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Children Arrested, DNA Tested for Playing in a Tree?

skelator2821 wrote in with another account of a police action gone way overboard. From the article: "To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material. But the afternoon adventure turned into a frightening ordeal for Sam Cannon, Amy Higgins and Katy Smith after they climbed into the 20ft tree - then found themselves hauled into a police station and locked into cells for up to two hours." skelator2821's basic question in all of this: "What is this World coming to? Do you think they went to far?" Well? Do you?

957 comments

  1. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    and Yes

    1. Re:FP by buswolley · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Its funny. The most popular tag for this article is: Yes. Hmm.--the same thing that the parent wrote in his post.

      While it isn't a brilliant post, how can it be both off-topic and the number one tag?

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    2. Re:FP by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Funny
      FOX News: "This just in. Young terrorists plan tree attack. Country placed on orange alert. CIA notes Osama Bin Laden likes to eat cherries. Coincidence? We think not! We turn now to commentary by Ann Coulter."

      Coulter: "I'm sure the mothers of these brats are only trying to cash in on the publicity generated when these terrorists-in-training assassinate god-fearing citizens from their lofty perch using liberal weapons of mass destruction."

      FOX: "Such as?"

      Coulter: "Lethal b-b guns. Poison darts."

      FOX: "And what about Bin Laden?"

      Coulter: "Hates American trees. Wants to crash planes into them all."

      > FOX: "What would you do to protect us?"

      Coulter: "Cut down all the trees. Keep the terrorists out of them. Castrate all liberals."

      FOX: "God bless America."

      Coulter: "It's all Clinton's fault. Oh, and buy all my books."

      FOX: "Did you really have your Adam's Apple surgically removed so you could pass as female?"

      Coulter: withering sneer.

    3. Re:FP by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Oh for a fistfull of mod points.

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    4. Re:FP by pl1ght · · Score: 0, Troll

      Umm...This was in the UK??? So why does this post get a funny? he obviously didnt even RTFA

    5. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That IS how it would be reactedto by anne coulter in the US though, well if she was told to react against it that is.

    6. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to RTFA to be funny now?

    7. Re:FP by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1
      "Its funny. The most popular tag for this article is: Yes. Hmm.--the same thing that the parent wrote in his post."
      "Yes" or "no" are not valid or intelligent tags.
    8. Re:FP by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Won't somebody PLEASE think of the childre...er..

      But, this is part of the war on terroris....er...

      Hmm...now, it becomes clear, the children are the terrorists!!!

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    9. Re:FP by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Possible future Whitney Houston song lyrics?

      I believe that children are our future (terrorists).

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    10. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a freak of nature.

    11. Re:FP by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Nuh Uh. You're the terrorist. You brought up Whitney. What did we ever do to you? We didn't climb in your cherry tree. Why you gotta hurt us like this?

    12. Re:FP by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      I am assuming that you meant this jokingly, but there is a legal concept of "attractive nuisance". Not sure if it exists in the UK.

    13. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Neocon answer:

      blame the damn liberals. Suggesting PC and villages are popular distractions, perhaps they'll forget a badly run war, inflation, gas prices and ballooning deficits, and allow us to get to the real issues: making more money at the common American's expense.

    14. Re:FP by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1

      Silly, Republicans would applaud any move to destroy trees. ;)

    15. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ok. I am sure you have a fist full of something else.

    16. Re:FP by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "Hmm...now, it becomes clear, the children are the terrorists!!!"

      I take it you've never been in a house full of two, three, and four-year-olds...

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    17. Re:FP by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I've asked many different liberals who have made the claim that Ann Coulter is a post-op tranny this same question many times, but so far none of them have answered. Maybe you will, maybe you won't, but I'll ask anyway:

      I thought libs were supposed to be tolerant of transgendered people. So if it's true that Coulter was once a man (something I seriously doubt), why would you make a big deal about it? Isn't it wrong to criticize other people's choices?

      Of course, you're willing to engage in ad hominem attacks and libel, proving that civility is a foreign concept to you. So I assume logic and reason are, as well.

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    18. Re:FP by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      I hope we can all reply to this once we're done with bigger tasks like figuring out how to stop ballooning deficits, inflation (and decline of the value of the American dollar), paid-off representatives, bombing and burning of unarmed children, civil war in Iraq, depleted uranium poisoning of our own troops, and of course, the menace of Windows.

      Oh, and before travelling by air, don't forget to pour all your liquids together in the barrel provided at the airport, because we have to stop terrorists from mixing liquids together because that's bad and could blow up. Except in the barrel. Mission Accomplished!

      I personally try to be at least as civil as any Fox news commentator, and even as good as Bill O'Reilly. How can one ask for more than that?

  2. Only if.. by Mr0bvious · · Score: 4, Funny

    They only went too far, if the tree was less than 20ft..

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  3. treehouse of love by Polybius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where else is he gonna make out with 2 chicks when his Mom is home?

    1. Re:treehouse of love by Frogbert · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two Chicks at the same time? You'd need a million dollars to hook that up. Chicks dig a dude with money.

    2. Re:treehouse of love by Sgt.+Joe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, I've been drinking, but I'm not an asshole. Sorry for the typos.

    3. Re:treehouse of love by n3v · · Score: 1

      In some countries that's legal!

    4. Re:treehouse of love by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Two Chicks at the same time? You'd need a million dollars to hook that up. Chicks dig a dude with money.

      Bastard, you beat me to it. *fumes*

    5. Re:treehouse of love by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      Two Chicks at the same time? You'd need a million dollars to hook that up. Chicks dig a dude with money.

      Well a dude like you anyway.

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    6. Re:treehouse of love by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      What, cracking a joke of questionable taste? Sorry, we don't live under Nazi-land rules here.

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    7. Re:treehouse of love by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      AFF

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    8. Re:treehouse of love by after+fallout · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the reference or just take it too far?

    9. Re:treehouse of love by DeathFlame · · Score: 1

      Nope, now I believe you missed it.

    10. Re:treehouse of love by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe what he was going for was:

      Lawerence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
      Peter: Well, not all chicks.
      Lawerence: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.
      Peter: Good point.

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    11. Re:treehouse of love by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Nope, all you need is 2 x $150 and you'll gat a happy hour with your local crack whores.

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    12. Re:treehouse of love by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      What a wanker. You sir are total waste of meatspace. They are 12. If you wern't trying to make out with girls at 12 you are a total loser. Or gay. Nothing wrong with that, but then you should have been trying to make out with boys. Either way, at 12 for most boys the idea of making out with two girls should have had him staining his sheets in the morning. "For fucks sake mum, knock before you come in! I'm not a little boy anymore."

  4. Thankfully, I live in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We shoot our children down from the trees.

    1. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realise that tree house building is the first step to setting up a terrorist raining camp. So in Australia, another coalition against terror country, they would just saw down the tree...

    2. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by fbjon · · Score: 3, Funny

      So what do they do, suicide thunderstorms?

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    3. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by gid13 · · Score: 1

      On a more serious anti-current-USA note, this quote is from the article and is used to justify detaining the children: "in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour". Seriously, what the fuck? So if my neighbours happen to stay inside all the time, that makes it okay to threaten my kids with jail for breaking a few branches? Damn.

    4. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by digitrev · · Score: 1

      By anti-social, I believe they mean not socially acceptable. As in an area where hooligans and trouble makers abound. Perhaps.

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    5. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti-social does not describe being a loner or recluse; it it a psychology term describing behavior that is destructive. In this case, the usage probably pertains to vandalism, theft, et. al.

    6. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by wesborgmandvm · · Score: 1

      Unless you live on the west coast then you sue the property owner for creating an "attractive nuisance":

    7. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Three kids hanging out in a tree is very social, it is the nosy neighbor peering out the window and calling the cops who is being antisocial in the literal sense of the word.

      This is one of those areas where someone in the UK (cops, politicians) have stolen a word and reversed its meaning. I find that orwellian misuse of the English language to be almost as troublesome as the fact that cops would arrest kids for being kids.

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    8. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by JesseL · · Score: 1

      So why aren't they saying "criminal behavior"? I find this increasing use of "anti-social" to describe undesireable acts disturbing. In my view it makes criminal acts sound more trivial and at the same time covers such small thing as sticking your tongue out at someone or as vague as "being weird".

      I see the use of the "anti-social" label as a tool of creeping conformism and eventual totalitarianism.

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    9. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      I see the use of the "anti-social" label as a tool of creeping conformism and eventual totalitarianism.
      I've made the same observation. It's the first step towards thought control, and consequently effective brainwashing to control behavior.

      If that sounds ok to anyone in the name of 'the public good', I have to wonder what they really consider 'the public good'.
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    10. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by laughing+rabbit · · Score: 1

      It is why we wear pith helmets in the forest!

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    11. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by j4k3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey they could have been trying to commit suicide you never know. Just shoot them so them so they don't hurt themselves, remember folks the government will take care of it.

    12. Re:Thankfully, I live in the USA by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      My friend was once knocked out of a tree when he was young by his father's well-aimed shoe. That learned him not to talk about his grandma...

      Better a shoe than jail, I suppose.

  5. Welcome to the new police state. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That should teach you to mess with a tree.

    1. Re:Welcome to the new police state. by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have a picture of the tree.

      If it still has braches on, the police officer's statment is invalid and the kids have better ground to stand on.

      This world is sick, we're just learning by how much.
      Everyone, please lean to your right and kick your neighbor.

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    2. Re:Welcome to the new police state. by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      On /. leaning to the right is definately not encouraged.

    3. Re:Welcome to the new police state. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      On /. leaning to the right is definitely not encouraged.

      I guess that's from the point of view from behind the screen looking out, not from the front of the screen looking in.

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  6. Do I think they went to far? by AEton · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure. I, myself, have never been to far.

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    1. Re:Do I think they went to far? by jpardey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Me neither. Far's a long way. Sure, I could take a bus, but on the Greyhound site it said it would be about $200! Maybe that includes accomidation for the night or something. But why go to Far when the main tourist attraction is some stupid Saturday farmer's market? Count me out.

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    2. Re:Do I think they went to far? by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe the cops thought the song was,

        "Two young snipers in a tree,
          K-I-L-L-I-N-G..."

      I mean, it's a common mistake.

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    3. Re:Do I think they went to far? by rjhubs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?

    4. Re:Do I think they went to far? by mingot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because civil rights things like this get people more worked up and generate a helluva lot more page hits then "news for nerds". BUT, it also falls into the "stuff that matters" category. (just to show that I am not completely cynical, although it's hard not to be around here.

    5. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't get the response, the question should have been: "Do you think they went too far?"

    6. Re:Do I think they went to far? by generic-man · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Frankly, I'd appreciate if they put the scaremongering political activism in the politics section, so my preferences not to see such crap would be honored.

      (Not that I support oppressive police action, but getting political news from Slashdot is like getting workout advice from McDonald's.)

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    7. Re:Do I think they went to far? by andrewman327 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. If I wanted "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!" scaremongering, I would read The Nation.

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    8. Re:Do I think they went to far? by g1zmo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It might be cheaper to fly directly into it

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    9. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this story might be something untill I realized it was from ENGLAND. Who gives a rip...

    10. Re:Do I think they went to far? by buswolley · · Score: 0
      The article said: far.

      It did not say: Far.

      If far was a place then it would be capitalized.

      Either the article omitted a 'the' or forgot an 'o' in too.

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    11. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If far was a place then it would be capitalized.
      Either the article omitted a 'the' or forgot an 'o' in too.

      Actually it was the post which parent was responding to that forgot the 'o' in too ... so it was a grammar nazi joke.

    12. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did a flesh eating virus destroy your sense of humor?

    13. Re:Do I think they went to far? by brian0918 · · Score: 0

      "i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered?"

      I'd prefer another news story to the usual questions posted on Ask Slashdot, such as "Where can I get a really cool box?!"

    14. Re:Do I think they went to far? by brucifer · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points to mod your comment up. It must be a slow news day for slashdot.

    15. Re:Do I think they went to far? by kfg · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure. I, myself, have never been to far.

      Well if you ever have a mind to visit it can be found right here, right next to the sewage lagoon:

      http://www.google.com/maphp?hl=en&tab=wl&q=

      Ahhhhhhhh, how well I remember the carefree days of my youth, idling on the shores. Highly recommended for holiday.

      KFG

    16. Re:Do I think they went to far? by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?

      Good question! You might submit it to askslashdot for some fine answers.

    17. Re:Do I think they went to far? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Um, to me I think that scarring the kids was accomplished here; This matters?

    18. Re:Do I think they went to far? by VON-MAN · · Score: 1

      You got me wondering for a moment there: "Is he just very ironic?". But maybe, you really don't want to know about big brother.
      It would be funny, if it weren't so sad...

    19. Re:Do I think they went to far? by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?

      Seriously: agenda-pushing "stories", hyperbolic summaries, rhetorical questions? What is this, BoingBoing?

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    20. Re:Do I think they went to far? by rodgster · · Score: 1

      rjhubs spouted, "I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories, i know this isn't a new thing, but aren't there real questions to be answered? Why couldn't this story just be a normal news submission?"

      If one of the kids had been yours, I don't think you'd ask that question. Matter of fact, just ask a parent who cares about their children what they think of this story.

      I don't care if the kids chopped the d@mn tree down. Their actions do Not warrant the response.

      Oh and think of /. sort of like a newspaper. Just because there is a story on the page doesn't mean you Have To Read It. Or Comment.

      Personally (if it had occurred in the US) I think the officers involved should be prosecuted for abuse under the color of authority.

      http://www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/civilrights/color.htm

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    21. Re:Do I think they went to far? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...or forgot to capitalize the "F" in "Far", thus invalidating your own theory. (And what, precisely, is the>/b> far? Is that like "teh funny"?)

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    22. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I am wondering why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories

      Because, dipshit, it's "stuff that matters>"

      This could as easily have happened in California where our knuckle-dragging citizens last year approved a state proposition to allow taking DNA samples upon arrest, before even being charged, much less convicted. If not convicted, you may then "apply", not DEMAND to have the sample destroyed.

      Yeah, sure -- it'll be "destroyed" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Fat fucking chance they'll let go of anything that could prove useful in a future action. If it's ever used, the fucking cops will get off due to a "mistake made while behaving 'in good faith'", as they always do.

      The motherfucking cops in this case should have been publicly bound and horsewhipped to within an inch of their lives as an example to their brethren not to let power go to their heads. Especially to their little heads.

    23. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because science-fiction that becomes reality is News For Nerds. And when that science-fiction is 1984 it definitely is Stuff That Matters!

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    24. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      "How do I build a website?"

      "How do I find good employees?"

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    25. Re:Do I think they went to far? by ikandi · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dirty, nasty newspaper, overblown story. Kids snap branches in nice tree, get told off by police, go home. What is this doing in ./?

    26. Re:Do I think they went to far? by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Good point. I concur.

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    27. Re:Do I think they went to far? by paganizer · · Score: 1

      "Stuff that matters"
      I'm a Nerd. Reports that detail the increasingly terroristic methods employed by the police interest me; there is also the misuse of technology, i.e. the DNA test; what exactly was the point in that?
      I can see a problem with desensitizing (is that a word?) the issue; if every little abuse by The Man is blown up for everyone to see, then normal sheeple will get tired of seeing it and tune it out; It would be in the best interest of Sheep everywhere possibly if only the really blatant stuff was screamed about.

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    28. Re:Do I think they went to far? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      why askslashdot is being used to push agendas/post news stories
      I rather see it more neutral: a lot of people come to slashdot for discussion. For this purpose, the editors often finish a submission with a rather controversial question or statement. Other times, the submitter himself already did the job. There's no pushing agendas here.
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    29. Re:Do I think they went to far? by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      You missed the "get locked in a cell" and "got records of their action that will stay with them for 5 years" parts. Oh, it's /. not ./ just so you know.

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    30. Re:Do I think they went to far? by fuzzix · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I can see a problem with desensitizing (is that a word?) the issue; if every little abuse by The Man is blown up for everyone to see, then normal sheeple will get tired of seeing it and tune it out; It would be in the best interest of Sheep everywhere possibly if only the really blatant stuff was screamed about.
      Indeed... and the source for this story is highly questionable. The Daily Mail has a reputation for skewing all stories to get middle England grinding their teeth in frustration and anger. Example:

      "Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells."
      Why on earth are murderers and rapists being mentioned in this article? I doubt that's where this kid's train of thought was going. I know when I was 12 I had a very bare idea of what a rapist even was. She was thinking "Fuck! My batshit fucking loco, Daily Mail reading mother is gonna tear my fucking hair out!"

      The real reason for this article (as you'll see in the comments) is to squak a damning endictment of Tony Blair's Britain (Just search for Blair on the page). The DM readership is ultra-conservative and even the right-wing Labour Party isn't right enough for them. We're talking about a paper which bemoaned the number of Jewish immigrants into Britain during the 30s and 40s - almost as bad an attitude as the Irish government's...

      While I have no doubt these pigs lost control (it's not an unusual occurence) the DM is not a source I can trust one iota. A quick check on Google News suggests that this is the only paper covering the story so it might even just be made up from scratch.
    31. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Petersson · · Score: 1

      Or 'far' can be 'fart' just not long enough.

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    32. Re:Do I think they went to far? by The+Real+Toad+King · · Score: 1

      And odds are it will actually get put up.

    33. Re:Do I think they went to far? by masklinn · · Score: 1

      get told off by police, go home. What is this doing in ./?

      The fact that they also got frigging locked in a cell for 2h, DNA sampled and mugshot maybe?

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    34. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      >We're talking about a paper which bemoaned the number of Jewish immigrants into Britain during the 30s and 40s

      Wtf has the opinion of the paper 70 years ago go to do with it now when most if not all of the people who worked on it then are probably dead? Many papers have swung from right to left and back again several times in that period. Unless you buy the standard issue lefty party line of inherited guilt, suffer the children
      and all that.

      The DM might lean a bit too far to the right but its a healthy counterpoint to
      the Stalin worshipping rags such as the Morning Star and its ilk.

    35. Re:Do I think they went to far? by drsquare · · Score: 1
      Wtf has the opinion of the paper 70 years ago go to do with it now when most if not all of the people who worked on it then are probably dead?

      Reading the paper today, it seems like both the writers and readers from the 30s are still alive. In fact most of them probably fought in the war. For the Nazis.
    36. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The DM might lean a bit too far to the right but its a healthy counterpoint to
      the Stalin worshipping rags such as the Morning Star and its ilk.


      No, it's an unhealthy counterpoint. Just because the Morning Star leans too far left doesn't mean it's ok for the Daily Hate to lean so far right. This isn't a balancing act; people actually believe the bilge these papers and others like them print.

    37. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's all well and good, but why Ask Slashdot? What's wrong with YRO (which is where almost every other law-related story goes, whether relevant or not)? What's wrong with just leaving it in the default category?

      This is not an Ask Slashdot. If it is, then every story can be made into one, just by ending the submission with "So, what do you all think?" or "Pretty cool, huh?".

    38. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seem to be missing the point. In news reportage, there's no such thing as a "healthy counterpoint" to any bias.

      News media should strive for accuracy, fairness and balance in their reporting. If the Morning Star is too left-wing and the Daily Mail is too right-wing, that doesn't excuse the DM (or the MS). It merely means that both have failed in their duties as newspapers .

      Forgive the analogy, but your position is a little like implying that paedophilia is a "healthy counterpoint" to violent child-abuse, since one is motivated by exessive anger and the other by excessive "love".

      In fact, both are utterly wrong, and neither one excuses the other. It's not a case of "left" vs. "right", it's a case of "impartial" vs. "biased", and that puts the DM and the MS on the same side.

      The Daily Mail, the Sun, the Daily Sport and the Morning Star are all comics, not newspapers. Read them when you lack enough feelings of moral outrage in your life, or believe you may have a few too many braincells that you need to get rid of.

      Don't read any of them for news.

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    39. Re:Do I think they went to far? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Murderers and rapists have probably sat next to you on the bus, at the movies, at church, at school, and you never even know it. It's not "have sat" that is a big deal, but "is sitting".

    40. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Sounded like Digg to me, but then I've never been to Boing Boing.

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    41. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just what exactly did you idiotic liberals believe would happen as a result of your big government policies? You show me a far left state and I'll show you a complete and utter loss of freedom. You idiots are gettinge exactly what you wished for. A goverment that sticks it's nose into everything.

    42. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      I think what he didn't want is scaremongering, which is what this story is. The DNA swab is likely required in all cases to make sure they know who they have (or who's kid they have) in custody. Likely because of a lawsuit from someone who was held improperly, or in case of mistaken identity.

      Lawsuits happen, the police get a new policy, and individual officers don't get to decide when they follow it, lest they get fired.

      As to the kids' actions being completely innocent... I built a couple tree houses as a kid, but always on my parents' or one of the other participating kids' properties. I never in a million years would have expected that I could go into a park and start breaking limbs so I could build one there.

      But then my parents taught me "not yours, don't touch." See, they didn't want the police picking me up for vandalism.

      Seems that's not very important to parents anymore.

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    43. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Roody+Blashes · · Score: 2, Funny
      What is this doing in ./?

      Apparently, exposing the fact that you like to comment on stories you didn't read....
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    44. Re:Do I think they went to far? by metasecure · · Score: 1

      The irony in your typo is delicious

    45. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      The reason its "ask slashdot" is because it has nothing to do with what slashdot is supposed to be about. It's not really about "your rights online", because they were in a tree, not on the internet. It has some political implications, but what doesn't these days?

      They saw a story they thought was interesting, they wanted to post it to their favorite news site, they couldnt find the right category. So.. they called it "ask slashdot" by posting a link to the story, and saying "what do you think?", as if that question wasn't implied by other more relevant news stories.

      I understand that this is an evolutionary news site, but maybe once a year or so there should be a vote on a new slogan (the poll system is already in place).

    46. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You're the tool of a fascist state. As long as you accept their arbitrary "left vs. right" dichotomy, and as long as you attack fellow citizens based on that false dichotomy, you're just allowing the people in power to divide and control you.

      Regardless, even if you accept the false dichotomy, for every soviet union, I'll show you a Germany. For every Cuba, I'll show you an Italy. Extremism is extreme -- Duh.

      As for this story, all I have to say is "Won't someone think of the children?

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    47. Re:Do I think they went to far? by emilng · · Score: 1

      Seriously: agenda-pushing "stories", hyperbolic summaries, rhetorical questions? What is this, BoingBoing?

      Can't be BoingBoing without unnecessary sexual references.

    48. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      You can go to the left without going to the far left. And you can go to the right without going to the far right. Remember, moderation is not "surrender".

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    49. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job falling for the political baiting.

    50. Re:Do I think they went to far? by andrewman327 · · Score: 1
      "To those who scare peace loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: your tactics only aid terrorists, for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies and pause to America's friends. They encourage people of good will to remain silent in the face of evil." -- Attorney General Ashcroft 12/6/01


      If you go back in American history and read period documents, you will find people who always thought that the world was ending and the USA was being taken over by a dictator. If it weren't for these people ranting about everything, the general population would be much more receptive to actual threats. TFA does not describe us becoming a totalitarian state, although most /. posts in the Politics section seem to hint that we are. Like the other response to your post says, this is just a case of police following their SOP (standard operating proceedure) because they have to. When detectives are on a case they carefully look for anything that is out of place or odd. From the actions of one overzealous manager in Vegas to "a CNN summary of a [biased] Time cover story", /. is not the right place for political news. For biased politics, give me National Review Townhall.com or the aforementioned The Nation.

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    51. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because 1984 was totally all about treehouses and DNA testing. Did you even read the book? Somehow I doubt it.

      Good job falling for the senstionalist political baiting, though.

    52. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      It's not really about "your rights online", because they were in a tree, not on the internet.

      Did you actually look at the stories being posted in YRO lately?

    53. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1
      I know when I was 12 I had a very bare idea of what a rapist even was.

      Then you were far more niave than any other 12-year-old I've ever known. Hell, every 10-year-old I've ever known had a good idea what a rapist was.

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    54. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do have a point, but remember also that bias is inescapable. People making a conscious effort to avoid bias can lighten the effects to a certain degree, but it's absolutely inescapable.

      Either the data is contaminated at the source, or the writer (unconsciously) adds flavor, or the editor does, and so on.

      The only way to get a clear view of any given issue is to read multiple accounts of the same events.

    55. Re:Do I think they went to far? by andrewman327 · · Score: 1

      Wow, another sane rational non tin foil hat wearing /.er? And you've been on /. longer than I have too. Good sir I salute thee!

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    56. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Viol8 · · Score: 0, Troll

      >Forgive the analogy, but your position is a little like implying that paedophilia
      >is a "healthy counterpoint" to violent child-abuse, since one is motivated by
      >exessive anger and the other by excessive "love".

      Thats a crap analogy. Everyone has opinions and papers express those opinions. Very very few people are paedophiles. Theres no such thing as unbiased reporting because by the nature of the job reporters give a subjective view of what they're reporting on. Therefor all points of view are required to give a full spectrum of opinion for people (if they wished) to evaluate.

    57. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Bemoaning the lack of unbiased sources is putting the cart before the horse. And believing that real lack of bias is even possible is simple naivety

      That said, my parents got the Daily Mail and I would usually read it every day. Looking back, it was a pretty crap newspaper and, having read it again recently, it is now even worse than it was (late 70s/early 80s). And who in heck thought Fred Basset was ever funny?

      Rich

    58. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Young and frustrated student radical are we? When you grow up a bit you might have lived enough to realise that some of the points of view of the DM are shared by a majority of the british (and I mean people who were born in the country, not bought citizenship for convenience or fell off a lorry at dover) population. In the meantime you enjoy waving your red flag and wearing your CND badge. Theres nothing like a bit of 1970s nostalgia.

    59. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it illegal for police to take DNA samples from minors without parental consent?

    60. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If far was a place then it would be capitalized.

      Either the article omitted a 'the' or forgot an 'o' in too.
      .. or they forgot to capitalize the place name.

    61. Re:Do I think they went to far? by admdrew · · Score: 1
      Hell, every 10-year-old I've ever known had a good idea what a rapist was.
      What a stellar teacher you are...
    62. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A quick check on Google News suggests that this is the only paper covering the story so it might even just be made up from scratch.

      Well that's because all the others are covering it up

    63. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I don't care if the kids chopped the d@mn tree down. Their actions do Not warrant the response.


      If one of the trees had been yours, I don't think you would be making that statement.

      Rich

    64. Re:Do I think they went to far? by gforce811 · · Score: 1

      Being from the US, I can barely understand the bias of papers from across the pond. That said, what papers would you recommend to eliminate as much bias, and get as much of an impartial story, as possible?

      I know this is more of a personal reply, but you didn't mention the other side of the issue. Unless of course, you consider all papers too biased...

    65. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      for every soviet union, I'll show you a Germany. For every Cuba, I'll show you an Italy. Extremism is extreme -- Duh.

      Actually, I think what you proved is that socialism is socialism. Or maybe that statism is statism.

      Rich

    66. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      You've never gotten to third base? That's because you didn't have a bitch'n tree house.

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    67. Re:Do I think they went to far? by gentoo_moo · · Score: 1

      Here's a good question: What are the parents going to do about the DNA samples taken from the children that COMMITED NO CRIME ? Are they going to sue for the samples or are they going to let the kids' DNA stay on file with the Government ?

      I'd hope they would fight to keep that DNA from being recorded in the Big Government Database since apparently its ok to take somebody's DNA (even children) without a warrant in England.

    68. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      > This isn't a balancing act; people actually believe the bilge these papers and others like them print.

      Quite. And it's not as if people actually read the Daily Mail and then think, oh ... I need to keep a balanced perspective, I must get a copy of the Morning Star from the newsagent on my way home.

      People don't read these news sources because they want to be informed in a fair and balanced manner (fuck you and your bogus trademark, Murdoch!) ... ahem ... (sorry - it's a compulsion) ... they read these newspapers because they re-inforce their prejudices and make them feel cosy and justified in their world-view.

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    69. Re:Do I think they went to far? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except that's NOT what happened.

      These kids got literally booked and thrown in jail. They even went to the trouble of generating DNA profiles. That probably invovled needles. In general, all the kids were traumatized. These were nice quite kids that were otherwise not trouble makers.

      On the plus side, this should give them all a nice healthy contempt for authority.

      If it were my kid, instinct might get the better of me if I ever ended up face to face with the arresting officer.

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    70. Re:Do I think they went to far? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It merely means that both have failed in their duties as newspapers .

      Newspapers have duties? To whom and when did this happen?

      I hate to be cynical. But the history of newspaper has usually been just bias depending on who owned the newspaper (government or private).

      I suppose in the early 1900's to 1950's they were striving for neutrality, but before then and then after you could really see the bias in the papers.

      The American revolution was founded by guys who wrote very opinionated, not really fact filled, newspapers devoted to making people angry and raising arms against a government. Posting neutral facts wouldn't have cut it.

      Oftend times people forget that facts themselves are also biased depending on which ones are revealed and how often.

      But in the end I would agree with you... New organizations should strive through altruism to report the facts without opinion, but I'm not holding my breath.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    71. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Ok, I admit I fell for the sensationalism, this story is really far-fetched, it could have happen anywhere in a free country. Typical minor abuse of power.
      1984 has become IMHO a generic term for a depiction of a future dictatorship. More people can understood a reference to this book than with a more accurate reference tp P.K.Dick or Stephenson's works.

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    72. Re:Do I think they went to far? by wpanderson · · Score: 1

      Err, it probably involved swabbing a tongue, not taking a blood sample. Not every DNA sample is invasive to the point of breaking skin.

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    73. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Come on mods, this is funny.

    74. Re:Do I think they went to far? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
      African or European?
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    75. Re:Do I think they went to far? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      If one of the trees had been yours, I don't think you would be making that statement.
      When I was 12 and a couple of neighbor kids and I decided to knock down all the plumbs off my neighbor's tree, they didn't call the police and demand DNA samples. They pulled me home by the ear and let my mom deal with me.

      That is the appropriate response.
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    76. Re:Do I think they went to far? by fuzzix · · Score: 1
      Then you were far more niave than any other 12-year-old I've ever known
      Well in 80s Ireland sex education wasn't a priority - if it wasn't subject to playground snickering then you probably wouldn't know about it.
    77. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      "Knocked down all the plumbs" is not the equivalent of "chopped the damn tree down".

    78. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      There's a third option, you know: Just having your own opinions based on actual facts and reasoning, rather than their position in some imaginary rainbow of politics.

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    79. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      "facts themselves are also biased depending on which ones are revealed and how often."

      How does a fact become biased? If its not true then its not a fact, if it is then where is the bias?

      I think what you are refering to are conclusions which are drawn from facts. Those are often biased by the people who offer them, but the facts are just the facts.

      C.

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    80. Re:Do I think they went to far? by drsquare · · Score: 1
      When you grow up a bit you might have lived enough to realise that some of the points of view of the DM are shared by a majority of the british population.
      And that's what's wrong with this country today.
    81. Re:Do I think they went to far? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      "Knocked down all the plumbs" is not the equivalent of "chopped the damn tree down".
      1. The kids apparently stripped some branches, not chopped down the tree.

      2. The appropriate response to chopping a public tree down STILL is not taking a DNA sample and locking them behind bars. Locking behind bars is for the express purpose of intimidation and physical restraint under the expectation of violence. I have seen lots of kids get taken to the station - and they sit next to an officer until their parents come for them. It is NEVER appropriate for the police to intimidate children the way those officers did.

      For kids, the more appropriate response is maybe some community service to repay what they took. For an adult, it is to pay the replacement value of the tree (materials & labor) and if it is a local ordinance, to have a misdimeanor (or the UK equivalent) placed on their record.

      In no way did the police respond appropriately.
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    82. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1
      The DNA swab is likely required in all cases to make sure they know who they have (or who's kid they have) in custody. Likely because of a lawsuit from someone who was held improperly, or in case of mistaken identity.
      And exactly how does the swab accomplish this, on someone with no previously authenticated DNA on file? All DNA tells you is that bits of John Doe were in two (or more) places. It doesn't tell you who they are, or where they were, or how the DNA got there.

      KeS

    83. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1
      I suppose in the early 1900's to 1950's they were striving for neutrality


      The early 1900s were actually the golden years for unabashedly biased newspapers.
    84. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Then you are totally missing the actual issues raised by 1984 (and no, it's not really "surveillance is baaaad!"), and just generally discrediting yourself in the eyes of someone who has actually read the book.

    85. Re:Do I think they went to far? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It appears to have become that, despite the fact that the book itself is clearly NOT about a dictatorship. indeed, the specific form of government was essencially irrelevant.

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    86. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm showing that left vs. right is arbitrary, and falling prey to it is the best example of anti-intellectual intellectual elitism on earth.

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    87. Re:Do I think they went to far? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      This is so not "stuff that matters".

      "Stuff that matters" would be three kids protesting the federal government, getting arrested by federal agents, and then are never seen again.

      That would be "stuff that matters". This is pretty much "stuff that really only matters to the residents of whatever town has such no-talent assclowns for cops, and probably not even to most of them".

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    88. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      It is a long time since I have read it, but I don't know what you guys are talking about. It is clear that this is a criticism of totalitarian states (which I call dictatorship, but I know, some people would argue that this could be a communist state with no head, or an oligarchy or a triumvirat, or...) towards several aspect :
      * Constant surveillance
      * Invasion of privacy
      * Brainwashing by state-controled news

      There is in fact a message in the form "surveillance is baaaad!". It surely is, because it is often the symptom of a more grave disease : the bending toward a totalitarian state.

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    89. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Well, considering the AC GP saw only far-left and far-right in his political spectrum, I didn't want to confuse him to much :-)

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    90. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Funny , I thought the muesli eating yoghurt knitters like yourself
      had been running the place for the last 10 years, co-incidentaly when socially
      its gone right downhill. But hey , maybe its all a dream and I'll wake up from this
      left wing nightmare soon and find myself in a world where the majority opinion
      carries weight (thats known as democracy btw, look it up) and arrogant psuedo
      intellectual marxist know-it-alls like yourself arn't around preaching to us about
      how we should think.

