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  1. Re:safe sex on Porn Sites More Infected Than Thought · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clarification:

    One day while a guy was checking-out, Jake started licking his (Jake's) balls.

  2. Re:safe sex on Porn Sites More Infected Than Thought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there any kind of sex that is safe?

    My dog humping your leg?

    Anyway, here's a true story:

    When I was self-employed, my dog, Jake, used to lay on the floor by the check-out counter.

    One day while a guy was checking-out, Jake started licking his balls.

    Seeing this, the guy commented, "Gee, I wish I could do that!"

    I replied, "Go ahead--Jake won't mind.

  3. Related Slashdot post from June 27, 2007 on Doctors Reverse With Drugs Autism-Linked Fragile X Syndrome In Mice · · Score: 3, Informative
  4. Re:iEye on Bionic-Eyed Man Wants To Stream Eye Video Online · · Score: 1

    If Apple had a similar product, it might be called the iEye, requiring iSurgery to install.

    And in just a few days after the iSurgery, one is over the iSore.

  5. Re:CBS on Bionic-Eyed Man Wants To Stream Eye Video Online · · Score: 1

    I just discovered the links in my post are no longer valid due to "search session expired."

    My apologies.

  6. CBS on Bionic-Eyed Man Wants To Stream Eye Video Online · · Score: 1

    I saw this story on the local CBS news station.

    I also learned they are very interested in this.

  7. Re:Which force? on Japan Successfully Deploys First Solar Sail In Space · · Score: 1

    [Emily Litella]

    What is all this fuss I hear about centipedes being forced out? It's terrible! Centipedes have enough problems as it is!

    [/Emily Litella]

  8. There's value in search strings & their whois on US Patent Office Teams With Google On Database · · Score: 1

    One question is: will Google record (and post-process) search strings and the ip addresses associated with them? Or will searches be anonymous?

    If the former, there is (potentially) great value in knowing that (for example) Microsoft is searching for prior art related to "concurrent interactive television for network connected devices"

  9. Re:Answer on Best Telephone For Datacenters? · · Score: 1

    Which, oddly, does not work for Coneheads.

  10. The oldest profession on College Offers Course in Wearing High Heels · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From TFA:

    "The earlier younger ladies learn how to walk in heels, the better it's going to be in the long run - with business and social lives," said former backing singer Chyna Whyne, who runs the course.

    Hmm--there must be a shortage of young, female prostitutes in London.

    Also--doesn't this reverse 40 years of feminism by enforcing the idea that to get ahead "with business and social lives," woman must wear "fuck me pumps?"

    P.S.

    How soon before a male student files a discrimination lawsuit?

  11. Oh, oh, Jeff Bezos is getting in on this! on US Patent Office Teams With Google On Database · · Score: 1

    In related news, Jeff Bezos has just submitted a patent application to do this bulk download in 1-Click or 1-Nod.

  12. Pot, meet kettle on Univ. of California Faculty May Boycott Nature Publisher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd like to see a chart of NPG's "exorbitant subscription increases" and UC's tuition costs vs. time

    5 will get you 10 that UC is much higher.

  13. Gere's First Law on Inventor Sues Because His Invention Is Being Used As a Sex Toy · · Score: 1

    Apparently Takashima-san never heard of (Richard) Gere's First Law:

    "If it can be inserted into an orifice, it will."

  14. Snails? on CodeIgniter 1.7 Professional Development · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cover photo is of... snails?

    Naturally, the immediate association is with "a snail's pace."

    +1 for unintended consequence. Sigh.

  15. Re:crystallization of human wisdom? on China Explains Internet Situation In Whitepaper · · Score: 1

    crystallization of human wisdom???

    Of course, since the Internet took off, the sum total of human wisdom probably hasn't grown all that much.

    After crystallization, is the next phase "fossilization?"

  16. Proud Father on China Explains Internet Situation In Whitepaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    China has declared the Internet to be 'the crystallization of human wisdom'

    Imagine how proud Al Gore must be.

  17. Yellow Cab on Chinese Internet Addiction Boot Camp Prison Break · · Score: 1

    Now that's a yellow cab!

  18. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' on Chinese Internet Addiction Boot Camp Prison Break · · Score: 3, Funny

    that's such a brilliant idea that I would be surprised if it hasn't already happened.

    Perhaps Jeff Bezos will try to patent that too!

  19. Re:What abbreviation isn't taken nowadays? on Apple Announces iPhone 4 · · Score: 2, Informative

    While there was no listing for FART, there was one for BARF.

  20. No time to read this? Read this. on Hooked On Gadgets, and Paying a Mental Price · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This article is immensely helpful (print link with pop-up):

    No time to read this? Read this.

    Of the three techniques mentioned, the "Pomodoro Technique" works best for me:

    I start each day by making a log of things to do, then tackle each in 25-minute intervals called Pomodoros. When a Pomodoro is over, I mark an X on the log next to the item I am working on, then take a refreshing 3- to 5-minute break. Nothing must be allowed to interrupt a Pomodoro. If co-workers barge in, Mr. Cirillo advises trying to defer the conversation.

  21. Re:Research Suggests Brain Has a 2-Task Limit on Hooked On Gadgets, and Paying a Mental Price · · Score: 1

    Replying to self:

    Ah, so that's what "MFC" stands for.

    And given that it divides half and half, it explains why programs written with it would not support more than two simultaneous threads.

  22. Research Suggests Brain Has a 2-Task Limit on Hooked On Gadgets, and Paying a Mental Price · · Score: 5, Informative

    In related news:

    Research Suggests Brain Has a 2-Task Limit for Multitasking

    Summary:

    "The brain is set up to manage two tasks, but not more, a new study suggests. That's because, when faced with two tasks, a part of the brain known as the medial prefrontal cortex (MFC) divides so that half of the region focuses on one task and the other half on the other task. This division of labor allows a person to keep track of two tasks pretty readily, but if you throw in a third, things get a bit muddled. 'What really the results show is that we can readily divide tasking. We can cook, and at the same time talk on the phone, and switch back and forth between these two activities,' said study researcher Etienne Koechlin of the Université Pierre et Marie Curie in Paris, France. 'However, we cannot multitask with more than two tasks.'"

  23. The new phone book's here! on Canada's Largest Cities Seeing the End of the Phone Book · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dang. I'm gonna miss this annual event:

    Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

    Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.

    Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

    [the Sniper points to Navin's name in the phone book]

    Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... sounds like a typical bastard.

  24. Re:A One Click Solution? on Australian Police Ask Facebook For Police Alarm Button · · Score: 1

    Does Amazon know about his?

    I'd nod in agreement but unfortunately I'd be violating Bezos' latest patent application.

  25. Re:why a mystery? on Mysterious Radio Station UVB-76 Goes Offline · · Score: 1

    You've obviously never heard of cobalt thorium G.