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Bill Gates' Taxes Require Special Computer

NightWulf writes "News AU claims Bill Gates said in an interview, his fortune is so big, that the IRS needs a special computer, because a normal one can't handle the numbers. The IRS must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for Gates."

428 comments

  1. At last, I have something in common with Bill... by Osrin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except the special computer that the IRS use for my taxes is an Altair.

  2. Nooooooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not you too taco!
    enough of the mac is better pc sux . . . or vice versa wars!

    1. Re:Nooooooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another Steve Jobs cult member. When will they realize the Mac just isn't that great? There's some things better with PC/Windows and some things (usually visual) better with Macs. Apple just does a better job conning people that there's a reason for the higher prices.

    2. Re:Nooooooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I really don't get how you can use one piece of proprietary software to say how another's bad because it's expensive and proprietary, especially when Macs use largely proprietary hardware TOO...

      Microchannels bit it a long time ago and for good reason, along with a number of other similar profit grabbing attempts. Mac didn't, because it's ...PRETTY? And as an excuse people say it's "better" than PC (with ANY operating system?) even though pretty much everything they say it's better at (most often graphics) it really isn't, and it's just used because people can't be bothered to get their head out of the last decade and in reality just can't be bothered with retraining.

      Macs have their good points, but if they're so great then Apple should compete on an open footing instead of relying on proprietary solutions to inflate the price of their systems.

    3. Re:Nooooooo by hatrisc · · Score: 1

      Actually having a Unix compatible environment plus a real Desktop environment with support from major vendors is reason enough to switch if a) you need _some_ commercial software for jobs etc... b) can't get away from unix c) hate windows

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    4. Re:Nooooooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, the douchebag/turd sandwich argument. Face it, they both suck.

    5. Re:Nooooooo by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      See, they should have used java - 64 bit longs can handle it!

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    6. Re:Nooooooo by c_forq · · Score: 1

      it's better at (most often graphics) it really isn't

      There is nothing that can do 2D graphics as well as, and with the stability of, an Apple computer. If there is ever a linux version of photoshop I may change my mind, but as it is right now Apple has the stability of Linux with the office offering of Windows. Also when it comes to film editing Apple is the way to go (not rendering farms, but Final Cut Pro/Pinnacle Studio/Adobe Premiere type work).

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    7. Re:Nooooooo by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Apple has the stability of Linux

      grr... meant to say stability of unix, not linux. I really need to actually read my posts when I hit prevew...

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  3. I tell you what would be news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the press could discern an attempt at a joke. Now THAT would be news.

    1. Re:I tell you what would be news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure it's a joke. I had a similar problem when we bought our current house. We bought the house, and I exercised some stock options to pay for it. I then deposited the money (low 7 figures) in my bank.

      When it came time for closing, we tried to withdraw the money in a cashiers check, and were told that we didn't have that much money in our account. Apparently the terminals they were using would only display a 6 figure account balance.

      Posting as an AC for obvious reasons...

  4. Money Fight! by ma11achy · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was Bill Gates, I'd go home and have a money fight with wads of thousand dollar bills.

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    1. Re:Money Fight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have a money fight with naked supermodels.

    2. Re:Money Fight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I'd have a money fight with naked supermodels."

      I'd have sex with the super models. Jeez, bunch of freakin' nerds.

    3. Re:Money Fight! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > I'd have sex with the super models. Jeez, bunch of freakin' nerds.

      Not without the wads of thousand dollar bills, you won't.

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  5. I'm sure he means ... by operagost · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... they need to use special software, but Gates realizes his audience is a bunch a morons and he's dumbing it down a little.

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    1. Re:I'm sure he means ... by massivefoot · · Score: 1

      Damn right they were:

      "their normal computers can't deal with the numbers," he said at a Microsoft conference

      No, I'm not making that up, it's straight from the article.

    2. Re:I'm sure he means ... by should_be_linear · · Score: 0

      Indeed, if there was annual award for most stupid story accepted on /., this one would certainly be in the top ten.

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    3. Re:I'm sure he means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, and the software (supplied by MS of course) has the tiny little modification:
      if (!strcmp(tax_payer, "Bill Gates"))
        tax_owed = 0;
    4. Re:I'm sure he means ... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I find it more interesting thatn the 1e6 dupe of a given rootkit story for example.

      not to say it's on the top 10 lest or anything.
      -nB

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    5. Re:I'm sure he means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Indeed, if there was annual award for most stupid story accepted on /., this one would certainly be in the top ten."

      Not sure an annual award would be sufficient.
      Perhaps a weekly award would be more appropriate.

    6. Re:I'm sure he means ... by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just for kicks and grins,... Has anyone noted that those ordinary computers he is talking about run on a common OS?

      Because of the fact that some people on this forum moderate anything intelligent as troll, I will leave it to the readers to guess which OS those computers run on. This has to be the funniest thing all day.

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    7. Re:I'm sure he means ... by vtechpilot · · Score: 1

      Given that IBM is a primary contractor for the IRS and that they are usually older machines, I would have to guess that most of these machines are AS/400's running OS/400.

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    8. Re:I'm sure he means ... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      No, no, no... He's actually saying "Well, OURS goes up to ELEVEN!"

  6. That computer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..runs FreeBSD.

  7. Its not the numbers by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its not that the numbers are too big, its that the EULA he staples to his tax forms require it be processed by 100% MS software.

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    1. Re:Its not the numbers by thetroll123 · · Score: 1

      Staples to the front?

      Perhaps you mean "buries away inside in special invisible micro-font"?

    2. Re:Its not the numbers by Bootvis · · Score: 1

      Actually they had to switch _to_ Macs ;)

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  8. I don't buy it by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has to be BS. There are very lareg corporations with financials much more complex than Gates' taxes.
    This sounds ridiculous. Do Warren Buffet's taxes need the special computer also?

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    1. Re:I don't buy it by bobmtb · · Score: 1

      I vote for BS... or more Micro$oft propaganda.

    2. Re:I don't buy it by Roj+Blake · · Score: 2

      Without seeing the interview I don't know the context of the remark. But I have to assume it was just a lame joke.

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    3. Re:I don't buy it by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Its POSSIBLE that their normal software is programmed to to not accept numbers bigger than X so they need different software for gates. Obviously goverment efficiency mandates this must be on its own computer.

    4. Re:I don't buy it by briancarnell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes but large corporations don't have the sort of long-running mismanagement of IT that the IRS has. The story here isn't that Gates' fortune is so large but rather -- assuming the story isn't a hoax -- that the IRS is so mismanaged that it cannot deal with exceptional cases like Gates.

      The IRS is apparently still using a computer system that became operational in 1967 (see this announcement for example).

    5. Re:I don't buy it by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      But Bill saves ALLLLLL his receipts.

    6. Re:I don't buy it by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Informative

      I highly doubt it. Billy may be the richest man in the world, but the IRS - frequently - deals with large numbers ranging in the billions and trillions. Considering the IRS does consolidation reports to report to their bosses - so their bosses can say "This year, Americans earned XYZ dollars". Billy G is a drop in the hat...yea larger then what we put in the hat...by an insane amount....but still a drop in the bucket.

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    7. Re:I don't buy it by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

      s/buy/get/

    8. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "There are very lareg corporations with financials much more complex than Gates' taxes."

      Yes, but corporate taxes are probably held by a different division than personal taxes.

      I worked for a year at the IRS in the early 90s and things are BAD. I wouldn't be surprised if he had to have his personal stuff moved over to the corporate computers.

      Think about it this way, if you are running on older databases on older computers -- you have specific field sizes. Its hard to retroactively recode these without possible killing a large number of other items (I worked on modernizing some code at my department -- it was a pain in the ass). And beyond that, just because 0.00001% of the population needs a field size of a few hundred digits to calculate a value -- this will mean EVERYONE gets the same value size and require the same sorts of calculations slowing down the whole process and requiring a lot more memory (on computers that are no longer manufactured or were custom pieces -- because when I worked there, it was the battle of the lowest bidder and they ALWAYS made sure that just because they were lowest, it didn't mean they didn't make up for this fact a few years down the road with purposely propriatary parts they never told anyone about even though it was against the original spec sheet).

      So I wouldn't be surprised to know a few dozen billionaires had their own computer system and were managed by a single individual (where as a single individual might manage a few million from a data perspective otherwise). And when you think about it, as much taxable income that man is bringing into the gov't -- it makes PERFECT sense that they'd put a $30k employee on to manage one guy that is chipping in a hundred million a year in taxes...

      I could say more, but I won't because I still have security clearance with the IRS...at the same time, I'm going to post this anonymously even though I didn't give out any information that was secret (or even all that interesting).

    9. Re:I don't buy it by JTD121 · · Score: 1

      They are not using a computer that was operational since '67, but rather the archtecture of how things work there.... And $2 trillion in taxes each year!? WTF?! How does the IRS process that and then 'can't' do Gates' taxes?

    10. Re:I don't buy it by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This story is 100% plausible.

      Bill didn't say that his tax records were the *only* one on that special computer. It is very likely that Mr. Buffet's records are on that computer too, as well as the records for any high net worth individual with complicated tax situations. I completely buy the story. I work in estate and gift tax planning and at least from that perspective, there are myriad of complicated structures (ie LLCs, FLPs, trusts, promissory notes) that require incredibly intense accounting. And I'm not even exposed to the more esoteric tax issues.

      I did some work for a billionaire with only a *fraction* of Bill Gates' fortune once and I had to invent a whole new set of models for keeping track of the spider web of entities. The guy's accountants had it even worse, because they had to keep track of transactions in hundreds of entities by and among various family members...I just had to track the data for one individual. It was my understanding that if this particular family ever underwent a Section 754 Election, where the cost basis of the underlying assets is adjusted to market value (or something like that), the cost in legal, accounting and IT resources could run into the millions.

    11. Re:I don't buy it by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Billy G is a drop in the hat...yea larger then what we put in the hat...by an insane amount....but still a drop in the bucket.

      sooo...... you wear a bucket as a hat?

    12. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/don.t \(.*\)/\1 now/

    13. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any ideas on how much the government makes off of bill gates during tax season?

    14. Re:I don't buy it by ajs · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing: there are probably limitations in the SOFTWARE (not the computer itself, of course) that the IRS uses to handle personal tax returns. Gates moves GIGANTIC amounts of money through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (the Foundation is the only reason I have any respect for him, since it has done nearly as much good as his company has done ill... nearly). He's probably the country's highest-spending philanthropist, and the Foundation is just as likely to hit arbitrary limits in the IRS' software as anything else.

      That they would need to have special tweeks made to the software (and obviously you don't want the headache of deploying that new version on all of the systems) is not shocking at all.

    15. Re:I don't buy it by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      This has to be BS. There are very lareg corporations with financials much more complex than Gates' taxes. This sounds ridiculous. Do Warren Buffet's taxes need the special computer also?

      Not really, if you look at the IRS tax forms you will see that they only allow for figures up to $99,999,999. The back end software is probably all in COBOL. So there must be quite a few people whose return can not be submitted with the standard system.

      Corporate taxes are submitted on different returns and are processed differently in any case. In the case of the largest companies each division will be filing taxes separately in any case.

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    16. Re:I don't buy it by drew · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm inclined to believe it. About four years ago, I did a little consulting work with a guy whose full time job was working for the US Treasury Department on a project named "System 89", so named because it was originally scheduled for completion in 1989.

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    17. Re:I don't buy it by hey! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exxon-Mobile just posted a quarterly profit of 10^10$, up from 9.9x10^9$ in the prior quarter. Each of these figures was a record setter.

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    18. Re:I don't buy it by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I am guessing they make about 99 cents off Bill Gates, because, you know, the rich don't like pay any taxes man. They are always sticking it to the working man, dude.

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    19. Re:I don't buy it by spydink · · Score: 1

      Yes but large corporations don't have the sort of long-running mismanagement of IT...

      You must be new around here.

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    20. Re:I don't buy it by Politburo · · Score: 1

      The IRS has security clearances on methods? Obviously clearances are required because of the personal data involved.. but methods? It's a secret how the taxes are calculated? That's fucked up.

    21. Re:I don't buy it by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      Good post. I think it has more to do with the sorry state of IRS technology than the size of BG's income.

    22. Re:I don't buy it by Bobby+Orr · · Score: 1

      uh oh, the analogy police are coming!

    23. Re:I don't buy it by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a secret how the taxes are calculated? That's fucked up.

      Yep- and it's because the IRS does not have the job you think they have. Collecting taxes is the minor, unimportant job. The important job is catching people who cheated on the Earned Income Tax Credit, and other low-income loopholes.

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    24. Re:I don't buy it by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd guess it's more along the lines of "The software we developed and use FOR INDIVIDUALS can't handle it so we shunt it over to the other computer THAT IS RUNNING DIFFERENT SOFTWARE". Nothing to do with OS other then /. is now apparently anti-windows. -- at least for the last few years.

    25. Re:I don't buy it by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I'm well aware of the role of the IRS. Your response doesn't include any reason why there would be secret procedural information.

    26. Re:I don't buy it by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Your response doesn't include any reason why there would be secret procedural information.

      Sorry, there I go infering stuff again. More explicitly- if the procedural information of the cross checking was known, the scammers could come up with new ways to hide their cheating on the loopholes. Due to who pays for Congressional Campaigns (what, you expected it to be good business to spend $5 million to gain a $250,000/year job for two years?), the majority of the IRS's budget is spent following around the people who don't have enough to have a congresscritter intervene in the investigation. So of course, any secret procedural information would be cross-checks that raise red flags targeting relatively poor people for audits.

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    27. Re:I don't buy it by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      If they can port the code to a new system (probably a PC or something) for a single person, why couldn't they then use that same port for everyone and get rid of the old machines altogether?

    28. Re:I don't buy it by wannabgeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They are always sticking it to the working man, dude.

      you meant "comrade", didn't you?

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    29. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't give out any information that was secret (or even all that interesting).

      Not interesting? Who's moderating?

    30. Re:I don't buy it by vespazzari · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Omg mod parent up, thats hilarious!

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    31. Re:I don't buy it by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Dunno if I buy it. By the same reasoning, the cops could say "We can't tell you how we caught you, because then criminals could come up with new ways to commit crimes undetected."

    32. Re:I don't buy it by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Dunno if I buy it. By the same reasoning, the cops could say "We can't tell you how we caught you, because then criminals could come up with new ways to commit crimes undetected."

      Yes, which is why wiretapping equipment was considered to be secret for many years, and wiretapping software is considered a top secret weapon today. If people know you're doing it, they can defend against it, and you've just lost a weapon from your arsenal.

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    33. Re:I don't buy it by magarity · · Score: 1

      Its POSSIBLE that their normal software is programmed to to not accept numbers bigger than X so they need different software for gates
       
      The IRS doesn't track everyone's net worth; just your income. And while his net worth is hugemongous, most of it is in MS stock and therefore not realized as income until he sells some for operating cash. And unless he's hired the cheapest possible accountants then even his operating cash probably doesn't fall entirely into the taxable income bin. I bet he pays shockingly little in income tax. See: The Fair Tax for how to fix the problem of the super rich avoiding taxation.

    34. Re:I don't buy it by megabeck42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      there are myriad of complicated structures (ie LLCs, FLPs, trusts, promissory notes) that require incredibly intense accounting.

      I have a new purpose in life, I will direct all my efforts to becoming an extreme, hardcore accountant.

      Bring it on.

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    35. Re:I don't buy it by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

      I would believe it too, not out of logic, but government ineptness. Somehow, the Social Security Administration had TWO different birthdates for me in their system. Don't ask me how or why, but I spent hours getting it fixed.

      Seriously, I can't even comprehend how this could happen, unless maybe I was placed in the witness protection program as an infant.

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    36. Re:I don't buy it by c_forq · · Score: 1

      They do this with drug busts all the time. They won't say how they got tipped off, or figured out who, when, or what to search so that people using the same method won't change their methods for a while - hopefully with the result being more busts.

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    37. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " The IRS has security clearances on methods? "

      No -- I have security clearance.

