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  1. Such a snotty subject line. on Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life · · Score: -1
    "No, sorry"

    You say it with such authority, but does the opinion of some random, anonymous slashloser weigh against the statement of a molecular biologist? No, sorry. I'll take the harvard guy over the college dropout who reads wikipedia all day ^_^

  2. Slashdot Users... on How Networks Interact — Peering and Transit Explained · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ahh... Slashdot- because people care what kommunity kollege kidz think ;)

  3. Re:Ummm .. Vote? on How Can Nerds Make a Difference In November? · · Score: -1
    blah blah blah... you are a fucking blowhard. I stopped reading at " I am not one of them," but I'm sure the rest of your five-paragraph essay was totally interesting and insightful and not-at-all indicative of a dumbass banging away at his keyboard.

    Seriously, just vote for obama and save the hippy crap for your blog. Thank you ^_^

  4. Re:Quit your whining... on Comcast To Cap Data Transfers At 250 GB In October · · Score: -1
    Is this more of that tall poppy syndrome I keep hearing about?

    lol

    New Zealand - "The hicks of the South Seas".

  5. Re:It's not "file sharing" on Nonprofit Group Sends Filesharing Propaganda To Students · · Score: -1
    To the copyright holders and content creators who feel like their rights are being violated, I offer your very own slashdot signature as advice:

    Life is hard and the world is cruel. Always has been, always will be.

    lol.

  6. Re:But they're beautiful! on Telecom Rollouts Raise Ire Over Utility Boxes · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Unfortunately, most of us aren't "blessed" with some autistic-spectrum disorder like you...

    Don't you have a phone book to memorize or something?

  7. A list of ArcherB's comments in this thread: on House Dems Turn Out the Lights On the GOP · · Score: -1
    Re:It's called speculation... Saturday August 02, @10:14AM 1 Re:Cancel vacation to pass more laws? Friday August 01, @11:24PM 1 1 Re:It's called speculation... Friday August 01, @10:00PM 1 1 Re:Knock the shit off Friday August 01, @09:52PM 1 Re:Cancel vacation to pass more laws? Friday August 01, @09:46PM 3 1 Re:Cancel vacation to pass more laws? Friday August 01, @05:04PM 1 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @04:26PM 2 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @04:21PM 1 Re:Cancel vacation to pass more laws? Friday August 01, @04:20PM 1 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @04:17PM 1 1 Re:Well, they could just *stay* in DC all the time Friday August 01, @03:45PM 1 Re:Cancel vacation to pass more laws? Friday August 01, @03:44PM 1 2, Funny Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @03:42PM 1 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @03:39PM 1 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @03:36PM 2 1 Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @03:29PM 1 Re:It's called speculation... Friday August 01, @03:10PM 7 5, Insightful Re:Wow, that's mature Friday August 01, @03:08PM 4 -1, Troll

    Wow, you are a loser.

  8. What's so good about "geek cred?" on NASA Will Man Destruct Switch Just In Case · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Most of you guys are junior-college losers who work slave-wage jobs. The fact that you even have time to complain about(or even care about!) some commenting feature on some stupid website tells me that you will never bring anything useful or interesting to the table, and your social and intellectual betters can(and will, as always) safely ignore you. The world will go on as it always has, with or without your "geek cred." Next time you ever feel like posting here, AC, please just get a blog.

    :)

  9. Re:The Maturity of Our Grandparents on Disillusioned With IT? · · Score: -1

    I read through some of your posting history and have to ask, do you proofread your posts by imagining that Patrick Stewart or Anthony Hopkins are reading them out loud? Or do you just read a lot of fantasy novels? I see a lot of awkward passive voice, commas everywhere, and lots of "blah blah servile this" and "blah blah enslave the minds of that" and so on. Are you trying to look erudite by modeling your posts after some dialog between enchanted forest elves?

  10. Re:Slashdot on a military roll on Smithsonian Gets Military UAVs · · Score: -1

    Come back after you've made it out of junior college, and maybe I'll care about your opinions.

