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Women "Advertise" Fertility

Dik Zak writes with word of a paper published in the journal Hormones and Behavior. A study found that women take greater care over their appearance when they are at peak levels of monthly fertility. The researchers took two photos of each of 30 women, one near ovulation and one at the other end of her cycle. They then showed the paired photos (with faces obscured) to a group of observers, who were asked to judge in which photo the women were trying to look more attractive. The observers chose the "high fertility" subject nearly 60% more of the time than would be expected by chance.

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  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by FST · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like kdawson isn't too fertile right now.

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    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that a KDE application?

  2. What does this mean for men? by atari2600 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like you uhh know you we are (most of us) are at the 100% fertility rate most of the time and uhhh we don't care about advertising it. I am not sure where i am going with this. Oh snap, i need to shave the 4 month old beard. Wonder where dad keeps his razor...

    1. Re:What does this mean for men? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Like you uhh know you we are (most of us) are at the 100% fertility rate most of the time and uhhh we don't care about advertising it. I am not sure where i am going with this. Oh snap, i need to shave the 4 month old beard. Wonder where dad keeps his razor...

      Apparently, for at least four times during that interval, it's been in Mom's drawer.

      (Sorry, that was too easy.)

    2. Re:What does this mean for men? by kalirion · · Score: 4, Funny

      What it really means for men is that the more attracted you are the the woman you're having sex with, the greater the chances that you'll need to use protection.

      Of course the only true way to be safe is to abs^H^H^Hread slashdot.

    3. Re:What does this mean for men? by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know it means little for /. men, since we don't appear to be in their target audience.

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    4. Re:What does this mean for men? by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      "What it really means for men is that the more attracted you are the the woman you're having sex with, the greater the chances that you'll need to use protection"

      No doubt. I saw a documentary some time ago that went to some bars and photographed woman plus took a saliva sample of the volunteers. Back at the lab, they were able to correlate the woman that showed the most skin (dressed the sexiest) were ovulating. Moral of the story: If you're at a bar and the girl is dressed to kill, proceed with caution! No glove; no love.

    5. Re:What does this mean for men? by k1t10 · · Score: 1

      You show the most skin because you want to get laid when you're ovulating. Ovulating = crazy h0rny :P

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    6. Re:What does this mean for men? by chiefbutz · · Score: 1

      That is right, when it is that time of the month girls tend to be CRAZY HORNEY. I always know when it is that time of the month for my girlfriend, she goes nuts!

    7. Re:What does this mean for men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL, great troll! You almost had me with the girlfriend thing, then I realized which website I was reading.

    8. Re:What does this mean for men? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To digress briefly into a public service announcement: please everyone try to remember that protection is about a lot more than preventing pregnancy!

    9. Re:What does this mean for men? by orangeyoda · · Score: 1

      It prevents college fees too .

    10. Re:What does this mean for men? by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      It prevents college fees too .

      For a lot of 16 and 17 year olds, not using condoms prevented their college fees.

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    11. Re:What does this mean for men? by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1
      we don't care about advertising it.
      What the hell country are you living in? It's been 30-odd years since that's been true in Western countries. The second wave of feminism completely obliterated testosterone, and now men spend as much time worrying about their appearance as women. Remember metrosexuals? You honestly think such a trend could come from a nation of manly men?
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    12. Re:What does this mean for men? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      and now men spend as much time worrying about their appearance as women. Remember metrosexuals?

      Speak for yourself. I'm still quite content with the t-shirt and jeans/shorts when I go out.

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    13. Re:What does this mean for men? by spun · · Score: 1

      You think 'manly men' don't care about their appearance? Why do you think they look so manly? That 'I'm a manly man who doesn't care about his appearance' look is deliberate. Men have always cared just as much as women about advertising their suitability as a mate. It's just the style that's changed.

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    14. Re:What does this mean for men? by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      *sigh* I know. I try to have an idealized view of the past. Gives me hope for the future. Man, people suck.

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    15. Re:What does this mean for men? by spun · · Score: 1

      People suck. Persons, taken as individuals, are sometimes really, really awesome. That gives me hope.

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  3. 60% of 30? by Scooter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hardly statistically significant:-

    60% of 30 is 18 - I mean come on, that's only 3 over the pure chance 50%!

    1. Re:60% of 30? by Scooter · · Score: 1

      Just re-read that and it could mean they chose it a number of times 60% bigger than the number of times they chose the other, which is better but still - 30's hardly a big sample...

    2. Re:60% of 30? by Meatloaf+Surprise · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      The judges chose the photo taken during the fertile phases 60 per cent of the time.

      According to New Scientist, this is "well beyond random chance".

      How dare you! 3 more than 50% is WELL BEYOND RANDOM CHANCE!!!

    3. Re:60% of 30? by Surt · · Score: 1

      42 judges on average got 18/30 right.
      That's a total of 126 more right guesses than expected out of 1260 guesses.

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    4. Re:60% of 30? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Which part of "The observers chose the "high fertility" subject nearly 60% more of the time than would be expected by chance" don't you understand?

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    5. Re:60% of 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't read. It said "60% *more* than chance". So, it probably means (30*0.5 * 1.6) => 24.

    6. Re:60% of 30? by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's not his fault, it's the summaries fault. His interpretation is actually correct if you read the actual article.

      Nevertheless, he is still wrong about the statistical significance.

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    7. Re:60% of 30? by Surt · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article and summary are in disagreement. Choosing to assume the article is more likely to be right, it is 60% right guesses vs expected 50% right guesses.

      However, also omitted from the summary is 42 guessers guessing on the 30 dress-up-women in the study. That's 42x30 guesses, with a 60% correct guess rate overall. 60% with more than a thousand sample points is well within the usual scientific standard for statistically significant.

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    8. Re:60% of 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. The results tested significant at less than p=0.05 (one of the analyses was p0.02). Recall that p=0.05 (if p is calculated correctly) means that you would get this or a more sigificant-seeming result about once if you did the same study from scratch 20 times. I won't even consider whether the p values are correctly calculated. The result is significant at the p=0.05 level. Certainly, the researchers did a power calculation to figure out how large a sample they needed to get this level of significance with an estimated signal size -- the power calculation is used to set the sample size. They had enough power so quit your armchair complaining about the sample size -- if they doubled the sample it most likely wouldn't have halved the p values --- the law of diminishing returns is alive and well.

    9. Re:60% of 30? by _Swank · · Score: 1

      actually the two linked articles are in disagreement. the dailymail article says that they chose the more fertile one 60% of the time. the newscientist article says that they chose the more fertile one 60% more of the time than would be expected by random (same as what the summary says).

      and if i had to choose between the two, i'd say the newscientist article is more likely to be worded correctly.

    10. Re:60% of 30? by _Swank · · Score: 1

      on the other hand, as has been pointed out by others -- the actual study indicates that the newscientist is wrong...

    11. Re:60% of 30? by bigg_nate · · Score: 1

      But it's not 1000 independent samples. As an extreme case, say there was only one woman, and 1000 guessers. If all 1000 guessers chose the same picture, it would really only prove one picture looked better than the other. It wouldn't be statistically significant evidence that women tend to look better when they're ovulating.

    12. Re:60% of 30? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yep, sorry, I had RTFA, but not realized there was a second FA to read. The new scientist is indeed apparently the one that got it wrong.

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    13. Re:60% of 30? by kevinx · · Score: 1

      Yes, you should also check out their study about how when subjects wear red socks they average a 55% win over the house. It clearly shows a direct correlation between red socks and the luck factor of winning at casino games.

    14. Re:60% of 30? by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      The article and summary are in disagreement. Choosing to assume the article is more likely to be right, it is 60% right guesses vs expected 50% right guesses. However, also omitted from the summary is 42 guessers guessing on the 30 dress-up-women in the study. That's 42x30 guesses, with a 60% correct guess rate overall. 60% with more than a thousand sample points is well within the usual scientific standard for statistically significant. And it's analysis like this which explains why nobody on Slashdot will be having sex with any of the 60%
    15. Re:60% of 30? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Just re-read that and it could mean they chose it a number of times 60% bigger than the number of times they chose the other, which is better but still - 30's hardly a big sample...
       
        What are you basing your statement about 30 being too small a sample? Did you do a statistical power analysis? Unless you did, you are talking out of your ass. 30 might be OK if the researcher is using non-parametric statistics. I don't know - I haven't read the article.
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    16. Re:60% of 30? by Scooter · · Score: 1

      I clicked on the second link and read that thinking it was the article, so now it appears - neither did I! Please accept my apologies - I've given my ass a stern talking to. The New Scientist write up is a little ambiguous though.

    17. Re:60% of 30? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...on the other hand, as has been pointed out by others -- the actual study indicates that the newscientist is wrong..."

      I think the large failure of this..was, "they blocked out the women's faces"!!

      Lord, that would be the biggest area to see if they tried improving. Do they wear makup during fertile periods? More? More exotic?

      I mean, c'mon...most women need some makeup...between that and hair, I think you'd really be able to see any differences and have a more accurate study.

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    18. Re:60% of 30? by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Statistically significant boils down to the difference observed between the two means, and the variability of the means. This is easiest to see by plotting the means and the confidence interval around them (the larger the sample size, the smaller the intervals at a given confidence), and seeing if the two confidence intervals overlap or not. However, if you plot the 95% confidence intervals around two means, you aren't testing a 1/20 chance of the two means being the same, it's much closer to a 1/100 chance (so you can't simply compare overlapping confidence intervals, but it does help.) The statistical significance also depends on what you define as significant - the standard often quoted is .05. This is adjusted by the number of hypothesis you test.

      As a practical example, if you were to flip a coin 10 times, and the results were 1 head and 9 tails, when you expected 5 of each, the p-value for a chi-square test would be 0.01. That would be a statistically significant result, with only 10 measurements.

      The larger the number of measurements, the less the two classes have to be different to detect that they truly are different.

      Note, I'm not a statistician, nor do I play one on TV. I do quite a bit of research involving statistics in the life sciences, but I'd always have someone else check my work for a paper...

    19. Re:60% of 30? by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From just personal female experience, I'll say it's probably true anyway. All of the girls I know (including myself) tend to wear hoodies, sweat pants and jeans during their least fertile time. However, I don't think the findings were properly analyzed.
      Instead it seems women subconsciously don their trendier clothes, more jewellery, plaster on make-up and flash more flesh when they are the most fertile moment in their monthly cycle.
      I would make a very safe bet that it isn't a subconscious thing at all. It's one of those female secret things that we get, but men just cannot.
    20. Re:60% of 30? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      The article simply says that the women didn't know what the study was about, but it may be possible that some of them inferred it. Were they asked about their state in the menstrual cycle? If so, I think they might have figured out the nature of the study and (subconsciously? impulsively?) dressed accordingly. Were they photographed every day for a period of time, or were they scheduled to have a photograph taken at exactly two times. Even if their menstrual states were determined entirely from blood analysis, most women mark their dates on a calendar so they can plan ahead, so it wouldn't be hard to figure out the reason behind the scheduled photograph dates.

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    21. Re:60% of 30? by shma · · Score: 1

      They did not say that the most fertile women were chosen 60% of the time, but 60% more than pure chance would dictate. So it was 24 (1.6*(30/2)) out of the 30 women chosen that were more fertile, or 80%. Although I agree that 30 women is way too small a sample size.

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    22. Re:60% of 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The authors had a sample size sufficient to power their study to give results with a p-value less than 5%. If you want to complain about the sample size then *specifically* what sample size do you recommend and why? (Show your work. Nobody is going to give you grant funding without a power analysis to set sample size.)

    23. Re:60% of 30? by Joebert · · Score: 1
      I think the large failure of this..was, "they blocked out the women's faces"!!

      Exactly, all this study has shown is that the practice of using brown paper bags really can make a woman sexier !
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    24. Re:60% of 30? by jotok · · Score: 1

      Not to derail the thread--then again, this is slashdot...

      I know that the gambler's fallacy comes into play when you try to ascertain the probability that the next toss will be heads or tails. Based on the previous 10 tosses, you might think there's a 90% it'll come up tails. But the odds are actually 50/50. I understand that this depends on how you frame the question, or what questions you ask of the data.

      So let's say you could quantify some relationship between the probability of ovulation and how much skin a girl is showing at the bar on Friday night. Are you committing a fallacy by applying the results of the study to this particular case?

      Just wonderin'.

    25. Re:60% of 30? by espressojim · · Score: 1

      When you talk about a coin being flipped, you say an unbiased coin flips equally to either side. If you flipped a coin 9 times out of 10 for tails, you'd say you feel 95% confident that the coin is biased. A nice followup is to flip the coin more times, and see if your measurement of the true mean holds up over a larger sample size, which would afford you more confidence. If your initial hypothesis is correct, then the coin is biased, and the results will repeat. Let's just say a 95% confidence sounds like a large number, but it isn't (and a repeat is trivial, so why not increase your power.)

