I'm too lazy to crush the noodles or dig tiny pieces out with my fork, I shake all the broken pieces off my block into the trash & toss the block in the boiling water.
You see, here at Slashdot, there's soo much intresting material that sometimes even the editors here read a story and say "Hey, I should post this on Slashdot, they'ld love it !".
Sure 17,000 people are killed each year by drunk drivers, but how many of thoose 17,000 are child molesters ?
How many women didn't get raped because the guy that was going to rape them got hit by a drunk driver ?
Car : *doesn't start* Drunk : *starts using towel*
*time elapsed* Car : Drunk driver detected, shutting down in 60, 59, 58, 57... Drunk : *mashes gas pedel*
Gramps has cancer again.
Damn, that's the 3rd time in 10 years, you'ld think he'd have quit smoking by now.
Nah, he still gets a kick out of the fact that he can get & get rid of cancer like the common colds of the 20th century.
But hey, it's only Slashdot. CNN's title was "NORAD looking for Russian rocket in Wyoming".
Wait, so the reason we can't find any WMD is because they've been hiding them right under our nose ?
Brilliant !
I wouldn't have thought to look in Wyoming either.
I really don't want to read in the news one day that North Korea has been systematicly poisoning our kids with Happy Meal toys fabricated from some sort of "new" plastic.
Nothing in this subsection shall be construed as waiving the right of the robot dog to sue in the case of accidental kicks
Reporter:Robot dog, you've just won $10 million in your case against Joebert for kicking you, how does that make you feel ? Joebert:Yeah, hold a second folks. Robot dog, Gimmie my fuckin money back. Robot Dog:Yes master.
If we lock everyone up, there would be no crime! Can you argue against that?
So, if everyone that's outside right now, was inside, there would be no crime ?
Man, I've heard about people comming out of jail saying they found Jesus, but I always thought that was some sort of spiritual thing.
Yeah, I see what you're saying, but that was a bad example pal.;)
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I'm too lazy to crush the noodles or dig tiny pieces out with my fork, I shake all the broken pieces off my block into the trash & toss the block in the boiling water.
Look at it like this, some chick, is stroking, her larry bagina.
I don't see what the issue with the video is, I was waiting for a shark to eat them to spice it up a bit.
Here's a link to the PDF with the rest of the article.
h ments/1158-Subverting_Ajax.pdf#funny=javascript:al ert('Oh my god, they killed Kenny !');
http://events.ccc.de/congress/2006/Fahrplan/attac
Is that really a photo of her holding a giant penis prop ? Did she get where she is by doing porn or somthing ?
I can't think of any other reason why someone would have giant penises come back to haunt them.
I'm still wary of the young people that pester you to let them do the "free" setup when you buy a new computer at places like Besy Buy.
Got an extra pair of socks ? I got some soap.
You see, here at Slashdot, there's soo much intresting material that sometimes even the editors here read a story and say "Hey, I should post this on Slashdot, they'ld love it !".
Have you ever tried to ask a drunk where they're going ?
In Florida, a "no reason whatsoever to rearend someone" state, that would also mean I'd be getting paid.
Sure 17,000 people are killed each year by drunk drivers, but how many of thoose 17,000 are child molesters ?
How many women didn't get raped because the guy that was going to rape them got hit by a drunk driver ?
Isn't it obvious ?
I would have more money for beer.
Car : *doesn't start*
Drunk : *starts using towel*
*time elapsed*
Car : Drunk driver detected, shutting down in 60, 59, 58, 57...
Drunk : *mashes gas pedel*
And make sure they're a size too small, just trust me on this.
Gramps has cancer again.
Damn, that's the 3rd time in 10 years, you'ld think he'd have quit smoking by now.
Nah, he still gets a kick out of the fact that he can get & get rid of cancer like the common colds of the 20th century.
Damn you Zonk...
If they could prepend somthing that started with C, I think it would work like a CHARM.
Wait, so the reason we can't find any WMD is because they've been hiding them right under our nose ?
Brilliant !
I wouldn't have thought to look in Wyoming either.
I really don't want to read in the news one day that North Korea has been systematicly poisoning our kids with Happy Meal toys fabricated from some sort of "new" plastic.
In conclusion, we were right, it doesn't exist, thanks for the million bucks.
Reporter: Robot dog, you've just won $10 million in your case against Joebert for kicking you, how does that make you feel ?
Joebert: Yeah, hold a second folks. Robot dog, Gimmie my fuckin money back.
Robot Dog: Yes master.
K-Mart started doing that years ago, it's called the Blue Light Special.
Better yet, give her a hard somthing else so she can't walk and doesn't need shoes.
Nah, the filming is so he can be compensated for his time.
So, if everyone that's outside right now, was inside, there would be no crime ?
Man, I've heard about people comming out of jail saying they found Jesus, but I always thought that was some sort of spiritual thing.
Yeah, I see what you're saying, but that was a bad example pal.