P2P file sharing did a few years later, and just as Fairplay did to WMA.

      I believe Fairplay is fair. Try to destroy decoy DRM it at your own peril. There is no real mainstream market possible in music and movies that can be easily distributed at no cost and with infinite restrictions. P2P users have proven that. Give me 30 GB of MP3 music and I'll hapilly enjoy it all without thinking about the artists who wrote and performed it. Am I bad? Probably. Fairplay means I'll pay for music, just as the clerk at 7-11 emsures I pay for my candy bars, and just like the inventory tags prevent me from shoplifting from big conglomerate retail corporations.

      Anyone who thinks DRM can only be bad is just a simple person trying to live in a much simpler world than we actually do.

      READRDM!
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    39. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not just an iTunes customer...

      I'm also a seller.

    40. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by garote · · Score: 1

      "Come on. The buy-burn-rip option is offensively inelegant and wasteful. The DRM workaround I had in mind was JHymn, which is geeky enough that I wouldn't want to talk my Mum through it."

      Unfortunately JHymn doesn't work so well just now. There is hope: haxx04rs have been able to intercept raw unencrypted AAC frames from ITunes 6 and 7, but this rudimentary work hasn't made it up into the handy Java UI that JHymn sports. As for the buy-rip-burn option, I agree that it's inelegant and time consuming, but I'd like to point out your tacit assumption that you'd be importing the music back in to the computer. Once you burn an audio CD with iTunes, the DRM is basically defeated, if you have any practical use for the item you've just created (gift, boombox, car changer, etc). If you want to go back into the computer you can either import is as Apple Lossless in the case of iTunes, or FLAC in the case of anything else, and though your file is larger than it was you essentially suffer no loss of quality for your trouble, and the DRM is still gone. This all begs the question though: Why in the hell would you ever buy music through the iTunes store if you weren't going to at least keep it in iTunes? It's just nonsensical.

      And it's nonsensical for a very good reason: Apple doesn't want to sell you music that plays anywhere. (And just because you can make it so, doesn't mean they'll encourage it.) And people know it. By and large, when a consumer makes a purchase in the iTunes store their intent is to make the music available in iTunes, and then typically on their iPod. Not available anywhere, but available in iTunes - to do with as they wish from within the confines of what iTunes allows. Yes, it's a different paradigm than owning CDs or records, and it has different restrictions. But think about how little sense CDs and records made, in their own way: You buy this plastic thingy, so you can stick it in this other electric thingy, and then the sound you want to hear comes out. Lose either one and the sound is lost. Oh, and the plastic thingy costs 50 cents to manufacture, but by paying 15 bucks for it you're actually buying a license to hear the sound it makes and by the way the process of making an identical backup copy is totally illegal according to that license.

      To make a long story short, "buy-burn-rip" is an inelegant backup method, yes - just like a VCR is a totally inelegant method for preserving your DVDs. You've gone and transmorgrified them during the backup process. Why? To what end?

      "You might have the energy for that. I'll be backing up by copying files to a removable HDD."

      Risky ... consider burning DVDs through iTunes 7's progressive backup feature. It saves _all_ metadata. Only took me ... let's see ... 29 DVDs to get it all (lossless ripping)! Then you can stick all those in a booklet and make a really awesome gift of them to a friend, on the condition that they return the booklet if your HD gets hosed. :)

      "How can you get less hassle then buying a song from iTunes and backing it up?" : buy it, rip it, own it forever, play it anywhere.

      You must realize that "buy it, rip it, own it forever, play it anywhere" is actually more of a hassle, and also misleading. Consider that if you buy music through the iTunes store, you effectively combine "buy it" and "rip it" into a single operation, and that "play it anywhere", of course, still applies. Your iPod goes anywhere. And you can burn a CD in the terribly unlikely event that you go somewhere and decide to play your music "out loud" and the device at hand does not have a line-in jack. As for "own it forever", look around you: Music containers are fickle. Where are the car 8-track players? The cassettes? The good sounding record players? How long before your vinyl warps and the tin in your CDs oxidizes? DRM workaroun

    41. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by jcr · · Score: 1

      maximum number of times you can burn a given track You can burn a track as many times as you want. The limit is on how many times you can burn a particular playlist. Not much of an issue for home users, but it would be bloody inconvenient for anyone who was trying to use iTunes to do bulk duplication. -jcr

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    42. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I think Apple knows it's DRM is really a joke, but it's enough to appease the RIAA Exactly. If it were up to ANY hardware manufacturer, there would be no DRM. -jcr

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    43. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Okay, which people have been demanding compatibility outside of Slashdotters who think Ogg still matters and Apple competitors "

      People with large wma encoded collections? (you fucking idiot)

    44. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      Don't see you on eMusic.com, though.

    45. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      If it were up to ANY hardware manufacturer, there would be no DRM. -jcr ... if it were up to any hardware manufacturer but Sony, you mean.

    46. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      As long as iPods are better than their competitors, you can be complacent about this state of affairs.

      Yep, and in the meantime, I'm making MP3 backups of the 600 or so songs I've gotten from iTunes (more than half of them freebies). I dunno, maybe I'm just strange because I try to look out for myself and don't expect others to do so.

      The iTunes Store's DRM is pretty light and, in truth, fairly reasonable for non-zealots. And with the burn-rip solution, you also get a hardcopy backup, which is not such a bad habit for people to get into anyway.

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    47. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using you own words against you....

      who's to say apple will NEVER license their DRM to other players?

      if someone got a tasty share of the portable music player market, I think Apple would license it to them.

      as it stands now, other manufacturers are getting the same support they've given Apple for years...none.

      Never is indeed a long time.

    48. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      You're right. Right now, in addition to plastic aluminum-reflective disk style, it's only available at the following electronic locations (date reflects when the distributor received it):

      MusicNet December 9, 2005
      MusicIsHere December 30, 2005
      Apple iTunes February 19, 2006
      MOD Systems April 24, 2006
      MusicNow April 27, 2006
      Arvato May 6, 2006
      AudioLunchbox May 10, 2006
      BuyMusic May 10, 2006
      Chondo May 10, 2006
      Bitmunk May 10, 2006
      Choice Records May 10, 2006
      Daiki May 10, 2006
      Sony Connect May 12, 2006
      Destra May 29, 2006
      WrapFactory June 1, 2006
      PlayIndies June 9, 2006
      Rhapsody June 19, 2006
      PayPlay June 19, 2006
      Sonific June 29, 2006
      MP3-Extension July 11, 2006
      MSN Music July 14, 2006
      Inprodicon July 20, 2006
      Liquid Digital Media July 20, 2006
      GreatIndieMusic July 20, 2006
      iSound July 20, 2006
      MPGreek August 5, 2006
      MP3tunes September 21, 2006
      Napster October 5, 2006
      Tradebit October 6, 2006
      Interia October 6, 2006
      GroupieTunes October 14, 2006

    49. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Sony is also a content distributor. I expect that it is the content side of Sony that pushes all the DRM on the hardware side.

      Sony is quite a schizophrenic company. On one side you have the hardware guys trying to make equipment people will buy, and on the other you have content producers trying to make you buy their content...

    50. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by mcmaddog · · Score: 1

      FYI, there is no 'maximum number of times you can burn a given track' with iTunes. It limits the number of times you can burn a playlist, but any individual track can be burned limitless times in other playlists.

    51. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by flight_master · · Score: 1

      Music an investment? Quite right, but you sound like my parents who used to complain about not being able to play 45rpm records. (Did I mention, they were copied to CDs a long time ago, and are now playing in the stero).


      Remember that the market which the iPod is targeting is the late-teen, early-twenty crew. The music most of us (read: us; yes I'm 18, just not normal :P ) listen to has no value in a year, never mind 10 years from now. I mean really, how long can you stand My Hump by the Black-Eyed Peas?


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    52. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by platypussrex · · Score: 1

      which, by the way, iTunes DRM counts against a maximum number of times you can burn a given track

      Not true. You can burn individual tracks an unlimited number of times. What has a limit is a specific playlist. Once you burn your limit all you need to do is change one song in the list, and the limit starts over.

    53. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's impressive coverage...

      Hmmm...

      You need to upload an image for last.fm.

    54. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      Wow. That's impressive coverage...


      It's all thanks to CD Baby. I can't say enough good things about them. I get $0.637 per $0.99 iTunes music store download, I get to name the price of my CD, and they pretty much do all of the rest of the work for $50. Yeah, it's a vanity label, but I wasn't expecting to hit the Billboard Top 50 or anything.

      Although The Scotsman Unbound might have kind of potential as an offbeat pop hit. Maybe as a Dr. Demento submission.

      You need to upload an image for last.fm.


      Yep. I've had it on my to-do list for a while now, but I haven't taken any time to promote the CD other than, well, occasionally making posts to Slashdot linking to the album. :)

    55. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      Although The Scotsman Unbound might have kind of potential as an offbeat pop hit. Maybe as a Dr. Demento submission.

      Just listening to the sample on iTMS I know EXACTLY what that is.

      I suspect that I've heard between fifty zillion and a oodleplex covers of that song.

      You ought to look at eMusic. Admittedly, they only charge 25c a track at the subscription rate if you use all your monthly quota, but because it's use-it-or-lose-it I find myself buying stuff there just in case I run out, then buying extra downloads anyway... so there's a lot of musicians who've gotten my money through them that I'd never have tried on iTunes. And I hit iTunes before I think about plastic...

      And they're not just a vanity distributor. I've got tracks by Art of Noise, Cocteau Twins, Kitaro, Coldplay, and Maurice Jarre from there... and their Jazz collection is excellent.

    56. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your brother gave Napster as a gift, he deserves a good cockpunch.

      Frankly, I'd be HAPPY if my music player didn't work with the crap Napster is selling. The only reason they haven't fallen on their ass already is because they use the RIAA like an ATM - the RIAA wants "DRM'd music rental" to catch on.

      The RIAA's overall goal is to get to the point where people pay them every single time a song is played. Napster fits into this goal as a half step to that point, because people don't "buy" anything.

    57. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      I suspect that I've heard between fifty zillion and a oodleplex covers of that song.


      So somewhere between 2%-4% of the total number of covers made of it, then? ;)
    58. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm not THAT much of a completist.

      Gotta leave time for all the covers of Greensleeves and The Wind Beneath my Wings.

    59. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      Gotta leave time for all the covers of Greensleeves and The Wind Beneath my Wings.


      Ha! Talk about having your work cut out for you. :)
    60. Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      No, the process looks like this:

      1. Pay Apple about $1.00 per song.
      2. Connect your iPod to the computer.
      3. You now have the music you bought online on your iPod.

      The number of people who use iTunes Store but have no iPod is probably very small.

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  15. Re:a girl? 2 feet away?? by lewp · · Score: 1

    Wireless headphones, baby. You can stay in the living room with mom, while I'm in the basement.

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  16. Cachet? by AddressException · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, the iPod will really start to lag if it loses it's cache!

  17. Earphone sharing... by krell · · Score: 1

    "Earphone sharing will prove a more potent force for social networking than the iPod rival's wireless song-sharing feature, he reckons"

    Not to mention social diseases as well. "Remember: Wipe the Wax! This public service announcment brought to you by the Department of Public Health".

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  18. Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beaming by d0n+quix0te · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just as geeky as the 90's version of uncool, tragically unhip, business dudes and engineers beaming business cards to each other. The novelty will wear off after 2 tries. The only people who will do it are going to be geeks... Oh wait, the geeks are going to buy an Ogg Vorbis player made by a Taiwanese company that nobody's heard off....

    The only people who will use this feature are going to be the dorks working in Microsoft's Zune division who came up with this non-feature... well, at least until they get laid off....

  19. Is Steve Jobs a pimp or what by theaddkid.com · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just screams pimp to me. "You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.'" Steve "huggy bear"Jobs

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    1. Re:Is Steve Jobs a pimp or what by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      This is why the iPod is winning... its a device to get you laid first, music player second, and amazingly it does well at both tasks. But really, how is a music player like Zune going to compare with something that gets you laid?

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  20. Cheney and Quooey Too own one iPod. by krell · · Score: 1

    "how can the iPod lose its popularity with Dick Cheney and Queen Elizabeth owning one?""

    They own one? That must explain the earphone sharing, and all the trans-atlantic plane flights. You'd think that each would be rich enough to afford their own iPod.

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    1. Re:Cheney and Quooey Too own one iPod. by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      To my knowledge, the reigning monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc. has never been referred to as Quooey Too.

      Those in the know, however, call her Brenda.

      iqu :P

  21. Trick of words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Jobs conveniently ignores that people also have two headphones with the Zune.

    To the contrary, he panders to some cliche of the socially inept nerd who _will in situations where iPod users share an earplug, instead insist on Zuning the song across_. I don't really like that.

    The functionality is in addition to that the iPod has. In addition to the (often girl-involving) set of situations where sharing an earplug is nice, you get the entirely different set of situations where someone might appreciate having one of your songs. And to be fair I think the first set is bigger than the second, but all features are appreciated.

