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  1. My new idea. on Pigeons to Blog Pollution · · Score: 1

    I'm going to rig up fish to monitor water pollution.

    I will dub their activity 'podcasting'.

    P.S. Be proud; I restrained myself from reffering to the fowl nature of this... DAMMIT!

  2. Re:Of course they do ... on Does Your Employer Ban Skype? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not even stadiums full of lawyers...

    Did the temperature just drop in here, or is it just me?

  3. Re:once upon a time on The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics · · Score: 1

    I fully agree. At this rate, South Korea will be the new biomedical hub in half a century. We will all be catching planes to Seoul to get our new livers put in.

  4. Re:One would hope... on The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the pi-equals-3-ists.

    My computer truncates integers you insensitive clod.

  5. Re:2018? on Moonshot, CEV Modifications · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's probably a Murphy's Law of Government somewhere that the time it takes a government body to complete and action is directly proportional to the amount of regulations and oversight that exists. Regualtions and oversight are in turn directly proportional to the age and size of the government.

  6. Re:Now there is a troll... on The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics · · Score: 1

    Damn, I forgot my marshmellows. Someone should have reminded me there would be politics on /. today.

  7. Re:Nothing There on Tracking Satellites That Aren't There · · Score: 1

    Just look at this pen while I find my sunglasses.

    (Insert semi-plausible cover-up here.)

  8. As Cartman would say... on The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. Bush, you're breaking my balls here. You're breaking my balls...

  9. The Boston Globe on Newspapers Wrapped in Credit Card Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    Subscribe for the articles, stay for your neighbor's credit card.

  10. Re:Backpack Nuke on US Missile Shield already Defeated? · · Score: 1

    Which is why we don't let terrorists play with nukes.

    I'm actually currently working on a project to detect radioactive materials (even shielded) at border crossings and other ports of entry. The cool part: it's all doing using cosmic particles already raining down on us.

    Ok, that's enough self promoting for today.

  11. More obligatory Simpsons on Bill Gates' Taxes Require Special Computer · · Score: 1

    Homer: Umm ... I guess I'll take that one.
    Salesman: Well, do you need a paperweight? 'Cause if you buy
                    that machine, that's all you're going to have, an
                    expensive paperweight.
    Homer: Well, a paperweight would be nice, but what I really
                    need is a computer. How about that one? [points to
                    a second machine]
    Salesman: That technology is three months old. Only suckers
                    buy out-of-date machines. You're not a sucker, are
                    you sir?
    Homer: Heavens no!
    Salesman: Oh good, because if you were, I'd have to ask you to
                    leave the store.
    Homer: I just need something to receive email.
    Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for
                    that. [shows Homer a top-of-the-budget machine]
                    That's the same computer astronauts use to do their
                    taxes.

    Just replace astronauts with Bill Gates to make it relevant.

  12. Re:Congratz on Librarian Stands up to the Feds · · Score: 1

    Did you just Slashdot her phone?

  13. Re:Interesting on EFF Sues AT&T Over NSA Wiretapping · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyone forgets about the unwritten rules.

    Unwritten Rule 37.2.b: Don't fuck with the NSA.

    I hope you realize the peril I'm facing for writting an unwritten rule, but I thought it had to be said.

  14. Re:Simple solution on Massively Multiplayer Games Quickified · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a bug. I tried that code with a few modifications:

    while(1) {
        time++;
        money++;
    }
    PlayMMO(time, money);

    The problem is, I never got around to the PlayMMO part.

  15. Re:The Real Myth on Putting Star Wars to the MythBusters Test · · Score: 1

    I agree with parent.

    See right here on my character sheet. Here's the spot for Wisdom, and here's the spot for Intelligence. (I'm a Level 1 Monkey Coder FYI, but I plan to class into Killer Ninja at some point as well. Cookies for those who get the reference.)

  16. Re:Tomorrow's news on Napster To Be Acquired by Google? · · Score: 1

    Wait, wait, let me use my new degree in Google Naming Science.

    God + Google = Good (Or maybe Goodle or Godle)

    Anyways, I like forward to RID(Really Intellegent Design). Now excuese me while I use the new fast and easy "I'm Feeling Repentent" feature.