      What I'd say here is that there's now a hypothesis, and a second round of data should be gathered to see if this relationship in the data holds.

      I think the fallacy you mention abouve is that the TRUE mean for the coin is 50%, but a local fluctuation in the data makes the gambler think the true mean has somehow changed when it hasn't. Thus, I don't think that applying the results of the study are committing a fallacy - but on the other hand I wouldn't be too amazingly confident unless the original data set bore that out. Generally, I like a confidence of 1 in a million a whole lot better than 1 in 20. Some of work I've done generated confidence of 1 in 10^37. That's confidence!

      Why not go gather some data? Please remember to gather it from an unbiased, large selection!

  4. Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a reason other than "randomness" that your wife bothers you more at times. It's not just because she thinks that you need "a break from your work". Open your eyes, men! She wants something from you!

    My wife and I figured this out ages ago. She's all over me during ovulation. Anyone who's married and paying attention should also be able to notice this. But then again, how many guys know their wife's monthly schedule? Hmm.

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    1. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it weird that I still remember 2 of my exes' cycles specifically so I know when to call for a booty call? Probably, but at least I'm getting some, right?

    2. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Per my comment below, my wife and I have the inverse relationship. And I always know her schedule because if I find myself humping her leg, she is probably menstruating.

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    3. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2, Funny
      But then again, how many guys know their wife's monthly schedule?
      This works both ways. When she's near the end of her cycle, I'm near the end of my rope! Of course, women in general tend care less about everything near the end of their cycle, not just personal grooming. Does the phrase "Oh, to hell with it all, where's the Haagen Das?" ring any bells?
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    4. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by PFI_Optix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I learned something very early with my wife: when she hits ovulation, she's less interested me when I'm clean-cut and smelling good and all that and more interested in me when I haven't shaved, have been working outside all day, and am wearing some pretty rough-looking clothes.

      The theory is that she goes for rugged-looking me because it makes me look stronger and tougher and so I look like a better choice for reproduction. "Strong man make strong babies" or something like that.

      Knowing when she ovulates means knowing which days I can skip shaving and don't have to clean up before giving her a kiss after doing yardwork.

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    5. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bother her because you know you can't get any. And when you can't get any, you feel you must have it. Relax, this is normal.

      What we're talking about is the situation where SHE is actively trying to get you to hump her. Pay attention to the signals she's sending. e.g. Nicely dressed, tasty dinner, "cuddling time", etc. Women express themselves more emotionally than physically, so if it seems like she's trying to be romantic, there's probably a reason.

    6. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 4, Funny
      But then again, how many guys know their wife's monthly schedule?

      Just another reason, I'm glad I'm gay.

    7. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      You bother her because you know you can't get any. And when you can't get any, you feel you must have it. Relax, this is normal.
      If that were the case I'd be after her all the time. More like I bother her because she is all bloated and juicy and I can tell she won't get pregnant.

      What we're talking about is the situation where SHE is actively trying to get you to hump her. Pay attention to the signals she's sending. e.g. Nicely dressed, tasty dinner, "cuddling time", etc. Women express themselves more emotionally than physically, so if it seems like she's trying to be romantic, there's probably a reason.
      Yeah, that ain't gonna happen. She doesn't like cuddling or romance. If she want to get laid she just tells me.
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    8. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      No disrespect intended toward your wife, but maybe you notice this time of the month in a positive light because the time before and during her period she's less sexy. In other words, if you see it like a wave, maybe it's not that the crest is so high, but that the trough is so low.

      The women I've known tend toward grumpiness just before their period, and often during it. In my experience, people who don't feel nice on the inside tend not to show it on the outside. I tend to notice sweat pants more often and less attention paid to the hair. YMMV.

      Maybe the researchers should have considered the possibility that women are less attractive than usual near their period than that they are sexier during ovulation. If you only show two photos and don't do anything to see how she looks during the baseline when woman aren't at either peak of their cycle, then either conclusion could be drawn.

    9. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny
      But then again, how many guys know their wife's monthly schedule?
      I know your wife's monthly schedule.
    10. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But then again, how many guys know their wife's monthly schedule?
      Just another reason, I'm glad I'm gay.


      Yes, but then you have to know your partner's daily tri-therapy schedule...

    11. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by mdf356 · · Score: 2

      I can smell when my wife is ovulating. Not consciously, but I get a lot more horny at the right time -- she got pregnant at age 37 three weeks after we got married, because I could "smell" it and we humped three times in 24 hours.

      The next time was almost as fast -- five weeks after she stopped nursing, pregnant again.

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    12. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most disgusting comment I have ever read on Slashdot. Oh god....

    13. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Kelson · · Score: 1
      This is the most disgusting comment I have ever read on Slashdot.

      You must be new here.

    14. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Knowing when she ovulates means knowing which days I can skip shaving and don't have to clean up before giving her a kiss after doing yardwork.

      I've heard cunnilinguis called a lot of things before, but "yardwork" wasn't one of 'em.

      Until tonight.

    15. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I know nothing about women, so I will ask:

      Does the above phenomenon have anything to do with women's fascination with romance novels, all of which have approixmately this plot:

      "Wealthy woman is seduced (or raped, going by legal definitions) by a muscular manual laborer and then later marries him against the wishes of her family."

      ?

    16. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exact same situation here. My wife wouldn't even let me see her undress for $1000 while she's menstrating (assuming that my money isn't already her money) and I can't keep my hands off her.

    17. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This "theory" has been proven by science. Studies have shown that when women are more ovulating, they crave more "high-testosterone" features from their men, usually more square jaws, stubble, muscles, symmetry, and such. In other words, this is the time that a wife of a Slashdotter is more likely to cheat.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/376321.stm

    18. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know your MOM's monthly schedule

    19. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

      Thanks,

      I was going to mention this as well, but I read it in (I think) a Men's Health magazine, though, it was a long time ago (and I've not had a subscription in equally long). Though, I'm sure you'll find it crop up every year or so, since most stuff in such magazines are often repeated (there's only so many ways one can exercise a muscle).

      Cheers,
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    20. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fish, anyone?

    21. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by BluedemonX · · Score: 1

      Somebody please explain to this man the difference between OVULATION (when a woman produces an egg) and MENSTRUATION (when the uterine lining sheds itself out through the vagina).

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    22. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Ummh... that is why I said my situation was the inverse of the parent. HIs wife wants him when she is ovulating because she wants to breed. I want my wife when she is menstruating because she can't breed. If you had followed my link that would be obvious.

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    23. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      She doesn't like cuddling or romance. If she want to get laid she just tells me.

      And what's the problem exactly?

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    24. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I know nothing about women, so I will ask:
      On slashdot? Are you taking the piss?
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    25. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      we humped three times in 24 hours
      i.e. three more times than most slashdotters have in their entire lives.
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    26. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by corbaguy · · Score: 1

      I don't remember my wife's cycle, but you're quite right that it's pretty easy to tell when she's ovulating.

      Of course, it's pretty easy to tell when she's at the opposite point in her cycle, too ;)

    27. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      She doesn't like cuddling or romance. If she want to get laid she just tells me.

      And what's the problem exactly?
      Finding a guy willing to fuck her? [RIMSHOT] Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

      Just kidding; I wasn't complaining. Here's the kicker. The idea of an engagement ring and a big fancy wedding repulsed my wife as much as it did me. She felt that money should go into a down payment on a house (it did). We got married at a drive through in Vegas, basically because it is the most convenient method. Where we live you have to get a blood test, wait a week, go to the registrar in person and apply for a license which they later send you. Then you have to schedule a ceremony. Since we are aetheists we would prefer a JoP. It takes two weeks and three days off from work. Not convenient. In Vegas you can drive straight from the airport to the registrar of marriages (open 24 hours) show them your driver's license and get a marriage certificate in five minutes. Then you can drive stright to any number of drive through "chapels" tell them you want a secular ceremony and be married in less than half an hour. No muss no fuss. Every boy's dream.
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    28. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Doesn't care about cuddling, didn't want a fancy wedding or engagement ring.... you lucky bastard.

      I hate you, btw :P

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    29. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't care about cuddling, didn't want a fancy wedding or engagement ring...
      ... used to be known as "Chris" to hir highschool friends.

      You know, before the operation.
    30. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by Undead_Kangaroo · · Score: 1

      Can I cuss?

      Fucking cool.

      Such insight = awesome.

    31. Re:Researchers should pay more attention by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I wasn't going to rub it in, but I can't resist. She also tivos hot chicks for me when I am not around and points out women on the street. Oh yeah, she likes porn too. If she didn't hate football so much I would suspect she was a man.

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  5. Duh by Yannic · · Score: 1

    One word...

    Sweatpants.

    \/\/\/

  6. How...timely. by stile99 · · Score: 1

    Took them three months to get this news across the pond?

  7. My Evolutionary Disadvantage by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to my wife I have a genetic defect which causes me to be more attracted to her when she is menstruating. This has obvious disadvantages in that she is both unlikely to get pregnant and unlikely to not kick my ass when fondled in that state. Good thing I don't want kids, or a genetic legacy.

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    1. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may also have a genetic defect that makes you unlikely to not use double negatives.

    2. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      I sure do. It is called a sense of humor. That was a humerous rhetorical device. Hard to believe you have never heard or read a purposeful comedic double negative before. Is english not your first language?

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    3. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is english not your first language?

      You'd better be careful saying things like this around here, some slashbot will crop up and tell you that for lots of people on this thing, it isn't their first language.

      Frankly I think that if someone wants to participate in a discussion in a given language, they should do all they can to master it, which is why I haven't moved someplace tropical yet... I feel a responsibility to speak the local language. I only wish more people in the USA felt that way...

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    4. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1
      You'd better be careful saying things like this around here, some slashbot will crop up and tell you that for lots of people on this thing, it isn't their first language.
      That part wasn't meant as a criticism. I honestly doubted a native English speaker (at least an American) could miss the point. Regardless of what language the AC originally spoke, his offense was not poor command of American English idioms and rhetoric. His offense was leveraging that lack of facility into being a pedantic dick. Not speaking English natively natively is not a flaw. Being a jerk in any language is.
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    5. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you attack me for the unintentional split infinitive instead? You are one lame grammar nazi. Not that I give a shit about split infinitives. Prescriptive grammar is stupid.

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    6. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      Just being a native English speaker is enough. You don't need to be American.

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    7. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm not accusing you of being a racist or anything. I'm just giving you a warning that you should watch out for the idiot slashbots with modpoints when you say something like that. I'm not suggesting that you knuckle under to the groupthink either; it was just a public service announcement :)

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    8. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by o'reor · · Score: 1
      Good thing I don't want kids, or a genetic legacy.

      Talking about behavior/psychology, it is probably the other way around : you don't want kids, and therefore, unwittingly, you are attracted to your wife only when she's the least likely to get pregnant. IANAP (I am not a psychoanalyst) but I think Dr Freud would certainly like to have a word with you... :-)

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    9. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by anothy · · Score: 1
      ...which is why I haven't moved someplace tropical yet... I feel a responsibility to speak the local language.
      really? if only there were tropical places that spoke english as a local language...
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    10. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Frankly I think that if someone wants to participate in a discussion in a given language, they should do all they can to master it, which is why I haven't moved someplace tropical yet...

      Mastering a language requires practice. And practice means conversing with native speakers. This necessarily implies that there is always a phase where the non-native speaker is not speaking perfectly. I think you should tolerate that instead of sneering. People don't just read a book and wake up speaking another language fluently. Are you saying they shouldn't bother at all unless they're perfect? How do you ever expect them to improve?

    11. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Bahamas have been seeing an explosion in violent crime in recent years. Bermuda's not a bad idea but it's spendy these days. Hawaii is out for various personal reasons I won't go into now. And to live the way I like in Singapore is spendy too. I think I'm most likely to end up someplace speaking Spanish.

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    12. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Are you saying they shouldn't bother at all unless they're perfect? How do you ever expect them to improve?

      That's not what I'm saying, I'm saying lots of people don't bother to improve once they can make themselves [more or less] understood. My criticism is not reserved for immigrants, however; there are plenty of American natives (as opposed to Native Americans, who theoretically crossed the land/ice bridge from siberia anyway, whee) whose grasp on English is nonexistent. They need to improve, too, or be considered to be lazy idiots by all who encounter them. Well, except the other lazy idiots. Frankly most native speakers of English have no idea what they are actually saying when they talk because they don't really understand the meanings of words or how they got them.