    1. Re:Trick of words by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, he points out how lame the feature is because of how long and complicated the process is, when it's just easier to share an earbud. And if someone wants one of your songs, they're going to do what every iPod user does and simply ask for the actual MP3 by email or IM.

      In other words, the Zune WiFi feature is a little useless and cumbersome compared to the more obvious solution of just sharing a bud.

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    2. Re:Trick of words by 0xC2 · · Score: 1

      In the situation given, I think wireless casting is preferable. What is the kick in two people listening to the same song, but not in sync? And I (personally) don't want other people's songs crapping up my player. However, I'd more likely like to get in on a mini-cast in a social setting. Then if I like it, have the option to save the title so that it would automatically download from a music store.

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  22. yes but.. by sux0rz · · Score: 1

    Earphone sharing definitely gets you closer to her for a minute or two, but transferring an mp3 to her she can listen to 3 times w/ your phone number in the title. Priceless.

    1. Re:yes but.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Just tell her your phone number while she has your earwax-encrusted earbud in her ear. If you're sharing wax, you can share numbers.

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    2. Re:yes but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right...the one titled "867 5309"

  23. Re:Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beam by Slurms · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wireless sharing for the Zune is not about sharing songs with a girl in a bar. It is entirely about giving Starbucks a means for sending you commercials disguised as "zune-casts" when you walk into their shop.

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  24. Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's nothing cool about handing out business cards whether it's physical paper or digital data. Cool isn't even on the screen.

    Beaming cards was mainstream... I had a wrecker driver wave a palm at me when he was towing my car in 2000... until the iPaq finally got a fast enough processor in the ARM to make Microsoft's handheld OS usable, and Palm lost the plot and tried to turn the Palm into the same kind of "laptop replacement" device Microsoft was pushing. Pocket PCs wrecked beaming.

    Why?

    The Pocket PC makes beaming business cards a cumbersome trial that only the geeky can handle. You had to navigate multiple menus, switch modes in the receiving device, and wait, and wait. The Palm made it simple and automatic... just hold one button down and it Just Works, and works *quickly*.

    So the question is... will the Zune make beaming music "a cumbersome trial" or "simple and automatic"? How long will it take?

    1. Re:Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      So the question is... will the Zune make beaming music "a cumbersome trial" or "simple and automatic"?
      I'm sure there'll be no chance of pressing the wrong button.
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    2. Re:Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there'll be no chance of pressing the wrong button.

      All the buttons on the Zune are the wrong button.

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    3. Re:Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they've already missed the point of why people would want wireless in a portable music player. Rather than sending the song so that it can be saved and played 3 times, there should basically be a "share what I'm listening to" option and a "listen to what someone is sharing" option. How hard can it be to basically add a shoutcast server/client?

      But no, they've decided to go the heavily DRMd file-sharing route, which will no doubt be convoluted and next to useless.

    4. Re:Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by argent · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wasn't endorsing the Zune, I just don't think that beaming business cards is the droid you're looking for.

      I think they've already missed the point of why people would want wireless in a portable music player. Rather than sending the song so that it can be saved and played 3 times, there should basically be a "share what I'm listening to" option and a "listen to what someone is sharing" option. How hard can it be to basically add a shoutcast server/client?

      Oooh, you're right. That would solve the license issue because the receiving device would be listening to the stream from nearby Zunes *only*, and only while it was playing. It would be conceptually like hooking the Zune to a speaker that plays at a frequency only dogs can hear.

      They would still need to have some kind of mechanism to keep people from logging the stream to disk, but it wouldn't need to be as sophisticated as a new DRM scheme... existing mechanisms for protecting streams between trusted devices would be sufficient.

    5. Re:Mod parent -1 miss-the-point by argent · · Score: 1

      All the buttons on the Zune are the wrong button.

      In Redmond, the Zune presses YOUR button.

  25. Think inside the box, Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What if the woman has a Zune and I have such a raging iPod at that moment?

  26. I'm with Taco by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    This is lame. Go for the Nomad instead.

    But seriously - the iPod seemed lame compared to Creative's nomad when it first came out. Yet it suceeded. Why? What does it have that all the mp3 players that cane out before and cost less lack?

    1. Re:I'm with Taco by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      Tt has finesse.

      This is important to the average user.

      Me?, I'm stuck in my ways and lazy.

      This means i have an iaudio because it's the only thing that will play my flacs without converting them.

      I encode important stuff in flac, otherwise I use ogg!

      My other uses a ipod and there is some nice features I wish my iaudio had. However byond the flac problem also hate giving up control and ipod/itunes does this. I want to manage my files my way damn it! Yews this means I also use firefox/thunderbird on my mac rather than the apple offerings!

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    2. Re:I'm with Taco by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      Um... is that one of the features of the zune?
      I was pretty sure that one of the many things people were bitching about was included wifi w/out the ability to do something so completely intuitive.

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    3. Re:I'm with Taco by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I has iTunes Music Store, that's what. It also has good comptuer side software (which was a major problem with many early MP3 players), enough storage to be useful (although the Nomad wasn't in this camp, many of its contemporaries were), and it has an easy to use interface that doesn't require you to be a geek to understand.

      It also doesn't have many of the features those other players have, but on the other hand many of those features were ones an average person is never going to use anyway.

      That's not to say the iPod is perfect. At the very least iTunes is highly deficent in the lack of an ability to synchronize music libraries between two different computers that are both authorized for the same account. This makes it a PITA to buy music on iTMS and then load it onto a laptop, or vice versa. Worse, you can only sync an iPod to one comptuer, so unless you are very careful to only buy the music on that one computer, you will have to transfer the files manually. What should be a very simple operation turns out to be really really annoying. Shame on Apple for making this so difficult.

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    4. Re:I'm with Taco by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's minimalist and fun to use, and it's cool-looking, which people like in a music player. Tech geeks like to call that trendy and flashy, but these are the same people who ran Winamp with a dozen flashy skins in the 90s. The clickwheel is neat, and people who haven't seen it before are always impressed, even though it's really just a circular touchpad. The way it's implemented in the interface is cool and fun to them.

      It's just a neat, fun little device. It's really not more complicated than that (which accurately describes the iPod itself).

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    5. Re:I'm with Taco by noewun · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What does it have that all the mp3 players that cane out before and cost less lack?

      Ease of use and style. Unfortunately, these things mean very little to some of Slashdot's technocentric readership, so they are constantly overlooked as unimportant, or, at times, it is implied that anyone who chooses ease of use and style over maximum features and geek cred is stupid.

      The iPod succeeds because it tackles a very narrow set of problems very well. It makes managing and listening to large music (and now video) libraries very, very easy. It doesn't try to pack in a lot of the bells and whistles which would detract from its primary purpose. Because of this, the people who designed the hardware and software were able to focus their efforts on a very few tasks instead of trying to tie together several separate and disparate functions on one machine. Why is this important?

      Because most consumers want a device which is 1) easy to understand and 2) easy to use. The technofetishism which attracts a lot of the serious geek crowd is of no value to them. So, while the iPod wasn't the first mp3 player, and it lacks features found on some other players, the combination of the iPod, iTunes and good industrial design makes for a killer combo. My technologically clueless brother can use his iPod with no problems and no confusion. He doesn't have to read much of a m anual to use one, or pop through a lot of mensnus in a creaky interface. He can simply copy all his playlists from iTunes to the iPod and listen. The reason for the iPod's success us that the Nomad is a device. The iPod is a well thought out product.

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    6. Re:I'm with Taco by Stormwatch · · Score: 1
      This is lame. Go for the Nomad instead.
      Yeah, I'd get a Nomad as well...
    7. Re:I'm with Taco by Pensacola+Tiger · · Score: 1
      At the very least iTunes is highly deficent in the lack of an ability to synchronize music libraries between two different computers that are both authorized for the same account. This makes it a PITA to buy music on iTMS and then load it onto a laptop, or vice versa.

      Stipulated.

      A possible workaround involves an external HDD of sufficient capacity to hold the iTunes library. Then, either
      1. Keep the library on the external drive and mount it on whatever computer you want to use, or
      2. Make the desktop library the master and transfer the library to the laptop periodically.

    8. Re:I'm with Taco by Deadguy2322 · · Score: 0

      I have come to the conclusion that so many geeks bitch about the increase control (and labour) involved in drag-and-drop music management being "Superior" to iTunes. It is because they are little less-than-nothings at work, and are ignored socially, to the point where they must exert their domain over any device in their lives, rather than actually benefit from technology.

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    9. Re:I'm with Taco by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "The reason for the iPod's success us that the Nomad is a device. The iPod is a well thought out product."

      Really? Then why is it so hard to find the off switch?

      Face it, the iPod isn't really any different to learn how to use than any other player. I've watched the non-technical customer in the Apple store being taught how to use one. Fully half the hours spent at the Genius Bar are for iPod problems and tutoring. I had a Creative product and a 1G iPod back in the day. The iPod was prettier, smaller, and had a nicer screen but it wasn't any easier to learn and it had very low capacity (along with no PC support). iPod's ease of use is overblown and what value it has comes from the jog wheel which was taken directly from VCRs. The menu interface itself wasn't the big selling point. The iPod was sold as a lifestyle device that played to the superiority complex of mac users and Jobs said at the time that supporting PCs with the iPod defeated the purpose.

    10. Re:I'm with Taco by noewun · · Score: 1
      Really? Then why is it so hard to find the off switch?

      It doesn't need an off switch. Turns itself off automaticaly after a few minutes of inactivity.

      As for the rest of your comment, where's the "recycled rant" tag when I need it?

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    11. Re:I'm with Taco by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "It doesn't need an off switch. Turns itself off automaticaly after a few minutes of inactivity."

      No it doesn't. The iPod can't ever be turned off. The screen is blanked and that's it (and yes, there's a way to do it).

      "As for the rest of your comment, where's the "recycled rant" tag when I need it?"

      And just as true now as it ever was. If only there was a "recycled rant" tag for every time someone claims that Apple products are easier to use.

    12. Re:I'm with Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't. The iPod can't ever be turned off. The screen is blanked and that's it (and yes, there's a way to do it).

      Yes it does. Initially the screen is blanked, and then for longer periods it turns off. That's why it will sometimes take 20 seconds or so to boot if you have left it unused for a day or more. THERE IS NO NEED FOR AN OFF SWITCH.

  27. Jobs, the wingman ;-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.'""

    Amen, once you have a lovely lady listening to TWiT with you, asking her if she'll join you for dinner is easy ;-) I mean you've already shared ear wax, compared to that, dinner is piece of cake ;-)

  28. Uploading not Sharing by Peregr1n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Steve Job has intentionally missed the point. Yes, the whole sharing thing is pointless and won't be used. But Wi-Fi will be the future (hopefully for iPods too) for uploading music to the device and playing back to speakers.

    For example, I play music from my MacBook wirelessly to my speakers through my AirPort Express (yes, I'm an Apple fanboy) a lot. I really wish I could do the same, but from my iPod, so I don't have to power up the MacBook. If iPod had Wi-Fi - ta da! Problem solved.

    I think Steve knows this is the future but is spreading a little FUD about the Zune. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the next generation of video iPod has wi-fi - carefully timed to arrive with the iTV - so it can play video wirelessly too. It's the next logical step.

    1. Re:Uploading not Sharing by goMac2500 · · Score: 1

      When the Zune can play music via WiFi over my Airport Express let me know. Notice Jobs didn't say WiFi wasn't the future, he just said the song sharing was not the future.

    2. Re:Uploading not Sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you any idea how long it would take to sync/upload a 30 or 80GB device over an 802.11b/g connection? 54Mbps -not including transmission overhead- doesn't hold up well, especially versus USB 2.0.

      Also worth considering is the effect that it would have on battery life, something the iPod is pretty excellent with.

    3. Re:Uploading not Sharing by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      He's not saying that wireless is a bad idea, he's saying that the Zune's specific implementation of wireless is clunky for sharing music. It's like people are incapable of reading anything with any degree of subtlety anymore... very strange.

    4. Re:Uploading not Sharing by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      I think Steve Job has intentionally missed the point. Yes, the whole sharing thing is pointless and won't be used.

      Well, it sounds like you agree with Steve's point.

      But Wi-Fi will be the future (hopefully for iPods too) for uploading music to the device and playing back to speakers.

      Of course, but the Zune doesn't do this. Presumably when Apple goes WiFi, they'll implement a solution that not only doesn't drain battery life but is also actually useful. Steve didn't disparage WiFi; he mocked Zune's sharing feature.
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    5. Re:Uploading not Sharing by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like people are incapable of reading anything with any degree of subtlety anymore... very strange.

      What are you getting at here?

