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  1. "Perfect again" on Spirit 'Will Be Perfect Again' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, that's what I always say when I fix a bug.

  2. Better looking... on Switching from Another Industry to Engineering/CS? · · Score: 1

    What worries me is that I think the doctor next door has a better looking husband than my wife has.

  3. An ENT? on Eric Sink on Starting Your Own Software Company · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean you're extremely slow to make decisions, but once you've decided, you're unstoppable?

  4. Re:Comparative advantage is more subtle than that on A Thoughtful Look at Indian Outsourcing · · Score: 1

    Very true. Unfortunately, it's been suggested that America's major "comparative advantage" may be in growing food, since we have plenty of arable land and the technology to use it efficiently.

  5. Games and GUI on Dell Offers FreeDOS With New PCs · · Score: 1

    Well, you can play Privateer, Wing Commander 3/4, and probably Ultima 7/8.

    And isn't GEM available for free now?

  6. This is Intel on Linux Centrino Driver Update · · Score: 1

    They can't afford to hire an engineer for a year for, let's say, $100K, to do this? Actually, though I hate to admit, this would be a perfect project for outsourcing, since the specification should be extremely clear.

    The real problem, I'd bet, is the corporate beauracracy. Even if this project should only take one man-year, they'd have to hire a project leader, lead engineer, QA engineer and technical writer. Then the four of them would spend at least half of each day in meetings arguing ("constructive confrontation"), so that the project would take two years.

    For all we know, this could already be happening.

  7. Supply and demand on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 1

    The advice may be good, but the fact is that we're still in a buyer's market when it comes to technical skills. The employers (the buyers) get to dictate what they require. And they don't always agree.

    So, while Mr. Spolsky is looking for people "who are passionate about software", there are lots of other employers who have much different priorities ("DON'T bother applying if your experience isn't in our specialized industry.").

    In the end, it doesn't really matter what you put on your resume or cover letter, because it's going to get lost amongst hundreds of others. So how does anyone get a job? Well, it's been repeated here many times: through personal contacts.

  8. Greatest weakness? on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Flat feet.

    Oh, professionally? Well, I work so efficiently that it demoralizes all my coworkers. That's why they had to let me go from my last 4 jobs.

  9. "Fault Tones"? on Mars Rover Opportunity Lands Safely · · Score: 1

    My first thought was of R2D2 giving out one of his high squeeling sounds when he was upset about something.

  10. STD's on Google Social Network: Orkut · · Score: 1

    Aren't we Linux users pretty-much immune to the internet-sex STD's?

  11. What I hate... on Microsoft Revenue Up, Tries to Hook Third World · · Score: 1

    ...is that when MS goes down, the stock prices of almost all tech companies, even chip manufacturers, drop.

  12. Re:"Hook" on Microsoft Revenue Up, Tries to Hook Third World · · Score: 1

    Suppose you have a starving country, and two companies donate to help them out:

    1. Company #1 sends them tons of candy.
    2. Company #2 sends them flour, beans, canned vegetables, plus seeds for growing their own food.

    It's quite possible that company #1 has contributed more expensive items, but I'd say #2 has done a lot more good.

  13. Re:In other words? on SCO Lobbying Congress Against Open Code · · Score: 1

    Watch for claimed tie-ins between open-source and porn. Nothing works better in America then claims to "protect the children".

  14. Cute office mate... on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 2, Funny

    A long time ago, I was assigned to share an office with a young, female programmer who I thought was quite attractive. The desks were arranged such that if I looked slightly past my monitor, I would be staring at her.

    But then, I didn't want to stare at her because I didn't want to make her feel unconfortable. But then, well, you can see that the conflicting impulses could be terrible!

  15. Re:Oooh Shiny! on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: 1

    That's right. You're best off not shopping for things that you're interested in.

    That's why I tend not to get good deals when shopping for stereo equipment. On the other hand, I came out great when buying a sewing-machine for my wife. The salesperson would try to tempt me with a more expensive model, my eyes would glaze over with a "that's nice, but so what?" look, and the price would get lower and lower.

  16. Re:They don't have girlfriends, either. on Are Geeks in Saudi Arabia Just Like Us? · · Score: 1

    True. I got to attend a computer show in Dubai several years ago, and the first thing that struck me was that not only were there women working at the airport, but that they were wearing mini-skirts.

  17. Storyline on Lost Doctor Who Episode Found · · Score: 1

    True. Dr. Who storylines are more like, "Young female companion in miniskirt runs through alien landscape until she trips and is captured by bug-eyed (or mechanical) monster."

  18. Re:College Grads Grab the Spots on Current Unemployment Rate in the IT Industry? · · Score: 1

    Isn't that fraudulent advertising? I keep hoping one or more former techies will get law degrees and then sue.

  19. Re:Yet another... on Linus Says 2004 is the Year for Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    And that's about when I began using Linux as my desktop, both at home and at work.

  20. Simpsons reference... on Biometrics in the Workplace · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of an episode where Krusty went counterculture and convinced the other characters to burn their cash as a protest.

  21. Re:Warning! Flee your home! on Clean Nuclear Launches? · · Score: 1

    You want us to risk lead poisoning?

  22. Re:choice? on Microsoft Unhappy With HP's iTunes Decision · · Score: 1

    You also have a wide choice of stores that will sell you MS software.

  23. Re:Campfire stories on When Geeks Go Camping · · Score: 1

    Wwwherre is my golden dongle? Wwwwhhooooo has my golden dongle?

  24. Re:my my my ... on Tech Firms Defend Moving Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    While I agree with your sentiments, I'd have to say that we technical types are not "Joe Average", but rather, the geeks that "Joe Average" made fun of in high-school; and they don't give a damn that many of us can no longer earn our 50-100K salaries.

  25. Re:Were going to see the new megacorps in India on Tech Firms Defend Moving Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    They'll even have source code to start with. And I'm not talking about open-source.