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  1. Example: on The Reality of Online Reputation · · Score: 5, Funny

    After posting his thoughts on Unicode, the author no longer has a good online reputation. As a result, no one actually bothered to read this article.

  2. Re: Your "coincidence" is my "incorrect" on Computers Will Be Built By Living Cells · · Score: 1

    Failure to comprehend, I guess you're an idiot too. But that would be redundant.

  3. Re: Your "coincidence" is my "incorrect" on Computers Will Be Built By Living Cells · · Score: 1

    Science Fiction often bases itself on the current speculations of the future based on what the "leading edge" of technology is at the time.
    Call that "coincidence"? I dont, but you're an idiot.

  4. Re:If he goes blindly from Binary on up, yes. on Hacking the Streamium · · Score: 1

    if, rather than instantly seeing that it's TCP-based, he spends countless hours pushing raw binary around, eventually coming up with something which, to TCP, is broken, then yes. Did you even read his code? "#Streamium doesnt like spaces", no, HTTP doesnt like spaces. It also doesnt like :,@,#, NUL, etc. Streamium has nothing to do with it.

  5. Nice Protocal Hack on Hacking the Streamium · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've just "reverse-engineered" HTTP and XML.

  6. Re:The good news, and the bad news... on Rand Expert Says To Keep Mum About Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Fortunatly for those who do not appreciate shitty humor, there is no justice.

  7. Re:u r dumb. on RIAA Unveils Net Tracking Tag for Online Sales · · Score: 1

    More important than Bulgarian Dance Music!?!?

  8. Re:I don't use NTP on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 1

    NTP is the Naziest thing I have ever tried to install.
    Maybe if it had some nice and simple way of syncronizing 3 computers on a private network, but it doesnt even want to connect to something which it doesnt consider to be a good enough source- that is, something which has been validated by 3 atomic clocks.
    I dont want my clocks to be /accurate/, I just want them to be /precise/.

  9. Re:Look, turd. on Microsoft Switcher Ads: Part 2 · · Score: 1

    Fembots and Orbital Death Weapons are nice, but if you can't run Photoshop, nobody is going to want it. Get it?

  10. Holy fuck, I can sumarize the article in 4 words: on Finally, A Working NES! · · Score: 0, Troll

    Replace the fucking connector.

    That's all. That is the only peice of information the whole 3-page article gives you.

    here's a more detailed description:
    You know the connector on your nintendo? the one the cartridges plug in to? Replace it.
    Woopty-shit.

  11. Re:I use NFS on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 1

    I use NFS, files always wind up complaining that they were created in the future.

  12. Re:Come on now /. on Clamshell Sharp Zaurus Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Amazing new technology allows an object in space to be rotated across TWO AXES!!!
    Scientists are still baffled by this phenomena, but that hasnt stopped industrious technology companies from jumping at the chance to take advantage of this yet unexplained technology. The first occurance of this type of thing actually happened about 3^-190,000th of a second after the universe was formed, as the first electron orbited the first proton while the molecule itself spun in a completely different direction. Still physicists struggle with the concept: If one axis is perpendicular to the other, could this even lead to being able to Turn something over without disconnecting it from its spine?

  13. Re:Come on now /. on Clamshell Sharp Zaurus Reviewed · · Score: 1

    people who dont expect to see full color LCD screens on jewlry boxes might be able to figure it out.

  14. Re:The only line that should be in a EULA on Windows XP EULA Discrepancies · · Score: 0, Troll

    Some people would have you think differently. We here at reality would propose calling such people "fucking morons", but then would be labeled "troll", so instead we are going to call them "fucking idiots"

  15. Re:Come on now /. on Clamshell Sharp Zaurus Reviewed · · Score: 1

    folded-up, it merely looks like a kickass PDA.

  16. Come on now /. on Clamshell Sharp Zaurus Reviewed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isnt it time to change the PDA in that icon? I think we've got something better now.

  17. No. on Fighting Spam - Using the DMCA for Good? · · Score: 1

    Please refrain from using this medium in the future.

  18. Yes, I am troll. on Fatal WeaknessWith High-Capacity MMC/SD Cards? · · Score: 1

    All reasonable suggestions are "troll" if they are easy to impliment.

  19. Hey, genius- on Fatal WeaknessWith High-Capacity MMC/SD Cards? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Use tar.
    Problem solved.

  20. u r dumb. on RIAA Unveils Net Tracking Tag for Online Sales · · Score: 1

    You know what I do? I keep MP3 CDs. "Re-Rip"? Ha! Just pop it in and you're good to go. The whole set on my hard drive, one on a shelf, one in my car, if my house explodes I'll be pissed, but I wont have to worry about replacing all those original discs- I can use one.

  21. New republican mascot on Cloneable Mammoth Cells Discovered in Russia · · Score: 3, Funny

    'cause we all know what republicans love: Russians!

  22. Next step: on Do-Not-Email Registries? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next, try and get all spammers to admit that what they are sending is "unsolicited". That's not going to happen any time soon.

  23. Re:The other posts dont put it simply enough on Castle Technology UK Ripping off Kernel Code? · · Score: 1

    there are two other replies, but what they said can be put a lot more simply:
    Copyright is already there. What copyright says is that you can't redistribute the code or anything made from it.

    The GPL removes copyright, provided you dont try to put it back into play. That's what the term "Copyleft" is about.

    In effect, it's an anti-EULA.

  24. Re:Liar on Castle Technology UK Ripping off Kernel Code? · · Score: 1

    if you were truely "ashamed to have ever been a promoter" you wouldnt be posting anonymously: You're afraid of losing a status you never had.

  25. Re:Celestia on Debian? on Mac OS X Quantum Simulations · · Score: 1

    Well Apt-get sure isnt, but I havent seen a "ms-get excel" or anything like that, so such is a minor detail. I installed it from downloads off the official page(Imagine such a thing!) and it runs fine, even though gtk is a bitch. I dont know if it's using my hardware for accelleration or not, since it's running so slow.. it could just be calculating positions for a while and /then/ sending it to be rendered near-instantly, but I don't trust it.