    91. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Granted. I should have made clear that this was an ideal rather than a hard requirement.

      However, while bias may be inescapable, people often use exactly that phrase to excuse blatant, unnecessary bias like Fox News or (some) Indymedia sites.

      Although it may be true in practice, accepting that bias is inescapable often means that people stop even trying to be unbiased, and stop expecting news outlets to make the same effort.

      Bias is like "goodness" - nobody's perfectly good and ethical all the time but that doesn't mean people should stop trying to be.

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    92. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      Thats a crap analogy. Everyone has opinions and papers express those opinions. Very very few people are paedophiles.


      Sigh. I wasn't implying any different for a second. The point I was making was that one extreme doesn't excuse another, when the real conflict is between "extreme" and "moderate".

      I shouldn't have chosen such an emotive example, but it was hard to find one that wouldn't set someone off (Bush, Bin Laden and the fundamentalists vs. the western/arab moderates was the only other one that came to mind, but that would have got really messy).

      Theres no such thing as unbiased reporting because by the nature of the job reporters give a subjective view of what they're reporting on. Therefor all points of view are required to give a full spectrum of opinion for people (if they wished) to evaluate.


      Right, so should Encyclopedias also qualify every statement in their articles on the Holocaust because of the existence of holocaust deniers? Should physics journals cover articles on the TimeCube? Should I consult the tramps who live ouside my local train station when choosing a pension scheme?

      No, (heresy alert!) because although everyone has an opinion not all points of view are equal, and some are simply worthless.

      Sure, everyone reports things from his/her own point of view, but as long as they're striving to tell the true story (and not just pushing an agenda), the level of bias is all but undetectable.

      Being "unbiased" doesn't consist of tellign every single possible interpretation - this is the kind of idiocy that gets creationism taught in school science classes.

      Being "unbiased" consists of accurately reporting all sides of a story, and weighting each according to its factual content.

      Eg, if I'm writing a story about the beginning of life, I write about evolution and how it's the mainstream scientific theory accepted across the world by millions of people, and supported by a vast body of evidence collected over the last hundred or more years.

      I also mention the fact that other people have a variety of religious beliefs that variously accept or contradict evolution, and also that some secular scientists don't agree with it to varying degrees.

      I can safely ignore the point of view that says we were all pulled out of the arse of the great green Snorgazmodula twenty-five seconds ago complete with false memories, because although some people might believe this, it's a sufficiently baseless, non-factually-supported minority view that it's irrelevant.

      What I don't do, under any circumstances, is write a 2000 word article, spend 1000 words talking about evolution and the remaining 1000 words talking about one religiously-inspired, factually-disproven minority opinion that's pretty much confined to one small area of the globe and almost universally derided in all others.

      Giving equal coverage and credibility to unequal opinions is biased, because you should report what appears to be the factual truth, not just what people believe or want to hear.
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    93. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      Bemoaning the lack of unbiased sources is putting the cart before the horse.


      In what way?

      And believing that real lack of bias is even possible is simple naivety


      Fair play. I should have said news media should strive for unbiased reporting (in the same way people should strive to be good people). No-one can do it all the time, but as long as they always try it doesn't matter if they fail occasionally.

      Unfortunately, people have a tendency to assume that "bias is inescapable" implies there's no point in even trying, and then use exactly this phrase to excuse deliberate, unforgivable bias and misrepresentation.
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    94. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      I don't tend to read too many British papers - I tend to get most of my news online from the BBC, CNN and Al-Jazeera (trying to minimise any bias by spreading my sources).

      The Times is a pretty good, as is the Guardian (although it's a bit left-leaning). TBH, most of the broadsheets are passable.

      I'd certainly avoid the tabloids like Daily Mail, the Sun, the Daily Sport and similar.

      On TV the BBC, ITV1 and Channel 4 news are respected worldwide and do a very good job of reliably reporting and staying impartial. (IMO, anyway)

      I'd certainly recommend comparing the BBC and CNN coverage of world news, and even occasionally checking out Al Jazeera. You'd be absolutely amazed what loaded reporting even CNN can get away with sometimes, compared to the rest of the world's media.

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    95. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      Newspapers have duties? To whom and when did this happen?


      Sorry, I was under the impression that news media had a duty of care to report accurately.

      I know this isn't a popular opinion in the US, but in the UK it's taken pretty seriously. Certainly, inaccurate reporting or accusations of deliberate bias have been the subject of court cases that had ended up with millions being paid in compensation, and every now and again you'll get a public apology and retraction from a news show or newspaper.

      The BBC, ITV1 and Channel 4 news programmes are all expected to uphold a certain level of impartiality, and get severely reprimanded when/if they slip.

      Broadsheet newspapers are held to a less severe standard, but are still expected to aim for impartiality. Tabloids are pretty much ignored, but since anyone with half a brain knows not to trust them that's mostly because they're not taken too seriously.

      I know the USA doesn't seem to even try for impartiality in its news media any more, but that doesn't mean the rest of the world's media is as institutionally corrupted by bias as yours...

      The American revolution was founded by guys who wrote very opinionated, not really fact filled, newspapers devoted to making people angry and raising arms against a government. Posting neutral facts wouldn't have cut it.


      And that's lovely, if you're trying to organise a revolution. I also believe there's even a specific word for it - propaganda.

      However, news media should be trying to report the facts, not persuade people to a point of view. If you don't even realise this then there truly is no hope for objective reporting in the USA any more.

      Oftend times people forget that facts themselves are also biased depending on which ones are revealed and how often.


      What on earth are you talking about?

      Facts are facts - objective and unbiased. Reporting of facts may be biased (eg, by misrepresenting them or selectively reporting them), and conclusions drawn may be biased, but facts are facts.

      I'm really starting to worry about the state of the USA - I always assumed that the media was corrupt and partial as hell, but that normal people at least understood the concept of balanced, objective reporting. Now I'm starting to think you don't even know what the news media should be striving for, let alone that they aren't achieving it.

      But in the end I would agree with you... New organizations should strive through altruism to report the facts without opinion, but I'm not holding my breath.


      Again, and apologies, but that's a function of where you live, not of the subject itself.

      Whole sections of the rest of the world have an aggressive, independant investigative news media, and they're doing fine.

      Of course, this is because news media follows what people want. If people want impartial reporting and hard truths then that's what news media will provide. If people are intellecually lazy and just want to have their prejudices comfortably reinforced then that's the direction the media will go in.
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    96. Re:Do I think they went to far? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      When you grow up a bit you might have lived enough to realise that some of the points of view of the DM are shared by a majority of the british

      I know. And it scares me.

      (and I mean people who were born in the country, not bought citizenship for convenience or fell off a lorry at dover) population.

      Ah yes, the classic sign of the typical Daily Mail reader. "I am a True British person, so what I say is right and everyone else is wrong".

      By the way, I'm born and bred British. And I still despise it. Whether the paper's swung between right and left or not since the 30s, the Daily Mail today is right back to being racist.

      Had the children not been white, the story would be more like "Young foreign hooligans destroy our British countryside; have to be detained at the taxpayer's expense!"

    97. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      What I mean is that maybe there was (relatively) unbiased media but they were unprofitable and hence failed. Market forces at work.

      The point about bias being inescapable is that it is disengenuous for a news outlet to claim to be unbiased or even attempting to be so. Best to recognise the biases and just try not to go too wild with them.

    98. Re:Do I think they went to far? by rjhubs · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with this submission under 'politics' or maybe even 'yro' but this was not a question in any sense. The poster already had his opinion on the matter and was simply trying to get more people upset over this. It is a clear example of an agenda being pushed.

    99. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      >I know. And it scares me.

      Then emigrate. We'll all be happier for it.

      >Ah yes, the classic sign of the typical Daily Mail reader. "I am a True British >person, so what I say is right and everyone else is wrong".

      Actually I don't read it. But thanks for the typical lefty response ie: to get defensive and start the scattergun ad homenim attacks when faced with the truth.

    100. Re:Do I think they went to far? by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      It puts their DNA into a database so if they do something more "anti-social" in the future, they will have their DNA sample on file.

      Not saying whether that is good or bad - just answering your question.

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    101. Re:Do I think they went to far? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Funny , I thought the muesli eating yoghurt knitters like yourself had been running the place for the last 10 years, co-incidentaly when socially its gone right downhill. But hey , maybe its all a dream and I'll wake up from this left wing nightmare soon and find myself in a world where the majority opinion carries weight (thats known as democracy btw, look it up) and arrogant psuedo intellectual marxist know-it-alls like yourself arn't around preaching to us about how we should think.

      Yeah, it's all the fault of the liberal-lefties that children aren't allowed to play on trees, and the police have excessive powers to lock people up! If only we lived in a right-wing authoritarian utopia, then we'd never have things like DNA databases!

    102. Re:Do I think they went to far? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Then emigrate. We'll all be happier for it.

      Ah, "If you don't agree, get out the country" - for a non-Daily Mail reader, you sure do a good job of duplicating their style of arguments.

      Actually I don't read it. But thanks for the typical lefty response ie: to get defensive and start the scattergun ad homenim attacks when faced with the truth.

      Well, I'm glad you agree that being associated with the Daily Mail is an insult. And I see that you are trying to use "left" as an insult.

      I don't see why you have to lump everyone who disagrees as "left". Yes, I'm left in the sense of liberal, as opposed to being pro-authoritarian or conservative. (Though it's misleading to paint anyone who disagrees with the Daily Mail as "left", since they are far-right.)

      But I'm not left in other senses. With reference to your other post: I'm not pro-Marxism, I am pro-capitalist, and pro-democracy (including being in favour of a system which doesn't let a minority elect a majority Government).

      However, here's the bit which makes it clear that this issue is nothing to do with a linear left-versus-right scale: Locking children up for playing on trees, and putting their DNA in a database is not a left-wing liberal viewpoint! If anything, it is the sort of thing we associate with right wing authoritarian viewpoints.

      So ironically, the Daily Mail are siding with the liberal lefties, in being against the New Labour authoritarian Government. The difference with the Daily Mail point of view is that it isn't about defending individual rights in general (e.g., if you're not white, British, Christian and straight), but they will start whining as soon it's their rights that are being trampled (so their children aren't allowed to vandalise trees, and it's "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!").

    103. Re:Do I think they went to far? by chowdy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The keys are, like, right next to each other.

    104. Re:Do I think they went to far? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      What I mean is that maybe there was (relatively) unbiased media but they were unprofitable and hence failed. Market forces at work.


      With respect, that's apparently complete supposition on your part. Several other posters have claimed (with some evidence) that the USA has never had an unbiased media, so market forces were never an issue.

      Score one for unchecked capitalism, eh?

      The other part of that is that yes, some people do indeed prefer to have their preconceptions flattered than to discover they were wrong and actually learn something about the world. Unfortunately this is a cultural problem, but it's a pretty damniig indictment of a country if it's so bad that there's no place for an independant media - just a collection of partisan biased propagandists with different political leanings.

      The point about bias being inescapable is that it is disengenuous for a news outlet to claim to be unbiased or even attempting to be so. Best to recognise the biases and just try not to go too wild with them.


      I call BS on that. Well, I call "the product of a completely biased and partisan news industry" on it, anyway. ;-)

      Maybe (unconscious) bias is inescapable, but there's nothing wrong with attempting to recognise your own biases and compensate for them. The British and other news media manage to do this quite well, so your assertion it's "disingenuous" to claim (implication: it's impossible) is simply incorrect.

      Once again the phrase "(unconscious) bias is inescapable" acts as a universal get-out to be as biased and partisan as you want to be. People spout the phrase without thinking, and are lead into thinking that biased, partisan reporting is not only ok, but the only thing that's possible.

      You guys do know that "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" was a joke, right? ;-)
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  7. Should have been too far, but it probably wasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's a pretty good way to introduce the kids to the way this country works - complete strangers can cause you large amounts of suffering for the smallest mistakes. That's not how the country SHOULD work, of course, but it is.

  8. The question is... by Nicky+G · · Score: 0

    Did they lie about chopping down the cherry tree?

    1. Re:The question is... by Morden · · Score: 1

      Yeah ... has anyone actually bothered to look at the tree and decide if the complaints were warranted?

      The kids admitted to breaking some branches for their treehouse, but I'd imagine a 20ft tree is pretty hard for 12 year old kids to "strip every branch".

    2. Re:The question is... by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      Whoosh...

  9. Start 'Em Young by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Funny

    These children have nothing to hide. They should not be afraid of DNA tests, or being interviewed by police.

    Besides, what if they got hurt falling out of that tree? The police are here to help.

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    1. Re:Start 'Em Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you have nothing to hide go submit to a DNA test for that post. If you don't then you're just spouting BS because you can't walk the walk.

      That "Nothing to hide" crap doesn't fly unless that person walks in and volunteers
      to have all their data fully documented by any enforcement agency that will take it.
      Your local Police Department has a program for you to willingly submit personally identifiable information to their database. So do it or shut up.

      A police state is specifically the logical extension of "Nothing to hide" because your rights to privacy have been superceeded by the requirements of the police to submit anything they ask for without just cause.

      America used to stand for justice and justice is either all encompasing or a lie.
      The small details always have to be worked out by the courts but the basic fundamental premise is that there must be "just cause" to do anything to a citizen that they might not like. Since this is a government of the people for the people it must protect the people as it's primary goal.

      And all those out there who would say that we have to sacrifice some personal privacy or submit to government overstepping because of the threats in todays global climate of fear...

      "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."

      Ben Franklin: Founding Father

    2. Re:Start 'Em Young by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Officer Obie. I'm sorry you were abused as a child, but that doesn't mean the rest of the kids should get dragged through the system just to break them like you were. For "damaging a public tree". Give me a break.

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    3. Re:Start 'Em Young by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The kids damaged a public tree, and the cops gave them the full treatment to make an impression.


      And I'm sure they made an impression, all right. These kids will dislike and mistrust the police for the rest of their lives.


      Cops have been doing the "well, I should book you, but I'll let you go this time" routine for centuries.


      Yup, it's called exercising sound judgement. They should have done it again this time.

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    4. Re:Start 'Em Young by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

      That argument is not valid!

      You are in an airport, going through security Suddenly you are taken to a room, told to strip, and informed that you were about to undergo a body cavity search. As your searcher is applying large amounts of lube to their hand before checking your ASS you protest, their response, "If you have nothing to hide, then you should not be afraid."

      There is a difference between having nothing to hide, and BEING VIOLATED! If they had no reason to take DNA then they should not have! What next? We will be told to give DNA samples for a traffic ticket? OR even asked to give DNA samples just for witnessing a crime?

      "The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either." ~ Benjamin Franklin
      I believe in this statement! And you can SEE IT HAPPENING NOW!!!!!

    5. Re:Start 'Em Young by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You've really got to get a better sarcasm detector. Or perhaps you do believe that these cops needed to arrest and interrogate these kids to protect them from falling out of a tree?

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    6. Re:Start 'Em Young by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I don't think it means what you think it means.

      Yes, yes, your boyfriend calls that little game "obtaining DNA samples at the airport", but the fist and the lube should have tipped you off.

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    7. Re:Start 'Em Young by goatan · · Score: 1
      Cops have been doing the "well, I should book you, but I'll let you go this time" routine for centuries.

      what the police did went far beyond that they where put it jail for a couple of hours. Real criminals often spend less time in prison. In the UK we are not used to this sort Nazi law enforcement

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    8. Re:Start 'Em Young by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately due to the desperation to fill posts in the police they're hiring
      all sorts of clueless morons who can't exercise judgement because frankly they
      don't have any. They're little more than robots who follow a set of rules to
      the letter no matter how inappropriate that may be at the time.

    9. Re:Start 'Em Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have nothing to hide? who cares if they have anything to hide. These kids have the right to their freedom, and being locked up in a cell for any amount of time is a crime. The police who did this should get the same treatment.

    10. Re:Start 'Em Young by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1
      Exactly.

      Short-term thinkers and pollyannas often trot out the old maxim about how "those who aren't criminals have nothing to hide".

      However, this ignores a few important points. When you hand a new power to the police or government:

      • You aren't just trusting the current government/police authority to use said power responsibly - you're trusting them and every government or police authority for the rest of time to act responsibly.

        Seriously, when was the last time the government (any government) looked around and said "You know what? We've got too much information on people, really. We know too much about them and their private lives, and we should just take a bunch of these databases we have and delete the lot."
         
      • You aren't even just trusting all future police and government to use the information you give up responsibly - you're also trusting them to hold it in trust and protect it from hackers, con-men, identity thieves and the like... again (at the very least) for the rest of your life.

        Given the tracks records of the UK and US governments on computer security, this is not a sensible bet to place.
         
      • You might not be a non-criminal for ever.

        This doesn't even have to be something deserved, like murder or mugging. Jews weren't criminals in (prosperous, peaceful) Germany in 1931, but by 1941 they were being herded into death camps by the hundred thousand. And if you can't haven't already spotted the first potential glimmerings of totalitarianism on the UK, USA and other wetern countries, then you've been walking around with your eyes shut.

        (Hint: The first thing a totalitarian state needs is control, so the first thing they do is remove judicial oversight, greatly expand their record-keeping and databasing efforts, and start invading their citizens' privacy on flimsy or fearmongering pretexts. Hmmm.


      I think the last one is the thing that gets most people. Even if I agree 100% with the policies of the current government of my country (I don't, but anyway...), why would I give up the potential ability to disagree or rebel against them in the future?

      If they do something that I find offensive enough to make me break a law, why should or would I make it easier for them to then catch me?
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    11. Re:Start 'Em Young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These kids will dislike and mistrust the police for the rest of their lives.

      We can only hope. More likely, they have been scared into submission, taught to respect the principle of might makes right like all proper citizens.

      The steady march towards totalitarianism continues.

    12. Re:Start 'Em Young by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      These children have nothing to hide. They should not be afraid of DNA tests, or being interviewed by police.

      Welcome to the British Inquisition.

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    13. Re:Start 'Em Young by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

      Think, "Body Cavity Search", not DNA.

    14. Re:Start 'Em Young by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Think, "Body Cavity Search", not DNA.

      I'd rather not. Is this some sort of "meme" you're trying to pass on to other slashdotters? You ran out of ways to trick people into clicking the goatse link, so now you're trying to trick us into picturing it mentally? This is like the second time you've brought it up in a story relating to children. What's up with that?

      Personally, when I think of cavity searches, I think of visits to the dentist and flossing. But that's just me.

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    15. Re:Start 'Em Young by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

      No the point I was trying to make was that the DNA collection was not needed. And the argument that "If you have nothing to hide" is not valid. If it were then the police would not need Just Cause to search your home. They could just knock on the door and say "Well if you have nothing to hide, then you will let us search your home for no reason." The same goes for cavity searches, DNA samples, you name it! The police did not have a just cause to collect a DNA sample! Just being arrested is not enough!

      "The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either." ~ Benjamin Franklin
      We are giving up our individual freedoms under the guise of security! However it is not those that we fear that will be encroached upon, it is ourselves!

    16. Re:Start 'Em Young by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      My point is that you could have compared taking a DNA sample with finger printing, but instead you chose (with some graphic hints to stir the imagination) to compare it to a cavity search. I was questioning this choice and suggesting that it was some sort of sexual obsession for you, perhaps an unconscious one. And I thought I was pulling your leg, or at least trying to. I guess I failed. =(

      Anyway, I can't keep up the ruse, so please don't take any of this seriously.

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    17. Re:Start 'Em Young by ajs · · Score: 1
      And I'm sure they made an impression, all right. These kids will dislike and mistrust the police for the rest of their lives.

      Oh please, when will we get over the "poor children" thing? Kids are a lot smarter and more resiliant than we adults typically give them credit for. Would YOU have never been able to trust a cop again if they hauled you in for damaging public property and then let you go? Or would you realize that you were being given a slap on the wrist to make an impression, taken the hint, and not done that again?

      The police have a tough job. They have to herd kids in such a way that they don't cause TOO much trouble, but are basically allowed to roam free. It's a balancing act, and I don't see anything in this report to suggest that they overstepped that mandate.
  10. what's so bad about that? by macadamia_harold · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, if a police officer can't haul three twelve-year-olds to jail on spurious charges, take mugshots, and record DNA samples, how are we ever going to win the war on terror?

    1. Re:what's so bad about that? by nihaopaul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      exactly, sounds like they are joining the white power groups and targeting the youth knowing they will be adults soon, sounds a bit like when i was in school in england, the police came in and we all got the chance to learn how the police do finger printing, so every kid had a one on one lesson and from that we were all in the system.

      Kunts the lot of them

    2. Re:what's so bad about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us it was child ID cards to help in abduction cases.

    3. Re:what's so bad about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how are we ever going to win the war on terror?

      As somebody who owns a fruit tree next to the road which everybody helps themselves to without asking, I'm glad that this war on terror is being fought.

    4. Re:what's so bad about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kunts the lot of them

      I love you english.. we dont get good stuff like this in america..

    5. Re:what's so bad about that? by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      You should have been modded Insightful.

      If those kids were taking alcohol i can understand.

      The parents should sue the Dept. out of its pensions, get awarded $414 million for the pains, and make sure the salaries of the Dept. chiefs are attached for the purpose.

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    6. Re:what's so bad about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly this is the first step in something far greater than the War on Terror....dare I say....The War on Cooties?!

    7. Re:what's so bad about that? by RMB2 · · Score: 1

      If we don't stop 12-yr-olds from climbing trees, then the terrorists have already won

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    8. Re:what's so bad about that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      but... Won't somebody please think of the children?

    9. Re:what's so bad about that? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I may have to move to the UK. At last, a regime I can support that is properly repressive but doesn't require me to wear a turban. Why can't the US catch up this way? We're ahead in some similar ones.

  11. Brave New World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The environmentalist/brave new world crowd has reached a paradox

    1. Re:Brave New World by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting anxiously for the backlash explosion.

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  12. This just in. . . by Who235 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cops are dicks.

    They always have been and always will be. I can count on one hand the number of run-ins I've had with cops that have been anything other than shitty - and no, I'm not a criminal.

    Of course they went too far, they often do.

    The culture of deliberate, misleading, trumped-up fear we live in today isn't helping anything either.

    Frankly, we need more stories like this so more people realize just what the hell is going on.

    1. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Know your rights and when to exercise them.

      Cops are human beings, and unless you're living in an area that disables them from being a human being, you needn't be an ass all the time. Imagine being spit on, insulted, and assualted every day, all hours of the day, by drunks, drugheads, and assholes who try to make trouble. Eventually, you stop blinking, and stop being nice.

      Sure, some places have corrupt cops and a corrupt justice system that does not work. I'll agree that our justice system is infact broken, all the way around, and that that the entire government is illegal at a fundemental level and I'v got books and documents that proove as much. But not every area requires the same amount of crap to be taken nor given.

      I had a cop approach me today, said someone called 911 from my home. I know this is BS; nobody's home at all, cept for me and I'm heading out. She asked me to check; I checked, and explained where everyone was and that everyone was accounted for. She asked to take a quick look inside; I allowed her to, and she was in and out within a few seconds and I watched her every second. I was polite, curtious, and overbearingly nice and I made her feel like crap afterwards and even said "have a nice day, hope you find who called". The point? I COULD have said "Mam, I do not consent to any searches of my property" and we could've gone from there depending on what she would've wanted to do. But when the cops are nice, and courteous, and trying to do their job, if you're nice to them, they will be nice to you.

      And I'm sure she could've been an ass about it too, but her business there was to check the 911 call.

      I had a cop come to me with a complaint from some neighbors over a car in my driveway that was newspapered and being painted; I was waiting for a cool, dry day to do the painting on. The realestate agent down the block didn't like it, and filed a complaint stating the car was a junk car and was undrivable. I was as nice as I could be to that cop, and know what he did for me? Told me exactly how to comply with the law and gave me a week before he stickered it; IE, make sure it was lisenced plated, stickered, and was drivable. So all I had to do was rip off the paper, put the plate on, and drive it to a different spot in the driveway and he said "ok, you're good". All the car had on it was primer, and all of the trim had tape on it so it didn't look great. He didn't sticker it at all, said it was in compliance, and went back to the station. He wasn't exactly 100% nice about it and was I'll admit, somewhat condescending, but he was civil and gave me the benefit of the doubt.

      And I'm sure the real-estate agent is still quite pissed.

      Otherwise, you exercise your rights when you need to. If the cop gives you attitude and talks of using excessive force, know your rights, how to state them, and be civil about it. If a cop decides he doesn't want to trust you as a human being, or treat you as one, by all means exercise every right you have. "I do not consent to any searches sir", and "Sir, can we keep this civil?" or my favorite, "Are you detaining me or can I go about my business" and if they answer yes, you ask "on what grounds?". Later, this can be used in court to put the sucker behind bars or de-badge them. Some cops flambast you with a shit-hose like you wouldn't believe and they do it to intimidate; don't be intimdated. Others will cuff you, put you on the ground, and tell you to sit there, and unless you're living in an area where the judicial system is corrupt to the core, you're good to go to get that cop put into jail for assualt.

      And if you're going to do something risky, be nice and make sure your ass is covered. Going to smoke pot? Have a way to cover the smell and dispose of the evidence quickly and smoke it in such a fashon nobody will know. Going to modify a gun to make it full auto? Keep the gun stashed in a spot where it'd take considerable time and effort to find them. I'v even had cops say "wow, that's illegal. You going to get rid of it for me so I don't have to report it?" because I was nice.

    2. Re:This just in. . . by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cops are dicks.

      I think that cop had every right to run me off for playing violin on public property.

      Oh, sure, it looks like a relatively minor bit of antisocial behavior on the face of it, but it was a school zone, think of the children. I might have come back and done it on a weekday when school was actually in session. Or I might have played on the swings or something.

      And violin is a gateway crime. Best to stop that sort of thing early before it leads to . . .viola.

      KFG - A fiddler and therefore a rogue.

    3. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Cops are dicks.

      "Pussies may not like Dicks sometimes, because Dicks fuck Pussies. However, Dicks can fuck Assholes, and Pussies can't, so Pussies need Dicks or else the Assholes out there would just end up shitting all over everything."

    4. Re:This just in. . . by westlake · · Score: 1
      Cops are dicks.

      To me, language like this always waves a red flag.
      Just how many "run-ins" with the cops are we talking about here? It's not a common experience for most of us.

    5. Re:This just in. . . by AndreiK · · Score: 4, Funny
      And violin is a gateway crime. Best to stop that sort of thing early before it leads to . . .viola.

      Surely you mean, Graphical Violins leads to Explicit Sax?

    6. Re:This just in. . . by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not all cops are dicks, but:
      1. Cops have power
      2. We need lots of cops (compared to, for example, Supreme Court judges)
      3. It's not that difficult to become a cop if you want to
      4. Cops don't get huge salaries
      5. Being a cop is demanding work, but there exists a great opportunity to get away with being lazy.

      The result is that people who crave power and who couldn't get better jobs are attracted to policework, and get it. Once they do, they get lazy and start pulling off crap like this.

      Ideally, cops would all have law degrees (without lowering current standards) and get paid like lawyers do, but the public is too cheap to pay for that, so instead we pay a lot less and bitch about the resulting quality of service.

    7. Re:This just in. . . by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You missed one.

      6. Even "good" cops will look the other way if a "bad" cop is committing perjury or breaking the law.

    8. Re:This just in. . . by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I've recently read through the requirements of Dutch police officers. Basically all but the very top of the police officers needs to have an IQ above average. Those who should protect and uphold the law are not even smart enough to understand the law. Somehow I'm not really surprised at all the crap the police produces. I doubt other countries will have much better requirements.

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    9. Re:This just in. . . by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you sue that asshat real-estate fucker for harassment and get him in trouble for making a false report? Unless your neighborhood association has rules against cars like that, that idiot had no right to call the cops for something you were doing with your own car on your own property.

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    10. Re:This just in. . . by awol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Imagine the worst thing you will see in your entire life... Police deal with that and probably worse many times every single day of their working lives. I do not believe that it is possible to remain "the same" as those of us that are spared from dealing with that crap. The "thin blue line" or "The Job" [as in work not as in "Bible book of"] mentality is pretty much a coping mechanism, much like surgeons or trauma ward professionals. One becomes detached and can lose the "reflex" towards civility/normality that most of the rest of us take for granted.

      Other posters have made the point, start civil and know your actual rights (not your TV rights). It will make the interaction more likely go very smoothly. As for the problematic police, the sooner they are found out by their overreaction to civil and respectful citizens the better the force becomes.

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    11. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can say is this.

      Know how to file a complaint with the police department against the individual police officer or officers.

      Know your rights. Contact the ACLU and try to get all the stuff they took from you, like your DNA, thrown out otherwise it will be saved if I'm not mistaken, regardless of whether they press charges or not.

      Take to heart the concept of a trial by a jury of your peers. If you believe you're innocent and the cops went to far, don't let them let you off with a warning or whatever. Fight it. Don't let them ruin your good name.

      Contact the mayor or county executive. Contact the governor. Complain to all your state legislators, county council members, city council members, etc. Make a whole lot of noise. Contact the news.

      Learn how to file lawsuits in your state. I think it is pretty cheap most of the time to file a lawsuit, and you don't need a lawyer anyways. Sue the cop or cops for wrongful arrest. Here's an idea. Sue them for the time they stole for you. Find your state's minimum wage. From time of arrest to time or release, sue them for that amount since they are going to be essentially buying your services for denying your ability to do what you wish during such hours.

      By the way, I'm not kidding about the above. Hopefully I'll never have a chance to try this, but I know if I'm ever wrongfully arrested, I will make a huge deal out of it.

    12. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I had mod points, hilarious.

    13. Re:This just in. . . by ppanon · · Score: 1

      While the actual requirements are much lower, for a while the Canadian RCMP had so many applicants to pick and chose from that you pretty well needed a bachelor's degree (and a minor in criminology was a good idea) to get into the training programme. Provincial (Quebec and Ontario) and city police forces don't have the same requirement and have their own training schools. RCMP provide policing services through most of western rural Canada and in the Atlantic provinces.

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    14. Re:This just in. . . by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't.

    15. Re:This just in. . . by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I agree - they went too far. And perhaps you are right that 'Cops are dicks' in the US, but in my experience they aren't in most places. I have so far lived in Denmark, UK and China for extended periods, and I have always found that police are mostly able to judge a situation and act with restraint. Hell, once I drove home in UK feeling stressed out and got pissed off by a driver in front who insisted on driving at half the speed limit; and there was no place where I could overtake safely, so in the end I just overtook. And of course it turned out that the car right behind me was a police car - I didn't realise at first, I just found that they kept flashing their headlight, blinding me. Angry, I stuck up my middlefinger to which they turned on their blue lights and all; but still when I stopped the car they were polite (slightly frosty, I must say, but polite) and told me that sticking up my finger like might not have been such a good idea if I'd had a car full of thughs behind me. And they gave me a ticket, of course. But this is what police are like in a civilised country, I would have thought.

      I think problems like this arise because police in the US are much too often simply incompetent persons, what the Chinese traditionally call 'insignificant persons'. This kind of overreaction and bullying is the natural behaviour for a person who is ignorant, narrowminded and petty. It's like that other case where a policeofficer used a tazer-gun on a 5 year old child who had a tantrum.

      I don't know this might change - perhaps schools of all kinds (especially police academies) should put particular emphasis on teaching openmindedness, tolerance and mature problemsolving skills. Ah well, this probably makes me a 'communist'.

    16. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cops are dicks. They always have been and always will be."

      +5 insightful?!? How about -1 troll or -1 flamebait instead for this amazingly ignorant stereotype.

      People don't go into law enforcement because they want to jerk people around. Quite the contrary, most likely become cops because they want to help people or improve their neighborhood. I hardly consider such a person to be a "dick".

      I served for a year on a citizen public safety review board. It was a very enlightning experience. If a citizen complained about an officer's actions and the chief ruled in favor of the officer, the citizen then had the option to appeal the decision to the city manager. The city manager, in turn, based his decision on the complaint off the recommendation of the board (comprised of all normal citizens). Over the entire course of my term on the board, we heard a variety of complaints about "police misconduct", rudeness, and such. The complaintants testified personally, and we also heard a rebuttal from the chief or his representative. In not one case did we end up disagreeing with the chief's decision. That's not to say there aren't cases where police act improperly (there are), but the instances are few and far between, and my experience on the board showed me that they (at least this department) do a good job policing their own.

      That said, at first glance the parent article does seem a bit outrageous. Perhaps the tree was on private property, or perhaps it was somehow valuable. I have to wonder why the officer didn't just tell the kids to get lost -- perhaps he or she was at the end of a long, bad shift, or maybe just following orders from a superior? There is some missing context, but the article certainly raise an eyebrow.

      Chris

      My own experiences (traffic stops and maybe a noise complaint) have all been very good; the officers were polite and professional.

    17. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why didn't you sue that asshat real-estate fucker for harassment and get him in trouble for making a false report?

      Dollars to donuts the fucking cop will protect the prick, saying it would violate the RP's privacy to divulge who it was.

      Remember, real estate people are among the biggest dicks you'll ever run into. They know every law they can use to protect their own interests (as they see them) and tend to get chummy with law enforcement to make it easy to get cooperation when they need it. They're law'n'order to the core when it comes to upholding community standards and real estate values. Whores, the lot of them.

    18. Re:This just in. . . by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Seriously, if we weren't inundated with violins in the media, we might not have such a problem with violins in the schools. I'm not saying we should ban all musical instruments, but we need to stop glamorizing them.

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    19. Re:This just in. . . by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      for a while the Canadian RCMP had so many applicants to pick and chose from that you pretty well needed a bachelor's degree (and a minor in criminology was a good idea) to get into the training programme.

      It's the outfits. And the singing opportunities.

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    20. Re:This just in. . . by jedrek · · Score: 1

      I think problems like this arise because police in the US are much too often simply incompetent persons, what the Chinese traditionally call 'insignificant persons'.

