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  1. Boom on Pirate Bay to Purchase Sealand? · · Score: 1

    So, if they're outside the reach of national law, they're also outside the protection of it too correct ?

    All theese orginazations that want them shutdown could hire gorillas to raid the "Nation" & take them out the old fashioned way without fear of prosecution couldn't they ?

  2. Re:Right... on No Third-party Apps on iPhone Says Jobs · · Score: 1
    The best, most stable programs developed could be accepted into Apple's Special Developer Program, which would make "official" releases.
    I'm sorry, but if you believe Apple would turn away a good idea properly presented to them, you're a fool.

    I can only hope that Jobs realizes that he does not see perfectly into the minds of all consumers and does not know what we all want or need.
    I believe he does, he is saying, "If you want things done for you, this phone is for you. If you want to do things yourself, this is not the phone for you."

    Seriously, how many people would spend $499 on a phone & not want that phone to do everything imaginable ?
  3. They do, do they ? on Hotel Connectivity Provider SuperClick Tracks You · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are theese guys based in Soviet Russia by any chance ?

  4. Terminology on Microsoft Worried OEM 'Craplets' Will Harm Vista · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, if Microsoft starts to block theese Craplets, does that mean the OEM people will be getting Turdburgled ?
    I just want to make sure I have my terminology right for when the shit hits the fan.

  5. Re:I did a little "sleuthing" on my honeymoon on Hotel Connectivity Provider SuperClick Tracks You · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cut the guy some slack, he was probably getting ready to print out some diagrams.
    You know how the net is, distractions everywhere !

  6. Re:Be kind rewind.... on Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? · · Score: 1

    Exactly, they don't throw you in jail for beating thoose greaseballs with a spatula.

  7. iTard on How Apple Kept the iPhone Secret · · Score: 0, Troll

    Man, how much does it suck to be someone who got one of the iPod renditions for Christmas right now ?
    I'd be pretty pissed off if I just spend a couple hundo on an iPod then this thing comes out a few weeks later, I hope retail stores are ready for the iPod rush at the return counters.

  8. Re:How to feed it ? on Enter The 2160p HDTV · · Score: 1

    I hear Google will have their hands on some VVHD contents in the near future.

  9. Bigger / Closer on 2006 Was the Warmest Year Ever · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Is it just me, or does the sun seem bigger than usual ?
    I've been staring at the sun for so long I think I'm half blind, so I'm not sure, but it would explain this heat.

  10. Re:What is a zero day flaw on MS Monthly Patch Omits Word Zero-Days · · Score: 1

    A zero day flaw is one that occurs on the zero day of the month, it's kinda like a leapyear, but it happens more often.
    What happens is that virus writers tend to release things on the zero day because it gives them an advantage against companies like Microsoft. Microsoft doesn't like to acknowledge that zero day exists because it's not widely accepted enough to place on calendars.
    Thus, virus writers get an entire day to test their products since Microsoft has to wait untill the 1st day to issue a patch.

  11. Re:Knowledge on MIT's OpenCourseWare Program · · Score: 1

    You could use what you learn to update their database to reflect all the time you've spent studying.
    I'm sure nobody would mind, it's not like you wouldn't actually know what you're doing or anything.

  12. Re:3/4 LoC a night on The Astronomical Event Search Engine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pffft, I sift through that much data every night on limewire looking for por... err, movies.

  13. Re:Great news on The Astronomical Event Search Engine · · Score: 1

    I'm more worried about the advertisements that will be comming from Uranus.

  14. Think Positive on Been Robbed Recently? Check Ebay · · Score: 1

    If it wasn't for theese brave risk-takers we'd rarely get the opportunity to get theese things for soo cheap, even the richest crackheads run out of stuff eventually.
    Sure property relocators could charge full price like everyone else, but out of the kindness of their hearts have decided to give the hard working citizens a break that nobody else is willing to give.

  15. Re:Fourth path... on Been Robbed Recently? Check Ebay · · Score: 1

    I'm sure his next door neighbor will just smile, wave, & continue to water their grass as Motley Crew walks up to the door too.

  16. Re:No finger prints helps. on US Visitor Fingerprints To Be (Perhaps) Stored by FBI · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just pick my nose in front of the female guard & pretend to hide it, works every time.

  17. Re:And now that it's publicized... on Acer May Be Bugging Computers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone probably had their kid standing right next to them when they did it...

  18. Re:Tough Call on Dark Cloud Over Good Works of Gates Foundation · · Score: 1

    Unless they're into oral-anal sex over there, it still looks like 2/4 leading methods of fecal-oral route involve ingestion, & the first two listed happen to be drinking & eating fecal matter tainted substances.

    Like I said before, eat shit and die.

  19. Re:And now that it's publicized... on Acer May Be Bugging Computers · · Score: 1

    Try searching for the Flash CLSID.
    d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000

  20. Re:And now that it's publicized... on Acer May Be Bugging Computers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly, they're made by the Tooth Fairy & the Easter Bunny with the help of Santas' elves during their offseasons.

  21. *sings along* on NASA May Have Killed The Martians · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's. What they're made of is a mystery. Where they come from, no one knows. You can lick 'em. You can pick 'em. You can stuff 'em. You can stick 'em. If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

  22. Tough Call on Dark Cloud Over Good Works of Gates Foundation · · Score: 3, Insightful
    he was immunized against polio and measles
    Let's take a look at what Polio actually is.

    Poliomyelitis, often called polio or infantile paralysis, is a virally induced infectious disease which spreads via the fecal-oral route.

    Now let's take a look at our options.

    1) Accept help from someone funding somthing that is making it tough to breathe.
    2) Eat shit and die.
  23. Re:Ode to ramen on Father of Instant Ramen Passes Away · · Score: 1

    *bows*
    We're not worthy !

  24. Hand Written Checks on Blurring Images Not So Secure · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is precisely why I hand write all my checks with a sharpe marker, here's an Example.

  25. Re:Ode to ramen on Father of Instant Ramen Passes Away · · Score: 1
    That little fifty cent packet

    I get 6 packets of Ramen for $0.79 here.