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      This guy's the limit!
  29. The dangers of icky ear buds by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I were Ballmer, I would seek out an opportunity to comment on the doubtless many medical studies that have shown that ear wax, mites, bacteria, Avian flu virus, cooties, parasites, AIDS, those icky crayfish-like ear thingies from "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan," the gay gene, and terrist nucular WMD materials remain on ear bud surfaces, no matter how clean they seem to be.

    1. Re:The dangers of icky ear buds by renjipanicker · · Score: 1

      Aye. Tomorrow's headline: "A recent study by The Microsoft Bitch^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Gartner Group finds that the average headphone earbud contains over a million different forms of viruses that can easily be transmitted to another human via earbud sharing."

    2. Re:The dangers of icky ear buds by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, these sorts of press reports never go so far as to say they can actually be transmitted, let alone cause disease... they just say "the average serving of sauerkraut contains more bacteria than the average toilet bowl" and leave it to readers to make the obvious but incorrect inference.

    3. Re:The dangers of icky ear buds by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      those icky crayfish-like ear thingies from "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan,"

      So that's how Apple maintains their market share!
    4. Re:The dangers of icky ear buds by iluvcapra · · Score: 1
      those icky crayfish-like ear thingies from "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan,"

      For the record, they're called "Seti Eels" and though they may not make you scream "KHAAAAAAAN!!", they may make the person who finds you scream it.

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  30. I Guess I'm Missing Something... by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    Won't Zune make use of an earpiece to deliver sound to your brain? Perhaps Apple has a "System and Method for Sending Music to Potential Girlfriend Through Earphone" patent and they intend to strenuously enforce patent violation by Zune users?

    "People will buy iPods because they can let someone borrow their iPod to listen and that's faster than copy songs from Zune to Zune." WTF is Jobs on about?

  31. I find this quite funny by LaughingCoder · · Score: 0

    Everyone loves to slam the Zune's minimally useful (some might say pathetic) wireless feature. They come up with all sorts of slurs, and even imply sharing earbuds is way better than wireless exchange of music. Does anyone on these boards *really* think that wireless-enabled portable media players are not the future? From my perspective, it is obvious that all portable players will have wireless capabilities, or they will cease to exist. Microsoft knows this and is positioning Zune for the inevitable future. Some might even say they are providing some much needed innovation in a fairly stagnant market. Perhaps their current implementation is lacking, but I think we all know it will get better. So I repeat the question: Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?

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    1. Re:I find this quite funny by havenskate · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Not to mention that I can pull the same earbud music sharing via the Zune, ipod, CD player, walkman... heck, get the girl in the car or near the car and just turn up the stereo -- not like me having a song is gonna impress a girl anyway!

      nonetheless, if she does talk to me and does like the song regardless of how I initiate first contact -- with wireless I can actually ~give her the song and I think that's the gaping hole in Jobs rational...

      As someone else posted, as soon as Apple releases wireless, Apple's tune will change...

    2. Re:I find this quite funny by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      So I repeat the question: Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?

      No, I don't think it will be a mandatory feature of all players.
      If someone comes up with an implementation that doesn't suck, that's actually usefull, and that is not just a gee-whizz false promise of wireless wonders, then it will be quite popular, and then copied across the board, but this one sucks, so we'll keep making fun of them for making something that sucks, thank you very much.

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    3. Re:I find this quite funny by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?

      Well, yes, but functional wireless - MS screwed the pooch with the Zune, by not letting it show up directly on your WLAN as a CIFS share (possibly even with some device-side browsing ability so you can pull music down rather than needing to push it from your fileserver or a third machine), instead limiting it to the all-but-useless "share for three listens" feature.

      Now, as for Steverino's comment - The Zune's wireless, useful or not, exists in addition to a headphone jack. Not "instead of" (I'd like to see how that would work ;-) ). So you can still share a bud with a bud, if so desired (or somewhat more hygienic - ick, sharing earbuds, how nasty - use a 2-way headphone splitter and jack in the second set at the same time).


      But for the REALLY interesting question - I slammed both MS and Apple here... Will the fanboys' heads explode before they can mod this into obvlivion?

    4. Re:I find this quite funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

      I can see where he is coming from and I can see where you are coming from. Knowing Jobs, they will implement the functionalities that a wireless device has via iTunes instead. For example sharing a song you just paid for could be done by granting a friend limited access to that same song via iTunes. The same limits would apply. You could listen to the song 5 times on your iPod, before you would actually have to buy it. You wouldn't be able to burn that copy. As for the Social network capability, the cellphone is going to beat Zune and any other portable device in that arena and maybe Jobs knows he's beat there unless he creates a proper cellphone/network to take advantage of that. As long as Microsoft, Apple and others in this industry have to deal with the music and movie industries, there is only so much they can do before getting sued. Jobs has put himself in a position of power and has some pull with the music industry. Microsoft is trying their best, but they have one problem. The entertainment industry trusts microsoft even less than the common microsoft customer who has used windows for a week or more. The entertainment industry is weary of microsoft. With Apple they have a power sharing or money sharing aspect that they like for now and therefore don't want to mess with. As soon as Jobs starts to look like Bill, they'll do their best to pull the plug. Don't see that happening anytime soon...

      We'll get wireless enabled devices, but I doubt very much they will look the way any of us imagine now. There are too many obstacles to that...

    5. Re:I find this quite funny by mark-t · · Score: 1

      While it will probably be the case that wireless capability will eventually be a standard feature on all portable devices, media or otherwise, right now I think it's more an issue of Apple holding back with it on the iPod until they can come up with a way to make wireless genuinely practical and useful on that platform, and not just a whiz-bang, ooh-aaah feature added to it for the sole purpose of trying to get people's attention. Apple will get there... eventually. One may argue that they are taking the smart road by watching Microsoft do wireless first to see if it is a feature that people will actually find useful on such a platform, and discover what works and what doesn't, before they eventually goes down that path as well. The future might say that Microsoft led the way in this regard but I don't doubt that it will also say that Apple did it better. Being first is sometimes not as important as being right.

    6. Re:I find this quite funny by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?

      I really see no need for it. The only purpose for portable media players is to play media and the only reason I'd need wireless is to have wireless headphones. Wireless earbuds would get lost so easy, it wouldn't even be funny. I don't need to get my files wirelessly from my PC because I have to plug it in to charge the portable player anyway. The only point for wireless media players would be to trade media, and to be honest, I don't look to trade media while I'm using my media player. It might come in handy occationally when talking to freinds IRL and you both just happen to have your media players so you can share media you are talking about. I suspect that will be a fraction of the occurances of media sharing and that lackign wireless will result in less than .1% loss of functionability because 99.9% of the time people are using their media players, they're going to be playing media.

      Personally, I think the only wireless feature that anybody will notice missing will be an AM/FM reciever. That is actually used for listening to media.

    7. Re:I find this quite funny by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1
      I really see no need for it.
      How about putting music into the device in the first place? How about you sit down at your PC and the music is automatically sync'd into the device without you having to connect any cables? How about the device is also your phone, and can automatically sync your music from the "server in the sky" wherever you are?
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    8. Re:I find this quite funny by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Great idea. We could all drag around USB cables with our portable media players that don't even transfer useful data, just trickle charge the battery. ...do you work for Sony by any chance?

    9. Re:I find this quite funny by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      How about putting music into the device in the first place?

      Like I said, until they get those Telsa towers to broadcast power wirelessly, I have to plug my MP3 player into my computer to charge the battery anyway. Download happens way before it's finished charging. I bet it happens faster than wireless. Wirelessly downloading songs to the MP3 player is useless because it's going to be plugged in to charge anyway. If it's searching for wireless networks to download, that's just another drain of power (and possible interface issue if it keeps asking me if I want to download stuff). If it's not, then I have to take extra time to activly preform a function that happens seemlessly when I plug my MP3 player to my computer.

      I've had wireless on my PDA for years. Besides a transfer of business information once just to see it work, I never really used it. Had plenty of opportunities to do so in the business IT world, but it never caught on. The few times I asked if they could beam me some info (because there was no other way), it never was up to the feat. If I had been fully familiar with the functionality, it might have been ok, but by then the time and effort to learn to make the device work is more than saved by using the functionality.

    10. Re:I find this quite funny by LaughingCoder · · Score: 1

      Every night I put my cell phone in its charging cradle (in my bedroom). While it might seem convenient to charge and download at the same time, they are two distinct functions. Personally I would prefer to charge the device over night like my phone, but have it download music wirelessly, automatically, whenever it was in range of the wireless signal. I would also like to have the added benefit, once the software catches up to the hardware, of streaming music to my portable player rather than having to download it.

      And in response to your question, no, I do not work for Sony.

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    11. Re:I find this quite funny by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Not with the Zune. Let's suppose you give her some song she really likes. Too bad she can only play it three times.

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    12. Re:I find this quite funny by shoemilk · · Score: 1

      Speed, that's why. While your sitting around for your wireless device to download the music, I'm already out the door.

  32. Ipod Vs. Zune Showdown by briggsb · · Score: 1

    I think this conclusively shows that the iPod will triumph over the Zune.

    1. Re:Ipod Vs. Zune Showdown by __aawlmn9210 · · Score: 0

      Until I saw this comparison, I had mistakenly believed MS was embarking on another IE or Xbox type of foray into a well established market. Lose big at first, take the insults, gain share slowly and inexorably, overcome. Now I can see I was really, really wrong. Thanks for the comparative review. It really opened my eyes to the pucker factor.

  33. Sharing capability overrated by Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Basically, there are very few reasons to buy a Zune. One of the things Microsoft has touted is the ability to share a song in a limited fashion via wireless.

    Jobs is saying that process is cumbersome. Rather than transfer the song from device-to-device, users are much more likely to physically pass their device over to their friend, let them listen, feel happy, and go about their day.

    Yes, the Zune can also do this. But, that isn't a *reason* to buy a Zune over an iPod.

    He's simply stating that the marketing hype behind the Zune is misplaced on features that kinda suck from the get-go. And that's why he's not worried about the Zune. Nor should he be.

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  34. Incredibly inappropriate: by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    You know that the kids will be using it to share pr0n. Sample usage: "I'll squirt Jenna for you, you can squirt me something of yours. And FFS not the Goat Man."

    1. Re:Incredibly inappropriate: by Pope · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you'll be asking for Cytheria more than Jenna.

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    2. Re:Incredibly inappropriate: by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I think you'll be asking for Cytheria more than Jenna."

      I don't know what is more disturbing: that I knew what /exactly/ the parent referred to, or that enough people knew to mod it up to 5.

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    3. Re:Incredibly inappropriate: by Joel+from+Sydney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even more disturbing is that it was posted by the Pope :-/

    4. Re:Incredibly inappropriate: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of you who don't know why this is funny...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytherea_(porn_star)

  35. Un-nerving Brilliance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear."

    Any adolescent male or Marketing droid who can't understand the potency of this remark has never fed a woman with their fingers. Microsoft will never understand this because their souls are printed on dollar bills.

  36. Misunderstandings by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why not just keep both earbuds where they are, enjoy the music, and still stick it in her ear?

    Aural sex?

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    1. Re:Misunderstandings by Dionysos+Taltos · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Aural sex?

      Um, no ... it's called foreplay.

    2. Re:Misunderstandings by soundonsound · · Score: 1
      Um, no ... it's called foreplay.
      Sticking it in her ear? Sounds more like a felony to me.
  37. It's Still Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I hate Steve Ballmer as much as the next Linux Loyalist but if you're going to quote him about something, at least keep it in context. I don't think he was talking about Google when he was shouting "developers." According to Wikipedia, "More video, captured at a developers' conference just days later, featured a sweat-soaked Ballmer chanting the word "developers", at least fourteen times, in front of the bemused gathering." And the account of him throwing a chair and saying "%$#@ing Google" was when he was losing a valuable employee to Google. An employee now working for their competitor which is our only witness of the event. I'm not saying he didn't do it, I'm just saying that this wasn't something he repeated to people meaning it could have been heat of the moment and intended for solely one person.

    I recognize that there might be some information to be gleaned from this interview but he only mentions the Zune in the very last question. How can you draw "read between the lines" inferences from that? Furthermore, how can you link to an interview with many softball questions and one about the Zune and then entitle the article, "Jobs Unfazed by Zune"? I have one short paragraph about how he feels and you expect me to make decisions on how much threat the Zune poses to him based on that?

    I stand by my initial assessment of this being patently not newsworthy and there's very little to be learned from this. Prior to reading this interview, I thought that Steve Jobs was not afraid of the Zune. Now I think that he's acknowledged it, thought about it and still not afraid of it because of technical complications and the obvious fact that he sits atop a massive loyal fanbase.

    1. Re:It's Still Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I stand by my initial assessment of this being patently not newsworthy and there's very little to be learned from this.

      Then why are you posting anonymously?
    2. Re:It's Still Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's fucking redundant, I hate having to repeat myself and it's just a waste of everyone's time to read me saying the same damn thing with more detail.