      I think the real problem is that a cop in China, Denmark and the UK understands that the statistical chance of the person they are stopping being armed with a firearm is close to nil, while in the US it is a non-insignificant number. I used to watch those cop shows and see american cops totally overreacting during traffic stops, then I saw a couple where cops were gunned down during such stops. If your job involved the quite real posibility of getting killed by any of the people you came into contact with, you would probably be freaking out as well.

    21. Re:This just in. . . by iainl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not sue the real estate "fucker" for making a false report?

      Because Judges can be reasonable people, too. It sure sounds from the description that the real estate agent could make a reasonable argument for believing the car was indeed undriveable. Getting lawyers involved over a reasonable request would have made the perfectly nice-sounding guy the "fucker", not the estate agent.

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    22. Re:This just in. . . by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      Best to stop that sort of thing early before it leads to . . .viola.

      Perhaps you'd be amused to know that in Portuguese, "viola" is a form of the verb which means "to rape".
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    23. Re:This just in. . . by josu · · Score: 1

      Imagine the worst thing you will see in your entire life... Police deal with that and probably worse many times every single day of their working lives. I do not believe that it is possible to remain "the same" as those of us that are spared from dealing with that crap.

      That's true. And once a cop reaches the point where the job they do is negatively affected, they have no business being a cop anymore. It takes a rare individual to be a good cop. If you have an incident with an officer I think it's important to push them a little to be sure they continue to act reasonably.

    24. Re:This just in. . . by huge+colin · · Score: 1
      Cops are dicks. They always have been and always will be. I can count on one hand the number of run-ins I've had with cops that have been anything other than shitty - and no, I'm not a criminal.

      Cops need to be distrustful and hard-assed. Everywhere they go, there are criminals trying to get away with something. Cops are the way they are because society tolerates wrongdoing.

      People cheat, steal, and murder because they believe they can get away with it -- or, at the very least, get a light punishment that makes the crime "worth it". And they're right.
    25. Re:This just in. . . by caluml · · Score: 1

      I had a cop approach me today, said someone called 911 from my home. I know this is BS; nobody's home at all, cept for me and I'm heading out. She asked me to check; I checked, and explained where everyone was and that everyone was accounted for. She asked to take a quick look inside; I allowed her to, and she was in and out within a few seconds and I watched her every second.

      What. The. Hell?
      I'd take umbrage if a random policeman asked me to even identify myself as I was walking down the street. I'd ask them why, and if I had some spare time, refuse.

    26. Re:This just in. . . by greysky · · Score: 1

      Not to detract from what these kids went through, but I have to respond to the parent.

      Cops are *PEOPLE* (just like soylent green). They have feelings and emotions and a sense of humor just like everyone else. I've had a number of run-ins with the law and *NOT ONE* of them has gone bad. This includes getting pulled over for 68 in a 35 with an expired license. I was nice to the officer, admitted that I was in the wrong, and he threw out the speeding ticket, just wrote me up for the expired license and sent me on my way. I've also taken part in non-violent political protests. And you know what? The cops didn't start firing off tear gas or beating people. If you treat people with respect, then 9 times out of 10 you'll get treated respectfully in return. The problem is a lot of people see a cop (or other similar authority figure) and assume that person is just out to give them a hard time. And that's not to say that cops never mess up, but they're no more prone to human failings than any of us are.

    27. Re:This just in. . . by sevinkey · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have a link to the civil rights that you have when dealing with police in the UK? I have no idea. I have heard people kidding saying that in Britain everything is illegal and they just lock up the assholes, but I have nothing to go off of to know how exaggerated that statement is.

    28. Re:This just in. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and there was no place where I could overtake safely, so in the end I just overtook. And of course it turned out that the car right behind me was a police car

      Wow, offtopic (mod me down, I can take it) but the same thing happened to me this morning. Cept I overtook in the emergency lane (for some reason, the Americans like to pave two extra lanes that nobody can use on many of their roads) and the cop behind was off-duty. Quite amusing in retrospect as the road I turned off onto (which was on my route, I wasn't running) was the one the cops in the marked cars were coming along to get me so they had to turn round. I think they couldn't give me a ticket in the end, possibly cause the off-duty cop was not actually there. Kept me waiting for a while, probably to teach me a lesson but the joke was on him as I wasn't in a hurry to get somewhere, I just hate getting stuck behind crappy drivers.

      Seriously though, I need to work on my driving habits.

    29. Re:This just in. . . by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I COULD have said "Mam, I do not consent to any searches of my property" and we could've gone from there depending on what she would've wanted to do.

      And perhaps that's what you SHOULD have done. It's a judgment call, to be sure, but once you let the officer into your home, anything he or she sees in there can be used against you. A cop can go from Nice to Mean in seconds.

      Don't confuse "being polite to cops" with "waiving your rights".

    30. Re:This just in. . . by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Guess you don't read, do you? The guy obviously knew who it was if it he said "down the street" and he knew the person was in the real-estate business.

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    31. Re:This just in. . . by f1055man · · Score: 1

      All cops are dicks some of the time. Obviously they went too far here. I don't believe the story that the kids were just playing in a tree, but even if they were destroying it for kicks they're 12 years old for christ sakes. You yell at them, throw them in the back of the patrol car, and take your time on the way to their parents house. At which point, if their parents have any parenting skills at all they will help the police in scaring the little shits. Instead they threw them in jail and now the parents (the more effective discipliners) are stuck comforting the kids. I was in Georgetown (DC) a couple weeks ago on Saturday night. Around 00:30 I walked by two teens talking to a cop. The cop was incredulous that there were two 14 year olds walking around georgetown at that time of night. While there are all ages places in DC, Georgetown essentially becomes 21+ after the shops close. The cop told the kids to get into the back of his squad car. "Your either going to get into trouble or get hurt, I'll take you home." There's no curfew in DC (yet) so technically he was abusing his power but he was actually Protecting & Serving. Of course, as the cop was huge he was probably one of the MPD officers that cost the city millions for illegally arresting hundreds of IMF protesters. So a hat tip when they get it right, stink bombs when they get it wrong.

    32. Re:This just in. . . by fliplap · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, thats just what we need. A whole bunch of cops that act like lawyers. That'll solve the problem.

    33. Re:This just in. . . by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Guess we'll have to read you mind more clearly next time, because it wasn't mentioned in your original post.

    34. Re:This just in. . . by awol · · Score: 1

      Its a tough link to give because there is a fundamental aspect to the British consitution that gives a citizen the right to do anything that is not explicitly legislated against. It is one of the reasons why politically active (agitated :-) Brits tend to be against increasing legislation because4 each law takes away rights. One of the most important acts is the Police and Criminal Evidence Act (known as PACE) as you might expect the BBC has some information http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/law/powersofarrest.shtm l that relates.

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    35. Re:This just in. . . by k2enemy · · Score: 1

      I agree with all of your points. Requiring all police officers to have law degrees goes a little far, but police training could be a lot better.

      I have a friend researching this problem for his sociology dissertation. As part of his research he has participated in one and observed additional police academy programs. Most of the academy time is spent learning and practicing aggressive tactics while very little time is spent on problem solving and the community aspect of police work. As a result, recruits are rewarded for aggressiveness which introduces a bias into the final selection of who becomes a cop. Once an officer, very little time is spent using these aggressive tactics (they're still important) and problem solving skills become more important but the academy has selected those with the wrong skills for real police work.

  13. anyone else... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    disturbed by the "anti-social behavoir" remarks? Or is it just me?

    1. Re:anyone else... by fossa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think complaining to the police about children playing in a tree should be considered "anti-social"...

    2. Re:anyone else... by trixy_1086 · · Score: 1

      How is the parent comment flamebait? Did the mod even rtfa? They explicitly state later in the article that the police target anti-social behavior, which I think any self-respecting nerd, geek, dweeb or dork would find bothersome.

    3. Re:anyone else... by lockefire · · Score: 1

      Books make people unhappy, they make them anti-social.

    4. Re:anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, I thought the Super-Intendent was refering to his officers' behavior.

    5. Re:anyone else... by FSWKU · · Score: 1

      I'm not one to buy into all the "police state" paranoia going about these days, but this is DEFINITELY over-reacting by the authorities. And yes, the "anti-social behavior" line was pure BS.

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    6. Re:anyone else... by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      It's British legalese - anti-social behavior is code for bratty and/or obnoxious kids. It disturbed me too, although more that the enforcement of the law had drifted so far from the spirit of the law than anything else. Enforcement against anti-social behavior is highly subjective, after all, and thus requies a police department to train officers to recognize the difference between a bratty kid and a belligerent neighbor.

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    7. Re:anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure find it disturbing! I swear, the UK is becoming a police state! "anti-social behaviour", what rubbish! How long will it be until having an unpopular opinion against the government will be considered "anti-social behaviour"??

      The only anti-social behaviour I've been seeing is the crap coming from Tony and his gang of losers!

    8. Re:anyone else... by staeiou · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I think complaining to the police about children playing in a tree should be considered "anti-social"...

      Read the damn article. The kids weren't playing in a tree, they were tearing down a tree (that wasn't their own, by the way) so that they could build a fort. There is a difference. One is an act of play which demands a "Hey, kids, get off my lawn!" while the other is an action you'd probably call the cops about. If some neighborhood kids came over to my house and started ripping branches off one of my trees, I'd have to be in a good mood just to call the police - I'd probably go out there myself and raise hell at 'em. Wouldn't you do the same? What if they started ripping the siding off your house so they could make a fort? Or stole pieces of your fence? Even if you were in the best of spirits, I'm sure you wouldn't laugh it off, saying, "Oh, those kids are quite crazy these days, aren't they Ingrid?"

      I don't know about you, but when I was twelve, I sure as hell knew better than to destroy something that didn't belong to me. I knew that if I did, there would be punishments. I would have to pay for what I took/destroyed, and probably would get punishment for it. Was the punishment too severe? Perhaps. But stop trying to paint these kids as angels who the police violently traumatized for no particular reason. They were "stripping every branch from it" so they could build their "den."

    9. Re:anyone else... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Read the damn article yourself. From the article...

      Officers told the children they had been seen damaging the tree which is in a wooded area of public land near their homes


      So, this isn't your personal property (and I agree that kids destroying a tree in my garden would offend me). As for "tearing down", I don't know if you've ever seen a tree, but they're fairly hardy buggers - we build houses out of them, and before steel came along they were quite popular for ocean-going ships.

      I'd be fairly confident that an afternoon in the company of 3 twelve-year-olds wasn't going to significantly damage the tree. Perhaps a few broken twigs, and a little less foliage. Destroying something does after-all imply a fairly major difference to the tree - my dictionary defines it as "put an end to the existence of".

      This is quite clearly an example of cops going well-over-the-top in response to a minor incident, just because they can. I'd be more tempted to arrest the busybody who called the cops in the first place, for wasting police time.

      If I was the child's parent, I'd be writing to the chief-constable demanding action; writing to the local and national newspapers with the story; putting adverts up in the local shop-windows asking people whether they thought it was right; writing to the local council demanding they investigate; setting up a website detailing the incident so it's public knowldge; writing to my Member of Parliament, and even the PM; in short creating such a stink that the officers in question are likely to get formally reprimanded. On every one of those letters I'd have the officers identified by badge number, the name of their Sergeant, and the actions-taken-to-date by the police to rectify their mistake.

      After all, if the police have done nothing wrong, they've got nothing to worry about, have they ? All I'll do is make myself look a fool. Unless, of course, the majority of people agree with *me*

      You don't lock kids up for breaking a few twigs. Betcha that tree is there long after the kids are dead. Like I said, they're hardy buggers.

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    10. Re:anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those kids should have been inside, eating junk food, sitting infront of the TV, playing PlayStation where they belong!

    11. Re:anyone else... by eyeye · · Score: 1

      They were pulling the branches off it. I have seen children literally destroy trees, it is no more acceptable than any other form of vandalism no matter how precious these parents think their children are. Sure people can claim they were breaking off "loose" branches, or call them "twigs" to make it sound like the police were overreacting but they probably weren't.

      The UK is in a bad way at the moment - kids of exactly this age hang around in gangs and cause all kinds of trouble knowing that adults can't stop them and the police will usually do nothing as well.

      If adults were still allowed to give unruly kids a clip round the ear this wouldnt even be necessary.

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    12. Re:anyone else... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Personally, I wouldn't be mad at the children for "stripping every branch from it", I'd be impressed! I'd need some sort of heavy machinery to do it myself. The last thing anybody needs in this case, is the police's version of the story being obviously embelished beyond reality. I guess it goes with this police station's tradition of excessiveness.

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    13. Re:anyone else... by tokar321 · · Score: 1

      Seriously get a life mate.

      The UK isn't in a bad way regarding kids today they're exactly the same now as when I was a kid 20 yrs ago.

      The only difference these days we've got a news papers and tv channels that harp on about every little thing doing their best to make it seem like the streets are wild and dangerous places run by gangs of youths akin to cannibal tribes just to fill the 24x7 news culture and you've got so called adults who sit and go I was never like that when I was young while conviently forgetting those summers we pretty much all spent doing the exact same shit kids do now.

    14. Re:anyone else... by polar+red · · Score: 0

      How long will it be until having an unpopular opinion against the government will be considered "anti-social behaviour"??

      In the US, this would be called 'anti-patriottic'

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    15. Re:anyone else... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Goodness me, what a bloody joke!

      Part VIII ('High Hedges') is in response to concerns about hedges, typically of Leyland Cypress plants, which can grow to 6 metres or more in height, sometimes cutting out light for neighbours. Such hedges are not controlled by town planning legislation (which normally limits the height of fences to 2 metres), and so there was formerly no way of preventing a malicious or selfish neighbour from allowing such a hedge to grow. This part of the Act gives local authorities the power to investigate complaints made by people affected by such hedges, and, if necessary, to require their reduction. Councils can charge a fee for dealing with such complaints. Soon after implementation, some councils were charging no fee, while the highest in the country was Sevenoaks, which was charging £650.

      So if I want some privacy, I'm being "anti-social"
      The world blows, period.

    16. Re:anyone else... by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >The UK isn't in a bad way regarding kids today they're exactly the same now as when
      >I was a kid 20 yrs ago.
      I've just moved back to a village I grew up in. Twenty years ago it was very nice. Now most adults avoid the streets after 7pm. The kids (13-18 at a guess) pretty much run riot, racing cars up and down, smashing stuff, spraying grafitti, getting drunk, swearing at the top of their voices, having fights. The police station shut down years ago and they know they're pretty much untouchable.

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    17. Re:anyone else... by jazman · · Score: 1

      > Read the damn article yourself...If I was the child's parent, I'd be writing to...national newspapers

      Good advice, particularly the bit about reading the article. By the way, you do know that the Daily Mail *is* a national newspaper in the UK don't you? Good, just checking.

      There is substantial feedback in the Daily Mail website just below the article, none of it in support of the police.

      What I wonder though is why the article failed to show a picture of the tree. The kids were accused of stripping every branch off it; if this is true then the damage should be obvious to everyone and the response may in fact have been appropriate. Not that I'd accuse the Great British Press of having a Political Agenda, oh no.

    18. Re:anyone else... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Betcha that tree is there long after the kids are dead.

      More likely some development corporation will bulldozer that tree in about two weeks. Chuckle.

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    19. Re:anyone else... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      So, this isn't your personal property (and I agree that kids destroying a tree in my garden would offend me).

      So what you are saying is that you believe there are different standards for personally owned property and publicly owned property? It's that kind of thinking that ends up with neighbourhoods full of graffiti and vandalised phone booths.

      As to these kids getting arrested rather than being told off, the most likely explanation is that they deserved it. Maybe they did serious damage to the tree (they could for example kill it by removing the bark from the entire circumference of the trunk.) Maybe they were not in the right frame of mind to accept a telling off, because they were being abusive to the police officer. Maybe they refused to give their names. Maybe they are well known to the police, and "a problem with anti-social behaviour in the area" was code for repeated problems with these particular kids. We just don't know. And the newspaper in question, The Daily Mail, is one that is well known for deceptive reporting, so it's impossible to tell what the truth is.
    20. Re:anyone else... by squoozer · · Score: 1

      I agree that it appears the police went over the top in this case but I have seen kids damage a tree where arrest would probably have been the correct response. The tree in question was on the high street and is one of only a few trees planted to provide shade and generally make the place look pretty. A group of kids walked up to one of the trees grabbed a substantial low lying branch and broke it off tearing the bark half way down the tree (the tree was probably about 15 to 20 years old - around 7" DBH at a guess). I'm no tree expert but I would say the damage caused gave the tree a 50:50 chance of survival mainly due to increased infection risk and it would certainly be scarred for life.

      If that sort of behaviour isn't criminal damage (after all our tax paid for that tree to be planted) then what is it? I think the correct response would be a ticking off and a fine, that the parents are liable for, of ten times the value of the tree and replanting.

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    21. Re:anyone else... by everphilski · · Score: 1

      I'd be fairly confident that an afternoon in the company of 3 twelve-year-olds wasn't going to significantly damage the tree.

      You must not have been a twelve year old who grew up out in the country. I could (and, yes, did) tear down a 20'+ tree at the age of 12.

    22. Re:anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "anti-social" ..., maybe.

      More like, 'The terrorrists have won' as these people view non-harming behavior (unless gravity gets a hold of the kid in the tree) as wrong and evil.

      I wish god (or whoever) would start smiting more people on this planet. They're taking up space and wasting valuable oxygen.

      /doesn't know god, doesn't care to

    23. Re:anyone else... by gadlaw · · Score: 1

      Yes me. From the article, exact quote - copy pasted. Reading and comprehending are apparently different things. Read and comprehend the article, not just the headline. "-----Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.-----" And destroying a tree on public property is still destroying a tree. Destroying a tree is different from taking a few twigs or snapping off a dead branch of a tree. And nobody would have called the police for a few twigs. To cut down a tree in a National Forest you need a permit by the way, those trees are on public property. The point being, and even though you seem to know that trees were and are used to build houses and boats and such, the point being that trees are valuable resources.

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    24. Re:anyone else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they are well known to the police

      Please read the article. It clearly stated these children had no prior involvement with the police.

      I am a supporter of the police in my country, but this situation looks over the top. I would consider taking legal action to at the least have my child's DNA removed from the records (if not for unlawful arrest, harrasment, etc).

    25. Re:anyone else... by delinear · · Score: 1

      Officers told the children they had been seen damaging the tree which is in a wooded area of public land near their homes
      So, this isn't your personal property (and I agree that kids destroying a tree in my garden would offend me).

      Of course, destroying public property is perfectly acceptable. Because we have such an abundance of nice places for people to go that haven't already been trashed by people with no respect for others.

      As for "tearing down", I don't know if you've ever seen a tree, but they're fairly hardy buggers - we build houses out of them, and before steel came along they were quite popular for ocean-going ships. I'd be fairly confident that an afternoon in the company of 3 twelve-year-olds wasn't going to significantly damage the tree. Perhaps a few broken twigs, and a little less foliage.

      As has been noted elsewhere, the tree was only 20 foot, tearing off branches could certainly cause substantial damage. I didn't see the part of the article where they were (as you claim) breaking a few twigs. In fact, the only part of the article that mentions the extent of the damage is when the superintendent states they were breaking every branch from the tree. Of course, he might be lying to protect his officers, but that would be very easy to prove by showing some photographs of the tree and the amount of damage. Since you took the rest of the article verbatim, and since there was no refutation of the amount of damage they were doing, it seems fair that you accept this statement of the damage they did (and in fact, even one of the fathers referred to them damaging the tree) rather than making up your own.

      Finally, as has also been noted, the Daily Mail have a long and colourful history of sensationalist journalism. They have a vested interested in stirring up public opinion, yet they declined to show the damage to the tree (which, if minimal, would have supported the whole story). You should ask yourself just why they would leave out this most incriminating indictment of the police's heavy-handed behaviour.

      Just to re-iterate, I do think the police massively overreacted. However, to claim that the people who called the police are at fault is just stupid. The kids were causing criminal damage, the right thing to do is to notify the autorities and if the police see fit to give them a warning and let them go, so be it. Already people are scared to report crimes they see committed on a daily basis and your plan is to further reduce the number of people willing to stand up for society by threatening them with wasting police time doesn't seem like a way to fix that.

    26. Re:anyone else... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      creating such a stink that the officers in question are likely to get formally reprimanded
      This seems an unlikely result in the UK where not a single officer has been reprimanded over the murder of Charles de Menezes, an innocent man shot at point blank range by police on the tube.
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  14. What ethnicity were the kids? by Aardpig · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Could they have been imprisoned for Climbing While Black? Sounds crazy, but so is the number of Afro-Carribeans pulled over in the USA for Driving While Black...

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    1. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by Seven+Sided+Snowflak · · Score: 1

      RTFA. There's a picture RIGHT THERE.

    2. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      TFA has their pictures. They're white. If they weren't, they's probably have been charged rather than reprimanded.

    3. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1
      Slashdot: nearly a million monkeys, but still no Hamlet.


      Your sig seems strangely appropriate.
    4. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      Charged hell! There's a fair possibility they could have been shot outright. Police are fucking dangerous, and often dangerously unbalanced. Yet, as a society we never seem to manage to reel them back in, no manner how many innocent people get gunned down in their own home (happened in my home town, the most recent excuse was "Oops, Wrong address for the drug bust (and he (the victim) was black anyway)." Not a single officer was so much as reprimanded, much less fired.), beaten (how many of these to do we hear about each year, much less the ones that get covered up), or otherwise assualted/harmed.

    5. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Could they have been imprisoned for Climbing While Black?

      Possibly. If so, their imprisonment must have had quite the blanching effect. Too bad Michael Jackson didn't think of this - he could've saved himself a lot of surgery.
    6. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by tetromino · · Score: 1

      First, why is the parent flamebait? There many cities with a racist police force all around the world. Race and ethnicity are important factors in one's interaction with the criminal justice system, as you would quickly realize if you ever have to deal with cops or courts...

      In this case, the photograph shows three white kids. The race of the officers who arrested them was not reported.

    7. Re:What ethnicity were the kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also kill whites and every other color and get away with it.

  15. Way too far by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    12 year olds....DNA samples (and stored for X years) taken without parental or legal approval? Insane.

    Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested? Convicted, yes, I can see....but just arrested? Insane.
    (this does not even go into the complete foolishness of arresting them for what they actually did).

    1. Re:Way too far by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Additionally, just as important: so you're arrested and they take a DNA sample (pretend that that's OK for a second or that there's a good reason to need DNA). They they don't charge you and the DNA is clearly not needed for the investigation. They keep the DNA on record? Seems to me that if you're found innocent or set free (and, again, there's no reason to keep it for further investigation, as in a rape case say), the police should be required to remove your entry in the database.

    2. Re:Way too far by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the police should be required to remove your entry in the database.

      Required or not...do they?

    3. Re:Way too far by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      That's another question to also ask, yeah. But in this case, it doesn't sound like they're even required to or planning to. (Not even overtly.)

    4. Re:Way too far by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1

      I would say no. Its like all those public service anouncements saying let the police finger print your children for "thier safety". You know, in case they ever go missing or something. You think they actually throw away those finger prints when they hit 18? I don't think so.

    5. Re:Way too far by TheDugong · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested?"

      Yes. It happened to my potential brother in law (PBIL).

      Two days before he was set to move back out here (Oz) his best mate, who he was staying with at the time, had some money stolen by his ex-girlfriend. She pointed the finger at my PBIL. Despite the fact that his friend stated that it could not possibly have been my PBIL, the police asked him to come down the station for an interview. He did, after all he had nothing to hide and wanted to help his mate recover his property.

      He was arrested, fingerprinted, DNA sampled and made to stay in a (freezing) cell overnight. The times on the "reciept" (I do not know the official term) are wrong, implying he was released immediately after he was arrested - which is utter BS.

      His mate's ex has since been charged and convicted (well, fined).

      His DNA and fingerprints will be kept on record.

      As part of the process of getting permanent residency here, he has to get a police report for every country he has lived in during the past X (five?) years. On his UK police report he was "not convicted". The report implies that he got away with it, not that he was completely innocent.

    6. Re:Way too far by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Virginia I believe has the same law, at least if I remember my Law and Order correctly. (Yeah yeah, fiction, I know, but it seems to me that there are plenty of plotlines without making up stuff like that, and that it'd be more interesting if what tehy say is true.)

    7. Re:Way too far by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested? Convicted, yes, I can see....but just arrested?

      worse.... the DNA recording is no longer limited to "serious arrestable offences", you can have your DNA taken for what they define as a "recordable offence" which means they needn't even arrest you... they will take the sample out there in the street while giving you a caution or writing up your ticket for dropping litter... if you object, they'll arrest you... simple innit...

      and soon they'll be fingerprinting newborns in the maternity suites... it's the only way they can get a massive database as the rest of us are all refusniks

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    8. Re:Way too far by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 1

      FTFA:
      Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

      Although the reprimand does not amount to court action and the children do not have a criminal record, their details will be kept on file for up to five years.


      Open to abuse, certainly, but it's there so that if a kid causes trouble somewhere else within that 5 year period, you have a track record. I'm not clear which part of name and photograph isn't sufficient for that, but at least the intent isn't a secret. The police, I imagine, would argue that kids' appearances change a lot in that time, and some names are fairly common. *shrug*

    9. Re:Way too far by arkhan_jg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The police in England and Wales have more DNA samples than in any other country - 5% of the population. Scotland don't allow the retention of DNA for those not convicted.

      "Since April 2004, the police in England and Wales have been able to take DNA samples without consent from anyone arrested on suspicion of any recordable offence. Recordable offences include begging, being drunk and disorderly and taking part in an illegal demonstration." (It also includes many driving offences) "Both DNA profiles (the string of numbers used for identification purposes) and DNA samples (which contain unlimited genetic information), are kept permanently, even if the person arrested is never charged or is acquitted. A massive expansion in the number of individuals on the Database has not led to any noticable increase in the likelihood of identifying a suspect."

      When the national database was orginally setup, DNA profiles were removed if the person was not convicted, and after a while for non-serious offences. Now they keep not only the database profile (the number representing 'unique' ID) but the original full DNA sample as well. Permanently.

      The government also insists on the right to DNA profile juveniles.

      We have number-plate recognition cameras going up everywhere to record everywhere we drive, possibly to be followed by satellite tracking for the road tax. We have more CCTV cameras than anywhere else. Oh, and our passports are going to have biometric data, i.e. fingerprints and iris records initially, and likely DNA later. All this info will be stored in the central government database. National ID cards are pretty much dead, but only because of costs. After a few years of the passport office building up biometric data on much of the population, having to carry a national ID card will come back, piggybacked off the passport system.
      Don't forget the email and internet records being kept, and the credit card databases, and access to the phone records.

      Welcome to total surveillence in the UK. All applauded by the general population, as it will 'keep us safe from crime'. I'm just wondering when mandatory CCTV cameras will be installed in homes, to allow the police to spot terrorists and pedophiles.

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    10. Re:Way too far by Threni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Is the law in Britain to take (and store) DNA samples when you are simply arrested?

      Yes. The police here are pretty useless too. Here's a similar story:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/5 233262.stm

    11. Re:Way too far by Yrd · · Score: 1

      DNA samples are taken from everyone who's arrested in England and Wales (probably Scotland too, not sure). They're destroyed (or should be) if you're released without charge or action.

      These kids were given a formal warning which stays on their record, therefore there's a basis for retaining their DNA. Parental approval doesn't come into it - legal precedent is there for it, and that's all that's required.

      And vandalising a publicly-owned cherry tree is definitely something that needs to be dealt with. If the coppers just said 'oh stop doing that' and went away, what do you think's going to happen? Will the kids go 'oh well we should stop' and go home? Sometimes a shock is what's needed. Okay so they could end up hating the police for the rest of their lives, but they wouldn't exactly be unusual in that regard - many other people do with far less justification.

      But I would hope that they were treated fairly and politely throughout, and will as they grow up come to realise that it was the right thing to be done.

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    12. Re:Way too far by Doitroygsbre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Collecting DNA just because you were arrested isn't insane, it's law (here in America). here is an article written before the bill passed:
      Bill Would Permit DNA Collection From All Those Arrested
      Suspects arrested or detained by federal authorities could be forced to provide samples of their DNA that would be recorded in a central database under a provision of a Senate bill to expand government collection of personal data.
      ...
      The provision, co-sponsored by Kyl and Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), does not require the government to automatically remove the DNA data of people who are never convicted. Instead, those arrested or detained would have to petition to have their information removed from the database after their cases were resolved.


      And that bill was passed. Just take the bill number (H.R.3402) and plug it into the Library of Congress' bill finder thingy. It was originally passed in the Senate as S.1197, but the House bill is the final version. In the House bill, the portion is Title X, sections 1001-1005

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    13. Re:Way too far by mihaibu · · Score: 0

      Almost exactly what did the police (militia, actually) in the eastern europe, back in the 80's... however, they couldn't take DNA samples, because they didn't have the means... they could arrest and fingerprint anyone for nothing. U're fucked :D

    14. Re:Way too far by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Yes, DNA can be stored on file forever. A sample can be obtained from any person who has been arrested {not convicted, not even charged, just arrested for being in the wrong place at the wrong time}. Even an illegally-obtained sample can be stored.

      It hasn't quite reached the point where newborn babies are being DNA-profiled. But it's going to come to that. Meanwhile, there are opportunities for someone with the right equipment to frame people using DNA.

      Note that if you were arrested, released, but your DNA was held on file, and later convicted for something which was outlawed after your arrest {but which was legal at the time you were arrested} then this may be held by the higher courts to be tantamount to retroactive application of law {which contravenes the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights article 11 section 2, and therefore the UK Human Rights Act}. However, this is untested TTBOMK, and may fail anyway, since evidence obtained illegally has been held to be admissible in court, for the prosecution {but not for the defence}.

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    15. Re:Way too far by csteinle · · Score: 1
      DNA samples are taken from everyone who's arrested in England and Wales (probably Scotland too, not sure). They're destroyed (or should be) if you're released without charge or action.

      They are permitted to keep the DNA sample even if they don't do anything. Source (although this report is specifically about calls to remove the records kept about under 18s.) Fortunately, the Scottish Executive seem to believe this kind of behaviour is excessive, and so DNA is not kept for those simply arrested in Scotland.
    16. Re:Way too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of insane, this is the nation where cops opened fire on a harmless random guy - gunned him down and shot him to death with multiple weapons being fired, then lied about it while systematically destroying video ( and other ) evidence against them that could/should have been used to prosecute the police involved for murder. And all the while the Police Chief admitting he ordered his subordinates to shoot to kill if 'in doubt'.

      Pretty much open terrorism against the population they swore to serve and protect.

      So this tree thing neither surprises me, nor strikes me as particularly heinous given the past crimes of UK police that they have gotten away with.

    17. Re:Way too far by fotbr · · Score: 1

      Around here, those programs work this way:

      Parent brings kid down to station, or mall or wherever.
      Officer fingerprints kid.
      Officer hands fingerprint card to parent.
      Parent, kid, fingerprint card, all leave together.

      This way, should little johnny or little susie get kidnapped, or run away, the parent(s) can give the police the fingerprint card when they report them missing, but there are no privacy issues since the legal guardians of the kid is the one in control of the fingerprint card.

  16. too far by silentace · · Score: 2, Funny

    seems they went too far but if you ask me cops have been going a bit to far for at least 5 years+ now.

    1. Re:too far by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      No, they've been 'going too far' for 50+ years now.

    2. Re:too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank your jackass friends that voted Democrat.

      I've seen both Democrats and Republicans herald a President for multiple 8+ year terms. The trend always seems to be that Republicans promote War, Corporate Growth; the Democrats tend to be whiny tree-hugger pussies that only care about making sure that low-wage earners/developers get fair salaries, civil liberties, etc.

      If you're 18+ in November 2006, you owe it to your country (and more importantly your personal rights), to shake the government up. Re-elect our current Republican officials in 2006, so we can continue cleaning this world up.

    3. Re:too far by silentace · · Score: 1

      i don't thinkt 50+ back in the late 70s maybe it started, but that would of just been corruption or favoritism towards or against certain people. I am talking about 5+ years to police just being complete and total morons when it comes to upholding the law and what needs to be let go, in this case childs play, and forgot. But 5+ maybe a little short but 50+ seems a little to far back for me. maybe 10-15 at most. i grew up in the 80s and there was NEVER anything like this. The cops in the 90s would still give you a slap on the hand and not make a front page news story out of anything besides maybe drugs and major other various crimes.

  17. Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

    Since when was being anti-social a crime?

    1. Re:Anti-Social? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      Since there were "restraining orders" in the US, and ASBO's in the UK.
      "you were an asshat....don't do it again, or you WILL go to jail"

    2. Re:Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...what?

      Maybe we are thinking of different concepts... but "anti-social" to me means not agreeing with the concept of being social, which usually entails me sitting on my couch not speaking to another human being.

    3. Re:Anti-Social? by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      Since, at the least, the Sharks starting taking over the Jets' territory...

      But just be cool, boy.
    4. Re:Anti-Social? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      but "anti-social" to me means not agreeing with the concept of being social, which usually entails me sitting on my couch not speaking to another human being.

      Exactly. Which has been perveted in recent times to mean 'not going along with the flow'.

    5. Re:Anti-Social? by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

      The UK legal system is probably referring to anti-social as antisocial personality disorder and actions that may present a borderline case. Check out the Wiki.

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    6. Re:Anti-Social? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The term anti-social is a little confusing. It can mean "averse to the society of others" or "hostile or harmful to organized society; especially : being or marked by behavior deviating sharply from the social norm".

    7. Re:Anti-Social? by gullevek · · Score: 1

      and not going with the flow means you are a terrorist!

      Those were sure Al-Kaida terrorists. Lucky the cops could take them down, before they could turn that tree into a huge treehouse where a new Al-Kaida cell would have been created.