      Making it public that I have security clearance is a violation of that clearance. I can mention privately to others I have it, but I was told while I was working there that while its something that could be confirmed, I would be an idiot to associate my name with it for the world to know...you never know who is going to try to blackmail someone for something.

      I know when I went through the clearance, I was actually asked about my background, my finances, my relationships and other areas that really don't matter to the job but do matter towards making certain someone isn't going to get themselves used. I actually admitted to things I felt would keep me solely working on the boring stuff (I was already guarenteed an internship, but I was afforded better learning opportunities because of this). The funny thing was that the guys administering the exam didn't seem to care, but did tell me afterwards that if I had lied about them and it came up later, technically it would have been a felony...but they said everyone did something they knew was wrong earlier in life, and those that didn't were either lying or not really capible of making the decisions that the security afforded them.

      Thats all there is to that.

      I occasionally do work with these guys and the security clearance makes it easier to get the contracts and I'd hate to screw it up over something stupid.

      All in all, you are reading WAY too much into what an anonymous coward has said. There are no blackhelicopters. Except when there are. And they are aiming their mind control rays...but of course, thats what I'd say if I didn't have security...but since I do, I'd have to say you were crazy if you thought there were. If you hang on a few moments, I might be able to find the exact text I am supposed to read if someone talks about the helicopters and the mindrays while in my presence.

    38. Re:I don't buy it by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 0

      I'm going to post this anonymously even though I didn't give out any information that was secret (or even all that interesting).

      Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chilling Effect in action.


      -Grey

    39. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They recycle SSN's when people die. Maybe the previous owner's death was reported but not entered.

    40. Re:I don't buy it by calzones · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be more accurately labeled as a "mixed metaphor?"

      Although, to say a drop in a hat, is really to allude to the metaphor for instantaneous response, "I would do that at the drop of a hat"

      A drop in a bucket is the correct metaphor in this case, and his mixed metaphor is made more egregious as a result of mixing it with an inappropriate metaphor.

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    41. Re:I don't buy it by charlesnw · · Score: 1

      Ladies and gentlemen the parent /. post is an example of your tax dollars at work :)

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    42. Re:I don't buy it by daikokatana · · Score: 1
      I must say that I as well am inclined to believe this story.

      A few years ago I was involved in an accident, and the officer told me he would type out the report and mail me a copy. Two weeks later, I went to the station to ask what happened to my copy, and if I could have it there and then. They explained to me they did not have a copy at that time, because a copy still had to be made.

      I thought to myself: how hard can it be to just print the report again, or photocopy the thing?

      When they finally directed me to the officer who handled the accident details, I was amazed to learn that he had two systems: one computer to file the reports in, and another computer to print the reports. These were not connected via network, and he did not have floppies. He actually was expected to type the reports again on the second computer. Which was of course causing the delay.

      As a software developer I had a hard time not bursting into laughter. But after I've seen THAT, I'm pretty much inclined to believe this story.

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    43. Re:I don't buy it by mfrank · · Score: 1

      With the Fair Tax they pay 30% sales tax instead of 15% or 20% capital gain tax. You say this fixes the problem. Except you're assuming they sell equities to buy new stuff. Only a small fraction of what they sell will go to buy new stuff; most will go to reinvest in other equities, all while paying *no* taxes (although, in the spirit of Fair Tax, maybe stock in an IPO would be "new" and taxable, otherwise it's "used"). Fair Tax means that, for the wealthy, the equity markets will be almost as liquid as cash. The super rich will *love* Fair Tax.

    44. Re:I don't buy it by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Well, I can see how absolutely *nobody* would be interested in what the IRS uses to trigger audits. . .

    45. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He explained why - imagine you've got a database with 250M records. The "annual income field" is 9 digits before and 9 digits after the decimal. If you add just one more digit to the field length, that's an extra what, 250MB in the database (assuming 1B/digit, YMMV), and consequent slowing of the operation. Now take a look at how many fields there are on a 1040. And then think about all the extra schedules &c. Gates must have to file.

    46. Re:I don't buy it by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Its just Bill showing people how much he thinks of himself. That the rest of the world is nothing to him and simply bugs to be squashed.

      Someone should have taken him out decades ago.

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    47. Re:I don't buy it by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      I always thought the secret procedural stuff had more to do with some poor bugger earning twenty thousand a year paying more tax than somebody else earning a million dollars a year.

      It makes it really hard to convince the wage slaves paying the bulk of taxes that the system is fair when the rich seem to be able to avoid it on a regular basis.

      The flat rate tax system will always popular with the rich, so no matter how poor you are, you will always pay tax and no matter how rich you are you will always find tax avoidance scheme so that you wont have to pay any tax at all (even better hide it in a foundation you can use to promote yourelf even when your actions in business reflect you true personality not the illusion the foundation attempts to create).

      It is always easy to find a persons true generosity, pay attention to how much they publicise it or how anonomously they do it and then you will discover the true motivation behind it. Funny how the "publicised generosity" always seems to occur when ever there is a fall in his popularity or that of his company (often well deserved, for some nasty anti consumer business tactic that they have been caught out on).

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    48. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GREAT WORK MODS!!! Mod all posts that are not liberal and socialist, or poke fun at liberals, down down down!!!! Free thought is the enemy of liberalism!!!!

    49. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    50. Re:I don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it would be more accurate. But you didn't read the comic!

  9. W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is only ONE computer that could possibly handle these calculations.

    I have an idea, if your fortune gets to be so large that even the IRS can't figure it all out, you should be required to give some of it away to the poor until they can do the necessary calculations.
    That being said, I will accept cash and postal money orders only please.

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    1. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

      Well, it would seem that he's trying, but with $60 billion, it takes a LOT:

      http://www3.sympatico.ca/truegrowth/gates1.html
      http://www.gatesfoundation.org/ ...Enough so to be named Time People of the Year.
      Setting aside the business ethics used to make the money, I'd say he's found at least one good way to use it.
      Now about that Olympic swimming pool of puddding...

    2. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Stone316 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, becasue he never gives any money to charity! Trying googling for Bill Gates Charity... Moron

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    3. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can sneer at his wealth all you want but he has already founded the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, the world's largest charitable foundation. That's a good thing.

    4. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      He does, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation gets a lot of his $$$. They have no kids to spend on. I don't think the BMGF spends it's money in the best of ways but that's another discussion.

      I'm sure BG's taxes are complex and he probably has a staff of CPA's and likely get audited every year as well. But a special computer is BS. And ppl say my boss (McNealy) is full of it, he's an amateur compared to Gates (and Ellison).

    5. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/bio.asp

      He and Melinda have 3 children. I read somewhere that they have a max inheritance of less than 1%, and the rest is set for charaties (though it will probably be given away as stock with strings, as the mass sale of gates stock would destroy microsoft.

    6. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Mayhem178 · · Score: 0

      Not sure that would help the situation. Giving money away generates tax write-offs, which is even more work for the IRS.

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    7. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      Actually.... They have three children.

      http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/bio.asp

      I don't think the BMGF is meant to put them in the poorhouse, though. The kids will have plenty when it's over.

          - Zarq
                Trolling in obsolescence for +1 Informative.

    8. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have three kids so far.

    9. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you forget to carry the one, it vaporizes Russia.

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    10. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      Two Words:

      Fair Tax

      http://www.fairtax.org/

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    11. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by falzer · · Score: 3, Funny

      > There is only ONE computer that could possibly handle these calculations.

      WOPR? A mere abacus. Mention it not.

    12. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by trigeek · · Score: 1

      RTFA! The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has assets greater than $29 Billion, and is the largest charity in the world! He already does give a lot to the poor...

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    13. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, I agree, we should have a Fair Tax. But the scheme currently known as "Fair Tax" is about as fair as a squal beseiged town on a cold spring's day.

    14. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by OK+PC · · Score: 1

      Thats commie talk that son...

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    15. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by somersault · · Score: 1

      it doesnt take much at all to setup a transfer of all 60 billion to a charity, or several charities, surely? If he still has $60 billion for himself then he cant be too bothered about giving away to charity

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    16. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Last I checked, 'evil Bill Gates' does give quite a bit of money away to the poor. Certainly he is no pauper for it, but he is socially conscious. Now, before you flame this post, please seperate your opinion of his firm's software with what he does with his money. He may the head of a lousy software company, but he is also a good philanthropist.

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    17. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Nazmun · · Score: 1

      It's not the sheer amount of bill's money thats causing irs issues. It's the complicated nature of his finances with so much money in so many places doing so many things.

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    18. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by MetallicPlastic · · Score: 1

      There is only ONE computer that could possibly handle these calculations.

      I know of another.

      It can also turn you into a dehumanized blob, which is a nice bonus for those pesky tax evaders.

    19. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, 'evil Bill Gates' does give quite a bit of money away to the poor.

      Hm... What if he give money to charity EXACTLY to reduce his debt with the IRS? I'm not saying that he is evil in any case, I'm just wondering his reason to do so...

    20. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > He and Melinda have 3 children. I read somewhere
      > that they have a max inheritance of less than 1%

      I see a "Daddy Dearest..." on the horizon!

      Even at 1%, that's what, $700 million / 3 = a paltry $233 million per kid?!?!?

      Government steals (steal: (v) point a gun at someone and take that which does not belong to you under violence or threat of violence) half of that, remember. So each gets $116.5 million.

      Yeah, you'd have to sit at the kiddie table with guys like Jobs and Paul Allen. If you even got in at all, what with 280+ billionairs in the US and growing. The last time a sub-billion fortune was considered amazing was in "Arthur", starring Dudly Moore, a late '70's comedy where he inherits a $700 million fortune. This, in turn, was only a few years after the Six Million Dollar Man, part of what spawned the Dr. Evil "one milllllllllllllion dollars!"

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    21. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by nappingcracker · · Score: 1

      [Would You Like To Play A Game Of Chess?]

      No, Joshua, please compute my taxes.

      [How About A Nice Game Of Global Thermonuclear War?]

      No, thank you Joshua, my taxes please.

      [How About Global Thermonuclear War?]

      No, my taxes, Joshua.

      [Parcheezy?]

      Please compute my taxes, Joshua.

      [Scrabble?]

      Taxes.

      [Joshua sad]

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    22. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "There is only ONE computer that could possibly handle these calculations."

      Just remember, if it asks you if you want to play a game, SAY NO!

    23. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      To all the smarty pants who had to tell us that BG does give to the poor - the parent said "until they can do the necessary calculations"

      Let's forget it was a joke - looks like Bill still doesn't give enough.

      BTW, Alphonse Capone also gave to charity - he must have been a really nice man.

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    24. Re:W.ealth O.verload P.lanned R.esponse by enzo_romeo · · Score: 1

      Or they could use Skynet by Cyberdyne Systems. That computer kicks ass (literally).

  10. What a liar... by majjj · · Score: 1

    $62.88 billion can be easily worked with any desktop pc... Why is it that its always Bill ?

    1. Re:What a liar... by l33t.g33k · · Score: 1

      Because Bill's generally really arrogant. He likes to bloat about how important he is.
      On the other hand, he's taking himself down a notch by admitting that Windows isn't all that great! (by the fact that the IRS needs a Mac to process his tax return...)

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    2. Re:What a liar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or actually, if not a Mac, then something other than Windows...

    3. Re:What a liar... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      I just checked... even Excel can handle 47 bill, Bill. Wanker.

      Justin.

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    4. Re:What a liar... by muyuubyou · · Score: 4, Funny

      $64.0 billion ought to be enough for anybody.

    5. Re:What a liar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uMMM, the article didn't mention the old or the new computer platform. So Taco's attempt at windows bashing was his own editorilization.

    6. Re:What a liar... by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      gah!
      see those funny little symbols at the beginning and end of the submission?
      The ones after the word "writes" and right at the very end?
      They're called "Quotation Marks". Those symbols, along with the two words at the beginning of the story (which say "NightWulf writes") tell you that CmdrTaco did not say any such thing.
      They tell you that the submitter, "NighWulf" said it.

      Why is that so difficult to understand for so many slashdotters? So often you see the editor blamed for the words of the submitter. A little reading comprehension wouldn't hurt, people!

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    7. Re:What a liar... by a+gash · · Score: 1

      best comment on this thread

  11. Requires a special display and keyboard by glomph · · Score: 1, Funny

    Which only displays the numeral "6" in large repetitive multiples, usually in triplets.

  12. Pure fluff by MustardMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd love to see some more detail on exactly WHY they would need a different computer. It's not exactly like 47 billion is a hard number to handle. If it's even true (questionable) I'd say it's probably because their SOFTWARE has some sort of limitation, using low precision numbers or the like, so they had to set up one machine where the software was modified to have higher precision

    1. Re:Pure fluff by Woy · · Score: 1

      Of course its software. The "insufficient" computer is either turing-complete or it isn't. And it is.

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    2. Re:Pure fluff by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume for sake of simplicity that all values are stored in cents so that integers can be used. Using floating points increases the overhead and the strength of my argument along with it.

      Here's why: The maximum value an unsigned 32-bit integer can hold is approximately 4.29 billion. 47 billion dollars is 4.7 trillion cents, and to store that number, you need a 64-bit integer. According to prior posters, the IRS's system was implemented back in the early 70s. IIRC, 32-bit processors were still a long way coming at that point, so a 32-bit integer was probably a long data type in those days. A 64-bit integer would be out of the question. This wasn't much of an issue back then, nor is it today. How many Americans have numbers anywhere close to 40 billion cents on their taxes? So, they have a few special computers that can handle 64-bit integers for the few special cases, and stick with their ancient maCHines that still get the job done for everyone else.

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    3. Re:Pure fluff by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

      It may not be that the computer can't handle it, but that given the enormous amount of taxes he most likely pays, it's in the IRS's interests to treat Gates as a standalone case, to make sure that he is audited correctly.

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    4. Re:Pure fluff by aquabat · · Score: 1
      That's exactly the problem - the software.

      The normal IRS computers all run some variant of Microsoft Windows(tm).

      Now, if you were the IRS, would you calculate my taxes, using a program that I wrote?

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    5. Re:Pure fluff by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      According to prior posters, the IRS's system was implemented back in the early 70s. IIRC, 32-bit processors were still a long way coming at that point

      YDRC. 32-bit microprocessors might have been a long way coming, but, at that point, mainframes were 32-bit (e.g., S/360 and S/370), 36-bit (e.g., Univac), or whatever the Burroughs machines were if you ignore the tag bits (48-bit, I think).

      Also, they might have used decimal rather than binary, in which case the word length wouldn't have mattered.

      Now, perhaps the problem is software, but the software problem might have been due to the author of the tax-processing software not bothering to do multiprecision arithmetic, or the compiler developers not bothering to provide it.

      Or it might have been due to the software having been developed in a time when income, etc. levels were an inflationary factor of N away from current levels.

      Or it might just have been Gates oversimplifying, or of somebody mishearing what he heard (the quotation marks in the article nonwithstanding).

      Or it might just have been somebody making something up; that's not exactly unheard of.

    6. Re:Pure fluff by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly like 47 billion is a hard number to handle.

      Not on a modern 64-bit CPU with loads of disk space and RAM, no.

      It takes 43 binary digits to story a value of $47 billion (to a one-cent precision). Chances are good that memory was at such a premium decades ago, when the IRS processing code was first developed, that it would have been considered ludicrous to dedicate the space required for such a value.

      I'd say it's probably because their SOFTWARE has some sort of limitation, using low precision numbers or the like

      Sure. But really, it's not the precision that gets ya, it's the scale.

  13. Is this the Intel Math bug??? by affinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well bad part about it is that the rest of us tax payers pay for it...ha ha ha

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    1. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Yea, and Bill gates pays more taxes in one year then you and me earn in ten years. Talk about putting things into perspective.... Oh and my numbers are probably very very conservative.

