[blockquote]I prefer to spend my time at home with my family and there are more than enough jobs out there like this. Just don't plan on working for Microsoft or any game making company.[/blockquote]
Or Dell.
Let me guess: the boss figured that she knew how to start Dreamweaver, so she must be able to said system design, coding, and testing./sarcasm
When will these asshats figure out that Dreamweaver can not turn you into an instant webmaster any more than Quickbooks can turn you into an instant CPA?/rant
doctors don't call their patients "meatbags" -- at least, not publicly. It's obvious that you haven't been to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital to see this guy.
If one really wants to climb the corporate ladder, one should really be in the office, this is not only for the additional exposure and attention, but also for the opportunities to gossip and receive extra insider information.
Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to place a small object ejection device on your car. Place it near a tire, so you're just "kicking up" rocks. To shoot objects, use a solenoid. Make it so it tries to bounce it off the ground, and use a potentiometer and a MOSFET to control the power, and another pot hooked up to a servo to control the angle of ejection. Imagine doing the testing so that you can set reasonable values for the pot's min and max..don't hit your own car!
Or you could just mount one of these in the trunk.
We make coins different shapes, sizes and textures, why not bills.
Why should we? You are forgetting that we are a country that is so arrogant that we still have not made a complete transition to the metric system (unlike the rest of the world). Ironic; considering that like the metric system, our currency is based on the number 10.
I work at a community college. In my department, the instructors are always emailing their students PowerPoint presentations with instructions to "go to the computer lab and print out the notes from this". All good and well, but these students are not PPT whizzes. They think that all they have to do is click "Print" and the notes come out. Never mind the fact that by default, Print gives you each slide on its own page. Then it gets really humourous when I tell them that they have exceeded their daily printing allowance and the server will replentish the balance the next day. Don't forget to thank your instructors for the inconvenience.
I've told instructors how they can make it easier on their students (e.g. send the notes to a Word doc, have the handouts duplicated before the semester starts, etc), but laziness sets in and they just figure it's easier to "let the computer guy do it".
I HATE PowerPoint^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the ABUSE of PowerPoint. All it does is feed the egos of people who think that they can substitute "pretty stuff" for substantive content.
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[blockquote]I prefer to spend my time at home with my family and there are more than enough jobs out there like this. Just don't plan on working for Microsoft or any game making company.[/blockquote] Or Dell.
Oops, looks like I forgot to add the sarcasm tag. Sorry 'bout that, Chief. I was trying to make light of his public whining fest.
Instead of dumping RedHat/Fedora, he should switch to RHEL and purchase the support he needs.
I hope you were wearing your biohazard gear after keyboard #1.
If we are lucky, Windows Defender would declare all the crapware/trialware that Dell installs to be "bad" and remove it with extreme prejudice.
When will these asshats figure out that Dreamweaver can not turn you into an instant webmaster any more than Quickbooks can turn you into an instant CPA? /rant
If economics teaches us one thing, it is that the job market is not a zero-sum gain.
Throw the Christians to the lions. Fa la la la, la la la la.
OK, who else has some words to add?
No, no, no!! The name is Malfoy; Draco Malfoy.
The video is about smashing his Wii, not smashing his WiiWii. No BDSM here. :p
So, what would the Chinese equivalents of "Harry Cox" and "Mike Hunt" be?
Soylent Green, anyone?
I've told instructors how they can make it easier on their students (e.g. send the notes to a Word doc, have the handouts duplicated before the semester starts, etc), but laziness sets in and they just figure it's easier to "let the computer guy do it".
I HATE PowerPoint^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the ABUSE of PowerPoint. All it does is feed the egos of people who think that they can substitute "pretty stuff" for substantive content.
Actually, I had to read it twice. Imagine my horror when I first thought it said "mammary extinctions".