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    8. Re:Anti-Social? by Davey+McDave · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's unsocial. As in, ignoring social trends. This is antisocial. It means deliberately breaking them and being malicious towards other people.

      It's a distinct difference. The same counts for amoral and unmoral.

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    9. Re:Anti-Social? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      Since they started issuing Anti-Social Behaviour Orders. Oh wait, that's the UK, where they outlawed guns about a decade ago and have moved on to trying to outlaw being obnoxious. Remember-- when being anti-social is outlawed, only outlaws will be anti-social!

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    10. Re:Anti-Social? by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Welcome to UK law. Go read up on it. "Anti social" behavior is a criminal offense. But be aware that your definition of "anti social" (say, gloomy or impolite) may not be the same as that in the UK / UK law (say, offensive or obscene or psychotic). Read the links provided in other comments in this branch and do some googling ...

    11. Re:Anti-Social? by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when was being anti-social a crime?

      In the UK being anti-social isn't itself a crime.

      But if you are anti-social, they get to make up special laws, just for you.

      They are called 'Anti-Social Behavior Orders' or ASBOs.

      And then they can make just about anything a crime. For you.

      Sooner or later someone will get one like:

      "Must not raise right hand above waist height in a public place or where likely to be viewed from a public place".

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    12. Re:Anti-Social? by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      To extend that, since when was playing with two other children, building a tree fort, anti-social? That seems to promote teamwork and cooperation if you ask me, which most certainly require social interaction.

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    13. Re:Anti-Social? by Ibag · · Score: 1

      I think that you misunderstand the meaning of anti-social in this context. Yes, if you sit in your room all day, not interacting with other people, that can be called anti-social, or perhaps more descriptively unsocial or not social. However, anti-social is broader than that. If you and a group of friends were to go around your neighborhood egging people's houses, throwing small rocks at passers-by, breaking the limbs of public trees, bullying people, shooting people on the street with water guns (not necessarily filled with water) or a number of other similar acts, that would be anti-social. Anti-social behavior is often behavior which is disruptive to society in one form or another.

      Unfortunately, when a particular behavior is referred to as anti-social, it is usually because it is not severe enough to call it by greater term such as assault or vandalism. Anti-social behaviors are things which might not warrant jail, and which many people might try to ignore because they don't want to merely escalate things, but are acts which normal, functioning members of a civil and polite society do not do. Anti-social behaviors are the things that you say, "it might not technically be illegal, but I won't do it because it will accomplish nothing but pissing other people off." Generally, people who engage in anti-social behavior are jackasses, and the only legal way to stop them (if they aren't being carried out by children whose parents are willing to step up) is to call the cops.

    14. Re:Anti-Social? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Trees have feelings too. How would you like it if some tree came along and started ripping limbs off you to build a fort?

      KFG

    15. Re:Anti-Social? by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . . the only legal way to stop them . . .

      . . .is to criminalise pissing people off.

      KFG

    16. Re:Anti-Social? by siegesama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's one of those often used terms that doesn't really mean what people seem to think it means. Unsocial is what you are. Property damage is antisocial.

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    17. Re:Anti-Social? by HaloZero · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do believe I would have to put down the psychotropic drugs at that point.

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    18. Re:Anti-Social? by Ibag · · Score: 1

      You don't need to criminalize pissing people off for the legal system to deal with anti-social behavior. Most anti-social behavior would be criminal if it were of a greater scope or severity. All you need to do is set up a system of warnings so that repeat violations can accumulate. If someone smashes your mailbox once, it might not warrant jail time, but if someone smashes your mailbox repeatedly, in part because they feel that there will be no serious consequences, something needs to be done. For some people, fear of punishment is the only thing that deters them from committing acts like this, and so some sort of punishment needs to exist so that society as a whole can function properly.

    19. Re:Anti-Social? by Clovert+Agent · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a long time. While there are plenty of examples of police (at the instigation of neighbours, mind you) taking it too far, there really is a big problem in the UK with kids, both in gangs and individually, going on the rampage. Cars and property being damaged, people assaulted, shops robbed, loud noise, intimidation, drugs...it's widespread if not quite the reign of terror some of the tabloids make it out to be.

      That's countered by, among other things, ASBOs - Antisocial Behaviour Orders - which enforce things like curfews and prevent the recipient from going into certain areas. Not just kids - anyone can get an ASBO. It's supposed to be a way to reduce the likelihood of offence without having to actually arrest someone or cart them off to a juvenile facility.

      How well it works is another question entirely (ASBOs have been handed out in some really quite doubtful cases), but to answer your question: antisocial behaviour has been a crime for years.

    20. Re:Anti-Social? by kfg · · Score: 1

      I do believe I would have to put down the psychotropic drugs at that point.

      In future psychotropic drugs for children will be mandatory.

      Oh. . .wait.

      KFG

    21. Re:Anti-Social? by Gryle · · Score: 1

      What and risk loosing the ability to follow Slashdot arguements?

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    22. Re:Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      Like me waiting at my mailbox with my Louisville Slugger.

      Oh wait that's assault...

    23. Re:Anti-Social? by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      If you and a group of friends were to go around your neighborhood egging people's houses, throwing small rocks at passers-by, breaking the limbs of public trees, bullying people, shooting people on the street with water guns (not necessarily filled with water) or a number of other similar acts, that would be anti-social. Anti-social behavior is often behavior which is disruptive to society in one form or another.

      The use of the word "gang" below, and the bolded text above is why I never considered any of this "anti-social" behavior. Joining a gang is definitely social behavior, you are trying to climb the ladder and gain acceptance from peers.

      "anti" means "opposed to or against". I am "opposed to" social behavior. Therefore, I describe it as "anti-social".

      These people aren't going against "social" behavoir, but against "decent" behavoir. A more descriptive term would be "anti-decent behavoir" for people who egg houses.

    24. Re:Anti-Social? by Ibag · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you check the dictionary, you will see that what I claim *is* in fact an accepted definition of anti-social. Someone even put a link to a definition somewhere else in the comments. I made sure to add the group of friends specificly to point out that you don't have to be alone to be doing something anti-social.

    25. Re:Anti-Social? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Huh? What do guns have to do with anything?

    26. Re:Anti-Social? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      It's the new term they are attaching to everything they don't like.
      I'm anti-social when I listen to my ipod and hide behind sunglasses on public transport - should I be arrested?

    27. Re:Anti-Social? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like bad laws are not a reason to invalidate the whole concept of law, bad ASBOs are not a reason to invalidate the whole concept of ASBOs. Yes, there have been a few crazy judges making stupid ASBOs. It doesn't mean that ASBOs aren't a good idea, it just means that those judges need to be replaced.

      "ASBO" is just a fancy way of saying "restraining order". It sounds scarier because it's an acronym. Don't let the name fool you.

    28. Re:Anti-Social? by malign · · Score: 1

      If you have the volume too loud, yes you should :P

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    29. Re:Anti-Social? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Huh? What do guns have to do with anything?

      Once they got rid of the guns, they had to come up with something else to go after.

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    30. Re:Anti-Social? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      "anti-social" to me means not agreeing with the concept of being social

      And in psychology jargon, it means that a person is raging nutcase you don't want to be around. I think the UK law refers those folks, not teens in black moping around their house.

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    31. Re:Anti-Social? by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Once they got rid of the guns, they had to come up with something else to go after.

      Outlawing guns =/= destroying all the guns in the country.

      They're still very free to go after people who have a gun because they're definitely breaking the law, rather than just probably.

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    32. Re:Anti-Social? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Ah right.

      Actually, I think they're using the US Constitution as a checklist of things to eliminate. They've eliminated the right to a trial for certain crimes and the right to remain silent, and freedom of speech is under attack.

    33. Re:Anti-Social? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you and a group of friends were to go around your neighborhood egging people's houses, throwing small rocks at passers-by, breaking the limbs of public trees, bullying people, shooting people on the street with water guns (not necessarily filled with water) or a number of other similar acts, that would be anti-social.

      Ummmm, so acting like a normal kid is now anti-social?

      Most kids will do something stupid at some point and they will have to be told not to do it anymore, but it's no big deal. Only if they refuse to learn or continue to do worse things each time does society itself need to take action.

    34. Re:Anti-Social? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you have a glove and ball there too.

      If it's daylight tell the police you were walking down to the local ball field and were assaulted on your own property and defended yourself. If it's night say that you had taken it all out of your car to bring into the house and then decided to check your mail when you were assaulted and forced to defend yourself.

      If they ask why you didn't run away, say that you were afraid that they would have followed you to your house and assaulted your family too.

      Express remorse that you had to defend yourself and make sure to ask repeatedly if the people you have just brutally assaulted are going to be OK.

    35. Re:Anti-Social? by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      actually even a place can get an asbo
      http://skegnesstoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?Secti onID=809&ArticleID=1652470

      how do you know its got an asbo? when your arrested for breaking no laws or perhaps when you commence your 6 month sentence or perhaps start to pay your £5000 fine.

      If there was anything to be said for asbo's it was that they generally went to the truely deserving. now it is anyone and anywhere and it is too much.

      And if you think thats bad just look where else its being reported and discussed.
      Gives you an idea who reads the Daily Mail thou...

      http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=3 12683&page=2

      even white supremists have thier doubts about children being arrested for climbing tree's...

    36. Re:Anti-Social? by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      No. Just as many restraining orders are applied in poor ways, so are most of the ASBOs that I have heard about. If they want to have and use them as a tool of law enforcement it should be burdensome on law enforcement to get them. They should have to decide that they want to go though the pain and suffereing to get one because it would be for the best of society. It should't be something that is done because someone is taking the easy way out or feeling vindictive. They are mostly touchy feely bulshit. They are a way for the government to point and say "look, see all of the wonderful things we are doing to keep you safe and happy!", but they don't really do a whole lot to deter crime.

    37. Re:Anti-Social? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      The /symptom/ is anti-social behavior, the /cause/ is too much government involvement in private affairs causing people to abdicate responsibility to government. ASBOs are just more government involvement and will only exacerbate the problem (as can be seen where they have been used inappropriately).

      Rich

    38. Re:Anti-Social? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      "Must not raise right hand above waist height in a public place or where likely to be viewed from a public place"
      On the TV news yesterday, it was announced that they were going to give an ASBO to someone for feeding pigeons (and no, not with poison).
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    39. Re:Anti-Social? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I'm anti-social when I listen to my ipod and hide behind sunglasses on public transport - should I be arrested?
      (a) As mentioned in other threads, you are just being unsocial/unsociable, not anti-social in the UK sense.

      (b) Yes, in an ideal world you would be arrested for being a twat.

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  18. So in the UK by mingot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So in the UK they put kids into the same holding areas as adults and can gather DNA from them without some sort of court order or parental consent? And the criminal records of children can actually be queried by schools?

    Not flamebait, not an attack on the UK, but serious questions.

    1. Re:So in the UK by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yup. We are rapidly approaching George Orwell's vision over here. We have more CCTV cameras than anywhere else. We are implementing systems that the police will be able to use to track all vehicle movements around the country, records kept for five years, regardless of whether any crime was committed by the driver. There are moves to gather biometric data from all of the population and hold it on file. "If you don't do anything wrong what have you got to hide?".

      One current scheme is to setup fingerprint access to schools, this is funded by the DfE (Department for Education) and comes from a special budget. The DfE are reluctant to discuss what is done with the data and how long it will be kept. However, given the present administrations desire to collect biometric data and centralise it, its not too big a step to believe that this too will be centralised. It would mean that the government would have biometrics on the population from when it enters the state education system. Initially this will be fingerprint only but once that has been proven possible to defeat other data will be stored, DNA etc.

      There is an argument that all of this will help the authorities prosecute offenders. It smacks too much of a police state for me. This action by the police is merely following the trend that has been established. The police can do no wrong at the moment.

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    2. Re:So in the UK by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      Criminal records in the US can also be queried by schools (private [?] higher education). Doing so almost prevented my entrance to college, until some bright spot pointed out that I was never actually convicted of any crime.

      To expand on that, one of my high school friends was picked up for computer crime, and he dropped my name. The FBI then frequented my house and kitchen table (for me or the coffee, I'm not sure) more than once following that incident. They never could prove anything, nor did they have anything on me. Conversation always started with 'What's a computer?'

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    3. Re:So in the UK by nbannerman · · Score: 1

      Can you quote a source for this fingerprint gathering in schools please?

      I would be indirectly responsible for introducing the techology behind such a program in my school / college, and I certainly haven't heard anything... but you've got me kinda worried.

    4. Re:So in the UK by kripkenstein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dear UK,

      We feel sorry for the people of your historically important island, but for the rest of us, this is great news. We'll just wait and see how this 'police-state' experiment of yours turns out, and learn the lessons from that.

      Please, speed up the Orwellization of your fine country, so that we may arrive at our conclusions the sooner.

      Much thanks in advance,
      Rest of the World

    5. Re:So in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The police can do no wrong at the moment.

      There were six men in Birmingham
      In Guildford there's four
      That were picked up and tortured
      And framed by the law
      And the filth got promotion
      But they're still doing time
      For being Irish in the wrong place
      And at the wrong time

    6. Re:So in the UK by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1
      Much thanks in advance,
      Rest of the World

      Like most things international, the U.S. didn't sign that.

    7. Re:So in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, the tree climbs you.

    8. Re:So in the UK by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >Not flamebait, not an attack on the UK, but serious questions.
      Yup. Thanks Tony Bliar for that. He has overseen the passing of more insane, ill thought out and draconian laws than I care to think about.
      Meanwhile, they have decided this week that schools no longer need to teach right and wrong so expect to see swarms of kids locked up this time next year for playing football without due care and attention, posession of offensive toys and loitering with intention to use a public lavatory.

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    9. Re:So in the UK by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1
      We'll just wait and see how this 'police-state' experiment of yours turns out

      And then what? The rest of the world was damn lucky that Hitler was an Austrian, not an Irish nutcase.

      Imagine if you will a northern Irish Protestant fascist movement spreading across the UK and the British Commonwealth. Given the prevailing opinions of the time Canada, Australia, India and Malaya may well have gone along for the ride.

      So thats history, maybe it can't happen, but I don't want to see them try.

    10. Re:So in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in the UK they put kids into the same holding areas as adults

      That was just a scare tactic by the newspaper. When it said that "Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells.", what it meant was that at one time or another those cells had held adults. It doesn't mean they were in there at the same time, she would have been alone in the cell.

      I don't think there's any need to have special "children-only" cells, cells are just empty rooms with beds.

      And the criminal records of children can actually be queried by schools?

      Er, given that the schools are responsible for the kids for a large part of each schoolday, I don't see anything wrong with that.

    11. Re:So in the UK by r_newman · · Score: 1

      It's tricky though, isn't it? Inside the areas where there are what I personally consider an excessive amount of CCTV devices deployed, all types of crime are way, way down. This is obviously a good thing, so this is used as justification for more and more monitoring. What is termed as "anti-social behaviour" has got out of hand in the UK over the past 15 years too, and something does need to be done about it. Again, it's cheaper to deploy more cameras than more Police officers.

      Probably the biggest concern should be the broadening - to a ridiculous degree, as illustrated in this case - of the meaning of the term "anti-social behaviour". This has become a joke. Certainly violent or intimidating behaviour should be classed at the very least as anti-social, but kids have always played with branches from trees, and shrubs and have always been the bane of any gardeners life from time immemorial. Surely a word with the childrens parents would have been sufficient in this case? It's certainly the worst that ever happened to me ;)

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    12. Re:So in the UK by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Dear UK,

      We'd like to help you with your experiment in building an Orwellian society. We've already implemented some of your ideas, but we could use some tips as we aren't making progress as quickly as we had hoped.

      Sincerely,
      U.S.A.

    13. Re:So in the UK by Eudial · · Score: 1
      Dear UK,

      We feel sorry for the people of your historically important island, but for the rest of us, this is great news. We'll just wait and see how this 'police-state' experiment of yours turns out, and learn the lessons from that.

      Please, speed up the Orwellization of your fine country, so that we may arrive at our conclusions the sooner.

      Much thanks in advance,
      Rest of the World


      Dear Rest of the World, shitty legislation is like a lot like dung. If your neighbor fills his back yard with it, you're going to feel it too. All of the sudden, every single asshat in your country will cry "Hey! They have this-and-that-asinine-law in the UK, we want it too, since it works so well!"
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    14. Re:So in the UK by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      We can give you the results now.

      Productivity is up by 300%, happiness is booming, and all worship the great leader!!! ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!!!

      In other news, Comrade Ogilvy (a total abstainer and a nonsmoker and dedicated 24 hours to the duty of the party) was recently martyred while being pursued by enemy jet planes. He was flying important dispatches across enemy-held territory (the Indian Ocean), and in a heroic fashion, chose to die rather than let the plans be captured.

      Brought to you from the Ministry of Information.

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    15. Re:So in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, speed up the Orwellization of your fine country, so that we may arrive at our conclusions the sooner.

      That's kind of based off of the assumption that we'd actually learn from the mistakes of the UK. If it works everyone else will start doing it. If it doesn't, they'll do it anyway.

    16. Re:So in the UK by mingot · · Score: 1

      Really? The criminal records of minors are supposed to be sealed. I know that when I joined the military at age 19 they didn't find squat. And there was something to find.

    17. Re:So in the UK by aafiske · · Score: 1

      Hah, since when has any nation learned a lesson from another nation's mistakes?

  19. What is this World coming to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "What is this World coming to? Do you think they went to far?"

    No, I think they came from far and went to ridiculous.

  20. The parents agree by Penguinoflight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In the article, the parents only had things like "the police went too far" to say about their children being arrested. I probably would have been harder on the police department, but one has to wonder about the 12-year-old's responses to their experience (one of the boys was crying uncontrollably, and one of the girls went back to sleeping with her parents). These infant-willed "preteens" didn't belong in a 20 foot cherry tree.

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    1. Re:The parents agree by sunwukong · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're right -- my first response to my 12 year old after they've been sprung is, "Suck it up mister, or else someone's going to make you their bitch if you're not a hardcase yet!"

      Dammit, at their age I was carrying a gun and defending my land from railroad surveyers and rabid dogs.

    2. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These infant-willed "preteens" didn't belong in a 20 foot cherry tree.

      I tend to agree. I got nicked for shoplifting when I was just 13 and got to spend the whole day in a holding cell on account of my cunt of a stepfather not bothering to call my mother or father and let them know I was there and then ended up getting the living fuck beat out of me right in the car park of the police station when my real father did show. And then cried only a little after I threw up on account of a particularly particularly nasty punch to the stomach.

      It's not like I was/am some sort of hardass, either.

    3. Re:The parents agree by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have heard of a lot of teens and college kids, not to mention full adults, breaking down upon being arrested and thrown in jail. Especially when they don't understand what's going on. Being totally powerless will do that to you.

      If you are worried about hyperbole in the article, I'm interested in the police claim that they kids were trying to strip ever branch from the cherry tree. Now, I haven't seen this important civic landmark (not entirely sarcastic: trees can be significant, although it didn't really sound like this one was, except from the police description), but your typical tree has a lot of branches, many of which a 12-year-old would be hard-pressed indeed to remove. Of course, we might speculate that the kids had saws and axes, but then we're stuck trying to explain why that wasn't mentioned by the police defending their actions. So that brings us back to the question: how likely was it to the police that the kids were trying to strip the tree and kill it? Did they really believe that? If so, should we trust their testimony and their judgement on this and other case?

    4. Re:The parents agree by kevlarman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      how was that modded insightful. (wait, i know, the first response to my comment will be 'you must be new here')

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    5. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was the parents id sue the police department for emotional damage. If I really had money id give enough money to the right politions to make sure the cops loose there jobs as well.

    6. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...one has to wonder about the 12-year-old's responses to their experience (one of the boys was crying uncontrollably, and one of the girls went back to sleeping with her parents). These infant-willed "preteens" didn't belong in a 20 foot cherry tree.

      I wasn't aware that being rebellious and impervious to authority was a prerequisite for climbing a tree.

      "Those kids today. Always whining about being locked in the closet and beaten by their drunken parents. What a bunch of wussies! When I was their age, I didn't whine about being beaten with a 2x4. I didn't cry about how it wasn't fair that Dad threw me out of a moving car because I wouldn't help him lynch some colored folk. Heck, that was a valuable learning experience. I learned to like burning crosses and wearing that white sheet on Sunday. Just like I learned to like it when Mom and Dad used me a like a condom. No sir, I didn't complain about my unfair treatment and I turned out just fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed some dogfood to the twelve year old girls I keep chained in the basement."

    7. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here....

      Hey, I had to.

    8. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm curious: did you ever shoplift again after that?

    9. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. No. Getting left in (kiddie) jail all day, and getting the crap beat out of you, having both parents show you and then return (well dad had a guilt attack and gave me mine a few weeks after, which is a good thing since it was my first PC -- and my mother is STILL pissed, 20 years later he caved on that) all of your christmas presents (twas 2 days before) and then spending the next month in your room tends to break you of silly habits like that one. Hell, I don't even take advantage of the fact that I know the old man still feels guilty about the beating since I'm pretty sure he did me a favor on a few different levels with that.

    10. Re:The parents agree by walnutmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Listen, I don't like kids either... But you my friend... Are an idiot.

      Getting thrown in jail is a very good reason to be crying uncontrollably. Expecially if you didn't do anything wrong. It is very difficult to have no control of a situation. You would probably be sobbing. Give up on the macho crap, it's stupid.

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    11. Re:The parents agree by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I probably would have been harder on the police department, but one has to wonder about the 12-year-old's responses to their experience

      No one doesn't. Kids climb trees. They don't normally get arrested for it. Their responses were normal.

      These infant-willed "preteens" didn't belong in a 20 foot cherry tree.

      Maybe you've never seen a tree before. So you might want to sit down for this.

      20 feet is actually quite short for a tree. Most people would consider that a shrub, not a tree.

      When you climb a shrub or a tree, it is not necessary or even possible to climb up to the very highest leaves at the top. They won't hold your weight. Therefore the fact that the tree height is 20 feet strongly indicates that these kids were at a much lower height at the time of their arrest. They were probably at varying heights from zero to about ten- the article doesn't say. This would further indicate that emotional stability (as determined by an arrest) need not be a prerequisite for climbing shrubbery.

    12. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I had to.

      No, you didn't.

    13. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who fucking cares?! It's A TREE for crying out loud. A fucking plant in the ground with no brain. Even burning ants with a magnifying glass would've been more sadistic! Any cop who could arrest a 12 year old for something this rediculous should be fired for inability to perform his primary duties (to serve and protect). Who the fuck is this serving or protecting?!

      How many trees do corporations, land owners, and the government itself chop down every day? My guess would be more than one!

    14. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here...

    15. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    16. Re:The parents agree by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many trees do corporations, land owners, and the government itself chop down every day? My guess would be more than one!

      Break a branch, become a criminal, go to jail.

      Raze a forest, become a Captain of Industry, go to government.

      KFG

    17. Re:The parents agree by dargon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Heh, I made the mistake of trying that when I was a kid, great big willow tree, probably 30 feet tall. I could pretty much get right to the top, of course 1 bad step on the way down and I was in a world of hurt for about 2 weeks, still have the remnants of the scar on my chest where I kinda fell past a ragged branch on the way down. I was real lucky in that fall though, only got the wind knocked out of me, 5 feet in the wrong direction and I would have landed on the big root that was partially sticking above ground by about 6 inches. Soft grass/dirt or hard wooden log, hmm, I'll take the grass thanks ;)

    18. Re:The parents agree by jeremymiles · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Possibly it wasn't mentioned because this was reported in the Daily Mail, a nasty, right wing, petty-minded paper, which sometimes doesn't seem to have a great deal of regard for the truth, and has more regard for pushing it's own agenda.

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    19. Re:The parents agree by Kuukai · · Score: 1

      Dammit, at their age I was carrying a gun and defending my land from railroad surveyers and rabid dogs.

      And everytime the police drove by they gave you a thumbs up, glad to see you weren't doing anything dangerous like defacing priceless trees.

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    20. Re:The parents agree by xenobyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the action should be justified, we're talking an army of kids armed with chainsaws and other powertools cutting down dozens of trees while they yelled obscene words and tortured the wildlife encountered. Three children breaking off a few branches by hand should never EVER result in any form of police action. Why call the police and not just go to the tree and tell the kids to please stop? - It's not like these kids looked like hardline gang members (picture available in the article)... But I guess it's easier to call the cops and exaggerate enough for them to come.

      Hmmm... I wonder whether the report that caused the police response where akin to the first variant decribed above ("Help, a gang of kids are destroying or cherry trees!") or something else. Anyway, I sure once the police actually showed up they had to make up something in order not to look too stupid. They failed miserably though.

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    21. Re:The parents agree by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Why call the police and not just go to the tree and tell the kids to please stop?

      How about simply putting them in the back of the patrol car and driving them home to mom and dad for a stern talking to? No official charges or anything needed, just the sight of mom and mr officer sitting at the kitchen table talking, occasionally looking your way, is more than enough to scare a 12 yr old to the bone.

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    22. Re:The parents agree by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you in this case, there certainly are trees that have historical significance and are protected more than the average backyard spruce (or ants). For example, here in Austin we have the Treaty Oak, which was victim to vandalism in the 90s that made international news. I would imagine the Japanese cherry trees in Washington DC would be vigilantly protected against vandalism as well.

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    23. Re:The parents agree by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe they were crying because they had been "sucking it up".

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    24. Re:The parents agree by gotih · · Score: 2, Insightful

      when i was a kid there were 5 climbable trees (the sugar maple's branches were too high) in my yard. i spent so much time in those trees, like natural jungle gyms. my friends and i would time each other to see who could climb to a certain branch the fastest. my arms were scraped from rough bark but i never fell.

      i think adults want kids to act like adults which is sad.

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    25. Re:The parents agree by GryMor · · Score: 1

      I must concur. I mean, I fell out of a 100ft tall tree (from the 40ft level) when I was a kid. Fortunatly, it was an evergreen and the fall took a long time with lots of breaking, bouncing and sliding. 20ft tall tree? The stairs in your house are more deadly.

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    26. Re:The parents agree by shabble · · Score: 1
      Of course, we might speculate that the kids had saws and axes, but then we're stuck trying to explain why that wasn't mentioned by the police defending their actions.
      Probably because the story wouldn't have been as sensational. The Daily Mail has a habit of omitting/distorting facts in order to hype up what would otherwise be a non-story. It is a tabloid after all. http://www.24dash.com/content/news/viewNews.php?na vID=7&newsID=8462 for example has the headline "Three children arrested and DNA tested after damaging a tree" - Much more low key than "arrested for playing in a tree" as The Mail described it. From 24Dash:
      The spokeswoman said they were arrested on suspicion of causing criminal damage and given a reprimand - the juvenile equivalent of a caution - which means their details will be kept on file for up to five years.
    27. Re:The parents agree by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      20 feet is actually quite short for a tree. Most people would consider that a shrub, not a tree.

      Now you mention it that is rather small. Which tends to suggest that they weren't climbing it so much as breaking the branches off it. And also that the damage they were doing may have been more severe than they could have managed with a big tree.

    28. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did run the possibly greatest tabloid frontpage headline of all time though:
      "METATARSAL MIRACLE!"

      (When footballer Wayne Rooney was spotted on the training field after recovering from an injury)

    29. Re:The parents agree by goatan · · Score: 1

      Here Here if these children had been from a single parent, poor, ethnic minority home or just wearing a hooded top they would have demanded an imediate showtrial and execution.

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    30. Re:The parents agree by drsquare · · Score: 1
      Why call the police and not just go to the tree and tell the kids to please stop?

      This is Britain, if you do that you get stoned or knifed, and then sued by the kids parents for infringing their rights.
    31. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNA isn't details. Being arrested isn't a reprimand.

      It seems the Daily Mail wrote a more accurate story than many people here would like to believe.

    32. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being totally powerless will do that to you.

      I've got news for you: If you live under the rule of a government (which more or less every human being on this planet does), you are powerless from the day you are born to the day you die.

      More precisely, there will never be a time in your life when you are NOT subject to a group which holds this special "right" to employ coercion as a business model, and if you resist, the laws of morality will be turned upside down and you will become the criminal.

      You can believe what you want, but the cold hard fact is that if government wants to destroy your life, they can do it in a heartbeat, and they have about a thousand ways to do it.

    33. Re:The parents agree by delinear · · Score: 1

      Why call the police and not just go to the tree and tell the kids to please stop? - It's not like these kids looked like hardline gang members (picture available in the article)...

      Chances are if you tried this as a member of Joe Public, the least you could expect is a string of abuse, but it could be much worse. I know that, generally speaking, the vast majority of kids are good and not out to cause trouble, but the behaviour being exhibited wouldn't cause most people to think "Hmm, they seem like generally good kids".

      I've known people try to approach kids causing trouble or damaging public (or private) property and try to reason with them in a civil manner. One guy I lived near tried just this when the (angelic-looking) kids on the street were playing football in the road, subsequent to people's flower-beds being crushed and car windows being smashed. He went out and asked them to move to the end of the road (where there is a small area for playing games) and got a load of verbal abuse in return, so he left them to it.

      Two days later the police were at his door accusing him of assault when he hadn't laid a hand on any of them. They "let him off" with a caution (which stays on his record for, what, five years?). And then subjected him to a systematic campaign of harassment. He's had to fit cameras to the front and rear of his house to protect it and his car, and the police seem powerless to do anything.

      Sure, if they're good kids they'll probably apologise for their behaviour and go do something more wholesome, but why the hell would anyone want to take the risk in today's society where the thugs and vandals seem to have the law on their side? If they turned on you with those sticks and you put up any kind of defence, you wouldn't be able to guarantee that you wouldn't be the one on the way to prison. Gangs of teens (and even younger kids) roam the streets smashing people's property, making people's lives a misery and the people are powerless to do anything - this is the society we're living in now, I honestly can't blame anyone for taking the safe route and calling the police to kids causing criminal damage to public property.

      Was it unreasonable to do DNA testing and lock them up for hours? Most likely (although we only have the parents' word for it that they're little angels with no previous record of troublemaking - and they pretty much all say the same thing no matter how bad the kids are). Were the people in the park in the wrong for reporting their behaviour? No way. If only more people did this instead of turning a blind eye, the rogue kids probably wouldn't get away with so much in the first place.

    34. Re:The parents agree by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't really matter whether they were breaking the branches off. Small children don't need to be thrown in jail for minor crimes. In my bustling metropolis of Lincoln, Nebraska, I'd be pretty certain that the cops, given the exact same situation, would have dropped the kids off at their parents' house with a stern warning.

      The scope of the police response in this case was completely out of hand.

    35. Re:The parents agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin

      I'm noticing a theme here...

    36. Re:The parents agree by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Expecially if you didn't do anything wrong.

      Maybe I'm weird, but I'd be getting extremely pissed off, rather than crying.

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    37. Re:The parents agree by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      But note that your link tells exactly the same story. In particular, there were no claims of extensive damage being cased to the tree or any evidence that the kids were really trying to strip every branch from the tree in question. I'd say that the link supports my claim of police hyperbole.

    38. Re:The parents agree by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And why have we yet to see any photos?

      Ideally before-and-after photos, since for all we know, the kids were breaking off partially-busted branches damaged by someone else.

      Of course, a "before" picture would require the luck of someone having photographed that stretch of woodland within recent memory.

      But even just an "after" photo would help settle whether there was intent to damage, or simply the odd branch or two being broken, as kids will do.

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    39. Re:The parents agree by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, 20 feet is about average, or even a little tall, for a fruit tree. Most are both pruned and bred (or grafted -- rootstock type determines mature size) to what are reasonable heights for fruit trees... after all, the higher up the fruit, the more of a PITA it is to pick. (Tho an unimpeded cherry tree can reach a height of 60' or more, you don't see that very often.) Also, ornamental fruit trees tend to be smaller than bearing varieties.

      Given how fruit trees are typically pruned and shaped in their youth, there probably was a good "nesting point" some 4 to 6 feet off the ground, and likely that's where the kids had climbed to. As you say, the higher branches are not going to support much weight, and will break if someone attempts it. For all we know (no photos of the tree having surfaced in this discussion), that may be what happened -- the kids, being kids, tried to clamber out on a too-thin branch, when then broke at the base as such branches will do.

      BTW in my youth I was a very accomplished tree climber, and I believe all kids need the chance to climb trees. A few branches and a few heads will get broken, but humanity will survive that far better than it will jailing every kid who merely behaves like a kid. And if they were *deliberately* damaging the tree, rather than jail, make the brats plant and care for some replacements, so they learn just what they were destroying.

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    40. Re:The parents agree by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      even so write them a ticket and then have them fined in court for the replacement cost ?!

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    41. Re:The parents agree by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      did you ever shoplift again after that?
      Well I bet he made sure he never got caught for it, at least.
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    42. Re:The parents agree by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      Who told you a cop's primary duties were 'to serve and protect'? If you were going by the LAPD's motto, it has nothing to do with any other police department. And even the LAPD knows full well it serves nothing and protects no one.

      Law enforcement is reactive to real crimes after the fact, trying to investigate enough to pass suspects and evidence to prosecutors, who decide whether or not to try the cases (which may not go to trial if the suspect accepts a plea agreement).

      Police also like to hassle people for victimless crimes like drug possession and use, gambling, prostitution, etc. If someone is hurting no one but himself, who cares?

      Maybe the cops are there to make sure society follows the rules that legislative bodies concocted. Maybe there are still some cops who have not been corrupted by power and a feeling of being above the law. Maybe.

    43. Re:The parents agree by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      They were children. Not adults. I would have just been beating up inmates.

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  21. At least some good comes of it by 77Punker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now at least these three kids and all of their friends will realize firsthand what sort of world they're coming into rather than having to wait until they're all grown up to figure it out like most people do (if they ever do). The people who start the action that fixes these sort of problems are often the same people who have suffered because of them.