    3. Re:It's Still Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing you are obviously lacking is a sense of humor.

  38. Re:Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beam by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    The business card things was stupid, but what was cool was beaming a whole bunch of addresses to someone else. I've done it a number of times when someone joined our team and needed everyone's contact info.

    It would be really cool if the Zune allows me to beam an entire playlist to someone else. Of course, it would not be cool if the receiver could only play them a couple times and if the beaming took more than 15 seconds.

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  39. Bill's pickup lines by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    "Dating Me(TM) enables integrated solutions that optimize your Social Life Experience through new streamlined enterprise implementations and enhanced security..."

    "Dating Me(TM) is a service provided to you under the following terms and conditions..."

    "...in no event will Me be liable for damages to your reputation, orifices, or other assets arising from Dating Me(TM)..."

    "...you agree to allow Microsoft(TM) personnel to periodically inspect your residentiary premises for evidence of Unauthorized Account Activity (including but not limited to Shagging rms on the Side)..."

    "...you hereby grant permission for Me too share non-personally-identifying information (such as your CPU serial number, your driver's license number, and your social security number) with certain strategic partners of Me..."

    "...any attempts to reverse-engineer Me for better performance, reliability, etc. are strictly prohibited by this agreement..."

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  40. Re:Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beam by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    And passing motorists pictures of TubGirl and teh Goatse.

  41. Subtext? by Doug+Neal · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what he's really saying is essentially "you're much more likely to get laid with an iPod than a Zune"...

  42. How do you know??? by krell · · Score: 1

    "Then again, the average Slashdotter probably doesn't own an iPod and/or Mac. So society is still protected from the basement dwellers. :P"

    How do you know? Have you done a poll on Slashdot? You know, the one that will inevitably tell you that 38.6% of Slasdotters responded to the "Do you own an iPod or a Mac?" question with the answer "Cowboy Neal" ?

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  43. Allofmp3.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allofmp3.com is the only music store I'd use. DRM makes other offerings worthless. Boycott DRM!

  44. Re:Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beam by d0n+quix0te · · Score: 1


    >I've done it a number of times when someone joined our team and needed everyone's contact info.

    I did say that tragically un-hip business dudes and engineers were the only people who used the beaming function ;-)

  45. Double speak... by klubar · · Score: 1

    2. Slowly improve it until the market finds it semi-acceptable.


    I believe when iPod/iTunes was first announced it was Mac only... the would be in the "slowly improve it until the market finds it semi-acceptable" category. In addition, there have been a series of "flaws" to use such a crass word about Apple with the iPods... non-replacable batteries, defective batteries, scratches... etc.

    For fast time to market, nearly everyone continously improves their products after they have been released. This is generally good for consumers...as companies face competition and learn more. Overall, even if you don't buy a competive music player, the more competition the better... driving more featuresand lower prices.

  46. Is pod jacking similar to BUDDING by zachmagaw · · Score: 0

    A new organism is formed by the protrusion of part of another organism. When yeast buds, one cell becomes two cells. When a sponge buds, a part of the parent sponge falls off and starts to grow into a new sponge. These are examples of asexual reproduction. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budding I think the discovery process in the community is key... not just... hey i see you got a nice shiney ipod or a zune thingy... do you listen to cool music? got any recommendations? The reason I like my ipod... its my space...

  47. Jobs Unfazed by Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean Microsoft producing the Zune won't create jobs in the manufacturing sector?
    Those bastards, outsourcing th.....











    Oh, wait, you're talking about Steve Jobs




    not jobs as in earning a paycheck.....









    Never mind. ;)

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  48. Jobs Unfazed by Zune by Ravenscall · · Score: 1

    Isn't that his job?

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  49. Jobs and Apple, have it right - for now. by joshsnow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It takes forever,' he says in the article. 'By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.'"

    This kind of common sense thinking demonstrates why Apple are still so far ahead of their competitors - even when equivalent music players offer more, on paper, than the iPod equivalent at a similar price point.

    The technology is always hidden behind the usability and is only included if it's absolutely necessary. That's a good enough reason for me to continue buying iPods.

  50. Tomorrow on Slashdot by guruevi · · Score: 1

    50% increase in iPod sales after Jobs insisted they get you laid. Most referrals from Slashdot to the Apple Store

    Next month:
    1000's of virgins request their money back and start a class-action suit against Steve Jobs.

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  51. Ofcourse..... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    When Apple has come up iPod and has such a strong growth, what do you think he will say? Oh, I am quaking in my boots and start throwing chairs!

  52. "put it in her ear" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kinky

  53. sharing headphones by deathsquirrel · · Score: 1

    Steve is absolutely right. Sharing music by taking my earphones and letting a stranger shove them in her ears is so much more romantic and allows you a great chance to test the cleanliness of your prospective mate's ears. Seriously, does Steve consider earwax romantic?

    1. Re:sharing headphones by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      So I really think this girl is attractive, I would love to go out and get a few drinks with her and after that who knows... but EW, no way am I going to let her use my headphones, earwax is gross!
      WTF?

  54. serenade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jobs is just too postmodern. what happened to crooning to win a woman's heart? much better icebreaker than trying to shove a sweaty, waxy bud into a stranger's ear.

    i think the /. collective thought I was posting an anti-apple remark. I kept getting rejected with stuff like "please type the word in this image: !@!@#$!23412#$"
          - guess I need to learn to cuss like yosemite sam

  55. Missing the Point by norminator · · Score: 1

    I think Steve Job has intentionally missed the point. Yes, the whole sharing thing is pointless and won't be used. But Wi-Fi will be the future (hopefully for iPods too) for uploading music to the device and playing back to speakers.

    Since the Zune doesn't allow you to use the wireless to upload music to the device and play back to speakers, doesn't that mean that MS missed it? Jobs never said wireless is useless, he said wireless sharing wasn't useful... or at least that it's not implemented well. Notice his comments about how long it takes, etc. He knows that for wireless functionality to be worth the cost, it has to be useful, and useable.

    I'm sure Apple is putting WiFi in some future version of the iPod, but they're waiting until it's cost-effective/useable/useful.

  56. Are you sure? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Jobs conveniently ignores that people also have two headphones with the Zune.

    Yes, but how do you know the Zune doesn't stop playing music when it detects an attempt by more than one person to listen on the same headphones? After all, it would be in line with the limited sharing strategy they have in line with the wireless sharing - if they can't limit listening then shut it down!

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  57. asking for compatability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, yeah, there are other things that ARE compatible and people are getting them. About 1 in 10 people with a complaint actually complain.

    I have an iRiver because it is compatible with Linux. When they brought out a firmware for the flash based players to make it compatible, I bought one then.

    I didn't but an iPod because they don't support it under Linux. I didn't have to ask, but they lost the possibility of a sale (which is worth more than a guaranteed sale, at least as far as RIAA are concerned).

    1. Re:asking for compatability by Henneshoe · · Score: 1
      About 1 in 10 people with a complaint actually complain.
      That is an amazing statistic. I would have thought that 10 in 10 people with a complaint actually complain but guess that shows what I know.
    2. Re:asking for compatability by MMMDI · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've read that if you run a site / provide a service / market a product / etc / etc, then you should treat individual complaints as if they came from (some percentage) of your users. This is because, for every X users that actually complain, there are probably Y users who feel the same but didn't take the time to actually voice their opinions.

      How many times have you went to a site or bought a product and thought "This would be so much better if ______" or "This sucks, they should ______" but never got around to actually saying something to those who would consider your input?

  58. Especially if... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So what he's really saying is essentially "you're much more likely to get laid with an iPod than a Zune"...

    Especially if you come up to a girl with a brown Zune and talk about "squirting" something to her. Your best case scenario there is one where she hasn't been studying martial arts.

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  59. At what cost by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Won't Zune make use of an earpiece to deliver sound to your brain?

    Of course, bu tin order to include the feature that you're not going to use anyway they had to make the device bigger, have worse battery life, and complicate the menu structure.

    So you can do the same thing as the iPod does but the iPod didn't have to make compromises in other areas to have that happen.

    Also, on a side note this is an area where I seriously think white headphones would have a small advantage, as they appear to be more sterile. An illusion to be sure, but an important one to convince someone else to put something in their ear...

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  60. Dude... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1
    ...Please get off the net, Senator Frist.

    You must be new here... on /. his name is not Senator Frist it's Darth Frist.
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  61. Piracy is the Competition... by SnowDog74 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A: Our core initial strategy on the store was that if you want to stop piracy, the way to stop it is by competing with it, by offering a better product at a fair price. In essence, we would make a deal with people. If they would pay a fair price, we would give them a better product and they would stop being pirates


    I've been making this point repeatedly since 1996. This simple fact... that Jobs chose to view piracy as competition, is the single most important reason for iTunes Store's, and consequently Apple's, success.

    In a sense, the song is free. The user is paying for convenience (robust UI), fidelity (AAC vs. MP3) and selection that the P2P services cannot provide. Whether you want to call this a form of RDF-ing the features/benefits, the fact is that people do pay for design, convenience and selection.

    For this reason, tracing back to Jobs' philosophy of Piracy-IS-Competition (as opposed to the "Throw Tons of Lawsuits to the Wall and See What Sticks" approach), Apple distributes more volume than all P2P services combined... even though their product is free.

    Because of the product-software integration Apple has, they have a degree of quality control Microsoft cannot touch. Microsoft does not understand hardware the way Apple does. They see hardware as a repository for their bloatware. Whereas Apple sees software as a means to enable hardware to do things related to productivity and entertainment, but the hardware itself must be built to appeal to the consumer's needs, not the shareholder's.
    1. Re:Piracy is the Competition... by lixee · · Score: 1
      Apple distributes more volume than all P2P services combined...
      I'd like to see references backing up that claim.


      Please?
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    2. Re:Piracy is the Competition... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1
      selection that the P2P services cannot provide
      name ONE song you can download on iTunes that you can't find in any P2P network

      fidelity (AAC vs. MP3)
      songs on p2p networks have an average of 50% higher bitrate to iTunes (128kbit/s against 192kbit/s)

      Jobs' philosophy of Piracy-IS-Competition (as opposed to the "Throw Tons of Lawsuits to the Wall and See What Sticks" approach)
      are you kidding me? Apple throws tons of lawsuits to the Wall and sees what sticks all the time! get informed!

      In a sense, the song is free. The user is paying for...
      if the price was on convenience, fidelity and selection, then it was legal to download songs (maybe with a low bitrate) from p2p networks and put them on an mp3 player via a filebrowser... ask the 20.000 people, the RIAA sued, if they paied 3750$ average to the RIAA for fun or because the songs are NOT free
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    3. Re:Piracy is the Competition... by SnowDog74 · · Score: 1

      [quote]name ONE song you can download on iTunes that you can't find in any P2P network[/quote]

      Let's not get into semantic origami... I mentioned three things in that sentence, one of which was selection. It's the combination of the three, not each individually, that the P2P's cannot match.

      [quote]songs on p2p networks have an average of 50% higher bitrate to iTunes (128kbit/s against 192kbit/s)[/quote]

      So? iTunes AAC (which licenses technologies from Dolby, Fraunhofer -- yes, the same organization that developed MPEG-1, Layer 3 -- and others) is a more efficient perceptual coding schema at lower bitrates than Mp3. At 128kbps, AES engineers have gone on record stating that Dolby AAC is perceptibly indiscernible from 16-bit LPCM. The same cannot be said of MPEG-1.

      That's even ignoring the fact that searching P2P will often yield you bitrates all over the board, files that are corrupted or transcoded improperly, or possess artifacts from encoding from crappy sources... At least with iTunes you can be reasonably certain of what you're getting every time you shell out 99 cents. With P2P, you get what you pay for...

      [quote]are you kidding me? Apple throws tons of lawsuits to the Wall and sees what sticks all the time! get informed![/quote]

      This isn't a pissing match, you can relax. What I'm saying is that, piracy being the subject of discussion, cannot be beaten by throwing lawyers at it. Patent infringement lawsuits have much stronger prima facie evidence than do DMCA-based antipiracy litigation. The way to beat piracy is not through the DMCA. And for the record, what Apple's lawyers do with their time has absolutely nothing to do with what RIAA and the major label's lawyers do with theirs. Apple does not invest one dime in antipiracy litigation or lobbying for legislative changes.

      [quote]if the price was on convenience, fidelity and selection, then it was legal to download songs (maybe with a low bitrate) from p2p networks and put them on an mp3 player via a filebrowser... ask the 20.000 people, the RIAA sued, if they paied 3750$ average to the RIAA for fun or because the songs are NOT free[/quote]

      Piracy litigation is a very minor deterrent. That lawsuits were filed against many people clearly didn't deter them, and millions of others, from doing it in the first place.

      But let's be honest... do you mean to tell me that there is a P2P engine out there that has the functionality, design aesthetic, ergonomics and range of features of iTunes? Also lump in the quality control over the OS and hardware (Wintel PC's excluded) that contribute to the user experience... something P2P developers have no control in or vested interest toward.

