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Jim Gray Is Missing

K-Man writes "Jim Gray, Turing Award winner and developer of many fundamental database technologies, was reported missing at sea after a short solo sailing trip to the Farallon Islands off San Francisco. Gray is manager of Microsoft's eScience group. The Coast Guard is searching for his vessel over 4,000 square miles of ocean, and there have been no distress calls or signals of any kind. Gray is 63 and a sailor with 10 years' experience."

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  1. Mirror of SFGate News by mfh · · Score: 5, Informative
    SFGate's Report - Mirrored:

    (01-29) 15:23 PST SAN FRANCISCO -- The U.S. Coast Guard is looking for a San Francisco computer scientist who may be lost at sea after he failed to return from an outing to the Farallon Islands Sunday afternoon.

    Jim Gray, 63, set out alone on his 40-foot sailboat, "Tenacious," Sunday morning and was expected back sometime that afternoon, officials said.

    Gray is a prize-winning researcher and the manager of the Microsoft Science Group in downtown San Francisco.

    His wife notified authorities at 8:35 p.m. Sunday after Gray failed to return and did not answer cell phone calls, the Coast Guard said.

    The Coast Guard searched all night with an aircraft, helicopter, coastal patrol boat and motor life boat, officials said, but found no sign of the missing vessel. They also found no signs of distress.

    Officials said that Gray has more than 10 years of sailing experience and that his boat is "well-equipped with communication, safety and emergency gear."

    The Farallon Islands are about 27 miles off the coast from the Golden Gate Bridge.
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    1. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by Rearden82 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Between James Kim and this poor guy, I think it's a pretty clear sign that geeks and outdoor activities don't mix. As if that wasn't obvious enough already.

      I'll never forget the time I tried to pitch a tent. Long story short, it was mostly supported by a rope attached to a tree and a bunch of rocks around the perimeter.

    3. Re: Mirror of SFGate News by Deviate_X · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those interested in what he does theres a video interview on channel9 site:

      http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=4989 1

    4. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! Impressive UID dude!
      Not really. Just goes to show you can get anything off ebay.
    5. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it could be worse. The tent could have had "windows" and "crash" once in a while as you sleep.

    6. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by badspyro · · Score: 1

      last time I pitched at tent it was heald down with a dead CAT5e cable...

    7. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      C'mon people. Get real. His body will never be found and he will be officially "deceased".

      He will continue work as usual doing great things for the NSA, DSA, et al.

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    8. Re:Mirror of SFGate News by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      It's those terrorist MySQL developing jobless hippies. Look at what Paul Reiser did. I'm telling you open sores rots the mind and produces corrupted fruit with corrupted intentions.

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  2. The plot thickens! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jim Gray, Turing Award winner and developer of many fundamental database technologies ...

    Isn't reiserfs organized sort of like a database?

    1. Re:The plot thickens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Reiser only kills women.

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    2. Re:The plot thickens! by Tsen+Subversion+Wrat · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Dolphin Overlords.

    3. Re:The plot thickens! by thpht · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    4. Re:The plot thickens! by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Informative

      Killer whales ARE dolphins. Quoting Wikipedia:

      The Orca or Killer Whale (Orcinus orca) is the largest species of the oceanic dolphin family (Delphinidae).
    5. Re:The plot thickens! by thpht · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it says that in TFA - no need to cite Wikipedia. Just being more specific.

    6. Re:The plot thickens! by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Even the cuddliest creatures have their enforcers. :-)

  3. I know what happened.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he accidently did a Cartesian Join, and flooded the boat

    1. Re:I know what happened.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What am I missing?

      Do cartesian joins (or Descartes) have something to do with boats or ships or floods?

    2. Re:I know what happened.... by RatRagout · · Score: 1

      I surely hope he didn't do a natural join with the ocean.

    3. Re:I know what happened.... by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 4, Informative
      A Cartesian join gives you every possible combination of two (or more) tables of information you give it. It's very easy to do in SQL (the primary database query language) because of how the syntax works, and it's very rarely what you actually want.

      An example would be if you have an address book, listing about 50 people you know, with names and addresses (But no phone numbers)
      You also have a phone book, with names and phone numbers of everyone in your city. Let's say 1 million people.

      Let's say you've got an address ("12 Pear Tree"), and you want a phone number. To find this information you've got to use the address book to locate the name of the person living at that address, then look up that name in the phone book.
      In SQL, you'd do that search like this:

      select phone_number from phone_book,address_book where address_book.address="12 Pear Tree" and phone_book.name=address_book.name
      It's saying "Find every address entry where the address is "12 pear tree", and out of all the possible combinations of address book entry and phone book entry, just give me the ones where the names match."
      That'll give you the result you want. However, it's that last bit of SQL that's easy to forget, the "phone_book.name=address_book.name" bit. Without it, you're doing a Cartesian join. The database says "Ahh, they must want every combination of these two tables".
      So instead of getting one result, you'll get one million results. The address has to be "12 pear tree", but the database is free to match that up with EVERY entry in the phone book, and it will.

      That's what the grandparent post was referring to. SQL just makes that mistake very easy to make, and you'll end up with a GIANT pile of results flying at you if you make it.
    4. Re:I know what happened.... by AikonMGB · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is one of (but not the only) reason I explicitly declare my joins. I would have written this query as:

      select pb.phone_number from phone_book pb inner join address_book ab on ab.address = '12 Pear Tree' and ab.name = pb.name

      But that's just me..

      Aikon-

    5. Re:I know what happened.... by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      That would be more clearly written as:

      SELECT pb.phone_number FROM phone_book pb INNER JOIN address_book ab ON ab.name = pb.name WHERE ab.address = '12 Pear Tree'

      This way it's crystal clear which is the join clause and which is the search clause.

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    6. Re:I know what happened.... by MollyB · · Score: 1

      So what? GP's post is illustrative and abbreviated, and it has the human touch of sharing information with folks who might not be inclined to dash off to Google for everything, especially when an example is conveniently placed in front of the thread-follower.

      Speaking of condescending, did you get out of the sack grumpy or what? Go have a snit by yourself if you wish to advertise your snotty 'tude... (and have a nice day:)

    7. Re:I know what happened.... by LordEd · · Score: 1

      SELECT pb.phone_number FROM phone_book pb INNER JOIN address_book ab ON ab.ID = pb.AID WHERE ab.address = '12 Pear Tree'
      Joining on a name field? I would hate to use this address book if i knew 2 Jones Smiths. I prefer numeric ID fields.
    8. Re:I know what happened.... by Gospodin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure, but sometimes you're stuck with the design you're given. :) OP used name fields, so I did, too. But the query could be improved without changing the DDL.

      Say, did you hear that Jim Gray is missing? I think the topic is several miles over thataway *gesturing*.

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    9. Re:I know what happened.... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      And, when you try this on a table with say 500 million records, and another with a couple million... ... as they say, hilarity ensues :)

      "I'm using how many hundreds of gigabytes of memory?" - my favourite support discussion.

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    10. Re:I know what happened.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just use natural join

        SELECT phone_number FROM phone_book NATURAL JOIN address_book WHERE addres_book.address = '12 Pear Tree'

      and ignore the entire thing with ON()? NATURAL JOIN is short for NATURAL INNER JOIN which is short for INNER JOIN ... USING (common_columns_here)

    11. Re:I know what happened.... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A Cartesian join gives you every possible combination....and it's very rarely what you actually want.

      Actually, I find it useful for generating test data. I've also found it useful for generating "zero records" where one wants records to exist for say every department whether they supplied data or not. You join them to a record of zeros. Left joins can do it also, but sometimes return unwanted nulls, so zero-records simplify things.

      But I did wish SQL didn't make it so easy to accidently create a cartesian product. It would be nice if it required an explicit keyword like CARTESIAN or the like.

    12. Re:I know what happened.... by new-black-hand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All you guys posting jokes, do me a favor. Bookmark this page, then when you grow up - say in 5 or 10 years, however long it takes you, come back to this thread and read what you wrote. You will then notice, like the rest of us reading this now, that you are all completely insensitive dicks..

  4. Penguins by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope he is saved by Penguins.

    1. Re:Penguins by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is one of the moments when I wish the Linux mascot was a dolphin.

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    2. Re:Penguins by ggeens · · Score: 4, Interesting

      MySQL's mascot is a dolphin.

      And it seems like this guy worked on databases.

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    3. Re:Penguins by eMbry00s · · Score: 1

      That can only mean one thing! Those Swedish vikings are at it again. Don your tinfoil hats! Man the lifeboats! Close up your monasteries!

    4. Re:Penguins by gusmao · · Score: 1

      A dolphin? If you can choose, why not a mermaid? Oh yeah, I remember news, news for nerds :-)

    5. Re:Penguins by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Exactly. We know what dolphins look like, but let's be honest, mermaids? Can you imagine the geek's horror when he finally sees a female that's (kinda) of the species and realizes that her lower half is ... well...

      The rest of the geek population would consider turning gay in the blink of an eye!

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    6. Re:Penguins by painQuin · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Penguins by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine the geek's horror when he finally sees a female that's (kinda) of the species and realizes that her lower half is ... well...

      I know I'd be thinking "Okay, now hum 'the wheels on the bus go round and round'".

      But anyway, this made me think of Red Dwarf, as so many things do.

      HOLLY: Alright! What's happening, dudes?
      CAT: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It's Miranda, my girlfriend.

      As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

      HOLLY: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.
      CAT: No! That's a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)

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    8. Re:Penguins by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      VMS's macot is a shark. Is that close enough?

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    9. Re:Penguins by Pfhor · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't she be the mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!? / Fry

  5. You don't think by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hans had anything to do with it, do you?

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    1. Re:You don't think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      All Hans on deck...

    2. Re:You don't think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Poor joke. I will kill you with my bare Hans for that one.

    3. Re:You don't think by poopdeville · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather use a Hans held knife.

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    4. Re:You don't think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Hans. And I am Franz...And we're going to...sink your boat.

    5. Re:You don't think by kv9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hans shot first? /ducks

    6. Re:You don't think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No witnesses. I'd prefer to do it solo and take the Hans-on approach.

    7. Re:You don't think by RipTides9x · · Score: 1

      I wish you would all keep your Hans to yourselves.

    8. Re:You don't think by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      20% Troll
      30% Funny
      20% Flamebait


      So, like, where's the other 30%? You know, the one marked "Hilarious...boffo, comical, convivial, entertaining, exhilarated, frolicsome, gleeful, gut-busting, happy, humorous, jocular, jolly, jovial, joyful, joyous, laughable, lively, merry, mirthful, priceless, rollicking, side-splitting, uproarious, witty"? Is this some new floating point bug? Bums. Thank goodness my anonymous* evil twin was able to save the thread from futher atrocities...

      *uh oh,
      90% Funny
      10% Overrated

      busted...Oh well, at least the math works out.

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  6. Hm... by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Funny

    > SELECT loc FROM Locations loc, People p WHERE p.name="Jim Gray" AND p.loc=loc.id

    The query returned 0 results.

    1. Re:Hm... by tedivm · · Score: 4, Funny

      He probably drowned himself when he realized that the majority of the world learned SQL from a tee shirt, and just like the shirt [http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/595d/], you forgot the semi-colon.

    2. Re:Hm... by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, my development environment does not require semicolons after lone SQL statements. Besides, when you embed SQL statements in code using JDBC/DBI/... you also don't need semicolons.

      And I don't like semicolons because one time I accidentally typed "DELETE FROM Table; WHERE ..." on a production database. Luckily, one entry had a constraint which forced transaction to rollback.