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    13. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about other ladies, but I want sex way more when I'm on my period than any other time.

      I haven't recognized a desire to dress up more when I'm ovulating though, hmm.

    14. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      You're Dracula and I claim my five pounds.

    15. Re:My Evolutionary Disadvantage by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but from personal observations, made while I go about my daily business, I tend to think that those Americans with a good grasp of the English language are vastly the minority. I would guess that at least 2 out of every three people I meet seem to butcher the English language in some way during even a short, 2 or 3 sentence conversation.

      But maybe it just seems like that because I live in Arkansas. ;)

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  8. Oh, no. Not again! by DrMindWarp · · Score: 2, Funny

    A similar study was conducted about 10 years ago, if not more. Slashdot! News for amnesiacs. Stuff that mattered long ago.

    1. Re:Oh, no. Not again! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      TFA is a regular newspaper citing a New Scientist article, whose author may have read the original paper or perhaps just the press release.

      All that gets reported is what is old news, as you point out. The original work is by Baker and Bellis, and dates back to the 80s. but isn't cited in this article. Baker and Bellis' work has been criticized as being poorly controlled and subject to sample bias.

      This study has a stronger statistical basis, and that's news. But most of the actual articles won't talk about that, because it's boring, and would rather discuss the original hypothesis, which as you point out has a long history.

      And this story isn't exactly timely, either. The original scientific paper is now over a year old, and was published six months ago.

    2. Re:Oh, no. Not again! by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Desmond Morris' "The Human Animal" documentary series from the mid 90s went into great detail the evolution of sexual behaviour. Women are more likely to wear less clothing when ovulating and they're more likely to cheat on their primary partners. Conversely men' penis heads are shaped like plungers to suction competitive sperm out of the woman's vagina, men are more likely to have a larger sperm count when separated from their primary partner for periods of time OR if they think she hasn't been faithful. Finally, unlike our primate ancestors, female homo sapiens have evolved the ability to not directly display fertility (e.g. swollen genitalia)...all in the interest of diversifying the genetic pool of her offspring.

      Every once in awhile these studies are reproduced and picked up by a newswire...they're juicy headlines that are supposed to be 'shocking'. Until you take an unbiased, scientific view of human behaviour.

      And no we're not just products of nature...we have free will and can override these more base instincts via concious decision making.

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    3. Re:Oh, no. Not again! by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      A similar study was conducted about 10 years ago, if not more. Nothing new for you to see here, move along.

      See Sperm Wars by Robin Baker. Better yet, read it. Mind boggling stuff. Review here.

  9. Women? by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear stranger, what is this "women" you speak of?

    1. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      google it. There are lots of web sites with pictures of them advertising their fertility.

    2. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and please send some samples.

  10. Bad study by G00F · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The case study was to small, only 30 women with only 2 pictures, not only did we not collect data, but with the lack of numbers we creates a very large error of margin.

    Example, flip a coin once, and you get heads, your test reveals 100% heads when flipping a coin. Flip it 10 times, you got heads 3 times, so according to this test when flipping a coin you have 30% chance to get heads. Now flip it 100 times. That number will be a lot closer to 50%.

    Try 1000 women with 6 pictures each (3 in prime and 3 out of prime) then have 100 different people scoring each card.

    All this test does is shows is hey maybe there is something, and let us do a real test.

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    1. Re:Bad study by Surt · · Score: 1

      There are over a thousand coin flip equivalents in this study.

      42 guessers * 30 pictures each = 1260 samples.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    2. Re:Bad study by Kelson · · Score: 1
      Try 1000 women with 6 pictures each (3 in prime and 3 out of prime) then have 100 different people scoring each card.

      Or better yet, 6 pictures at 6 different points in their cycles. Fertility is a range of probabilities, not a boolean value.

    3. Re:Bad study by cnettel · · Score: 1

      In a way there is. It's hard to tell without knowing the numbers. We have both uncertainty in the classification (the 42) and the uncertainty in the actual behavior of menstruating women (the 30). With what we have been told, it's possible that the classifications were actually always quite consistent (80/20 or something), but the preference regarding "ovulating/not ovulating" in fact shifted depending on the set of pictures shown. If so, we're basically back to 30 coin tosses. We certainly don't have 1260 independent events from a common underlying distribution.

    4. Re:Bad study by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Better yet, post them on internet, and millions of people will do the job. However, how do you really know what "best appearance" is? Perhaps for different men "best appearance" ideas are a bit different than the concept for women. Or even among women or men, the "best appearance" concept might differ.

      Quite subjective research with few samples to obtain a significant results.

    5. Re:Bad study by flynt · · Score: 1

      They did do a real test, look at the actual publication in "Hormones and Behavior".

    6. Re:Bad study by Kelson · · Score: 1
      Better yet, post them on internet, and millions of people will do the job.

      I believe that study has been done already. I believe it was published by the journal, HotOrNot.com

    7. Re:Bad study by Idbar · · Score: 1

      What? And they didn't post it on Slashdot!?

      Is it HotOrNot.com is a reliable source. I just browsed and scores... well.. that just made me believe even more, that you have to take into account the reliability of your judges.

    8. Re:Bad study by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 1

      What's the statistical benefit of doing 300000 samples instead of 3000? Or 1000?

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    9. Re:Bad study by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Actually, the statistical significance of their result was pretty good. From the research paper:

      Therefore, the effect of fertility status (testing whether a woman's score was above chance) was estimated at the average of days prior to menstrual onset (roughly a mid-luteal phase day of the cycle) and at the day of ovulation. Scores were above chance, F(1, 27) = 7.06, p = 0.013 (mean = 59.5%; SEM = 5%).

      As far as psych experiments go, p=0.013 is pretty good.

  11. 60% more than chance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The summary is misleading.

    The observers chose the "high fertility" subject nearly 60% more of the time than would be expected by chance That would be 80% of the time whereas in the article it states the percentage was 60% of the time, not 60% more.
  12. "Well Beyond Random Chance" by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

    The summary says that the fertile pic was chosen 60% more often than expected by pure chance, however the article states it was simply chosen 60% of the time, and that it was "Well beyond random chance" which is quoted in the article that way as well. The author may have known that the term might not be appropriate to describe a 60%/40% split with 30 subjects and 42 judges.

    But hey, keep refining and expanding the group and see if the rate stays steady or increases. Could be very interesting.

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    1. Re:"Well Beyond Random Chance" by Surt · · Score: 1

      42 judges * 30 subjects = 1260 samples. 60% right is well outside of random chance for that many samples.

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    2. Re:"Well Beyond Random Chance" by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      30 subjects 2 pics each being looked at by 42 judges. So it is 30*2=60 samples being looked at be 42 people. The same 60 samples were looked at over and over. Sample ABC is still sample ABC if it is looked at 1,2,3... 100000 times. It is not going to change. They should have had more picsures of the sample peole and a much larger (400-500) people sample to start off with.

    3. Re:"Well Beyond Random Chance" by kristjanp · · Score: 1

      No no no, you all are misinterpreting it. They're saying they got 60% more than random chance. Random chance is 50%; 60%+50% = 110%! How much more certain can you be? I have absolute faith in this study.

  13. No, 60% more by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not 60% of the time, but 60% more than expected if it were chance alone. So more likely 1.6 * (30*.5) = 24/30, not 18/30.

    But of course the actual number isn't in the article.

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    1. Re:No, 60% more by duranaki · · Score: 2

      Ok.. but can we all agree that 30 is a ridiculously low sample size?

    2. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article is clear on this, the slashdot summary is wrong. It's 60% right guesses for 42 guessers against 30 pictures, over a thousand total guesses, with 60% right instead of 50% right.

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    3. Re:No, 60% more by Man+of+E · · Score: 1

      Picking the ovulating one 24 out of 30 times is a ridiculously strong result, with p-value 0.000162 - that's a hundredth of one percent! I think we're misinterpreting the article or the summary.

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    4. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 5, Informative

      30 is a low sample size, but would not be unusual in psychology studies. There are statistical tests you can perform to find out the minimum effect size to declare significance. I've seen studies with meaningful results in as few as 8 samples.

      Nevertheless, this particular study had 1260 samples. 42 guessers * 30 guesses each. More than a thousand samples is plenty for significance.

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    5. Re:No, 60% more by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      No, the slashdot summary is quoting New Scientist, which is also refered to by the Daily Mall article. Sounds to me like Daily Mall may be misquoting New Scientist, but of course the full New Scientist article isn't available online.

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    6. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the results are statistically significant they are hardly staggering and it should be realized that ovulation is not independant of menstration which is not independant of PMS or cramping. It seems just as reasonable to conclude that the women were simply less enthused about dressing up when they were close to menstration than to conclude that they wanted to attract a mate during ovulation.

    7. Re:No, 60% more by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Not 60% of the time, but 60% more than expected if it were chance alone. So more likely 1.6 * (30*.5) = 24/30, not 18/30.

      But of course the actual number isn't in the article. Exactly. I love it when stats aren't displayed as stats. Pretty much invalidates the entire study in my book.

      You know, 37.4% of all statistics are made up, anyway.
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    8. Re:No, 60% more by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      No because it was 30 pictures among 40 independantly scoring judges. 1200 samples in all.

      Yes they could have done for more women. But personally I think it was stupid to "obscure" the faces, I'd bet their results would would have been higher**

      **Assuming the study was right in the first place.

    9. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 1

      Allow me to quote direct from the Daily Mall:

      The judges chose the photo taken during the fertile phases 60 per cent of the time.

      According to New Scientist, this is "well beyond random chance".


      Where the word 'more' came from, other than slashdot summary, I don't know.

      The real study is here:
      http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleUR L&_udi=B6WGC-4M3J10P-1&_user=10&_handle=C-WA-A-WB- WB-MsSAYZW-UUA-U-U-WB-U-U-AADUEEYDVD-AAZYCDECVD-WU BCYWEWC-WB-U&_fmt=full&_coverDate=01%2F31%2F2007&_ rdoc=7&_orig=browse&_srch=%23toc%236819%232007%239 99489998%23638753!&_cdi=6819&_acct=C000050221&_ver sion=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=444a5bf43b7599 407cecc16ac1560df4

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    10. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's the slashdot summary, they misquoted the Daily Mail by inserting the word 'more'.
      It's really just 60% right guesses vs expected 50% right guesses.

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    11. Re:No, 60% more by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Funny

      42 judges. That number is important.

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    12. Re:No, 60% more by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where the word 'more' came from, other than slashdot summary, I don't know.

      It came from the New Scientist article which was linked from the summary at the end of the sentence: "The observers chose the "high fertility" subject nearly 60% more of the time than would be expected by chance, according to the NewScientist.com writeup."

      So like I was saying, it isn't the slashdot summary, it's Daily Mall and New Scientist which are contradicting each other.

      Thank goodness for the real study, though, which makes it clear that it is New Scientist which is incorrect.

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    13. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok.. but can we all agree that 30 is a ridiculously low sample size?

      We're talking about women here. And this is Slashdot. A sample size of 30 women on Slashdot is astronomically large.

    14. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 1

      Thanks, and sorry about that, I had RTFA without noticing there was a second FA to read.

      Indeed, the New scientist is off.

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    15. Re:No, 60% more by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Much more interesting is women's tendencies to forget to take birth control, and to have affairs during ovulation.

      [W]hen women have sexual affairs with someone other than the husband or boyfriend, the affair often occurs during ovulation, the woman and her partner typically use no birth control, and the partner chosen by the woman has some quality that the husband/boyfriend lacks (Baker & Bellis, 1993; Bellis & Baker, 1990).
    16. Re:No, 60% more by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not like I'd read either article before making my original post. ;)

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    17. Re:No, 60% more by EraseEraseMe · · Score: 5, Funny
      the partner chosen by the woman has some quality that the husband/boyfriend lacks
      Like a Porsche...
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    18. Re:No, 60% more by forkazoo · · Score: 1
      Not 60% of the time, but 60% more than expected if it were chance alone. So more likely 1.6 * (30*.5) = 24/30, not 18/30.

      But of course the actual number isn't in the article.


      Duh! What kind of moron are you? Chance would be 50%. This is 60% more than chance, which would be 110%. So, they correctly identified 33 out of 30. That's statistically significant, right? I mean, come on guys, don't you people know how scientific sounding numbers are made up?
    19. Re:No, 60% more by Threni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I've seen studies with meaningful results in as few as 8 samples.

      I don't think you have.

      > Nevertheless, this particular study had 1260 samples. 42 guessers * 30 guesses each. More than a
      > thousand samples is plenty for significance.

