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  1. Thanks for verbiage suggestion, ideas short on It's World Password Day: Change Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    due to all the past changes. My new password is "It's change your password day"

  2. Simple explanation: on Programming Language Diversity On the Rise · · Score: 1

    The Internet makes it easier to know about other choices and/or distribute other choices.

  3. Re:Space-age Science on The Strange Death of Comet Ison · · Score: 1

    Your comment will go over like a snowball in hell.

  4. Re:It is a government Konspiracy! on The Strange Death of Comet Ison · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    or

    Fox News: "Who gave the unpatriotic stand-down order against rescuing Ambassador Ison from the Sunhadists!"

  5. meh on The Strange Death of Comet Ison · · Score: 1

    You know what they say: easy comet, easy go

  6. I knew this day would come on First Transistors Made Entirely of 2-D Materials · · Score: 0

    Dear Earth,

    Due to budget cuts related to the long and intense war with Satan, I am canceling one of the spacial dimensions. Thus, please re-engineer your technology for 2D instead of 3D.

    My apologies for any inconveniences this may cause, but we must all make sacrifices to win this difficult war.

    Sincerely,
    -God

  7. The mind of a PHB on Job Postings For Python, NoSQL, Apache Hadoop Way Up This Year · · Score: 1

    for all the hype surrounding some of these things, there's actually significant demand behind them

    It could be the typical PHB gets sucked into the hype and tosses those buzzwords into the job ad to make sure he's getting the "freshest talent". The ad is already stuffed with gazillion buzzwords, so why not gazillion + 1

  8. Re:Is SQL really such a bad thing? on Job Postings For Python, NoSQL, Apache Hadoop Way Up This Year · · Score: 1

    It seems strange to specifically ask for experts that know no SQL.

    It shows one can pass HR's buzz-word filters without lying and STILL be a dumbshit.

  9. Re:Frequent hurricanes? on US Climate Report Says Global Warming Impact Already Severe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the Dust Bowl was mostly caused by human action

    We must stop Global Humanning!

  10. Re:Foresight on Richard Stallman Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    I admire people who know their limits (and human limits) and are honest about them. Note that we already know what he wishes would happen, but that's not the same as a forecast. I wish to live forever, but I forecast I will die in a few decades.

  11. Re:Easiest return policy ever! (correction) on The Feds Accidentally Mailed Part of A $350K Drone To Some College Kid · · Score: 1

    correction: "on its own".

  12. Easiest return policy ever! on The Feds Accidentally Mailed Part of A $350K Drone To Some College Kid · · Score: 1

    At least it's easy to return: just make it fly back on it's own.

  13. Re:Teaser? on Computer Game Reveals 'Space-Time' Neurons In the Eye · · Score: 1

    Yes, boss.

  14. Re:Nuclear is about some people getting rich... on Chernobyl's Sarcophagus, Redux · · Score: 2

    If you do a cost-benefit analysis of risk, nuclear energy is less problematic than fossil fuels, believe it or not, even with occasional accidents. Fossil fuels harm and kill a good many due to air pollution, and perhaps general climate disruption due to the green-house effect.

    There is something psychologically more fearful about dying from radiation than dying from lung cancer even though the second is significantly more prevalent.

    Perhaps because in our movie-shaped imaginations, too much radiation creates 3-eyed mutants with lumpy heads or giant city-eating monsters; while lung cancer merely produces dead people with screwed-up lungs.

    It's hard to produce a scary movie based on lung cancer. Dawn of the Coughers just doesn't have the same freak-out punch as zombie mutants or Godzilla. Hollywood needs to get more inventive.

  15. Re:Help! Help! :-) on Did the Ignition Key Just Die? · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that; I hear they are worth more as parts.

  16. Teaser? on Computer Game Reveals 'Space-Time' Neurons In the Eye · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "space-time" intro at first made me think they discovered quantum sensors in the eyes that detect action slightly before it happens using parallel universes or the like. But they are just talking about motion-sensing pre-processing by the retina itself.

    Disappointment. I wanted the ability to walk into my boss's office and say, "Before you get up to fire me, I quit!"

  17. Desert Glyph? on Ancient Desert Glyphs Pointed Way To Fairgrounds · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Help! Help! :-) on Did the Ignition Key Just Die? · · Score: 1

    My throttle is stuck open and I don't know how to shut the engine down!

    Step 1: Sell your Toyota

  19. Re:If not... on Did the Ignition Key Just Die? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you aren't ready for advancements in technology then what are you doing reading this website?

    I'm using a steam-powered mechanical browser. (A redirection bug once killed our cat and blinded me for a week, and goatse stained the carpet.)

  20. Re:Spoiler at the end. Answer is "No" on Is There a Limit To a Laser's Energy? · · Score: 1

    Correction, the answer is "yes" in terms of "is there a limit?".

  21. Dayam! on Elderly Mice Perk Up With Transfused Blood · · Score: 1

    I just saw a Spiderman movie with a similar plot

  22. Spoiler at the end. Answer is "No" on Is There a Limit To a Laser's Energy? · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Update: After a conversation with Chad Orzel, it looks like although there's no limit to the photon energy you can produce, you will at some point--above about 1 MeV in photon energy--start spontaneously producing matter-antimatter pairs of particles whenever your photon interacts with a reflective surface. So at extremely high photon energies, your laser light begins to resemble a matter-antimatter thermal bath rather than merely coherent light."

    So it would act like more Star Wars weapons?

  23. Re:Ban Women on Distracted Driving: All Lip Service With No Legit Solution · · Score: 1

    Suck my negative mod points. A dude can't have an opinion without douches being douches.

  24. New Slogan [Re:Simple] on Steve Jobs Defied Convention, and Perhaps the Law · · Score: 1

    refused "conventional treatment"...Jobs did "think different" and it killed him.

    Die Different

  25. Re:Velocity on Star Cluster Ejected From Galaxy At 2,000,000 MPH · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the Earth was...would we notice the effects of such an ejection

    We'd all have Don King hair.