    3. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Please use the JOIN keyword when making joins.

    4. Re:Hm... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was MS Sql Server. You don't need semi-colons in MS-SS procedural code.

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    5. Re:Hm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude, i always write

      xdelete table .....

      and then delete the leading 'x'

    6. Re:Hm... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      one time I accidentally typed "DELETE FROM Table; WHERE ..." on a production database. This is why you never type anything in on a production database. All updates are scripted, the script is tested on the test database, and only then is it allowed to be executed in production. Stunts like this are the reason the DBA keeps a towel and a bottle of water bungeed to his chair at all times....
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    7. Re:Hm... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      But sometimes you DO need to do something on a real database (I was fixing a critical production issue). And Murhpy just LOVES such situations :(

  7. MOD PARENT FUNNY! by Virak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why can't I ever have mod points when I see a *really* good comment?

  8. Sounds like... by macadamia_harold · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Coast Guard is searching for his vessel over 4,000 square miles of ocean

    Sounds like Gray's Anatomy is meeting up with Gray's Marine Biology.

    1. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he'll end up safe and sound on some Island in the south pacific with some survivors of Oceanic flight 815... as long as he's not attacked by monsters. Or pigs. Or 'the others'. Or doesn't get sick. Or blown up in an electromagnetic experiment. Or... you know what? Fuck it. He's gone. He'll just be shot the moment somebody nobody likes is written off...

  9. Good one Slashserfs by blackpaw · · Score: 1, Insightful

    8 of the first 10 comments made by complete wankers

    1. Re:Good one Slashserfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might be flamebait, but it is, non-the-less true. Damned bunch of heartless savages.

    2. Re:Good one Slashserfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must be new here. Welcome to Slashdot.

    3. Re:Good one Slashserfs by GroeFaZ · · Score: 1

      8 of the first 10 comments made by complete wankers

      Then again, considering the target demographic of slashdot and the ratio of literal wankers thereof, that's even below the expected value. That means, we have a mature day today! Don't fret, however, I'm trying hard to correct that.

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    4. Re:Good one Slashserfs by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      There's only one comment made by a complete wanker here, and this comment's number is 17810616.

    5. Re:Good one Slashserfs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a lot better than it used to be. Nowadays, people are just making stupid jokes.

      But back in 1999, slashdot commenters would treat the death of a unix guru as an opportunity to mercilessly flame the deceased if he was not sufficiently committed to the 'Open Source' movement.

    6. Re:Good one Slashserfs by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      Oh, snap dot com!

  10. If he has his cellphone... by deadlock911 · · Score: 1

    couldn't they just fly out there with a transmitter and keep trying to call him?

    1. Re:If he has his cellphone... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      uh, and what is your transmitter going to talk to? you can't just transmit a phone call to a mobile phone.

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    2. Re:If he has his cellphone... by cryptoluddite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. Apparently this sort of device hasn't been invented yet, or surely they would have saved James Kim. Now why the rescue workers don't have this kind of thing is a good question. Even if it can't handle calls but can just give a direction to the phone's 'ping' it would be good enough to find people with.

    3. Re:If he has his cellphone... by deadlock911 · · Score: 1

      ok ok a transmitter WITH a handset on it.
      You only need him to be closer than the horizon to establish a connection...I'm sure you could set it up to mimic his cellular providers cell towers

    4. Re:If he has his cellphone... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      cost benefit analysis probably showed that a human life isn't worth the cost of such a device.

    5. Re:If he has his cellphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His phone is probably not waterproof, thus will not operate if the boat went over.
      But your idea is generaly correct - say he is too far away and out of range of the on-shore antennas. (altohugh a cellular cell is usualy about 20 miles of radius). So they can arrange a 'micro-cell' device, like they use for building ad-hoc cells in crowded areas, conventions, malls, etc. Put this micro-cell on a chopper, and weave the ocean, looking for a phone trying to sync with the micro-cell.

    6. Re:If he has his cellphone... by igrokme · · Score: 1

      Devices which directionally scan for broadcasted frequencies certainly exist. I dunno what kind of range you would get, but on the ocean or wilderness there shouldn't be too many competing signals.

      Obviously it doesn't help if it's wet or the battery's dead.

    7. Re:If he has his cellphone... by Radon360 · · Score: 1

      Cellphones are usually next to useless once you get about 12-15 miles offshore. Aside from that, it would be very likely that his boat is equipped with a VHF marine radio. For the Coast Guard, this is 1000 times more helpful than a cellphone as virtually every rescue boat and helo is equipped with automatic direction finding equipment (doppler antenna array) that allows them to nearly instantly determine the direction of a radio signal within a degree or two of its originating direction.

      While the Coast Guard is likely putting out urgent marine broadcasts to mariners, the problem is that many sailboater prefer to sail with their radio off to save battery power (or course they turn it on when they want to use it, or get into trouble) so he wouldn't hear it if he were being sought.

      If he fell overboard, the radio (or a cellphone) isn't going to do him much good at that point. While powerboats tend to start circling after a little bit of time, sailboats tend to keep getting pushed downwind and away from whoever was thrown overboard. The sailboat can also get pushed outside the initial search area as well because of this. They take wind, current and type of boat into consideration when they widen the search area.

      --- 12 years doing search and rescue on open water in addition to being a geek.

    8. Re:If he has his cellphone... by hachete · · Score: 1

      EPIRB is usually carried by shipping. Yachts should carry it, IMO, don't know if it's mandated.

      I seem to recall that the usual carrying method is for the EPIRB to be pressure-released - if the boat sinks, then the beacon is released.

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    9. Re:If he has his cellphone... by deadweight · · Score: 1

      EPIRBs are not required for non-commercial boats. Some races require them along with a long list of other safety gear, but if you are sailing your own boat not in an organized event the required safety gear is fairly minimal. An EPRIB on the boat is no use if you fall overboard. Neither is a cellphone. Salt water will kill it quickly. There are smaller EPIRBS designed to be worn or carried called PLTs. Also waterproof marine VHF band handhelds are fairly inexpensive. They are a good thing to have on you if you go verboard or the boat sinks taking all the installed radio equipment with it.

    10. Re:If he has his cellphone... by deadweight · · Score: 1

      This is why my Icom M1-V waterproof H/T is always on my belt if I am past swimming distance from shore :) My next purchase is going to be a H/T with built in DSC. There are a few out there now IIRC. Anyone interested in geek stuff and boats should google AIS. This is also interesting tech.

    11. Re:If he has his cellphone... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      No. Apparently this sort of device hasn't been invented yet, or surely they would have saved James Kim.

      I tried to get a job at a company that actually had something working. (Didn't pan out) Basically, their technology could use two or more cell phone towers to track the callers location. Mostly for the 911 people, but the problem is that you had to have two or more cell phone towers and the equipment has to be installed at the tower.

      Seeing that if you are in the middle of no where you are lucky enough to get one cell phone tower to pick you up.

      Now if you had a satellite phone then of course they can track you well enough to drop a bomb on you. I don't like the outdoors or going adventuring, but if I did I'd carry a GPS unit and a satellite phone.

      Only places those don't work are usually the southern hemisphere or Antarctica...

      Or military zones like Chechnya or Afghanistan due to certain issues *coughs*.

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    12. Re:If he has his cellphone... by 2short · · Score: 1

      Odd; Some sort of device for locating cell phones in an emergency made the news around here recently when it was used to rescue people buried in an avalanche. That would involve finding a phone over a fairly short distance, when you already had a pretty good idea what general area it was in, so it must be a range issue.

    13. Re:If he has his cellphone... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Cellphones are usually next to useless once you get about 12-15 miles offshore.

      Maybe the handhelds nowadays, but back in the old days of analog car phones with 3 watt transmitters, the cellular company I worked for in Toronto had problems with calls being picked up from Rochester, some 30 miles across Lake Ontario.

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    14. Re:If he has his cellphone... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      uh, and what is your transmitter going to talk to? you can't just transmit a phone call to a mobile phone.

      What do you mean? Isn't that exactly what your cell company's tower does? Your phone sees a strong tower, associates with it, then takes call information from it. No?

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  11. Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by kbob88 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Cue up the jokes about how he shouldn't have automated his sailboat using Windows. Now facing the Blue Wave of Death.

    Seriously though, there's a good chance he's OK. The weather out here has been great today, and he hasn't been gone that long. One of the following probably happened:
    • Something broke and he's drifting around out there, probably to be spotted fairly soon as there's plenty of ship traffic and the Coasties are looking;
    • Got blown off course and had to put in somewhere remote on the coast (unlikely as the winds aren't bad);
    • Navigation broke down, he missed the Farallons (although you can usually see them from shore on a good day), went too far out, and is down coming back;
    • Hit a whale / whale hit him -- not good, could sink the boat; hopefully he had a liferaft and was able to get into it;
    • Hit by a ship (it's busy out there); definitely not good; but unlikely as weather has been very good
    • Accidently fell overboard -- very bad, especially with our cold water here. That's why you don't make ocean passages alone, no matter how experienced you are.
    1. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cue up the jokes about how he shouldn't have automated his sailboat using Windows. Now facing the Blue Wave of Death.
      And now, the Blue Wave of Death is rendered in glass-like clarity!*
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      *Tsunami Premium or Ultimate and supported tidal card required
    2. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former sailor, I hope he's OK. It's always sad to see a fellow sailor and techie die like that (we just lost James Kim from zdnet not long ago).

    3. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      • Accidently fell overboard -- very bad, especially with our cold water here. That's why you don't make ocean passages alone, no matter how experienced you are.

      And on a related topic:

      • Incapacitating medical problem -- 63 is probably about the median age for a heart attack.

      Lets hope he is found shacked up with something soft and sultry - RAH

    4. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps he came across a shark with a frikking laser?

    5. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by scoot80 · · Score: 1

      Going out alone is just plain stupid. If he did run into any sort of life threatening trouble, he would have activated his EPIRB (calling all nearby boats, airplanes.. etc for a rescue operation). That is, if he was conscious to do it.

      A friend of mine went out by himself, his engine cut out, battery died (no radio), and there was a storm coming in. He tried calling his wife on the mobile, he had very little reception on his phone, but she wouldn't answer because she thought he was calling to make up a lame excuse about being late. Luckily got picked up by the coast guard before the storm hit...

    6. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by bl8n8r · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Cue up the jokes about how he shouldn't have automated his sailboat using Windows. Now facing the Blue Wave of Death.

      Captains log 8:13am
      * Nice weather, perfect day for sailing. Easy trip. Good time to upgrade sailboat using Windows today.

      Captains log 8:57am
      * Started Vista install on dock but it said "monitor revoked". Must need to upgrade to HD monitor. Cool, this old 20.1" LCD is a relic anyway. Off to Best Buy!

      Captains log 10:17am
      * Those guys at Best Buy are so helpful! They noticed I didn't have an HDMI video card and hooked me up with one that would work with Vista! It even works with the new DirectX 10, so that's cool. Just get the install restarted and we'll weigh anchor!!

      Captains log 11:43am
      * Install started out good but but died and box wont power up with every boot. Called those helpful people at Best Buy and they said I need to run the box down to Geek Squad. Be back in about 40 mins!

      Captains log 2:32pm
      * This must be some video card. They tech at Geek Squad said the GPU pulls 300 watts by itself, so my old power supply couldn't keep everything running. They put a 9000 watt shiny new power supply in it and boy did that sucker take off! Weeee! Time to weigh anchor!