      The important number here is 42. You could ask 2 people to guess 1,000,000 times. That's 2,000,000 samples. That's plenty, right?

    20. Re:No, 60% more by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Ok.. but can we all agree that 30 is a ridiculously low sample size? No. You do a power analysis to find out if the sample size is too small, not just talk out of your ass.
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    21. Re:No, 60% more by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

      8 people have a physical ailment. 4 people receive surgery, 4 don't. The 4 receivers live, the 4 non-receivers all die.
      You have the ailment. Surgery or no surgery for you?

      2 people guess a million times. They each get the right answer 600,000 each. Do you still assume it's a random guess? You may not believe that their power generalizes, but you darn well better believe in their power.

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    22. Re:No, 60% more by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a repeat of this study from 2004.

      Also similar to Karl Grammer's 1996 study, The human mating game: the battle of the sexes and the war of signals, in which he found that women in prison often wore skimpier clothing during ovulation.

      Of course, the obvious counterpoint is that many women don't feel too great during menstruation and personal care tends to suffer when people aren't feeling well.

    23. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a 10" "Porsche substitute" and the know-how to use it.

    24. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      women on birth control don't ovulate.

    25. Re:No, 60% more by paulpas · · Score: 0

      60% of the time, it works every time. *wink*

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    26. Re:No, 60% more by archen · · Score: 1

      or a loyal partner =P

    27. Re:No, 60% more by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      Much more interesting is women's tendencies to forget to take birth control, and to have affairs during ovulation [socialpsychology.org].
      When don't forget to take birth control when they ovulate; they ovulate when they forget to take birth control. If ovulating causes them to forget to take birth control, then the birth control wasn't working in the first place.
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    28. Re:No, 60% more by khallow · · Score: 1

      But they do forget to take birth control, and then often ovulate. The original post was unclear, the "forgetting to take birth control" need not (and of course, almost never) occur during ovulation.

    29. Re:No, 60% more by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, yes and no.. there are postfertilization protections as well, so just because one ovulates doesn't mean the birth control wasn't working, just not working 100% (which it doesn't claim to). Still, you're right that not taking the pill will likely cause ovulation, so it gets back to the correlation/causation debate. At any rate, the study indicated an increase in "forgetfulness" around the time of would-be ovulation, as compared to the placebos taken during menstruation.

    30. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think that was actually referring to a car this time...

    31. Re:No, 60% more by Dik+Zak · · Score: 1

      women on birth control don't ovulate. Actually, they do. And their eggs can even be fertilized. The fertilized eggs are just not allowed to stay atached to the uterine wall, since menstruation starts when they start taking the placebos (red pills).

    32. Re:No, 60% more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the partner chosen by the woman has some quality that the husband/boyfriend lacks Like a Porsche... Isn't it the other way? Women marry men with Porsches (can provide for their children) but have affairs with jocks?
    33. Re:No, 60% more by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but if the women are fertile for, say, 3 days each month, and you review 30 pictures, one for each day of the month, then the chance to hit a fertile day randomly should be around 10%.
      If this is the case, then 60% seems to be a very good result.

    34. Re:No, 60% more by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      Actually, they do. And their eggs can even be fertilized. The fertilized eggs are just not allowed to stay atached to the uterine wall, since menstruation starts when they start taking the placebos (red pills).
      The primary purpose of birth control is to prevent ovulation. Most types of birth control can also make it less likely for an egg to attach to a uterine wall, but they do not force mentruation and if a fertilized egg does get attached, then she's pregnant and birth control can't stop that (they aren't abortion pills). So in general, women on birth control do not ovulate unless their pills aren't working as effectly as they should.
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    35. Re:No, 60% more by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      Well, yes and no.. there are postfertilization protections as well, so just because one ovulates doesn't mean the birth control wasn't working, just not working 100% (which it doesn't claim to).
      You're right that birth control can still prevent fertilization and implantation after ovulation, but it's main method of preventing pregnancy is comprimised if she ovulates, and most women will not ovulate most months on birth control.

      At any rate, the study indicated an increase in "forgetfulness" around the time of would-be ovulation, as compared to the placebos taken during menstruation.
      I can't believe that. Did they ignore the women who skip the placebos altogether because they know they're placebos, or the women who "forget" a couple of placebos because they don't want to stop what they're doing to take pills that don't matter? If women forgot their pills more often then they forget their placebos then the pill's effectiveness rating would be 0%.
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    36. Re:No, 60% more by Dik+Zak · · Score: 1

      Oh gosh, it would appear that you are correct.

      But I know you can delay menstruation by delaying the taking of the placebos.

    37. Re:No, 60% more by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      But I know you can delay menstruation by delaying the taking of the placebos.
      No, you can't. The placebos are placebos. Whether you start taking them three days later or forget to take them at all, or take all 7 in one day, or even if you (assuming you're a guy) take them, they will have exactly 0 effect (unless you're allergic to red food dye or aspartame or whatever's in it). What you're thinking of is if you start taking the next batch of pills the day you would start the placebos you'll skip your period.
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    38. Re:No, 60% more by dawnzer · · Score: 1

      You delay menstruation by IMMEDIATELY starting a new pack and skipping the placebos all together.

      I never take the placebos - I just wait the week before starting the active pills again. The menstruation that happens when you are taking birth control pills isn't true menstruation - it is a withdrawal symptom from stopping the extra hormones. That is why they claim it is safe to take the pills where you never take placebos, you take active pills indefinitely so that you never menstruate.

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    39. Re:No, 60% more by Pope · · Score: 1

      The placebos are there to ensure the habit of taking the pill every day gets ingrained into the taker's head. Some women are forgetful and need to stress the habit, some are not. And judging from the incredibly random places I've seen my friends leave their pill case (on top of the radiator in the hall, on the edge of the bathroom sink, next to the milk in the fridge), I'd say better to have the placebos there than not!

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  14. Come on by chanrobi · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a jip. I wanted to see the pictures they used not the boring words they used in their study write up :)

    1. Re:Come on by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do we want? Pictures of women with obscured faces.
      When do we want 'em? Now!

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  15. There's a reason for that by ElleyKitten · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I'm at "the other end of my cycle" aka, my period, I'm bleeding and bloated and cramping and my face is breaking out, and looking pretty is not exactly high on my list. When I'm not, looking pretty is much less of a hassle. So, not exactly rocket science here.

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    1. Re:There's a reason for that by gfilion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I'm at "the other end of my cycle" aka, my period, I'm bleeding and bloated and cramping and my face is breaking out, and looking pretty is not exactly high on my list. When I'm not, looking pretty is much less of a hassle. So, not exactly rocket science here.

      They did a similar study a while ago in a bar. They would ask female volunteers to give a saliva sample and have their picture taken. Then they calculated the area of the body that showed skin and found a correlation between "showing more skin" and ovulation. So it's likely more than just wanting to feel pretty, I mean you don't go in a bar if you feel "bloated and cramping". To me it looks like women are more horny why they are ovulating, which makes perfect sense if you think in terms of evolution.

    2. Re:There's a reason for that by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The issue of looking good isn't the whole thing though, and we already know it's related to the cycle so that's not new information. Women will also tend to pick lower-cut tops and higher-cut bottoms at that point in their cycle, it's not just about how THEY look, it affects what they choose to wear and such as well. It's an overall shift in mood, which admittedly shouldn't surprise anyone who actually knows any women.

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    3. Re:There's a reason for that by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      When I'm at "the other end of my cycle" aka, my period, I'm bleeding and bloated and cramping and my face is breaking out, and looking pretty is not exactly high on my list. When I'm not, looking pretty is much less of a hassle. So, not exactly rocket science here. But all the rocket scientists have real jobs so the scientists that were left over ended up working on this project ;)
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    4. Re:There's a reason for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be one of the more succinct descriptions of exactly why I'm an VERY grateful I'm not a woman.

    5. Re:There's a reason for that by Gospodin · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...which admittedly shouldn't surprise anyone who actually knows any women.

      Ah. So that's why this made it as a news item on Slashdot.

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    6. Re:There's a reason for that by GodInHell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They did a similar study a while ago in a bar. They would ask female volunteers to give a saliva sample and have their picture taken. Then they calculated the area of the body that showed skin and found a correlation between "showing more skin" and ovulation. So it's likely more than just wanting to feel pretty, I mean you don't go in a bar if you feel "bloated and cramping". To me it looks like women are more horny why they are ovulating, which makes perfect sense if you think in terms of evolution. Right.. because women just stop living one week out of every 4. Or, oh wait, they could just go out when they feel like that and try to have fun - you know, since they're not sick (like you would be if you were feeling like that) and there's no damn reason not to. But, no, probably not feeling all that "frisky."

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    7. Re:There's a reason for that by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      why are people mistaking ovulation for menstruation? the study does not say that photos were taken during their periods. The studay states that the two photos taken were the week before their period and about 2 weeks after when their tests showed that they were the least and most fertile for that cycle, respectively. They're not trying to show that women feel like crap during their periods, but that women subconsciously dress up a little more (or carry themselves differently) when they are more fertile compared to when they are less fertile; and that men are actually able to pick up on these changes more often than not.

    8. Re:There's a reason for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since a woman's basal body temperature can go up a degree or so during ovulation the decline in clothing coverage could be due to body temp rather than "feeling frisky"...

    9. Re:There's a reason for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, from considering my wife, the cramps, bloating, low-self image, low-level PMS, and all that fun stuff lasts longer than you seem to imply.

      Ideally, the study should have done at least two photos a week, in the women's homes, for three months straight. Then all that exact timeing is moot. Of course, they would have to know when the women did start their period, and estimate when they started ovulating.

    10. Re:There's a reason for that by syousef · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was thinking. However since I'm not female I'd have been flamed. Thank you for posting.

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    11. Re:There's a reason for that by syousef · · Score: 1

      Women feel like crap before their periods, during their periods, and sometimes just after their periods. Other part of the cycle they ovulate. Also your lack of familiarity with women shows big time. Not all women experience the same negative effects or to the same degree during their period.

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    12. Re:There's a reason for that by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      I didn't mistake menstruation for ovulation, I was assuming they meant menstruation when they were referring to the other end of their cycles from ovulation (the articles actually don't say it was done the week before menstruation, just that it was done on their "least fertile" times or the "other end" from ovulation, which imply during menstruation, or right around then). I would think that your period would affect your mood and actions more than ovulation. Women don't even notice when they ovulate, but they do notice (and hate) their periods, and the side effects can start a week before and last a week after it ends. I probably dress better when I'm in the middle of my cycle, and I'm on birth control and don't ovulate anyways. Maybe they could have tried photographing a woman who's all like "I love menstruation because I can feel the power of my womanhood" (seriously, there's a song like that) and see if she dresses better on her period or other times. They could have at least found women on birth control to use as a control group without ovulation, and maybe found women who don't have periods to see if they change throughout the month without ovulation or menstruation. But I guess if they got the answer "Women look better when they don't feel like crap", that wouldn't have made quite as interesting of a headline as "Women Advertise Fertility".

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    13. Re:There's a reason for that by dmatos · · Score: 1

      It would probably be a good idea in an expanded study, then, to have four pictures - menstruating, ovulating, and half-way between the two in each direction.

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    14. Re:There's a reason for that by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      oh snap, i guess i better tell my wife and daughter that i'm not very familiar with women

    15. Re:There's a reason for that by syousef · · Score: 1

      That only proves you're experienced with 2 women, who are genetically similar no less.

      Some women just feel uncomfortable at that time of the month. Other's get grumpy. Others get downright irrational. I have met lovely women that turn into an irrational mess at that time of the month. So much so that I could tell even without daring to have that conversation. I've had one female boss who didn't do well at that time of the month and that was hell - she was generally a grumpty person to begin with so that made things unbearable. I've had plenty of female bosses though and she's the only one I'm glad I'm rid of, so I don't think I have an issue with women in authority in general. Frankly she needed something to fix her hormones. She was all over the place and not very professional.

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  16. Where are the pictures? by SuperStretchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Too bad we can't actually the results. Then we could judge for ourselves.

  17. Yes but by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    does it really mean anything for us humans? I mean, if women actually attracted more men when they look attractive, then we wouldn't have had a surge of babies 9 months after the northeast power blackout, quite the contrary.

    I'm sure human being still have a tendency to "display" their fertility, by looks or by scents, on some unconscious level, simply because we're just really clever monkeys, but I'm not certain humans are receptive to these signals anymore, and if they are, psychological and intelligent decision-making processes in the brain probably supercede animal instincts.

