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  1. Re:wait wait? (a haiku) on China Crafts Cyberweapons · · Score: -1
    I saw your journal.

    You care about stupid shit.

    You need to get laid.

  2. Re:OH NOES! on China Crafts Cyberweapons · · Score: -1
    jade the common people's perceptions of "our enemies"

    You say this as if you're somehow different from the "common people." This amuses me. You probably go to community college. Your analysis is... lacking(that wasn't too mean, was it?) :)

  3. Re:Probably a cost issue on CG Television Clone Wars Trailer Released · · Score: -1

    Penny Arcade has never, ever been funny. Please don't post their comic strips here.

  4. are you... on Govt. Report Slams FBI's Internal Network Security · · Score: -1
    ...an "extra-chromosome conservative?"

    :)

  5. "uhh" on A Snapshot of the Universe 3 Trillion Years From Now · · Score: -1

    'Uhh,' why are you typing out a speech dysfluency?

  6. Re:It's not C. It's the C only programmer. on Top 10 Dead (or Dying) Computer Skills · · Score: -1
    I can't believe all of your ancestors got laid.

    l o l. And I can't believe you didn't get a +5 funny for that. Suck a dick, slashdot mods.

  7. Re:Stats all the way to the single digits on World Population Becomes More Urban Than Rural · · Score: -1, Troll

    Unlike you, they went to a real university so that they could envision and complete projects like these, with confidence. I do understand, however, how a task like this could seem daunting to someone whose education consisted of a few networking classes at a junior college.

  8. Re:so did he write them for free or didn't he on Update On Free Linux Driver Development · · Score: -1

    lol.

  9. Re:Google already does it... on MS Wants To Identify All Web Surfers · · Score: -1

    I'm getting really tired of seeing dada21's wannabe-libertarian garbage on Slashdot. Take your bullshit somewhere else, or keep it in one of your sleazy blogs.

  10. Re:Bullshit. on MySpace Agrees to Share Sex Offender Data · · Score: -1
    'Unfortunately?' lol. You have no idea how good you have it.

    lol.

  11. Re:Two words: on Texting Teens Generating OMG Phone Bills · · Score: -1
    I'm comparing using force on children with using force on adults. Why is one acceptable, and the other not acceptable?

    Dude, I think you need to scrape up the remainder of your dignity and just bow out of this discussion. No, really, you're done here. lol.

    What's it like- being that stupid? Does it hurt at all? Does it feel like you're stoned all the time?

  12. Re:Two words: on Texting Teens Generating OMG Phone Bills · · Score: -1
    You know, since you seem incapable or unwilling to raise children to society's standards it wouldn't be a huge tragedy if you were to forego procreating. I took a look at the resume on your website and checked out your educational accomplishments, and you seem like a pretty dumb guy. Aren't you a little old to be fucking around in community college? Please, don't selfishly burden society with your poor genetics.

    Anyways, I suggest you look into getting some counseling, to get to the root of why you feel the need to use defenseless children as punching bags. I don't think you're really concerned with "discipline" or anything to do with their well-being. Were you abused by your own parents growing up? Bullied by your peers? Humiliated by girls? Whatever happened in your past, get some professional help. (and, yes, lose some weight.)

  13. MOD PARENT DOWN; PARENT INSULTING MODERATORS on Microsoft Bans Modified Xbox 360s From Xbox Live · · Score: -1

    lol. i love it when slashfags whine about 'moderator abuse.'

  14. Re:Couldn't they just... on Polish Fans Held By Police For Movie Translations · · Score: -1

    You're dumb.

  15. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Microsoft Says Free Software Violates 235 Patents · · Score: -1
    You didn't answer my question.

    Do you like thongs?

  16. Re:Welcome! on Fruit Flies Show Spark of Free Will · · Score: -1

    What do your panties look like?

  17. Re:Generation Gap on Judge Doesn't Know What a Web Site is · · Score: -1

    Ha ha ha, either your offspring's a whore, or you were.

  18. Re:Resumes from Indians end up in the circular fil on US Senators Question Indian Firms Over H-1Bs · · Score: -1
    Why do I care about the "American programmer?" Nobody owes you a job. I'd rather work with an intelligent and industrious foreigner over a boring, sarcastic american nerd any day,.

    But cheer up!, I hear the Home Depot is hiring :)

  19. Re:Does that mean on Judges Rule Google Search by Employer Not Illegal · · Score: -1

    what kind of underwear are you wearing

  20. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Microsoft Says Free Software Violates 235 Patents · · Score: -1

    What kind of panties are you wearing? :)~

  21. Re:Star of Christian Mythology on Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old · · Score: -1
    I came across it while reading various condensed histories of the world on Wikipedia--trying to figure out just how old the Biblically recorded world is

    Shouldn't you be looking for a job, instead?

  22. Your sig on Bill Bans NSA Eavesdropping · · Score: -1
    If you hamper the war effort of one side, you automatically help out that of the other.

    So?

  23. Re:Logical on For Democrats, Florida Primary May Not Count · · Score: -1
    Slashdot has a liberal bias; we don't want you here. Simple as that.

    Oh, and about your sig- boo fucking hoo. :)

  24. Re:Human efforts? on Shredded Secret Police Files Being Reassembled · · Score: -1

    lol

  25. Re:From 'The Usual Suspects' on The Myth of the Superhacker · · Score: -1
    The problem is on your end. If you don't like it, you need to correct your thinking. Until then, I'm just glad that people abuse the moderation system to silence morons.

    :)