  17. Quickified? on Massively Multiplayer Games Quickified · · Score: 1

    I tried looking up Quickified. It couldn't find anything, but it suggested quizzical which seems appropiate.

    P.S. Stop making so many good MMO's. My time and money are unfortunately finite values.

  18. Re:One thing on Massively Multiplayer Games Quickified · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is making a mutable game world that can withstand the mutilations of hundreds of users. When the game designers make content, they want everyone to be able to experience it, not just the first 10 people to finish the quest. They can only really do small things. Examples:

    FFXI: They had a territorial system where grinding your ass off and doing quests could change territorial control to your faction.
    WoW: Although not permanent, there are two dragon bosses that when killed will have their head displayed prominently in the capital city for a time.
    WoW(again): This one time, as I passed some NPC's, they started chatting with each other about my gnome, praising him and such. Although not huge, it was very uplifting.
    WoW(last time): Although you seem to be against huge singleton population-wide efforts, Blizzard is currently in the middle of the one time war effort. You really get the sense that your contribution matters and that it is a huge team game of everyone working together to complete a massive quest with a long lasting impact on the world.

    The best way game designers portray a sense of cause and effect is with quest chains. They have you follow a story line and refer to your previous actions as you follow the chain. I'd be intrested to hear though if any one has a solution for a mutable MMO feature that he or she thinks could work. I can't come up with anything good right now.

  19. Re:Once again... on IE 7.0 Beta 2 Available to the Public · · Score: 1

    You're one of those Opera users my Mozzy warned me about. You try to trick me into following you with a better browser and candy. I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT!

    By the way, I like scooters. They are easy to park and have good gas mileage.

  20. Re:Again? on Napster To Be Acquired by Google? · · Score: 1

    My nerd-foo is strong today. I didn't even have to click the link to know what a Gnab Gib was. Don't worry people, it's nothing important, like, say... the end of the Universe. I'm off to Milliways now.

  21. Excuse me, question in the back. on ATI vs. Nvidia in a Video Shootout · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it be possible to afford DvD's after buying one of these cards?

  22. Re:Once again... on IE 7.0 Beta 2 Available to the Public · · Score: 1

    Take the example of the iPod: there are plenty of players out there with a ton more features and available for a lower price. But none of them come even close in market share. Features don't win the hearts of consumers.

    Nope, looks like it takes a massive advertising budget and the ability to turn your product into a social fad.

    Ok, I was a little unfair to the iPoo.. er... Pod. They do have a nice interface-scroll-wheely-thingy and the iTunes integration is a boon for The Average Consumer(TM).

  23. Re:well, sure on Downloading Games Not Just For Pirates · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yarr, us pirates have been hijacking shipments fromm Japan. Recently we got a nice satellite internet setup with gyro-balancing to keep her steady on stormy waters. BTW(By the waves), we also pirated the subsription. 'Tis no problem now to pirate all the games and peg leg fetish videos we want.

  24. As a Steam user. on Downloading Games Not Just For Pirates · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I actually had Steam before HL2 when they bundled it with the new Counter-Strike release (7.0 or something like that... My brother is the one who actually plays it.) I was able to preload HL2 onto my comp. When it came time to buy, I only had to tap in a credit card number to make it work. I heard bitching all around from others about the painful Steam experience associated with HL2, but for me it was actually quite pleasant.

    I also find it cool how they are serving up mini-content such as a free HL2 side scroller prior to the actual game and the free bonus level "Lost Coast." Plus, all those little apps hide under one button instead of further cluttering up my desktop and start menu.

    My brother also recently bought another game using some service known as direct2drive which also lets you download the game directly. I don't actually know how that went, but it seemed easy. He's not that computer savy but still had it working the same night.

    IMHO, these services get an A+ from me. I look forward to more distrobution models such as Steam (The one consequence I can see is having a million downloaders clogging up your machine.)

  25. Re:pre-install note: on IE 7.0 Beta 2 Available to the Public · · Score: 1

    Damnit, there goes my beta. P.S. I have genuine Windows; I just won't admit it.