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    2. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So Billy boy has $47B and earns 1.5% average return on his money (any excess is given away).
      Bill's salary is given away.
      Bill's home mortgage (if it exists) does not exist.
      He earns roughly: $705,000,000 per year.
      That quite certainly puts him in a high tax bracket:

      If taxable income is over-- But not over-- The tax is:
      $326,450 no limit $88,320.00 plus 35% of the amount over 326,450
      (So he pays $705M - $326,450)*35% + $88,320
      246635742.5+$88,320 =

      $246,724,062.50 in taxes
      Since we don't use the cents collumn in fed tax does anyone know whether the .5 rounds up or down in this case :-)

      I make about $42K a year.
      So dear billy pays in taxes what I make in over 5 _THOUSAND_ years.
      Yeah, I'd say your guess was conservative alright. We haven't even figured in state taxes and I think he earns more than 1.5% in interest and divadends per year.
      -nB

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    3. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      You know, now that I've posted that and realise just how small I really am in the financial world...
      If you'll excuse me I think I need to go ... do ... something.
      Don't quite know what yet but snorting cocaine is climbing up the list quite quickly...
      hmmm....

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    4. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by jgc7 · · Score: 2

      Not quite right. The tax rate on dividend income is capped at 15%, and the portion of "his" $47B given to the charity is not taxed. The MSFT dividend is approximately 1.3%, and his salary is $1M which he likely donates. So his approximate annual tax payment is on the order of 20B * 15% * 1.3% = $39 mils.

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    5. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by Flummox · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no state income tax in Washington... so no worries there.

    6. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      What about interest income?
      I was figuring that he could pull in 1.5% just on the money sitting somewhere. The dividend income would be in addition to my calculation as it comes from shares of stock that (AFAIK) are not part of the $47B. Also noted was that any income over the 1.5% would simply be given away so that the calculation would be easier.
      -nB

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    7. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      You know, now that I've posted that and realise just how small I really am in the financial world... If you'll excuse me I think I need to go ... do ... something. Don't quite know what yet but snorting cocaine is climbing up the list quite quickly... hmmm....

      Yea, I think this is the most sensible post I have ever seen on /. And for a person who does not do anything more then drink alcohol, that is saying a lot. Man, it makes me wish I could do something like save Bill's life...then when he rewards me I could retire :) If you were the richest man in the world, someone just saved your life - would giving 5 mil be that bad? :)

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    8. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by jgc7 · · Score: 1

      Either his wealth is invested in Microsoft Stock or some interest bearing instrument, but it can't be both (at least for the same buck anyways.) If he sold his billion shares of microsoft and invested in Bonds paying 5% interest, then yes he would have 5% in interest income. Interest income is taxed at 15%, the same as dividend income.

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    9. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Sweet I learned something.
      Any way you slice it though, he still pays more in taxes each year than I am going to make in my lifetime at my current salary.
      Very depressing :-/
      -nB

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    10. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington state has sales taxes but no income tax.

    11. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by lannocc · · Score: 1
      We haven't even figured in state taxes

      No need... Washington state has no state income tax.

    12. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by penguinrenegade · · Score: 1

      There is no personal state income tax in Washington.

      Also, you forget that Bill Gates' stock is not taxed until sold, so he doesn't have $47B in the bank.

    13. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Any way you slice it though, he still pays more in taxes each year than I am going to make in my lifetime at my current salary.
      Very depressing "

      Huh? Why should that depress you? Just because someone makes a lot more than you?

      If everyone thought like you, all but the richest would be depressed - or perhaps all would be depressed if there was a tie and the richest didn't like being tied for first place.

      You make 42K a year, thats a lot more than I earn (I live in a 3rd world country). Does that make you feel a lot happier now?

      If it's not enough because you don't have enough for necessities (food, clothing, shelter, overheads[1], plus some fun[2]) then that's understandable.

      But if it's not enough just because it's not more than most other people, than that's foolishness.

      If you believe that a human life is more precious[3] than any amount of money (which a lot of people _say_ they believe), then having more genuine friends should be worth more to you than having more money.

      If you were able to get USD40 billion if your friend sacrificed his life, would you go for the money, even assuming your friend would willingly sacrifice his life so that you could have the money? This assuming you already have enough to survive.

      If you do believe that money is more precious to you, then you better really be sure that will be the case forever.

      Because if some of us are right (and not totally deluded), forever could be a very long time to count your billions alone without any friends.

      [1] In this world you need to spend money to make money - no car = no job for many people.

      [2] Unlike others I count fun as a necessity, because otherwise you might as well be a machine. Note: if your fun makes up a substantial part of your total bill then you better be having a lot of fun and not depressed.

      [3] I used the word _precious_. Sure the economists will be able to give you an estimated economic value for the average human life, that's all well and good since we have limited resources - we do need to figure out how much compensation for a life.

      But to say that's all there is to it is like saying the first taste of ice-cream was worth only the cost of buying it. Even economists know that the ice cream should be worth more to the person than the money the person is paying for it - otherwise that person is stupid.

      People value people. Circular perhaps, but without people money is also worthless.

      BTW what's the economic value of the Universe anyway?

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    14. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by a+gash · · Score: 1

      Don't quite know what yet but snorting cocaine is climbing up the list quite quickly... hmmm....

      Me too. -bg

    15. Re:Is this the Intel Math bug??? by PokeyMillie · · Score: 1

      Did you know there is not state tax in Washington? or Florida either....

  14. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    They do mine on a napkin with a red pen.

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  15. Oblig. Simpsons Reference by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Moe: "Say, Barn. Uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?"

    Barney: "Oh ho, oh yeah. We all had a good laugh, Moe."

    Moe: "The results came back today."

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    1. Re:Oblig. Simpsons Reference by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      Lenny: "You sent your little girl downtown on a bus?" Carl: "Alone?" Homer: "Maybe... but you don't know Lisa, I mean, she's so smart, they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach her some things, but she had so much knowledge it overloaded and then it got really hot and caught on fire!" Carl: "That never, uh, happened, did it Homer?"

  16. I've got negative money! by SillySnake · · Score: 2, Funny

    I haven't RTFA, but when I read the blurb, it made me think of all the old games and software that would let your money/score/whatever roll over to zero if it got too high. Nothing like having one billion, wait, negative 500 million doll.. Ah CRAP!

    And now that I've RTFA while I waited for ./ to log me in.. I wonder why they needed a special computer.. if it really was because thier system can't handle numbers that large, of if there's some sort of other reason.. I wonder if Warren Buffet has the same problem/bragging rights as well..

    1. Re:I've got negative money! by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Think of all those Cobol programs, databases, and external file formats with fixed length variables/fields. It's probably cheaper to code for the cases that will handle 99.9% of the general population and handle the exceptions manually. For incomes over some high limit, I doubt that they rely on a computer to check the returns.

      if (taxpayer.ssn == BG_SSN) {
      taxpayer.audit = FALSE;
      taxpayer.due = 0;
      taxpayer.refund = price(Porsche_Carrera_GT);

      return A_OK;
      }
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  17. Funny story, but... by Manuscript+Replica · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps this is more of a statement about our tax code than about Gates's fortune.

    1. Re:Funny story, but... by kartan · · Score: 1

      No kidding.

      How about a yearly income cap, something like "how much money over $10 Million did you make last year? That's how much you owe in taxes."

      Seriously, wouldn't 99% of Americans be in favor of a yearly income ceiling, provided that it was in the millions? It would help to better distribute the wealth, and still allow people to become really rich (just not filthy stinking rich).

    2. Re:Funny story, but... by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an outstanding way to create a bunch of ex-US citizens that don't pay *any* tax to the US government.

  18. IRS Computers. by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Funny
    The IRS must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for Gates."
    The IRS's computers have been in the dark ages from time immemorial. It's more likely that they had to switch from an ENIAC to a UNIVAC.
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    1. Re:IRS Computers. by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Do you REALLY want the IRS to use the latest and greatest technology with all of it's bugs? it is the same thing with NASA. They don't use the latest processors (I believe I read a long time ago on /. they use PIIs) because they want proven technology. This is one case where I am happy with our gov't using old technology...hell the gov't can't seem to get voting ballot machines to work correctly, it's amazing they got services like the IRS to work.

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    2. Re:IRS Computers. by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I run a toy company and we just got an extremely large government order for Etch-a-Sketches.

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    3. Re:IRS Computers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you REALLY want the IRS to use the latest and greatest technology with all of it's bugs?

      Yes.

      If the bug is in my favor, I take it. If they complain, I tell them "hey, it's your crappy system that broke, don't blame me." End result: I pay less tax, or worst case, I end up paying what I normally would've paid.

      If the bug is in their favor, I scream bloody murder to a judge. End result: I might pay less or no tax, and worst case, I pay what I normally would've paid.

      I don't see the problem here.

  19. Can Bill get more braggily weird? by nekoniku · · Score: 1

    Watch and find out!

    "My taxes can beat up your taxes!"

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  20. Right by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    They need a Linux computer

    1. Re:Right by Dragonshed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only on slashdot would the parent be funny.

  21. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bill Gates + BS = Slashdot headline.

    How about some stuff that matters?

  22. Begging by dupup · · Score: 3, Funny
    his fortune is so big, that the IRS needs a special computer, because a normal one can't handle the numbers

    "Oh, please, please, Mr. IRS Man, please give me the latex glove audit."

    1. Re:Begging by aug24 · · Score: 1

      That's not funny.

      I've got the VAT people visiting me next Valentine's day. Do I want to be the recipient of a large dose of VAT-love? Nu-uh!

      Justin.

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  23. I want my money back by ivan256 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If they're spending tax dollars on a computer to do one guy's taxes, I want some of the $30+K I sent to the government last year back. Seriously.

    If their automated system can't handle one return, then why the hell don't they just do that one by hand? Lazy bastards.

    As an aside, if this story were about Steve Jobs, all the replies would be bitching about how much press he gets.

    1. Re:I want my money back by NtroP · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...if this story were about Steve Jobs, all the replies would be bitching about how much press he gets.
      I thought he only got a $1 salary? Can't be that hard to do the taxes on that. I'd say roughly half as hard as mine...
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    2. Re:I want my money back by Firehed · · Score: 1
      That's the guys at Google, not Jobs. But income tax includes all income, not just salary. So the millions he earns every day on freakin' intrest would tack onto that $1, if Bill were to take the Google approach. But we know only Steve "The Chair" Ballmer could be that hypocritical.

      I suppose this is why we need 64-bit computing though. Computers just can't think about numbers that big. If the 32-bit machines they're using can only work with 4 gigs of ram, and for some reason they decided to count out Bill's salary in the memory rather than use the magic of binary (or decimal shown in binary, as they'd only need, what, 11 bytes of ram or so), there's bound to be a conflict. And only the IRS could come up with an idea so stupid as to require 47 gigs of ram (give or take a bit) to work with the uberest salary ever. Meanwhile, they can get by with less ram that I have on my keychain for my income using that same method.

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  24. One of the MS Money Editions might suffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS Money.
    MS Money Small Business Edition.
    MS Money Enterprise.
    MS Money Multi-national Edition.
    MS Money Dr. Evil Edition.
    MS Money Dr. Evil Edition with Laser Beams.

    1. Re:One of the MS Money Editions might suffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about:

      MS Money Dr. Evil Edition on a Shark with Laser Beams

    2. Re:One of the MS Money Editions might suffice by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

      MS Money / MS Money Small Business Edition / MS Money Enterprise / MS Money Multi-national Edition / MS Money Dr. Evil Edition / MS Money Dr. Evil Edition with Laser Beams.


      Nah, they'd have to use the ultimate Version:

      MS Money Bill Bill

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  25. You can't be serious. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have an idea, if your fortune gets to be so large that even the IRS can't figure it all out, you should be required to give some of it away to the poor until they can do the necessary calculations.

    Part of the problem is likely that Gates gives so much to the poor already. He's the richest man in the world, but name someone that gives more money to the poor than he.

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    1. Re:You can't be serious. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Didn't Jesus have something to say about this, the widows mite ?

    2. Re:You can't be serious. by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      OTOH, it is not that difficult to give a lot when you have a great lot more.

      It is good that he does that, but that's about it.

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    3. Re:You can't be serious. by fimbulvetr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Bills Gates constantly donates substantial amounts of money, and you're arguing that this guy in a fairy tale deserves more recognition?

    4. Re:You can't be serious. by demigod · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...name someone that gives more money to the poor than he.

      Name someone who has as much money to give as he has. If I had half as much money as Bill, I'd give more than he does.

      I don't think it would be hard to find lots of people who give a larger percentage of thier wealth to the poor.

      Some people give 'tell it hurts. I don't think Bill fells the pain.

      I do remember Ted Turner giving $1 Billion over ten years to the UN (a little less than a third his net worth at the time). The UN is not exactly "the poor" though.

      Andrew Carnegie gave away 70% of his fortune

      Don't get me wrong. I'm glad to see Bill give any money to charity, but one has to wonder with so much more money than he can use, why he doesn't give more.

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    5. Re:You can't be serious. by KaLogain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should he have to? Its his money not the publics, he should decide what happens with it.

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    6. Re:You can't be serious. by keefebert · · Score: 1

      Did you not read the part that states the Gates Foundation Endowment is at $29 Billion. The man gives plenty away, plans on giving more, and in no way should be criticied for lack of charitable work. And, he gives money to groups that need it, unlinke Turner and his make-belive donation to the UN. http://www.apfn.org/apfn/turner.htm

    7. Re:You can't be serious. by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      The Bible says that you must tithe 10%.

      Has Bill given away 10%?

    8. Re:You can't be serious. by Macklyn · · Score: 1

      what about the whole fried clams or sausage pizza thing the bible talks about too... Religion ain't got nothing to do with diet!

    9. Re:You can't be serious. by dlelash · · Score: 1

      Personally, I would expect the world's richest man to also be the largest charitable donor. What I'd like to see is a list of biggest donors as a percentage of total wealth.

      (Not to say anything against what the Gates Foundation has done, but really, what else was he going to do with it all, especially since he's said he wasn't just going to leave it to his kids?)

    10. Re:You can't be serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      name someone that gives more money to the poor than he

      Another slobbering sycophant. I'll tell you who: everybody else. If you truly cared about charity, the only thing you would care about is giving in the aggregate, not the donations of individuals. And if you consider the harm done to the computer industry by Microsoft's anti-competitive practices, it would behoove you to consider how much more wealth would be available to distribute had the economy not been so adversely affected by Microsoft's monopoly bullying.

    11. Re:You can't be serious. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > He's the richest man in the world, but name someone
      > that gives more money to the poor than he

      Name someone who even has as much money as he's given away. At $27 billion and counting, that's pretty much just Warren Buffet (maybe) and the Sultan of Brunei (maybe).

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    12. Re:You can't be serious. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >He's the richest man in the world, but name someone that gives more money to the poor than he.

      Being Filthy Rich 101:

      He's the richest man in the world THUS he gives the most in charity.

      When you attain a certain level of wealthy, x amount of it will either go straight to the government in the form of taxes or you can turn that x into your own charitable organization (or just donations). Another amount, lets say y, will always go to the government, so its not like he doesn't pay taxes. Of course all wealthy people do this, some of whom you may like.

      At this level of wealthy x isn't just writeoffs its so huge that you can start a world-class charity and do whatever you want. Cure Malaria? Sure. Bgates might be credited for that in the future. How cool is that? After Microsoft and their antics is a dim memory of our grandkids "Yeah, they made those old computers right grandad?" there might be some incredible lasting social good. A cheap Malaria cure would almost be as earth-shattering as the worldwide smallpox vaccinations the UN did in the 60's.

    13. Re:You can't be serious. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > The Bible says that you must tithe 10%.
      >
      > Has Bill given away 10%?

      Has God?

      Oh, wait. He expects finite mortals to give away their hard-earned effort while he sits there fretting and feeling our pain.

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    14. Re:You can't be serious. by cosmo7 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Bible says that you must tithe 10%.

      Yes, except that the Bible says no such thing.

    15. Re:You can't be serious. by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

      Contrary to what Pat Robertson might have you believe - http://www.geocities.com.nyud.net:8090/HotSprings/ 3658/tithing.html

    16. Re:You can't be serious. by Nikker · · Score: 1

      I agree that Gates has given more then his share to charities.

