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  1. Now all we need on New Robot Glides Through Intestines · · Score: 1

    is a machine that can shrink people to pilot this machine.

  2. Re:His own fault... on Alan Cox's Exploding Laptop · · Score: 1

    "Oh, a sarcasm detector a REAL usefull invention" *detector explodes*

  3. Re:Very cool hobby... on Space On a Shoestring · · Score: 1

    Imagine millions of hobbyists lauching their balloons into the sky wreaking havok everywhere.

  4. Re:WTF is an "indie kid?" on Analog Revival Means Vinyl Will Outlive CD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indie used to be independant record labels, now it means you wear tight jeans, vintage clotes and have a mod haircut, whilst listening to sh*t like the jam, arctic monkeys, razorlite, the rakes, the paddingtons, the kooks and a variety of other sh*t.

  5. first thing on Microsoft Launches the Zune · · Score: 1

    write a program that can send itself from zune to zune, imagine the chaos, oh make sure it can check the color of the zune casing so it doesn't effect turd brown zunes and then everyone has to be as uncool as each other. Also I predict the new word for fecal matter will be zune, i.e. "I left a massive zune in the toilet"

  6. Not true on Why Johnny Can't Code · · Score: 1

    I'm 17 and I know a whole host of programming languages.

  7. Re:Valuable metals? on Closer to Deducing the Origin of the Moon · · Score: 1

    No but there are plenty of whalers there, looking for whales, "but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing this whaling tune."

  8. Re:Linus is it you? on The Thalamus - The Kernel in Your Mind · · Score: 1

    oh yeah, I forgot Linus Torvalds invented the kernel. Idiot.

  9. Snakes? on Are Liquid Explosives on a Plane Feasible? · · Score: 1

    I'm more worried about snakes on a plane

  10. Thats why I am moving away from the UK on Children Arrested, DNA Tested for Playing in a Tree? · · Score: 1

    Bearing in mind I am only 17 I was arrested for criminal damage for punching a phonebox because it took £1 off me, I punched it once the police pulled up, slapped the cuffs on me too tight, when I asked them to loosen them they wouldn't and I had marks on my wrists for the next few days, then they put me in a cell just in my socks, shorts and tshirt (took my hoodie and shoes off me) and made me stay there overnight totaling 12 hours and never answered the call button and gave me an £80 fine, I wish I had have "resisted arrest" now it would have made the fine seem more worth while. Now I am glad I am moving to holland for university next year, holland is a lot better than England and the USA for a number of reasons.

  11. Re:World of good on Can Linux Dominate Smartphone OS? · · Score: 1

    I know linux isn't the interface, what I should have said was when they see that they've been using linux on their phone they will realise that linux isn't as hard to use as most people think it is, and what isn't open source? where did I mention open source in my comment?

  12. World of good on Can Linux Dominate Smartphone OS? · · Score: 1

    This is the first step for linux getting the major foothold it needs in the market, when people find out the interface they're using is linux, they might not consider linux to be the hard to use peice of shit they thought it was. I know a lot of people who think that all distros of linux are CLI only, which is rather worrying until I re-educate with the back of my hand.

  13. Dongles on Nintendo's Next-Gen Arsenal · · Score: 2, Funny

    They plan to revolutionise the gaming market with the wiimote and to a lesser extent the wiiblowupdoll and with the online gaming capability users will be able to upload their stamina on the blow up doll and compare their scores with each other.

  14. Save the children on House Passes Ban on Social Site Access · · Score: 1

    At least the kids will be safe from child molesters when they're at school and in the library because they can't go on myspace... ...oh wait. Also wouldn't the world be a better place without myspace anyway. I can remember a time before myspace became popular when people used to go on this thing that was better than myspace, it was called "outside", but child molesters used to use "outside" to have sex with children so parents thought it would be better if they're kids stayed on the internet all day.

  15. Hardcore Punk Band on Ballmer Speaks on His Solo Act · · Score: 1

    I want steve to join me in some angry punk band called "The Developers" we'd have some classics like "developers" and "advertisers" have you seen how emotional he gets about those subjects, and how angry he looks after he's shouting developers, and how he gets the crowd going? I'd hope his dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVlEmYZjw0 would catch on

  16. Change the script on Adware Spreads Through Myspace · · Score: 1

    Simply change the script and don't we have another myspace "worm".

  17. Sack of shit on U.S. to Gain Access to EU Retained Data · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've lost all faith in everyone, I can't wait until somebody invents teleporters and then they can beam me out of my house as soon as they think I might try and do something illegal.