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  1. Bling? on Blu-Ray Should Have Been Optional on PS3? · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the way the PS3 is priced right now, bling appears to be the operative word.

    Does this mean that I get a bunch of gold PS3 Emblems embedded in the good version, or does it come with an chain so I can wear it around my neck to impress my "boyz" and "hos"?

    I was thinking of getting my PS3 lowered with a new set of shocks, a few flame decals, some neon lighting on the undercarriage, leather grips for the controller, and a new set of subwoofers.

  2. Re:Korea? on Miyamoto Concerned About Gamer Image Stereotype · · Score: 2, Funny

    They gave their lives for Aiur; it's a simple as that.

    There have also been rumors of mass chanting involving the words "Power Overwhelming"

    I was glad to be of assistance.

    Adun Toridas!

  3. Re:Sadly, I have to agree on Miyamoto Concerned About Gamer Image Stereotype · · Score: 1

    U cant h@ndle mI l337 haxxor skillz I put ph34r in ur mom I know U watch gay teletubby pr0n fag

    Y dont U go j4ck ()ff with your WII

    ROFLCOPTER! 1 just h34dshot Ur post! Ima put my pr0n spray on ur corpse now.

    (P.S. I hate Counter-Strike)

  4. Re:Terrorist activities on More Details of the NSA's Social Network Analysis · · Score: 1

    LF15M for Jihad.

    (For the non-WoWites, LF15M means "Looking for 15 More")

  5. Re:Trolls = Jamaican on Stereotyping the Horde · · Score: 1

    Accent? What accent? Ja makin me crazy mon.

  6. Re:Notice on Sysadmins - What's in Your MOTD? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh, I have something similar on this comp:

    (There is a line of stars here, but the Lameness Filter won't accept it)
                                                        NOTICE TO USERS

    This is a Federal computer system and is the property of the United
    States Government. It is for authorized use only. Users (authorized or
    unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation of privacy.

    Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be
    intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed
    to authorized site, Department of Energy, and law enforcement personnel,
    as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign.
    By using this system, the user consents to such interception, monitoring,
    recording, copying, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion of
    authorized site or Department of Energy personnel.

    Unauthorized or improper use of this system may result in administrative
    disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties. By continuing to use
    this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and
    conditions of use. LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions
    stated in this warning.

    (There is also a line of *'s here.)

  7. Re:Other way around? on Games Lead To Violence and Drugs? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I actually did RTFA (after giving an earlier testimonial spiel) and it was interesting. Something in me is screaming common sense though that GTA might make people more competitive and get the heart racing a little more than Simpsons Hit and Run.

    "Oh noes, I'm going to deliver the science project before you!"

    Also, they only seemed to study the short term effects. They didn't see if the subjects were still as hostile the next day or the implications of more chronic video game playing.

  8. A datum on Games Lead To Violence and Drugs? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ahem, I would like to testify that I have played GTA and other violent video games.

    I do not believe it to be legal (in the US. This anwser is subject to change in other countries.) or responsible for teenagers (like me) to use marijuana or alcohol.

    Finaly I would like to add that I understand a datum does not a study make and that correlation!=causation.

  9. Old story on MN Bill Would Require Use of Open Data Formats · · Score: 1

    I don't see why these bills even qualify as news.

    There is nothing GNU about these.

  10. Re:yay real world! on Blizzard CEO Lays Gay Guild Issue To Rest · · Score: 2

    Bah, not even an issue. It is obvious that vi will win as they will find all variations of their enemies much faster. The emacs users will not have time to activate all their features. They better hope that they can C-x C-s fast enough to avoid total anihilation.

    P.S. Btw, where do I sign up for these guilds?

  11. Re:Lights on Discovering Bottlenecks in PCs Built for Gaming? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that your comp should also be the loudest and most powerful fan in your house, or you can go extremely hardcore and get a giant water cooler to prove your 1337ness. Bonus points if you also use your cooling to chill a dispenser of $OVERCAFFINATED_SUGARESATURATED_DRINKOFCHOICE.

    After you have upgraded your computer, if you still have cash to blow, you might want to consider upgrading peripherals such as your gaming chair. You might also consider a mail-order-bride as a worthy investment.