      But if a man takes all of a towns meat and bread, is he really a superhero if he gives away free bread?

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    17. Re:You can't be serious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gave away a percentage of my wealth MUCH MUCH higher than Billy G, and so do a LOT of people, and for me to give away 20 dollars, it actually takes 'something I want' away from me, Billy G gives away 20 million and honestly has no way to tell he just did... he doesn't skip getting a pizza that night, he doesn't not buy that larger TV....

      bah your to stupid to understand anyhow.

    18. Re:You can't be serious. by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Part of the problem is likely that Gates gives so much to the poor already. He's the richest man in the world, but name someone that gives more money to the poor than he.

      Can I conclude that you think that someone who derives most of their wealth from the rising value of a company that has been convicted of illegal activities should be admired for giving away a small fraction of it ?

    19. Re:You can't be serious. by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      Wow, now I understand how Plain Clothed Christians feel - you mention the Bible on /., and people call you a fanatic.

      Interesting, that.

      Luckily, you all missed my point: There are people who tithe 10%. Poor people. I'm talking about people living on a fixed income, trying to figure out if they should eat or buy medication. Now, they give 10%, which could very well kill them.

      They are making a sacrifice. For charity.

      Bill Gates could give away 90% of his wealth, and he would still be very wealthy.

      In short, Grandma can give $100 and be donating a hell of a lot more than Bill Gates.

      (As to the %10 thing - came up in my Presbyterian Church every pledge drive. That's the only time the minister became a fundamentalist. Frankly, I like the Unitarian way: it takes X to run the church, give what you can.)

  26. A joke? by goodben · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone else consider that Bill was attempting a joke, but the interviewer couldn't tell? I mean only nerds get nerd humor, right?

    1. Re:A joke? by Burb · · Score: 1

      Well, me for one. But it was quite funny.

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    2. Re:A joke? by Otter · · Score: 1
      I mean only nerds get nerd humor, right?

      Not even they do, it would seem...

    3. Re:A joke? by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's an old one out there about Nelson Rockefeller, whose dyslexia was so bad that papers had to be numbered "Page One, Two, Three" etc. When asked how he filed his tax returns, he laughed and said "son, I have five floors of accountants just for that." ...granted, I imagine there's more literal truth to that story than this one.

    4. Re:A joke? by Mazda6s · · Score: 1

      I definitely think that the comment was taken out of context. Just check out the other stories on The Other Side. Doesn't sound like a site that reports the most accurate aspect of its news stories.

  27. WindowsTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it run Windows Tax Edition? I've heard it has all sorts of great features, like numerous rounding issues and the inability to keep track of more than $65,536 worth of assets.

    1. Re:WindowsTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well $65,536 should be enough for anybody.

      (yes, I stretched it for the joke...sue me.)

  28. Special Computer... Special Software? by bobmtb · · Score: 1

    Question is... Does this "special" computer need special software to crunch the numbers? Does this special software come from Microsoft?

  29. Yeah right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA: "So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer," he added in comments broadcast on television.

    And what really happend:

    IRS person: Hello Mr Gates. My computer here is showing me that you haven't paid your 3.5 cajillion dollar taxes the last 4 years.
    Bill: Really? Nice computer you have, it wouldn't be broken now, would it?
    IRS person: -Gulp!-
    IRS person: *Hangs up in fear*

  30. Bill Gates and apology letters by harvey_peterson · · Score: 0

    I'm suspect that Gates even sees anything IRS related (aside from signing documents). I would assume that all of that info would go directly to his business manager.

  31. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, filthy rich toff.
    They send mine to a parrot to add up using mental arithmetic. For those with a subscription

  32. They still can't calculate my taxes. by slashbob22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    and never will, unless they can effectively divide by 0.

    In other news, Steve Balmer threw a chair at the IRS computer so he could also claim they needed a new "special" one for him too.

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    1. Re:They still can't calculate my taxes. by kponto · · Score: 1

      You should have Chuck Norris file for you then.

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    2. Re:They still can't calculate my taxes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there are languages that support division by zero. One of them is Verilog HDL. I wonder if synthesis tool providers generate a negative number as output :)

  33. Special computers for taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

  34. "special" computers by glasseyetiger · · Score: 1

    The IRS must have needed "special" Y2K-compliant computers.

  35. Reminds me of.. by MaGogue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ah well this reminds me of the story that claimed that a Cray computer has been used to design the new Apple Mac (I don't remember which one).

    When Seymour Cray was told this he supposedly replied with "That's funny, because I'm using an Apple computer to design(the Cray supercomputers)".

    1. Re:Reminds me of.. by dangitman · · Score: 1

      So, if you put a Mac in the same room as a Cray, do they become self-aware and reproduce?

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    2. Re:Reminds me of.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't they get stack overflows working like that? //end of joke

    3. Re:Reminds me of.. by plate_o_shrimp · · Score: 1

      They do, but you don't want to watch. It isn't pretty! ;-)

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    4. Re:Reminds me of.. by MaGogue · · Score: 2, Funny


      One needs tools to make better tools to make ..

      One also has to break tools to make room for new ones. That's what I do.

    5. Re:Reminds me of.. by karnal · · Score: 1

      Then you take them to Sears where they'll replace them for free. As long as they're unmotorized hand tools....

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  36. Special Computer by harvey_peterson · · Score: 0

    This sounds like Tech Support mumbo-jumbo.

    "Oh no, sir, it's not your fault. You're such a great customer that we use a *Special Computer* for your account."

    In fact, I think I might use that line today...

  37. But I thought... by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...640K was enough for anybody?

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    1. Re:But I thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, beat me to it!

    2. Re:But I thought... by cogg · · Score: 1
      ...640K was enough for anybody?
      You mis-typed 401K
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    3. Re:But I thought... by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1


      "You mis-typed 401K"

      Dang! Where are my Mod-Points when I really need 'em!

      So I'm afraid all I can give you is this measly emoticon: :-))

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  38. A computer running Ninnle Linux, of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even Linus himself endorses the kernal.

  39. I wonder by guspasho · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this special computer run on Windows?

    1. Re:I wonder by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      No It's all the other machines that run on windows.

      I can imagine bill thinking;
      "hmm the irs uses windows to calculate my tax returns so if I get my software to just tweak a couple of numbers in my favour."

      So the IRS are forced to not use windows because they know this dirty little secret.

  40. But... by Jacquouille · · Score: 1

    ...does it run linux ?

  41. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by pb9494 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I need Microsoft Money 64-bit edition to handle my personal finance...

  42. Funny by springbox · · Score: 1
    I bet this is a lot like those people with the expensive gaming rigs and the high end video cards boasting about the few extra point they got in 3D Mark by overclocking their hardware past any reasonable point. Probably just a lot of bragging to make their ePenis bigger.

    "Yeah? Well.... I'm SO rich that the IRS needs special computers to calculate my taxes! .. And they take up two warehouses near the docks!!"

    1. Re:Funny by 0siris · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or iPenis if they did switch to Macs.

      Hmmm, can Apple sue over a translucent dildo?

  43. I don't buy it either. by crovira · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This article is pure BS because I seem to remember something like 15 digits of precition on either side of the decimal point (999999999999999.999999999999999). These machine and their algorithms are PRECISE. There isn't any rounding float error because they don't really round. So its not the software or the hardware.

    They do segregate some accounts because of the sheer volume of transactions but the database systems and transaction handling systems are on separate 'farms'
      of machines so this article seems to be utter fabrication.

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    1. Re:I don't buy it either. by mwheeler01 · · Score: 1

      Rounding errors aren't really at issue though. It is common accounting practice to round everything to the nearest dollar, in fact you do this on any 1040 form, you're told to round off all of the dollar you input into it. I'm sure the algorithms are not that complex and only as precise as they need to be.

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    2. Re:I don't buy it either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These machine and their algorithms are PRECISE

    3. Re:I don't buy it either. by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you use floats/doubles at all? Since there's a smallest unit of currency (a dollar if you round, a cent otherwise), why not just use integers?

    4. Re:I don't buy it either. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I doubt if they use floating point numbers. The software is probably written in COBOL, in which case it most likely uses Binary Coded Decimal, or (as you suggest) integers. In addition, there are software packages (such as Maple) which can deal with arbitrarily large numbers.

      Because of the rounding/truncation problems inherent in floating-point arithmetic, only a moron would use it for financial calculations.

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    5. Re:I don't buy it either. by mausmalone · · Score: 1
      This article is pure BS because I seem to remember something like 15 digits of precition on either side of the decimal point (999999999999999.999999999999999).
      And regardless of the inherent precision of your standard x86 "double" in C++, they could've used the good ol' BigInt class to take care of it.

      (BigInt and other similar ascii math classes store numbers as text strings, and then does math in base-10 decimal place by decimal place. While slow, it offers practically limitless precision and will run on any platform.)

      So, yeah,... definitely bullshit.
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    6. Re:I don't buy it either. by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 1

      If you are dealing with precision, you have precision error, although with enough precision it doesnt really matter. If you choose to work with exact values, fractions are your best bet.

    7. Re:I don't buy it either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, for one thing double is the only datatype in pre-99 standard C that can represent all integers up to 2^53-1. (not that I believe they are really using C though)

  44. Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My guess is that the IRS segregates the really big fish into a separate system for closer scrutiny. If they are off a tiny bit on a "regular" tax return they might end up plus or minus $50. If they make a tiny mistake on Billy-o's taxes it could be millions of dollars. Plus they probably have an actual team of people going over it, so they may need to let more than one person access a record at a given time, which is likely not the case with their standard system.

    1. Re:Separate System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, with recent changes, those in the lowest tax brackets are now more likely to be audited than in the past. That's right, we want to make sure we get every penny out of the guy earning $15,000 a year.

    2. Re:Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 1, Informative

      Who cares? The reason people who don't make any money aren't audited are that they don't make much money and they have simple 1040EZ taxes. There isn't much there to be suspicious of, and there is even less to double check.

      I think the IRS should autocompute your taxes based on the information that companies send them about pay, interest, etc, and send you a summary in January. If there is nothing to do, just sit on it and your check/bill will come in April, or sign and return it (go to a website, etc) and get your refund check immediately. Otherwise you have until the normal reporting time to submit a form with deductions and/or a separate form for additional income not reported yet.

      Now, this could be even simpler if the government would simply do away with all deductions and simplify the tax code. If the government wants to encourage people to go to college then they can give money to those people in ways other than a tax credit, or just give money directly to schools.

      A simpler tax system would be:

      No tax on the first 20,000 you make.

      X% for the next 20K,
      1.2*X% for the next 20K,
      1.5*X% for the next 20K.
      2*X% for the rest of your income.

      The value of X is determined by that years spending. If the government spends 1 Trillion simoleons in 2004, the taxes for that year need to sum to 1 Trillion simoleons. This will put a lot of pressure on congress to only spend the amount needed, and it will make congressmen very wary of each others pork, because the bill for that huge bridge in Alaska will be paid by people outside of Alaska, and they will directly see the cost.

      Finally, the IRS should provide a line item summary or receipt for each person who files their taxes. It should show the total amount of the taxes paid by that person for every line item in the federal budget (within reason). In other words, somewhere in the receipt for Joe Jackson in Mississippi, who paid $2500 in federal taxes this year, will be a line reading

      "John Wastemore Memorial Bridge to Nowhere -- $4.25" and another reading

      "Study on the effects of hormone injections with regard to the breeding practices of freshwater farm raised catfish -- $0.13" and even

      "Preparation of receipts for every person filing taxes in previous fiscal year -- $1.03"

    3. Re:Separate System by rblum · · Score: 1


      Taxes determined by government spending of the current year = No safety margin whatsoever. Hurricane Katrina comes along, and you have to say "sorry, we're out of money. Help yourselves."

      Paying out money instead of tax credits: Does that money get taxed when you get it? When you spend it? When the recipient spends it? If it doesn't, do you need to put special stamps on it saying "tax-free money"? How do you track that?

      Have you ever bothered to actually *look* at a government budget? That itemized receipt would be marvelously unwieldy and thick.

      And that's only the immediately obvious problems. So, while the tax code is indeed in need of reform, it requires a bit more thought than this.

    4. Re:Separate System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I like the idea of autocomputed taxes for us 1040EZ folks. But it's probably not wise, since it would make it too easy to get away with not declaring income that the government doesn't know about. When I was in graduate school, I received a stipend from the university. The university made clear that they were not required to inform the IRS who received a stipend. So some students kept the money tax-free. I was always honest, and even paid penalties because I didn't know that I was supposed to be paying estimated taxes during the year, but the temptation to cheat would be stronger if the IRS sent me a letter saying I owed $0.

      The idea of tying taxes directly to expenditures would do a lot to prioritize spending. It would have to be offset by one year, though, so that unforseen expenses like Katrina could be paid for the following year instead of resulting in a government shutdown.

      That line item summary from the IRS would be incredibly long. But there should be a standard publication saying "For every $1000 of your taxes: $320 went to the Department of Defense, $150 went to Social Security, etc." And each block could be subdivided to more specific items. There's probably such a publication already, but I don't know where to find it.

    5. Re:Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      Taxes determined by government spending of the current year = No safety margin whatsoever. Hurricane Katrina comes along, and you have to say "sorry, we're out of money. Help yourselves."

      No, you spend then you tax. So if the government has to bail out katrina people, then you get a higher tax bill at the end of the year. It's not like the government lives hand to mouth, they spend what they want and then cook the books and eventually they sell bonds.

      Now, as for Katrina, I don't understand why the federal government has to go down there and babysit those people. Yes, rescue them. Yes, give them emergency shelter. But let them build their own houses, and if they didn't have insurance explain to them that in the future it might be wise to carry insurance, especially if you live under sea level near the ocean. If they couldn't GET insurance then it is a question of assuming the risk of living there.

      It seems heartless, but if the government bails out people every time there is a predictable disaster there remains no incentive to AVOID getting into situations like that. I for one wouldn't want to build a house a foot above the Mississippi, because it floods every 20 years and wipes those houses away. But every 20 years hundreds or thousands of people in the 20 year floodplain lose their houses and look at the government to build them again.

      Sorry folks, if you are so stupid that you build your house where you know it will get destroyed then I shouldn't shoulder the burden of building it again.

      Yes, I understand that most of the people were too poor to do alot about the flooding, and they couldn't afford to move, etc etc. I grant that this is true. So if we are to build them new houses, lets not be completely retarded and build them new houses in the same underwater bowl where they will be trapped again in the next flood. Just cut them a check and let them live wherever, but if they go back to NO let them know they shouldn't expect another check next year.

    6. Re:Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm 99% sure that stipends from a university aren't taxable at all. So you paid taxes on money that doesn't count as earnings under the law, you should try to get that money back this year by reporting an overpayment for those previous years.

    7. Re:Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      Have you ever bothered to actually *look* at a government budget? That itemized receipt would be marvelously unwieldy and thick.

      And we should work around this somehow? Why not simplify government spending so that they aren't paying for weird fish studies. Besides, we don't need a line item for every dollar spent, breaking it into departments or catagories ($x.xx -- Science Research, $yyyyyyy*10^8 -- Tax credits to oil companies).

    8. Re:Separate System by rblum · · Score: 1

      Spend, then tax still doesn't solve the problem that there will be wide swings. Which removes any chance for planning ahead for individuals and companies alike.

      As for government bailouts - even the rescue costs are immense. What about cleanup costs of public property, like roads? Reconstructing roads? Natural disasters carry an immense pricetag, since the value of our shared property is immense. (Let's not debate the "help rebuilding" issue - I haven't spent much time thinking about that, so it's more than likely I would have no idea what I talk about ;)

      Back to the topic at hand - a certain amount of reserves is a good thing for government. And if we look at our current situation, the problem is not exactly that we're saving up money for bad times. The problems is that we're spending hand-over-fist. Tieing taxes to spending won't help in that area. (After all, pretty much all of congress went "Ra!Ra!" over the war on Iraq, and damn the costs....)