      We're not talking about installing cheap aftermarket brakes on a Pontiac here... I'd liken it to the ABS sensors on a Mercedes-Benz. Who are people more likely to trust with those ABS sensors? Mercedes-Benz, or Sears Automotive? Brand integrity is a major reason why Apple created the Apple Stores... to maintain quality control at every stage of the user experience because discount stores manned by low-wage morons who are not specially trained to sell Apple hardware weren't doing a very good job of keeping up the Apple name. It's also the same reason that Mercedes-Benz and BMW have full-service warranties where they take care of just about every maintenance item including oil changes... because they are premium products with a reputation to protect.

      Get a P2P and you get what you pay for... in most cases a text listing of available titles with limited search functionality. That is to say that if you don't know the name of the title or the artist, you're pretty much screwed in finding that track you think you know but (as far as I know) can't audition on any P2P service.

      The fact is, if as you proposed we assume that P2P filesharing were entirely legal... would the P2P applications as they are today survive in the marketplace? Probably not... They're generally devoid of the variety of features and ea

  62. Consider the Zune in that case by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Teenage girls all over America issue restraining orders against Steve Jobs, related to his attempts to "share his earphones" with them.

    Meanwhile teenage girls are buying handguns and taking the law into thier own hands after hearing Balmer is coming to "Squirt" them with his "Brown Zune".

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  63. "Mandatory" wireless by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?

    Only if somebody comes up with an implementation of it that doesn't suck.

    At the moment, Microsoft doesn't seem to be on-target to delivering that, because Zune's sharing pretty much exemplifies "suck." In some ways it's probably counter-productive, since giving people a crippled version of a feature in their first experience with it, may turn them off to its usefulness later, when it's done right. I think Zune wireless is going to be that kind of non-feature.

    It will become mandatory, for all intents and purposes, when Apple puts it into the iPod. And then it will be 'mandatory' for those who want to seriously compete with the iPod, another thing that the Zune doesn't seem poised to do.

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  64. Just got this from a friend: by ptomblin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know that Zune allows you to send songs to another Zune over wireless?

    Although you, as a Zune owner, can block particular Zunes from sending stuff to you, other Zunes start off in an unblocked state. Do you know what Microsoft have done? They've invented a new kind of spam. Companies will hack the standard and create a box which will automatically find every Zune in the vicinity and send their (audio/video) adverts to them.

    You'll have Zune users in public places swearing at the constant interruptions and hitting the 'do not accept' button.

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    1. Re:Just got this from a friend: by admactanium · · Score: 1
      Although you, as a Zune owner, can block particular Zunes from sending stuff to you, other Zunes start off in an unblocked state. Do you know what Microsoft have done? They've invented a new kind of spam. Companies will hack the standard and create a box which will automatically find every Zune in the vicinity and send their (audio/video) adverts to them.
      except ms would have to sell enough zunes to even make it an attractive market. the chances of this are very very low. how many people are honestly going to buy a zune over an ipod in the real world? not enough to warrant spending any amount of money to beam them some crappy zune-ads.
    2. Re:Just got this from a friend: by Shadarr · · Score: 1
      Do you know what Microsoft have done? They've invented a new kind of spam. Companies will hack the standard and create a box which will automatically find every Zune in the vicinity and send their (audio/video) adverts to them.
      Hack the standard? You say this like MS didn't design the feature specifically so Starbucks can squirt ads all over their customers.
  65. How Zune's Wireless Should Work... by OverDrive33 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sitting on the subway, listening to my Zune when I hear a quick couple beeps during my song. My Zune is telling me another Zune just entered my wireless radius. I jump to the wireless screen with one button, and see the user 'Loves2Splooge' has 1242 songs to share. I am able to browse his list as easily as I browse mine - I can even preview the song wirelessly before transfering to my Zune. I take about 30 tracks and permanently store them to my Zune.

    THAT would be an iPod killer... what makes it sad is that it's only the stupid software that limits the aforementioned ideas. I hope someone is able to come out with a custom OS that enables users to do just what I've described.

    1. Re:How Zune's Wireless Should Work... by Bri3D · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh and that little copyright thing. The RIAA doesn't want us to believe (and it's possibly not) that copying songs to our friends is legal.

    2. Re:How Zune's Wireless Should Work... by blank+axolotl · · Score: 1

      then out of nowhere two undercover riaa-police goons tackle you to the ground and handcuff you. As you hear your rights being read to you, you think that maybe the custom OS wasn't such a great idea.

  66. Humor by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    I seemed to have missed your funny bone.

  67. But reports say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the economy moving in its current direction, Jobs will start to see an increase around Zecember or Zanuary 2007 based on expected consumer spending around Christmas.

  68. steve can be wrong... by micromuncher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you look at explosions in other gadgets and human nature... Steve is wrong about Zune's music sharing. Here is why...

    Kids love cell phones. They love text messaging. They also love text messaging on their computers. One common theme is to express their individuality by publishing What they're listening to right now. Sometimes in a chat they'll even include a link to the song. Couple this with increasing introverted behavior. Kids will love the ability to share a song via wireless. There is this innate need to get inside the headspace...

    Sharing a headphone requires an unwanted and unwelcome [physical] contact.

    The Zune wireless can be extended to do more than share music. Its personal publishing.

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    1. Re:steve can be wrong... by damiam · · Score: 1
      Unwanted and unwelcome physical contact? Last time I checked most kids were looking for any excuse for physicl contact we could find.

      The major flaw with the Zune (apart from the incredibly stupid DRM) is the need for a critical mass. If everyone I know uses an iPod, my Zune's wireless features are going to be completely useless. So I have no reason to buy one until my friends buy them - it's a catch-22.

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    2. Re:steve can be wrong... by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      Sorry; my wife who is taking her masters in social work is passing me papers about the rise in ADHD, ODD, and the decline of healthy emotional/physical reinforcement. Some "academics" are showing trends in these behavioral areas and tying them to all sorts of causes. For example, a hug for reinforcement is considered taboo because of its potential sexual implications. Adults, especially those in social work, are advised against physical contact because of problems differentiating it from misconduct. Same sex peers avoid emotional physical contact because of the stigma of sexuality. Parents advise their children about sharing items (like headphones) for fear of disease. Our wonderful polically correct, puritantical North American social infrastructure has been moving away from healthy physical contact for decades. Kids would rather play video games and chat on the internet then go out and play baseball. Sorry you doubt it.

      Oh yeah, I've read papers on our kids are getting fatter and stupider too. Its all bullshit right?

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    3. Re:steve can be wrong... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      You must be living on a different planet. Observe kids out in public - they are very touchy-feely.

      Kids would rather play video games and chat on the internet then go out and play baseball.

      Baseball is healthy intimacy? It's more of a competitive environment. There's much less of a taboo with same-sex hugging and other signs of physicality these days. While there still remains a lot of homophobia in sports, even though it is often used as an ecuse for physical contact, it's not exactly intimacy. While players may hug when they win a game, if they did it in other contexts, it might not work out so well.

      When I was a kid, male physical intimacy was usually expressed by beating people up. Fortunately, that doesn't seem to be as prevalent these days.

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    4. Re:steve can be wrong... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      "Couple this with increasing introverted behavior."

      While I don't disagree with you, I'd like to know where this comes from and why it's relevant. Since when does the Zune feature appeal more to the introverted? Since when are kids increasingly introverted?

    5. Re:steve can be wrong... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      The incredibly stupid DRM you refer to is a necessity for sharing at all. Without it the feature couldn't exist, so how is that stupid? Remove it and the critical mass issue is moot.

      You could buy a Zune because you liked it better. Not saying that you should, but it's proof that there's no catch-22.

    6. Re:steve can be wrong... by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      I'd love to chat/argue this, but its way off topic.

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    7. Re:steve can be wrong... by damiam · · Score: 1

      The feature couldn't exist? Bullshit. Computers have had unrestricted "copy" functions for years, even over wireless networks. There's nothing illegal or immoral about creating a player able to wirelessly send unrestricted music files. It might harm MS's relationship with the RIAA, but that's their problem. Other manufacturers can and hopefully will implement DRM-free wireless systems.

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  69. Re:"Zuma"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I really care, but isn't the device called "Zune"?

    This is a gadget whose strongest feature is arguably the marketing dept behind it and slashdotting geeks, of all people, get the name wrong.

    Interesting.

  70. Even better core ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sharing earbuds is awkward, Mr. Jobs.

    Scanning for other people's iPod content wireless is way much more fun, Microsoft actually got that right.

    But wireless content sharing could be done in much cooler ways than dreamed up by Mr. Gates.
    It could even make Apple some dimes in the process.

    Mr. Jobs, why don't you get someone contact me for these - and other - core ideas, at appleideas at gmail.com

    Talk to you soon...

    Random.Nick

  71. A slight bit of pedantry by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    I think you mean the Zune. Zuma is a puzzle game where you play the part of a frog-shaped Aztec idol who shoots colored balls out of its mouth. Zuma, ironically, is not only available on the iPod but is one of the few games that benefits from the iPod's scrollwheel controls.

    Or maybe you meant Zima, which is a very terrible malt beverage. Or maybe you meant Zymomi, which I just make up (but would make an excellent drug name. Merck, call me).

    And the day walking up to some girl and playing some song from your mp3 player works as a pickup line, I'll be on the phone, buying Apple stock.

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  72. Zuma? by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

    I don't know if anyone pointed this out, but "Zuma" is a casual game by Pop Cap in which a frog fires colored marbles and similarly colored marbles.

  73. Wait, I am confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're all cool with me ("a stranger" as you point out) grabbing your boobs? Lets hook up, I promise not to shove any earwaxy heroin needle filled objects into you.

  74. Zune Meme Analysis by broward · · Score: 1

    Zune is still going nowhere from a mindshare standpoint.
    I'm tempted to call it Dead On Arrival.

    http://www.realmeme.com/roller/page/realmeme?entry =zune_meme_rerun

  75. Size, form factor, speed, ease of use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But seriously - the iPod seemed lame compared to Creative's nomad when it first came out. Yet it suceeded. Why? What does it have that all the mp3 players that cane out before and cost less lack?
    Ever set the 1G iPod and the Nomad side-by-side to compare their size/weight? Ever tried to transfer the contents of 100 CDs by USB 1.1 and Firewire(400) and compare the time each took? Ever tried to look for a particular song (from among a 1000) and see how long it took to find and play it (with one hand :^). I did, and back then, it was a no-brainer to get an iPod and ditch the Nomad. That 1G iPod is still in use, although I have given up using it as a mobile player and it just stays hooked up to my sterio.
  76. Yeah, and Pocket PC will never kill Palm OS by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1
    Of course Jobs is saying that. Your customers never need features that your product doesn't have.

    Want to know another company that said that? PalmSource. Here are some of my favorites:
    • PDA users don't need a real FS
    • PDA users don't need real multitasking
    • PDAs don't need color screens
    • PDAs don't need high-resolution screens
    • PDAs don't need MP3 or video playback, or any real audio at all


    Palm OS devices now have most of the above. But it was too late. Palm ignored where the market was going and they ended up falling way behind. Pocket PC 2000 was difficult to use. The devices were slow (except for the iPaq), expensive, big, and had poor battery life. But then technology moved forward. Pocket PC 2002 was better, and, more importantly, the hardware got smaller, faster, and better.

    Palm OS now looks hopelessly dated. It's still more user-friendly than Windows Mobile, but it is now nothing but hacks on top of hacks. I carry a Treo 650 because it's an excellent device with some excellent software (Chatter Email in particular), but it crashes frequently (at least once per day) and doesn't multitask worth a crap. If there were a decent IMAP client for Windows Mobile, I wouldn't use Palm OS at all.

    The moral of the story: don't assume that the device which controls 80% of the market will continue to do so in the long run. The iPod is an excellent device with excellent software - just like the Palm Vx. But it's foolish to tell your customers what they do or do not want.
    1. Re:Yeah, and Pocket PC will never kill Palm OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a random aside, if your Treo 650 is crashing daily - make sure that you are running the latest firmware update... they fixed some major memory bugs about a year ago.

    2. Re:Yeah, and Pocket PC will never kill Palm OS by punkr0x · · Score: 1

      Heh, if Steve was a typical (not technically competent) CEO, he would be saying, "Hell, our next version will be able to do all that. Plus it will make your bed and cook your breakfast. All for half the price of microsoft's Zune!"

  77. The pioneers get the arrows ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and the settlers get the land.

        It's interesting to me that Microsoft is now introducing what is really a novel "feature" in the mp3/video playback market, and Apple is sitting back, and watching how it plays out. I suspect that the Zune will have middling success, if any, and the wireless feature will essentially be ignored, until another company (or MS) tries it again, and gets it right.

        What's interesting is that, when I first heard that quote, it was meant to be applied to Apple. How Apple came out with the first consumer-level graphical GUI (MacOS), the first PDA (Newton) with consumer-level handwriting recognition. These innovations were imperfect, and faced several early problems. However, they provided enough insight into the market that subsequent competitors (MS Windows, Palm) could come in and take over a huge percentage of the market.

