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  1. Re:Care to Elaborate? on Dice Buys Geeknet's Media Business, Including Slashdot, In $20M Deal · · Score: 1

    As Homer would say, "It's funny cuz it's true..." And I for one welcome our new media overlords....

  2. Marvel on Magnetic Levitation Detects Proteins, Could Diagnose Disease · · Score: 1

    If only Magneto had used his powers for good instead of evil he could be a rich doctor right now....or even better, do it for free and screw the messed up private insurer mess that we have now.....

  3. Goatse returns at sun.com! on Oracle Could Reap $1 Million For Sun.com Domain · · Score: 1

    They should post that image from the old Goatse.cx site. That would be sweet. Well, perhaps horrifying but slashdotters could start linking to it again in 30% of the posts, just like in the old days....

  4. Great idea! All hail the V8! on Gubernatorial Candidate Wants to Sell Speeding Passes for $25 · · Score: 1

    This is a brilliant idea in these days of economic crisis. Also, a big screw off to the insurance companies that lobbied for these ridiculously low speeds. Why if God had wanted us to go this slow he never would of allowed us to create the 300 HP V8. Or bigger engines.

  5. Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... on Amateurs Are Trying Genetic Engineering At Home · · Score: 2, Funny

    The basis for his book The Stand will come out of someone's garage and not a military lab. Unfortunately, people like these probably won't have good documentation for the Hazmat team to use after the "incident". The good side is that the opportunities to get rid of surplus population has risen. There are an awful lot of people on this planet.

  6. The genius of outsourcing... on NASA Outsources ISS Resupply To SpaceX, Orbital · · Score: 1

    Up up and uh ooops.....

  7. Re:Accident? on Karl Rove's IT Guru Dies In Small Plane Crash · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Do you really think that was his body on the ground? "Last month, U.S. Judge Soloman Oliver refused Connell's request to quash a subpoena connected to the lawsuit, King Lincoln Bronzeville Neighborhood Association v. Blackwell, and demanded his testimony relating to his IT work."

    Connell: "Karl help me out!

    Rove: "Done and done. Now here's your new papers and just stay out of sight...."

  8. Woo hoo! on Stanford's New Website Converts Your Photos to 3D · · Score: 0, Redundant

    3D pr0n finally a reality! Awww, those sissies at Standford are too weak for the slashdot effect.....and I had some pixxx all lined up for 3D-izing.....

  9. Re:I bought a Mac... on The Symantec Guide To Home Internet Security · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is so odd to me because I have a bunch of computer illiterate relatives and they never have security issues with Windows. In fact, the questions I get are from the Mac users in the family who can't figure out how to do something or want me to turn off something. Usually related to the retarded IPod/ITunes interface and library and the confusion that it spawns for them. That or asking me how to hide that goddam dock waving at them all the time.....of course if the MacBook Air hadn't been such a stupid product I might have gotten one of those and ran Parallels but since Jobs totally muffed it I guess it's XP64 for me......and I have few security issues with Windows (mostly spyware I pick up from surfing in dangerous waters) but I take care of things proactively so I have no worries....I'm hoping that Windows 7 isn't as lame as Vista.......

  10. Re:Honk! Honk! on Data Recovery & Solid State · · Score: 1

    And they leave a laptop with all the data on it in some bus terminal somewhere.....

  11. Natalie Portman Robot on Examining the Ethical Implications of Robots in War · · Score: 5, Funny

    When are they going to stop using robots for evil and start using it for good? I want a Natalie Portman "pleasure model" robot and I want it now! Science has lost it's way.....

  12. Re:Dude, I so have this one: on Pirate Bay Gets a 4,000-Page Complaint · · Score: 1

    A man can prevent pregnancy. One method is very easy, DON'T HAVE SEX. The consequences are many and if you can't do the time, then don't do the crime. If you are going to have sex, you better have good rapport with your partner about your views on possible outcomes. If, as a male, you don't take responsibility for these things then you takes your chances. If you so badly want a child that you would FORCE it on someone, force them to endure 9 months of preganancy for your selfish desires, then you probably shouldn't be having kids. Kids deserve to be born out of love, not servitude.

  13. Devo said it best.... on Defunct Spy Satellite Falling From Orbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    she was walking all alone down the street in the alley her name was sally she never saw it when she was hit by space junk in new york miami beach heavy metal fell in cuba angola saudi arabia on xmas eve said norad a soviet sputnik hit africa india venezuela (in texas kansas) it's falling fast peru too it keeps coming and now i'm mad about space junk i'm all burned out about space junk oooh walk & talk about space junk it smashed my baby's head and now my sally's dead

  14. Re:just as I posted on K5... on MPAA Botched Study On College Downloading · · Score: 1

    There isn't enough time in the world for wasting on the "product" that that crap company puts out. Perhaps if they had anything resembling music in that pile those kids would of cared. I'm sure that during the course of that meeting they'd sussed out the spines of the cd's and were likely just shaking their heads and laughing when they got back out on the street.

  15. The human error is actually... on MPAA Botched Study On College Downloading · · Score: 1

    the fact that this scumbag organization exists. Hopefully all the members will die horribly painful deaths. Not quiet pill laden deaths like Heath Ledger but thousands of molten CD's shoved up their butts. With a pitchfork.

  16. Re:In my experience ... on Goodbye Cruel Word · · Score: 0

    Then port it to Windows, chump.....

  17. Only allowed on Mac? Tosh! on Goodbye Cruel Word · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess screw Scrivener with it's fascistic Mac OSX only approach. They recommend page 4 for Windows users. It's that kind of elitism that makes me want to insert a Smith Corona up someone's......well see Goatsx for the general idea. They don't even mention those people who may use unix of some sort. I guess it's back to vi for me......

  18. Re:Ah, the canonical monopoly response... on Intel, Microsoft Despised the XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    I think they should gather their workforces in suits of armor on horseback and do battle.....

  19. Re:Intel's Sucker Punch. Tech Merits are Obvious. on Intel, Microsoft Despised the XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    Those who post anonymously are obviously ashamed of themselves....

  20. Re:Best of luck! on Ex-HP CEO Carly Fiorina Hired By Fox News · · Score: 1

    It was vague about what she's doing for Fox. I'm holding out the hope that they'll let her run the Wall Street Journal.....that would make things interesting....

  21. Re:Good job, New York Times. on NYT Exposes the Identity of Fake Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    No crosswords allowed! You must huddle in fear of the Taliban and only read news concerning injustice in the world.....

  22. More proprietary shenanigans on Indiana University Dumps Google for ChaCha · · Score: 1

    Great, so some fucks at one shitheel company are trying to get it over the fucks at another shitheel company. Yawn. The only thing interesting here is the lack of ethics at IU.....

  23. What about multiple large displays? on The Desktop -- Time to Start Saying Goodbye? · · Score: 1

    I guess all those Apple 30 inch displays are just going to end up in the dump with no one using them. All those dual monitor setups that people have will go there as well. Righhhhht.....

  24. Didn't the death of Jamie Foxx in Stealth teach us on First Robotic Drone Squadron Deployed · · Score: 1

    anything? Using robot planes will only lead to disaster! Of course it did let us see Jessical Biehl in a bikini.....

  25. Re:May not be a great idea on Team Builds Viruses To Combat Harmful "Biofilms" · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone do that when there are plenty of maggots around? Nothing cleanses a wound like maggots!