  22. Anti Social Behaviour? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.
    Wait ... how is arresting 12-year-olds for playing in a tree NOT anti-social behaviour? It's a fucking tree. Sounds to me like the Superintendent and the arresting officers need to be put through a series of behavioural modification treatments by trained professionals (read: severe canings by trained Dominus'/Dominatrix').
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    1. Re:Anti Social Behaviour? by TaGirl_Keri · · Score: 1

      (read: severe canings by trained Dominus'/Dominatrix'). I think the arresting cops would rather enjoy that. Let's face it ALL cops are scumbags. You may know a 'nice' one who is your friend. Do you tell him EVERYTHING. If you do you're an idiot. The sooner you realize that they are the enemy, the the happier you'll be. Me? I always treat them like the dirt they are.

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    2. Re:Anti Social Behaviour? by pattee · · Score: 1

      My question would be "Who are the people calling in and complaining about these children." Those are the ones that someone should be checking into and psycho-analyzing for being anti-social.

    3. Re:Anti Social Behaviour? by njdj · · Score: 1

      Wait ... how is arresting 12-year-olds for playing in a tree

      They weren't just "playing in a tree". They were destroying an ornamental tree in a public place. That is vandalism, and some police action is appropriate. To you maybe it's just a "fucking tree", but some of us value the beauty of our environment.

      The action taken was "over the top", but vandalism is a serious problem and some action needed to be taken.

  23. Elsewhere in the news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Read the article. The kids were white, and it wasn't in the USA.

  24. Anti-social behavior... by tacarat · · Score: 1

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

    Why is it the kids that are anti-social? Why not the old (in spirit, if not age) curmudgeon that reported them? I can understand the Superintendent standing behind acting on the report, but what was done was overkill. What happened to just running the kids to their parents? I can understand if this was on private property (still overkill, but at least there'd be better justification for trespassing/liability concerns).

    Since this is a UK story, I could understand if it was a tea tree. I'll email a modified synopsis to an english friend and see if they pass out or call for the death penalty :P

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    1. Re:Anti-social behavior... by Quasicorps · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's look at it like this:

      The children admitted to breaking public property by damaging the tree, planning to build a "tree den", and by damaging it, they broke the law, and the law states that law breakers should be arrested and dealt with. Technically, the police officers have done nothing wrong.

      So until there is a complete overhaul of how we treat the law, we cannot complain about individual situations like this. It's obviously common sense that they were treated harshly and there was a total overreaction, but it isn't a legal overreaction. It's procedure. We need as a society to be able to adapt and interpret situations differently, especially in legal cases, where the law does not end up doing more harm than good. If the law has a negative effect, how can anyone respect it? Governments need to rethink this and apply a whole new subjective filter to how situations are dealt with, and officers should not fear punishment for not following procedure if it goes against common sense.

    2. Re:Anti-social behavior... by ketsugi · · Score: 1

      Your English friend might call your bluff instead, since tea doesn't grow on trees.

    3. Re:Anti-social behavior... by tacarat · · Score: 1

      I better make sure you two never meet then. They're still bugging me about the pineapple tree seeds I promised.

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    4. Re:Anti-social behavior... by eonlabs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's obvious.
      How can anyone be social without being on World of Warcraft.
      There's no chatrooms in that cherry tree.
      Disgusting how antisocial those chidlers were being.
      What is this world coming to when children go outside to 'play' in 'trees'
      Somebody give them a copy of GTA. We'll fix them up good.

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    5. Re:Anti-social behavior... by tacarat · · Score: 1

      So until there is a complete overhaul of how we treat the law, we cannot complain about individual situations like this. It's obviously common sense that they were treated harshly and there was a total overreaction, but it isn't a legal overreaction. It's procedure. We need as a society to be able to adapt and interpret situations differently, especially in legal cases, where the law does not end up doing more harm than good. If the law has a negative effect, how can anyone respect it? Governments need to rethink this and apply a whole new subjective filter to how situations are dealt with, and officers should not fear punishment for not following procedure if it goes against common sense.

      Of course we can complain. How else do changes get made? "In the old days", even when there was a procedure, the cops would have gotten the parents involved, especially if the kids were near their homes. I'm fairly sure that the officers could have just as easily let the kids off with a warning about damaging trees that aren't on their property, stopping the damage and prvent future incidents. Or maybe I'm falling for the proganda from the Donna Reed/Leave it to Beaver TV shows that I hate so much.

      Still, I guess it's just as well. The kids could have not listened to the officers the first time they were told to get out of the tree and had "resisting arrest" put into the record. God forbid one of them have an improvised club made from a tree branch...

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    6. Re:Anti-social behavior... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      kek

    7. Re:Anti-social behavior... by Quasicorps · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, we can complain, but it isn't as if this episode is wholly surprising. Especially with the extent of the 'by the book' upholders of the law that we endure, where minor things that are technically illegal are now punishable to the full extent of the law; like a £60 fine for a wheel slightly on the kerb, or when a valid argument is completely picked apart over an irrelevant detail.

      For those of you familiar with the Stolen Sidekick story, it's more of the same, but eventually with a happy ending. Many people on its forum argued that the phone wasn't technically stolen, and that found property should remain with the person who found it, etcetera. What appalled me was that several people thought and argued this, and that the common sense approach was that the phone should return to the rightful owner, but they argued that the law should protect the little thief that had the phone [I shouldn't technically call her a thief].

      That is an example of people upholding the law, or at least arguing on behalf of the law, where the overall effect is negative. Thus, a rethink is due before we reprimand these police constables. I remember a time when the kids would have been taken home, if not ignored. Even taking them home would have seemed harsh.

    8. Re:Anti-social behavior... by tacarat · · Score: 1

      Ok, we're on the same page now, and I agree. Heh. Maybe we shouldn't rethink what we're doing as much as unthink some of what got us here.

      Until then, I wonder if there's a fund to help those families move to less uptight areas. Or maybe to have their neighbor's heads removed from their respective asses.

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  25. Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by ucsckevin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, seriously, can someone explain to me what the eff "Anti-social behaviour" in a legal context means? Sounds to me like I'd be arrested in heartbeat there! While this and other "zero-tolerance" policies seem so offensive to us, just think about what our grandchildren will say. They'll be so accustomed to this type of law enforcement it won't phase them at all. "What do you expect, grandpa, they were climbing a tree for godsake! Somebody had to do something!"

    1. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 2, Informative
      So, seriously, can someone explain to me what the eff "Anti-social behaviour" in a legal context means?

      linky

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    2. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by tacarat · · Score: 1

      Think they'll start 24 watches on Hot-Topic and Computer game stores?

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    3. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by kfg · · Score: 1

      They'll be so accustomed to this type of law enforcement it won't phase them at all.

      I used to go to school with a Boy Scout knife in my pocket. Now that would make me a dangerous criminal, they're trying to outlaw pointy things and force people to take mood "equalising" drugs.

      And people cheer.

      Welcome to the Brave New World. Enjoy your stay or get back on the reservation where you belong.

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    4. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      I got an ASBO for getting upset (read swearing at a ticket inspector, nothing more than swearing, no threats etc) at Bath Spa Station, as all their machines were off/broken, no-one was selling tickets, and my train was at the platform (last train I could get in order to make an important meeting in London), and the ticket inspector wasn't letting me onto the platform without a ticket.

      So the moral is.... looking at someone wrong will get you a criminal record. Getting pissed off because someone isn't doing their job will get you a record. Petty authority figures rule the world. Become a train guard, and you have more power than Rupert Murdoch.

    5. Re:Anti-social behaviour??? WTF? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      So, seriously, can someone explain to me what the eff "Anti-social behaviour" in a legal context means?

      This is slashdot, it's okay to write "fuck", and people will applaud if you write "fsck" instead.

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  26. Law and Order by theRhinoceros · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the criminal justice system, arboreal trespassing offenses are considered especially heinous. In the West Midlands, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Halesowen police. These are their stories.

    1. Re:Law and Order by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those of you "Law and Order" fans, mod this bugger up - good stuff. :-)

    2. Re:Law and Order by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny
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  27. My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Granted, my experience has been limited to a few traffic stops. Also, I'm white, on top of which I go to great lengths to be polite and act in a respectful way, even if I'm thinking "what the hell do you want from me?" I've found that projecting "I respect you" via my actions and demeanor usually improves my quality of life. Cops are in a position of authority, where they can antagonize you at will and usually get away with it if they don't get too bizarrely over the line.

    Feeling as I do that this power relationship brings out the uglier sides of human nature, I'm always sure to let them be the alpha male (or female) so I don't trigger any "I must prove that I'm a badass" reactions. But I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations, probably to an extent where most people would be rolling their eyes and saying "you're really reaching now."

    1. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      But I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations, probably to an extent where most people would be rolling their eyes and saying "you're really reaching now."

      And you are a misanthrope, so whaddya expect?

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    2. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by bky1701 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you hit the nail on the head. You have to demean yourself and give up all self respect to not get tossed in the slammer, while boosting the already oversized eco of the police. Those of us NOT masochists will always end up being wronged.

    3. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by natrius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Also, I'm white, on top of which I go to great lengths to be polite and act in a respectful way, even if I'm thinking "what the hell do you want from me?"

      I'm black, I do the same thing as you do, and I've had pretty much the same experience. The one time I've actually gotten a ticket, the officer thanked me for being polite to him. Not that that's the only time I've been pulled over, but the previous three or so times, I got off with just a warning. I'm not sure why exactly, but being nice can never hurt. Luckily, I don't really have to worry about traffic tickets anymore, since I drive to work on 280. There are no laws on 280.

      But I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations, probably to an extent where most people would be rolling their eyes and saying "you're really reaching now."

      Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot. Plus, out of all the cops out there, how many of them are truly bad people? I don't think there are that many.

    4. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You have to demean yourself and give up all self respect to not get tossed in the slammer, while boosting the already oversized eco of the police.


      Being respectful and polite is not the same as "demeaning yourself and giving up all self-respect", unless your self-image is based on your (perceived) ability to rude whenever you want to.

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    5. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by mr_zorg · · Score: 1
      And you hit the nail on the head. You have to demean yourself and give up all self respect to not get tossed in the slammer, while boosting the already oversized eco of the police. Those of us NOT masochists will always end up being wronged.

      Jesus Christ, man. Suck it up. You have to bow to people in power your entire life, that's just the way it goes. You do it with your wife (if you have one), you do it with your boss. You do it with the police and many other people. If you don't, you no doubt will have a miserable life and you're asking for it. There will always be the alpha male, and you're not always it. That's the way of life. People like you who insist on always proving a point are the kinds of people who ruin it for the rest of us.

    6. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by RajivSLK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I treat everyone, friends and strangers alike, with respect until they give me a reason to do otherwise. Unfortunately, regardless of your own actions if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time and look the wrong part you are occasionally disrepected by the police. Not a huge problem.

      The bigger problem is that ALL the "good" cops just look the other way. The police have perfected the prisoner's delima. They call it a "blue brotherhood" or whatever. Basically the police have figured out that if they all keep quiet then nobody will ever get in trouble.

      Granted, the trend in many places seems to be getting better. Cops no longer cover each other on blatant criminal activity (profiteering, murders etc). But it still seems to be OK to routinely abuse your power and nobody will speak up.

    7. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience,

      First off, I live in a relatively small town of about 15,000 and the city police station is a five minute drive from my apartment.

      Somebody starts banging on the back of my apartment in the middle of the night. I call the police. They ask me if I went outside to see who it was. I told them I am not going outside at two in the morning to find out who is banging on the back of my apartment. They say they will send an officer out to check it out. 2 hours later an officer drives through the parking lot with his spotlight on and leaves.

      Taking a nap in the middle of the day, I am awoken by voices out back of my apartment. I slowly peak out the window and find 6 teenagers from the local school passing around a pipe and smoking it. I call the police and tell them 6 kids are behind my apartment doing drugs, could they please come ask them to leave. An hour later an officer shows up and knocks on my door to inform me that he doesn't see any kids behind my apartment. I tell him they left about 45 minutes ago.

      I walk outside one morning to find the back of my car window broken out and some stereo equipment is stolen. I call the police and about an hour later an officer shows up. He looks at the window and says, "and another one". He informs me this is the 8th car in the area to be broken into that week. He takes down a list of what was stolen and begins to leave. I ask him if he is going to take fingerprints so if they catch someone I will know it was him who stole my stuff, that or match it to their database. Would also give them the ability to convict whoever it was on one more crime. He says, "nope" and leaves. The next day in the paper, where they print the local crimes, I see that the officer took down the wrong information. About a month later they find a house near my neighborhood full of stolen stereo equipment. The paper says the police seized all the stereo equipment. I never heard anything again. I hope the police were able to sell my stereo equipment for a decent amount of money.

      About 10 o'clock one Saturday night I decide to give my friend a ride home to his house from my apartment. We had been playing poker and the person he came with had left early. We hadn't been drinking, just playing cards. I get to the end of my apartment driveway and pull out on to a completely empty road. I have a large car and the tip of my car slightly crossed the center line. A police officer who had apparently just been sitting up the road about a half mile away saw my car slightly cross the center line pulling out of my driveway onto the completely empty road. I see lights in my rearview mirror and pull over. The officer comes to my window and starts asking me questions about who I am and where I am going. I tell him I am giving my friend a ride home. He runs my license and comes back. I have never been arrested or even gotton a speeding ticket. I asked him several times before what exactly I had done and he now finally answered my question. He then begins to lecture me about safety and driving properly. I inform him I have a large car and only briefly crossed the centerline while pulling out of a small driveway. I also inform him I have been living at the residence for five years and have never had a problem getting out of my driveway. He lectures me some more and starts to get an attitude but finally leaves me alone.

      I pull away thinking the unpleasantness is over. He then begins to follow me. He follows me for 10 miles before I cross a bridge and leave the county. As soon as I cross the bridge an officer from another county begins following me. He follows me another 5 miles to my friends house. I am not harrassed on my way home and discover the worst when I arrive back at my driveway. It turns out, another vehicle parked on the street was partially blocking the driveway. Subconsciously it's something a person wouldn't think about, but now I realized thats why I had to pull so far out into the street in the first place. I was completely innocent all along, the ca

    8. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by PCM2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot.

      Yeah, I'm sure those 12-year-olds must have gone real apeshit on those cops for them to get hauled in like they did. Shame on those little punks for not showing proper respect for the cops' authori-tah!

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    9. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by joshier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have some experience with police officers. About a year ago, I got into an argument with my mother and her partner decided to phone the police as I was fustrated and hit the table with my fist, this was a mistake on my part obviousely, but in my house hold, that's what happens (my mothers partner often goes into flids and smashed lots of things).. Personally I am not an aggressive person but I have a limit. Anyway, I passed my limit and raised my voice and hit the table, my mothers partner phoned the police, they took me into custurdy without hearing my side of the story, but of course the new laws allow them to take anyone into prison who have a phone call on them. I fully cooperated with them and I was in jail for about 40 minutes, my mother decided not to press charges and I was left with a caution on my name or whatever, DNA was done, photo was done, shoes taken off and all that junk. Anyway, the main part was, that whilst they drove me back home, I started to speak to both the police officers.. they seemed like arrogant teenagers but they were in their 30's/40's... they had no passion for solving crimes and giving justice to the people. I asked them quite a few questions and carefully watched and listened to how they reacted.. they said that they enjoyed going to a call and seeing what the situation was, I actually hinted about helping people in a subtle way but they were blind to that fact. It seems to me, police officers are people who have no respect for the public, they see the public as the enemy to them, and if the regulations that's being told to them it's "ok" to do such things (like in this case) then this will drive them further into CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR themselves, but of course, they are the 'law' so, they are totally clear.. The police force needs to be refined, I don't want criminals and corrupt policemen in the workforce. The way I see it, the government is being driven by an agender to increase crime, promote terrorism, fuel racism (specifically muslims and so on), putting more and more money into CCTV cameras and the like, creating a huge database of DNA samples from as many people as possible.. All this leads to huge corruption, depopulation, and a huge push for Nazi like ideologies trying to kill all muslims/blacks and so on.

    10. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by zCyl · · Score: 1

      The bigger problem is that ALL the "good" cops just look the other way. The police have perfected the prisoner's delima. They call it a "blue brotherhood" or whatever. Basically the police have figured out that if they all keep quiet then nobody will ever get in trouble.

      It strikes me that dealing with problems like this would be much more effective if there were some sort of separation of police powers producing a check and balance on the police ("internal affairs" doesn't seem to do the job as well as an external check would). I've heard of a few locations having a citizen review board with disciplinary power over police. Perhaps something in that direction is a good step forward.

      If anyone has heard of other approaches to resolving this problem, I'd be interested to hear what they are.

    11. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Chrisje · · Score: 1

      For some reason, a lot of people hate the police. I've dealt with them in Germany, Sweden, Holland, the UK and Israel. In every single case I was polite and matter-of-factly, and they simply returned the favour 9 out of 10 times.

      Cops are, like most of us, human. They have to balance a legal monopoly on violence with common sense in the face of criminal or irresponsible activities by citizens. Sometimes it goes awry, but in many cases they're just regular blokes trying to do the job that you didn't want.

      Of course I, as a respectable tax payer, get miffed if they pull me over for something as "harmless" as speeding a little while "real crime" doesn't get the attention I want it to. But it doesn't reduce the illegality of my speeding one bit. Perhaps the kids in this case were indeed misbehaving, and perhaps the cops did have a reason to haul them off.

      When I walk the street and I see minors/teenagers do stupid shit, I usually say something about it. And in many cases the replies I get are *very* far from respectful. Now I'm not saying all kids are bad and all cops are good, but I feel that /. tends to chose the perceived underdog's side a little too leisurely in 99% of the cases. Perhaps it would be better to shut up about these things if you weren't there and can't judge the situation.

      One observation I can't help but make is that we've *not* come a long way if the general perception is that behaving in a polite, friendly and matter-of-factly way is self-demeaning or masochistic. To me it just seems that your parents' attempts at raising you to be a well balanced idividual simply failed.

    12. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Luckily, I don't really have to worry about traffic tickets anymore, since I drive to work on 280 [wikipedia.org]. There are no laws on 280.

      When did this start? 280 between 84 and 92 was once known as the largest local speed trap. Quota heaven. Not that I've been on it much recently.

    13. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by iainl · · Score: 1

      Quite apart from the police officer treating you more reasonably if you treat them with respect for the obvious social communication reasons, it makes basic policing sense.

      The officer isn't issuing a traffic ticket just because they like getting their quota. It's because they caught you doing something against the traffic laws, and those laws are at least nominally there for a good reason. The ticket is there to act as persuasion not to do it again, not just punishment - if the officer actually believes that you've genuinely understood that you shouldn't do it, and will try not to do it again, they're less concerned with making your wallet do the talking.

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    14. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately in the real world, giving up some of your self respect if its going to get you off a large fine or a trip down to the station is a necessary evil. Its called sucking up and it happens in all walks of life. Deal.

    15. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      The masochistic part is the "grin and get fucked over, asshole" part. If they feel like actlike superior, any default respect to them is gone, at least for me. If they want to be nice, I'll be nice, too. But I am not playing the "I have a badge, bend over" game that many want to play.

    16. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by z80kid · · Score: 1
      Mine has not.

      I've probably had about 14-16 run-ins with police in my life (mostly when I was under 21), with a cumulative criminal record of 1 speeding ticket (at about age 25). The rest of the incidents were simply harassment. I've always been extremely polite, figuring it was the best way to get them to move on quickly.

      Out of those encounters, 2 officers acted like human beings. The rest were all assholes with attitudes. I've had some real notable experiences - having a car searched over a burnt out turn signal (yes, I know - but it's quicker just to let them look) and being hauled in for violating curfew half an hour before it ended at age 13 (I guess the sack of papers was not enough evidence that I was the real paperboy?). Once I called the police when I saw a man beating a woman across the street. The pig showed up an hour after the couple left and threatened to haul me in for a false complaint.

      It's been years since I've had a problem, but I still avoid cops like the plague. If one comes in an establishment, I leave (as casually as possible). If I see trouble somewhere, I don't call - I leave. I have a (legal) gun to protect me - let someone else deal with the pigs.

      FWIW - I'm white too.

    17. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      unless your self-image is based on your (perceived) ability to rude whenever you want to.


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    18. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I've had a number of encounters with the police, as a kid/teen and as an adult. And in all those encounters, I only saw one @$$hole cop. All the others treated me with respect (even the ones who gave me tickets). I treated them with respect too (even the one who didn't deserve it). It seems to work better that way.

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    19. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately in the real world, giving up some of your self respect if its going to get you off a large fine or a trip down to the station is a necessary evil.

      No, it's not. It's a voluntary choice, often made to make your life easier in the immediate future at the expense of doing the right thing.

      The world is full of opportunities to make such choices, and the fact that so many people do make them in this way has a lot to do with the state of the world today.

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    20. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by pla · · Score: 1

      Being respectful and polite is not the same as "demeaning yourself and giving up all self-respect"

      As I do not consider myself a criminal, I consider it nothing at least a waste of my time, and more often mild harassment, when the police decide they want to chat with me about my attire/speed/the weather (and yes, I've have had cops "talk" with me about all three - They don't like overcoats, they apparently don't like cruise control set 1mph below the speed limit, and as for the weather, I can only guess that he just wanted to "casually" chat with me and "just happen" to notice some sufficient cause to beat up the dirty hippy).

      Now - Why, exactly (other than the GLARINGLY FRICKIN' OBVIOUS threat to my safety and personal freedom) would I "respect" these assholes for wasting my time and harassing me?

      So yes, faking respect for these walking ego-trips amounts to demeaning yourself before "da man" for the sake of staying safe from the very people supposedly there "to serve and protect".

    21. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

      "You feel that sting, boy? That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts."
      Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

    22. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Stanza · · Score: 1
      Plus, out of all the cops out there, how many of them are truly bad people? I don't think there are that many.

      Unfortunately, enough that it paints the rest of them with a bad image.

    23. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Pride before a fall mate. If "doing the right thing" is telling some cop he's an arsehole and then spending a night in the cells plus a large fine for no gain whatsoever except for some self-righteous chest beating, and doing the wrong thing is gritting my teeth and sucking up for 5 mins then getting on with my life then I'll do the wrong thing everytime thanks.

    24. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by natrius · · Score: 1

      My commute is entirely south of that between Palo Alto and Cupertino. It's amazing and it's beautiful, not that there's really time to soak in the ambiance when you're flying by doing 85.

    25. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure why exactly, but being nice can never hurt.

      I can answer that one. I have a good friend who is a detective in the 52 precinct in NYC - that's geographically about the middle of the Bronx. The amount of abuse that cops get regularly, every day, from people who are just walking by, is incredible. They are expected to solve every problem, know every answer, and then treated as below human if they don't know. He told me the most important quality to be on the job is patience, because there is so little you can really do compared to how much people seem to think you are responsible for. So when someone treats a cop nicely, politely, like another human being, a cop is far more likely to respond in kind, if nothing else, out of sheer surprise. Treat others like you like to be treated. Doesn't seem too mysterious.

    26. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by YoungFelon · · Score: 0
      Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot. Plus, out of all the cops out there, how many of them are truly bad people? I don't think there are that many.
      The point is, police are public servants. When they begin to act like public bullies, the hammer should be brought down so hard that cops DO HESITATE before roughing someone up, drawing their guns, or writing someone a ticket. The badge, the gavel, the senator's office are not licenses for personal gain and power trips. I've been pulled over so many times for ridiculous things like "drifting over the white line," "your brights were on" (no they weren't), "it's illegal to drive with your foot out the window" (the state troopers' office says it isn't), "it's illegal to pull a u-turn at an intersection" (again, no it isn't), etc. While I was in court for the last offense I mentioned (the u-turn), the officer who had pulled me over actually lied to the judge to make the charge more serious. I was shocked and infuriated at witnessing a public servant lying about a citizen's actions, even something as small as a possible traffic offense. My point is that we shouldn't have to tread lightly around cops, judges and other public servants. They should make us feel more safe, not less.
    27. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You're just saying that because they've broken you. Poor bastard.

      You do it with your wife (if you have one)

      That's what's called a "dysfunctional relationship." In a marriage, neither party should be subordinate to the other.

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    28. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just.. call them Sugartits.. Like mel gibson would.

    29. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Your attitude is the problem; it's going to come right back at you whenever you deal with the police. Get the fucking chip off your shoulder and learn to deal with the world.

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    30. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by pla · · Score: 1

      it's going to come right back at you whenever you deal with the police.

      Your saying that demonstrates that you don't "get" it - I shouldn't ever need to deal with the police if I don't break the law (I'll leave the more philosophical issue, of whether or not anyone actually can stay 100% within the law, out of this one).


      Get the fucking chip off your shoulder and learn to deal with the world.

      Free clue - TV indoctrinates almost all kids to consider the police as all but god's gift to mankind, the last bastion of truth and beauty on the planet. That impression lasts until their first non-fluffy-happy-show-n'-tell encounter with the police. Yes, even naive ol' PLA once believed the sacred lies - imagine that!

      Now, if so many people have an attitude similar to mine, despite having once upon a time believed in the "officer friendly" fairytale - How do you suppose those attitudes get so drastically reversed?

      Free hint - Not because they act in a manner that warrants respect and politeness (or at least not beyond the required act - Or, as you put it, "deal[ing] with the world" as it exists rather than as it should).



      The police have a job to do: catching people breaking the law. Anyone not doing so shouldn't need to kiss porcine ass just to go unmolested by the local constabulary.

    31. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Graff · · Score: 1
      I'm one of the people who see the implications of the Zimbardo prison experiment in everyday situations

      Out of curiousity I looked up the experiment you had mentioned, since I had never heard of it before. I'm shocked to see that anyone would treat that "experiment" seriously. It seems to me that it has zero basis for simulating any sort of professional law enforcement agency.

      First of all, this was hardly a good experiment in a scientific sense. There were 9 guards and 9 prisoners, no where near enough for a adequately-sized sample. There was no control group and as one professor said, "what's the independent variable in this study?". The participants are just random people picked off the street, they bear no resemblence to real guards or real prisoners. For example, real prison guards are psychologically evaluated and professionally trained prior to their hiring. Real criminals often have performed murders, evaded authorities, have drug dependancies, have intense ties to other criminal elements, and have deep personality disorders.

      At best this discribes what happens when one random mob gets control over another random group. I don't think that this "experiment" can be assumed to have any relevancy over a proper and professionally-run prison. That's not to say that a professionally-run prison can't exibit some of the problems shown in the experiment, but this experiment is not a useful predictor of how an actual prison would be run.

      Personally, as a scientist (I am a chemist), I am sickened by these sort of sloppy methodologies. These so-called experiments set science back because it leads people to believe that you can just throw a situation together and call it an experiment. A true experiment is a carefully crafted set of controlled variables such that you can isolate each dependant variable and determine its relationship to the independant variables. The Zimbardo Prison Experiment seems to be a poor example of a true scientific experiment.
    32. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Dude. Have you considered anger-management counseling?

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    33. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      What new laws are you speaking of? Please post them here, along with an explaination as to how they apply to you situation.

    34. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're a complete total idiot.

      I can't believe you just said that.

    35. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Creedo · · Score: 1

      I have an even better solution: be a computer technician. Casually mention to the cop upon the return of his computer that he should password protect the pictures of his wife. You will get preferential treatment from him from then on :)

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    36. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by k8to · · Score: 1

      Well, I live across the bay from you in Oakland, and do not drive. My encounters with the constabulary are generally of the opposite relationship. The police are already doing something completely unreasonable when I encounter them.

      I could be "nice" and "polite", but that's never going to encourage the police to say, stop raiding people's yards, threatening them in the process on scheduled 2AM "manhunts". In short, I go out of my way to let the police know that their actions are unreasonable. I do not harass or challenge them, I just let them know that their actions have crossed into unreasonable territory.

      For example, one time I was bicycling home at 11 from a party. The police had set up a barricade with a helicopter circling overhead. There was no activity. I asked what was going on, since this was my neighborhood, and not one that usually has any significant amount of crime. I was told there was "a bad man". Thanks for keeping me well informed of the real situation in my neighborhood. Then they refused to let me bicycle in either of the the two directions that would get closer to my apartment, encircling me and using intimindating behavior.

      They said that I would be going close to the "armed bad man".

      I said "This man is not attempting to intimidate me, and all of you are. There is apparently only one of him, so he is far less threatening. Further, I doubt he will care about a random bicyclist going home. You scare me far more."

      After this I was compelled to bicycle home a very long route which passed just as close to the "crime scene" but took 2 extra miles.

      Kowtowing to the police is not always productive.

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    37. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see states take over all policing.

      Then, shuffle the state police force around on some kind of schedule, especially supervisors. Move them to a new department every four or five years. Combine it with some kind of citizen review board, like you talked about. Got a supervisor whose departments' ratings by their review board have dropped significantly two times in a row? Kick the bum out, automatic deep and far reaching investigation of that individual and the departments that they've been in charge of to search for illegal activity. State prosecutors go after them if any is found.

      This system breaks "good ol' boys" networks in smaller communities and discourages covering for the power-abusers. As long as there are a whole bunch of supervisors (and there'd have to be to cover that many departments), odds of getting more than one or two with friends in high places are very slim, and even that wouldn't be too easy to cover up.

      Hell, just get some kind of full time National Guard to do it, sort of like the French Gendarmes. Abolish the regular National Guard, while you're at it; the new all-active Gendarme-like force can take their place, and maybe do some actual GUARDING OF THE NATION since they won't be getting sent overseas.

    38. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      Sociology isn't chemistry, and no experiment of that nature can be as rigorous as one in your field. The point was to test whether power relationships change behavior, and that seems to have been tested. If there is a latent character trait in humans that predispose them to abusing their authority, then that would be relevant even to a professionally-trained law-enforcement group. This experiment would seem to indicate that people will abuse the power given to them, that power relationships will bring out latent cruelty and authoritarianism in anyone. Granted, "power corrupts" isn't a new idea, but the experiment's outcome does serve as a rather dramatic illustration.

      Also, professionally-run prisons do face problems with guards using their position to torment people. You're a bit naive if you assume that, because they went through screening and training, there is no gleeful cruelty there. The lesson to be learned from Zimbardo's experiment is not that "it could happen," but, "it will happen" so constant vigilance is the only answer. Power relationships are unavoidable in life, but people must be watched and held accountable, or they will immediately and enthusiastically get out of hand. Take the torture in Abu Ghraib and similar cases. I knew about Abu Ghraib before I knew about Abu Ghraib, because I know that if you put people in that situation, they will act that way. Zimbardo is just the most dramatic illustration of that truth. No, his experiment isn't as precislely controlled as one in chemistry. But it was a sociology study, not a drug trial, and the results are compelling nonetheless. I can understand that, as a scientist, you may object to the methodology, but he was investigating something we already know to be true--power corrupts.

    39. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

      We have something called the "Police Commisioner" in British Columbia. It is a provincial comission that has power over municipal police and provincial forces. Not sure how effective they really are but I will find out shortly.

    40. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by Graff · · Score: 1
      Also, professionally-run prisons do face problems with guards using their position to torment people. You're a bit naive if you assume that, because they went through screening and training, there is no gleeful cruelty there.

      Which is why I said:

      That's not to say that a professionally-run prison can't exibit some of the problems shown in the experiment, but this experiment is not a useful predictor of how an actual prison would be run.

      The problem with an "experiment" such as this is that no reasonable conclusion can be drawn due to the small sample size and the lack of controls. Who is to say if the 9 people chosen as guards weren't, by some quirk of randomness, particularly sadistic. Who is to say if the 9 prisoners weren't somehow especially good at provoking the guards into being cruel.

      In addition to this, the proctors of this "experiment" added in additional factors which may or may not have been proper for this kind of study. For example they dressed the prisoners not in typical prison uniforms but in garments similar to hospital dressing gowns. They also shackled the prisoners at all times, even when they were locked in their cells. The proctors claim they did this in order to compensate for other factors that were lacking in their simulation but who is to say that they were correct in doing this? Did they do other experiments without these factors to see what effects they had on this experiment?

      It is true that sociology isn't as "hard" of a science as chemistry. (By "hard" I don't mean more difficult but rather the definition given here.) This doesn't mean that sociology gets a pass on the scientific method, but rather that it must be even more careful in experimental design and analysis. By conducting "hand-waving" experiments and justifying "what we already know" we do more disservice to knowledge than advance it.

      Remember that there are tons of past social experiments that were poorly run and used as justification for atrocities. Historically there have been sociologists who have justified racial segregation, slavery, and even genocide on various occasions. With chemistry, physics, mathematics the experiments can be relatively simple because the variables are easily controlled and the conclusions are much more directly obtained. With sociology, psychology, anthropology the experiments must be much more carefully crafted due to the difficulty of determining independent variables and drawing meaningful, provable conclusions.

      Zimbardo's experiment was a sloppy example of an experiment and therefore it is difficult to draw any meaningful conclusions from it other than the obvious "people were mean". It was an interesting idea for a social experiment and if properly run might have provided valuable insights into human behavior.
    41. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      Pride ... sucking up for 5 mins

      Hah! But be careful of syphilis...

    42. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Luckily, I don't really have to worry about traffic tickets anymore, since I drive to work on 280 [wikipedia.org]. There are no laws on 280.
      Could you expand on this, I glanced at the Wikipedia article but it just seemed to be saying it was a nice freeway, not some sort of private kingdom...
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    43. Re:My limited experience has been surprisingly OK by natrius · · Score: 1

      Basically, everybody speeds on this freeway if it's during commute time. I get passed by people when I'm going 80. It's a nice feeling. I guess the police just don't enfore the speed limit on 280? I haven't seen someone get pulled over yet, though I've only been driving on it for a month.

  28. If they'd only chopped down the tree instead.... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    they could have become President!

    I guess the cops are worried that they might be terrorists any by climbing the tree they'll be at a higher altitude, making it easier to shoot down planefuls of peace-loving citizens.

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  29. Climbing Tree is a crime?? by William+Robinson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    [rant]I mean, call me crazy, but do cops have nothing else to do on this earth, except arresting innocent kids?? WTF they think they were doing?? Somebody needs to sit down and explain them how to perform their duties without creating too much nuisance with all the powers showered on them.