      Captains log 3:12pm
      * Install started good again, but keeps freezing up when partitioning. Tech at Geek Squad said I should have about 1.5 gigs at least for the GPS software. Ok, one last trip to Best Buy and we can finally get sailing!!

      Captains log 3:57pm
      * Installer is running again and going good. Going to unhook anchor and take off. Won't have any GPS for now, but I think I can wing it by eye for a while. Everything should be installed shortly and we'll be up and sailing!!

      Captains log 4:25pm
      * Still no GPS (restarted install) but it sure feels good to be out at sea again! I think I could probably wing this whole trip without it anyway.

      Captains log 5:30pm
      * Wow Aero sure looks sweet!! Just a little more configuring and we'll have some GPS to guide us back at nightfall. Getting some weird error message that says "Operation completed succesfully" but the dialog is titled as an Error message with a big red X on it. Weird. Oh well, it will be fixed in the next service pack.

      Captains log 7:16pm
      * Restarted install a couple times after getting a message that boot.exe was no longer working, but all is well now! Even have the GPS software running, well kind of, a blue screen comes up saying "Restricted Content" any time I ease the boat in a North West direction.

      Captains log 9:36pm
      * Getting dark, should have made it to Farallon Islands by this time but nothing in sight. Hmm... I see a few lights from passing ships way off in the distance, but getting fewer and fewer. Sea is getting a bit rougher too. Think I'll check weather.com to see if storms are coming in.

      Captains log 9:40pm
      * Opened Internet Explorer, and got an error message saying my firewall was turned off. I went to control panel to check it and another message came up that said "due to an unidentified problem, windows cannot display windows firewall settings". I tried getting to weather.com anyway and all of a sudden the screen filled up with popups. Going to try and download spybot S&D. Must have a glitch.

      Captains log 1:10am
      * Well that's that. Everything looked to be cleaning up nicely (1200 infections) until the GPS software displayed a picture of somebody bent over stretching their asshole. God that was gross. The whole friggin works went overboard. That 9000 watt power supply went off like a Roman Candle when it hit the water! Heh.. that really felt good. Getting out the damn compass and sextant if I can find them....

      Captains log 1:30am
      * According to map, compass and sextant I am somewhere off the tip of the Baja peninsula. Explains what the border patrol plane was doing this far north last time the GPS software was "working"... uhh.. wtf... looks like a big Blue Wave coming...

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    7. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Lets hope he reads Slashdot on his satellite connection, and phones home to say he's alife... just like all good things coming out of Microsoft.

    8. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

      That's why you don't make ocean passages alone, no matter how experienced you are.

      Really?

      Somebody should have mentioned that to these folks.

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    9. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by aldheorte · · Score: 1

      "Accidently fell overboard -- very bad, especially with our cold water here. That's why you don't make ocean passages alone, no matter how experienced you are."

      While that is generally true, I would point out that the way watches work, unless you have enough people that you can have two people on watch at all times (takes a lot of people), if you go overboard on your watch alone it's functionally the same as if you were alone. While you are drowning, everyone else onboard is snoring away peacefully. I even heard of a guy who was harnessed to the boat who went over and couldn't get back onboard. His wife found him in the morning drowned and still harnessed. There are transponder systems now to help with that (i.e. sounds an alarm if the transponder of the guy on watch falls overboard), but I'm not sure how many people use them.

    10. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if people are awake they'll never hear you through the bulkhead door and over the engine noise. When I went out at night onto the quarterdeck of an oceangraphic vessel I always made sure to stand well back from the edge.

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    11. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by loose+electron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agree with the above, he has only been gone less than 72 hours and he is on a 40 foot sailboat.

      Cell phone will be useless out there, Marine band VHF will be good for line of sight off the mast (9 to 28 miles, YMMV) and nobody knows if he has a SSB rig on board.

      Even with total equipment failure he should be good for at least a week. Pretty obvious that a lot of slash-dot folks don't do offshore sailing. Major concern is if he is solo on the boat, not tethered in, and goes over the side. Then you watch the boat sail (on autohelm) away from you, and then you are dead withing 3-4 hours from hypothermia.

      If he know what he is doing, give him a few more days. If he is slopped in fog, does not have radar, he may be waiting for a combination of clear weather, and the right tides under the GG bridge. Need both right to get in under safely, especially if the motor has failed and you got to do it under sail. The 6-9 knots of tidal current under there are viscious. Also, the safest place to sit and wait is not near the channel where all the traffic is.

      Too many variables, give him a few days.

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    12. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by muzthe42nd · · Score: 1

      And now, the Blue Wave of Death is rendered in glass-like clarity!* How right you are
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    13. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Engine noise on a sailboat? Boy you're a moron.

    14. Re:Was using MS Sailor 2007 XP by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I was on a sailboat? Really? Maybe I was talking about SHIPS IN GENERAL troll boy.

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  12. Re:It's OK by DrRevotron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.

  13. technologist needs to use technology? by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 3, Funny

    Easy simple and cheap to hookup live GPS for realtime tracking and updating to a mapserver.. I do it in my car even when in civilisation.. let alone if I was going out to sea or up in the sky over wilderness!

    If he's with Microsoft then has enough $ to buy satellite comms if *really* out of cheap-to-use standard mobile range..

    I wish them all the best but if they had his track and time could concentrate in that area straight away instead of 4000 sq km of guessing and save precious time..

    Why don't technologists with (or even without!) money USE the readily available technology for such basic primary safety?

    1. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by Strider- · · Score: 4, Informative

      If he was going offshore, he either had or should have had an EPIRB (Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon. In effect, when deployed they transmit a beacon signal at 406MHz that contains a unique identifier, and can also include GPS coordinates.

      These signals are picked up by either the INMARSAT geostationary satellites, or also passing weather satellites. Without a GPS position, the weather satellites can locate the beacon to within about 50 miles. With an integrated GPS receiver, the position will be reported to about 2 miles or so. (The message format doesn't have the space to transmit full resolution).

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    2. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nothing said he didn't have one - they're for life-threatening emergency only. If he is safe but just off-course, he may not have activated it.

    3. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by Technician · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If he was going offshore, he either had or should have had an EPIRB [wikipedia.org] (Emergency Position Indicating Radio Beacon.

      Most of these are designed to float out of their holder in case of a sinking and are water activated. The lack of a signal for this size vessel is a good sign it's still afloat. Whether he is alive or onboard is to be seen. He could have had a medical emergency or fallen overboard which would not activate the beacon.

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    4. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the technologist wants the extreme rush of dispensing with all but the most rudementary technology and sailing the high seas....OMG he's turned to PIRACY!!!

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    5. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >he may not have activated it.
      'This activation code is not recognised. Please contact microsoft on 0800 PIRACY 123'

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    6. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by Bearhouse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a sad fact that many sailors are found drowned with their flies open - they fall in taking a leak off the back of the boat...which then sails away without them. Even an olympic-class swimmer couldn't keep up with a boat sailing at moderate speed.. Worse still, many people put the ship on autopilot when having a leak, or doing some minor work, (which usually involves hanging over the side, or in another position where it's easy to fall overboard. Even (especially?) experienced sailors 'forget' to use safety lines, particularly when the weather is good. A few years ago I saw an article (link, anyone?) about a device that would make the autopilot turn the ship in circles if you fell overboard, (simple idea - device in your pocket activated by contact with seawater, this activated magnet next to compass that made it go crazy, autopilot (slaved to compass) goes round in circles...you swin back to boat. Hopefully having left a rope / ladder or something in easy reach, so you can climb aboard again (another cause of drowning - people dive in during a hot calm - cannot get back in, wind picks up...) EPIRB no help here, as usually attached to a throwable buoy within reach of helmsman, (good, but lost easily), or stowed inside a liferaft, (no help if you get run down - you need time to prepare to abandon ship properly). So, keep the EPIRB in your pocket, chaps. Oh, and as for the humour, let's be more tolerent, eh? I can have sympathy for the guy, and his family, and still laugh at the jokes. Humour is one of mankind's natural ways of dealing with disaster, hate is not.

    7. Re:technologist needs to use technology? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no. It's called self reliance, and self confidence.

      I can find my way anywhere with a broken analog watch, and a basic map. in most cases I don't even need a map to be able to get to some sort of civilization.
      Most geek I know that go hiking would end up dead in a ravine someplace if they broke their GPS.

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  14. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.

    If you come to slashdot for compassion, then I DO feel sorry for you.

  15. Query by zimmundfroid · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why do they call the coast guard? Isn't enough with a simple SQL query?

  16. Uh-oh. by Jello+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope this turns out to be better than Mario is Missing.

  17. Win-win situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I truly hope he is saved in time.

    On the other hand, if he doesn't make it, he might become the first person to win a Turing AND a Darwin award.

    1. Re:Win-win situation by cp.tar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, you know what they say about artificial intelligence and natural stupidity...

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    2. Re:Win-win situation by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Neither tastes good with squid fingers ?

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  18. Re:It's sad really. by Jello+B. · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's even sadder is that Ballmer & Gates weren't with him....But w
    Wait, why isn't that thought finished? Did somebody mention Candlejack? Now there are two people mi
  19. Negative comments by Sabathius · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard he made an anti-microsoft comment and a chair hit the side of his boat.

    1. Re:Negative comments by Bruce_of_the_Cosmos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well that's highly unlikely, unless Ballmer's developed some kind of long range chair canno-- Oh god...

  20. More Info by K-Man · · Score: 4, Informative

    This story covers some of his recent database work.

    Several news stories say that he called his daughter Sunday morning to say he was going out of cellphone range, but he didn't indicate any problems. The weather was clear, so it's puzzling that there were no sightings.

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  21. A victim of a different kind of Piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One little secret that most sailors don't openly talk about is how 'everyone' carries firearms with them, even around countries like Australia which don't have a gun culture.

  22. Greate-White-Shark infested "Red Triangle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cue up the jokes...
    Ummmm, personally I think a lot of the so-called "jokes" posted up to know are pretty stupid, immature, and not funny. The Farallon Islands are in the middle of the "Red Triangle" (red because of blood), where Great White Sharks gather en masse to feed off of the elephant seal population.

    If Gray got knocked into the water, there's a very real possibility that a great white shark attacked him. While sharks do not consume human meat, they usually mistake the form of humans for seals, which is why they attack.
  23. Terrible news! by KDLooHoo · · Score: 1

    I heard about this earlier this afternoon. I talked to Jim Gray just two weeks ago, when he came up to visit Berkeley.

    I really hope they find him. After over 24 hours missing, though, the outlook isn't looking good :-/

  24. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you must be new here...

  25. I do hope he's ok though by Joebert · · Score: 1

    There's a joke to be had including,

    1) Microsoft / Linux
    2) This guy
    3) The front of his ship tearing through a big blue wall

    I just can't quite put it together.

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  26. google did it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't be evil.. .. 'oh but im trying'
    -Sj53

  27. Sickening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seeing all these Slashdot posts joking about a man who may very well be dead makes me sick.
    Please have some respect for the man. I can understand joking about Hans Reiser because there is a motive behind what he did.
    But this man hasn't done anything (at least to the best of my knowledge) to warrant any sort of morbid humor.

    The man has 10 years of sailing experience apparently, so I can only hope for the best for him.

    1. Re:Sickening by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the last story, which was about debate over whether a small person was a separate species, a guy repeatedly threw around the term "bible thumper", presumably to refer to Christians. It was condescending enough to be a troll and definitely off-topic but he got modded insightful. The guys making fun of a guy who may have just died and presumably did nothing wrong, are getting modded funny. Somebody's going to be disgusted with what I'm saying right now and I have no idea how it will get modded or not modded. We'll all have a reason to feel sickened by Slashdot. I don't know if it's worth fighting.