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    1. Re:Yes but by temcat · · Score: 1

      if women actually attracted more men when they look attractive

      Erm, attractiveness is by definition the ability to attract, therefor "attracting more men" = "look more attractive" :-)

    2. Re:Yes but by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1
      I mean, if women actually attracted more men when they look attractive, then we wouldn't have had a surge of babies 9 months after the northeast power blackout, quite the contrary.
      Actually, that's a myth.
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    3. Re:Yes but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I'm sure human being still have a tendency to "display" their fertility, by looks or by scents, on some unconscious level, simply because we're just really clever monkeys, but I'm not certain humans are receptive to these signals anymore, and if they are, psychological and intelligent decision-making processes in the brain probably supercede animal instincts.

      I'm pretty damned sure that humans are still receptive to these signals. Haven't you ever been in the presence of someone who you didn't find all that physically attractive, but you couldn't stop paying attention to them? Odds are probably at least as good that it was pheromonal as that it was related to something familiar about their body language or something else. By the same corollary, I can be totally uninterested in even an attractive woman on occasion. Sometimes there's just something about her... sometimes there's just nothing about her.

      For all of our so-called civilization there's still the fact that anything that makes you more sexually attractive or sexually attracted makes you more likely to reproduce. The ability to produce and/or detect pheromones should fall into this category quite neatly.

      I'd say the biggest impediments to the effects of pheromones would be poor air quality and the use of soaps and deodorants. You're probably going to have a harder time detecting pheromones in a smoky bar when your nose is malfunctioning. You're definitely going to have a harder time of it if they're being masked deliberately.

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    4. Re:Yes but by bcattwoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      does it really mean anything for us humans? I mean, if women actually attracted more men when they look attractive, then we wouldn't have had a surge of babies 9 months after the northeast power blackout, quite the contrary.
      Sure we would. Everyone looks better in the dark.
    5. Re:Yes but by mutterc · · Score: 1

      a surge of babies 9 months after the northeast power blackout

      Did we really? From what I read on snopes.com here and here, most of the time local reporters will latch onto statistically insignificant upticks in local birthrates 9 months after disasters. Since "everyone knows" disasters cause people to seek solace in eath others' arms, people go looking for these correlations.

    6. Re:Yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . .psychological and intelligent decision-making processes in the brain probably supercede animal instincts. slashdot readers have "intelligent decision-making processes"
      therefore
      slashdot readers "probably supercede animal instincts"
      therefore
      slahdot readers "probabaly don't get much"

      hmm..
    7. Re:Yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, don't say "You look fertile today" when you want to say "You look nice"

  18. FULL ARTICLE by brian0918 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The full article can be found here.

    1. Re:FULL ARTICLE by flynt · · Score: 1

      And that's an *article* based on a *publication* in a peer-reviewed journal. I would hope most of us here would want that original source, as articles, even in science mags, get things wrong.

      The publication is

      Haselton MG, et al. Hormones and Behavior 51 (2007). 40-45.

      If your university has access to this journal, you can read the article online.

    2. Re:FULL ARTICLE by flynt · · Score: 1

      I guess that is the publication, good job finding that. I wonder if that works for everyone or just those at unis with access to SD?

    3. Re:FULL ARTICLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone. Or at least, me.

    4. Re:FULL ARTICLE by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't really work.
      Here's the summary:

      Women that look hot are hot to trot.

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  19. I visit my x around this time for that very reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Your right, I woudl say this is pretty well known you don't need statistics to prove it. Though to most of these geeks that may not be relivant. Point is we are all animals before we are human and for evalutionary reasons we were born to procreate. Thus I can always tell even upon walking in the house when my girlfriend is at that time. matter of fact after I broke up with my x I used to go and 'drop by' around that time and checking back on the calender it was abtou once a month like clockwork.

  20. I don't know about you... by HBI · · Score: 1

    but experimentally i've verified that i'm more likely to end up in a bed with a cute girl than someone with unfortunate looks.

    Also, i've noted that if she grabs my package, i stop caring about looks until after the deed is done, so maybe it's a wash.

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    1. Re:I don't know about you... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      but experimentally i've verified that i'm more likely to end up in a bed with a cute girl than someone with unfortunate looks.

      Actually your preferences in girls are entirely societal: I'm assuming you're a westerner who prefers slim, tall, magazine-cover-beautiful girls, but if you were an animal, you'd opt for a fat, squat, muscular-looking female who would be statistically more able to have your babies and care for them.

      Also, i've noted that if she grabs my package, i stop caring about looks until after the deed is done, so maybe it's a wash.

      That on the other hand reconnects you with your animal ancestry :)

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    2. Re:I don't know about you... by Omestes · · Score: 1
      Actually your preferences in girls are entirely societal: I'm assuming you're a westerner who prefers slim, tall, magazine-cover-beautiful girls, but if you were an animal, you'd opt for a fat, squat, muscular-looking female who would be statistically more able to have your babies and care for them.


      Actually your preferences in girls are entirely societal, based off of the more and popular PC line of "fat is beautiful", which is somewhat an evolutionary lie. A fairer assessment would to say that more "rubenesque" girls would be more attractive, being that a little more fat is a sign of health. That little extra fatty tissue says much, that the woman is healthy enough to hunt, has a good energy store in case of problems, has a healthy metabolism, etc... Fat, as in the 60% of Americans who are actually clinically obese, is NOT a sign of health, it is just the opposite. Then again so is the Twiggy / supermodel look, it shows either a famine, a cancer, or severe metabolic malfunction. Women with a moderate fat store could be said to be more apt to care for young, and by moderate I'm talking Marilyn Monroe-esque, not Rosie Oddonel (or however you spell her name).

      This also would have something to do with your genetic stock, people from different (evolutionarily) climate zone would have different preferences. In an hot arid climate (such as the middle east) would much prefer more tall and slender girls, than people in cold arid climates, and people in climates more apt to drought and temperature extremes would prefer the shorter squatter girls you mention, its all about heat retention and surface area, along with fat retention for famine resistance.

      But in the modern society I think it boils down to whatever you prefer, societal condition can over take genetic preference. I personally don't like either extreme, the "waif" look looks rather cadaverous and unhealthy to me (probably a sign of sever psychological disorders too), and the fat look is equally disgusting to me, and also probably a sign of psychological disorders. Where has the average gone, not 90 pounds, not 300 pounds, but just average?
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  21. False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they'll advertise, but never actually have any for sale? It's like shopping at Best Buy.

    1. Re:False Advertising by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they'll advertise, but never actually have any for sale? It's like shopping at Best Buy.

      No, when you buy something at Best Buy, you can return it if the product is defective.

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    2. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      So they'll advertise, but never actually have any for sale?

      Remember, though: sex is kind of like software. It's better when it's free.

    3. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free yes, however unlimited redistribution that just anyone can give away with restrictions that it must be open to all who wish to see,,,,,,,,

    4. Re:False Advertising by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Not entirely correct. I bought a DVD set from Best Buy and then promptly lost the receipt. I opened the DVD set and it is missing the last disc, but Best Buy won't even let me exchange it since I don't have the receipt. Yet another reason I don't shop at Best Buy.

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  22. My wife ways ... by Tim+Ward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... "only years later did I work out that all my successful driving tests, interviews etc were at times when I was fertile".

  23. pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this article is useless without pics!!

  24. Not 60% more, actually 20%. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

    Check the article again, "The judges chose the photo taken during the fertile phases 60 per cent of the time."

    The judges picked the fertile phase photo 60% of the time, when random chance would suggest 50%. This is an 20% more than random chance would predict. Significant, but not quite as amazing as a 60% difference that the summary erroneously suggests.

    1. Re:Not 60% more, actually 20%. by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention if they're trying to put a skew on their results then saying 4/5 (8/10, or 80% of total) instead of 60% over would be expected would sound better.

      Beware of men bearing stats, as they've usually frigged a distribution somewhere.

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  25. And 60% more of a much larger number. by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    60% increase in observations picked correctly.

    They showed pairs of pictures of 30 women to a group of observers. Suppose there were 25 people in the test group ("observers"). Each was shown all 30 pairs of pictures. That's 25*30=750 observations, each with an opportunity to pick the right one.

    Chance would say they'd pick the high-fertility picture 50% of the time; 325 out of 750 observations. Instead they picked it 60% more often than that, i.e. 520 times. (=1.6 * 325). The fact that there were 520 "correct" picks instead of 325 is more than enough for a statistically significant result.

    (Those aren't the actual numbers, 25 was a guess, but it makes the point.)

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    1. Re:And 60% more of a much larger number. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [ ... ] 50% of the time; 325 out of 750 observations.


      Those aren't the actual numbers [ ... ]


      I should certainly hope not!
    2. Re:And 60% more of a much larger number. by Surt · · Score: 1

      The slashdot summary misquoted the daily mail, which summarized the study reasonably correctly.

      It was just plain 60% right guesses vs expected 50% right guesses.

      And the sample size was roughly a total of 1200 guesses. So roughly 720 guesses right vs expected 600 guesses right.

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    3. Re:And 60% more of a much larger number. by aethogamous · · Score: 1

      And the sample size was roughly a total of 1200 guesses. So roughly 720 guesses right vs expected 600 guesses right.

      While there were 1200 guesses this was not the sample size. The analysis calculated a score for each woman (percentage of the 42 judges that correctly identified the relevent photo), then analyzed those 30 scores. The sample size for the analysis was 30.

  26. Is this the case.... by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    .... Before or after women get married?

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  27. Inferior Humans by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Funny

    If HUMAN FEMALES really wanted to advertise fertility they have their nose light up and breasts double in size.

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    1. Re:Inferior Humans by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      If HUMAN FEMALES really wanted to advertise fertility they have their nose light up and breasts double in size.

      It's called "plastic surgery" (at least for the breast size), and it's designed to advertise fertility at some unconscious level. As for the nose thing, only female clown performers do that to attract male clowns.

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    2. Re:Inferior Humans by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      Or even easier:

      They'd offer to buy YOU (or rather me :-) a *drink.

      *substitute "What's your sign?", "What distro do you run?", "Can I run a beowolf cluster of you?",etc

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    3. Re:Inferior Humans by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > If HUMAN FEMALES really wanted to advertise fertility they have their nose light up and breasts double in size.

      Rudolph with your nose so bright,
      No, wait, what the fuck?

    4. Re:Inferior Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You *do* know that women's breast get firmer during ovulation periods, right? In fact, their exact size, shape, and firmness changes quite a bit depending on various biological factors. That's why women regularly get their busts remeasured when fitting new clothes.

    5. Re:Inferior Humans by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      not even my fiance will let me grab them to find out during ovulation. so i need some visual indication.

      "don't touch! they are tender!"

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  28. What Is This "Women" You Speak Of? by aquatone282 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And how can I get one?

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  29. they just glow more then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    to attribute it to them 'trying' to look better is a complicating variable.
    could you say a fresh rose-bud is 'trying' to look better
    at that period in its development??

    all i can say... is sometimes they just seem to GLOW more then,
    and that happens to be attractcive. i've noticed this especially
    about pregnant women -- they seem sheathed in a healthy glow
    (relative to their own physionagmy) during those months.

    2cents.

  30. About Statistical Significance by flynt · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am a statistician, and reading through the comments hear, am saddened that many readers claim that "statistical significance" could not have been achieved in this study because of a sample size of 30 women. First, that's only part of the random sample in this study, the other part is men sampled to judge the pictures.

    Second of all, I have looked up the actual publication in "Hormones and Behavior", and the p-value associated with their main test is .01, which usually signifies statistical significance.

    Ultimately, determining whether some difference in populations is due to chance depends on more than just sample size. It depends on how large of a difference you want to detect, and the variance of the measurements within a group. Of course, larger sample sizes help, but it ultimately depends on what you're studying, and the design of the experiment.

    So while I definitely applaud being sceptical of all statistics, I urge you to look up the actual publications, read the methodology, and then decide if the results are something you believe. Kneejerk reactions to n = 30 don't really help anyone though.

    I have not read through this publication in its entirety yet.

    1. Re:About Statistical Significance by Jerf · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I am a statistician, and reading through the comments hear, am saddened that many readers claim that "statistical significance" could not have been achieved in this study because of a sample size of 30 women.
      I blame schooling for this. Not counting my actual statistics classes, whenever I was asked to criticize a paper I always got credit for complaining that the sample size was too small, even when I knew I was completely full of shit and even when the various measurements of significance were sitting right there in the paper.