        Has Apple now stepped back, to allow other companies test the waters? Even the iPod was really not revolutionary (though iTMS was novel) in any way but its physical design.

  78. Jobs is certainly afraid... of getting more money. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    Let's see, creative labs tried it, Samsung tried it. Sony tried it. Every company has now made a MP3/digital media player. Guess what? The ipod is still number one. Hell the PSP screwed it up a lot. Why is Microsoft going beat them especially when they did "SO well" against the PS2? (Though I have to say the PS3 will lose ground just because of the product not the competition)

    Simple fact is Jobs has no reason to be afraid, no one else has gotten close, microsoft might get the most marketshare out of the hacks, but I think that seeing their track record they won't.

    There's four essential factors to market. Stylishness (if this wasn't a factor the Ipod wouldn't be the ipod), size of media is comparable, price for size is important but obviously not greatly (Ipod is still pretty hefty even with all the competitors) and finally ease of use. And seeing Microsoft's other products I'm guessing that's not going to be a huge win for them.

    Jobs should worry a little bit, but not about Microsoft, and probably not about "Ipod killers" which have been coming for 2 years and apparently not a single one works. Worry 5 years from now when we get the zune 360.

  79. old-fasioned podjacking by burndive · · Score: 1

    I think it's when you mug someone with an iPod.

    Of course, newfangled podjacking might have some vague sexual reference about insering your jack in someone else's pod.

    Kids these days say the darndest things.

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  80. good example of a strawman argument by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "Jobs does have his own bits of doublespeak. When he says that customers aren't asking for compatibility he's either defining his terms VERY carefully or he's in denial."

    Like, where's this big outcry. How many times am I going to change player. If it works good enough people wil stick with the ipod. The music companies can sell songs to other manufacturers as well. So where's the restriction.

    "On the other hand he can't say .."

    You making up fake quotes to only knock them down doesn't really count.

    was Re:Doublespeak he can't avoid... score 5 fud

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    1. Re:good example of a strawman argument by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I wasn't tryng to "make up quotes", I think I made it clear that those were my words, not Steve Jobs'. They're the words that I believe he would say if he were completely rejecting evasion and putting down what he believed, based on real quotes like:

      "If you legally acquire music, you need to have the right to manage it on all other devices that you own." -- Steve Jobs, "Wall Street Journal" interview, 2002.

      When we first went to talk to these record companies -- you know, it was a while ago. It took us 18 months. And at first we said: None of this technology that you're talking about's gonna work. We have Ph.D.'s here, that know the stuff cold, and we don't believe it's possible to protect digital content. [There's] this amazingly efficient distribution system for stolen property called the Internet -- and no one's gonna shut down the Internet. And it only takes one stolen copy to be on the Internet. And the way we expressed it to them is: Pick one lock -- open every door. It only takes one person to pick a lock. Worst case: Somebody just takes the analog outputs of their CD player and rerecords it -- puts it on the Internet. You'll never stop that. -- Steve Jobs, "Rolling Stone" interview, 2003.

      There's no FUD here. There's nothing Apple needs to be ashamed of. The music industry forced them to make at least a token attempt at DRM in iTunes, and a token attempt is exactly whet they got... and serve them right!

  81. Heck, do it proper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a silly summary. If you're out to get girls, ditch the Zune AND the iPod, and get them back to your pad to show off your phonograph record player with collection of LPs. No, seriously, try it. Most gals of dating age haven't seen a phograph record in their lives, but they've heard oldies on the radio...

    1. Re:Heck, do it proper by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      How do you define "dating age"? The only age group that consistently hasn't seen a "phonograph" in their life is below dating age. Perhaps you like em young (and apparently stupid too).

  82. I agree with you by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    The tables could turn as to who is grading but the 'teacher' in this case is whoever the target market is. In this case, it is anyone who wants to buy a music player. Any design team that has some intuition on what the consumer is going to enjoy has the advantage. Any design team that has some intuition on what their management is going to think the consumer will buy is going to collect their paycheck for as long as the company has money.

    Microsoft does a lot of business with the government and big businesses; their target market is usually people who make purchasing decisions. Those are not going to be the most risk-taking (or hard working) people on the planet. They will pick Microsoft to get their 'C', collect their paycheck, and be happy about it.

    On a side note, I have heard stories of students just putting printer garbage or blank paper in their reports. The teacher supposedly graded by the pound.

    1. Re:I agree with you by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      One kid in my health class just wrote "Health is cool" a bunch of times on several pages and that counted.

  83. I like the way he thinks... by 7Prime · · Score: 1
    By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left!

    I think he's saying that us guys will finally get a taste of our own medicine: we'll finally learn how crappy it is when the girl gets up and leaves before WE'RE done.

    You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.

    Insert obligitory, "I put my earbud in your mom's ear!" joke here.

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  84. The difference between Jobs and Gates by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, basically he's saying that the MP3 player market will be divided between those who:

    Make money
    and
    Have sex

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  85. Bluetooth anyone ? by DrYak · · Score: 1
    only after Apple finds a way to do it "right".


    Bluetooth enabled PDA (like the Tapwave Zodiac) :
    in most mediaplayer applications :

    For the sender :
    1. "File" Menu -> "Send"
    2. Send as -> "Bluetooth"
    3. (List of currently listening devices appears) -> "clic on target"

    For the reciever :
    0. Turn on bluetooth listening if users is among the 1% of people who have heard of blue jacking turn it off when not used
    (which basically is, most of the time, pushing the hardware button that blinks with a blue LED).
    1. "Do ou want to recieve song.mp3" -> "Yes".
    2. There's no step 2. ( (c) by Apple )

    No synchronising, exchanging autorisations, DRM that limits usage or whatever.
    We're doing it all the time with friends. (exchanging small tunes with PDAs, phones, etc.)
    Bluetooth is great for just copying files (like OGGs/MP3s). ...of course unless you happen the be the poor owner of a device whose manufacturer choose not to follow strictly bluetooth specifications.

    That's how it should be. The problem is, if Apple or Microsoft make it that way, the RIAA will unleash its horde of attorney and sue without limit, for making "an audio player that facilitates copyright infringing".
    Whereas PDA are mainly advertiset for organising one's personnal data, Phones are mainly sold for making phonecalls and Zodiac was mainly a gaming console/PDA hybrid. Playing music wasn't their main selling point and they weren't actively touted for their ability to copy files. It was mainly an interesting side-effect of their embed bluetooth.

    Also it's in Apple's and Microsoft's own interest (or at least their thinking it) to create a fractured market were everyone can only send tunes to identical peers. One must buy an iPod to be able to recieve tunes for the rest of the iPod owners, and Zunes are only allowed to send tunes to other Zunes. Both of them hope that this will convince potential owners to buy the same gadget as the others (just like IM operators refuse to share networks hoping to attract more new customers to their own network). Whereas, for Phone and PDA there was never an intention to build an exclusive community, it's once again just an interesting side effect of the built-in bluetooth function (Phone already have a market for pay-per-SMS ring-tones)
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  86. Most people never even notice iTunes' DRM by LKM · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People work around iTunes DRM automatically. They don't even realize it exists.

    I've seen it happen more than once. Two weeks ago, I visited a friend of mine who had recently bought a Mac. She had all her music in iTunes, most of it from non-legal download sites. She couldn't find a particular song, so I showed her the iTunes music store. She found the song and bought two versions of it.

    She then proceeded to tell her sister that she had found the song they were looking for. Her sister told her to get her a copy. What did my friend do? Burn it to an audio CD and give it to her sister.

    Now, they all are on the same wireless network. They have a minitower, two laptops and the MacBook. They could theoretically share music through their network. They don't. I doubt they even know the option exists. If they share files, they send them through MSN, but they only do that for smaller files. Burning a CD is quite simply the natural and easy way to share music.

    Bottom line?

    From my experience with "normal" computer users, most people don't even realize that these files are DRM'd. The iTunes DRM lets them pretty much do whatever they usually do without interfering.

  87. Walking to the girl... by DrYak · · Score: 1
    it would probably require you to cross the room, stand next to the girl (again, giving you that chance to talk to her), and very simply and painlessly initiate the file transfer.


    Maybe an intersting application of the bluetooth-with-RFID-session-initiation (aka "touch devices together to initiate". Already discussed on slashdot somewhere in the past, but I'm too lazy to check).
    RIAA's lawyer are sure likely to love it.
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  88. You're wrong. by LKM · · Score: 1
    which, by the way, iTunes DRM counts against a maximum number of times you can burn a given track

    If you want to rant against DRM, at least try to do it with arguments that are based on facts. This is not true. You can burn a given track as many times as you want. You can burn a specific playlist only 7 times (I think), but any change you make to the playlist resets the counter.

    That means that it's not simple (but also not impossible) to burn dozens of copies of the same, identical CD containing DRM'd files, but you can burn an infinite amount of CDs containing a specific song.

    1. Re:You're wrong. by Trillan · · Score: 1

      I think iTunes is a little more clever about resetting the counter than "any change," but you're basically right.

    2. Re:You're wrong. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      I've had iTunes stop me from burning the track "Good Fortune," by PJ Harvey, in any context. It plays fine, but evidently it decided that I wasn't allowed to burn it anymore.

      I double checked this by trying to burn a copy of just the album with which it came, rather than the mix I'd created. It burned every song on the album, with the exception of "Good Fortune."

      I'll double check that again tonight by creating a brand new playlist and attempting to burn it, but I'm quite sure that I didn't try to burn that album seven times. I didn't even like the rest of the album that much.

    3. Re:You're wrong. by LKM · · Score: 1
      I've had iTunes stop me from burning the track "Good Fortune," by PJ Harvey, in any context.

      This is extremely unlikely. If you really can't burn that particular file, it's probably a technical problem and not an intended function of the DRM. Apple's own site states:

      The iTunes Music Store uses FairPlay, Apple's digital rights management system that's designed to be fair to the artist, to the record companies and to you. In a nutshell, your FairPlay agreement entitles you to play your music on up to five computers (and enjoy unlimited synching with iPods), allows unlimited burning for individual songs and lets you burn playlists up to 7 times each.

      (Highlights are mine, text is verbatim from Apple's site)

  89. What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
    Or that they just don't notice the DRM problem until they suffer a fatal hard drive crash?

    Uhm... What are you implying? That you can't backup DRM'd files? Or that Apple won't let you re-download files you've lost in a disk crash? Because both of these would be wrong.

    1. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      Where does Apple let you re-download files from iTMS?

      I think he's talking about the early days of iTMS where you could only enable three computers and if you lost the system disk the only way to disable one was to plead with Apple's support to reset all your systems and start over.

      Apple got a black eye from that and loosened it up some, but you can still get stuck having to go cap-in-hand to Apple to beg for access to your music again.

      Which is why audio CD is still the best backup for Fairplay encrypted content. :)

    2. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      Where does Apple let you re-download files from iTMS?

      What do you mean by "where"? In iTunes, of course! :-)

      You do need to contact Apple and tell them what went wrong, but they will let you re-download everything you've bought if you were too stupid to back it up.

      And I think the "reset authorized computers" function is now exposed inside iTunes, although I can't check right now. I think you can use it once a year.

    3. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      You do need to contact Apple and tell them what went wrong, but they will let you re-download everything

      Ah, you still have to beg them for your own music. Every other site that I buy music and ebooks from lets you do this as a matter of course.

      if you were too stupid to back it up.

      If your backup isn't to audio CD, it's hardly a backup, but I don't call you stupid for not doing it...

      I think the "reset authorized computers" function is now exposed inside iTunes

      It is, after months of bad press about people having to beg them for their own music because of hardware failures, Apple finally relented there.

    4. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      if you were too stupid to back it up.
      If your backup isn't to audio CD, it's hardly a backup

      Why would you say that? You were just complaining about having to contact Apple upon losing your bought files, and now you're saying that backing them up is pointless? I don't think I get what you're saying.

      but I don't call you stupid for not doing it...

      People who don't backup are stupid. End of discussion :-)

    5. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      Re: If your backup isn't to audio CD, it's hardly a backup

      Why would you say that?

      Because if you don't back up to audio CD, your files are just a bulky dongle, you need to get to iTunes to authorise the new system.

    6. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      Because if you don't back up to audio CD, your files are just a bulky dongle, you need to get to iTunes to authorise the new system.

      Yes. However, by that line of reasoning, why do you even worry about whether Apple lets you redownload your music?

      What normally happens after, say, a hard disk crash is that you get a new disk, restore from backup, open iTunes and have all your music back. That's what a backup is supposed to do: Restore the previous state of the system.

      And you can do that with music bought from the iTunes Music Store.

    7. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      However, by that line of reasoning, why do you even worry about whether Apple lets you redownload your music?

      *sigh*

      I'm not "worried about whether Apple lets me redownload my music".