  11. Re:Not just environmental, but also political... on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 70,000 Years Ago · · Score: -1
    Before you spout off like that get your facts straight. We happen to have a Prius, which if you drive it nicely gets about 50MPG, not the "advertised" 70 or whatever. We also have a Ford 250 V8 truck, slightly smaller the the 350. It gets about 22MPG on the highway and roughly 18MPG in the city. Even when we pull a heavy horse trailer with 2 horses loaded, we still get 13-14MPG

    Fuck you, earth raper.

  12. Re:Prejudice? on Counterfeit DFI Motherboards Surface In Indonesia · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Hmm... quotes the dictionary to make a rhetorical point... check.

    Uses the phrase "politically correct"... check.

    Vile signature... check.

    Yep, I definitely hope you get cancer.

  13. Re:Actually, it has been thought of and tried alot on Laser Triggers Electrical Activity In Thunderstorm · · Score: -1
    We actualy get a lot of fried texans and Californians each year (caused by an inability to understand that when you are above tree-line, you are the most electrically conductive item there).

    I mourn the Californians but not the Texans. Also, your sig is really stupid.

  14. Re:I Believe... on 12 Florida Schools Pass Anti-Evolution Resolutions · · Score: -1
    *snrrrk* XD

    precious.

  15. Re:No more Seagate if they produce useless crap on New Seagate Drives Have Real Difficulties With Linux · · Score: -1

    Not everyone who disagrees with you is a shill. Linux just plain sucks, sorry :(

  16. Re:Oh yeah, that really enhances my "experience" on Study Finds Film Enjoyment Is Contagious · · Score: -1

    "Constantly pestered by cells ringing or beeping?" Really? I've been going to the movies regularly for years and I have yet to experience this. Have you not been in a movie theater since the early nineties or something? Cell phones vibrate now, you know. They're also a lot smaller, and you can even take pictures with them! Oh, where are you getting this notion that getting pelted with popcorn is a typical theater experience? TV? Or do you live in some morlock-infested ghetto(guess you should have finished college)? Either way, you come off as a third-rate 'comedian' complaining about airline food. Get some sun.

  17. Re:I'd want a test for exactly that reason. on Gene Found to Explain Repeated Mistakes · · Score: -1
    b. you're OK with humans evolving to be stupid creatures that blah blah modern medicine for blah blah blah collapse of our population if blah blah stupidity blah blah blah

    Sorry, but you sound like a high schooler who's read Nietzsche for the first time. I picture you as a mallrat, a fat kid with black fingernails and a Marilyn Manson t-shirt, always complaining about "stupid people," how they "keep breeding," and "blah blah clean up the gene pool blah blah people suck blah blah i hate my dad." I realize you probably don't really look like that but you're definitely at that goth-kid level of sophistication.

  18. Re:shut er down! on US Military 'Hacked' by Emails · · Score: 0, Funny
    LANL is just trying to save money by hiring foreigners over quallified natives that demand better pay.

    Awwwww... someone's bitter about being laid off. Poor baby. I hear The Home Depot is hiring :)

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

  19. Re:Todays lesson: spotting bullshit. on The Register Exposes More Wikipedia Abuse · · Score: -1
    If your "bullshit radar" was worth anything, you wouldn't even use wikipedia, let alone post astroturf comments to web forums.

    Fuck off, shill.

  20. Re:Congress? on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: -1

    Spoken like someone who has never eaten at a nicer restaurant than Denny's. Which I'd expect from anyone who reasons with analogies. :)

  21. Slashdot users... on Samsung to Produce Faster Graphics Memory · · Score: -1
    Ahh, Slashdot users... when you take 6 units at a junior college and work 20 hours a week at Best Buy, what *aren't* you qualified to talk about?

    ^_^

  22. Re:I wouldn't watch the shit even if I were paid on MTV Takes on P2P by Making South Park Free · · Score: -1
    You said 'sheeple'

    You're stupid.

    ^_^

  23. Re:Post is pretty much right. on Texas Science Director Forced To Resign Over ID Statements · · Score: -1

    lol

  24. Re:I would not play on On the Moral Consequences of Gaming · · Score: -1
    My examples merely illustrate the-

    Shut up.

    Games are played by real people, and by

    I said shut the fuck up.

    Bitch.

  25. Re:Politics + Games = ? on Area 51's Lead Designer Admits Project Was 'F'd Up' · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're a reprehensible piece of shit for supporting the Iraq war. Fuck off, babykiller.