    9. Re:Separate System by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      There is no reason not to overtax to produce reserves. Simply add 50 billion to the annual budget and put it into gold and other investments, like buying up already accrued debt or simply in some sort of limbo, like simply removing that cash from the money supply with the option of re-printing it later.

      The government will then have that cash on hand in the event of an emergency, and can thus spend that money without changing taxes or borrowing.

      If the emergency is large enough that it requires more money than has been saved, the fed still has the power to borrow money. The caveat I would make is that the power to borrow money should be discouraged by the pain of paying it back, and so a minimum portion of the debt should have to be paid back every year, in addition to any accrued interest. A ballpark amount for this might be "No more than 10% of the non-debt portion of the annual federal budget, plus any accrued interest". That way the debt will only increase taxes by about 10% (not tax rates, taxes. So if you were paying 20% income tax, with a large debt you may have to pay a maximum of (very ballpark figure) 22% + any interest).

      I propose this system of taxation-after-spending because the current system has no feedback whatsoever to voters or congressman. If you spend $1000 dollars on your credit card you have to pay a bill every month, and that is unpleasant. So you weigh every credit card purchase against the unpleasant payments. You ask yourself "is this new DVD burner really worth the amount I'm going to have to pay for it?". Stores know how this psychology works, and so they offer you "No interest until 2008" and "No payments until 2007" etc. They do this because delaying the payment lets us convince ourselves that spending the money now is worthwhile. By the time we regret the purchase the couch is well worn.

      That is how our federal finances work now. They can spend without limit and basically never have to repay the debt. The payments never start, and so the unpleasantness is delayed. However, the unpleasant payback is not avoided. Eventually someone has to pay back the debt, and the longer we go without changing the way we accrue it the greater the unpleasantness will be in the end.

      In this way we will have to pay enough of the budget year by year that there will be pressure not to spend on congress. This pressure is counteracted by the urge to spend. Where the desire to spend among a majority of congress is greater than the expected unpleasantness of the taxes necessary to support that spending, the spending will take place. Otherwise, it won't, and the money will not be wasted.

  45. Bill Gates' TAX computer.... by Cyberhypi · · Score: 1

    Must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for this. Ahhhhhhhh Microsoft and the wonders of flawed software!

    1. Re:Bill Gates' TAX computer.... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      I somehow doubt that the IRS systems from the 60s are running Windows.

  46. Conflict of interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, correct me if I'm wrong here...but if Billy's financial information ever wound up on an IRS PC running any MS software...wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?

    if ($host=="BILLSPECIAL") { fake($taxes); }

    ?

  47. Very likely special software by un.sined · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I was working on a project at one point to help "High net-worth individuals" keep in touch with their financial advisors, and to aggregate all of their portfolios into one view.

    We encountered a bug where the amount of money that Bill Gates had wasn't supported by the software. It's entirely possible that for most taxpayers, they're just using a data type that doesn't count high enough to manage the wealth that Bill has acquired.

  48. I think... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    ... Bill need more than a staple for that partickular EULA. A 10mm steel bolt perhaps?

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    -- Henning von Tresckow
  49. He's not Chuck Norris, because... by mcho · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

    1. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by scovetta · · Score: 1

      You've obviously been waiting months, if not years, to make a Chuck Norris reference.

      Unless you actually ARE Chuck Norris...which would be way cool.

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      Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
    2. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by bk4u · · Score: 2, Funny
      Unless you actually ARE Chuck Norris...which would be way cool.

      If he was actually Chuck Norris, we would have all been roundhouse kicked by now.

      --
      Remember kids, with great power comes great opportunity to abuse that power
    3. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by johansalk · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Can someone please explain to me this Chuck Norris meme? I know who he is, I just don't know why so many people are mentioning him a lot lately.

    4. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      America seems to need a hero right now, and Chuck Norris is it. Why? Stallone is too drooly, Arnold is too governmenty, and, well, who else is there?

      Chuck Norris has been a B-movie star for decades and he's actually a nice guy that can roundhouse kick you in the face (not movie SFX) if he wants to. He's a real person, and people like him for that. Chuck for president!

    5. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ has been floating round in an email.

    6. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by damsa · · Score: 1

      That's a copycat site. This is the original. http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

    7. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris is the new David Hasselhof. Frankly I'm very pleased that the prior David Hasselhof meme has finally died.

      Besides, he's one of the last conservative action-hero actors that isn't in public office. That's almost as special as being one of the last liberal actors who hasn't threatened to move to Canada.

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    8. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by TheLetterPsy · · Score: 1

      Also, Chuck Norris has Real Ultimate Power and can flip out and kill people with a roundhouse kick to the face.

      . . . and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

      Someone once told Chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick is not the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake ever made.

    9. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by scuba964 · · Score: 1
    10. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      OK. I really really want to know why Chuck Norris has suddenly become the guy to talk about.

    11. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Stallone is too drooly

      Never thought I would hear Stallone decribed in this way. Its a good adjective though it doesn't exist. Whatever works I guess!! ;)

    12. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by mcho · · Score: 1

      For some reason, he's really popular with the college kids...trends, you gotta love them.

    13. Re:He's not Chuck Norris, because... by n3g471v3+z3r0 · · Score: 1

      It's no doubt because of NBC's acquiring of the show Walker Texas Ranger. Conan O'Brian has been doing a running gag ever since where he pulls a lever and shows a clip from the show. (that show was rediculous by the way, so the clips out of context are histerical)

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  50. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. Simpson, this computer can process NINE tax returns per DAY. Did you really think you could fool it?

  51. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by lbmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must be raking in the dough.
    They send mine to this fellow.

  52. And 'Trojan' has to make a special... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Excuse me if I don't believe this.

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  53. Anybody think he was just joking? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    I mean, IRS processes taxes for other billion dollar corporations, so I doubt Bill Gates is any different. This just sounds like a Geek trying to make a joke, except all the other geeks out there take him seriously.

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  54. 15 decimal places for Treasury Dept by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The Treasury Department computes its finances to 15 decimal places.

    P.S. Incidentally they've just reached the current legal debt ceiling of $8.184 trillion and wont be able to issue new bonds until Congress raises it.

  55. PC vs mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is a Mac not a personal computer?

    1. Re:PC vs mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since IBM started using the phrase IBM PC. Different things, more of a trademark thing I guess.

  56. I call BS. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    1. Ints roll over at 2 billion but I doubt that they use ints for taxes.
    2. Even if it is a VERY old system most likely it uses BCD. No floating point rounding errors and used to be the standard for accounting system. Might still be for the high end ones.
    3. Lots of entities have been that rich in the past. I can imagine that the IRS needed special software for GM, Ford, and IBM long before Mr. Gates was more than a Yuppie.

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  57. Say what you will by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Gates's fortune is put at $US47 billion ($62.88 billion), according to the latest list of the world's rich published by Forbes magazine.

    The couple's Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has a $US29 billion ($38.8 billion) endowment making it the world's biggest charity.

    So BG is putting more than half of his money into the Foundation (assuming he's the sole contributor). We may all not like him, but at least he's trying to do some good with the money he's fleeced from us. I just wish I still had the money so I could donate it and get the tax writeoff!

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    1. Re:Say what you will by bark · · Score: 1

      I would assume that the Bill Gates' personal net worth and the fund for the Foundation are kept separate. So it's not that Gates puts more than 1/2 of his net worth into the foundation, it that the Foundation AND his net worth combine to about 76 Billion US. If he is the sole contributor, he's put about 38% of his lifetime-earned Net Worth (ie 38% of 76 Billion = 29 Billion (the size of the foundation))

      It's still a sizable amount, but nowhere near 1/2.

  58. Just Upgrade the Processor and OS by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Any computer geek should know that once your fortune exceeds $2147483647 that you need to get a 64-bit processor and upgrade to Windows XP-64.

    Maybe the IRS is still buying from Dell and can't get a proper AMD64 processor.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Just Upgrade the Processor and OS by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      A real geek would write a BigInt class and overload all the mathematical operators.

      They'd probably also write a BigFixedPoint class to handle the cents as well, which would have two BigInts; one for each side of the decimal point. It would also need some more overloading of those mathematical operators.

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  59. Memory by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 1

    They must be using one of those machines with 640K of memory.

  60. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  61. Bill Gates' tax computer by VAXcat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yah, they hadda build one with dials that go to 11.

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    1. Re:Bill Gates' tax computer by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Yah, they hadda build one with dials that go to 11. "

      Geek translation: Yeah, they had to build one with bits that go to 1.1

  62. That taxes requires a computer at all is a shame by FellowConspirator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My finances are not very complex, but apparently enough that I'm relegated to the long-form return. I've got to search various forms for fields labelled with numbers to copy out numbers and add them together, copy those to other numbered fields into another form, add them together, altogether having to read an instruction for each field that often reads: "refer to IRS document X to see if this applies to you", or "complete worksheet X and if you get a number between -100 and 325, ignore this line". PLEASE, GOD, WHY?!?!

    In my wife's home country, all taxes are collected at whatever transaction takes place. At the end of the year, you get a receipt to review. If everything seems in order, you are all set.

    Personally, I'd like to see the entire body of personal tax law reduced to 2 pages. If you can't fit it in 2 standard-size pages in 10-pt type, you can't tax it. Further, taxes should be collected at transaction time (payment, sell investment), and the rate ought to be flat and without deductions. Do that, and Gates taxes would look like this:

    Salaries: 1,000,000
    * 0.15 = 150,000 tax
    Realized gains on investments: 2,000,000
    * 0.15 = 300,000 tax
    Interest earned: 900,000,000
    * 0.15 = 135,000,000

    Total tax: 135,450,000
    -- paid in full, thank you for your support of the USA.
  63. 32bit unsigned by LakeSolon · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't surprise me if the program the IRS uses to automate calculates only accepts 32bit unsigned integers which max out at 4,294,967,295 (or some similar range problem). It's not entirely unreasonable to guess that there are few enough cases of numbers greater than this appearing in whatever particular instance gates might be referring to that the IRS hasn't deemed it worthwhile to update the system and instead just does the math for those few people in Excel (possible irony alert).

  64. Wow not even april fool's day by texasbat · · Score: 0

    looked at the calendar, thought it was april 1.

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    I work too hard for my illusions just to throw them all away.
  65. Mac Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mac users really are morons when it comes to about anything that has to do with how a computer functions. They spout off marketing hype and lingo they actually believe. They can quickly drop the value of any technical discussion to a worthless level. Please Mac users, use your tool and keep quiet on such things.

  66. I think what the comment meant was... by Dixie+Flatliner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The IRS has a department for handling corporate taxation, a small sub-department of which is for handling personal taxes for large income/asset citizens. It seems the mix up's occur when the normal tax departments process some of his holdings, and find on their local department network records that no taxes have ever been paid on the holdings, and send out some notices. There's never any names attached to the accounts at processing level, so it probably happens relatively often.

  67. This isn't about Bill, it's about the IRS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I'm confused by all the comments about the computer being just for him, or that there is something different about that one computer itself than any other. Reading TFA, it looks to me like the IRS standard software has a limit to what it can accept, probably due to input checking when someone making 1,000,000,000.00 in a year being considered an impossibility, and I'm sure the IRS is not allowed to do anything by hand (with the regulations for computerization that are thrown around), so they either modified the existing software or built a new package, and it was easier to load it on a different machine than have two similar packages running on the same machine. And nowhere does it imply that he is the only one on there. Warren Buffet could be on there as well. Of course, TFA was misleading in that the IRS doesn't know and doesn't care what your net worth is. They only care about income received.

    So the IRS has software with such restrictive error checking that it can't handle inputs of everyone, or their software is incapable of handling such numbers because of programming considerations. That the richest person in the US is affected isn't news. That the IRS impliments broken solutions and has to cobble together work arounds that lead to other problems described in TFA is the problem.

    1. Re:This isn't about Bill, it's about the IRS by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      During the year-2000 craze, one insurance company in Britain reported that their computer software had always been able to handle customers who were born in the century before the current century (they had to, because the system was started around 1960 and there were plenty of pensioners born in the previous century at that time), but they figured out that to change it to handle customers two centuries before the current one would be a significant, expensive, and dangerous change.

      On the other hand, they only had half a dozen customers born in the 19th century and still alive in the year 2000, so they removed their records from the computer system and one man handled their accounts manually. Much cheaper that way.

      Probably the same here. Something like a database with a nine digit field for "donations to charity". Much cheaper to handle Bill Gates' tax by hand then to make a software change just for one person.

    2. Re:This isn't about Bill, it's about the IRS by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Much cheaper to handle Bill Gates' tax by hand then to make a software change just for one person.

      Given my dealings with the federal government and the words chosen in the interview, I think that the software was changed for a few people (possibly just one). Many parts of the government where manually handling something would be the most efficient way are not allowed to do that because of the requirements to have everything handled digitally. So the thought of one computer dedicated to the few exceptions seems like a very reasonable thing for the government to do. It isn't worth changing all the systems, but they are required to have it computerized.

  68. Not really implausible by Ken+Hall · · Score: 1

    A number of years ago, I worked for a fairly prestigious research hospital, and we had a handful of highly paid doctors and researchers. Like most large companies, we had a mainframe-based commercial payroll system. We also had a SECOND payroll system, just for the highest-paid researchers. It seemed that due to tax law changes, some of the deduction fields in the files weren't large enough to cope with the amounts. It was a source of some amusement, and a little resentment, among the tech staff.

    Eventually, they converted to a more current product, and the second system was eliminated.

    In these days of relational databases and abstracted fields/elements, I can't see this being an issue, but you never know.

  69. Bill Gates headline.... by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

    Ha, ha, Bill Gates [money quantity statement] and [someting about Windows] and then [something about Window's reputation]. Man, that's hilarious. Maybe he should [do something that Jobs has done] or even [clever Linux reference].

    Have you heard the one about 640k or a broken CD-ROM cupholder yet? Those are a gas.

  70. Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For shame, ripping off a Fark headline...

  71. Null Number Generator by xzanthar · · Score: 1
    Can I use the Null Number Generator to calculate my taxes?
    Me: Computer, give me a number.
    Computer: 0
    Me: Good, its working.
    Me: Computer, how much taxes do I owe?
    Computer: 0
    Me: Exelent.
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  72. It's a language/software issue by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they just had to switch over to special software that can compute arbitrary precision numbers.

  73. Merrill Lynch, 1987, payroll system had same thing by gelfling · · Score: 2, Informative

    We had to modify our payroll system in 1987 to be able to cut a check with 8 digits to the left of the decimal for one broker.

  74. WHO by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 3, Informative

    Don't forget the enormous amount of money he donates to the WHO, not to mention paying for immunizations for hundreds of thousands of American kids. The Gates have become world-class philanthropists, and yet they get almost no credit for it. Humility in charity is an impressive thing.

    1. Re:WHO by sjf · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have plenty of problems with Bill Gates, but I applaud his charitable giving. However, I can't accept your accusation of humility: it is called the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation after all, not AFAIK (Aid For Africa In Kind) or something more anonymous. And, anyone who has listen to NPR knows that BMGF is a regular sponsor. There's no humility here: this is about Bill's image. On the other hand, that's fine with me, I don't doubt that he's doing some good at the same time.

    2. Re:WHO by himself · · Score: 1

      Mark MF-WN wrote:
      >
      > Don't forget the enormous amount of money [Bill Gates] donates to the WHO...
      >
            What with them all going deaf and all, it's no surprise they've had to look to philanthropic organizations for help. Can you see Roger Daltrey with a hearing ear dog or a little trained spider monkey on his shoulder or something, during an autograph session? Awwwesome.

    3. Re:WHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the enormous amount of money he donates to the WHO, not to mention paying for immunizations for hundreds of thousands of American kids. The Gates have become world-class philanthropists, and yet they get almost no credit for it. Humility in charity is an impressive thing.

      There's a difference between giving a large absolute amount, and sacrificing for a cause. Bill does not sacrifice anything for these causes. In fact, for a tiny fraction of his net worth, in an amount that would change his daily life absolutely not at all, he gets to feel good, make people smile at him, and get news articles written about how nice of a guy he is, rather than about how much of a ruthless and aggressive businessman he is. Sure, the world benefits greatly from anything he gives out, and I hope he continues giving, but it'd be a hard argument to call it altruistic.