    Sorry to rant, but I feel disgusted with law enforcement agencies lately.

    Why the parents have to be under constant pressure, whether their kids will be in trouble for doing something innocent over the web, that might qualify as hacking, the websites they visit, the files they download, the files they share and so on.[/rant]

    Are we losing humanity in cops?? Makes me sick of them. Sorry...

    1. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by StarTux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know there was once a time when the cop would simply walk a beat, in doing this he actually built a bond between him and those he was supposed to protect. Also he knew from doing this who was likely to be "good" or "bad" if something went down. Ever since they took to driving around in cars this bond has been broken and they now just respond to calls without the humanity behind it.

      Just my opinion,

      Matt

    2. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by tftp · · Score: 1
      Why the parents have to be under constant pressure, whether their kids will be in trouble for doing something innocent

      You won't be in any trouble if you buy your kids a pizza with cheeseburgers and leave them in front of the TV for 24 hours per day. Every day. That's what the government recommends. Or else...

    3. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. If by relationship, you mean rampant corruption. Law enforcement has never been without scandal, and if the good ol' days seem better, it's just because we have short memories.

    4. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Wire" is an excellent show, but I think you already know that.

    5. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You know there was once a time when the cop would simply walk a beat, in doing this he actually built a bond between him and those he was supposed to protect. Also he knew from doing this who was likely to be "good" or "bad" if something went down. Ever since they took to driving around in cars this bond has been broken and they now just respond to calls without the humanity behind it.

      This must be a city thing. I'd be ticked if by police department ever started trying to "walk" a beat. Why? Because it's impossible. One cop could walk a few blocks, but that's about it. Here is another thing. I tend to be anti-social myself. I don't want to be friendly with my government employees, or clerks. That's just how I am. You seem to want "the police" "to know" everyone in their beat by being on a first name basis with everyone and actually "knowing" everyone. I would hate to live in your ideal world. I'll pay taxes, but I don't want my authority figures "knowing me."

    6. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by WarDog07 · · Score: 1
      Ever since they took to driving around in cars this bond has been broken and they now just respond to calls without the humanity behind it.

      You have a point there. I had a Criminal Justice Professor (who retired as the Head of the Homicide Division of Detroit), who told us the two worst things to happen to the police were airconditioned cars and mirrored sunglasses. They serve to cut you of from the public.

      That is why I enjoy doing foot patrol more, roll with at least the driver's window down (even in winter), and don't wear mirrored sunglasses.

    7. Re:Climbing Tree is a crime?? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Also he knew from doing this who was likely to be "good" or "bad" if something went down.

      You mean you *endorse* personality profiling? It results in people being treated differently because they are different! We can't have that.

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  30. Damn kids! by Scoutn · · Score: 1

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

    I don't know what is worse; that there was more than one complaint from the public that kids were being kids or that they stripped the poor tree of every branch. Not much of a tree house when all you have is a big stick in the ground eh?

    Cherry tree stripping; the gateway crime to murder.

    1. Re:Damn kids! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Note that the "tree stripping" disagrees with what the kids say. They say they removed a few branches. The Superintendant says they received reports of children stripping every branch from a tree. Note that the Superintendant doesn't say they did, he says they got a report that they did. Given that the super seems to be trying to pull a bit of a linguistic bait-and-switch, in the absence of all other evidence, I'd probably side with the kids.

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  31. This makes me mad. by MattS423 · · Score: 1

    This makes me mad! Those police are going crazy these days. Why can't things be like they were when I was twelve? I'm so angry, I'm going to write a letter to those police and give them a peice of my mind! "Dear Aunt...

  32. Mulitple Complaints to police? by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How about if the fucking people who saw them climbing the tree talked to them instead of calling the fucking police?

    Oh, no! Three twelve year olds having fun! I better call the fucking cops!

    The people who called in are probably chatting with those kids' parents right now about how the police over-reacted.

    1. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about if the fucking people who saw them climbing the tree talked to them instead of calling the fucking police?

      Because the parents of said kids will then instigate a suit against the 'fucking people' for harassing thier kids.

      Calling the cops is one thing ("Hey...there's some kids screwing up this tree!").....what the cops (and the legal system) then do is quite another.

    2. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 1
      Because the parents of said kids will then instigate a suit against the 'fucking people' for harassing thier kids.

      Oh, and their parents could shoot them? There's a chance isn't there?

      The big failing in this 'fucking issue' is the community at large. The police even showing up is too big a response. How hard would of it even been to even pull over and even let them know that you're calling the police? The kids woulda ran, and they wouldn't have ended up in a goddamn holding cell. Hey, here's an idea, since they lived nearby, how about you TALK TO THEIR FUCKING PARENTS? Or, better yet, let them build a goddamned fort!

      It seems now a days that whenever a so called "problem" shows up, people go out of their way to respond in the biggest possible way, and it ends up creating a bigger pile of bullshit to slosh through then if you dealt with it directly.

    3. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      While I hate what you just said.... It sucks that I understand what you mean... What kind of monster have we created!?

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    4. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      This is the norm in the UK, kids on skateboards? phone police (they're "vandalising" the park) kids on seafront? phone police (obviously up to something, surely only pensioners are allowed to enjoy the prom prom prom) kids sat in bus stop, clearly not waiting for a bus, in the rain? phone police (they're probably drinking/sniffing glue/generally being a menace) kids not at home chained to television set? phone police (etc.)

      My home town is the epitomy of this attitude, after 30 years of campaigning, and a handful of those with my personal involvement, it might just maybe be getting a skatepark built. Of course there are a bunch of old gippers who insist on spending every hour of the day down the library finidng legal and planning loopholes so they can demand a public enquiry into the planning process because the proposed site has historic archeological significance becase a pile of dirt in the middle might be the buried remains of a saxon latrine. I'm 30 this year and have finally moved out of the place, so am unlikely to get to use said skatepark. The current site is actually, shockingly, attatched to a sports park (with football, tennis and other facilities) despite some attempts to literally get it built 3 miles out of town. Why? because they all vote Tory, as in conservatory, as in conserve. They want the place to be a replica of what it was in 1912 (though they still, oddly, want to park their cars 3 feet from every shop and any attempts at pedestrianisation also get a hammering).

      I had a point in there somewhere, oh yes, the first paragraph is an account of some of my police encounters when i was a youth, one of these police even said to us (when we were suspiciously haning around having fun on some steps on the seafront one evening) that it was probably some old biddy who dialled 999. When someone phones 999 they HAVE to investigate.

      that town, by the way, is Bridlington, the shittiest shit tip in the furthest part of yorkshire from any real civilisation, where if you sport so much as an eyebrow piercing they clamour to lock you up, and the entire 2 mile stretch of the north seafront is now "over 50s only" flats and houses (ergo: any kids going near that part of town immediatley get the criminal treatment). it wouldnt surprise me if they erect gates at the entrances and only allow over 50s in. of course once they realise that they need people younger than that to feed them, wipe their asses and work illegally for less than minimum wage in the shitty cheap tack shops that make up the laughable attempt at an economy it will be too late. they'll all starve to death and civilisation can move back in and start over. Becase at the end of the day the towns two beaches and surrounding countryside are stunning and easily accessible and i'd love to be able to live there and bring up my own kids there. but seen as the only occupation for the under 30s is being-a-heroin-addict-because-it's-all-so-boring-a nd-depressing we as a family are, instead, moving far far far away /rant

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    5. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I'm in North Carolina (America). I had a neighbor call the police, because my 10yr old was trying to 'step on a bird'. Police show up at the door all serious about it, according to my wife. Good thing I wasn't home, as they'd dragged me off to jail under the assumption I was on some sort of drug, because I would have been laughing hysterically in their faces.

      I'd hate to be a policeman and have to enforce such silly shit.

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    6. Re:Mulitple Complaints to police? by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe the kids were being total dicks. Maybe the kids were talked to. Maybe, despite being asked, repeatedly and kindly, to stop tearing branches off of the tree, they ignored the reasonable requests. Maybe they were willfully destroying public property without regard for anyone else's feelings on the matter. Maybe they are little shits that needed to be taught a lesson about respect and not being being completely self centered.

      Or, maybe not. Maybe we need to realize that we don't have a full description of the story. Maybe people here should quit spouting off about this issue simply because they can't let go of their teenage angst and are projecting their own feelings of persecution onto this story.

  33. I BLAME TEH BUSH AND PATORIOT ACT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, wait...

  34. CCTV by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm surprised that this valuable forest was not guarded by CCTV, then the police wouldn't have had to wait for neighbors to call them.
    "Bob, forget screen 3, it's just a bank robbery. Look at screen 9, those kids! They're molesting nature! Call out the Worcestershire & Sherwood Foresters Regiment!"

    Carp man, Brits need some real problems if forest molestation is a major police issue.

    1. Re:CCTV by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      They're molesting nature!

      omg! crimes against nature! we know that must be stopped, it's just so perverted

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    2. Re:CCTV by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

      Exactly! If they aren't stopped while young, they'll be out plunging into rivers, cavorting in seas, orating over a canyon, and very likely that it won't end until they've torn a sunset asunder!

  35. Unbelievable by Frag-A-Muffin · · Score: 5, Informative

    FTFA (bolded text was done by me):

    Questioned by police, the scared friends admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house, but said they did not realise what they had done was wrong.

    Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.

    I can think of many other people to be arresting for criminal damage.

    What the heck is this world coming to? Kids playing in a tree, break a few branches and get arrested (and DNA tested!? WTF?). Meanwhile, corporations are allowed to get away with this garbage. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with world ... civilized my ass.

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    1. Re:Unbelievable by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Kids playing in a tree, break a few branches and get arrested (and DNA tested!? WTF?).

      They probably figured "as long as we've got an excuse..."

      Hell, I saw something on TV last week that scares the hell out of me. The local cops are encouraging parents to bring in thier kids for fingerprinting and DNA recording, "to protect them." And it's TOTALLY FREE! WOW!

      Think of the children, indeed.

    2. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they are allowed more freedom because corporate citizens are just more equal than human citizens. Ask your representative why!

    3. Re:Unbelievable by awol · · Score: 1

      Look I am more for liberty than the next guy but there is a grain of salt with which the newspaper report needs to be taken. It is from the "Daily Mail" which has a definite agenda in promoting the "Brave New World" directions of the current government. They will certainly present the story as grandly as possible. I am not suggesting that the story is without merit, but it is certainly only one sided in its reporting. The Daily Mail says "remove dead branches" the police say "stripping every branch". The parents were "outraged". Ask first, what if the tree was in their garden (a) would the kids have done it (b) would they have been happy about it if they had done it.

      We will never know the truth but it aint the story on which I would base the coming of the police state in Thatcher's^D^D^D^D^D^D^DBlair's Britain.

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    4. Re:Unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage

      Criminal damage is the standard "WTF are you doing up there?" offence in the UK. That's, for example, what they arrested Batman for.

  36. Lucky kids by sedmonds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the same country where police executed an unarmed and immobilized man for wearing a winter coat on the subway. These kids should count their blessings.

    1. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "executed" implies a trial. think "whacked" instead.

    2. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Jean Charles de Menezes was not wearing a winter coat, but a normal denim jacket ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Charles_de_Menez es ); false "eyewitness" reports are the source for the misinformation about his "suspicious" clothing. Despite his normal appearance and behavior, he was still gunned down in cold blood by men who face no consequences. War is peace.

    3. Re:Lucky kids by skribe · · Score: 1
      Despite his normal appearance and behavior, he was still gunned down in cold blood by men who face no consequences.
      Yes, but he was Brazillian and the English were still sour about going out to them in 2002. I certainly wouldn't want to be Portuguese living there now.
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    4. Re:Lucky kids by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      Link plz?

    5. Re:Lucky kids by alexo · · Score: 1
      "executed" implies a trial. think "whacked" instead./blockquote?

      The word you're looking for is "murdered".

    6. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Lucky kids by david.gilbert · · Score: 1

      For the record, Jean Charles de Menezes was NOT wearing a winter coat:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4157892.stm

    8. Re:Lucky kids by Cederic · · Score: 1


      You could for a while buy t-shirts in london that stated "Don't shoot! I'm not Brazilian!"

      The good news is that killig armed police is now legitimate self defense..

    9. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking UK cops don't know how do use weapons.

    10. Re:Lucky kids by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      Those shirts are now illegal - you can be arrested for wearing them in public.

    11. Re:Lucky kids by Cederic · · Score: 1


      That sounds extremely unlikely. References? (or wind-up?)

    12. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidently they do know how to use them, hence the dead Brazilian.

    13. Re:Lucky kids by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Despite his normal appearance and behavior, he was still gunned down in cold blood by men who face no consequences.

      You use terms like "in cold blood" and "no consequences"... but I do not think you fully understand what they mean.

    14. Re:Lucky kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Unarmed, immobilized, but still shot multiple times? I think that qualifies as "in cold blood" as far as most people are concerned.

      As for the "no consequences" bit....were any of the involved officers charged with murder? How about charged with anything? No? Fired from their job? No? Sounds like "no consequences" to me. Public opinion notwithstanding, the cowards that shot him pulled the cloak of "national security" around them and walked away.

  37. hey, why not? by jimfinity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you can already get fined hundreds of dollars in my town if you're a kid (less than 18 years old) and out past midnight on a public sidewalk

    heck, once i was pulled over under the guise of having out-of-date lisence plates, when in reality i was being pulled over because the police officer thought i had too many teenagers in my car and i looked suspicious.

    the police officer actually asked everyone in my car for our IDs and looked each of us over before saying "you want to hear a funny joke? your plates aren't actually expired, i just thought they were when i started pulling you over and had to commit to the pull over"

    yeah right, lady. real "funny joke"

    1. Re:hey, why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering everything most traffic cops say is recorded, you should have reported her. If she walked up behind the car, she would have seen that your tags were not, in fact, expired. That would have been reason enough to just knock on the side of the car and tell you to move on. She openly admitted to harrassing you and your friends without even realizing it. A pointless exercise, as complaints probably don't go very far, but I'm bored. =p

    2. Re:hey, why not? by TheGreatHegemon · · Score: 1

      Depending on the state, you can refuse the officers to see your id without basis. (excludng the driver, of course) Really, cops are just power hungry and schools fail to teach us how to deal with abuses of power. (Possibly because our school teachers ALSO enjoy their share of abusive power)

  38. Slashdot? by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 1

    I know that slashdot is a site where you can keep up on current world affairs and such. But if the police hadn't done the DNA tests or had the title not had DNA in it would this article even be up?

    1. Re:Slashdot? by SinGunner · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This was my original thought as well, but then I thought a little deeper. When we say "NEWS FOR NERDS", we mean for the people who are nerds, not for "NERDS". As nerds tend to be the better informed, not only on "nerdy" issues, it seems that a vast majority of us are interested in the global climate, and our slowly decaying rights. As a individuals, we realize that change can not be left to take place on its own. By discussing this sort of thing in an open and broad community, such as that which we represent, we may come to the same understanding on a community level, which is what is NECESSARY to enact change.

      There will come a time when a few of us stand up and begin to take action. When this time comes, it will not be the actions of those few that determine the outcome, but the actions of the whole community. Thereby, I encourage the continued exhibition of violations of our rights in not only this, but all public (and hopefully objective) forums.

    2. Re:Slashdot? by Attaturk · · Score: 1

      I know that slashdot is a site where you can keep up on current world affairs and such. But if the police hadn't done the DNA tests or had the title not had DNA in it would this article even be up?

      Probably not. But that's kinda the point. These minors were accused - not convicted - of a fairly trivial public offense and subsequently treated as adult criminals. For most, that in itself is more than enough reason to scream about it everywhere and anywhere. However the fact that taking and storing of DNA samples of anyone arrested under any circumstances - including innocent children - is par for the course over here in the UK is, in my opinion, undeniably horrific. Anyone that gives a damn about privacy - hell, anyone that gives a damn about humanity and the abuse of science and technology really should give a shit. I'd really like to think that my fellow slashdotters come under that category.

    3. Re:Slashdot? by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points, You would get a couple.

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  39. Anecdote by quokkapox · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I've had several run-ins with cops and they've been mostly friendly. I ran a red light when I was 16. I've been pulled over for speeding twice on the interstates. I had a minor fender bender [unrelated to the other incidents]. I've summoned police and/or medical for people in several life-threatening situations. I've dealt with local police, city police, campus police, state police, and the county sheriff deputies in several situations in different states and I really have no complaints. They were respectful, fair, and helpful. Maybe it's just because I'm white though.

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    1. Re:Anecdote by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      And rich, too...

    2. Re:Anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      redundent

    3. Re:Anecdote by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      I'm not rich and it didn't help me.

      I've found if you don't bullshit the cop, don't challenge his radar gun when you know you were speeding, don't insult his authority or intelligence, and don't whine like a bitch about your privacy being violated, the cop is going to be cool to you. Whether that gets you out of the ticket or not is another story, but at least he's less likely to be an ass and decide he wants to search your vehicle or take you down to the station for further questioning.

    4. Re:Anecdote by base3 · · Score: 1

      . . . but at least he's less likely to be an ass and decide he wants to search your vehicle or take you down to the station for further questioning

      In other words, as long as you're appropriately subservient to someone who is ostensibly a public servant and impartial enforcer of the law, he's less somewhat less likely to abuse his authority to harass and intimidate you, but there's no guarantee.

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  40. that's the only way... by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Going "too far" is the only way to expand what they can legitimately do. Many people will find what the cops did to be excessive, but they will want to give them the benefit of the doubt because of their job, so they'll defend the cops anyway. Then, what that person considers "acceptable" will adapt to what they've already defended, and the next time it happens, they won't have that initial feeling of uneasiness, and this level of police interference (or whatever you want to call it) will effectively become "normal," meaning it will no longer be objectionable. The bar for what the cops have to do to qualify as "too much" will have raised, and the police by definition get a bit more power and leeway.

    It's just like the people who said "if it turns out Iraq doesn't have a WMD program, then I will oppose the war," and when Iraq was found to lack a WMD program, they still supported the war, because once you're in, rationalizations and prevarications are too easy to muster to maintain consistency. You don't want to waffle, do you? On the other end of the spectrum, leftists didn't want to acknowledge the excesses of Stalinism, because they had chosen a side. Loyalty to any party or ideology is incompatible with integrity.

  41. Path of least resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prosecuting criminals is hard; persecuting the innocent is easy.

  42. Wrong kind of tree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's a CHERRY tree. Cherry. Read the article, man. They say Cherry tree several times.

  43. Unamerican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot believe this could happen in the United States, the Land of the Free! Oh wait, the UK? Who cares.

  44. ...as long as they learn in the right context by StreetStealth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just hope that their parents reinforce this in the right way. "Yes, dear, the police shouldn't have done that. Sometimes the people in charge do bad things." and not "Well, sorry, dear, I guess you need to be more careful out there. These are uncertain times, and it's best just to go with the flow."

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    1. Re:...as long as they learn in the right context by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      Very true. According to the article, I think it's more likely that their parents will do the right thing:

      The parents of the children, who all live in Halesowen, West Midlands, say they are angry with police for treating their children as hardened criminals and accused officers of over-reacting.

      The three, who have never been in trouble with the police before, were described as well-behaved and placid by their parents.

      Amy's mother, Jacqueline, said

      her daughter was left so traumatised by the police action last month she refused to sleep in her bed for a week.

      Miss Higgins, 37, an office manager, added: 'Amy was scared bucketloads to be locked up in a cell knowing murderers and rapists have been sat in the same cells. The police action was completely unbalanced. These were children playing in a tree.

      'The information taken by the police will be held on record for five years and Amy is worried it could affect her going to college or university.'

      Sam's father, Nicholas, 52, said: 'The children did not deserve to be treated in the way they were. A simple ticking-off by officers would have been sufficient.

      'The children didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, they didn't deliberately set out to damage the tree.

      'Sam's eyes were swollen and red when they let him out of the cell as he had been crying. He is a placid child and has never been in trouble before.

      'When I got the phone call from the police to say Sam was in custody I thought he'd done something-like steal something from a shop. I couldn't believe it when he said all he had done was break some loose branches off a tree.

      'To detain them, DNA them and treat them that way was simply cruel and an over-reaction by the police. Generations of children have played in that tree and my son and his friends won't be the first to have thought of building a tree den.'

      Mr Cannon, who said Sam had difficulty sleeping shortly after the incident, has written to the police to complain about the action taken.


      This is pure fucking madness! Those policemen should be fined or locked up for a week.
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    2. Re:...as long as they learn in the right context by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Those policemen should be fined or locked up for a week.

      Don't forget to take DNA samples!

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    3. Re:...as long as they learn in the right context by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      i'd love it if 20 years from now, the kids in question run for parliament and vote to overturn the law.

  45. They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where I live, some kids were charged with "terroristic activities" after they used baking soda to create "bombs" out of plastic bottles. As a result, the school system is now mandating that students use clear plastic backpacks at all times next year. Sure, everybody will know when little Suzie's on the rag now, but we all know kids will treat such subjects with maturity, and it's all worth it if we can save even one plastic bottle.

    Granted, such activity should not be tolerated in school, but when I was a kid we called them pranks, not terrorist plots.

    1. Re:They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      According to the article you linked, the ones charged with Terroristic Activities (is Terroristic a word?) were the ones who called in a bomb threat from a phone booth. Yes, the book should be thrown at them, and terrorism (although overused as a buzzword these days) is an appropriate description - they were obviously trying to create a panic. Letting off baking soda "bombs" isn't on the same scale, but when you're letting them off inside the school, especially with the post-Columbine sensitivity to school violence, it is more than a prank.

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    2. Re:They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by idonthack · · Score: 1

      I did that with an MRE heater and some water in a coke bottle in the bathroom at my school. A friend and I were deaf for an hour (small room + hard walls + loud sound = Bad Thing) but I don't think anybody noticed except a few guys standing outside. It was kind of funny - for the rest of the day we were nervous every time someone walked into our classroom, thinking it was finally the note calling us to the principal's office.
       
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    3. Re:They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I don't think terroristic is a word, which is why I put it in quotes. At any rate, our oversensitivity to anything which has the potential to instill fear or panic only gives terrorists that much more power, and no amount of heavy-handed law enforcement will dissuade people who are committing irrational acts in the first place.

    4. Re:They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      As a result, the school system is now mandating that students use clear plastic backpacks at all times next year

      Yes, schools have become nutty on this subject. Near where I live, the Junior highschool prohibits backpacks except to transport your books to and from school. All students are expected to store their books and misc goods in their locker and visit their locker between classes, which given the amount of time between classes and the size of the campus is a tad impractical to say the least. When I went to that school I just lugged around all my books in my backpack, which I see now is not the most healthy thing to do, I "should" have seperated my stack to pre and post lunchtime sets and cut my load in half.

      Granted, such activity should not be tolerated in school, but when I was a kid we called them pranks, not terrorist plots.

      While I would agree that these are pranks and clearly not intended to hurt anyone, exploding plastic bottles is the sort of thing one should avoid doing in enclosed spaces with the risk of bystanders unaware of the danger walking by. While a prank... there is the risk of injury. Bomb threats?!??! that's a perfect reason for police to get involved. I'm all for complaining about schools overreacting to basic kids issues, i'm all for objecting at a 0 tolerance drug policy when a kid is expelled for aspirin or cough drops, but seriously bombs are not anything to joke about. Sure the fact that they are kids should be taken into account, but this falls into the crime catagory, certinaly a felony. And adult would possibly spend years in prison. This is the sort of thing being expelled for would not be unreasonable.

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    5. Re:They're just protecting us from the terrorists. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      When I was about 9 or 10, I was in the school dining room. One of the items we had on the menu was one of those little tetra-brik carton thingies of fruit juice. After I finished it, I thought it would be a wonderful idea to put the packet on the floor and stamp on it. Since the packages are fairly tough, it went off with a very loud bang.

      The entire dining room of perhaps 200 kids fell instantly silent.

      Somehow teachers can tell a guilty look from 100 feet. I was thrown out of the dining room, meal unfinished.

      Later on (like when I was 17), I almost got suspended for making bombs with illegal German firecrackers and potassium nitrate soaked paper. If there was the slightest bang - someone popping a crisp packet, or stamping on a tetra-brik, school staff would suddenly congregate around me and my partner in crime. We were always the first suspects for anything vaguely explosion sounding! Today, I bet the Police would be called.

      It's funny. During the height of the IRA terror campaign, there was no need for the police to be called for things like this, but now - despite these extremists killing a tiny fraction of the number the IRA killed, all of a sudden it's terror-terror-terror and the slightest schoolboy prank sparks accusations of terrorist activities and DNA sampling.

  46. GET DOWN FROM THERE! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    YOU'LL BREAK YOUR NECK!!!

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  47. Anti-Social??? by walnutmon · · Score: 1, Redundant

    'West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters.'

    First off, how is this "anti-social"? I'd say that unless you believe in tree feelings, this has nothing to do with any kind of society damaging behaviour.

    I am sick of the idea of dealing harshly with small crimes (does this even constitute a crime?) to prevent big crimes. I don't have the statistics, but i'd be willing to bet that the police in this town didn't do much research that confirms that playing in trees as a child develops often into society destroying behaviour in adulthood.

    I honestly thought that this could be some kind of joke... I'd laugh, if I wasn't worried that neighborhood kids are going to be getting jailed for playing. Get inside kids, and no video games either. It will be sesame street and brocolli, and noone gets hurt. Pathetic.

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  48. too far but not by much by treedazzled · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It seems unanimous that the cops went "too far". Probably so. And, yes, I hate the cops too. In the United States, most cops seem to me to be louts with too much power and too little education.

    Nobody has commented, though, on the seriousness of the kids' behaviour. Destruction of a tree on public land is true vandalism. A twenty foot tree may be twenty years old--and much harder to replace than man-made targets of vandalism, such as signs, cars, or windows. The parents of these children should have taught their children to respect trees as common property of incalculable value.

    I live near public land in the United States and the behaviour of children using the land is appalling. I've seen acres of land ripped up by dirt bikes, seedling trees intentionally pulled up for no apparent reason except boredom, and, yes, branches broken for the purpose of making "forts." Most of the land used regularly by children is simply barren, except for those trees tall enough to withstand constant abuse. Those trees, too, will eventually die, and there will be no young trees to replace them.

    1. Re:too far but not by much by SinGunner · · Score: 1
      "Nobody has commented, though, on the seriousness of the kids' behaviour. Destruction of a tree on public land is true vandalism."

      i seriously hope you were writing this as satire. breaking off limbs on a tree does not kill the tree. even if you kill a tree, a new one grows back. there is no net loss from killing a tree unless you make the dirt a new one would have grown in un-useable. if i knew you, i'd burn down your house to fix your "vandalism" of keeping trees from having a place to grow.

    2. Re:too far but not by much by nolife · · Score: 1

      I've seen acres of land ripped up by dirt bikes,

      I take my 4x4 off road and ride bikes and quads as well. What does it hurt to have a dirt path to ride off road? Okay, maybe some grass missing and maybe some ruts here and there left behind by a dirt bike or quad. Is it really destroying the land? I'd say it takes of the layer of growth that may have been there but even that will get covered by the falling of leaves and the growth will return the next spring and summer if the path stops being used and that growth that is there is a mixture of whatever blew there anyway, not exactly someones flower garden. Maybe in hard clay it may take two years but there is no actual destruction. Driving through someones yard is a little different but in the woods, there is enough fallen and decayed trees and weeds around that a dirt path should not stand out or be considered an eye sore. If it is an open field, what is there besides 2 to 3 feet brown grass?

      I understand that people liter and leave stuff behind when they should not but please do not associate that with the off road vehicles. I have about 700 feet of woods that fronts to a county road. I can pull out and entire garbage can of bottles, cans, and fast food packages from the drainage ditch and from far into my property as well every month. I assume people attempt to get around the open container laws by getting rid of the beer bottles after they are empty and if the bottle breaks on a tree they get bonus points. Maybe we should ban all cars on public roads as well because those people leave a mess too.

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  49. Re:speaking of starting 'em young... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder how the /. population will react when the news breaks that Sam was actually attempting to induct poor little Amy and Katy into the "20 foot high club." :-)

    I can hear the comments now: "Stone the bastard!!! I've never even gotten any at ground level, so why should a 12 yr old punk get two at 20 feet high???"

    Ok ok. Just kidding. The real story is that Amy and Katy were trying to induct Sam. :P I kid. I kid. :)

  50. Media hype vs reality? by Ickus76 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Depending on how much has been mediahyped vs the reality of what happened... Police say "destroy"... media says "a few lose branches"... Police says "ornamental".. media says "a tree in a public area" I think the only mistake the police mad was to actually put them in a cell. They should of definitely detained them and kept them for holding while their parents came to collect and discuss the problem. Did the police have a suitable facility (ie not a cell) to hold children in while waiting for the parents? In my opinion they should of been DNA sampled (if that is the standard procedure) and given the reprimands which they were. What if their DNA samples linked them to a series of known other criminal and anti-social acts? Then we would all be touting how wonderful the new technology is working, not that their persons have been invaded by DNA samples being recorded. What they did was a criminal act, destruction of public property. It was not an intentional breaking of the law. They should not of been charged for it as they are just children and the Police did not charge them. There is no mention by the media how the children behaved... this may of purposely left out by the media to pain the picture they wanted? If they were being openly offensive to the officers (anti-social behaviour) they may of got exactly what they deserved. For all we know the children could be known trouble makers who were spitting and abusing the officers, inversely they could be the sweet little angels which todays society produces (yes thats sarcasm). How fast do Cherry tree grows? I would assume a 20ft Cherry tree takes decades to grow? How badly did they damage something which may take 10?20?30 years to fix? The short of it... yes I think they went too far... but only for putting them in an actual jail cell.

  51. "Law and order" attitude comes home to roost by buss_error · · Score: 1
    (sarcasm) So, here we have three juvi deliquents killing trees, and we are shocked exactly WHY? I mean, after ALL, it's not like we were able to prohibt tree climbing games, crying out for the love of pete! I mean, those commie pinko freaks of the ACLU mucked up the justice system yet again!

    It's like the situation with Syria and Iran. We can't reward 'bad behavior'. Next thing you know, we'll be rewarding 'acting out' too. Much better to kill these lawbreakers, refuse adequate representation at trial, and force them to work with an essentially b0rked appeals system, then execuite them with drugs so inhumane that we don't allow dogs to be put to sleep with them. Right? RIGHT!? I mean, after all, we're KILLING them, why should we be humane about it?! MAKE THEM SUFFER, the little future terrorists!
    Serves the little law breakers right!(/sarcasm).

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  52. Think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!?!?! ...oh wait, it looks like they are, and even the children are criminals.

  53. Why am I not surprised. . . by LunarCrisis · · Score: 1

    The summary neglects to mention that the kids were causing damage to the tree in question, which was public property.

    I'm not saying that those damages in any way justify the police's actions, but it's just damned irresponsible to simply leave this sort of information out of the summary.

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  54. Won't somebody think of the Endangered Species! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, this tree might be a rare endangered species. Or harbor several. I bet it's got some rare Northern Reticulated Chipmunks in it!

    How dare these kids endanger them!

  55. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Maybe they popped its cherry?

    Gotta protect the underage cherries.

  56. You're just noticing this? by MythoBeast · · Score: 1

    That whole thing about power corrupting isn't just a saying, folks, but it's nice that people are starting to notice. The Drug War Chronicles have been doing a "corrupt cop of the week" series for years now. Drug enforcement is particularly succeptable to corruption because there's very little moral difference between breaking drug laws and enforcing them. As our privacy laws are eroded and the enforcement of laws becomes less and less differentiated from invasion of privacy, you can expect to see that kind of corruption creeping into normal law enforcement, too.

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  57. Assume what the cops say is true... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    for just a moment.

    "Stripping every branch from an ornamental cherry tree on public land." to paraphrase a bit.

    How many hundreds or even thousands of pounds of damage would this cause? Would you be more outraged if they had spraypainted your car, fixable in a few days for a few pounds, than destroying a tree that took many years to grow, and is only replaceable by purchasing a mature tree, hiring a crew and excavation equipment, and having it attended to until it is established?

    I was more upset about the tree in front of my house than the damaged car. I need to get new cars every few years, but I expected that tree to outlive me. Oh well, plant another just seedling and wait for some asshole to rip it down again. You might have had a bit of shade in a few more years, but go ahead and sweat.

    Lose the DNA, and charge their parents for a replacement tree. Let's see who is outraged then.

    1. Re:Assume what the cops say is true... by dark_requiem · · Score: 1

      This seems a pretty wild assumtion, as we're talking about a trio of 12 year olds, and a 20 ft tree. I don't know if you've ever trimmed a large tree before, but unless these kids were all weilding chainsaws, or had been at it for a week, there is no way they were stripping all the branches from the tree.

  58. ads by f4ith8 · · Score: 1

    I guess well stop seeig so many "good times" commercials on television with children climbing trees... Atleast when "COPS" isnt on.

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  59. please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the trees! Won't somebody please think of the trees?

  60. DNA Test? by walnutmon · · Score: 1

    What the hell are they testing the kids DNA for? Were there dozens of trees in the area, all standing akwardly... with little twigs laying in ruin around them? The police were dispatched to collect sticks from the entire area, scraping them, testing for human intervention?

    I certainly hope it wasn't windy that day...

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  61. It's an ornamental tree! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just any tree. It's an ornamental tree! C'mon, we all know it's fine to mess with a normal tree. But to fool around in an ornamental tree, why, that's terrorism!

  62. The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by jpetts · · Score: 4, Informative

    While it was not (yet) as bad as The Sun when I left the UK in 2002, the Daily Mail was a strident, hysterical, sensationalist muckracking journal well on its way to parity. I would believe maybe 15-20% of what is reported here as "fact". The paper also carries a political/social agenda on just about everything, and I suspect very strongly that we are seeing an extremely distorted story that is being "economical with the truth".

