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  1. asshole on Safest Seat on a Plane, Or How to Survive a Crash · · Score: -1
    I just went through the cross-country driving exercise last week. Seattle -> Baltimore driving anRV took 4 days of driving 12 hours per day, about 48 hours all told, the RV gets

    Fuck you, Earth-raper.

    Fuck you.

  2. Re:Oh well on Safest Seat on a Plane, Or How to Survive a Crash · · Score: -1

    In first class, you don't have to sit with scumbags.

  3. Re:why not prosecute? on Former Spammer Reveals Secrets in New Book · · Score: -1

    Your post reeks of jealousy. Mr. Spammer makes something for nothing, while you have to wake up in the morning and go to some crud customer service job for $9 an hour. Ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha. The world laughs at you, Mr. Skinfaxi.

  4. Solving the drug problem by legalizing drugs. on Bill Gates Should Buy Your Buffer Overruns · · Score: -1

    There, fixed.

  5. Re:It's not exactly mysterious. on Mitochondria and the Prevention of Death · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck off you redneck piece of shit. Murdering animals for sport is reprehensible. I don't want to see your bullshit on slashdot anymore.

  6. dada21 on Patents Don't Pay · · Score: -1

    I'm getting really tired of seeing your sleazy, glibertarian bullshit on slashdot. Time to take self-help seminars somewhere else, asshole.

  7. Re:Lake Michigan on Indiana Allows BP To Pollute Lake Michigan · · Score: -1

    You should have gone to college, dipshit.

  8. Incorrect. on Japan Bans Use of Web Sites in Elections · · Score: -1

    The military is where people with bad grades go to pay for being dipshits.

  9. hi. on Latest Revelations on the FBI's Data Mining of America · · Score: -1

    I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of what you just posted. Sorry :/

  10. Slashdot users... on The History of Videogame Genres · · Score: -1

    I would never socialize with a Slashdot user. Sorry guys :(

  11. Sour Grapes on The Psychology of Facebook Examined · · Score: -1
    Spoken like someone who spends his friday nights in his mommy's basement, filling his dirty socks with cum.

    In all seriousness, though, the only people I've seen complaining so adamantly about social networking sites are people with very few friends and dismal social lives. I totally understand if you don't want to set up a web page just to announce to the world you haven't made any friends since high school. You might not want your peers to know that you dropped out of community college and your mom is making your work at best buy 20 hours a week. But when you rant about the "self-involved, narcissistic, attention-whores" on myspace, all it does is tell me unflattering things about you.

  12. Re:And then Boom! on Open Source Linux Phone Goes On Sale · · Score: -1
    Beauty isn't just skin deep.

    That's just something ugly people say to feel better about themselves.

  13. hey. rosco: on NH Signs Bill That Rejects Federal Real ID · · Score: -1
  14. Cue... on Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns · · Score: -1
    ..."OMG CIVIL LIBERTIZ0RZ OMG!!!1!1~" from the uninformed slashdork lawyer brigade.

    LOL EFF ROXORS LOL MOD ME UP!!!1eleven

  15. This is you: on Arrest Under New NY Anti-Piracy Law · · Score: -1, Troll
    "b-b-b-b-b-but Clinton!"

    Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are? I hope your ip address is permanently banned from slashdot so you can't spew your filth here anymore.

  16. Attn. Muslims: on Man Finally Makes the Weed-Removing Robot · · Score: -1, Troll
    On this fourth of July, perhaps forego your usual daily prayers to allah, and pray to our God- the God of America, the God who gave us Christ- today, at least five times. This is a great time to ask Him for forgiveness for the great evil your people are doing in the name of Islam. It's a great time to thank Him for sacrificing His only son, so that we may live in eternal life. It's a great time to show your appreciation for our country, by asking God to bless us, and Israel- to keep us safe, to keep us steadfast as we work to bring the light of Christ to the lands besotten by the evil moon god, and his pedophile prophet Muhammed.

    Jesus loves the lost people of islam.

    Allah had no son.

    Islam is evil; Christ is lord.

  17. Re:this just seems like a bad idea on New Drug Helps to Dampen Bad Memories · · Score: -1
    it's important to remember the bad times, so you don't end up there again. something about those who can't remember history repeating it.....

    Sounds like a load of pious bullshit to me. You really should be embarrassed by what you just wrote.

  18. Re:wahhh. on Allofmp3 Shut Down, Again · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I know you think you're being funny, but while those "RIAA butt-buddies" are driving around in BMW's they didn't earn, you're still a nobody with a crud customer-service job who will probably never make it out of community college. The trials and tribulations of the music industry won't change the fact that you'll have to marry the first woman you have sex with, because you got her pregnant and couldn't negotiate an abortion.

  19. Re:The punchline on What Happened Before the Big Bang? · · Score: -1

    go feed yourself to a lion, christfag.

  20. Re:Creative Commons is not Open Source. on Cart Locking System Released as Open Source · · Score: -1

    Might as well be, for all their (ir)relevance...

  21. Re:insults? on Galapagos Islands Environment "In Danger" · · Score: -1
    Your mom farted in my mouth last night. Then she let me stick my whole fist in her cunt. It was amazing.

    When youre at the junior college or working at best buy, and your mom and I have the house to ourselves, we go down to the basement and "do it" in your racecar bed.

  22. Re:Wow. on RIAA Wants Agreements to Stay Secret · · Score: 2, Funny
    hmmm... more like:

    Like most of your fellow Americans, you work more hours than you should, have no health insurance, are overweight, and never get laid. In your free time you post essays about the threats of "Islamofascism" to Freerepublic.com from your basement.

  23. Re:Wow. on Integrated HIV Successfully Cut Out of Human Genome · · Score: -1
    Maybe if you had a modicum of self control and weren't letting every queer fuck you in the ass without a condom...

    Oh, and nice name too, "fudgefactor." lol. Now if you'll excuse me, it's friday night and I'm going to jack off to my Philadelphia dvd.

    lol.

  24. Re:No correction needed on Music Industry Attacks Free Prince CD · · Score: -1
    You should check the wikipedia article on Kohlberg's stages of moral development. I took the liberty of finding your spot on the list and estimate you're somewhere between stage one and stage two. Just thought I'd give you a helpful nudge.

    Best of luck in all your future endeavors sir!

  25. Re:facebook is for children on Facebook Apps Facing Delays and Uncertainties · · Score: -1
    lol.

    Social networking is only 'outdated' to someone without a social life :)

    Cry all you want, community-college dipshit.