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  1. damn... on Violent Games 'Almost' As Dangerous as Smoking · · Score: -1
    * Death rate is 2-3 times higher than non-smokers

    What the heck does that even mean? People who smoke die 2-3 times more often? Is this like one of your replies a dying more than once type deal? What the heck?

    No wonder you didn't graduate college.

  2. Re:Uhhhhh on How to Deal With Stolen Code? · · Score: -1
    Frankly, I'm glad you don't work for us.

    You're probably a supervisor at a Best Buy in some shitty flyover state. I'm glad I don't work for you either. You should have gone to college.

  3. Re:Hide Felonies? on Flawed Online Dating Bill Being Pushed in New Jersey · · Score: -1

    stfu, little eichmann.

  4. Re:Fancy defining "calories" for me? on The Obesity Epidemic — Is Medicine Scientific? · · Score: -1

    You fucking moron (snicker)

  5. Re:I completely disagree on AT&T Calls Telecommuters Back To the Cubicle · · Score: -1

    You fucking moron (snicker)

  6. judai$m on Solid State Drives - Fast, Rugged, and Expensive · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I like to write it as 'i$rael' instead of 'israel'

    lol

    "The United Jew$ of I$rael" lol lol

    Also I say 'neoconservative'(neocon$ervative lol) whenever I want to complain about the hook-no$ed ba$tards in more polite company. They just think im another liberal and have no idea im specifically talking about jew$

    lol i$rael lolol ^_^

    Amerikkka!!1~

  7. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN on Russian Hacker Gang Vanishes Again · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    i think there's a difference...

    That's because you still haven't gotten your associate's degree. Come on, it's been almost five years, and your age peers are secretly laughing at you for being a junior-college fuckup. You can't move out of mom's basement working 20 hours a week at Best Buy. Don't you think there's more to life than world of warcraft and pissing in mountain dew bottles?

  8. lol on OpenDocument Foundation Closes · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    i like spelling it 'i$rael' instead of 'israel.'

    'the jew$ of i$rael' lol lol

    Amerikkka!!!1

  9. I have no sympathy for you. on Robot-Run Warehouse Speeds Deliveries · · Score: -1

    You should have gone to a better college.

  10. Re:how much are companies losing? on Congress Pressures DoJ With PIRATE Part II · · Score: -1
    The world economy IS severally affected by all the illegal sharing.

    I know. But, I like getting things for free, so...

    sorry!

    :)

  11. Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels. on Causes of Death Linked To Weight · · Score: -1

    Not all of us who take care of our bodies are trying to live to '100.' If I was, I would never smoke, drink, do drugs, or have casual sex with multiple women. The reason I'm not a fat, gluttonous piece of shit like you is precisely so I can have fun(real fun ^_^) before I die. But your way is ok too. More pussy for me :D

  12. Re:Important thing to note, Nintendo AMERICA on Censoring Maniac Mansion for the NES · · Score: -1

    So?

  13. Be honest... on Hans Reiser Interview on ABC's 20/20 · · Score: -1

    How many times were you molested?

  14. Re:Surprised at what you might find on Database Finds Fugitive After 35 Years · · Score: -1
    Oh shut up you chickenshit AC douchebag. Your comment was about as funny as a Garfield strip.

    Fuck off, little Eichmann.

  15. *slow clap* on Over-50s Invade the Social Networking Scene · · Score: -1
    Hear, hear.

    Baby Boomers really know how to stay past their welcome, that's for sure. But I think we're about to be treated to a glorious baby-boomer cancer epidemic brought on by their own selfish goal to outlive their children. ^_^

  16. Re:And yet, one truth escapes the analysis on Patterns in Lottery Numbers · · Score: -1
    My dad's old boss went to visit his sponsored child for his vacation once. Turned out the kid had been dead for years. Someone kept collecting the money, though, and wrote letters.

    lol

  17. go fuck yourself on Technology as Tattletale · · Score: -1

    Here's your link asshole.

  18. Re:Waaaiiit a minute... on Note To Criminals — Don't Call Tech Support · · Score: -1

    'Once every other week' sounds like a regular user to me, drama queen.

  19. Re:Glock on Famous Criminal Opines that Technology Breeds Crime · · Score: -1
    blah blah blah greater stopping power blah blah 9mm blah blah blah blah higher muzzle velocity blah blah...

    Nobody cares you dickless loser.

  20. grandparent should be modded flamebait on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: -1

    The grandparent should be modded flamebait. He didn't have anything to say, he just cut-and-pasted the '3 Laws' and put in a wikipedia link. He's using this incident as an excuse to blatantly karma-whore, and im surprised these idiots are falling for it.

  21. Re:I blame George W. Bush on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: -1

    Fuck you, asshole.

  22. cry all you want, freeloader. on Inside Comcast's Surveillance Policies · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Is this an attempt to improve Comcat's poor reputation among /.'ers? They still haven't changed thier undocumented policies related to bandwidth limitations on "unlimited bandwidth" accounts.

    Irrelevant. The only people who care are the ones using bittorrent for piracy. Or do you know someone who downloads 40 gigabytes worth of linux distros each month :)

    Go fuck yourself.

  23. Scentcone... on Bill Gates Denied Visa To Nigeria · · Score: -1
    Ahh, yes. A bigot and someone who gets off on killing animals for sport. You are truly a redneck piece of shit.

    I thought I told you I never wanted to see your bullshit on slashdot again?

  24. Re:No, you are just a traitor... on Google's Ban of an Anti-MoveOn.org Ad · · Score: -1
    So take your oil money, and shove it your ass. Traitor. Go ahead and cheer on Google for their censorship, and I'll cheer George Bush when your traitor ass is sent off to Gitmo.

    And I'll cheer God when you get cancer. :)

    I'm not being cute. I really, really hope you get cancer.

  25. Re:Not the first time on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: -1

    Dealing with spam is your job, idiot. Get some fucking perspective.