    4. Re:WHO by red990033 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the enormous amount of money he donates to the WHO..

      And here I thought "Pinball Wizard" would still be selling pretty well!!

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  75. 8086 maybe? by RingDev · · Score: 1

    It could be true, if the IRS bought one of them new fangled Pentium PCs to do his taxes. I mean, can their fleet of 8086 machines even handle 16b floats?

    -Rick

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  76. Their computers were lacking a key component. by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    Of course they couldn't calculate his taxes, unless they had a machine that could use the evil bit.

  77. There's a simple fix for that problem... by nani+popoki · · Score: 1

    Tax Bill at a special 100% rate. All computers can handle a value of zero.

  78. Should pay himself a $1 a year by simong · · Score: 1

    and he could have been running Disney by now.

    "You can have the office, Bill. I'll have the living room."

  79. That's why they can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't do it anymore on one PC, because they had to roll back patent infringing features in Office, so they can't edit db data directly from spreadsheet.

  80. slashdot by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    news for nerds. stuff ripped off from fark.com

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  81. I know how to earn that much by Chronomicon · · Score: 1

    Just wait for Google to release their free desktop Linux then invest in all the furniture repair businesses in Redmond http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/13/ballmer_ch air_denial/

    1. Re:I know how to earn that much by Tankko · · Score: 1

      Not to nit-pick, but they should invest in the furniture business first, then release the Linux OS.

    2. Re:I know how to earn that much by Chronomicon · · Score: 1

      Doh! Methinks my fiendish plot is foiled.

  82. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they need a Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?

  83. cmon bill by santaliqueur · · Score: 0

    don't you have enough money? $640K should be enough for anyone.

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  84. It's probably a simple field length issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Some of the value fields may be limited to 10 digits for personal taxes, and his (along with anyone else with assets/income over 9 billion dollars) simply don't fit in the fields. It's not like the IRS Personal Tax Software adds up all 2 trillion dollars together in a single field.

    Obviously the corporate tax software architecture can handle larger numbers than the personal tax software, very believable from a software architecture that dates back to the late 60's.

  85. last straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco, you Mac fanboy - this is the last time that I look at your site.
    Digg has rendered this place obsolete.
    Enjoy your Mac fandom without my insight any longer.

  86. Steve Ballmer on Taxes... by BlueScreenOfTOM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aggrivated by false "failure to comply" notices, Gates confided in one of his best friends, Steve Ballmer, about the issue. Ballmer has since vowed to Fucking Kill(TM) the IRS, stating that he's "Done it before and he'll do it again". He then chucked a copy of Microsoft Money 2006 in the general direction of Washington DC.

  87. which special computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fyi - The reason why they are saying a special computer is because it was a mac. Windows kept crashing because of all the calculating.

  88. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by OnlineAlias · · Score: 1

    They use a horse to tap out mine...

  89. Ignorant Comment by insomniac8400 · · Score: 1

    "The IRS must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for Gates." Last time I checked it was Macs moving over the the PC market.

  90. That's how a geek knows by ralphclark · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that he's arrived - he has a 64-bit fortune.

    1. Re:That's how a geek knows by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      ...that he's arrived - he has a 64-bit fortune.

      I have a 64-bit fortune, too. Unfortunately, the first 63 bits are zeros. :(

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  91. PCs and Macs? by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    When I was in school, I worked as a data entry clerk for Revenue Canada, entering ppls tax returns. We didn't have PC's or Macs, we just had dumb terminals that we logged onto and all our data was sent to a mainframe computer. Shouldn't that be the way it should be done?

  92. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by layer3switch · · Score: 3, Funny

    They do mine with one liner shell script.

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  93. Isn't this just a rehash of the old joke? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Barney, remember how I said we'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab? Well it came back...."

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  94. 54,846 pages of tax rules by TheSync · · Score: 1

    As of 2003, there were 54,846 pages of Federal tax rules (source).

  95. Nah, this is BS by sjf · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has to be. Even Bill Gates does not get letters of apology from the IRS. No fricking way. Never happened. Chuck Norris on the other hand...

    1. Re:Nah, this is BS by failedlogic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your answer IS BS.

      Your answer presumes that Chuck Norris pays taxes. He is the only American that is able to scare the tax man away, simply by scaring him down. I hear Chuck doesn't even get mail (let alone the tax form delivered to his house). They have to use one of those remote controlled police SWAT robots to devlier his mail.

      Too far? Yeah, I know. But Chuck doesn't know where I live..... (hope not!!).

    2. Re:Nah, this is BS by tqft · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Nah, this is BS by sjf · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that Chuck Norris paid taxes, I just said he gets letters of apology from the IRS. Heck, he gets letters of apology from ME, not that I've done anything to upset him, I'm just being prudent.

  96. No its true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some rich guy told the IRS that they would only need 640K ram per computer

  97. OS? by DaFallus · · Score: 1

    I think the important question here is "Does it run linux?"

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  98. Computer by certel · · Score: 1

    I bet he's getting watched like a hawk. ;)

  99. You are an idiot. MOD PARENT DOWN. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had half as much money as Bill, I'd give more than he does.

    It's just too bad for the world that you aren't smart and motivated enough to amass any significant amount of money. Because, if you were, look out world! You'd be one hell of a philanthropist. As it stands now, you'll just criticize other people that are smarter and more motivated than you. That's far easier to do.

    I'm glad to see Bill give any money to charity, but one has to wonder with so much more money than he can use, why he doesn't give more.

    $29 BILLION DOLLARS isn't enough for you? That's the size of the endowment in the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. It's the world's largest charity. How freakin' dumb are you? Unfortunately though you're probably fairly smart. Smart enough to be jealous of good works that others do but dumb enough to not be able to do anything significant yourself. Except complain. Oh, I bet you're a first-class complainer. You're probably just itching to hit Reply and complain. Or maybe you'll take it out on the next waitress that doesn't bring your fourth free Sprite back to your table fast enough for you.

    What a dork you are.

  100. I'm Glad ..... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I'm glad I'm British and Working Class. The Government takes care of my tax paperwork for me. Any money on which I owe tax, has already had to have the tax taken out of it, by law, before it gets anywhere near my bank account.

    On the downside, employers are still allowed to say something like "Salary GBP25000 PA" when in actual fact employees might get only GBP18000 PA to take home.

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    1. Re:I'm Glad ..... by Bazzalisk · · Score: 1
      Agreed here.

      Actual comment from one of my friends upon seeing an inland revenue poster telling us when tax-returns are due in - "aren't tax returns just for the self-employed?".

      I'm 22, have been in full-time education all my life bar 3 months, and have had a lot of part-time jobs. My tax was always deducted directly from my pay before I got it - when it transpired that due to my short-time at the job I might have payed too much tax they actualy wrote and told me! That's how a tax system aught to work.

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  101. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, progressive taxation is pretty much necessary, as are tax deductions, so that would complicate things a little bit more.

  102. Uh... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    weren't "long integer" libraries used for these cases? I mean, duh, how do you think we calculate PGP keys?

    Billy sometimes makes me laugh.

    "What do you want to lie today?"

  103. How so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its extremely fair, give an example of how it is not...

    or maybe you define "fair" differently than I

    1. Re:How so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I'm a conservative and even I can see the scheme currently known as the "Fair Tax" isn't really fair.

  104. Maybe Bill Gates has an education credit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IRS's systems are so bloody antiquated, broken, and unmanagable, they can't even take a form 8863 education credit. Electronic filing for that form worked last year, but has been broken so far on '05. A fix was promised for today, and not delivered. Broken for a full month, when it's needed most, is just unbelievable.

  105. Statistical irregularities by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    I'd be more suspicious that they need special hardware to run software that checks for statistical irregularities and fraudulent activity on that size of numbers.

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  106. Until 1997 by stox · · Score: 1

    I gave more money to the poor than Bill Gates, and I suspect, so did the majority of posters on Slashdot. Only since he got married did he finally turn a new leaf. Melinda Gates must be one hell of a women to have changed him so much. I will admit, though, he has managed to buy himself off the World's Biggest Tightwad list.

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  107. (Hint:) The OS on this computer is reliable by eldoo77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    This computer requires a special OS known as "Linux" that able to perform complex mathematical calculations without requiring the standard operating procedure on most computers known as "Blue-Screening". Mr. Gates was quick to point out that for the average taxpayer Windows XP was accurate for calculating federal taxes +/- 100%. He was also quick to point out that Microsoft is not liable for any tax penalties that may be accrued due to tax preparation with MS Windows.

    1. Re:(Hint:) The OS on this computer is reliable by netsharc · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's probably in the Windows kernel somewhere, "if (SSN==Bill's_SSN) { TaxOwed = 0; TaxPayback = "$1 Billion"; }"...

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  108. Consider this alternative by Daysaway · · Score: 1

    If it were the Canadian Government, it could have been simplified greatly, and nobody would need any extra computers.

    1. How much money did you make last year? ________
    2. Send the result from line 1. to the Canada Revenue Agency.

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  109. It's called the "FairTax" by Fished · · Score: 1
    1. Large National Sales Tax on new goods--approx. 33%.

    2. "Prefund" of 33% of the poverty line to every household in America (based on household size.) This means that people with very low incomes actually get more money than they pay. Progressive enough for ya?

    3. Jobs program for the hundreds of thousands of leeches^H^H^H^H^H^Hbookkeepers, accountants, and IRS agents who will no longer take 30-40% of total tax revenue, off the top.

    4. ...

    5. Profit!

    Of course, it will never pass, but it is a LOVELY idea.

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    1. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I like a simplified income tax system, as follows:

      Income tax formula:
      Tax=Rate%*(Income-Regional Cost of Living), where:

      Income=All the money one makes (labor, capital gains, etc.)
      Regional cost of living=Cost of living for a family of 4 (2 kids=population replacement rate)in any given zip code.
      Rate: Variable rate that covers the projected cost of operating the government for the next year plus complete coverage for last years shortfall)

      Benefits: simplicity, lack of "incentivizing", and immediate feedback on government budget: when you get notice that your tax rate is going up on Jan 1, you will want to know why.

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    2. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by d_54321 · · Score: 1

      It's actually 23% (or 30, depending on whether you calculate it inclusively or exclusively). In case my sig has changed by the time you read this, you can research it at the fairtax website

      As far as it being a lovely but unpossible idea, keep in mind the same was said about women's suffrage and the civil rights movement.

    3. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by Old+Grey+Beard · · Score: 1
      4. ...

      4. Illegal aliens must pay the sales tax, but are ineligible for a "prefund", leading to:

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    4. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 kids would only be a population replacement rate if all parents keel over dead right after popping out the 2 offspring.

    5. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by fallen1 · · Score: 1
      3. Jobs program for the hundreds of thousands of leeches^H^H^H^H^H^Hbookkeepers, accountants, and IRS agents who will no longer take 30-40% of total tax revenue, off the top.

      Errr, what jobs program? If we move the US to a Fair Tax system and we combine that with the current rate of outsourcing IT and other jobs to India, China, and other developing nations, why not send *cough*burden*cough* those same nations with people whose job it is to either a) obfuscate taxes (and tax systems) or b) wade through the obfuscation created by "a" and find the loopholes? I mean, it only seems fair that those people who will lose their careers in the USA continue on in their jobs - even if it is on foreign soil. Just imagine the tax breaks they'll get for working in a foreign country! Oh, wait..... ;-)

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    6. Re:It's called the "FairTax" by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Its actually more like 2.1 or 2.2 birth per female per lifetime - the total fertility rate.

      http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyP ages/P/Populations.html

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  110. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by iivel · · Score: 1

    Progressive (or in the case of the US - Graduated) tax systems are necessary why? Same is true for deductions. A simplified flat tax system / use tax system could arguably generate MORE in taxes.

    Forbes has some great articles on the subject.

  111. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Why?

    No, really. WHY is "progressive" taxation a necessity. Why are tax deductions a necessity?

    You made a statement of fact. Defend it.

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  112. In the news... by Frazbin · · Score: 2, Funny

    MICROSOFT founder Bill Gates, the world's richest man, said today the pants office in the US has to keep his penis in a special harness because his member is so vast.
    "My johnson has to be kept in special trousers because normal garments can't deal with the numbers," he said at a Microsoft conference held in Lisbon.

    Thank you, Mr. Gates!

  113. Mod Article +5 Funny! by MarkVVV · · Score: 1, Troll

    okay?

  114. Bistromathics by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    They do mine on a napkin with a red pen.

    In a bistro?

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    1. Re:Bistromathics by NotTheNickIWanted · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well that would certainly explain the mysterious nonabsoluteness of the relationship between what the Tax Man says I owe, and that which I am prepared to pay!

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  115. Special computer is blood-proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    billy's money would clog any normal computer

  116. Half accountant, half philosopher... by TCQuad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill's home mortgage (if it exists) does not exist.

    Whoa, man, you're blowing my mind!

  117. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    My finances are not very complex, but apparently enough that I'm relegated to the long-form return.

    I made less than $6,000 in 2005 (I'm a recently graduate so I'm still starting out in the world) and I have to use the long-form with at least one supplementary schedule.

    My income mostly came as "miscellaneous income" on a 1099--which automatically kicked me onto the long-form. I suspect there are plenty of people in my situation--with just one exception that bumps them to the regular 1040.

  118. Grand total is larger than Gates' fortune by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    That doesn't make sense, at some point a computer has to total EVERYONE's taxes to get the bottom line figure for the year, and that sum has got to be way bigger than what Gates has.

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  119. Put it in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure the BMGF gets 1/2 of his fortune... but what he's keeping for himself is an amount of money so vast that if he lives another 30 years he'd have to spend roughly three million dollars A DAY to spend it. And that would only work if the money wasn't out at interest; if the principle stopped growing.

    It's nice that Bill is doing something, but let's face it: in practical terms it isn't really costing him anything "real" since the amount of money he's left with is too much to spend in two or three lifetimes. Put another way, it doesn't make any difference at all in Bill's life that he's giving the money away, except that he gets to say "I give billions to charity." There's nothing he's giving up, no cost in time, or effort, or lost opportunities (on the personal level).

    As someone said further up the thread, I think the Widow's Mite principle applies here; I'm much more impressed by a poor family that stops dining out once a month and gives $1000 a year to charity than by Bill's gift.

    1. Re:Put it in perspective by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Or maybe, just maybe.. he's trying to do something nice. How much money do YOU give?

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  120. Huh?? by SolidAu · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The IRS must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for Gates" ... because they have trouble with more than one button on their mouse???

  121. Getting sick of his praise by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    If he was really so giving, why doesn't he donate off 20 billion or so? Why all these plerthy hundred thousand dollar donations (a pittance to him)? He could donate 20 billion dollars next year, and *sill* have 20 billion left. Of god, I wonder if he can live on 20 billion dollars??? Here come the violins... Condiser this - Christian Childrens Fun is one of the largest charities catering to the third world in America. Even so, since 1938 they have only delivered 2.5 billion dollars in aid. Gates could give 10 times that at once and still be one of the richest people in the world. Such a massive donation would save the lives of millions upon millions. Or alternativly, if he wanted to stay closer to home, Bill G alone could build low-income housing for every single homless person in the country, and pay their bills for a year until they get on ther feet. No matter what he is giving now, it is a pittance to what he should be giving when you consider his net worth.

    1. Re:Getting sick of his praise by Julian352 · · Score: 1
      He has donated over $20 billion already:
      Philanthropy is also important to Gates. He and his wife, Melinda, have endowed a foundation with more than $27 billion (as of March 2004) to support philanthropic initiatives in the areas of global health and learning, with the hope that in the 21st century, advances in these critical areas will be available for all people. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has committed more than $3.2 billion to organizations working in global health; more than $2 billion to improve learning opportunities, including the Gates Library Initiative to bring computers, Internet Access and training to public libraries in low-income communities in the United States and Canada; more than $477 million to community projects in the Pacific Northwest; and more than $488 million to special projects and annual giving campaigns.
      (source: bio)
    2. Re:Getting sick of his praise by AJWM · · Score: 1

      He has donated over $20 billion already:

      Well, yeah, but $19.983 billion of that was in Windows and Office licenses.