      All you've got is the lone statistics course fighting even the other professors at a University, who apparently apply the statistical significance tests by rote, but don't really "believe" in them (or understand them to any degree). It's not hard to guess which will "win".
    2. Re:About Statistical Significance by Herr_Skymarshall · · Score: 1
      Second of all, I have looked up the actual publication in "Hormones and Behavior", and the p-value associated with their main test is .01, which usually signifies statistical significance.
      1 being total positive correlation? Meaning that .01=1/100 times their results will be the case? That would mean 1/100 times people will notice women "displaying" their fertility 60 percent of the time. I might be forgetting something from my statistics class, but those don't seem like exceptionally phenominal results.
    3. Re:About Statistical Significance by shimage · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting something. The p-value tells you the likelihood that the statistics occurred by chance. I think you're confusing it with the correlation coefficient (or whatever it's called).

    4. Re:About Statistical Significance by Herr_Skymarshall · · Score: 1

      Aha, You are correct, thankee.

    5. Re:About Statistical Significance by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you're saddened. Slashdot is a sensationalist, mainstream "tech" news site. It no longer caters to geeks who know what they're talking about, and it is a haven for misinformed opinion that never correctly predicts anything.

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    6. Re:About Statistical Significance by shimage · · Score: 1

      My (shallow) understanding is that they got their p-value assuming that each of the 42*30 guesses are independent samples, which (to me, anyway) they obviously aren't. As someone has already mentioned above, you have variation in the guessers and variation in the guessees. That is to say, supposing that you had a million guessers (or that your 42 guessers were all perfect, in which case you would only need one), then all of your variation (i.e., uncertainty) comes from the 30 women. Adding the uncertainty of imperfect guessers (i.e., a finite number of them) doesn't seem to me like it could possibly improve the situation.

      As the statistician that you are, perhaps you can tell me why the paper's interpretation is correct (I assume it must be, since it got published). Notice that if it's too painfully obvious to you, it's perfectly reasonable to tell me to go read a book on statistics. Not that I will, but I won't fault you for that answer.

    7. Re:About Statistical Significance by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Not to sound ignorant, its been awhile since I've been is stats (social sciences), but isn't significance generally a p of .5-.7 and up, depending on the strength your going for, at least in most psychological studies. Again, its been awhile, but it seems that a p of .01 wouldn't rule out random chance, especially with such a small n, with an n of 30 the significant p should be held to be higher, like .7.

      I do agree, a low n can be deceptive, you can design very good experiments around low numbers of participants, and still get statistically valid (meaning generalizable) results, depending on the controls, selection, and various SD formula.

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    8. Re:About Statistical Significance by flynt · · Score: 1

      Here's a quick review. I think you're thinking of correlation between two variables, not p-values.

      When doing a statistical test, you have a null hypothesis, and an alternative hypothesis. As a simple example, a null hypothesis could be: the average body weight for males at my workplace equals the average body weight for females at my workplace. The alternative could then be a few things: the average weights are different, males have a higher average weight than females, or males have a lower average weight than females. Data would be collected, and a statistical test performed. The result of the test would be some test statistic, which has a certain distribution under the null hypothesis (for example, the t-distribution).

      Since we then have a statistic with a known distribution under the null, we can say "If the null hypothesis were true, what is the probability of seeing the data in our sample, or more extreme than our sample." This probability is the p-value. If this probability is low (say less than .05), we say, "if the null were true, data like ours or more extreme is not very probable, therefore we conclude the null is not true, and accept the alternative hypothesis." So lower p-values are more evidence against the null hypothesis. It is similar to a reductio ad absurdum in logic, you assume something is true and show that it leads to a strange conclusion. In this case, it leads to seeing data that have very low probability of occurring by chance.

      I think what you're thinking of is probably correlation coefficients (sometimes represented by the Greek letter "rho", perhaps the source of the confusion). The simple correlation coefficient measures the strength of a linear relationship between two variables. Rho is bounded by -1 for a perfectly negative correlation, and +1 for a perfectly positive correlation. On the other hand, a p-value is a probability, and therefore is between 0 and 1. For p-values, .05 is most often used for the "cut-off" to determine "too rare to be chance" as described above, although there is nothing magical about .05.

    9. Re:About Statistical Significance by Omestes · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Like I said it has been awhile since I mucked with statistics, after posting I went through my old text books and found the same, I was talking about distributions and not probabilities.

      Thanks for the clarification, though.

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  31. Animal Instinct by Kelson · · Score: 1
    psychological and intelligent decision-making processes in the brain probably supercede animal instincts.

    Actually, one of the hazards of sex is that animal instincts often do override intelligent decision-making processes. That's why many college campuses try to make condoms as available as possible (through conveniently-located vending machines, mainly, though student health at my college would give them out for free): They know students are going to be having sex, and when you're in bed with someone, you don't want to stop, get in the car, run to the corner store and buy a new pack of condoms.

    1. Re:Animal Instinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know students are going to be having sex, and when you're in bed with someone, you don't want to stop, get in the car, run to the corner store and buy a new pack of condoms.

      Don't worry I can pull out in time....

  32. There are two links in the summary, folks by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    To two different articles. The word "more" came from the second link, which was to New Scientist, which according to the helpful link provided by brian0918, is wrong. It was in fact a 60% rate of picking the picture of the ovulating woman. Anyway, that's where the confusion came from.

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  33. Pheromones by NineNine · · Score: 1

    They're called pheromones. And yes, we can most definitely sense these.

    Anecdotal: I'm not a particularly attractive guy, but chicks dig me. I can't explain it.

  34. "who did not know what the study was about" by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doc: Thank you for volunteering for our experiment
    Subject: That's fine. What's it about?
    Doc: We can't tell you. But could you tell me what part of your menstrual cycle you're in?
    Subject: So it's about menstrual cycles?
    Doc: No. We ask everyone that quaestion.
    Subject: I believe you.

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    1. Re:"who did not know what the study was about" by mibus · · Score: 1

      Or, they could ask the questions after taking the photos...

    2. Re:"who did not know what the study was about" by drew · · Score: 1

      Observer: What's that got to do with anything?
      Doc: Back off, man, I'm a scientist.

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    3. Re:"who did not know what the study was about" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, obscure Ghostbusters reference.

  35. Partial article text from ScienceDirect by shrubya · · Score: 3, Informative
    To put this matter to rest, here are some relevant paragraphs of article text (thank you, worldwide university subscription):

    Method
    Procedure: photographic stimuli

    Thirty women from the UCLA campus (mean age = 21.07 years old; SD = 2.35; range 18-37) posed for two standing full-body digital photographs with their hands placed at their sides (Canon PowerShot S410, 4.0 Megapixels). Women identified themselves as African American (n = 1), Asian American (n = 10), Caucasian (n = 6), Hispanic/Latino (n = 7), and mixed race or "other" (n = 6). One photograph was taken on a high fertility day of the cycle (follicular phase) and one on a low fertility day of the cycle (luteal phase). Photographs were taken in the same location under standardized lighting conditions against a plain blue background. All women reported regular menstrual cycles (ranging between 26 and 35 days), were partnered (involved in a "committed romantic relationship" with a man), and none had used oral or other hormonal contraceptives within the last three months. Because previous studies have found stronger ovulatory effects in partnered than in non-partnered women (e.g., Havlicek et al., 2005 and Pillsworth et al., 2004), we limited our investigation to partnered women.

    Session scheduling and luteinizing hormone (LH) testing were conducted using the procedures described in Gangestad et al. (2002). There were three sessions--an initial session for cycle history assessment and scheduling and subsequent high and low fertility sessions. After initial sessions, women were scheduled to return for the next possible session (low or high) given their current cycle day. Low fertility sessions were scheduled to occur 4-10 days prior to the estimated day of next menstrual onset. Actual menstrual onset was reported by 66.7% of women after their low fertility session; for the balance of participants, menstrual onset was estimated using cycle length and the last date of menstrual onset. On average, based on these information sources, low fertility sessions took place 5.87 days prior to menses (SD = 2.5; three women participated within 48 h of menstrual onset and possibly could have experienced premenstrual symptoms; therefore, days-to-menstrual-onset is included in the analyses presented below). High fertility sessions were scheduled to occur 15-17 days prior to the next estimated menstrual onset. Participants also reported to the laboratory to complete urine tests beginning two days prior to their high fertility session and continuing for three days after this session or until an LH surge was detected. Using an unmarked commercially available urinary stick ovulation test (Clearblue(TM)), all women were judged to have an LH surge between three days after and two days before their high fertility session. An LH surge typically proceeds ovulation by 24-48 h (Guermandi et al., 2001); thus, all women were likely to be near ovulation during their high fertility session. Within the fertile window of the cycle, conception risk increases as ovulation approaches (Wilcox et al., 1995). We therefore estimated days-to-ovulation (by adding two to days-to-LH surge; mean = 3.03, SD = 1.40) and included this estimate in the analyses reported below.

    These 30 women were a subset of 58 originally recruited for the study. Women ineligible for inclusion in the study either showed no evidence of an LH surge (n = 4), were rescheduled for low fertility sessions (due to their own time constraints) on days falling outside of the range of the luteal phase days (n = 3), did not consent to having photos taken (n = 7), consented to having their photos taken but did not consent to having their photos judged by people other than the researchers (n = 7), or did not complete all sessions (n = 7). There were no significant differences in relationship satisfaction, sociosexuality (Simpson and Gangestad, 1991), age, or relationship length between women retained in the study and those who were ineligible.

    Participants were blind to the purpose of the stu

  36. To fix up some confusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've noticed some people talking about the "60%" figure being misleading or not statistically significant. This is a result of bad journalism, and nothing more. The linked Daily Mail article claims that "The judges chose the photo taken during the fertile phases 60 per cent of the time," while the New Scientist Article states that "[Judges] chose the woman in her "high fertility" photo some 59.5 per cent of the time more often than would be expected by chance." In short, had the Daily Mail journalist not failed out of high school math (any monkey should realize that 60% is borderline significant at best), the article would have claimed that "Judges chose the photo taken during the fertile phases 80% of the time."

    'Tis all. Move along now.

  37. is this news? by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I think I remember this being common knowledge back when I was studying anthropology.

  38. Not statistically independent, however by benhocking · · Score: 1

    For sake of argument, assume that there is an objective way to measure who takes greater care of their appearance and that all 42 judges are experts at measuring that and never wrong. In that case, these results boil down to 18 out of 30 women taking better care of their appearances during one of their ovulation phases than during one of their non-ovulation phases. When you combine that with the possibility that some of the judges could be wrong (thus increasing the expected variance), it's even less significant - not more. I'm going to go with Scooter on this one.

    Granted, I haven't thought too hard on this one, so I might be missing something, but the judges opinions can not be treated independently from what they are judging.

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    1. Re:Not statistically independent, however by aethogamous · · Score: 4, Informative

      For sake of argument, assume that there is an objective way to measure who takes greater care of their appearance and that all 42 judges are experts at measuring that and never wrong. In that case, these results boil down to 18 out of 30 women taking better care of their appearances during one of their ovulation phases than during one of their non-ovulation phases. When you combine that with the possibility that some of the judges could be wrong (thus increasing the expected variance), it's even less significant - not more. I'm going to go with Scooter on this one.

      The published analysis is more analogous to saying that each women has a score that measures how much more or less attractively they dress during ovulation. In the article's case the score is defined in terms of the percentage of observers who think that a women is more attractively dressed during ovulation, with scores ranging from 0% to 100%. The 42 observers are used to estimate that score for each women. The reported percentage of 59.5% is the mean of these scores, and is not a percentage of the 30 women.

      The analysis asks whether this mean score is greater than 50%. Whether or not significance is achieved with 30 observations in this case depends on the distribution of these 30 scores, which is not given in the article. Using only the information about the mean (59.5%), using a t.test (the actual analysis was more sophisticated, and included covariates) we can easily constuct p-values ranging from 0.1404 (12 women score 0%, 18 score 100%) to 5.969e-12 (15 women score 55%, 15 women score 65%)

      It is possible (but presumably unlikely) that more women actually looked worse to a majority of the observers during ovulation and still get a mean score of 65% (for example if 22 women scored 45% and 8 scored 100%).

  39. 60% of the time. by wahlin1 · · Score: 1

    Actually, the study said that 50% of the time they were 60% correct. Might be the same if you did a study of weather forecasters. But seriously, may be my own personal judgment, but given a sample size of n=60, I wonder what confidence level we are dealing with that the actual figure lies within 1 to 2 sample standard deviations using correct versus incorrect as the test. I wouldn't bet too blackjack chips on this one, unless the alternative is roulette.

    1. Re:60% of the time. by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
      "50% of the time they were 60% correct". So ... being correct on a true-or-false question is now something that comes in fractions? Half of the time, the person would make a guess whose truth-value was a bizarre superposition of being correct and incorrect?

      Seriously, this is the most bizarre, meaningless, and basically stuid post I've read in a long-time, at least since the last time I conversed with an anarchist.