      I'm pointing out two independant problems and ways in which the iTunes store fails to address them.

      1. You have five computers you listen to music on. A couple at home, a couple at work, a laptop. If you have a family you might have more than a couple at home... it's not that hard to get up to the five computer limit if you have a family, or you work out of multiple offices. I've been there a few times, once I had ONE computer count as three because I was multi-booting it to different versions of OSX for development and testing, and with Boot Camp a lot of people are going to have two of theor five computers on the same physical system disk.

      If you lose a system disk you have to reset all your computers before you can play your Fairplay-protected music on the replacement. If you lose two in a year (not unlikely, even for Macs, and quite likely for Windows) you have to beg Apple to be allowed to play your music.

      The first time this happened to me they hadn't put a reset in iTunes, once you lost a few system disks you were stuck waiting for Apple support to get back to you.

      This isn't an imaginary scenario. It's why Apple increased the limit from 3 to 5 and then added the reset-once-per-year option. These make it less likely, but don't eliminate it.

      If your back up your music to audio CDs, that problem becomes a lot less of an issue.

      OK, that's issue number one. Now, a completely separate issue number two:

      2. If you lose your computers and backups (not likely for me, since I have them at multiple locations, but most people don't bother - I know one artist who lost her whole digital portfolio in a fire and never got back into it afterwards), since your music is just a dongle and cached copy representing the music you're licensed to play, you should be able to redownload it all. You should be able to buy your music once and download it to each of your computers without having to physically copy it yourself. Every other store I buy digital content online from allows this... why not Apple?

      Well, apparently, you can, but you have to beg apple for the "privilege"... you can't do it automatically.

    8. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you have five computers and destroy two within a year's time, you'll have to contact Apple. I'm not sure how likely this scenario is - I don't know anyone who has five computers with the same iTunes login, but it's definitely possible.

      I still don't get scenario 2, though. Yes, Apple won't let you redownload the music you bought without contacting them first. But your example shows that this is still better than buying plain old CDs: Your friend who lost her portfolio in a fire has no way to get it back. A person who loses her iTunes songs in a fire, however, has.

      Yeah, it would be great if Apple offered a somewhat less complicated way to redownload music. Yes, Apple's solution is, in this regard, worse than that of other online retailers. But it's still better than any offline solution.

      Since Mac users don't really have a choice between different online retailers, it comes down to CDs versus iTMS. If your CDs are destroyed, they're gone (even though you didn't actually "buy" the music, you licensed it, so you could make the argument that you should get a replacement for the price of the plastic disc). If your computer is destroyed, your music is not gone.

    9. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      Yes, if you have five computers and destroy two within a year's time, you'll have to contact Apple.

      Or four and you destroy three, unless you're more patient than me.

      Theoughwhen it happened to me the numbers were five and one, or four and 2, because they ddin't havethat little button there.

      I'm not sure how likely this scenario is

      If you get one of Apple's lemons, like the reporter who shamed Apple into upping the limit from three to five, you can go through ten system disks about as fast as you can ship laptops back to Apple.

      Since Mac users don't really have a choice between different online retailers,

      I'm a Mac user who uses multiple online retailers. So I guess it must be possible.

      But your example shows that this is still better than buying plain old CDs

      Buying plain old CDs is not, as noted, the alternative. Howeverit's actually *easier* to make portable offsite backups of plain-old-CDs than to make portable offsite backups of iTunes purchases, because the nudge-nudge-wink-wink-approved approach to doing the latter involved creating plain-old-CDs as an intermediate step. :)

      Your friend who lost her portfolio in a fire has no way to get it back.

      Indeed. An offsite backup in a portable form is a good backup. Robust portable media is best.

    10. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      If you get one of Apple's lemons, like the reporter who shamed Apple into upping the limit from three to five, you can go through ten system disks about as fast as you can ship laptops back to Apple.

      As I said, I think this is a possible scenario, albeit a rather unlikely one.

      I'm a Mac user who uses multiple online retailers. So I guess it must be possible.

      I'm guessing that you either don't listen to music from major labels, or you use allofmp3, which seems to be going away in its current form. I would guess that most people do want music from mainstream bands, and don't want to use a somewhat illegal russian music store.

      Howeverit's actually *easier* to make portable offsite backups of plain-old-CDs than to make portable offsite backups of iTunes purchases, because the nudge-nudge-wink-wink-approved approach to doing the latter involved creating plain-old-CDs as an intermediate step. :)

      There are cases where it's easier - if the CD isn't copy-protected, you can rip the CD and store it somewhere else, and you're done.

      Backing up iTunes songs isn't exactly hard, though. If you've got a working backup strategy, your iTunes songs are backed up automatically. If you don't, writing them to an Audio disc and storing that offsite is a bit more work than just ripping a CD, but not that much more.

    11. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that you either don't listen to music from major labels

      OK, we seem to have a reading comprehension problem here. I wrote "I'm a Mac user who uses multiple online retailers." Not "I'm a Mac user who doesn't use the iTunes store".

      No, I don't use allofmp3.

      And, incidentally, there are artists with non-exclusive contracts who have material available through multiple labels. I support them, you should too.

      There are cases where it's easier - if the CD isn't copy-protected, you can rip the CD and store it somewhere else, and you're done.

      If you have a Mac, it doesn't matter if the CD is quote-copy-protected-unquote or not.

      PS: If you have a backup strategy that automatically burns your music to a CD and rips it again I'd like a copy of the script. If you don't, you don't have a working backup strategy, because you're dependant on Apple's goodwill to continue to use the bulky dongle files you downloaded. Will the iTunes store still be around 20 years from now?

      I've got some video I can't play on my Macbook, only on my Mac mini, because it depends on a codec that doesn't have an OS X version. I'm curently going through and ripping my old plastic and tape from the '70s and '80s into digital format. If they'd been in some '80s-era DRM-protected format I'd be out of luck. Some of this music is out of print, only had runs of a few hundred tapes, and will never be re-released.

    12. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      I'm guessing that you either don't listen to music from major labels
      OK, we seem to have a reading comprehension problem here. I wrote "I'm a Mac user who uses multiple online retailers." Not "I'm a Mac user who doesn't use the iTunes store".

      So you yourself are telling me that you can't avoid using the iTMS. Which was my point. Mac users' choice is basically CD or iTMS.

      If you have a Mac, it doesn't matter if the CD is quote-copy-protected-unquote or not.

      That is false. While some (or most) copy-protected CDs work on Macs, some don't. There was even a particular copy protection scheme which basically destroyed the Mac's CD drive a few months (or years) back.

      PS: If you have a backup strategy that automatically burns your music to a CD

      That's not what I said, and it's not needed.

      If you don't, you don't have a working backup strategy, because you're dependant on Apple's goodwill to continue to use the bulky dongle files you downloaded. Will the iTunes store still be around 20 years from now?

      It doesn't need to. We only need QuickTime or one of the hacks available on the Internets.

      Another interesting question would be: Do the CDs you've burned still work in 20 years? I have a few burned CDs and DVDs which stopped working a few months after being burned.

      I would guess that most disk media dies faster than the software used to play iTMS files.

      I'm curently going through and ripping my old plastic and tape from the '70s and '80s into digital format. If they'd been in some '80s-era DRM-protected format I'd be out of luck.

      If you had burned it on CDs, you'd be even more likely to be out of luck.

    13. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      So you yourself are telling me that you can't avoid using the iTMS. Which was my point.

      I don't see where I have said anything that would lead you to think you needed to make that point.

      What I said was that the iTunes store was unique in my experience of digital services, in that it didn't allow you to redownload your music, and that this is a shortcoming of the iTunes store. If Mac users had to exclusively using the iTunes store, then that shortcoming would be even more important. Are you taking a devils-advocate position to try and make Apple look bad by making the problems seem worse than they are?

      Do the CDs you've burned still work in 20 years?

      Who cares? It's the data on them that matters, not the CDs. That data is stored in multiple places in multiple formats, along with the music I've also ripped from my regular CD collection and keep with the rest of my personal backups... that I've migrated from floppies and quarter inch tape through Exabyte and DLT to stacks of DVDs... all stored in multiple locations. And, yes, I've pulled 20 year old files out of them on more than one occasion.

      We only need QuickTime or one of the hacks available on the Internets.

      Um, those files are encrypted using a key you have to download from the iTunes store. A copy of those files without that key are just random numbers. Unless your backup strategy includes using a tool to ferret that key out and store it with the backup you're not going to be able to use it without access to the same account at the iTunes store that you started with.

      While some (or most) copy-protected CDs work on Macs, some don't.

      The ones that don't... don't count. They're not audio CDs. Labelling them as CDs is a violation of Philips trademark.

    14. Re:What are you trying to say? by LKM · · Score: 1
      What I said was that the iTunes store was unique in my experience of digital services, in that it didn't allow you to redownload your music, and that this is a shortcoming of the iTunes store. If Mac users had to exclusively using the iTunes store, then that shortcoming would be even more important. Are you taking a devils-advocate position to try and make Apple look bad by making the problems seem worse than they are?

      I never claimed that these problems didn't exist. I claimed that

      1. They don't matter in most cases
      2. It's pointless to compare the iTMS with other music stores since Apple users can only use the iTMS anyway (if they want to legally buy actual popular music), so from the POV of a Mac user, the iTMS should be compared to CDs, not to other music stores - because that's basically the choice Mac users have.
      Who cares? It's the data on them that matters, not the CDs. That data is stored in multiple places in multiple formats, along with the music I've also ripped from my regular CD collection and keep with the rest of my personal backups... that I've migrated from floppies and quarter inch tape through Exabyte and DLT to stacks of DVDs... all stored in multiple locations. And, yes, I've pulled 20 year old files out of them on more than one occasion.

      So your point is that regardless of how you get your music, backing it up so you can still use it in 20 years is a pain in the ass.

      Um, those files are encrypted using a key you have to download from the iTunes store. A copy of those files without that key are just random numbers. Unless your backup strategy includes using a tool to ferret that key out and store it with the backup you're not going to be able to use it without access to the same account at the iTunes store that you started with.

      Hopefully, your library is part of your backup. Last time I checked, QuickTime does play iTMS songs if the computer is authorized. I don't know whether authorization survives a backup since I've never checked, but I guess it should.

      While some (or most) copy-protected CDs work on Macs, some don't.
      The ones that don't... don't count. They're not audio CDs. Labelling them as CDs is a violation of Philips trademark.

      That's just bullshit argumentation. It doesn't matter whether they're technically Red Book CDs. If you want to rip these CDs on your Mac, you can't, so they only way to get the music is through the iTMS.

    15. Re:What are you trying to say? by argent · · Score: 1

      It's pointless to compare the iTMS with other music stores since Apple users can only use the iTMS anyway

      When I buy music I check eMusic.com first, then I go to iTunes or Amazon. Quite often I find what I'm looking for on eMusic.com - for 1/4 the price at my subscription rate, and without DRM. I've bought music by popular artists there, and on occasion I've found what I'm looking for on eMusic and iTunes didn't carry it. The fact that iTunes has a wider selection of big-name popular music doesn't mean that it's the only music store you can use, any more than the fact that Windows has a wider selection of big-name popular software means it's the only operating system you can use. Frankly, getting that kind of argument from someone who is presumably using a Mac seems bizarre in the extreme.

      Last time I checked, QuickTime does play iTMS songs if the computer is authorized.

      No, it doesn't. The system is authorized, not the library. I have had to re-authorize my computer every time I have lost the system disk. If you think about it, it has to work that way, otherwise you could back up your iTunes library and restore it on another computer and get around the DRM that way.

      If you want to rip these CDs on your Mac, you can't, so they only way to get the music is through the iTMS.

      If you can play the CD on your Mac, you can rip the CD on your Mac. If you can't play the CD on your Mac it's not a CD... it's just a different distribution format for some proprietary DRM encoded data files. If the artist or label has chosen not to release their software on actual CDs, then you should treat them with no less disdain than some software vendor who chooses not to release their software on the Mac, or some website that refuses to display if you're not running Internet Explorer.

  90. Easily overcome, though by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 1

    Instead of sending the whole song, just build streaming capability into the unit. If done properly, you could conceivably have an entire room of Zunes listening to your stream. Then just add the ability for the listener to download the (albeit crippled) song if they like it... I can see running out of radio spectrum pretty quick though :)

  91. Flashback by windowpain · · Score: 1

    I understand Mark Andressen was unfazed by Internet Explorer.

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  92. Here's the trick. by argent · · Score: 1

    A stack of audio CDRs is not a sensible backup: they take up too much space, you lose your metadata, you lose some quality (not a massive deal, but galling nonetheless), and re-ripping any significant volume of music is a huge chore -- especially if your backups don't match anything in CDDB.

    Mix, Burn, and Rip in one session. Your music keeps almost all the metadata and file name. The only difference you can see is the file name ends in "m4a" instead of "m4p" and you needed to manually copy over the cover art... and that's no longer even an issue. The difference you can hear... well, if you can hear it you probably should have bought a CD in the first place, since you're already losing quality going from CD to AAC.