      (Ok, joke - but I'm sure some of it was.)

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    3. Re:Getting sick of his praise by klui · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates was criticized by the types of donations he used to give (in the form of Microsoft licenses, products, etc.). But I think he has learned from that mistake and his charitable givings now do not force their recepients to use Microsoft products.

    4. Re:Getting sick of his praise by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that's true? I don't remember ever hearing that Gates has donated anything but cold, hard cash. Microsoft has given donations of Windows licenses, but that's different. When we're talking about all the billions of dollars that Gates has given to charity, we're talking about his personal finances.

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    5. Re:Getting sick of his praise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He has donated over $20 billion already
      Like your article says, that was given to his eponymous foudation. Where it (almost) all sits in investment funds since the foundation only has plans to spend a tiny fraction of it at the moment. Which is fine. You can only do good charity so fast. But it leaves the foundation sitting on one of, if not *the*, largest piles of cash in the world. There's a joke that a modern Ivy League university is actually a giant investment fund with a school attached to buffer the years of lean endowment returns. The BMGF is the same thing at the moment. I'm sure the arrangement has very good tax implications for the Gates and their money, even if it puts some restrictions on how they spend it.

      Give him enormouse credit for doing what he's done wrt to malaria, immunizations, etc., but realize that the bulk of his reported charity so far consists of getting tax-free returns on his money.
    6. Re:Getting sick of his praise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, pleez...Bill Gates has TAKEN billions from schools, hospitals, community groups, governments, etc. in the past, present and future (license fees, support costs, etc.) and then distributes a few billion back for PR purposes. Give me a break.

      Glad to see he is giving back at least a small percentage of what he has taken in his greed. Would be nice to see him return considerably more though, to the schools, hospitals, governments, etc. around the world that he has plundered.

    7. Re:Getting sick of his praise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the other comments... Another aspect of Gate's foundation is to make sure the money is used EFFECTIVELY. He does required a level of measured accountability

      Yes he could give $20 billion and still live well, but that monely could easily wasted by poor management.

      Money for the sake of money does not solve problems.

  122. 47=62 ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Gates's fortune is put at $US47 billion ($62.88 billion),...

    what does that exactly mean????

    1. Re:47=62 ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 62 is Australian dollars.

  123. Your Shell Script by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny
    And here it is:
    read INCOME ; echo "Your total tax bill is: $INCOME"
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    1. Re:Your Shell Script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi, fellow Canadian?

  124. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by bigpat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, GOTO programming is alive and well in the IRS tax forms.

    Except you are the computer and errors in your memory will cause heart pounding letters from the IRS.

  125. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by komeedipoeg · · Score: 0

    bc should be enough for anybody!

  126. Huh, guess I'm not such a nerd AFTER all! by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1
    ...only nerds get nerd humor, right?

     
    Apparently, from all the Slashdotting over it not even nerds get nerd humor. I laughed out loud, so I guess I'm not as much a nerd as I thought (and it even sounded like this guy's laugh.)
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  127. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Wisgary · · Score: 0

    So are you using a completely legal copy of Altair BASIC to do your taxes? ;)

  128. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should taxes be simple? Our lives are not simple. Taxes are only a reflection of the complexity of life itself.

  129. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by caudron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Further, taxes should be collected at transaction time (payment, sell investment), and the rate ought to be flat and without deductions.

    I used to agree with you, but I've since found the that picture isn't so simple.

    Taking taxes at transaction time means pushing a situational-tax only system. In other words, pay tax on a sale of goods or services or the such, which pushes a larger percentage of the tax burden farther down the economic ladder (remember that everyone has to eat and buy things). The richer you are, the lower the percentage of situational tax with respect to your income/net worth. That's not good. Thus, income and estate taxes are pushed as a way to readjust the percentages to make the wealthy pay a larger percentage of their net worth than the poor per annum. Additionally, speaking as someone who was there, taking even 15% of my income when I only make $10k or $20k is pretty onerous, if not simply not possible. But taking even 30% of my income now that I make six figures would pinch, but is far more doable. Speaking as the hypothetical Bill Gates, taking as much as 45% of my $50B, leaves me with enough cash on hand to own a small nation and still manages to do an amazing amount of collective good for the nation.

    Also, deductions are an absolutely necessity of the system. Let me explain by example:

    If I own a business and that business brings in $100k in gross profit, without deductions, I pay tax on $100k. However, looking at the bigger picture, If my business is anything like the norm, only about 30% of that gross stays in my pocket. That means, I had to pay employees (who are taxed on that pay), advertising (which is taxed on the service provider), and office supplies (which were already taxed at the OfficeMax counter). I have to be able to deduct business expenses otherwise the remainder of the gross that I hold in my hand after business expenses will go, in total, the IRS and I end up having run a business that did $100k in profit and I, as the owner, have exact $0 to show for it (if I don't end up oweing.

    Deductions of the other sort exist to encourage charity. There are those who would give to charity out of kindness, but to the same extent? As frequently? What about the rest. We can't forget that charity write-offs really work. Americans give a tremendous amount to charity every year. How much who those charities get if there were zero benefit to the giving? Not nearly as much. Sure, those who give anonymously would still give, but as for the rest, the numbers would drop drastically.

    Al Gore---not my favorite guy in the world---had a great idea. Tax breaks for people who make beneficial environmental choices (buy hybrids, use solar, etc...) to encourage people to lessen our dependence on foreign fuels. His ideas never came to full fruition (a real shame, regardless of whether I like him or not), but they would only work if the tax base can claim deductions as incentive.

    Brevity is not my strong suit, so sorry for the long ramble, but you get the idea. :)

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  130. Gates to IRS by Petronius · · Score: 1

    "free Longhorn upgrades for all your servers and we're even".

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  131. Our taxes dollars by xerid · · Score: 1

    So, our tax dollars are paying for this. I think that Gates himself should donate the hardware, otherwise I want a fucking refund...

  132. He actually pays taxes??? by araczynski · · Score: 0

    with his lawyers and connections you'd think he'd find a way to make the government give him a 2 million refund every year. man, he really needs some new lawyers and accountants. isn't that how every corporation works?

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  133. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because flat taxes with no other means of compensation make the rich richer and the poor poorer, and a strong and well populated middle class is the base for any stable political system.

  134. what i want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is why the irs doesn't give an explanation when they change taxes.

    a couple years back, they sent me a letter stating i owed them $960 WITH NO EXPLANATION. the truth was, they owed me $2k due to my own error, but i hadn't refiled yet.

    i sent them a letter asking for a SPECIFIC EXPLANATION and they sent me a check for $900 WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION as to why they kept the $60. i didn't quibble over the $60. this is SHADY business.

    this year they cut down my taxes due to me apparently wrongly filling in a tax credit... but gave no further information so i have to start from scratch in order make sure those kunckleheads aren't just screwing with me again.

    the irony is that the govt STILL spends $3k more per head than we pay in taxes - PER YEAR.

    yeah, I'M INCLUDING CHILDREN, too.

    and that's just the feds. toss in state and local and we are so thoroughly bankrupt that we need to give the billionaires a few extra billions at the expense of middle class grandkids.

    1. give tax breaks to filthy rich.
    2. spend $3,000 more per living person than you take in.
    3. ???
    4. pay eliminate deficit and pay off debt.

    hey, i'm all for govt efficiency - they waste a ton - and the republicrats are just as bad as the demicans. BUT SAVE THE FREAKIN' MONEY FIRST, before paying off all the billionaires.

    the big picture is that democracy ISN'T the magic bullet... angry people will destroy it (hamas) and so will greed (us of a), it is just that greed won't destroy it as fast.

  135. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Funny

    quit beating a dead horse!

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  136. I work with the IRS for comptuerized taxes .... by vtechpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... and let me tell you, they don't have a clue. Did you know that more than half of the 1040's that get electronically filed, get sent to the IRS computers by Z-Modem? I'm serious. Z-modem inside a telnet session pumped through an SSL connection (the system sorta evolved that way from the pre-internet dialup system they used to use.) Now the new thing they are working on, MEF (or Modernized E-File) includes forms 1120 and 1120S which is income taxes for Corporations and S-Corporations. In an 1120 tax return you can actually send scanned PDF files, which I assume some human at the IRS has to then read. What was the point in developing these huge specs for XML based tax returns to allow automatic processing, if you can just send in a bunch of documents that require human intervention? Thats just bad design, but they also have problems with implementation. The acknowlegement files we get for the form 1120 also have broken XML schema locations. (I've been on them for about a week to fix this.) Of course the real interesting bit about MEF is that its basically a glorified file transfer system. They basically designed a whole new file transfer system that runs on SOAP and HTTP. The banks that we deal with in comparison do have a clue. The banks use Secure FTP, Which has worked flawlessly for the last 6 years.

    The icing on the cake? The company that has been contracted to build the MEF system? IBM.

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    1. Re:I work with the IRS for comptuerized taxes .... by vtechpilot · · Score: 1

      Of course I didn't proofread the subject box. Doh!

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    2. Re:I work with the IRS for comptuerized taxes .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The icing on the cake? The company that has been contracted to build the MEF system? IBM.

      What's surprising about that? IBM will implement anything the customer wants (no matter how stupid), as long as the customer is willing to pay what it takes to get what they want. And nobody wastes money like the U.S. government.

    3. Re:I work with the IRS for comptuerized taxes .... by vtechpilot · · Score: 1

      Oh right, If they want a broken design sure, sell them a broken design. But when the badly designed specs say X, is it too much to ask that the implementation matches X?

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  137. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by coult · · Score: 1

    If I own a business and that business brings in $100k in gross profit, without deductions, I pay tax on $100k. However, looking at the bigger picture, If my business is anything like the norm, only about 30% of that gross stays in my pocket. That means, I had to pay employees (who are taxed on that pay), advertising (which is taxed on the service provider), and office supplies (which were already taxed at the OfficeMax counter). I have to be able to deduct business expenses otherwise the remainder of the gross that I hold in my hand after business expenses will go, in total, the IRS and I end up having run a business that did $100k in profit and I, as the owner, have exact $0 to show for it (if I don't end up oweing.



    Oops! You are confusing "personal deductions" and "business expenses." The business expenses would be subtracted from your business income and wouldn't even show up as "income" on your taxes.

    To put it another way: If you run a business, you don't get taxed on revenue - you get taxed on profit.

    Personal deductions come into play on your personal income, which can include business profits, salary from an employer, investment income, etc. Congress could theoretically eliminate personal deductions while still only taxing your profit.

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  138. Distributed solution? by jabelar · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should put a distributed computing component in Vista so each of us can share our spare processing cycles to calculate his taxes.

  139. The kind of problem I'll never get! by vrochette · · Score: 1

    I imagine the IRS doesn't just have just a special computer for Gates. They must also have full-time people working on his case...

  140. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    The IRS figures my income by watching random insect movements.

    That's how I figure my income as well.

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  141. Why are you beating yourself up? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Get an accountant for your taxes, and you will feel a lot better around tax time, trust me.

    My wife and I did this the first year we filed after we bought a house. We had been doing the long form and hating it for a few years before that. After we got an accountant, we realized how stupid we were for not doing it long before we bought the house.

    Since then, each year it costs us about $100.00 for the accountant to do our taxes. All we have to do is keep track of possible deductable amounts thru the year, add them up and stick the amounts on a form mailed to us, which we then send back (I personally drive it over, but it could be mailed), along with the W-2's, 1099's, etc.

    With all the forms for taxes from the house, our savings account, our IRA, plus a couple of other things - I can't even imagine doing them personally. My time and sanity is worth the $100.00 knowing it will be done right. I consider that $100.00 to be good money spent. I consider that money just another amount that helps me keep from arguing with my wife from being aggravated by the whole process.

    Do it - trust me. Get an accountant for your taxes. When tax time comes around, you won't dread it (as much), and likely you will get a nice return as a bonus (ideally, your return, from all sources, should be close to $0.00 - never use the government as a savings account...it isn't like you get to keep the interest).

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  142. He said, she said, I heard it thru the grapevine.. by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is great at spreading pointless fud, as well as useless software. yay! go bill!!

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  143. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by caudron · · Score: 1

    Congress could theoretically eliminate personal deductions while still only taxing your profit.

    Yeah, but the line isn't so clear cut as we might think. For instance, an individual can write off business expenses as well (taking the troops out to an unreimbursed lunch, for instance). Also, the real concern I have is that without charitable deductions charity will drop. It's a big issue. The government has to step in and take over when charity falters. This means that the government can encourage charities to do the work more efficiently by allowing for charitable tax deductions and 503b exemptions, which costs it very little when compared to what it would cost them if they had to step in and do the same work. The government tends toward inefficiency, and thank God they know it! :)

    Also, what about deductions for things like adoption? Currently, adoptions garner a $10k tax credit, to offset the fact that natural child birth is covered by health insurance, but adoptions (something everyone wants to see strongly encouraged!) have no such support structure in place, but cost as much. Even with the tax credit an adoption will run upwards of $10k after applying the credit! Pretty steep, but not preventive in the way that it would be in the amount were doubled (which is what happens without the tax credit). Same with hybrid cars. We all want to encourage alternative fuels, but without the tax subsidy, not as many people will spend the extra money to buy one. Same for so many things that are not charity, but are important.

    I used to be a strong flat tax / no deductions kinda guy, but as I got older and as I started looking further into it, I saw these and other serious problems with that solution.

    Sadly, sometimes equity doesn't mean equal. :(

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  144. I'm sure Bill is laughing... by FlippyTheSkillsaw · · Score: 1

    ... all the way to his private jet to take a trip to one of his personal tropical islands where he has a satellite uplink that he can talk to any of his banks, either as client or owner.

  145. A new Mad Lib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates said in an interview, his ____ is so big, that the ____ needs a special ____, because a normal one can't handle the ____.

    1. Re:A new Mad Lib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ego
      idiot
      hat
      load

  146. simple by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    Salary $1.00
    *.15= 15 cents

    everything else is a business paid for, business expense..
    car? company supplied limo driver
    meals? the man is on call! of course the company pays for all his meals
    House? that thing is wired to hell and gone, just so he can stay in touch, information to the seattle campus is critical

    of course something this simple sounds nice, but it's not practical.

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  147. I might be on that same machine by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    I asume they need a special machine if your furtune is super negative as well.

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  148. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by Gorbag · · Score: 1

    The rich seem to be getting richer and the poor poorer (relatively) under the current tax system, so this is a criticim of flat taxes how?

    As I recall, Kerry and wife paid less federal tax (under 13%) on a percentage basis than most of us (in 03). Pretty much all tax-free bond income, etc. so no AMT either. Legal, but hardly progressive.

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  149. API/architectures with long lifetimes can be good. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    A lot of UNIVAC 110x software written to run under EXEC 8 will still compile and run on a modern Unisys Clearpath Dorado system. FWIW...

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  150. Sounds like sour grapes by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    If he was really so giving, why doesn't he donate off 20 billion or so?
    Sure. And did you give blood last month? You did? Well what the hell is the matter with you? You could have given twice and saved double the amount of people. But you didn't. Because you're selfish. Thanks a lot, jerk.

    Translation for the sarcastically impaired: What Bill Gates does with his money is none of your business. People who work in the nonprofit sector don't have your attitude. The idea is to appreciate it when people go out of their way to support your efforts -- not to shit on them for it.

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  151. More obligatory Simpsons by Kesch · · Score: 1

    Homer: Umm ... I guess I'll take that one.
    Salesman: Well, do you need a paperweight? 'Cause if you buy
                    that machine, that's all you're going to have, an
                    expensive paperweight.
    Homer: Well, a paperweight would be nice, but what I really
                    need is a computer. How about that one? [points to
                    a second machine]
    Salesman: That technology is three months old. Only suckers
                    buy out-of-date machines. You're not a sucker, are
                    you sir?
    Homer: Heavens no!
    Salesman: Oh good, because if you were, I'd have to ask you to
                    leave the store.
    Homer: I just need something to receive email.
    Salesman: [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for
                    that. [shows Homer a top-of-the-budget machine]
                    That's the same computer astronauts use to do their
                    taxes.