    2. Re:60% of the time. by wahlin1 · · Score: 1

      1. Yes you can convert a true-false question into a fraction quite easily. 2. 50% of the time they were 60% correct is a joke:> Obviously that in itself would render the statistic meaningless. Seriously, for those who took it seriously, lay off the Starbucks please.

  40. Confused Slashdot denizen by DrKC9N · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't get it. What is this "woman" that you speak of?

  41. So Is It Fair To Deduce From This Study by MCTFB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that if women dress more attractive when they are most fertile, as well as the fact that fertility for women falls sharply after age 30, that women generally don't give a crap about their appearance past age 30?

    Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to me, since women seem to put on more makeup, as well as visit the plastic surgeon more often as they get older. The vanity of women seems to increase with age if you ask me.

    1. Re:So Is It Fair To Deduce From This Study by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to me, since women seem to put on more makeup, as well as visit the plastic surgeon more often as they get older. The vanity of women seems to increase with age if you ask me.

      Me thinks that might have a little less to do with being horny and quite a bit more to do with feeling ugly due to age and trying to cover it up and look younger.

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  42. Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a classic example why grad student research, which this strongly suggests is so bad. Yes, a female will on average dress more attractive during the end of her cycle, but not directly caused by ovulation itself. The underlying reason is progestogen. (progestin in females taking birth control. ).

    Why is this? Simple. For men the primary mechanism underling sexual desire is 5a-dehydro-testosterone (DHT), not directly from testosterone as many people think. Without DHT, sexual desire in men is very unlikely. This is the main reason why many bodybuilders lack sexual desire during the "on season". This has been known for some time, and in Europe a synthetic form of DHT (1-methylated DHT) called Proviron is used for treating sexual desire problems. In fact, its main side effect is an uncontrollable erection. Go figure...

    In females, progesterone is used in the final stages of ovulation, but it has powerful neurological effects on sexual desire similar to DHT, but unfortunately this mechanism is not completely understood yet. Eventhough causes of why certain females have have lack of sexual desire are many, for physical reasons progesterone typically is at the top of the list.

    Estrogen on the other hand which is strong in the early part of a womens cycle, from a nearuological effects standpoint, produces the same effect in both women and men, in that it increases emotion. Because fat will increase estrogen in women and men, this is strong reason why overweight people are typically more emotional.

    1. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by khallow · · Score: 1

      This is a classic example why grad student research, which this strongly suggests is so bad. Yes, a female will on average dress more attractive during the end of her cycle, but not directly caused by ovulation itself. The underlying reason is progestogen. (progestin in females taking birth control. ).

      This is a classic example of a slashdot post. It manages to say both profound and stupid things at the same time. Your observations are interesting and relevant, but they say nothing about the quality of the study you claim to have a negative opinion about. After all, just because a woman might have variation in her sexual interests doesn't mean that she'll dress differently. After all, the whole ovulation cycle evolved in humans to be hidden. Humans can't tell at casual sight or smell whether a human female is fertile. The study indicates that there's a relatively subtle behavioral giveaway here.
    2. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      To understand the frustration, you have to understand how this type of research is derived. Many researchers are wonderfully intelligent people, and work unbelievably hard for funding for their projects thru federal grant money. However, there is an ever larger growing number of grants being approved of "research" that is of very poor value. I dont know the funding of this particular study, but I can assure you that you most likely paid for this type of "research" that has virtually no value.

      You certainly have a valid point that sexual interest is not proven to directly correspond to matter of dress, but personally I would think that most would agree that there is a strong link between sexual activity and dress. It does not take a study to realize that one of the strongest indicators of a cheating spouse is a change in interest in their looks. Looks is what drives sexual activity in the initial stages..

    3. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by drew · · Score: 1
      Humans can't tell at casual sight or smell whether a human female is fertile. The study indicates that there's a relatively subtle behavioral giveaway here.


      That's actually not true. I've known men who can tell by the smell of a woman's breath (even one that they just met) whether she is ovulating or menstruating (or sick). It's not as obvious in humans as many other animals, but it's still there if you know what your looking (or, sniffing?) for. Personally, I never could figure it out - my sense of smell is awful, but even I can tell that my wife's breath changes at different points of her cycle, even if I can't identify the difference.
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    4. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      One word... "Listerine".. Get some immediately... :-)

    5. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by Rip!ey · · Score: 1

      The underlying reason is progestogen. (progestin in females taking birth control. ).

      Quote from the study: "... none had used oral or other hormonal contraceptives within the last three months."

    6. Re:Why Grad Student Research is terrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're dangerously misinformed.

      I'm writing this because you write like a teenager ("nearuological") and because teens often take large doses of drugs like Provirin in order to harden up their muscle mass, and wind up causing themselves permanent physical damage.

      DHT is dihydrotestosterone. No hyphens, no "de", and the "5a-" is normally not written, since the 4,5 double bond on the A ring is always there, and omitting things which do not lead to ambiguity is good in biochemistry.

      Next, DHT is not a hormone. It is a metabolite of testosterone, which is a hormone. DHT is produced from testosterone in hair follicles, the testes, the prostate, and the adrenal glands.

      DHT is an active metabolite, and acts as an androgen, having a strong (stronger than testosterone) affinity for the androgen receptor.

      DHT is implicated in several aspects of sexual dimorphism, most notably the production of coarse facial hairs and scalp vellus (beards and male-pattern baldness), some acne disorders, and in prostate hyperplasias.

      DHT is most notably not implicated in sexual desire, and it is not given clinically. Indeed, DHT has undesirable side effects (baldness, acne) and DHT inhibition is a strong area of research.

      Finally, DHT is not involved in musuclar hypertrophy.

      Provirion (mesterolone) is an anabolic steroid. It is not the same as DHT, although there are superficial structural similarities. Calling it a 1-methylated form of DHT is ambiguous, and calling it a synthetic form of DHT is inaccurate.

      Mesterolone is associated with musucular hypertrophy, and bodybuilder claims tend to focus on it in combination with other steroids as a means of increasing muscle hardness.

      Clinically (i.e., prescribed by doctors), mesterolone's main feature is that it is not metabolized by the body to estrogen, and it does not depress the release of gonadotrophins by the pituitary gland. Consequently it is useful as an androgen in men who have testosterone disorders characterized by low sperm counts. Mesterolone does not really influence sex drive, it mainly serves to raise the overall testosterone level of the body; in clinical doses, androgenic effects are largely isolated to the primary areas of the body where testosterone is produced and consumed (i.e., the male reproductive system), mainly because of the non-suppression of GRH release. Greater in vivo production and availability of testosterone is what may lead to an increase in sexual desire and reproductive capacity.

      However...

      Priapism is a rare side effect of mesterolone, and there are much safer ways to treat erectile deficiency. Priapism associated with mesterolone is strongly associated with prostate damage and can be considered a medical emergency, to be treated with pseudoephedrine, estrogen, and cessation of mesterolone.

      Usually, however, this is confined to people who abuse mesterolone as a general anabolic steroid -- bodybuilders in particular -- because it does not metabolize to estrogen like many other anabolic steroids (avoiding gynecomastia, for example) and because it is not as hepatoxic as alternatives.

      If you are on unprescribed mesterolone / Provirin for anything other than low sperm count or low sperm motility, find yourself a good endocrinologist fast, and arrange a prostate test, even if you are years younger than your 40s.

  43. It means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the one type of advertising where you don't want your pop-up to be blocked.

  44. Another way to look at this: by vicious0000 · · Score: 1

    You know, they are missing a key point. A major factor in this is how women FEEL. Personally, my wife feels like crap when she has PMS, and then has cramps. She dosen't feel like dressing up, spending a while on makeup, or anything else she feels like doing the rest of the month. If someone feels like crap (let's say: sick with a bad cold) they are not likely to dress up and look nice..... same for men or women. The study seems to skip this rather obvious point.

    1. Re:Another way to look at this: by xlordtyrantx · · Score: 1

      Maybe thats how evolution has worked for us. Maybe when a woman is not able to conceive, she feels like crap and dresses down. Makes her less desirable, but this is a good thing from an evolutionary standpoint. When she is ready to conceive, she gets dressed up and feels good. PMS is evolution's way of telling a man that you don't want to mess around with this woman, she is no good.

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  45. NS article is missing a comma by palmer64s · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dropping a comma changes the meaning of the sentence. It should read

    They chose the woman in her "high fertility" photo some 59.5 per cent of the time, more often than would be expected by chance.
    1. Re:NS article is missing a comma by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that was my conclusion as well.

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    2. Re:NS article is missing a comma by uhlume · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other words, having missed the comma, the NS article suggests a higher probability of a missed period?

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  46. Old News..... by kidgenius · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing about a study from the University of New Mexico (iirc) some years ago (3-5) that came to a similar conclusion. It said that when women are ovulating, there was a larger percentage of skin that was shown vs. what was covered up.

  47. If this is advertising... by Tragek · · Score: 1

    Why am I never the target demographic!

  48. Of course women advertise... by sgauss · · Score: 1

    We geeks are just too dumb to get it.

  49. Ummmmm........ by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    Did you click the link? .....

    1. Re:Ummmmm........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, sorry, i corrected myself below.

    2. Re:Ummmmm........ by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Flynt is conducting a study to see if the site can avoid the Slashdot effect.

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  50. Can I take your picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What woman in her right mind would allow someone to take photos of her based on her freakin' period?

    "Will you be menstrating in the next week?"

    *smack*

    "I take that as a yes."

    1. Re:Can I take your picture? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      You just have to play the science card:

      "Will you be menstruating in the next week?"

      *smack*

      "No, it's ok. I'm doing a scientific study."

      "Oh, sorry."

      "So, can I take your picture?"

      *smack*

    2. Re:Can I take your picture? by k1t10 · · Score: 1

      ha i almost choked on my pizza. So true.

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  51. Wait, hold on... by Pulszar · · Score: 1

    Let me put this in the "No Shit" pile.

    1. Re:Wait, hold on... by corbaguy · · Score: 1

      What I *really* want some of these "researchers" to tell me is how I can get a grant so that I can spend a year (or two) getting paid to point out something so f***ing obvious to anyone that made it into high school!

  52. Old News, blah, blah, blah... by Illyria2026 · · Score: 1

    This isn't a new information at all. This is just a repeat of other studies done using the same methods. For example, this one was published in 2004: http://www.liv.ac.uk/evolpsyc/2004_face_ovulation. pdf

    1. Re:Old News, blah, blah, blah... by et764 · · Score: 1

      An important part of science is repeatability. Someone may have gotten this result before, but it's also noteworthy that someone has managed to independently follow the same procedure and get similar results.

  53. not necessarily the period by mbius · · Score: 1

    "Other end = luteal phase" is as specific a window as the study gives. Apparently this means a couple weeks from the onset of bleeding (via "ovulation calculator," the first day of bleeding up through [cycle length - 18] days later).

    You may be onto something with psychological [neurophysiological] effects--how reasonable is it to feel pretty the week after your period?--but it's not quite as trivial as your insight suggests.

    It'd be nice if the study had exempted bleeding days for the reasons you listed. It'd be even nicer to look for a contrast versus, say, women taking "fewer periods" drugs. Is the hypothesized "ornamentation behavior" linked to ovulation per se, or merely the absence of PMS / menstruation-related discomfort?

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  54. Interesting... by inviolet · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A study found that women take greater care over their appearance when they are at peak levels of monthly fertility.

    Interesting, but hardly surprising. It reminds me of a cool evolutionary-psychology speculation about why women get bitchy when their periods start. The start of a period indicates that her partner has failed to impregnate her, so in terms of natural selection, that is the time to seriously reconsider the relationship.

    In any case, it is deeply alarming to see such mounting evidence that most of our "free choices" are impelled from below, from the parts of our brains that still believe we are living in the jungle.

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    1. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The start of a period indicates that her partner has failed to impregnate her, so in terms of natural selection, that is the time to seriously reconsider the relationship.

      At the start of her period, my girlfriend still wants to fuck my brains out. She just doesn't get eaten that week. Yeah, menstrual fucking is a little messy, but she's also a squirter so we're used to having a towel or two between us and the waterproof matresspad.

      In any case, it is deeply alarming to see such mounting evidence that most of our "free choices" are impelled from below, from the parts of our brains that still believe we are living in the jungle.

      Anyone deeply alarmed by this, hasn't been paying much attention. This study is a mere drop in the bucket of evidence that people are basically no different than other animals. We are still in the jungle, it's just one part of your brain that is deluded enough to think we ever left.

    2. Re:Interesting... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      There are only three things that drive men in this world: power, money, and sex. Of those, money is only good for obtaining power, and the only point of power is to obtain sex. The only unfairness in all of it, is that women control half the money, and all of the sex.