    So, if -- and that's a VERY big if -- everything reported is true I deplore it, but I have serious doubts as to whether the story is at all objective.

    If the Mail was looking for a reaction, I'm sure it got what it was after.

    It's interesting that Google News and Google proper only carry two reports of this, and there is no mention on the BBC web site (as of 21.38 PDT).

    This has all the hallmarks of a carefully manufactured and groomed story deisgned to garner publicty and web page impressions.

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    1. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by permaculture · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Up!!!

      You're discussing the Daily Mail as if it were a serious newspaper. Get a grip!!

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    2. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by Hugo+Graffiti · · Score: 1

      On the other hand maybe it's the Halesowen police. Yesterday's Daily Mail had a story about the same police force stopping children from playing hopscotch in the street. You can find this story on the BBC web site too.

    3. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by shabble · · Score: 1
      While it was not (yet) as bad as The Sun when I left the UK in 2002,
      It's getting closer. Even to the point of having a couple of Page 3's a week (not entirely naked however - this is the middle class version of The Sun remember ;)

      It's interesting that Google News and Google proper only carry two reports of this, and there is no mention on the BBC web site (as of 21.38 PDT).
      Which two were those? A search for 'tree dna arrested' only brought up Slashdot and one from 24Dash where the less sensational headline was "Three children arrrested and DNA tested after damaging a tree : http://www.24dash.com/content/news/viewNews.php?na vID=7&newsID=8462 Strangely the Mail article didn't turn up.
    4. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by noidentity · · Score: 1

      The first thing that struck me was how well-composed the picture is. That's the kind of thing I'd expect in an interview, not a news story.

    5. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The Daily Mail is the Sun for the permanently offended and ignorant middle Englanders. It's an appaling rag, and has been for as long as I can remember.

    6. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the US readers. The Daily Mail is the print equivalent of the most strident, virulent right-wing radio talk shows over there. They have consistently been against the current government party since before they were first elected. And, they have never been shy about "manufacturing" "news stories" for their own sensationalist purposes.

    7. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by D.+Book · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One unfortunate realisation in my years as a slashdot reader is that if a story is so outrageous makes my blood boil, it often turns out to be based on distortions or blatant lies. So just as soon as I began typing my enraged reply, I paused to check its veracity. I found the same lack of coverage you mentioned on Google News, and not being familiar with Britain's Daily Mail, I checked its Wikipedia entry and wasn't surprised to read indications it's one of their most dubious tabloids.

      But I also found the following article on the website of the "West Midlands Police Federation", which appears at least to confirm the story is not a complete fabrication:

      http://www.westmidspolfed.com/directnews/article.a sp?articleid=17383816

      I must say that their actions seem outrageous even if you rely on their account of children "vandalising" a "council-owned" "ornamental cherry tree" and leave out The Daily Mail's telling of the story. Most revealing, I think, is this quote:

      "West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime, we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters."

      In other words, "zero-tolerance" appears to be the basis for their actions, and this mindset has become entrenched so deeply into police culture that they can consider children messing about with a tree to be grounds for their arrest and a precursor to more serious "crime".

    8. Re:The Daily Mail is part of the yellow press by Nimey · · Score: 1

      What reputable newspapers exist in the UK? I hear lots about British gutter press, not so much about actual journalists.

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  63. in Britain, since 1998 by tetromino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thank you, Tony Blair. Having created a crime-free paradise (by American standards), the British government has proceeded to outlaw merely unpleasant behaviour.

    1. Re:in Britain, since 1998 by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Having created a crime-free paradise (by American standards), the British government has proceeded to outlaw merely unpleasant behaviour.

      So when are they declaring war on France again?

    2. Re:in Britain, since 1998 by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of torn by this law. I understand how it might be bad to arrest someone for being rude or different, but there are other issues as well. For instance, does this mean it's illegal to make kidney pie?

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    3. Re:in Britain, since 1998 by DreamingReal · · Score: 1
      After reading about ASBO and the linked articles from the Wiki, it sounds more like you're breeding future criminals and anti-government terrorists. Britain seems to building a police state for their children with institutionalized fear and oppression. Lots of kids get in trouble when they're young but you folks are exhibiting the kind of irrational response that I thought only my fellow Americans were capable of. Labeling children so young as "criminal" or "anti-social" for relatively minor infractions could easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy.


      Most kids will staighten themselves out if given the opportunity. I was a awful hellion until the age of 14 when activities and sports in my high school got me on the proper track. I can't imagine what would have happened to me had I been that same kid in this day and age.

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    4. Re:in Britain, since 1998 by pwhite8314 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hijack this post, but DreamingReal - I've been trying to email you re: your GeekSquad posting, but Yahoo is bouncing the email. If you read this, could you please contact me at pwhite8314{at}.gmail.com Many thanks.

  64. Don't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in another topic we like the idea of a biometric vending machine.
    We already crossed the border and there is no way back.

    Welcome to the Brave World - it's no longer New.

  65. You've got to be kidding me... by Saint+V+Flux · · Score: 0

    "Nobody has commented, though, on the seriousness of the kids' behaviour."

    If you're more concerned about kids breaking tree branches to build a fort than the cops locking them up for it, then you need to seek professional help. It's not even like the kids were doing it because they wanted to destroy something, they were trying to get some wood to build something -- so do you think that anyone who cuts down a tree to procure lumber should be locked up? If a kid breaking a couple branches is worthy of all this, then someone cutting down multiple trees should be given at least 10 years in jail *note sarcasm*.

  66. informed consent? by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    I have a couple of questions here:
    1. were the children informed of their rights
          (not sure what rights they have in the UK)?
    2. did the police obtain proper consent from either
          the parents or their "lawyers"?

    in this case, its sounds like the police definitely
    overreacted initially, then the system ran roughshod
    over these kids without thought to their well being.

    it would have been simpler if the officer had simply
    asked the kids what they were up to WITHOUT causing
    any problems.

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  67. "Do you think they went to (sic) far?" by Spazholio · · Score: 1

    Yes.

    Fucking hell, this question actually has to be asked?

  68. Expirement by EE101 · · Score: 0

    Tomorrow I will go down to my local police building, climb a tree in the yard, and pull off a couple branches when I get to the top. I'll let you know what happens.

  69. comments to the story by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I read the story and the comments and when I read this one:
    Have they lost their senses? Children play in trees, they always have and always will. Have tnhe police become so detatched from real people that they cannot see the difference between this and antisocial behaviour?

    - Rob, London, UK
    - I thought to myself, well children used to play in the trees, but they will play in the trees no more.

    I wonder why DNA was taken from kids? Are the police going to see if the tree brings out rape charges and they think they may need the DNA for evidence?

  70. Except in Bars by walnutmon · · Score: 1

    people go out of their way to respond in the biggest possible way

    [Begin Rant]
    Except in bars... Where innocent people are frequently beaten up for saying something social to the wrong girl. The bar usually responds by kicking them both out. Try calling the police, and the bouncers will explain to them that you were both at fault, and due to the fact the bars have some kind of agreement with cops that gives bouncers (the sick degenerate fucks they are) some level of power to make these claims, they always win. I am in disbelief at the stupid shit that the police waste their time with, while there are real injustices going on constantly with little or no attention. It really makes me sick.

    Fuck the Police!
    [end rant]

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    1. Re:Except in Bars by NosTROLLdamus · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I've never heard anything good about bouncers, or met a nice one either, they seem to be on equal footing with the police, mentality-wise, and since they're "security" (note the scare quotes) their words tends to get more weight then they should.

      I've heard of situations were people have tried to "take back" shows from bouncers, and streets from cops, but they always end up as some sort of shitty gang that's worse then the what was there before.

    2. Re:Except in Bars by Kosko · · Score: 1

      Jaco Pastorius was killed by a bouncer who only received a couple weeks in prison for it.

  71. Not enough by wlvdc · · Score: 1

    Clearly, they raped the poor tree and should be put on the sex offenders list.

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    1. Re:Not enough by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >Clearly, they raped the poor tree and should be put on the sex offenders list.
      If one of them peed up it, they could be. Really.

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  72. Unless it's your Ox being Gored by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    Everyone who thinks it's perfectly okay for "kids (to be) destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it' that isn't on the property of their parents doesn't seem to have a clue about landscaping costs and the cost of trees. I doubt any of the people who think 'kids just want to have fun' have any property at all. Every tree on private property belongs to somebody, every tree on public property belongs to everyone. If the tree was damaged the parents of the kids should be held liable for the cost, if it was damaged badly enough that the tree needed to be replaced that money should have come from the parents who obviously didn't teach their kids to respect the property of others. The article says "The children didn't realise they were doing anything wrong, they didn't deliberately set out to damage the tree." - That was the quote from their father, who further opines that the value of a tree is worth only a 'ticking off' by the police. Obviously he knows better now although it's hard to sympathetically judge the intelligence of someone who doesn't know that stripping every branch off of a tree would be damaging to that tree. Vandalism isn't 'good harmless fun' - anyone who thinks differently please relate stories of how you watched kids tear up your yards, property and valuable and how it wistfully reminded you of your childhoods.

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    1. Re:Unless it's your Ox being Gored by Paco103 · · Score: 1

      WTF has crawled up your butt? Nobody is even arguing the fact that the cops had the right to tell them to get out of the tree, or even talk to their parents, or maybe a little discussion. This is a full DNA sample and mouth swabbing. They didn't kill anything, and they didn't "strip every branch from a tree". Any branch that a 12 year old was able to break loose was already weak anyway. Have you ever tried breaking off even a small twig from a live, healthy, growing tree? It isn't easy! Say something to the kids, maybe even say something to the parents, but a consideration of criminal charges and DNA records? That's really over reacting.

      As far as your "please relate stories of how you watched kids tear up your yards. . . "
      I'm not currently a property owner, but when I was a kid our neighbors actually removed the fence between our yards when I learned to ride a bike so that I'd have more room to ride without getting in the street. They were a SOCIAL couple that thought children should be allowed to be kids, NOT get arrested! And personally, when I go to a city park I'd rather see kids playing in the dry trampled grass and knocking a small, dead branch out of a tree now and then than a pristine green field with signs that say "keep off grass". Which is more inviting?

      I don't go to a park to use the SIDEWALK! I can do THAT anywhwere! My tax dollars are paying for a large green recreational space that we're allowed to use without fear of criminal persecution because my cleats dug up too much grass in our game of kickball.

    2. Re:Unless it's your Ox being Gored by penguinwhoflew · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry if you got confused, but I'm pretty sure nobody here was trying to imply that it was harmless. But DNA testing? A trip to the police department? Simply seeing a cop walking towards me would get the point across and never make me want to touch a tree again. Maybe even a fine to the kids parents, to pay for the damages and make sure they got a good home punishment as well. And this wasn't even intentfully malicious vandalism, they were trying to BUILD something, which I'm sure in their eyes was an improvement. You're correct, this doesn't make it right, but there is such a thing as cruel and unusual punishment, and this certainly qualifies.

    3. Re:Unless it's your Ox being Gored by gadlaw · · Score: 1

      You might want to read the article before all the 'WTF's' coming out your mouth. And that article that you didn't read said the tree was 'stripped' - not a few branches nipped off so you already have kids lying to the police even though there is a stripped tree. Do you think folks call the police just cause they see some kids pull off a dead branch? What's you going to do with every kid you bring to the police station? Make it easy and relaxing for them? What's the point of that? Take kids to the police station to scare them. And where have you been? Every time someone is taken to the police station they are fingerprinted and DNAed these days. If you are only now getting upset about the DNA thing, well, you missed that boat a while ago. Oh yeah, - get off my lawn kid.

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    4. Re:Unless it's your Ox being Gored by Jartan · · Score: 1

      You might want to read the article yourself instead of just skimming it.

      At no point does the article actually say what happened to the freaking tree. It's implied that a few branches are broken but who knows what slant the author is pushing. Maybe excessive damage was done maybe not. Also you seem to be implying the kids were damaging a tree someone owned when the article clearly states that the tree is on public wooded lands. So perhaps you should go ahead and take some of your own medicine there.

  73. Slant litmus test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The key to reading a slanted story like this is to see if you can write the same facts with the opposite slant: Three kids were found breaking shit on public property. The police took them down to the station and let them go with a warning.

    Now how is that newsworthy?

  74. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tony Blair is history. Iraq will see to that. England used to be quite a country. I know the colonies are gone (that's a good thing), but when are you Brits going to tell our country to bugger off? When the fuck are you going to stand up?

  75. The audacity! by IlliniECE · · Score: 0

    What? No SWAT team? The government is loosening up too much these days

  76. Enemy of the People by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    You are an enemy of the people. You will no disappear from all records and never be heard from again.

  77. Back in the day by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 0

    My stepfather, a immigrant from Holland, told me recently about his misadventures as a youth (here in the US). He was definely a wild one. He and his friends used to climb trees and throw eggs at passing cars.

    Can you imagine if he had done this today? He would probably be on the next plane back to Holland.

    Its sad when there is so much crime that goes unsolved because a$$hole meglomanic cops spend their time booking kinds for climbing trees. I am tempeted to wish thier parents hire a good lawyer and stick it to them, but its OUR tax money after all.

    At the very least the parent should have the right to force the police to destroy the DNA samples. If not someday Jonny might be passed out at a college party when a crime occurs. The police collect DNA and run it in the database and up pops Jonny's name. A the least it will be hassle for him. At the worst, he might celebrate his next birthday at Leavonworth.

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  78. Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by Riktov · · Score: 2, Funny

    -OSCON just wrapped up. What do you think of it?
    -Just in general, not specifically related to the treehouse story, are cops fascist thugs sometimes?
    -Bill Gates has a bazillion dollars. Isn't that too much?
    -Does this dress make me look fat?

    1. Re:Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by qyiet · · Score: 1

      -Does this dress make me look fat?

      The story will be tagged "yes", "no" and "maybe", comments will agree only on two things:

      1) Dresses are obsolete, and
      2) You should shave your legs first

      -Qyiet

    2. Re:Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by marol · · Score: 1
      -Bill Gates has a bazillion dollars. Isn't that too much?
      "Isn't that to much?"
    3. Re:Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by mutterc · · Score: 1

      The dress doesn't make you look fat; your big butt makes you look fat.

    4. Re:Coming up next on "Ask Slashdot": by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You forgot "Isn't Linux just great?"

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  79. I have. by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1, Funny

    its a long trip.

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  80. evil doings by swell · · Score: 1

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station (often referred to at the Halloween police station since the scandal of '94), thoughtfully examined the pages that were to be the public report of the incident. Yes, many in the town would have already suspected the true nature of the childrens' transgressions but it would not do to let any hint reach beyond the already frightened local citizenry. The problem had to be stopped here, before it became a threat to national security.

    These 'innocent children', as the world press referred to them, had the upper hand at the moment, but the Superintendent was already laying plans to thwart the devious activities of these and the rest of the Satanic elements that terrorized the community.

    It would be three weeks ago now that two of these presently involved and two others known to the police were involved in the most heinous ... to be continued ...

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  81. You think this is crazy ? Read this. by wlvdc · · Score: 1

    From the BBC News web site: "A group of youngsters has fallen foul of the law for playing hopscotch. (...) Several children were involved in the games resulting in several markings on the pavement. Police said they were also investigating complaints of anti-social behaviour." http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/5 233262.stm

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  82. Let's not demonize the police too much by Jeian · · Score: 1

    Obviously the police in this case acting ridiculously, remember that it's only cases like these that make the news. For every story like this, there's countless untold ones where they're putting their lives on the line for our safety.

    1. Re:Let's not demonize the police too much by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Obviously the police in this case acting ridiculously

      We can't tell from this story. The submitter simply said they'd been "climbing" the tree, omitting any mention of damage. The police said the tree had been "stripped" of its branches, and that there had been similar vandalism in the area. The parents say "my kid is having nightmares after being in the same cell a murderer was in". Everyone has an agenda; no one is telling the whole truth. It would have been nice to have at least a photo of the damn tree. If it had truly been severely damaged, it wouldn't prove the kids did it, but they'd have some explainng to do at least.

  83. What if...? by downunda_wookiee · · Score: 1

    Just playing the Devil's Advocate, but what if the kids actually were "destroying an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it" ?? Of course it doesn't warrant being DNA tested, but it seems that's part and parcel of being arrested in the UK these days.

    If the kids were actually destroying the tree, and not just breaking off some "loose branches" (are they not attached to the tree, as the definition of loose implies??), surely that warrants some kind of formal caution (which is what they ended up with). And it's just possible that the people who made the complaints were not confident or brave enough to approach a group of teenagers to tell them to stop.

    Maybe there's more to the story than the kids and their parents are saying... like I said, just playing Devil's Advocate.

    peace
    .wook

  84. About Damn Time too. by gijoel · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can get their act together and arrest this cherry tree chopping miscreant too!

  85. New Slashdot Category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because of all of these "police going overboard" stories on Slashdot here lately, I think
    a "pigs" category would be appropriate. It could even be called "oink oink" or something
    like that.

  86. Re:The parents agree, "Ni"! by patrixmyth · · Score: 2, Funny

    A shrubbery, you say?

    I have just one question, were these "children" in possession of a Herring? Ah yes, just as I thought. Indeed, plainly this caper was part of that infamous criminal cohort the Knights who 'til recently said "Ni", now commonly referred to as the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".

    http://lorien.sdsu.edu/~carroll/shrub.html

    --
    "Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?"- Peter Gabriel
  87. Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Israfels · · Score: 1
    Here's a chunk I pulled from the article for those that didn't read it:
    "Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient."

    Since they were ripping apart an ornamental cherry tree, that's vandalism, the cops went light on them since they're young and haven't commited more crimes yet.

    "Although the reprimand does not amount to court action and the children do not have a criminal record, their details will be kept on file for up to five years."

    Ok, no problem, any background check will turn up nothing. Only way these reports show up is if a court requests the full record. Let's hope the little vandals don't do something to land them there. And they'll be 17 when it drops off. A full year before they're 18.

    "The parents of the children, who all live in Halesowen, West Midlands, say they are angry with police for treating their children as hardened criminals and accused officers of over-reacting."
    /sarcasim on
    Yeah, hardened criminals are given reprimands and released without charge to their parents as soon as they can come pick them up.
    /sarcasim off

    I think they UNDER reacted to a clear cut case of vandalism. The parents should have been charged for damages.

    And to all those people claiming building a treefort or "playing in" a tree is not anti-social... RTFA, they're talking about the vandalism.
    1. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I will type small words so you grok:

      It ... was ... a ... tree

      On ... public ... land

      There ought to be nothing wrong with kids playing in public trees, and I'd be willing to bet my house that the tree will survive an afternoon's attention from 3 twelve-year-olds.

      Nice spin put on it by the police spokesman "destroying an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it". It was a tree in a public park, not a centrepiece of an arrangement. I'd love to see the twelve-year-old who could "strip every branch" from a tree... Certainly the ones in the picture didn't look up to it. Hercules'd have problems.

      My dictionary defines "destroying" as "to put an end to the existence of". Somewhat emotive language for a few broken twigs, I feel. You don't lock young kids up over a few broken twigs; if you do anything, you drive them home and let their parents give them merry hell for being delivered home by the police.

      Or you could just let them play. It's a friggin' tree!

      Simon

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    2. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Israfels · · Score: 1
      Thank you for the personal attacks. It would make you seem much smarter if it wasn't for several logical fallacies in the rest of your post.
      It ... was ... a ... tree On ... public ... land

      Yes, a tree, does that mean it's ok for me to carve my name into it? How about spray paint it? The rest of the public has a say in that tree as well. Hence, it is a "public" tree and not a "Katy Smith, Sam Cannon and Amy Higgins" tree. And unfortunately, the public says, via laws, that this was vandalism and the police broke the law by not charging them, and I agree with them doing that.

      There ought to be nothing wrong with kids playing in public trees, and I'd be willing to bet my house that the tree will survive an afternoon's attention from 3 twelve-year-olds.

      I'm sure a tree would survive a good carving up, spray paint, heck even partial fire damage. However, that doesn't make it ok to vandalize, nor any easier on the park maintenance personel.

      Nice spin put on it by the police spokesman "destroying an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it". It was a tree in a public park, not a centrepiece of an arrangement.

      By "ornamental" they mean the type of cherry tree wiseguy. Here's a link since you were too lazy to look it up. "Many flowering cherry cultivars (known as 'ornamental cherries') have the stamens replaced by additional petals ("double" flowers), so are sterile and do not bear fruit. They are grown purely for their flowers and decorative value."

      I'd love to see the twelve-year-old who could "strip every branch" from a tree... Certainly the ones in the picture didn't look up to it. Hercules'd have problems.

      They're not ripping it up from the roots, they're breaking all the smaller branches, and consequentially, the flower bearing branches. If you look at the pictures you'll also see that a 20ft tree has a lot of small branches that even kids can break. And if you're making a fort out of it, you're breaking a hell of a lot of them off.

      My dictionary defines "destroying" as "to put an end to the existence of". Somewhat emotive language for a few broken twigs, I feel. You don't lock young kids up over a few broken twigs; if you do anything, you drive them home and let their parents give them merry hell for being delivered home by the police.

      Or you could just let them play. It's a friggin' tree!

      Simon

      Well, Simon, since we're not using Simonese, you should look up the exact definition. You should also note that the "ing" means that it was in the process of being destroyed. And if it's an ornamental cherry tree which has a purpose of being a very beautiful tree, then yes, it's being destroyed. You don't make a fort from "a few broken twigs" as you put it. You make a fort by stripping the tree of every branch you can possibly break.

      Now that I'm warming up, why is a UK reporter, Khushwant Sachdave, reporting that the tree is 20 feet tall? Why not use the metric system? And why does he have a nice dress photo of the kids all together? A little odd if you ask me. What do you want to bet that the reporter told the whole story from both sides?
    3. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Ibag · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised at what you can do to kill a tree. Most of a tree is not alive, only near the outside is, and so stripping bark or cutting slightly into the tree is all that it takes to kill it. People did this for "slash and burn agriculture" where they stripped bark or cut trees, left them to die and dry out, and then burned away what remained. You don't have to cut down a tree to kill it.

    4. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm]Yeah, it was pure vandalism and the children deserved every second they spent inside their cells. Furthermore, it was a really good use of police resources. I truly hope the children are forever traumatized from this experience. As a comment in the newspaper site says, one policeman for every tree and then the UK will be safe!!![/sarcasm]

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    5. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1
      You don't make a fort from "a few broken twigs" as you put it. You make a fort by stripping the tree of every branch you can possibly break.


      For someone screaming this is an act of terrible vandalism, you sure seem to know an awful lot about the details of doing it...
    6. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Dunkirk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just spent a month in Europe, including a week and a half in England. They have laws protecting anything but the smallest saplings from any sort of damage. It's supposed to protect their historical landscape. You can't even trim or cut down trees IN YOUR OWN YARD without approval from their equivalent of the city council. The fact that this tree was on PUBLIC land on INCREASES the agitation they would feel about kids tearing a limb or two off of it.

      The tree business is just one example. Most new construction in the country uses brick on the exterior, and tile on the roof, so that everything matches the buildings that have already been standing for hundreds of years. It's all part of their culture to preserve their heritage.

      So, the police have just done exactly what their laws say ought to have been done. Slashdot needs to be arguing about the culture that promotes this sort of thinking, which results in this sort of law and behavior.

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    7. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by makomk · · Score: 1

      You can't even trim or cut down trees IN YOUR OWN YARD without approval from their equivalent of the city council.

      That is true in some areas (and for some trees), but I'm pretty sure there's no general law requiring it.

    8. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      There are some homeowners associations in the US that have similar stipulations -- you can't plant, trim, or cut down anything without either prior approval, or meeting some set of guidelines.

      While nominally it's to preserve the value and character of the neighbourhood, in practice it's used to come down on anyone who doesn't precisely conform to whatever petty BS the HOA Board of Directors feels like enforcing.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    9. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It ... was ... a ... tree

      On ... public ... land


      Keep going... you're almost there!...

      On ... public ... land....

      That the kids did not purchase the title to ...

      And thus had no right to touch, let alone damage...

      And did it anyway....

      And were arrested...

      Like the law says they should be....

      But their parents were not found guilty of negligent parenting...

      Despite allowing their children to break the law while running around unescorted in public...

      And got off lucky... with no one hurt or charged with anything...

      Despite criminal intent... and negligent parenting... and a damaged tree for the rest of the public to pay for...

      See! Short phrases do work! Maybe now you finally understand?!?

    10. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      kids ordered to clean up hop scotch grid

      This one makes a whole new word out of "tightass".

      These guys must walk around with large styptic pencils shoved up their assholes. Good Christ, what will they say they did good in their lives when they hit (momentarily) the Pearly Gates?

    11. Re:Does anyone read TFA anymore? by Israfels · · Score: 1

      Yup, when I was a kid I build several, my grandpa owned several acres and so did my dad. But I built mine from actual boards of wood I purchased with allowance. I also purchased the nails to hold them together. These kids seemed to forget that they need something to hold them together, so I'm doubting their story about just wanting to build a fort.

  88. Dominatrix? They're not British MP's you know by Slashcrunch · · Score: 1

    With help from the services of a dominatrix? I get that in the UK it seems to be normal for the MP's to get into that kind of stuff (google for british mp sex scandals), but I didn't know the police were in on it to.

    Is this a government wide trend?

    1. Re:Dominatrix? They're not British MP's you know by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      It's a left over from the socialist years - any person, from any class, of any colour, creed, sex, or sexuality, is free to enjoy a good beating.

      Dish one out, on the other hand, is another matter entirely...

  89. This is news? For nerds?? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    I can see how this made the local news in that town, but why the hell is one random British cop's one bad day at work on Slashdot?

    No one even got their head smashed in! If you're gonna cover questionable police actions, there is much much more and better material, from closer to the Slashdot office complex to choose from.

    And since when is tree climbing part of the "nerd" agenda? Is it the DNA part?

  90. Cells are Good. by Drago+Kith+Somtaw · · Score: 1

    and maybe bad

    the reason the kids probably got dumped into the cells are because the police probably had no other secure location in the police station. When they rebuilt the police station in my city they included a small windowed room that could be locked from the outside more or less for this purpose.

    In California a 1987 law prohibits the detention of teenagers in the same jails as adults Children can be put in a jail cell if they have committed a violent crime/some felonies; murder, rape, assault with a deadly weapon.

    If the cherry tree was actually owned by someone then the police would be justified for detaining the children until their legal guardians could be contacted.

  91. ZOMG PONIES it did not happen in the USA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was expecting this story's location to be in the USA, but to my surprise is happen in the UK???

  92. Nice place, this Halesowen by whitehatlurker · · Score: 3, Informative

    150 quid for littering, kids ordered to clean up hop scotch grid. This place is definitely one of the must see places in the UK. Unless you're from a civilised country.

    --
    .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
    1. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be honest, I don't feel sorry for the person fined for littering. That shit pisses me off.

    2. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by rbarreira · · Score: 1
      A police spokeswoman said: "By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime, we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters."

      Yeah right! Hopscotch grid drawer on Monday, terrorist on Tuesday, everyone knows that's the way terrorists are born!
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      The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
    3. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by ItsIllak · · Score: 1

      I recall reading a BBC report of it last week, but due to the unique way the BBC is funded, I can't for the life of me find it using their search engines.

    4. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm aside, these kids probably will grow up hating the police, and have a much higher chance of actually being "terrorists" ("vandals" in Oldspeak) now.

    5. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime, we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters." Translation: if we went after REAL criminals, we could get our asses shot off... But no 10-year we've arrested yet has tried to fuck with us!

    6. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      To be honest, I don't feel sorry for the person fined for littering. That shit pisses me off.
      There are a lot of things that piss me off: for example, I really fucking hate spelling mistakes. So I propose fining everyone on /. who makes a typo.

      Wealth beyond the dreams of avarice beckons.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    7. Re:Nice place, this Halesowen by spwatkins · · Score: 1

      While the hopscotch rap is totally bogus, I have to admit that I'm not really bothered by heavy *civil* penalties for littering or leaving dog turds. I would like it even better if instead of a fine they had the kids spend a weekend or two picking up litter. On second thought, what's the big deal about making kids clean up a mess they made on the sidewalk?

  93. Bio-terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a good portion of the history of this great nation, we have dealt with this subversive subculture in our society--- breaking into private property, and vandalizing our natural resources. These "children" as you call them, are simply bio-terrorists--- polluting our food supply, and natural resources. Did they wear gloves, or biological containment suits, when they entered that cherry tree? Who knows what diseases they've introduced to our population through contamination of our food supply. We do not want a temporary peace with these "children," a peace that just brushes over the surface of underlying tensions and conflicts. We've tried diplomacy, and yet "children" still continue on the path to terror, and are still a threat. We want a lasting solution--- which is why I believe we need to keep hitting the children, and hit them hard, until a true peace can be established with them, and our cherry trees can once again be safe.

  94. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how everyone believes what the submitted story implicates (they were only playing), instead of the quite plausible alternative (they were wrecking the tree).

  95. And this when... by codelad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.
    ... rich corporations outstrip entire rainforests. Duh!
  96. Check the source by Corbets · · Score: 1

    Well, this sounds a bit overboard, to be sure... but always consider the source. In looking at the articles posted on their home page, I think that this may not be the kind of publication you can trust. Articles covering the social lives of Mel Gibson, Tony Blair, and the Duchess of York, with others about who's sunbathing with who, and using inflammatory wording in the headlines to increase the shock value of an otherwise trivial story... take this story with a grain of salt.

    Of course, DNA testing for such a crime does seem excessive... but I've got no problem with cops kicking kids out of a tree, and if they were being disruptive (if! I don't know, and I don't trust this paper, so I'm just tossing out possibilities!) hauling them downtown to give them a bit of a scare. 12 isn't all that young - I sure could have used an authority figure correcting me around that age, might have saved me a lot of headaches later on in life.

  97. Some ambiguity in the readers' comments too by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    They are all pissed off with this Blair guy.

    For a moment I wasn't sure if they were talking about Ian or Tony. Then I remembered that Ian's power was limited to London...

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    1. Re:Some ambiguity in the readers' comments too by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tony's isn't even there yet, he's in Georgy's pocket.

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  98. Voracious Villains by therpham · · Score: 1

    Darn kids, don't you know that's how you become an unperson? You totally pissed off Big Brother by climbing in his tree. The DNA testing brings forth images of Gattaca and the whole Police State + England thing (especially after I just watched V for Vendetta again) is really creeping me out.

  99. Culture of Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like this is just what the Bush administration wants - for us to live in fear.
    http://www.fearofignorance.wordpress.com/
    -Fear of Ignorance

  100. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If George Washington had been properly DNA tested after chopping down his cherry tree then maybe we could clone him now and let him run for prez again in a few decades.

  101. its reasonable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well these UK police saw them destroying a cherry tree and we all know if you destroy a cherry tree you follow in George Washington's footsteps and become a terrorist against England...they should have probably just killed them on site for treason.

  102. Well, given the situation... by RickBauls · · Score: 1

    Would you rather chase the serial rapist, or arrest three little kids?

  103. Best response to cops: act scared as hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to respond to cops is by projecting abject fear. A lot of cops are on power trips, and they really get off on it when you seem scared as hell.

    Cops also like making life difficult for the people they see as "the bad guys," but the bad guys are used to cops and just don't care enough to act scared anymore (NOTE: running away isn't being scared -- it's just done for the convenience of not spending a week in jail).

    So when the cop sees you're scared shitless, he's knows a) you're not a bad guy, and b) you'll do exactly what he says. (NOTE: advanced students of "cop fear response" have learned that inefficiently doing whatever you've been asked is also useful as long as it looks like your trouble completing the task is due to your extreme nervousness at the situation) Then he'll be a lot more likely to enjoy his petty power trip and let you go -- since you're obviously not anyone he actually cares about at all.

    When you interact with police, always act scared. Act scared even if you're not scared. Act scared of them even if you're the victim. You'll end up better off each time, and you'll probably make the cop just a little happier too.

    1. Re:Best response to cops: act scared as hell by Unicorn+Giggles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds incredibly stupid, but is effective as all hell. I did just that and even ended up calling the cop ossifer and he ended up forgetting that i was going 55 in a 30, and asked if I was hiding drugs, then when I did not object when he asked if i would mind him taking a look in my car he let me go with a verbal warning...total time elapsed 7 minutes. total time for a friend of mine getting pulled over for driving by a gas station on the highway with his radio a little loud: 2 hours 32 minutes (I was there and ended up getting home late) abject terror helps speed the process along, and no one likes to beat obvious pussies, then they look like dicks.

    2. Re:Best response to cops: act scared as hell by iainl · · Score: 1

      It's not just that - they've pulled you over because they believe you've done something you shouldn't have. The goal to any reasonable police officer is to persuade you to realise this, and not repeat the error. Acting like an asshole doesn't exactly give them the impression that they've achieved it, and so a nice big kick to the wallet might succeed where reasonable discussion has failed.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    3. Re:Best response to cops: act scared as hell by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't think that's a good way to go. If you act scared, the cop might very well think "he must have done something really wrong he's thinks I'm going to find out about if he's acting this scared".

      It's better to just be polite and respectful.

    4. Re:Best response to cops: act scared as hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't spent much time interacting with cops have you?

      Your logic is reasonable on the surface, but naive in reality. Acting scared works.

      Perhaps the difference comes down to the difference between evasive nervousness versus simple primal fear. Evasive nervousness probably wouldn't work.

  104. Is anybody else amused by the headline? by jacquems · · Score: 1

    Putting all seriousness aside for a second, am I the only one who snickered at the inadvertent bit of poetry in the phrase "Children arrested, DNA tested"?

  105. I can't help thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't help thinking about a quote or something I once read.

    It had to do with making so many laws and rules, that is becomes impossible for someone
    to actually be completely innocent. This could then be used as a means of (social) control.

    (anyone who knows where this came from? if you know about it, you'll know what I mean ;))

    IMHO this is an example of something getting awfully close to that...