    2. Re:Sickening by daddyrief · · Score: 2

      I agree. Every comment besides this one is a joke...

      It's too bad, it seems like he was (is?) working on some ambitious projects too. Not to mention attaining the Turing award and the first Berkeley CS Ph.D.

      I guess nobody deserves respect, not even a distinguished contributor to a field. (That is, if they work for msft.)

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    3. Re:Sickening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compassion..Stop being a complete karma-whoring moron.
      Bullshit posts like this really annoys the hell out of me.

      Compassion is making the world a better place by caring.
      If i died, i'd much rather have people making fun of me than being depressing about it.

      Joking is a putting things in perspective.
      If someone had dared making a couple of jokes post 9/11, maybe the US had gotten a better perspective and made better decisions.

      Joking is not being disrespectful.
      If you thing joking about something is a sign of disrespect, then your understanding/definition of the word respect is somewhere near that of the average gangsta rapper.

      Of course, none of this applies to bad jokes. Unless they're so bad they're funny, that is.

    4. Re:Sickening by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
              - George Bernard Shaw

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    5. Re:Sickening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But this man hasn't done anything (at least to the best of my knowledge) to warrant any sort of morbid humor."

      Well, except for going solo sailing in a hugely expensive yacht in a treacherous area and getting himself lost/killed. It's basically Darwin Award material.

    6. Re:Sickening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, dead sailors and slashdot fight YOU!

    7. Re:Sickening by idlake · · Score: 1

      a guy repeatedly threw around the term "bible thumper", presumably to refer to Christians

      Yes, in the same sense that it refers to humans and bipedal critters. See, the term "bible thumper" doesn't refer to all Christians, but only to a subset--particular kind of Christian. And, yes, the term is derogatory in that case and appropriately so, as far as I'm concerned.

    8. Re:Sickening by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Personally, I feel sickened by slashdot when people take shit too fucking seriously. Its just one guy, maybe hes having an adventure like in hemmingways old man and the sea?

      Why do you hate adventure?

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    9. Re:Sickening by milimetric · · Score: 1

      I won't make fun of Mr. Gray because I don't find his situation funny. But don't be disgusted at people laughing at the situation. He made major contributions to the SQL language (co-founded it basically) and SELECT statements along with his unknown location can provide hours of entertainment for part of the /. crowd. Just because he's dying I don't see why people should stop making jokes. Jokes are a way to cope with grief. And as far as dying, people are dying all over the place, being consumed be flames, having heart attacks, eaten by polar bears, starving to death. Life is life, death is part of it, learn to relax and stop being so disgusted by everything, it's not going to help you cope with your own demise.

      Here's hoping that Mr. Gray comes out of the big oceans safe and sound. I saw his talk on astronomy's use of SQL at Cornell and even though I didn't understand the syntax at the time I'll always remember it as an inspiration to explore data manipulation and analysis that seems impossible at first. Big up yo' self :)

    10. Re:Sickening by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why? becasue you don't like it every one else must adhere?

      Please, that is ludicrious.

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    11. Re:Sickening by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      Some people have answered you quite well, I just want to add that joking about it doesn't mean these people don't respect the man. Some people just can't appreciate morbid humor, but if you go around being all heavy handed and tabooish around things like death (or possible death) you're gonna end up living a very sad life. In the course of your life you will see many people die, I happen to think a bit of humor to deal with that isn't a bad thing at all.

  28. Pirates! by austinpoet · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a funny feeling that my bittorrent of Windows Vista was a little fishy...

  29. Re:I'm sorry by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    That one went right over my head. Care to elaborate?

  30. jim gray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...

  31. Re:I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  32. Oh, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You sir, are a weenie. I sail out of SF Bay, and do a lot of technology work. People usually call me in to solve the tough problems they need immediate solutions for. From the bootstrap code, through the kernel, to solving IT infrastructure problems for Fortunate 1000 companies.

    When you go out singlehanded, part of the thrill is it being just you and nature. I don't need some weenie tracking me, 24x7. Yes, I may die. But that's part of the risk. My fate is in my own hands, and I don't want to depend on some momma's boy back on shore who will shit bricks at the thought of getting wet.

    Let me clue you in. If something bad happens, you don't want to depend on the Coast Guard. By the time they get out there, the odds are you'll already be dead. Survival time is about 15 minutes in that water. The Coast Guard is more interested in tearing up boats arbitrarily doing bogus drug searches than they are interested in jeopardizing their fat asses looking for lost sailors.

    In short, if you're depending on the Coast Guard for a rescue, you shouldn't be out there. Period.

    What probably happened to him is either a freighter hit him, or a sneaker wave got him as he was coming back in. Or he fell off the boat.

    There's some chance that his boat was disabled, but I'd think even the Coast Guard would've spotted it by now.

    But those are the risks you take. One knows that, and accepts it. That's part of the fun.

    I know this is a strange, scary thought to most of the momma's boys here, whining about how this crap would be good insurance. God, what pathetic whimps.

    I salute you, Jim Gray. And I hope you're still alive. But if not, I'll raise a toast to you. Sailing out to the Farallons is fun and exciting. You were a real man.

    1. Re:Oh, bullshit. by somewhere+in+AU · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for your unnecessary name calling posted as an anonymous coward followed by a list of your code skills, which, for some peculiar reason, you seem fit to include as relevant..

      And you are so totallly convinced this guy has same death-or-glory wish as you I take it?

      Yes get run over by a supertanker.. that's a MAN according to you..

      Maybe he's had something terrible happen, has a chance, and would, right now, be thinking of being REALLY grateful right now of being rescued. You of course.. being such a MAN wouldn't..

      You also seem to labour under the mistaken impression I don't know the value of man against elements.. sheesh.. I could list some stuff here but you don't seem the type to take notice since you jump to so many conclusions all on your own there..

      Needless to say I wouldn't be in a hurry to go out anywhere with you..

      All the best to you sir.

    2. Re:Oh, bullshit. by chiefted · · Score: 1

      Let me clue you in. If something bad happens, you don't want to depend on the Coast Guard. By the time they get out there, the odds are you'll already be dead. Survival time is about 15 minutes in that water. The Coast Guard is more interested in tearing up boats arbitrarily doing bogus drug searches than they are interested in jeopardizing their fat asses looking for lost sailors. Remind me to tell all my students to make sure when you go out to turn off every single radio they have. (20 plus years in the Coast Guard, Tech Weenie and instructor for the Coast Guard).

    3. Re:Oh, bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not much of an instructor if you're teaching people to depend on the Coast Guard. I've saved their sorry asses more times than they've saved mine. 1-0 if you want to know. Yeah, it was during one of their training exercises, but the record still stands.

      No, tell people to keep their radios on if it makes them feel comfortable. But be honest and tell them that they'll be more likely to get help from a nearby private boat than they will from the Coast Guard.

      I'll also bet that you've harassed and helped trash more innocent people's boats than you ever did rescueing any. Some record that.

      The Coast Guard used to be an honorable outfit. Now they are just a bunch of Navy-reject thugs who need to make up for their inadequacies by terrorizing and harassing the ones who used to support them.

      Sorry if you don't like those words. But when I see the Coast Guard actually doing more good than harm out on the ocean (like the old days), I'll change my opinion of them. But not until then.

  33. Possibly run down by a larger ship by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    He went out in a 40-foot C&C 121 yacht. That's a very nice boat, with a epoxy resin laminate hull, carbon fiber reinforcement and masts, Kevlar sails, and a 38HP engine. There hasn't been any weather lately bad enough to give a boat like that any serious trouble. If it ran aground it would probably survive the experience.

    But between San Francisco and the Farralon Islands is a major shipping lane. One with fog. Container ships and oil tankers come through there. Sizable fishing boats have been run down and sunk without anyone on a large ship even noticing. There's a USGS Vessel Traffic Service station and established traffic lanes for large ships, but small boats aren't required to check in with traffic control.

    1. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by Plammox · · Score: 1

      If you're in a 40-foot sail boat in foggy conditions, you would almost certainly use your radar if you possess the tiniest amount of seamanship. If you're a Microsoft manager and can afford a 40-foot yacht in the tech-fetischist USA, you're almost certain to own some sort of small radar for recreational vehicles.

      But then again, the guy started sailing at age 53, so what do you expect? Did you ever encounter another motorist, who acquired his/her driver's license at 50+ years? Yup, that would be the same as for poor Jim Gray here.

    2. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by asb · · Score: 1

      You are most incorrect. 40 foot private do not usually have radars.

      Also, geekiness of the owner seldom has any correlation to the level of tech equipment onboard. Most people I know go sailing to get away from their day jobs. I would never take a computer onboard a sailing boat.

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    3. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by asb · · Score: 1

      40 foot private

      I mean 40 foot private yacht! Damn you Freud.

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    4. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > Kevlar sails, and a 38HP engine.

      Surely you need more than 38 HP to move a 40ft boat that size in water?

    5. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having sailed several boats of this size I can say that it is a question of estuary. On the Baltic Sea radar is very common for even smaller boats because of the high traffic volume. On the Mediterranean however rader is very uncommon even for 50 foot boats.

    6. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by Temkin · · Score: 1

      Surely you need more than 38 HP to move a 40ft boat that size in water?



      Displacement hulls are remarkably effecient. A human is roughly 1/8th a hp, maybe 1/2hp in short bursts. You could probably make it move by giving it a good shove from the dock, but I wouldn't expect much in the way of speed. 38 hp will probably move it at close to the hull speed limit. kts = 1.2*sqrt(length) for most displacement hulls.

    7. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by Plammox · · Score: 1

      No, you are wrong. Here in the Western part of the Baltic sea there are lots and lots of yachts with radar equipment. If you compare the price of the radar to the price of a new c&c yacht, you'll see that the cost such of a piece of extremely helpful safety equipment is peanuts. Especially if you're a Microsoft manager.

      Besides, a radar is not a gadget, and you don't have it switched on all the time. This is safety equipment to support you if you're caught up in fog/bad weather/darkness etc. I would never compare using a radar to bringing a computer on board. I mean, did you ever try steering a boat or ship through pitch black darkness? My bet is you would start appreciating any piece of safety equipment you can get.

      I don't know about you, but when I watched the fog banks roll in from the Pacific, standing on the coastline on Marin county next to SF, I thought to myself that these waters are way more rough than what you'd ever see in the Baltic. Since your TLD is .fi I guess this is your frame of reference as well.

    8. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      While I suspect you are right about the 40-footer having radar - and probably a number of other gizmos and gadgets (which should include a radar reflector! - there is a need to be "seen" as well as to "see"), the basic rules of the road are designed to prevent collisions of this nature [sailboats getting run down by larger vessels, etc] are very low-tech, and are desgined to work in all cases, including those where the electrical system has failed or just doesn't exist. The US Coast Guard [and collaterally, the Dept of Homeland Security ... huh?] publish these Navigation Rules ["Eules of the Road"] which are supposed to be followed by all vessels.

      So basically, if the boat was run down, there is some liability, and it will almost certainly be investigated rigorously if and when it becomes known that this is what happened. A 40-foot yacht is not so small as to disapear easily that close to shore - it should show up on radar, have an emergency radio beacon, and would probably show up on sonar if it sank.