  12. Re:Gamecube - premature death? on Come the Revolution · · Score: 1

    Actually, my poor cube is limping right now. I've actually had to open it up and fiddle with the POT controlling the laser strength to get it to read discs, and it is still flaky sometimes. Still, I love the GC.

  13. Re:Gordon Way - Douglas Adams on Network-Monitoring Data Put to Music · · Score: 1

    Parent really needs some +Funny. I guess not even the normal /. geeks get this joke.

  14. Eww... on Possible Breakthrough for AIDS Cure · · Score: 1

    A fast track through the FDA could have one of the world's leading problems licked in less than a decade.

    Even with an AIDS cure I wouldn't lick it.

  15. Re:It depends... on When Does Maturity Set In? · · Score: 1

    This is probably implied, but you had to walk a mile uphill both to and from school in the snow, right?

    Oh, shit, I see you kept the paddle.

  16. Re: legal action on Blizzard Techs Talk Login Times, Not Gay Rights · · Score: 1

    So... can you confirm that any of those guilds still have their original name or exist at all?

    Thottbot and Blizzard have no correspondance so guild names don't get updated in thottbot when a GM forces a name change.

  17. Re:"Harassment for players"?!? on No Same Sex Marriage In World of Warcraft? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So punish the harassers.

    It's hard to do that when they make up 85% of your revenue.

  18. Must... Resist... Urge... on France Moving Forward on Legalized P2P · · Score: 1, Funny

    Originally dismissed as a trivial coup by a small group, the French government continues to entertain the topic.

    I figured that I would make one thread to contain all the bad jokes.

    I, for one, welcome our new pro-p2p occupying force. (Until the next group takes over, then I'll welcome them.)

  19. Re:Misprint in the virus email subject on Kama Sutra Worm Hits Softly · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the difference.

  20. Re:Desktop for the other monitor on State of Multi-Monitor Gaming? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Currently I use a two monitor setup with WoW on one screen and Slashdot on the other. It actually works great that you can set the game to be windowed and maximized so it looks the same as full screen, but you can move your mouse over to the second screen. Of course, I'm guessing you are using linux because I know that the second monitor on linux will black out when playing games like doom. I don't know how to fix that.

  21. I would read this... on The Carnival of Gamers - Slashdot Edition · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but I'm too busy gaming.

  22. Re:Just watching video games here... on God of War Creator Hates Cutscenes · · Score: 1

    You forgot one of the uses in God of War.

    BOOBIES!

  23. MY HEAD ASPLODE! on EA Fires 5% of Its Staff · · Score: 1

    'It's more reconciling the costs of learning new systems with what the needs of the new systems are.'

    I keep trying to read through this and understand what they are trying to say, but every time I do, my internal parser hits a run time error.

    Could a grammar nazi out there please change the syntax from PR Babble to English?

  24. Some of these accusations are silly. on Google Share Loss Amounts to Billions · · Score: 1

    What's with all these complaints coming against google?

    telecommunications companies do not like its plan for free internet phone calls

    Well, duh, google is doing things better and cheaper, no one likes competition, everyone not employed by AT&T should welcome VoiP

    book publishers and newspapers have filed a lawsuit to try to prevent it from digitising library materials

    This is more valid. Google is starting to tread some murky waters with copyrights.

    governments are worried about its satellite-imaging service Google Earth

    Google does NOT own any satellites. Google just aggregates free satellite imagery and provides a great interface. Nasa did the same thing. Go check out Nasa Worldwind.

    and privacy advocates have a growing list of concerns about everything from its e-mail service to its desktop search function, both of which may make it easier for hackers or government agencies to gather information about individuals without their consent.

    To be honest, I actually don't know much about how google handles the desktop stuff. However, are people seriosuly bitching that google made an e-mail client. Following that logic, hotmail and yahoo are making it easier for hackers and government agencies to gather information on me. Hell, I better run out now and buy my own email server to keep inside my house in a locked vault. IIRC, there was one search engine that didn't roll over to the DOJ.... *cough*

  25. Re:*Coughs* on Activision Responds to American Indian Boycott · · Score: 1

    Why does that remind me of Tetris?