    Just replace astronauts with Bill Gates to make it relevant.

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  152. Be soooo kind! by Elixon · · Score: 1

    Pleeeaaaase, Bill, be so kind and donate few millions to IE development! You will not even notice it! I'm loosing pretty big money (big is sometimes not as big as you might think) when trying to make pages to work with IE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

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  153. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do mine on a TRS-80.

    10 PRINT "INCOME? HA! HA! HA!"
    20 GOTO 10

  154. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    An Altair? How modern of you. Mine is held on a Packard Bell 250, you know, the one with acoustic delay lines used as registers.

    But that's tongue and cheek of me. The IRS along with FBI are known as the two agencies with the most screwball computer systems in the country.

    For example - in the entire FBI not one of their machines could read an 8mm metal-oxide tape. Not one. I ended up having to burn them a CD of the criminal history data we had.

    Yet we trust each agency to either treat us fairly in the case of the IRS, or to both treat us fairly and protect us from harm in the case of the FBI.

  155. who could buy this nonsense? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    he'll also send you a dollar for every time you forward this comment...

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  156. MOD UP by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Just lost my mod points. The parent is right - most of billy boy's fortune is in stock that doesn't pay dividends, and probably doesn't for just the tax reason the GP posted. Even a small dividend would mean a whopper of a tax bill. Billy takes a small salary (that's "small" in CEO terms), and cashes out for the big spending sprees, where his money is taxed at cap gain rates.

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  157. Re:You are an idiot. MOD PARENT DOWN. by killjoe · · Score: 0

    "It's just too bad for the world that you aren't smart and motivated enough to amass any significant amount of money. "

    Maybe he just doesn't want to lie, cheat and steal to make that much money. To me it doesn't make sense to make a bunch of money and then give a tiny little it of it back. Maybe it's better not to make that money in the first place. That's what jesus seemed to be saying anyway.

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  158. Re:You are an idiot. MOD PARENT DOWN. by gknoy · · Score: 1

    And what would the Flying Spaghetti Monster say about making profits? :)

    (I'm genuinely curious, actually)

  159. Apple's Cray(s) by maggard · · Score: 1
    There's a good investigation of the Apple/Cray stories online

    The way I understood it back then was Apple used a Cray for modeling heat flow in Mac cases and then for designing those case's injection molds. The result was Apple was able to quickly test out various case designs and layouts, keep their Macs fanless for a significant cost, reliability, and noise advantage, and then expedite construction of those cases. Considering Apple then had up to 48 Mac variations out on the market at once back then they probably made good use of the Cray(s).

    I remember my Mac IIci made thusly quite fondly - two easy clips on the case and a single screw held everything together, it lifted apart in neat layers. That was fantastic compared to the NEC, Zenith, Honeywell-Bull & Compaq PCs that I was working with that required prying them apart with a screwdriver inserted in just the right obscure spot, then another on the other side, pulling open the case open with a third, and invariably the sacrifice of knuckle-skin to some insanely located screw on some internal component or other.

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  160. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    A lot of your comment boils down to the idea that the tax structure should be used to further certain societal goals. I (and many others), have a fundamental problem with that. WHY should taxes be a means for societal change? It assumes 2 things:

    1) the government should be setting priorities on how society should change, and
    2) that the government will better spend the money it gets than an individual will.

    In other words, you have become more liberal with age. Nothing wrong with that, but I don't know if it's an "objective" viewpoint. Neitehr is mine for that matter.

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  161. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by mnmn · · Score: 1

    They do mine with a laughter:

    "Income? haahaha"

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  162. Deductions and income... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    Why are tax deductions a necessity?

    Because "income" doesn't mean what you think it means. It really means "profit". And profit, for a person, means any expenses spent or capital accumulated that is not really necessary to survive and do one's job.

    So, the only revenue that is taxable is your "income", which is net revenue minus expenses. Expenses must be deducted. And there must be a method for individuals to deduct their expenses that are not profit.

    It's a Constitutional requirement. You can't get around it.

    Taxes don't exist to redistribute wealth, though that's what they've been doing for the last 50 years. They exist to provide funding for government from the profit of it's citizens, and to provide government an incentive to ensure it's citizens create profit rather than debt. It reaffirms the notion of government, or the Federal government at least, as an emergent phenomenon, not a fundamental or driving aspect of society.

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  163. Correction... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

    which is net revenue minus expenses

    Oops, I meant *gross* revenue.

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  164. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by caudron · · Score: 1

    A lot of your comment boils down to the idea that the tax structure should be used to further certain societal goals. [...] Nothing wrong with that, but I don't know if it's an "objective" viewpoint.

    I totally agree with your assessment. :)

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  165. from tfa by know1 · · Score: 1

    " The IRS must have had to switch from PC's to Macs just for Gates."

    he forgot to say ZING! at the end

  166. Why not.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just cut off the zeros? His 64 billion could be calculated as 64 thousand, and every million he owes could be calculated as $1 (which is about all it is to him anyway). It would be just like your middle class americans taxes....

  167. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by evanism · · Score: 1

    a mere abacus!

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  168. Actually.... by CommandLineGuy · · Score: 1

    they are Unisys mainframe systems often running Java.

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  169. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by DECS · · Score: 1

    Dramatically changing the rules of a complex system to a simple subset of rules only make sense to someone who does not understand why the system has any complexity in the first place.

    One could say the same about the rules of any system:

    "Games are too complicated. Ballgames should only have two rules: run with the ball, get point when ball delivered."

    Taxes are complex because they reflect a complex set of inducements and penalties that represent tax policy. Do you think that if we made broad and sweeping across the board changes to how income taxes are charged and collected, that those changes would have no effect on how business worked going forward?

    Would someone who deducted charitable contributions continue giving if there were no tax benefit?
    Would someone who had earned income credits for using environmentally friendly devices continue if there were no tax benefit?
    Would someone continue to try to earn a profit if those additional profits were taxed severely at a certain level?
    Would people contribute to long term savings and/or retirement accounts if there was suddenly no tax benefit to doing so?

    One major difference between EU and US taxes lies with the culture of US independence, where people generally and historically vote a preference toward paying their own way and carrying a more direct responsibility for their own investments and financial security.

    In the EU, society takes care of health care, education, transportation and social services. In the US, the upper middle classes (and up) takes care of themselves, while the lower majority grovels as WalMart wage slaves and inner city thugs. As the system perpetuates (and further entrenches), it becomes more difficult to demand that successful individuals give away their wealth to socially rehabilitate the trailer park set that has chosen a lifestyle of sweatspants, TV, buffets and crystal meth.

    The same conflicts are present in the EU, but socialism paves over discrepancies to a larger extent.

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    In other news:

    People in the top US tax bracket do not pay 35% of their income. They pay accountants to find ways to avoid paying taxes. Also, the top tax rates and and the number of different tax brackets in existence have both dropped dramatically since the early 80s, creating a further rift between the ants and the grasshoppers.

    I state that as a non-highly paid, urban office worker. I didn't get the state to pay for my healthcare or education, and at this point, I'm not excited about liquidating my accounts to pay for some meth fiend's dental work. At the same time however, it'd be nice if the US took better care of the poor, because I don't want to face an virulent public pandemic outbreak of, say, SARS in a country with dysfunctional health care.

  170. Seperate System for BillG's Taxes by christoofar · · Score: 1

    Having worked with the IRS and their original eFile system, I doubt that this is true.

    The truth is probably closer to the fact that they may have a problem with their personal account system and field lengths for values within the system. Whatever jobs are loading the results from the filing system are failing when trying to import his records. Since he has been filing for years and continues to file, the system is picking up the fact that nothing is coming over since his amount owed (and whatever other data elements) went over whatever field lengths they are using.

    Remember, the IRS doesn't have one big gigantic system. They have a bagillion systems. As much as they consolidate, they still pass data around from one place to another and also have tons of job automation to sift, analyze and filter data as it moves from place to place.

    For example, on the eFile program, one very popular routine that income tax preparers see all the time is the duplicate dependant SSN program. As new returns enter the filing system and are drained before going to Andover, a job runs that looks at your dependant SSN numbers showing on your tax return. If that SSN already shows up on a return someone else filed this tax season, your tax return is kicked out and rejected. If you filed through a tax preparer, they will call you about it as soon as they get back the IRS Acknowledgement File. If you file online, you may get some sort of electronic notice. After a few weeks, you should receive a letter from the master correspondence system notifying you about it. This is of course to protect the IRS against fraud when a seperated or two non-married people are attempting to claim the same child (the rule is whoever provided care for the child for the majority of the year gets to claim it).

    The reason BillG is getting notices is because his files are not sent over to be update the A/R from the main filing system, so the correspondence system picks this up when the jobs run to look over personal tax account balances (he shows $0 and no filings reported although he has tax returns in the main filing systems).

    I would think IBM and Siemens contractors have fixed this by now. Many 1120 and 1120S tax returns have gigantic figures on various forms, especially on page 1.

  171. A supporting example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Examples where your flat-tax system breaks:

    1) You cannot sustainably TAX someone who makes just enough money to survive: (e.g. somebody that pays $200/month for rent+utils and $50/month for food closes (total $250), but also only makes $250 pre-tax, if you simply ask for "flat" 10% off that $250, the guy will either have to starve, or live on the street)

    2) Imagine it's the good old Reagan 80's:

    That same $250/month guy from example 1 does not need a trillion-dollar spending to tanks/nukes because he would be BY FAR better off under the Commies (free health care, free higher education, free job security, free pensions, free housing, dirt-cheap food & vodka).

    On the other hand, the guys that make $1,000,000 and above per year have everything to lose, since they would get the same crappy free junk the $250 guy gets, no matter how hard they work. Here, and in many other areas, the rich derive DISPROPORTIONATELY many more benifits from the current government that the poor guys, hence it is only logical that they also contribute a greater percentage of their wealth. I.e., pay for what you get.

    Other ways rich get more from the government?

    Military/defence budgets aside, the police spend most of their time befending rich guys' stuff, personas, streets, schools, events, etc. etc. (robbing the broke guy just ain't worth much).

    Medical research/advances are financed primarily from the public pocket, but the advances are primarily available to mostly rich people for years, sometimes decades.

    Rich people benifit disproportionately from such "public" projects as airports/highways (can most people afford private jets or even sports cars?).

  172. transactional tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was told by my economics professor that if every transcation was taxed at 1% (.5% paid by seller, .5% by buyer), the Treasury would have more than enough money. This sounds great to people who work for a living, but to rich bastards who live off other people's sweat (oops, I mean successful people who live off of investments), it means more taxes for the wealthy.

    He also said that if you take all the currency not accounted for (e.g. not in a till or vault, but in a wallet or sock drawer), it averages to $1000 per US adult. Yet, even ignoring this underground economy, all we need to do is tax traders and let workers live.

    More coffee, anyone?

  173. Special computer by neo0983 · · Score: 1

    Yes they must use a special computer that does this at the end of calculating his taxes.

    You owe $/100=$

  174. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    Ehrm, you haven't tried to file your taxes this year yet, have you?

    There is already a deduction for hybrid car use, energy "sane" vehicles, etc.

    Other than that your post is interesting - I wonder how it mis/aligns with the "Fair Tax" initiative that Neal Boortz is pushing.

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  175. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by Kelerain · · Score: 1

    http://www.fairtax.org/

    The people at the fair-tax website advocate a much simpler method. I recomend reading the FAQs if you have doubts about the idea. Like it or hate it, it is an interesting proposition.

  176. Is goverment the second richest because of Gates!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder whether gates tries to reduce his tax by by taking policies and producing fake certificates........

  177. Re:At last, I have something in common with Bill.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "King Billy"'s wealth is of "the 64-bit order"...

    * :)

    (Tbat's pretty astounding - literally, a new class of monetary wealth & the numbers show it (and so are the machines that are incapable of crunching those numbers, & even his own machines are included (Those running 32-bit OS & Softwares))

    APK

    P.S.=> I wonder how many can say the same?... apk

  178. Who are "the poor" anyway? by elucido · · Score: 1


    "...name someone that gives more money to the poor than he."

    First, can we really say that anyone who is alive and surviving is poor? Poverty does not really exist. Poor is simply someone who has less than you do.

    Everyone gives to someone who has less, that is the function of an employer! If I run a business, of course I will hire people who have less to run my business. Bill Gates just does what every other CEO in the world is doing, he just wants to do it in a way which looks like charity. I admit, Bill Gates is hiring more Indian labor than any other company in the world, he is doing a great job to help people in China and India. My personal opinion however, he's helping people in other countries before giving jobs to American workers? Where is the honor in this? As the richest man in the world, profits arent the issue, he could hire anyone he wants yet he chooses to outsource.

  179. Money isnt important, only survival matters. by elucido · · Score: 1

    If you are dying, how much money you earn makes no difference. All that matters is how long you live, and the quality of that life.

    There is no such thing as poverty and wealth, just quality and quantity of life. Nothing else matters. Once you figure this out, then you know that the best way to help people isnt to donate to charity. Charity is a waste of time, because it only exists to counter-act other forces. Charity is reactionary and it isnt even self sustaining.

    If you want to increase quality of life, then create the technologies to simplify survival so that people can focus on playing Nintendo. Increase productivity at work, increase the rate of education, and make the world faster so people can do more in less time. It's simple, use technology to speed time up so life moves faster, or use technology to slow time down so life lasts longer, but don't give money to pointless charities unless its to educate the people who want to make life better. If Bill Gates actually cared, he'd use his money to start a venture capital business, go to Africa, find some young version of himself, and literally start a Bill Gates institute. The fact that he's not doing this means he is doing the charity for the publicity.

    As much as I like the idea of curing HIV, lets be realistic, no matter how much money he pours into curing diseases ultimately it will be a waste of money because new diseases will appear, more weapons will also arrive into the hands of dictators, and in the end the result is wasted money.

    Bill Gates instead should be helping others start businesses, hell he could create new industries around his software for all I care, the point is, just having a big huge group of programmers changes nothing because programmers don't run businesses and don't really change a country. If Bill Gates on the other hand invested in Africa, or talked to his techie friends, then yes with free trade you can improve the situation in Africa, or at least in the countries that are ready for it.

    You look at Asia, and currently there is free trade, but if you want Asia to be self sustainable, then Asia must have its own businesses. These businesses could be close friends of Bill Gates, or friends of Microsoft, who cares? The point is there will be people in Asia with jobs because of this.

    Where does Africa come in? Africa is just sitting there, we want the middle east to be safer? Well it only makes sense to actually go country to country and through trade you gain influence. If Microsoft has contracts with dozens of businesses, then Microsoft has leverage, and this in itself is security. What we do not want to do is just throw money into the hands of warlords through charity. What we do not need to do is keep giving food which they don't need because they have more farmers than we do. What we do not need to do is treat the developing world like homeless people.

    If you just give charity, how exactly do you expect them to find their niche? It's all about finding your niche and profiting, and Bill Gates knows more about how to profit than anyone. I'm waiting for this group of guys to decide to invest in the developing world. I'm tired of seeing Bono and others complain about the debt, and debt relief, sure debt relief would help, but debt relief won't get African countries into the WTO. Debt relief won't make American corporations agree to contracts.

  180. It must be a very large prime. by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Another reason to split up (factorise) M$.

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  181. Re:That taxes requires a computer at all is a sham by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

    That just talks about the huge number of senseless loopholes in the tax system. Of course, if you have zillions to pay on taxes, you will spend the time and brains it takes to lower that amount. Mom and pop won't have that time or resources, so they pay more. Unfairly. But that doesn't make the previous argument wrong. It just screams agains the way taxes are applied here. Well, and in Spain, where I'm from, too. I'm not bashing anyone; or I'm bashing everyone, I guess...