      Also [regarding the possiblity of the solo operator going over the side]: it is common to rig a saftey line when sailing alone, so one at least stands a chance of hauling oneself back aboard should one go overboard. A wet suit is a reasonable expectation, too, if the weather is foul.

      There are other possiblities that should be considered - pirates, for instance, kidnapping (the guy is obviously well off), a health emergency, etc. A missing person search is a well understood process, and typically begins with something like "Where did he say he was going?" ... I'm sure M$ can afford to put the best trackers on something like this if they really care what happened to the guy, and don't already know...

      Also, the boatyard should know what gear he had aboard, and the Coast Guard should be able to figure out what the weather and seas were, and what shipping was in the area when the he went missing.

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    9. Re:Possibly run down by a larger ship by djtack · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my guess would be either a collission, or he fell overboard, which would explain why he wasn't able to call for help. Certainly a boat that nice would be equipped with SSB and an EPIRB. I did some cruising this summer in the northwest, and also had to deal with heavy fog and shipping traffic. Somewhat scary as the huge container ships move at about 25 knots! Mostly we tried to stay the hell out of the VTS lanes. I did find that when we had to cross a VTS lane, a brief message to VTS reporting our approx. position and heading was always recieved politely.

  34. Re:It's OK by REALLYTANGY · · Score: 1

    At the very least how about some logic and reason instead of agenda pushing? We all know if "Jim Gray" was substitute in the title with either "Steve Jobs" or "Linus Torvalds" half of the "comedians" would be out there in scuba gear, while the other half would be certain the rapture was near.

  35. He stopped to visit someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard he stopped off at Alcatraz for a while to visit Hans Reiser.

  36. Re:It's OK by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    Logic and reason -- at least on the part of slashdotters -- aren't going to bring Gray back. Jokes are fun. Get over it.

    In any event, I wish Linus were on the boat with Jim. Just for the lulz.

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  37. This is Slashdot, and this is the world by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's working for MS. This by itself does not really endear him to a sizeable portion of the people here. Besides, few people know him, and those who do (read the comments, a few people here actually met him) do show compassion.

    Do you show compassion for people you don't know? Or at least heard about? I have a hunch the reaction would be slightly different if, say, Hawking was gone missing or even dead.

    People dying is no longer something that bothers us. That's not even a Slashdot phenomenon. We see and hear it all the times, in the news. People die. Deal. That's what we get told, and thus death (as long as it's not someone we care about) has become something to shrug off. When you get told that people dying in a war as innocent bystanders are brushed aside as collateral damage, you tend to get quite cold inside.

    So I wouldn't really wonder how that comments come into existance. It's simply the normal flow of operation.

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    1. Re:This is Slashdot, and this is the world by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a difference between being compassionate and having the baseline level of decency to not crack jokes about what could be a man's death.

      If you're desensitized to a stranger's death, fine, most of us are, but let's not pretend that you don't cross the threshold of being an asshole when you begin cracking jokes about it because of a Microsoft affiliation.

    2. Re:This is Slashdot, and this is the world by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh c'mon, just think about Steve biting the dust and retain a straight face when telling me you wouldn't crack jokes about it, and whether he throws his throne at God when he comes up to him, or whether he'll dance around in hell yelling devil-opers.

      That's one way of dealing with death. It's good practice where I come from to sit around after a funeral, having a feast and telling anectotes about the deceased (and not necessarily in his 'best behaviour', quite the contrary).

      But, and here's the catch, he's not dead. At least not officially. I'd at least wait 'til they either find the body or a week passes before claiming that he's really gone. Personally, I'd hate to read my own obituary, and I doubt that he enjoys it when people talk of him in the past, like they already consider him dead. I'd like people to wait 'til I'm really gone before they start to scold others for telling jokes about me.

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    3. Re:This is Slashdot, and this is the world by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon, just think about Steve biting the dust and retain a straight face when telling me you wouldn't crack jokes about it, and whether he throws his throne at God when he comes up to him, or whether he'll dance around in hell yelling devil-opers.

      OK, my face is straight. Those jokes were never really that funny to begin with, and attaching them to a dude who died is just bad form.

      But, and here's the catch, he's not dead. At least not officially. I'd at least wait 'til they either find the body or a week passes before claiming that he's really gone. Personally, I'd hate to read my own obituary, and I doubt that he enjoys it when people talk of him in the past, like they already consider him dead. I'd like people to wait 'til I'm really gone before they start to scold others for telling jokes about me.

      So making lame jokes in bad taste about a guy who could possibly be dead is OK as long as it's not confirmed? Sure.

      I'm not scolding, but Jesus - a little fucking decency.

    4. Re:This is Slashdot, and this is the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up. It's just some guy in a boat. It's not like this is 9/11, the Holocaust, or Hiroshima. This is one dude who knowingly took a risk by going alone on a boat, and may have paid for that risk with his life.

      Who are we being sensitive for? Who here has any kind of emotional attachment for this dude? Death happens, we deal with humor. I'll die someday, and I hope it's fucking hilarious.

    5. Re:This is Slashdot, and this is the world by brad77 · · Score: 1

      It's good practice where I come from to sit around after a funeral, having a feast and telling anectotes about the deceased (and not necessarily in his 'best behaviour', quite the contrary).

      It helps if you know the guy that you're joking about. Otherwise, you're just a dick.

  38. do you even know who he is? by d1rty_d0gg_ · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It makes me sick to see ignorant readers trying to be smug with their "+3 funny" remarks. Jim Gray is one of the great minds in computer science, a Turing award recipient and has published some of the seminal works in transactions and serializability theory. Cut out the Microsoft bashing and show some respect.

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    1. Re:do you even know who he is? by joe3barrera · · Score: 1

      He's also a really good, warm person. Yes, he can be abrasive but he has a very big heart. I really hope he's OK.

    2. Re:do you even know who he is? by joe3barrera · · Score: 1

      P.S. He must have way more than "10 years" sailing experience. He was an old hand when he took me sailing in 1998. And he told me of living on a house boat many decades ago... I think he's been on the water for a long time.

    3. Re:do you even know who he is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abrasive?

      I had the misfortune to work with this arrogant prick once. I say good riddance.

      I guess I never saw his "big hearted" side...

  39. You don't suppose... by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    When a "technologist" is off-duty, he want to get as far *away* from technology as possible?

  40. EPIRB by MrSpiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a solo sailor with 10 years of experience should probably have known to bring an EPIRB that is either activated manually or when getting in contact with water, even though they're still quite expensive, there's no faster way of getting help out there.

    1. Re:EPIRB by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its funny how many times you think oh yeah he's dead for sure and they get found in the end. Its worth searching. Tony Bullimore survived.

  41. Re:It's OK by Incidence · · Score: 1

    Humor during a disaster or crisis is not always a sign the joker is being flippent or mean spirited. One of the ways people deal with a situation thats unpleasent or distressing is to attempt a joke or humor because it helps creates some emotional distance from the situation. Not knowing the people making the jokes, I can't say thats the case here but it is possible.

  42. For all you apathetic bastards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what the guy does for a living or what company he works for. Some of you are extremely obnoxious and quite frankly ought to be punched in the mouth. A man is missing, his family is certainly frantic and you are making lame jokes about Microsoft.

    Piss off.

  43. I had the pleasure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    of meeting Jim a number of years ago. He struck me as a very thoughtful, very conscientious, and very nice man. My thoughts are with him and his family.

    The rest of you modding and getting modded funny can die in a fire.

    1. Re:I had the pleasure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, there's only a small number of people who were not only awarded the rank of Fellow at a major tech company, but doubtless would be given that rank at practically any company they joined. Microsoft happens to be where he currently works (or last worked). This is a blow to the technical community as well as his friends and family, if he's not found.

    2. Re:I had the pleasure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience was the same. Friendly, loved drinking beer and talking about databases and sailing and any other thing that interested him. Smart as hell, amused to be working at Microsoft, professional, fun.

      People on /. tend to deviate from that.

  44. Why? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    No, really. Why? Does it matter at all for correctness? (answer, no). True, some databases will optimize one type of join differently than another type and if you know the intricacies of these you can optimize operations. Is there any other reason? Style?

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  45. Not sickening, only human by Riktov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there anything anyone here can actually do to help rescue Jim Gray? I'd say almost certainly not.

    So what are we to do? Those who have a connection with the man (knew him, worked with him, admire his work, etc.) will have serious and informative comments to make. But for the rest who've never heard of him, there's just nothing to discuss -- the story's not about technology in any way, it's just about a human being who happens to be related to technology. And death is easiest thing in the world to come up with jokes about -- "I bet he died because [a common failure in whatever area of technology he is related to]...ha,ha". Yes, the Microsoft/bluescreen jokes are pretty lame, but the SQL/database ones get a chuckle out of me.

    What's the harm?

    1. Re:Not sickening, only human by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Is there anything anyone here can actually do to help rescue Jim Gray?

      Create a btree index over the area where he went missing. It'll be faster to search than doing a sequential scan.

    2. Re:Not sickening, only human by kinglink · · Score: 1

      Damm straight. Seriously We have a Microsoft employee who did work on the sql databases. I can think of three jokes just from that, not even factoring in anything else (Search brain from body where employer = "Microsoft", found 0 results)

      Then lets factor in the pointlessness of the article like you mentioned. Oh he's on a boat, and missing, and no one has seen him. Hmm. Yeah not much information I care about there unless I have a stalker level obsession with Jim Gray (personally I never heard of him and probably will keep it that way).

      And then let's factor in the fact that the jokes are mildly amusing instead of completely blank comment fields with just a few comments like "I knew him and he was a good guy" wow... that's going to be marked insightful. If you want compassion for a Microsoft employee go to www.overlycompassionate.com or www.microsoftwives.com this is slashdot, the world doesn't stop turning for us just because some guy is missing. Hell even if Linus Torvald was missing I'm sure we'd get some good jokes out of it.

      Besides exactly who is it going to help if we are talking about how great a guy he is. Not like he's reading this on a PDA out in the ocean, seeing how great we are and then feeling the strength come back to him so he can get back to shore, would be cool if he did, but it's not happening.

    3. Re:Not sickening, only human by yog · · Score: 0

      Is there anything anyone here can actually do to help rescue Jim Gray? I'd say almost certainly not.

      So what are we to do? Those who have a connection with the man (knew him, worked with him, admire his work, etc.) will have serious and informative comments to make. But for the rest who've never heard of him, there's just nothing to discuss -- the story's not about technology in any way, it's just about a human being who happens to be related to technology. And death is easiest thing in the world to come up with jokes about -- "I bet he died because [a common failure in whatever area of technology he is related to]...ha,ha". Yes, the Microsoft/bluescreen jokes are pretty lame, but the SQL/database ones get a chuckle out of me.

      What's the harm?
      The harm is that, supposing he survives, he may come across this puerile discussion and his regard for Slashdot will go down (assuming that accomplished professionals in high tech still have any regard for Slashdot). Supposing he is never found, the secondary harm would be to grieving friends and next of kin who may come across this site.

      The fact that moderators are modding up what another poster described as "sickening" jokes about a possible death demonstrates that the majority of the Slashdot community is, well, kind of childish. I would be in favor of more aggressive moderation from the editorial staff, especially in this type of case as well as the occasional ethnic epithets that get posted, but that's been debated into the ground long ago. The comments here are reflective of the user base and that user base is immature and rude, which is a typical lowest common denominator population that dominates almost every internet forum while the mature people retreat to private listserves and paid subscriber-only forums.
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    4. Re:Not sickening, only human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you buy that UID off ebay or are you genuinely that naive to think slashdot is anything but a bunch of circle-jerking highschoolers and overweight bleeding-zit introverts with an axe to grind?

