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  1. Re:Too Bad... on Folding @ Home Petaflop Barrier Crossed · · Score: 1

    No, but it could simulate folding it damn fast.

  2. sage on The Mindset of the Class of 2029 · · Score: 1

    SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD!

  3. Re:Like predicting Sunny in California on The Linux Weather Forecast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Compiz Fusion. Microsoft was chasing Compiz's taillights with Windows Vista.

  4. Well then. on NASA Fires Astronaut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ms. Nowack is a Navy officer and remains so.


    Navy has low standards.
  5. Re:The Highly Reliable Times on Dow Jones Plunge Fueled by Overwhelmed Computers · · Score: 1

    Say, why'd you get me a subscription to The Highly Reliable Times? That's not a reputable journal of opinion.

  6. Re:Wikipedia never looses anything on Golfer Sues Over Vandalized Wikipedia Entry · · Score: 0, Troll

    A Wikibook administrator should know that the software is called MediaWiki.

  7. Re:It's sad really. on Jim Gray Is Missing · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's even sadder is that Ballmer & Gates weren't with him....But w
    Wait, why isn't that thought finished? Did somebody mention Candlejack? Now there are two people mi
  8. Uh-oh. on Jim Gray Is Missing · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope this turns out to be better than Mario is Missing.

  9. Re:iFirst on Cisco Sues Apple Over iPhone Trademark · · Score: 5, Funny

    This "iFirst Post" is first in the same sense that Apple was first to the name "iPhone."

  10. Misread the title. on Three Takers Named for Microsoft's Linux Support · · Score: 1

    "Three Tankers Named for Microsoft's Linux Support" U.S.S. Itsatrap

  11. Re:Hooray! on Siemens Reaches 107 Gbps Data Transfer Record · · Score: 2, Informative

    About 110 Metallica discographies per second, according to a torrent I found, which lists it at 973 megabytes. That should be a new file transfer measurement. Md/s.

  12. Re:I'm all for it! on New Stargate Series In the Works · · Score: 2, Funny

    Babel fish! Wait...Wrong story...

  13. Re:Sheet music only? on Complete Mozart Works Now Free · · Score: 1

    ... *is pwned* Don't blame me too much. I've been stuck on this Windows box for a long while. That, and I'm fourteen.

  14. Re:Sheet music only? on Complete Mozart Works Now Free · · Score: 1

    I can't mount /etc/violin...

  15. Don't worry. on New Mars Discoveries · · Score: 1

    Netcraft confirms.

  16. Re:Surface Dust on Scientists Developing Commercially Viable Synthetic Gecko · · Score: 1

    lizzards

    Whoa, that sounds like an awesome band name.

  17. Re:Looks like a long work day tomorrow on Microsoft Issues Zero-Day Attack Alert For Word · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously. This is Slashdot, not IRC.

  18. Re:Drafting on Detecting Tailgaters With Lasers · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if you turn left and right really fast, you get blue sparks.

  19. Re:Can they figure out a way of manufacturing food on Apple Gene for Red Color Found · · Score: 1

    According to the bag of potatoes in my pantry, yes.

  20. Re:*blink* on Stephen Hawking Receives Copley Medal · · Score: 1

    Even the best of us are furries, it seems.

  21. Re:Greasing the public before placement in the ove on Sydney Airport to Instate RFID Baggage Tags · · Score: 1

    Better put on your RFID enabled tinfoil hat, then.

  22. Re:HIS Lawyers.. surrendered. on Barney Surrenders To the EFF · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he's all out of hugs.

  23. Re:What's the point? on Easy Throw-Away Email Addresses · · Score: 1

    That's not good enough. Give it the good ol' "bgates@msn.com".

  24. Re:Console launches are becoming on Video of Fedora On PS3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then again, stock certificates don't spontaneously overheat and combust.

    Yeah, tell that to anybody that had stock in Enron.

  25. Re:Any word... on Big Freakin' Laser Beams In Space · · Score: 1

    It's an inside joke, for sure, but it's not very l337.