  93. The real vendor lock-in... by argent · · Score: 1

    As long as iPods are better than their competitors, you can be complacent about this state of affairs.

    The only way that iPods are consistently better than their competitors is that the accessories you buy for your iPod will work with your next iPod. The only accessories for your random MP3 player that you can keep when it breaks and you buy a new one... even from the same vendor in most cases... are things with mini stereo jacks as the only way they hook up.

    That's a MUCH bigger and MUCH harder problem to solve than ripping the fraction of your music that you bought from iTMS. It's the iPod accessory ecosystem that really locks you in.

    1. Re:The real vendor lock-in... by slim · · Score: 1

      It's the iPod accessory ecosystem that really locks you in.

      Here, I agree with you. I'm even in that trap myself.

      I think Apple's competitors (the Samsungs and iRivers and Creatives) should form a consortium and agree on some connectivity standards. I don't think there's scope for a serious iRiver accessory ecosystem to thrive, but if enough companies get together, there would be a decent market for (for example) a car connector that fits any player that meets the shared standard.

  94. wireless = p2p by js_sebastian · · Score: 1
    Does anybody really not think wireless will soon be a mandatory feature for all portable media players?
    wireless on a portable media player would only be useful if it allowed users to freely share whatever non-DRMed media they have with each other. This would be a great feature for ipod marketing because it would further lock in users to the currently dominant platform. the reason we haven't seen that on the ipod is the same one we haven't seen a simple copy-from-ipod feature in iTunes. It has nothing to do with technology and everything to do with Big Music Bucks.
  95. How to get in the know... by BeerCat · · Score: 1

    Here

    E.J Thribb

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  96. The night of the living player by pingoart · · Score: 1

    ok, no stupid jokes about zunbies... but lets make some research.
    First, who needs an earbud? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_auditory_ef fect The zune already produces microwaves, they'd just have to add a little bit more power, and its done! So, how about sharing the song with the girl across the room? aim the antenna at her ear, and its donne. No players needed. And that will easily explain their DRM system. You wont be able to hear many more than three times the same (or any) song. No granny is gonna hear gangsta rap with the brain cooked. No earwax sharing involved. No epidemic spread caused by the lack of telefone (and earbuds) cleaners.
    And that's what i would call a microsoft product.

  97. "It would Probably" by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    No, that's what you imagine would be cool to do.
    What it will probably do is still inside the mind of some techie inside Apple.

  98. The only people who have problems with licenses... by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

    are IPOD users.

    Everyone else seems fine and dandy. The only people who ever complain about getting music from one place to another: IPOD users. Ive owned MP3 players for years and have NEVER had a problem. Then again I stay MILES away from ITUNES and IPODs.

    My MP3 player right now is my cel phone two things that belong in your ears. Phone cameras are pointless phone MP3 players..n.ow this is the future.

  99. Yeah But... by PiercedSoul · · Score: 1

    One may still share the ear bud with the Zune, so what is Jobs' point? Use the the wireless for same-sex sharing, and if you're creepy and egomaniacal, stick the bud in some woman's ear?

  100. "paved the way", Zima by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

    You sort of did though. If your mother had died in child birth, or you were such an insane pain in the ass to deal with, your parents may not have had your younger siblings. I don't think Zima paved the way for Smirnoff Ice though, St. Ides predated Zima and was a malt beverage as well. And it was sorta fruity tasting and came in all sorts of weird flavors that'd make you hurl if you drank too many.

  101. Re:Zune's wifi sharing = Palm's Business Card Beam by Night+Goat · · Score: 1
    [Wireless sharing for the Zune] is entirely about giving Starbucks a means for sending you commercials disguised as "zune-casts" when you walk into their shop.

    Oh wow, that's so obvious now that you mention it! I think you're going to be spot on with this prediction. With the limitations that Microsoft's putting on it, it only makes sense to send one-time transmissions, not something like a song that people would want to keep. And that service about being able to then buy the song is of course going to warp to being a service where you can get coupons, magazine subscriptions, etc. Thanks Slurms, you gave me a new way of thinking about this!
  102. 'Insightful' if you're a mac fanboy by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    This comment is clearly not 'insightful'. I run Windows XP, and I DO object to multiple services running at all times in relation to a piece of software I use rarely, if ever. My system, like any respectable Windows user, is tight as a drum in terms of what services I have running - I have no services or applications running that I don't specifically choose to run or need as part of the underlying OS functionality. Why, then, should I accept Apple's bloatware?

    Face it, iTunes is a bad citizen when it comes to the Windows platform:

    - complete and utter refusal to integrate with the Windows UI

    - far slower to load than comparable media players including Winamp, WMP or various open source players

    - requires Quicktime (which suffers from the above problems too) to be installed as a separate piece of executable software rather than installing a codec like every other piece of media related software known to mankind

    - aforementioned Quicktime installation hijacks your web browser and sets itself as the default plugin for various types of media whether you like it or not, and removing it from your browser without uninstalling it entirely is a nightmare

    - and, as the GP mentioned, iTunes runs multiple unneccessary services with no option to turn them off within iTunes, including the iPod service whether you have an iPod or not

    Personally I have also found iTunes to be more likely to crash and less likely to work properly with my iPod than Winamp running the excellent ml_ipod plugin.

    I *really* hate it that Apple/open source users can never accept a perfectly legitimate complaint from a Windows user about an Apple or open source piece of software without getting on their high horse about how it's all somehow Microsoft's fault or that we shouldn't complain because 'Windoze suxxors anyways'. The vast majority of mainstream publishers of software for Windows would not take the above liberties - why should Apple be an exception?

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    1. Re:'Insightful' if you're a mac fanboy by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Err. The iPod service is optional. Btw, I'm posting this from a Windows box.

    2. Re:'Insightful' if you're a mac fanboy by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Well, it was installed by default when I installed iTunes with no option not to install it. Not what I usually think of as 'optional.'

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  103. Report this to them by peter+Payne · · Score: 1

    Apple's bug reporter can be found at https://bugreport.apple.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Rad arWeb.woa . I've found them to be extremely good about follow up on bug reports -- almost scarily so, since they called my house once when they couldn't get a reply from me by email on a bug I'd reported. The feature that lets you set the width of icon grids in 10.5 is *absolutely* a result of me reporting the lack of ability to do so (it was a popular OS 8.5/9 feature but they missed it in all versions of OS X up til now), which makes me think that they actually listen to their customers.

    So really, why not make a bug report on this and see what they do? Certainly an option to "turn of background processes" could be added. Might take a version of iTunes to get done, but it's possible.

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  104. Non-issue. by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Said it before, will say it again: Both formats will be trounced immediately and handily by any start up that offers identical performance/form factor and no DRM.

    The ZUNE is dead already, it's DRM to the max, nobody wants to touch it. I personally won't use iTunes for the same reason. Someone get me a wimax ipod, or better yet build it into my cell phone, and leave out the DRM, and I'm just one of MILLIONS of customers.

    How are the real conservatives not all over this issue? Why am I the loud liberal canary on what is obviously a personal freedom / consumer rights / free market issue?

    Just because the Neocons can't handle their way out of a wet paper bag doesn't mean real conservatives shouldn't still be throwing this stuff in everybody's face every five seconds. I wish they would, so I can get back to my environmentalism and anti-corporatism, where I feel more at home.

    rhY

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    1. Re:Non-issue. by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      It's probably been pointed out already, but iTunes the program has all to do with getting content on your iPod (including all your MP3's) and none with "DRM." iTunes the service is all about selling and/or moving content. I use the program, and have yet to use the service. I don't see the iPod going away anytime soon. It is superior to everything out there.

  105. Steve's earbud wooing techniques. Field report. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable."

    -- Steve Jobs.



    A public bench. 5:45 p.m. William Shatner's glorious rendition of Rocket Man playing. This is it. The big moment. Moving closer, earbud in fingers, when suddenly...

    Girl: Huh--? Wait! Stop! My god, what are you doing?!



    Slashdotter: Er...interfacing with your aural cavity via this spheroid sound transmitter, obviously. Hold still and allow me to just mount this syncopated share within your waxy canalspace and--



    Girl: "Canalspace"?! Help, police!

  106. The third alternative... by argent · · Score: 1

    If you have a significant amount of music purchased from iTMS, then to listen to it on a portable device you will either have to buy Apple devices for the rest of your life, or one day you will have to go through an inconvenient and potentially illegal protection stripping exercise.

    Or you can follow Apple's recommended DRM-stripping technique on the music as you buy it, building up a library of hard backups of your music as you go along.

    Mix, Burn, Rip

  107. "That's a stupid question" :) by argent · · Score: 1

    Why in the hell would you ever buy music through the iTunes store if you weren't going to at least keep it in iTunes?

    Same reason I'll buy it from eMusic.com. Because I can buy the one track I like off a CD that's otherwise, well, bleh. So I can make my own "Best Of" compilation without spending hundreds of dollars on the "Rest Of" slush. So I can buy music from artists I'd otherwise never try because, well, I can afford to drop a buck each on a dozen musicians where I'd balk at dropping a C-note or two at the record store.

    A lot of my iTMS store purchases have been followed by Amazon CD purchases.

  108. wireless prediction by beaverfever · · Score: 1

    "You know damned well that when (not if) iPod comes out with wireless, his tune on that will change in a hurry. Kind of like Intel was slow until Apple was using it."

    I've been making a prediction for a long time concerning iPods and wireless - it's 50% prediction, and 50% personal desire. I haven't bought an iPod because I've been waiting for my prediction to come true. The thing about wireless in a music player is not whether or not the player has it, but how it can be utilised.

    Inter-personal networking with music players seems very over-hyped and is something which I doubt even an enthusiast would use very often. The idea requires being immobile in one place long enough to go through the motions, and for someone to have a compatible player, and for them to be willing to accept your connection - many people already have negative experiences with bluetooth devices in this regard. This is not a great way to start.

    Also, the success of this feature relies on receivers enjoying the music that has been shared with them, as it is a push model rather than pull. If people keep getting music they don't like from others, then the feature fails, and so Microsoft fails. Microsoft must rely on the public's interaction for this feature to be a success - too risky!

    Then there's the apathy factor. Don't forget that iTunes had sharing years ago and still has it today. How many people care? How many people bother sharing their libraries looking for others? I've used it over a home network, and out of curiosity I sometimes leave it on over the internet. I have never seen a shared library come off the internet, and this is a pull model - if people used it, they could explore what others offer and listen to what they like, and still this does not seem to happen. Jobs probably has some numbers telling him how much people really care or not about sharing music with others.

    I think a good way to look at the differences in approach between Apple's entertainment efforts and Microsoft's, is "personal behaviour" vs. "people's behaviour". Just about everything in the Apple home entertainment lineup is geared towards personal fulfillment. Every crowd is a bunch of individuals. The Zune approach seems like Microsoft looked a little too long at MySpace and how people behave in a group, and tried to adapt that group behaviour to a personal music player. Many personal networking websites have come and gone; does Microsoft expect personal networking music players to really be a long-term thing?

    iPods need wireless to tie in with Airport Express. That would be very useful and the amount of hardware going into each unit would be put to good use on a regular basis, and it would result in personal gratification, not others imposing themselves upon you.

    You come home, take the iPod out of your pocket, select your network and the speaker location you want, and music starts coming out of the stereo. As you move around your home, you switch speaker locations on the iPod and the music follows you. There is no need to go back and forth to the computer to switch locations (as is the case now) and there is no need for a remote because the iPod is the remote, streaming the music over the network - just tote the player around or plop it on the coffee table.

    All the pieces are in place except the wireless iPod.

  109. Re:"Zuma"? by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

    PopCap is lovin this free publicity though...

  110. So what you're really saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is not that I'm a Mac fan boy, but that you doesn't understand how Windows services actually work. I can help you with that; I'm actually a Windows programmer, and writing Windows services is a big part of my job.

    Services can register themselves, and even set themselves to automatically start, but if you turn off the service... it's off. It doesn't run, and so doesn't do any more damage than an application process that's not running (and hasn't hooked itself in to the registry in any significant way). Services that aren't running don't consume any resources, beyond its registry entries so Windows knows its installed/registered and whatever disk space the files take.

    But even when iPodService is running, it is well behaved. It seems to take only about 3MB of memory and consumes no CPU resources.

    The bottom line is that if you can't figure out how to turn off a service I don't understand why you're complaining about them to begin with.

    My big complaint about iTunes is actually Apple Software Update. I don't understand how Apple expects to have a reputation for well-designed software when they ship they rely on an external program for updates (that doesn't actually seem to deliver updates). QuickTime is a different case; a lot of developers use it. Objecting to it is a bit like objecting to Microsoft's Common Controls or .NET. (QuickTime also didn't take over any of my mappings, though every minor update to Windows Media Player does.)