      Slashdot is hardly a highly-estemed journalistic web experience. There's very little that could tarnish its image any further. It's always been this way.

      Honestly, what are you way down here in this thread? Why even bother replying? These are the gutters of a stupid thread about a stupid guy in a stupid boat who, frankly, is no more special than the rest of the stupid millionaires who crash their stupid planes or wreck their stupid boats or smash their stupid supercars.

    5. Re:Not sickening, only human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...a bunch of circle-jerking highschoolers and overweight bleeding-zit introverts with an axe to grind?"

      "...about a stupid guy in a stupid boat ..."

      From these two points I guess you are describing yourself.

    6. Re:Not sickening, only human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOOOOO burrrrn!

      Clever! ... NOT! (Like that one? Fresh from the early 90's!)

      You re-affirm my statement that it's pretty much just retards here on slashdot. And yes, I'm overweight, introverted, and have terrible acne. And here we are, together, posting to each other deep within a pointless thread that has long since lost meaning.

  46. Possible clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am not sure this is the place to post such information, but, I saw many of his papers just posted to the CS preprint archive, just a three or four days ago. This may indicate some sort of preparation... Just a thought.

    1. Re:Possible clue by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      This may indicate some sort of preparation... Just a thought.

      Only a dope would commit suicide knowing that people would risk their lives trying to find him. This guy doesn't sound like a dope.

  47. Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To The Main Event... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Let's get ready for the conspiracy theories!

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  48. Because it's the ANSI standard... by blorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    - It's the standard, vendor extensions for outer joins (+) are non-standard. Hence helps with code portablity.
    - It's a lot easier to read.
    - It keeps operations that are conceptually seperate (joins and filtering the data set) syntactically seperate.
    - A few other advantages, including: full outer joins are possible which had to be fudged with UNIONs before, and cartesian products cannot be created accidentally but have to be explicitly specified.

    1. Re:Because it's the ANSI standard... by dcam · · Score: 1

      In addition in some cases is can be ambiguous and there is more than one way the SQL engine can interpret it.

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    2. Re:Because it's the ANSI standard... by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      In addition to all the fine reasons above, it makes it easier to maintain the code. I am leaving my current position in a few weeks, and one of my tasks is to go through all the code and clean it up so whoever comes along next isn't scratching their head wondering "what the hell did he do here?".

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  49. Whoa there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Making jokes about a situation such as this might not be considered acceptable by everyone, but let's look at the facts here. A small percentage of Slashdotters know this guy. A small percentage of people react with shock/grief upon hearing of the possible death of someone they do not know, and possibly have never heard of. It is scarcely reasonable to expect everyone to treat the situation with as much gravity as you guys are doing. If any of us here had the opportunity to actually rescue this man, I'm sure none of us would hesitate. However, on a computer many miles away from the problem, do you really expect us to light a candle and pray? Also, some of the jokes were fucking hilarious.

  50. Boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The boat is a cheapy. He could do a better job in buying a high-end boat.

  51. Re:It's OK by X.25 · · Score: 1

    For a second there, I thought Slashdot would drop this stupid anti-Microsoft bullshit and at least show some compassion.

    Oh... yeah, I'm full of compassion for a guy who knew what he was getting into.

    Meanwhile, I don't care about insane number of children dying every day because of war, hunger, torture, trafficking - and who have no choice in their lives.

    Welcome to Slashdot.

  52. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no.. it's only funny if linus gets hit by a bus!

  53. Grey 17 is missing by Criffer · · Score: 0

    I hope I'm not the only one who read the title and thought it said Grey 17 is missing.

    1. Re:Grey 17 is missing by AftanGustur · · Score: 1

      Actually I reasd it as "Bill Gates is Missing",, but I think it was just wishful thinking.

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  54. Get of your high horse buddy. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Life is like that, in many ocassions the only thing left is to joke about tragedy.

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  55. Congratulations are in order. by kamapuaa · · Score: 0, Troll

    Very impressive. It appears he will be the world's first recipient of both the Turing Award, and the Darwin Award!

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  56. maybe it's true... by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    Most of us come from the exact-reasoning world -- but most of our clients are now asking questions that require approximate or probabilistic answers.'

    Indeed. But the technology to answer those questions has been around for decades, it's just that the database vendors (and academics) were on such a gravy train with relational databases that they simply didn't let anything else in. Gray's own efforts to move in new directions have been far behind the state of the art, but because of his name recognition, he's been getting a lot of press coverage.

    Maybe it's true that paradigms only change when their old, powerful proponents retire (or, sadly, get lost with their sailboats).

  57. kbob and Strider are clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sail offshore and solo frequently (almost exclusively), and have no EPIRB, nor any desire to have an EPIRB.

    If I get into a situation where my life is threatened, I don't want to make Joe Coast Guard have to come risk his life to save my own. I am single, no dependants. It is my choice to enter an environment where I am responsible for my own pelt. I will rely on my own skill, knowledge, and choice of appropriate gear to ensure that, having gone to sea, I will return.

    If I make/made a mistake, I don't want someone else to suffer because of it.

    Part of the reason I go to sea is to be in a place where *I* have ultimate responsibility for myself.

    What you 2 guys say sounds great, really 'official' and knowledgable, like a sales brochure. But I'll bet you've never done it yourself, or you would know.

    Good luck to the lost sailor.

  58. Please show some respect! by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not make any sick jokes until AFTER a trragedy is confirmed.

  59. BORING by partowel · · Score: 0

    who the fuck cares? i don't.

    Is this becoming the slashdot of funerals? Possible deaths?

    okay......how about thermonuclear war? huh? oh....any posts on that after it happens? I guess...NOT.

    Very few computers will be operational after that one.

    Too bad this dude who I never met or ever will has possibly died or whatever.

    You know of all the slashdot that I have read, very few if no articles that go beyond this universe.

    IMO Death is an illusion. The physical body dies, but that is nothing but a shell.

    Human body = biological robotics.

    Watching a machine breathe for a human being is disgusting. Let him/her DIE. That is not normal.

    If you have to have a machine breathe for you, your pretty much useless.

    oh and the people who think emotions are so fucking important, stop right now.

    You emotional douche bags. Go tell someone who cares about your "emotions".

    Like your dog.

    Any more death notices? Bill gates choking on a cherry?

    Bush die on airforce 1 ?

    LOL

  60. He said he would find at least one beautiful Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As he sailed off he announced he was determined to find at least one beautiful vista today.

  61. Sailing in the SF Bay by Temkin · · Score: 4, Interesting



    Just a couple bits of information for those not familiar with sailing in the SF bay. I used to own a small sailboat in the SF bay, a Cal-20. Just about the smallest (and slowest) real keel boat you can find. The SF Bay has some of the finest sailing in the world. Between April and October, the wind at the gate is a nice steady 7 to 10 knots all day long.

    Most people think of California and picture the sunny beaches and warm water off LA. This doesn't exist north of Santa Cruz. California north of Santa Cruz has a rocky cliff shore. The water off SF is chilled by a current that comes down from Alaska. This time of year, it's probably 40 deg/F (4.5 deg/C), in the summer, it's not much warmer. The cold water kills people very fast. You fall in this time of year, and you have maybe 15 minutes before you're dead. They've lost experienced sailors to hypothermia inside the bay, where the water is slightly warmer, in the amount of time it takes the crew to pull down the sheets and do a man overboard 180. If he fell overboard without some kind of wetsuit or thermal protection, he's done. A 40 foot boat set up for solo would probably have some kind of steering autopilot, and would sail outside the initial search area on it's own in just a few hours.

    The sea will try very hard to kill you. A fellow geek made the good life, and appears to have been settling in to enjoy his golden years. Most of us have similar dreams and aspirations. I don't know him, but I'm going to think good thoughts for him and his family, and hope for the best.

  62. Penguins seen in the area? by mi · · Score: 1

    It is a long trip from Galapagos Islands (the far-North penguins habitat), but it may be doable for an elite commando unit dedicated to punish Microsoft...

    Ubcr, ur vf nyvir naq jryy, bs pbhefr...

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  63. Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vista's released today, and he's missing...

    Take the money and run...

  64. Don't worry, his ship's OS was probably Vista by Kildjean · · Score: 1

    People... read the ad. He works for Microsoft. He probably has his entire ship rigged to run Vista Ultimate Business for Ships. And it crashed... or maybe the UAC just drove nuts the captain or maybe the ship's monitors and video cards couldnt run Aero and it frieds his circuits.

    Or maybe his ships database crashed because its not 100% compatible with Vista, and he couldnt talk to the battery management part, so the engines didnt turn on, so he is probably just sitting at dock trying to solve the problem of why the registry doesnt even run.

    Chill out, he is fine.... probably having a crack because we are goofing him while he is presumably lost at sea.

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  65. I told you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft was a sinking ship...

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    On a more serious note.

    Our prayers are with Jim and his family.

  66. Already said, but by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Jim Gray, Turing Award winner and developer of many fundamental database technologies, was reported missing at sea after a short solo sailing trip to the Farallon Islands off San Francisco."

    So it's probably calloused to be talking about the Darwin award, but this is something you simply have to expect when you go on these solo sailing expeditions. Sure, there's the allure of "one man against the sea," but the sea often wins (has a very long history of wins, in fact), and if you don't take the necessary precautions, well... when you want to take your life into your own hands like that, by definition everything that happens to you is your own fault.

    1. Re:Already said, but by evilviper · · Score: 1

      this is something you simply have to expect when you go on these solo sailing expeditions. Sure, there's the allure of "one man against the sea," but the sea often wins
      Being solo only nominally increases the risk.

      If your boat sinks, having someone else there isn't going to increase your chances. Plenty of boats disappear without a trace, with whole families on-board.

      It's only in the event of conditions that instantly and completely debilitate just one person (heart attack, falling overboard, etc.) where being solo could possibly hurt... And even then, not that much.

      Of course, this could apply equally well to driving alone vs. carpooling... There just isn't as much mystery, or press when someone driving alone, dies.
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  67. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know if "Jim Gray" was substitute in the title with either "Steve Jobs" or "Linus Torvalds" half of the "comedians" would be out there in scuba gear, while the other half would be certain the rapture was near.

    Bullshit.

    I'd dance (and most people here would dance) on their graves even more readily.

    Linus (and definitely Jobs) are not sacred cows. Get real.

  68. Possibly run down by a larger penis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe. I know what you're getting for christmas.

  69. Universal reactions to mortality by istartedi · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Challenger disaster. At the time, Budweiser ads were running where somebody would get a flaming torch, or a blinding splot-light in their face, etc., and the tagline was, "No, I wanted a Bud Lite". So that got picked up and rolled into one of the most popular "sick jokes" associated with Challenger. The way I see it, this is a common way of coping with death. Morbid humor seems to be particularly popular around puberty, when kids are just becoming aware of their own mortality (and usually, they make sick jokes and continue to believe they're immortal for the next few years). A lot of adults continue to employ this little coping mechanism throughout their lives.

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  70. Honestly by LX42 · · Score: 1

    Honestly... the ocean should have been indexed to allow for faster searching.

    LX

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  71. It's OK-Hope is dead, burial at sea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Logic and reason -- at least on the part of slashdotters -- aren't going to bring Gray back."

    If this forum was half as smart as they thought they were? They'd be hacking a satellite from their parent's basement, causing it to emit a unique frequency, that would resonate on the yacht's hull. Making it much easier for the Coast Guard to find.