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    3. Re:Interesting... by k1t10 · · Score: 1

      gahahahaha love your work. At the start im a dragon with a sore belly and a headache - the day before id rape a man on the train :P

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    4. Re:Interesting... by inviolet · · Score: 1
      There are only three things that drive men in this world: power, money, and sex.

      You forgot 'pride'. The expression is "pride, power, and pussy".

      Of those, money is only good for obtaining power, and the only point of power is to obtain sex.

      Money is also used -- mostly -- to obtain safety and comfort.

      The only unfairness in all of it, is that women control half the money [...]

      Half? Are you sure about that?

      [...] and all of the sex.

      Be careful what you complain about. In countries where men control the sex (i.e., where it is still legal to rape one's wife), women end up as chattel, oppressed, withdrawn, and usually barred from education and career. See for example almost any Arab country. This ends up reducing everyone's wealth and happiness.

      And anyway, women don't control all the sex. Although they do try mightily to ban prostition, there are always prostitutes available. As well as teh pron. Plus you could always go gay. :)

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    5. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      World-wide women control about 10% of the wealth. (as an aside they do about 2/3's of the work -- I don't know if that number counts waging war as work.)

    6. Re:Interesting... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      At the start of her period, my girlfriend still wants to fuck my brains out. She just doesn't get eaten that week.
      Wuss.
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  55. Re:YOU FAIL iT.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think Bob Goatse is fertile?

    Maybe he's ovulating.

    Ovulating out of his ass.

  56. Let me clear this up by 6ame633k · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh for gods sake - I don't need scientific research to tell you why women are more attractive while they are ovulating. Most of us feel like crap before, during and after our period and, as a result, we don't want anyone to bother us so we spend less time on our appearance. However, when your near ovulation you are typically more interested in sex because, well, you don't feel like crap. So more time and effort go into hair and makeup as a result. Case closed :)

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    1. Re:Let me clear this up by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      This article was presented in a scientific context. From a scientific perspective feelings are symptoms, not causes. Also, I am sorry you feel "like crap" during this time of month, but I have great news for you!! You dont have to feel this way anymore, and can stop it right now!!! PMS is NOT normal, and is easily treated once you understand the actual process that is going on.

      (NOTE: Always talk to your doctor first. The information below is for educational information only)

      Premenstrual symptoms such as bloating/cramps are mostly due to excessive sodium retainment (typically diet related) due to the the high/falling levels of estrogen. This is not considered normal and should be treated because it is well known that excessive cramps/bloating dramatically increases risk for blood clotting (stroke) in young women. In the past, older birth control pills with higher levels of estrogen unfairly got the blame for so many women dieing of strokes. We later learned that it was not the estrogen at fault, but rather the side effect of increased sodium that killed so many women. I am of the opinion that they should add potassium to all birth control pills, but I dont control this business. You would be shocked how many young women die by stroke each year... That tragic part is that it was completely preventable thru knowledge...

      Next, high levels of estrogen also increases glucose utilization in the body, which is why you gain weight so easily and have much more of an appetite during this period. Interestingly enough, male bodybuilders use this side effect to their advantage in helping them to build muscle mass. To prevent weight gain during this time, consider moving away from excessive carbohydrates during this time. Also, as stated above, a side effect of estrogen is that it makes your body retain more sodium, which in turn leads to an increase in cellular fluid in your body. Mild issues can be easily predicted and prevented with short term diet modification (avoid sodium), water pills, and even small amounts of potassium supplements. (NOTE: Potassium chloride is best). Women with excessive symptoms can also be treated/prevented with potassium re-update inhibitors, but it is rare that this type of treatment is required. 99% of all PMS is easily prevented if you are willing to actively manage it. There is no reason for a woman to suffer anymore in our day and age. We understand this medical condition completely. Knowledge of your body is key, though.

      Finally, feelings are very important, but they will not make you feel better. Sound medical advice will however.

    2. Re:Let me clear this up by 6ame633k · · Score: 1

      Dang, I guess I better lay off the salt-lick.

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    3. Re:Let me clear this up by tgatliff · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely hilarious..... Perfect wit.. :-)

      I hope I never meet you in person because your sheer wit would leave me utterly speechless...

    4. Re:Let me clear this up by 6ame633k · · Score: 1

      hey...I was just kidding around...I actually appreciate the information. thanks.

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  57. What I wanna know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Dik Zak have a sibling named Nut

  58. Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you allow a plug-in root access, there's always risk of spawning child processes.

    1. Re:Be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just go thru the back door then... :D

  59. It's Pretty Obvious by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    If she's wearing granny panties and a maxi pad, she's on her period. If she's wearing underwear that would be troublesome to remove blood spots from, she's not.

    Come June, I may just hot synch her schedule with an iPhone.

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  60. Fertility by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    The article is about how women dress relating to their monthly cycle of fertility, not their lifetime fertility. You would be just as stupid if you were to conclude, from a study showing that people go to parties most often when it's dark out (at night), that they most go to parties most often in winter (when it's dark out). Correlation is NOT causation. It's not the fact that they are fertile that makes women dress up (or vice versa). It's most likely response to the same chemical triggers that induce ovulation. The fact that there are fewer eggs remaining to ovulate with and that the uterus has degraded somewhat doesn't mean that the signal isn't still being sent.

    After menopause may be a different story of course, but a great deal about female psychology changes at that point. That's no doubt why post-menopausal women weren't included in the study.

  61. Female appearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is most interesting about female appearance, aside from any natural gift, is the more a woman dresses up the less she will be accepting of male attention. By attention, I mean a willingness to actually converse and interact, including the ultimate in sexual interaction. When an attractive woman primps herself, she places strict limits on partners she will accept, and yet in doing so will also attract all men.

  62. What scientists? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
    FTFA:

    "The discovery overturns the theory that women - unlike other female animals - always hide signs they may be ovulating. ...scientists have always believed it is notoriously hard to detect the time when a woman's ovaries release an egg." Bollocks. I have never heard anyone, scientist or layman, claim to believe any such thing. For over 20 years I've heard it said by everyone from behavioral psychologists to plumbers that women dress and act more provocatively around ovulation. Seriously, anyone claiming otherwise would be like someone claiming the earth was flat, right?
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  63. New Pickup Line by Eideewt · · Score: 1

    Are you just fertile today, or do you look like that all the time?

    1. Re:New Pickup Line by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Are you just fertile today, or do you look like that all the time?

      Man: hey babe, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

      Woman: Unfertilised. Now fuck off.

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  64. And this is a suprise? by NerveGas · · Score: 1

    Considering that all of the features that make a woman "womanly" are the ones that indicate, even indirectly, fertility and the ability to bear children, that's not surprising at all. Women have also been shown to choose men with more masculine (testosterone-induced) features when they're more fertile. I could go on and on, but suffice it to say that "evolutionary fitness" simply means being able to pass along your genes, and so evolution has shaped most of our behaviors around conceiving, bearing, and raising children.

    steve

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  65. Women? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What are these "women" creatures and where do they live?

    Please post pictures, thanks.

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  66. Moderators: parent post is GARBAGE! by Tim · · Score: 4, Informative

    Moderators, for the love of....don't just give high ratings to people who post technical-sounding gibberish!!

    The parent post is spreading misinformation with regard to the link between libido and di-hydro-testosterone (you'll note that he got the abbreviation incorrect, and attached a spurious "5a" to the front, because he confused the name of the enzyme -- 5-alpha-reductase -- responsible for DHT formation with the chemical itself!)

    I'm not going to claim that DHT isn't involved with male sex drive, but it's certainly not the "primary mechanism" behind male libido. One needs only refer to the volumes of studies done on the relationship between selective serotonin reuptake inhibior antidepressants ("SSRIs", e.g. Celexa, Prozac, Paxil) and libido suppression to see that the issue is more complicated than a single hormone imbalance.

    What makes this really galling, however, is that the guy has the guts to criticize real scientific research before spouting this crap, and you folks take it as some sort of authority!

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    1. Re:Moderators: parent post is GARBAGE! by Tim · · Score: 1

      Excuse the misplaced italics: di-hydro testosterone. The grandparent called it "de-hydro" testosterone, which is incorrect.

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      Let's try not to let fact interfere with our speculation here, OK?
  67. Wow. That's conclusive.

    1. Re:60% by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't say they were correct 60% of the time, it says they were correct 60% more of the time than would be expected by chance. So that's an 80% rate of success, by my calculations (based on a 50/50 shot of picking the right one of the two photos).

  68. Not true at all by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    I've seen fat women missing teeth and wearing shorts with the word "Juicy" over their dimpled ass cheeks who were toating six kids with them.

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    1. Re:Not true at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      upload torrent pls k thx

  69. You didn't get it, did you? by tgv · · Score: 1

    The point is more that in the menstrual part of the cycle, women feel bad and consequently look worse too. So it's the other way around. The study offers no way to disentangle this.

  70. Of course by davaguco · · Score: 1

    Women not only feel hornier at this time of the month, they also feel in a better mood. And when you feel better with yourself, you care more for yourself, not only women, also men do.

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  71. Not significant by tgv · · Score: 1

    That's not significant at all (p = 0.2734375) and it certainly doesn't have enough power. Of course I would take surgery, since estimates favor survival, but I would not take it as a guarantee to survive. Testing should continue. Furthermore, the example you give is unnatural, since there would have been only 8 people in the world with this "physical ailment", apparently over a long time span (otherwise, you wouldn't be able to judge survival), which makes me think you just made it up.

    An about the 2 people example: I'm sure it generalizes over the judgement capabilities of these 2 people, but that doesn't generalize over the entire population. And women would not dress better on the off-chance of meeting one of these two; evolution would have found a better allocation of resources...

  72. It's like Mommy always said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all dirty whores!

  73. Why slashdot postings can be terrible... by bogd · · Score: 3, Informative
    but not directly caused by ovulation itself. The underlying reason is progestogen.

    Who said it was caused by the ovulation itself? The article was just saying that women tend to dress more attractively when they are fertile. Whether that is caused by the ovulation itself, by progesterone, or random firings of the synapses is something that we still don't know. progesterone is used in the final stages of ovulation

    1) Please stop mixing up progesterone (the natural hormone) with progestogen (class of hormones) and progestin (synthetic hormone).

    2) Take a look here. You will see the evolution of hormone concentrations over the course of the menstrual cycle. If what you are saying was true (and the effect mentioned in the paper really was caused by the progesterone), you would expect to see an increased effect when progesterone levels hit their peak - somewhere in the middle of the luteal phase. (and no, that is not "in the final stages of ovulation")

    But let's look at the article again:

    [the photos were taken] one on a high fertility day of the cycle (follicular phase) and one on a low fertility day of the cycle (luteal phase).

    What do you know? Those days in the luteal phase are actually low fertility days. Days in which women don't care as much how they look. Precisely the opposite of what you were saying...

    Also, I don't understand what the second paragraph (the one about DHT) has to do with anything. It's not related to the article, it's not related to the other paragraphs in your post, and it's also wrong. Have a look here - mesterolone (the active ingredient in Proviron) is not hydrogenated - so it is a relative of testosterone, rather than DHT (compare it with the images found here).

    The conclusion? You don't know what you are talking about, but you go around criticizing other people's research. The fact that your post got a "+5, informative" modifier only proves that people will believe anything that sounds technical, even if it's pure garbage...

  74. Good points, all by benhocking · · Score: 1

    It would be nice to see the additional detail so that actual significance could be inferred. If I cared enough (it's well outside my area of study), I'd write them and ask for it. Most researchers will provide said data upon request. (I've never had one turn me down.)

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  75. I must be on the wrong planet. by liftphreaker · · Score: 1

    :(

    I see no women around me advertising their fertility. Heck, I'd be happy with a disdainful scowl, instead of "get lost, I'm armed" and reaching for the Mace.

  76. Save yourself the torture! by PowerMacDaddy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Download a copy of Female Alert System. This lovely piece of software has kept me from going nuts trying to figure out why one day my wife is all over me and I can do no wrong, to the next day she wants nothing to do with me and I can do no right. Seriously, this little freeware from Heaven is a Godsend. All you do is plug in her last start date and cycle length and it calculates what mood she's in for any given day. Ridiculously accurate, so you know what days to suggest that you need to buy a new MacPro and 1TB RAID, and what days to "work late" (fragging.)

  77. Target Audience by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    But are you part of the target audience?

  78. Desmond Morris by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    I remember Desmond Morris, on The Human Animal, reporting on very similar studies (amount of skin shown, versus ovulation), quite a number of years ago.

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