    BTW it hasn't been proven that he's dead. So why the assumption? Maybe the only thing that's dead is hope.

    "Jokes are fun. Get over it."

    Let's put that to a test. I dare you to go over to his families house and tell those jokes, and if they complain, yell. Get over it!

    1. Re:It's OK-Hope is dead, burial at sea. by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      BTW it hasn't been proven that he's dead. So why the assumption? Maybe the only thing that's dead is hope.


      I have no idea if he's dead or alive. The joke happened to be funnier if he was dead. On the other hand, barring silly scenarios like the one you mentioned, logic and reason will not bring him back. If he is alive, his only plausible hope is to do something about his situation himself.

      Let's put that to a test. I dare you to go over to his families house and tell those jokes, and if they complain, yell. Get over it!

      Meh, different audience. They wouldn't think it's very funny, sure. But a good comedian plays for his audience.

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  72. I hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope this faggot Jim Gray is shark meat.
    How 'bout them apples you niggers?

  73. Sadly by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The Coast Guard didn't recognize his distress signal, because he sent it in Gray code instead of Morse.

    (Yes, I know they're different people.)

  74. This is same, and this is more of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the baseline should be; would you tell these jokes to his family? I know etiquette and manners is essentially dead, but at least one could try.

  75. Hidden Dangers for Small Boats by BoRegardless · · Score: 3, Informative

    In addition to water temperature and ships posing lethality, there is one rarely talked about for any typical yacht. In my earlier years I designed sailboats, before I figured out it was all fun and no money.

    I have a friend in high places at the Port of Los Angeles, and though the shipping companies do NOT like to talk about it, the ship grounding on the U.K. coast just a week ago illustrated the problem. Some dozens or a hundred containers or so came off the ship when it listed, and then some FLOATED ashore.

    The numbers I have heard is about 10,000 containers a year 'go missing' overboard as a result of all sorts of problems in bad weather usually. I don't remember whether that was the Pacific only or worldwide.

    Lots of these containers floating right near the water surface with any waves at all, are virtually impossible to see from any distance.

    If you hit one in a fiberglass or a thin-skinned metal boat boat, you can take on water and sink in a minute or two if it is bad.

    Lots of small boats go missing every year with no explanation.

    1. Re:Hidden Dangers for Small Boats by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      That C&C the guy owns is basically a light-weight racing sloop. I could imagine a hull breach in a 7-8 knot collision with a container. Still, there should have been time to set off the EPIRB or deploy the liferaft in that event.

    2. Re:Hidden Dangers for Small Boats by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      That C&C the guy owns is basically a light-weight racing sloop. I could imagine a hull breach in a 7-8 knot collision with a container. Still, there should have been time to set off the EPIRB or deploy the liferaft in that event.

      If he didn't hit his head during the impact...

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    3. Re:Hidden Dangers for Small Boats by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The numbers I have heard is about 10,000 containers a year 'go missing' overboard as a result of all sorts of problems in bad weather usually. I don't remember whether that was the Pacific only or worldwide.

      This isn't the first story I've heard about missing containers causing big problems.

      I've wondered previously what it would take to install a valve with a small motor or explosive and a radio transmitter in these shipping containers. The device would need to know "you're on a ship now" or "you're off the ship now". And if the container doesn't hear from the ship's transmitter for n hours, it blows the valve. Ordinarily it would mean the container fell off the ship and is now in the water. The valve would let water in and let the container sink.

      If you change the code to "you're on ship ABCDEF now" it doubles as a container tracking mechanism".

      This should cost, what, $100 in volume?

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  76. If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0, Troll

    I worked at a tourist bureau a few years ago. An amazingly fit, yet very old (60-ish) guy came in asking about the town. He said he was doing some kind of canoe trip along the rivers, by himself, for hundreds of miles. I congratulated him, shook his hand, and hoped I could do that when I'm that old.

    The next day a body was found washed up on the side of the river.

    Listen up old people! Your cardiovascular system will age no matter how well you eat and exercise! Accept that fact and quit doing the extreme sports already!

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    1. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by protected_static · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's to accept? These days '60-ish' isn't exactly old, never mind 'very old'. My parents are far healthier at this age (mid-60s) than their parents ever were. Also, sailing isn't an 'extreme sport'. Sailing solo is inherently risky, regardless of age, and regardless of the size of the boat.

    2. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Old people should die slowly in hospitals surrounded by strangers and in a drug induced haze.

      You shouldn't worry about old folks that much though. Most people haven't done mild sports, never mind extreme ones, since they were in their teens.

    3. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Listen up, not-old-people! It's not up to you what risks other people wish to undertake! If it doesn't pose an immediate danger to you, mind your own business!

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    4. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by fhic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh. Funny you should mention it. A couple of weeks ago I rescued some young fool who thought it would be a good idea to go kayaking in the Pacific without proper gear. He fell off, got wet, got himself into a serious hypothermic crisis and had to be rescued by yours truly, an old fart who *was* properly prepared and knows his limitations. I guess I'm lucky that my cardiovascular system held up to the challenge, one more time. I'll head off to my rocking chair now. Thanks for the heads-up.

    5. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by curunir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try telling all that to the 43 people aged 65 or older who finished the IronMan triathlon last year...

      Not that it needs saying, but these people all swam 2.4 miles, biked 112 miles and then ran a marathon (26.2 miles). Also keep in mind there are cutoff times that every competitor must achieve in order to be allowed to continue and everyone who finishes made each cutoff time.

      All three parts of the race, on their own, would be beyond the capabilities of most 20-somethings. Most can't even swim 1 mile, let alone 2.4. Most can't ride 50 miles, let alone 112. And most can't run 10 miles, let alone a whole marathon.

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    6. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      It sounds like the guy was (hopefully is) a scientist. The loss of a scientist is a big loss to humanity as a whole.

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    7. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. But just because he's valuable to society does not give society the right to tell him what he can and cannot do.

      Why on Earth would I wish to do things that benefit society if, in return, society was going to make me a slave? That's a rotten bargain.

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    8. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by zurtle · · Score: 1
      My grandfather's over 80 and still capable of sailing solo. When he turned 65 he built himself a 50-foot steel-hulled yacht and virtually sailed solo from New Zealand to Fiji, round to the Solomon Islands, then down the east coast of Australia.

      A pox on you young cretins who think you're tough... he's several times the man you are!!! :P

      Like other posters have said, the Pacific Ocean's a dangerous place. Here's hoping he's just gone to Vancouver to look at some grizzly bears...

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    9. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You think drowning on a canoe trip at age 60+ is a bad way to die? I think it was a pretty good one considering some of the alternatives I've seen. Perhaps you'd prefer spending your last decade from age 85 to 95, bed-ridden, incoherent and pissing yourself in a nursing home with one visitor a week (or month or year for that matter)?

    10. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I was thinking "hey, I could do that" (the swim), that's what, a hundred laps of the pool?
      Googled it.
      2.4 miles == 4 224 yards == 169 laps of the pool. Yup I *could* do it, though I'm not sure I could follow that with said bike ride and marathon...
      I can do 100 yards butterfly no problem. so 4K yards of crawl would be fairly manageable.

      What's the time limit?
      -nB

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    11. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by curunir · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find anything official on their website, but looking at the results everyone who finished the race completed the swim in 2 hours (with allowances made for the fact that it's not possible to start all the racers at the exact moment the gun goes off). Also keep in mind that this is open-ocean swimming...a whole different proposition than pool swimming, even in the tropical temperatures of the water in Hawaii.

      My hat's off to you if you could do it. It's an impressive feat. Personally, it would be my most difficult leg and is the reason I'm not able to compete in any of the longer triathlons. Currently, I can only swim about a mile in the open ocean, and about another half mile in a pool. And even that leaves me too exhausted to ride or run. Without the swim, however, I think I could do it. I ride centuries on a regular basis, though with more hills and cooler temperatures and I've completed two marathons.

      Still, just the fact that you and I, probably both in our 20s, are speculating about whether we could complete something that 43 people 65+ actually did accomplish pretty much sums up my point. This is a difficult proposition for people in their 20s, let alone for a senior citizen. For the original poster to whom I replied to suggest that older people should just give up on attempting strenuous physical activity because their cardio-vascular system can't handle it is patently false as a blanket statement. For many, it may be the case. But for some it isn't.

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    12. Re:If you are that old, ACCEPT IT! by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Actually endurance seems to improve up to age 30 or so, and really only starts declining, in regular athletes, until after age 45. This paper seems to indicate that as they get older, athletes tend to switch from shorter, more intensive races to longer, endurance-limited ones. Triathon experts write one should not attemps ironman too young, but work up to it.

      Male runners seem to be able to keep running for very long distances until after 70. There is the famous case of John A. Kelly who ran the Boston marathon until he was 84. He had won this race at age 35 and 37.

  77. Maybe he WANTED to go missing?? by altek · · Score: 1

    OK, this is not a joke or flamebait, is it possible that he simply got sick of corporate life and wanted to live 'off the grid' ??

    I mean, it's possible, just throwin it out there. Doubtful, but possible.

    If it's not the case, then I sure hope he turns up OK.

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    1. Re:Maybe he WANTED to go missing?? by BoRegardless · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sterling Hayden departed for a day voyage with a dozen or more friends on Wanderer out of San Francisco, and the next time anyone saw the yacht was when it entered Tahitian waters.

      None of the guests had any idea they were being "Shanghaid". He didn't give them any choice.

      See his book titled after his boat's name.

  78. troll? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

    Why was this modded troll?

  79. SQL to the Rescue! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...and developer of many fundamental database technologies..."

    SELECT latitude,longitude FROM t_location WHERE ocean='PACIFIC' AND first_name='JIM' AND last_name='GRAY' AND status='F*CKED'

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    1. Re:SQL to the Rescue! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Bah, someone beat me to this joke and used a join too!

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  80. Could we help find him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if satellite images of the search area were distributed to the internet community? With enough people searching the "sectors" in parallel, couldn't finding his boat be a very tractable problem? Anyone know how to get a hold of the necessary data?

  81. Of course they can't find him by thesnarky1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When Ballmer "Buries a guy" its not like he does a half-assed job of it! That'll teach HIM for thinking about going to work on the Google Omnipotent Database!

  82. Morning news by FrenchSilk · · Score: 2, Informative

    On the morning news in San Francisco, his daughter said that he had a marine radio aboard and a rubber dinghy. Let us hope for the best.

  83. the prisoner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rover has removed him to bicycle island.

  84. Jean Gray?? by TheCybernator · · Score: 0, Troll

    Looks like I was the only to read it 'Jean Gray' missing at sea.

    World!!, be prepared for our new Level 5 Mutant Overlords.

    1. Re:Jean Gray?? by Menelkir · · Score: 1

      Is Jean gray a developer? o_O *Scared*

  85. Radios and EPIRBs (offtopic) by Radon360 · · Score: 1
    (offtopic)

    Great choice! I own two of these for use on my personal watercraft (2 watercraft, one for each craft). Nice durable radio, 5W output, long battery life and they definitely stand up to a swim as I keep it on my vest, even when I jump in.

    DSC (digital selective calling) is nice, but the radio needs to have GPS receiver built-in or integrated in some other way. IIRC, Garmin is getting close to this as they have already integrated a FRS radio with a GPS receiver. It would seem to me that the next logical step is to do the same with VHF marine guts instead. You are correct that there are hand-helds that do DSC, but I remember if they are equipped with a GPS to report their position (they can do the rest of the DSC stuff).

    Another thing that is emerging are personal EPIRB's (Emergency Position-Indicating Rescue Beacon) that mariners (primarily commercial, but also available for private use) can keep on their vests/belts. The ones that I see on the market now are 121.5MHz only, which they are trying to phase out in favor of the 406MHz versions that also transmit location information from an integrated GPS receiver. Unfortunately, they're just like life vests. They're only good if you're wearing it.

  86. Need a radar reflector in shipping lanes by vinn01 · · Score: 1


    He might not have radar, but he certainly should have a radar reflector.

    It would be crazy not to hoist a radar reflector if sailing around major shipping lanes. They only cost a few dollars. They are easy to assemble, stow, and hoist. Even in the open waters, every sailing cruiser has one.

    Take a look:
    www.davisnet.com/news/photos/marine/safety.asp

    1. Re:Need a radar reflector in shipping lanes by Animats · · Score: 1

      He might not have radar, but he certainly should have a radar reflector.

      Radar visibility helps, but the big container ships and oil tankers have such limited maneuverability that they can't be expected to try to avoid agile little sailboats. "A vessel of less than 20 meters in length or a sailing vessel shall not impede the safe passage of a power-driven vessel following a traffic lane." (Rule 10(j)). This is the marine equivalent of "no pedestrians on the freeway".

    2. Re:Need a radar reflector in shipping lanes by vinn01 · · Score: 1


      If he has a radar reflector, at least the big ships can warn him before they run him over.

      I assume that he would maintain a watch on channel 16 (156.800 MHZ) while near a shipping lane. Or whatever the correct channel is in that area.

  87. Possibly hit by a "rogue wave" too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Anyone remember back in late 2000 when Scott Smith, the former bassist from the rock band "Loverboy", was swept off his 37' sailboat by a wave nearly 30' tall just outside the Golden Gate bridge? Apparently the wave "came out of nowhere" all by itself, and Scott broke the steering wheel off the boat trying to hang on with all his might. His body never was found. Two friends onboard the boat did survive the incident to live and tell what happened.

  88. Unlimited visibility by K-Man · · Score: 1

    There's another story on this at sfgate, and it confirms what I thought: visibility was unrestricted. I was in the Presidio around noon and it was in the 60's with no fog.

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  89. To all of you making light of this tragedy... by LifeForm42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To hell with you, you mindless little idiots.

  90. Several bad things that could have happened by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As a sailor, I can think of several bad things that could have happened

    1) He fell overboard. With or without a PDF (life jacket) he'd be dead. Th water is cold up there, low 50's I think so hypothermia will get him even if he does not drown.

    2) A common danger is the boom. If the boat does an unplanned jibe and the sailor forgets to duck he can get hit hard on the head with a fairly massive chunk of aluminum boom. This could knock him out, kill him outright (not likely) or (more likely) knock him overboard. (see #1 above)

    3) His boat could have hit something and sunk. Then we are back to #1 above. If he was very lcky he could have goten a life raft out. But them most rafts are equipted with a GPS and a radio.

    4) some kind of a medical problem. Then it's not really a boating accident but just not a good place to have such a problem

    It's hard to understand how any of this could happen. An experienced sailor would have himself tethered to the boat at all times with a tether short enough that he could not fall into the water. He would know not to let a boom hit him and would maintain a watch for ship traffic.

    1. Re:Several bad things that could have happened by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Or pirates.

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  91. Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you can be that Microsoft will STILL blame piracy...

  92. See what you get? by __aamcgs2220 · · Score: 1

    The last few dozen yachts Larry Ellison bought were equipped with advanced torpedo launch systems. I wonder if these two events are related? At the time, this didn't catch my attention, but when I read they were also equipped with laser-guided, gas-engine-powered facial hair trimmers and a 20-year supply of Risperidol, I started to wonder.

  93. Very true. by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    A local radio station used to prove this point with tongue-in-cheek, and oodles of irony. Specifically, they had a 30-second bit, made out to sound like a commercial, for the Foreign Death Conversion Chart, which would compare how many foreign deaths equated with American deaths. A horrible way to look at things, but very pertinent, if one watches the local news.

  94. Obligatory... by Brickwall · · Score: 1

    In Korea, only old people sail solo.

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  95. Blue Wave of Death by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    "Now facing the Blue Wave of Death."

    Is that a new offline mail reader?

    (You have to be an old BBS hack to get that one.)

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  96. What was that noise? by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    "A 40-foot yacht is not so small as to disapear easily that close to shore..."

    You ever been up next to a big container ship? I mean like a super-panamax ship? Those things can (and have) run over small sailboats and not even notice. 40-foot might well be a bit too big for that, but I don't know, and I certainly wouldn't bet my life on it -- or Mr. Gray's...

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  97. Has Any Tried? by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Reindexing the ocean yet?

    1. Re:Has Any Tried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the data? I will zone it, distribute, and run the search in parallel.

      Bummer .. I'm afraid that is not worthless data as the wise man likes to describe the Universe.

      Jim, wouldn't be nice to find the needle in the haystack quickly this time?

    2. Re:Has Any Tried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No point,
      He was expirinmenting with a database on resier FS and got murd^H^H^H^Hcorrupted...
      Hell never be seen again.

  98. For the love of God, people! by spun · · Score: 1

    Do not reply to this thread! You could be in deadly da

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  99. Wind, waves, hope by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Judging from ssec and noaa info, it looks like a high north, a low to the south are almost straddling the bay. Some sea fog and/or low clouds extends well past the farallons. I would've expected a W-NW wind gradually clocking around to N NE but depending on day/night temperatures, near shore sea or land breeze might counter this and extend out 5 miles or so. Can any sailors in the area give local conditions for the past 48 hours? People have already speculated on things that can go wrong but quite a few failures can put you out of touch but still be surviable:

    Cell phones really can't be expected to work 26 miles offshore, my old analog toshiba didn't even make it 1/3 across lake Michigan.

    If as this NOAA bouy indicates, the wind has been moderate NW-westerly, we can hope that he'll be found in a raft or disabled boat along the shore. It might even be worth slashdotting highway 1 from Pt. Reyes to Monteray and look for him. I once called in a dismasted catameran I found with a telescope I'd just picked up at a FL rummage sale. It was dusk and the crew were on the horizon paddling furiously against an offshore wind.

    If the wind/currents were moving offshore, he could be well over 100 miles offshore, trying to get back. VHF radio is basically line of site, you might get 50 miles on a good day from a high coast guard tower, if his radio were working well. But more typically I only get 5 miles boat-boat.

    If something went wrong with the boat, fire, dismasting, rudder break... he might be busy heaving to and doing whatever he can to keep from running aground. The bushing which attaches the rudder to the tiller on my 24' C&C eventually went bad. We replaced it, but offshore failure wouldn't have been fun. A larger sailboat sank near scotland when its wheel steering cable broke and the rudder slammed hard enough to crack its housing.

    But it wouldn't take a sinking to be lost, if the wind took him out of VHF range, it wouldn't matter if he knew exactly where he was, no one else would unless he had a working activated EPIRB.

    There is a small chance that his navigation equipment went wrong and he doesn't know where he is. The california coast is very unforgiving. I think I heard that Francis Drake sailed right past SF bay because from offshore it looks just like another pices of rocky unforgiving shoreline.

    There is still hope. My prayers go out to his family and friends. Any computer expert interested in sailing and astronomy must be a good guy, even if he works for Microsoft.

    1. Re:Wind, waves, hope by gujo-odori · · Score: 1
      I think I heard that Francis Drake sailed right past SF bay because from offshore it looks just like another pices of rocky unforgiving shoreline.

      May well be true. Even Portola's expedition discovered the bay by climbing over the peninsula in the vicinity of what is now San Bruno. At first, they couldn't even see it because of the lay of the land. They were up on the peninsula for two or three days before they came to a place that had an overview of the bay.

      I bet there was much cussing to be heard when they realized that if they'd just sailed a few more miles to the north they'd have found it without climbing those big hills

  100. Some of you should be seriously ashamed... by EXMSFT · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Making fun of someone who may fallen in harm's way just because he chose to work at Microsoft???

    Jim Gray is a brilliant guy who I had the pleasure of meeting and working with several times while I worked at Microsoft. Once had a great, lengthy discussion with him at a WinHEC conference in Seattle. Very sharp, enjoyable guy to talk to. My best wishes go out to Jim and his family - I hope for the best.

    1. Re:Some of you should be seriously ashamed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, at least someone here has a soul. Jim and is family our old family friends.

      You folks are horrible people.

  101. This is Slashdot, not the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something about your version of selective compassion doesn't sit well with me. I guess I just figured that compassion was a part of humanity shown towards everyone, not just the people we know (or are well known). You know, something that encourages one to show a little shred of respect towards a (possibly) dead man, even if he does work for Microsoft.

    Don Dodge had this to about Jim on Robert Scoble's blog:

    I have known Jim Gray for almost 20 years. We worked together in the database group at Digital Equipment Corp, and now we both work at Microsoft. He is a good friend, and one of the three smartest people I have ever worked with. The other two are Ray Ozzie and Paul Butterworth.

    Jim is a legendary computer scientist, especially in the database world. As brilliant as he is, he is charming, friendly, and has no ego. An amazing guy.

    Do you know enough about him to show him that respect now?

    It's not a matter of dealing. We're all doing that. We're just not all as cold inside as you.

  102. One Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jaws!

  103. Triangulate on last cell phone signal? by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    Do regional phone carriers have information regarding his last whereabouts based on the last successful ping (or call) from his cell phone?

  104. You can help find Jim Gray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not offer your help to find Jim Gray? Visit http://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=J0XZ58S TDWJZ5QY4F9M0

    For those who want more background info of this search effort, I am posting an email from Werner Vogels (without his permission):

    Through a major effort by many people we were able to have the Digital Globe satellite make a run over the area on Thursday morning and have the data made available publicly. We have split these images into smaller tiles that can be easily scanned visually and stored into the Amazon S3 storage service. We then created tasks for reviewing these images and loaded then into the Amazon Mechanical Turk Service.

    This is where you come in. We need your help in reviewing these images to see whether you can locate Jim's boat in any of these images. Please go to the Amazon Mechanical Turk site and help us find Jim Gray.

    The weather conditions were not ideal as some areas were cloudy, but we can still look for him in those places where there is a somewhat clear view. We hope to get more satellite data in the coming days of a wider area. The current images are panchromatic with a 0.82m, and Jim boat would be about 6 pixels in size. Please visit the Amazon Mechanical Turk site (http://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=J0XZ58 STDWJZ5QY4F9M0) for more details.

    I have to stress that many individuals and companies are to thank for making this possible; many academics friends relentlessly worked around the clock to get access to the data, many industry friends of Jim functioned as connectors to hook up officials and individuals, and people from NASA, Digital Globe, Microsoft, Google, Oracle, Amazon and others worked hard get to the data collected and available on a very short time scale. The Mechanical Turk team worked deep into the night to make this work.

    Now it is your turn, go find Jim Gray.

  105. Satellite image search - you can help! by ire_and_curses · · Score: 1

    Jim Gray was closely associated with a number of satellite and aerial imaging projects. A group of his friends have been putting together a set of satellite images covering the area where he disappeared. They are looking for people to help sift through the images in the hope of spotting the boat. If you're interested in helping, Amazon have set up a site here:

    http://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=J0XZ58S TDWJZ5QY4F9M0

    You can register with an existing Amazon account, or create a new one. In any case, it doesn't cost anything, and if you're really concerned, it's an easy way to help out.