    1. Re:I can't help thinking... by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Informative

      "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. When there aren't enough criminals, one makesthem. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. ... Create a nation of law-breakers, and then you cash in on the guilt."

      -Ayn Rand "Atlas Shrugged", Chapter III, "White Blackmail"

    2. Re:I can't help thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the one I was talking about, thank you very much! :)

  106. Good point, but.... by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You raise an interesting point: are the police responding this strongly -- too strongly -- because no one else will?

    Today I was riding my bike home from work when I passed a car stopped by the side of a busy road, next to a small park with a bike path. The passenger's side door was open, and a girl about age 10 was standing by it crying. I stopped to watch, surprised. The girl was talking to someone in the car, and she would half get in the car, then step back, then repeat, crying all the time.

    What do you think was going on? Doesn't look good, does it? Doesn't that make it remarkable that, as I approached on my bike, and while I was stopped, about three or four other people walked, jogged or rode on bikes past, and of course about two dozen cars drove by -- and no one else stopped? It was also in clear view of some new condos across the street that sell for upwards of $500,000 -- but no one came out of them.

    I went up to the girl, and, staying well back (to help the girl feel safe), I looked more closely. In the car was a woman with another child. I asked the child her name, whether the woman was her mother, and whether she wanted to get in the car. She told me her name, said it was her mother, and that she did want to get in the car. The woman said it was her child, and that the girl wanted to get in the car, but wasn't being allowed to because she was in a "time out." I assume the woman was driving when she stopped and put the child out of the car at the side of the road as some kind of punishment. The girl would then be crying because she feared she was about to be abandoned.

    After thinking it all through for a bit, I believed the woman. The girl and the woman and the other child in the car looked alike (all blonde wavy hair, similar face, and so on), and when I talked to the little girl she drew away from me and closer to the woman -- that is, she seemed instinctively to trust the woman more than me. The woman's story seemed unlikely for an abductor -- silly, unrehearsed, unlikely to soothe suspicion. So I didn't call the cops. (I did suggest to the woman that, as one parent to another, my advice would be to avoid disciplining her 10-year-old by pretending to abandon her on the side of the road. I said this rather less forcefully than I would have if her children had not been in earshot. For example, I did not call her a fscking idiot who should have been sterilized at menarche.)

    I'm still bothered by whether I did the right thing, although the girl climbed in the car after I talked to her seemingly willingly enough, and the car drove off not in any obvious hurry. I hope I wasn't too trusting.

    But my point is that it was very noticeable to me that no one else wanted to get involved. Dozens of other adults passed close by and saw what I did -- no one else stopped to take a closer look, make sure the girl was OK.

    Perhaps we have come to delegate some of what used to be our normal social responsibility to our fellow man to the police. Small wonder that these things happen, then, although I wish they wouldn't.

    1. Re:Good point, but.... by toQDuj · · Score: 1

      Nah, people just instinctively want to do nothing to help, in order not to stray from their daily activities, or get involved in something else.

      I've had this a few times now, with a girl on a hot day stepping out a train and fainting, her boyfriend asking people for help for he could barely keep her up. all people approached, none helped, and it was up to me to drop my bag and help him carry the girl.

      A second time was with a man fainting in a train, lots of people standing around gawking or asking wether someone knows first aid (hint: even if you haven't been trained, you can still help, check for pulse and breathing, and massage/respirate when required). So I went and got the train personell to come over.

      My tips to people finding themselves in such situations: step forward (the hardest thing to do) take charge (for noone else will), point at people you want to get into action (i.e. get personell, call the ambulance, or get material), and do the best you can to help the injured.

      B.

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    2. Re:Good point, but.... by SamSim · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a situation like that, in addition to anything else you do, my advice is to get the licence plate. Jot it down on your hand or something. It might be nothing, but it might be everything. You can put it on a scrap of paper in your wallet and throw it away in a month when you find it again.

    3. Re:Good point, but.... by Sol_Web_Dude · · Score: 1

      Back in my day...

      The neighbor would have come over and yelled at us to get out of the @#!@!! tree.

      Then we would have egged his house that night....

    4. Re:Good point, but.... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Same here. Only, then the neighbor would have a long talk with my parents, and I wouldn't sit down for a week.

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    5. Re:Good point, but.... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "The neighbor would have come over and yelled at us to get out of the @#!@!! tree.
      Then we would have egged his house that night...."

      And today the kids would pull knives on you, tell you to fsck off, and then report you to the cops as a pedophile.

      The reason people won't interfere with this kind of behaviour is because the potential liabilities are huge and the potential benefits are tiny. If kids were vandalising a tree in the 50s an adult would have given them a slap around the ear and sent them home to their parents, who would have taught them not to do it again. Today that's 'child abuse', so there is literally no way to stop bad behaviour on the part of kids without throwing them into the legal system.

      This isn't the fault of the adults who choose not to get involved, it's the fault of a government that for decades has increasingly criminalised responsible behaviour while failing to punish irresponsible behaviour.

    6. Re:Good point, but.... by mutterc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You probably did the right thing. Children getting abducted by strangers is very rare (anyone got real stats? I'm too lazy). Bruce Schneier's book Beyond Fear has some good stuff about our tendencies to mis-estimate risks, especially for rare events.

      Example: I vaguely remember reading somewhere that more people are killed by pigs each year than terrorists, yet we don't have a War On Pork.

    7. Re:Good point, but.... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      For what it is worth, I think that you did the right thing.

      Also, for what it is worth, I know that such situations can be extremely difficult. Last winter, I was travelling for work, and while going to the elevator in the morning, I heard some people fighting in a room down the hall. Not only were they yelling loud enough to be heard from the other end of the hall, I also heard what sounded like physical violence.

      Afraid for my own safety, I got the room number, then went to the front desk, thinking that they would call the police. (If I were at home, I would have called the police.) The woman at the front desk called up to the room immediately, and the person in the room simply said that they were having "an argument."

      From that, I can guess that these people were in in the midst of some kind of emotionally and (possibly) physically abusive relationship and that I was only witness to a small part of it.

      Much like your encounter with the mother and daughter, I had often wondered if I did the right thing, but when encountering such dysfunction, I'm not sure what else can be done. Also, like your situation, I wonder about the people whose rooms were on the same wing of the hall or upstairs or downstairs, none of whom did anything.

      Is is kind of the a Harlan Elison (sp?) short story in the anthology Deathbird Stories, where a woman is murdered in an apartment courtyard, yet nobody calls the police, despite several people seeing it. Very disturbing story, especially given how emotionally true it seems.

    8. Re:Good point, but.... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      And today the kids would pull knives on you, tell you to fsck off, and then report you to the cops as a pedophile.

      Prove it.

      The idea that youths today are measurably more violent than their predecessors is a farce. To quote:

      "There is no evidence that young people involved in violence during the peak years of the early 1990s were more frequent or more vicious offenders than youths in earlier years."

      The reason people won't interfere with this kind of behaviour is because the potential liabilities are huge and the potential benefits are tiny. If kids were vandalising a tree in the 50s an adult would have given them a slap around the ear and sent them home to their parents, who would have taught them not to do it again. Today that's 'child abuse', so there is literally no way to stop bad behaviour on the part of kids without throwing them into the legal system.

      Uhh... slapping some random kid upside the head *is* abuse. You have absolutely no right to physically attack another person's child. You didn't in the 50s. You don't now. The correct action is to interfere and send them home to their parents, and let *them* deal with punishment. I fail to see any danger of liability with such an action.

    9. Re:Good point, but.... by BlueYoshi · · Score: 1

      Well we kill a lot of Pork and we didn't declare war to them. So Butcher are surelly considered to besome kind of illegal combatant for pork, isn't it?

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    10. Re:Good point, but.... by SharkJumper · · Score: 1
      Very disturbing story, especially given how emotionally true it seems.

      Not just emotionally true, historically true. See Kitty Genovese.
    11. Re:Good point, but.... by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Mmm, yes. Unfortunately, the statistic I really needed was not the answer to this question: "What fraction of all children are abducted by strangers each year?" -- which is, yes, a very small number -- but rather the answer to this question: "What fraction of children crying next to the open door of a car at the side of the road are being abducted or abused, as opposed to being merely the victims of doofus parenting?" -- which is, unfortunately, probably not so small a number.

      Anyway, no little girls were on the news last night, so I guess it all turned out OK.

    12. Re:Good point, but.... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      similar thing happened to me the other day. I was out running and i look over and see this guy kicking the shit out of another guy on the other side of the road. Now this is a major road with cars streaming by. No one stopped. So i went over and the guy was yelling about how hed just got out of detox so i backed off and ran to the closest store. The people in the shop had aparently already called the cops. I waited 20 minutes. No cops came. This is in a major city on a major road with the suspect and victim still in the street. By that point they were sort of sitting together talking. Looked like some kind of meth related relationship and troubles. So after about 30 minutes of waiting, i say fuck this and take off. The cops never came.

      This was last week.
      Yesterday, running again, about 1 block south from the exact same spot, i see a patrol car that has pulled over another car in a traffic stop.
      This is why people hate the police.

      --
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    13. Re:Good point, but.... by Cally · · Score: 1

      I was put out of the car by my parents (actually, a motor-caravan) at the age of about 6, and they drove off and left me. I remember watching the car going off down the road and waiting for it to stop - it was a bit of a choker when it zoomed round the bend at the end of the road without stopping and disappeared from view. When they changed their minds 10 mins later and came back to look for me, I was a couple of hundred yards away across the fields and heading in approximately the right compass direction. This experience made me the man I am today! Ok, admittedly I'm still single at the age of 37 with a hgistory of short & angry failed relationships - the longest lasted 18 months - addicted to three or four separate street drugs as well as on anti-deps that, if I miss taking them for a day, make me so dizzy I can barely walk. But apart from all that... oh wait, I like Marillion too... god, I must be doomed! ;)

      --
      "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    14. Re:Good point, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, for what it is worth, I know that such situations can be extremely difficult. Last winter, I was travelling for work, and while going to the elevator in the morning, I heard some people fighting in a room down the hall. Not only were they yelling loud enough to be heard from the other end of the hall, I also heard what sounded like physical violence.

      Afraid for my own safety, I got the room number, then went to the front desk, thinking that they would call the police. (If I were at home, I would have called the police.) The woman at the front desk called up to the room immediately, and the person in the room simply said that they were having "an argument."


      I would've stripped off all my clothes in the hallway ... slowly, while whistling a jaunty tune ... then dawned my hockey mask, kicked the door in, and got my funk on.

      God I love vacation.

  107. Killem All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, the kids in the tree should have been shot and killed, and their carcasses hung from said tree as a public display.

    If the police simply killed every person who exhibited antisocial behaviour, we wouldn't have any crime at all. Our world would be a veritable eden. A paradise free from crime, poverty, bullies, and inequality.

    So to all those pussies who think these anti social bastards were treated with excessive force and the police were overly jealous in their zeal for law enforcement, I say: go climb a tree.

    1. Re:Killem All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead punk. Make my day...

  108. for better? or worse? by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 1

    i don't know if i should feel better or more sick that there are other countries with "justice systems" that are as screwed up as the usa. seriously, was that the worst crime those officers could be dispatched to handle?

    let this be a lesson to all of you would-be-burglars: create several diversions by hiring kids to vandalize trees while you rob the city blind.

  109. My experience in the US by Durrok · · Score: 1

    This is also posted to my blog which you can find in the normal place. (Yes, yes, I know the dangers of having an online blog. Thank you in advance.) Anyway, here is my story:

    "Fishers Police Department - Keeping your streets safe one PI at a time."

    As the door seals behind me I am left in a small room with two strangers, one who has just provided me with the means to escape the cement hell hole Hamilton County calls a "holding cell" and one who looks as eager as I am for the door in front of us to open. The door buzzes and what seems like an eternity later it opens, letting in a blinding light and an almost overwhelming smell of fresh air. As my eyes adjust to the light and I breathe in the sweet air it crosses my mind to lean my head back and yell "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOM!" but if I recall correctly that did not work out so well for the last guy who did that so I instead walk over to my father and began my trip home.

    Now that you know the ending, lets go back to the beginning. Kris and I had spent the night celebrating Jen's Birthday at Stardust. Having finished our beers and being kicked out for cosmic bowling we head back to Jen and Tina's place about 3 blocks away from our place in the same apartment complex. After having another beer there we decide to walk home.

    We are about 3 buildings away from our apt and besides Kris stopping to take a piss the walk home has been completely uneventful. As Kris and I are talking amongst each other a car pulls up directly behind us. I wave my hands and do a little hop to be a jackass and to try and get the guy to go around us. The car stops as Kris and I take the turn. I hear the car door open and "Hey guys, I want to talk to you". Thinking nothing of it and not knowing who said that since our view of the car was being obstructed by the car garage Kris and I turn back around and head for the car. As soon as we round the corner we can see a cop with his hand on his gun who shouts something to the effect of "FREEZE! HANDS IN THE AIR!". I hear Kris say "Woh, calm down buddy" as both him and I raise the roof.

    More cop cars appear and two cops approach, frisk, and handcuff us. After a few questions we determine the police are looking for two people in ski masks who were stealing things from cars. Since we have neither stolen goods nor ski masks you would think this would eliminate us from this investigation. However, as you can see when we switch our view over to Officer Dipshit, this is not the case.

    Officer Dipshit thinks to himself: Hmm.. they don't have anything on them but they must obviously be the perpatrators. I mean, there are two of them! And they are young! I mean, they could have easily stolen all that stuff and then threw it into the pond or something. God damn kids. Well, lets see if the person who called this in can identify them.

    Officer Dispshit to Lady who called the police: Are these the men who you saw?

    Lady: Well, despite the fact that it was dark and they were wearing ski masks, these two are most definetly the people I saw.

    Officer Dipshit to the rest of the equally moronic officers: Well, despite having no real evidence to suppport the idea that these two are the people we are after and that they have not resisted us in any way, shape, or form, I think we can all agree that this lady won't leave us alone until we find the people she called us about. So, lets breathalize, book them, and call it a night!

    Officer Dipshit and CO put Kris and I in the police car and begin racing at around 80mph to the Hamilton County Jail

    Curious as to where we are going and why in the fuck I am being arrested, I begin asking him questions which he answers with a big sigh.

    Me: Sir, my friend and I did nothing wrong. Despite the fact that he was underage, we were disturbing no one and walking instead of driving home. Why are we being arrested?

    OD, with as more venom and contempt in his voice than I thought was humanly possible: Well I have someone who positively IDed you as the ones looking into cars. So you know what that makes you? A liar!!

    Getting nowhere I begin to contemplate, as I am sure you have already, how fucked up this was.

    --
    I keep telling myself I'm not the desperate type.
  110. Tree stripped- Kids say 'we didn't do it' by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    The article said the 'tree was stripped' - a twenty foot tree stripped bare. The kids said to the police officer 'but officer we only took a few branches that were dead' - If you are that police officer, do you wag your finger and say don't do it again now kids and walk away, or do you see a stripped tree, kids who are lying to you and decide you need to elevate this by taking the kids in and calling their parents? I don't think anybody except sex offenders should have DNA taken but the courts are seeing the DNA thing like fingerprints. That ship has already left the docks. You folks have missed that party a while ago. The police take you in, they are going to identify you. If you're a kid, you'll be identified and run through the database on missing and abused kids. If they find the kids are those missing kids whose mother/father ran off with them and no word left for the anguished custodial parent then the police are heros. If they don't run the check and the kids were missing/abducted and they all find out later after bad things have happened then the police are in a world of hurt for not doing their jobs. Instead we get the third option, the stupid parents who never taught their kids to respect property goes on the tube and whines about how his kids - after stripping a tree bare and were taken to the police station - were upset after getting caught. Now I'm assuming, after reading the article, that someone didn't call the police because they saw kids pull just one branch down and I'm assuming that the police who said the tree was stripped were not lying. I also don't think that wanting to build something is a mitigating factor when you destroy something else that doesn't belong to you to build that thing.

    --
    Enjoy your Karma, after all you earned it. Feel your Karma Joe, feel it burn.
    1. Re:Tree stripped- Kids say 'we didn't do it' by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The article said the 'tree was stripped' - a twenty foot tree stripped bare.

      No it didn't. RTFA.

    2. Re:Tree stripped- Kids say 'we didn't do it' by gadlaw · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. Next time you read the article, try to read past the first paragraph. Here is a exact, copy pasted quote from the article. ---"Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour....." Thank you very much, you RTFA. And get off my lawn.

      --
      Enjoy your Karma, after all you earned it. Feel your Karma Joe, feel it burn.
    3. Re:Tree stripped- Kids say 'we didn't do it' by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You need to get your reading comprehension skills checked. All the quote says is that the police received complaints about kids stripping every branch from the tree. That's it. No where in the article was the actual state of the tree mentioned. You'd think that if the tree really was stripped bare, the superindendent would use that fact to defend his officers instead of relying on complaints. Complaints != fact.

  111. Let them know how you feel, risking life and LIMB by budword · · Score: 1

    Please let the brave officers of the West Middlands Police know exactly what you think of their brave efforts at crime control. Here is a link to the contacts page of their website. West Midlands Police

  112. There had to be spin on this... by inetd · · Score: 1

    The DVD release date is 1 Aug 2006... Article is dated 1 Aug 2006... it's in the UK... Associated Newspapers UK (ANWS LN ) owns dailymail.co.uk... Parent company Daily Mail & General Trust... 39 major subsidiaries mostly in media... seems too much like viral marketing advertising to me...

  113. Good for them by Mantrid42 · · Score: 1

    Its better to get the kids jaded now. Hell, I wasn't bitter and cynical until I was fourteen. Think of all that wasted time!

  114. The frickin English.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what do you expect? Also the symbolism with George Washington and the cherry tree--they wouldn't get that.

  115. I have the justification by Atario · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nerds everywhere should be deeply concerned about tree traversal being made illegal.

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:I have the justification by Lars+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

      But they were pruning the tree, leaving it unballanced! Tree traversal that damages the data is not good.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:I have the justification by mrogers · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next thing you know they'll be smoking hashtables behind the bike sheds.

  116. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Varmint01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if the kids were doing exactly as the police claim they were, stripping every branch in a malicious manner, that is quite simply not a crime which warrants a DNA sample to be put on file. There's NO justification for that.

    The parents really ought to sue the police department to have the DNA samples destroyed and removed from the database, then continue on and sue them for emotional damages. Magnify the pain: sue the department, sue the individual officers involved, sue their superiors, and drag it out as long as is physically possible. If they've got enough resources to spend time and effort jailing and DNA sampling 12 year olds, then they can certainly spare some for legal fees to defend their actions. I know this sounds like a sue-happy idiot talking, but the police went way out of line and are, as usual, totally unapologetic about it. The only way to get them to stop is to show them that there are brutal consequences for such actions. The entire department has to suffer in order to create a culture where they'll think twice about doing it again.

  117. You have to be kidding me. by aej17 · · Score: 1

    It's funny. Ok, it's not funny at all ... it's fucking sad. But I came on the computer right after watching "V for Vendetta" and what do I see? The god-damn government arresting some 12 year-olds, and TAKING THEIR FUCKING DNA because they were playing in a tree.

    PLAYING. IN. A. TREE.

    DNA.

    TREE.

    Jesus on bicycle, we are all fucking doomed. Every last one of us. When I see posts here saying that the kids will be better off, it makes me want to weep, then it makes me want to beat the hell out of someone. Something is very wrong with this world. And as pathetic as it is, it's also true: people are getting what they deserve. People are bending over and asking for it.

    Excuse me while I go puke.

  118. George orwells vision by way2trivial · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for some, 1984 is a warning/vision of a dark future..
    for others (elected officals and the like) it's actually quite erotic..

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  119. Do I? by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

    I don't really know. From the details given in the article the Police were a bunch of incompetant idiots (that is even more incompetant than a normal idiot).

    However, all we hear from are the parents and the kids - not the best of sources as to what happened. Is there another story? Maybe, maybe not. The only thing we hear from police is that they though about charging them with something more (the part about what they did still came from the children)

    I know I've seen some, shall we say, creative descriptions of acts. It's not uncommon to hear family and friends describe a murderer as a really nice guy that you would have never thought anything about. Only to find out they were arrested/convicted 10 times for assault with a deadly weapon, one for rape, three times for animal cruelty (sometimes *really* horrid stuf), and a list that goes on and on and on (and all violent). You wonder why they didn't lock the person under the freaking jail. I'm sure we have all seen some little kid do something horrid only to have them lie to their parents and thier parents defend them.

    And then, maybe it is *exactly* what is described. I could be - I wouldn't put it past any police to do so. Just as the above example we have all seen All-Go police that do really really stupid agressive moves.

    As is usual for any story that is written in this type of context (pushing you towards a viewpoint instead of simply stating facts and only telling one side of the story) I will reserve full judgment until I hear more. I can't think of anything that would really mitigate it - but just because I can not doesn't mean it isn't there. I feel *really* uncomfortable getting too riled up about writing meant to rile people up. Unfortunatly I doubt we will ever know more than than the totally lopsided story we read here - at least give us a paragraph on the police departments response (even if they only pick out the crappiest and weakest part).

    Of course, this is the UK so I'm happy to bash them (I'm an American - I get it too much and I like to dish it out sometimes). Dang Limey's - all they do is arrest poor little kids just doing normal kid stuff :)

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  120. Next chance? by Atario · · Score: 1

    When's the next chance for the voters of the UK to give the jerks in charge the old heave-ho?

    On this side of the pond, ours is in November.

    Race ya!

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
  121. Devils Advocate... by AckutarQuesinta · · Score: 0, Troll

    You go out and buy a tree, plant it in your yard, watch it grow and make things beautiful for many (this was a 20-ft tree) many years, and see if you don't get upset when three twelve year olds come by and start ripping off branches. Trees take time to grow and I can understand if people get upset when they are damanged.

    Insert "loggers" for "children" and "forest" for "cherry tree" and see how the public opinion would turn. Sure, more trees are harmed but many more human lives are harmed as well. Seems to have a few things in common.

    And police die everyday to protect people so these people can be called corrupt pigs.

    </rant>
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    I'm not trying to make people mad; I'm trying to make people think!
    1. Re:Devils Advocate... by Doppleganger · · Score: 1

      "Insert "loggers" for "children" and "forest" for "cherry tree" and see how the public opinion would turn. Sure, more trees are harmed but many more human lives are harmed as well. Seems to have a few things in common."

      Darn 12-year-old loggers.. just ruining our forests. Why can't they just go to school and leave our environment alone? Always acting like they're just "playing", but we all know they're really hardened criminals at heart.

      Telling their parents on them is too good for them! They must be taught a lesson!

    2. Re:Devils Advocate... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Well, hell, insert "Lovecraftian Old Golds" for "children" and "Earth's continents" for "cherry tree" why don't ya?

      Turning the theoretical situation up to 11 does not change the fact that the dial was originally at 2.

      And this is from someone who is very supportive of the police in general. I mean, DNA tests? What? Way overkill.

  122. EVEN if it was illegal by voss · · Score: 1

    A ticket and fine or citation(with some community service like picking up trash) was the proper action not jail time
    and DNA printing.

    You only take DNA samples if it was necessary to prove the crime.

  123. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by mezis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has anyone here even considered the possibility that the three kids were spoiled brats that desperately needed the education they didn't receive from their parents?

    Like being punished for destroying others' stuff (including public stuff) ?

    This story itself is possibly a flamebait, on the "damn stupid cops" motto.

    2e-2 euros.

  124. Slashdot is about technology, this story isn't by lhaeh · · Score: 1
    Slashdot has always been about science and technology, and sometimes how it is being abused in new ways. Although this is an example of something involving technology (DNA), it is more about police abuse of powers and unreasonable policies toward minors. The real story is that they arrested them, held them, and wasted taxpayer dollars by running a pointless DNA test. Abuse of technology does not really come into this at all. I'm all for EFF causes, problems with domestic spying, and the like, but this is just silly.

  125. The police are there to protect and serve. by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    The police are there to protect and serve. This did neither. The most I think that could be done to the children would be to charge them with destruction of property. The land owner, which I guess is the city and/or county, would be responsible for a lawsuit against the children for damage to the tree, IF they wish to persue it.

    Seeing as the children didn't realize what they are doing is wrong, yes, the police over-reacted. You can tell if someone is knowingly doing something wrong. Spraypainting someone's property; toilet papering a house; riding a bicycling without a helmet through red lights while going the wrong way in traffic; all of those would be examples of knowingly doing something wrong.

  126. similar stuff happens all the time by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0
    do they not need some form of parental consent?

    I recall an similar incident happening to a friend of mine once when he was about 12. He just happened to be out at about 10pm, so the cops decided to bring him in, fingerpint him, let him sit in a cell for about 6 hours then leave him to make his own way home (cop station was about an hour's walk away from his house). The least of their crimes was that they kept his bag, and made vague threats about a non-existent curfew. Apparently they were responding to a claim that 'four youths had vandalised a storefront'. His complaints were dealth with the usual contempt.

    On DNA and fingerprint collection, a few years ago (15ish), Victorian Police made apparent goodwill visits to schools, where they claimed to be taking fingerprints for 'fun'. The sheets weren't play sheets, they were the real deal. Of course, the poor naive kids all went for it. I didn't see them 'disposing of them' as they had stated they would - niftily dodging any form of parental consent. I'm wondering what lengths they'll go to fill their database.

  127. Smug british people take note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope those smug people that say "it could only happen in the USA" will look more closely at what happens at home.

    The west midlands police have some history see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Midlands_Serious _Crime_Squad

    The locals should give their police some grief over this

  128. Why the hell... by Kuukai · · Score: 1

    Why the hell does "think of the children" only apply to losing civil liberties, never to gaining them/getting them back?

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  129. There are some sad people out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If climbing a tree consitutes a public danger, then this is the crime of the century!

    heinous crime!

  130. Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I live in Australia now, but I'm writing this from the perspective of living the last 5 or so years in the UK (east london in particular).

    Police in the UK in the last few years have had pressure to crack down on young 'hooligans' roaming the streets at night causing damage. I don't think that these kids were doing anything wrong, but there were plenty of 12 year olds I saw in my time in the UK that should have definately been reprimanded for their actions, if not locked up.

    Some examples.. My mother came over to visit me and on the first evening she was in London she had an (uneaten) apple thrown at her while walking from the station to my house, hitting her in the chest. This was delibrately thrown from across the street from one of a group of around 15 10-15 year olds.

    When cycling home one day, a couple of kids on a scooter travelling in the opposite direction suddenly stopped. The kid on the back threw an egg, which hit me in the shoulder. I was going around 17-18mph at the time and it didn't tickle. My friend had the same thing happen a few years earlier, except it was thrown from a moving car in north london. It hit him in the eye and he has lost partial sight in one eye.

    I couldn't park a car on the street for more than a couple of weeks, or it would get broken in to. I'm fairly sure it was kids, since the car was never driven away, just the window smashed or the lock broken.

    When walking home through a small park, another one of my friends was struck on the back of the head by a full 2L PET drink bottle. The kid still had the bottle in his hand and when my friend turned around, there were 5-6 or so kids ready to "go at it". My friend just walked away.

    One or two 12 year olds are nothing to worry about. But 10-15 little bastards, some with kitchen knives or metal pipes or whatever have the capability to kill 2-3 adults. And get away with it! because they know nothing will happen to them because they are kids. They know all their rights and none of their responsabilities.

    It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

    1. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by isorox · · Score: 3, Informative

      struck on the back of the head by a full 2L PET drink bottle. The kid still had the bottle in his hand and when my friend turned around, there were 5-6 or so kids ready to "go at it"

      It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

      No, it's situations like this (assault) that PRISONS were created.

      All an asbo does is say "Don't do it again". ASBOs are relavent when somebody is repeatadly causing a nuisence but not actually breaking any laws -- e.g. loud music every night.

    2. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of a difference between snapping twigs off a tree and murdering people. I know it doesn't look like there's a difference to you, but there is one.

    3. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's situations like this that ABSO's were created, which is why I'm all for them.

      I am absolutely baffled by that statement. In fact your post just further points out exactly how insane and unconscionable ABSOs are.

      You listed examples of people committing violence - which is a genuine criminal act and already covered by criminal law. Whether you did or did not legally persue these various examples, either way I fail to see how it is supposed to be any sort of argument supporting ASBOs. I had an "anti-social punk" problem. He didn't like that I spoke with "his" girl, he decided that I had violated "his" territory by being present at "his" strip mall, he punched me, and I had him arrested for the actual crime of assault and battery.

      The only other example you cited was vandalism to your car. Guess what? That's an actual crime too! Not that that presents any legitimate support for ASBOs either. If you knew who was vandalizing your car then you can persue it as a crime, and if you can't find out who is was then that still fails to provide any sane supporting argument for ASBOs.

      It's not merely a matter of ABSOs being too wildly open to abuse to be tolerable in any sane and just legal system... once you remove examples of using ABSOs against people committing actual crimes who should be prosecuted under the actual criminal laws for those crimes... once you remove those cases... there is as far as I can tell virtually no use left for ABSOs but for unconscionable legal abuses.

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    4. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseshit. We already have very clear laws against assault and murder, but these require troublesome things like evidence and the presumption of innocence until proven guilty. The ASBO legislation, along with various other recent laws, was designed to bypass the traditions of british jurisprudence by allowing sentences (yes, they are sentences, regardless of parliamentary euphemisms) to be imposed on the grounds of nothing more than suspicion. Innocent or not, they are now restricted in their rights compared to their fellow citizens, and breaching an ASBO is a criminal offence, for which a custodial sentence can be applied. Off to jail for climbing trees..

      Quite apart from the removal of the presumption of innocence, the ASBO legislation is too vague, and allows penalties to be made up on the spot for an unproven infraction.

      In 2004 an 18-year-old youth was made the subject of an ASBO in the same city
      with a condition not to congregate with three or more other youths. He was
      subsequently arrested for breach of his order when he was entering a local youth
      club on the grounds that there were more than three youths in the premises. This
      was a successful club with a good reputation providing a valuable service to
      young people locally, and on the particular evening the session scheduled for the
      youths was how to deal with anti-social behaviour.

      Again in 2004, in Manchester, the Council used its powers to obtain an ASBO to
      stop mobile soup vans operating in the city centre. These vans provide food and
      assistance regularly each evening to about 100 homeless people.

      A 26-year-old homeless beggar from Birmingham was banned from begging in
      various car parks in Birmingham. He breached almost immediately and was,
      according to his solicitor, given 24 months custody. He was discharged earlier
      this year having served about eight months and was breached again for returning
      to begging and on this occasion got three years jail. His solicitor, therefore, says
      he received a total of five years imprisonment for an offence that itself is non-
      imprisonable.

      A 13-year-old was served an order banning him from using the word grass
      anywhere in England and Wales. (Source Statewatch ASBOwatch)

      Thought to be the oldest recipient of an order, an 87-year-old was among other
      things been forbidden from being sarcastic to his neighbours. He was found guilty
      of breaking the terms of his order on three separate occasions.
      source:asboconcern.org.uk

      need I continue? The entire ASBO legislation is a charter for self-important Local Council nuisances to throw their weight around..

    5. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the problem is, the little runts are hard. Back in the '70s, it was understood that any adult could legitimately discipline any child. And most of us behaved ourselves. Nowadays there is a small hard core of utter shits who make life genuinely unpleasant for everyone else, but nobody can legally do anything about them. The Old Bill go after easy targets. Since they are paid for arrests, it actually makes more sense for the police to arrest relatively harmless people {who won't give them any grief} than to go after real criminals {who probably will punch them in the knackers and then sue for damage to their fists}.

      This situation has come about because of many short-term fixes to long-term problems {e.g. emphasis on defendants' rights as a response to corrupt arresting officers}, and sorting it out properly is going to take more effort than any politician is prepared to expend. It does not help that the media want us to believe that the streets are not safe; because, basically, happy, fluffy kittens don't sell papers unless they're being torn to pieces by a felicidal maniac. {Or poisoned by feeding them on vegan food for about three years till they go blind and die in agony, but that's another story.}

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    6. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by thenerdgod · · Score: 1

      That's awful. Kids these days, loitering about, with their nadsat and their bowlers and droogies and ultra-violence. I hear there's this new treatment for them... Ludov-something.

      I'm sure that'll cure them. I was telling the same to my wife yesterday, when she bought me this nice bust of Beethoven.

    7. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by kahei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am absolutely baffled by that statement.

      Here, let me help you.

      You're used to the US system. It might surprise you to learn that in the UK, if 10 12-year-olds get together to trash a nearby shop because they're bored, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they decide to throw a brick through your car window in (of all places) King's Road, Chelsea, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they have a corner where they go to hang out so they can yank passing female cyclists off their bicycles, there's nothing anyone can do about it. I am merely giving examples from my own direct experience of 5 years in the UK.

      Obviously, a criminal justice system exists on paper. You have to appreciate that knowing that something " is a genuine criminal act and already covered by criminal law" DOES NOT HELP when it happens to Y-O-U.

      Hence, ASBOS. Yes, they are there to work around the original justice system. Cry me a fucking river. *You* are sitting in a country that has effective law enforcement (of street-level crime, at least). *I* am sitting in a country where if you ride a bicycle through a town at midnight on a Friday you're liable to get glassed, and if you do, everyone will consider it to be really your fault for not cowering at home blaming Society and The Establishment the way real English people do.

      I wish every whiner who's never been outside the US and is posting to this thread with 'Oh NoEs!! teH Police STate pwnz teh English!!!one' had to live in England for a couple of years like me and the grandparent poster -- I reckon we'd soon see a dramatic shift toward the Right in the specific area of criminal law enforcement.

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    8. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here here! That's exactly what I was thinking.

      This is similar to the cell phone while driving law issue -- why do we need one when there are already laws against driving distracted or dangerously? If the person is driving poorly, call the police on them, whether its because of their cell phone or from looking for a CD on the floor. There's no need for frivilous laws just to scare the public into specific behaviours that don't necessarily apply to everyone.

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    9. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In essence, in the UK now, the police and the law, via ASBOs, are having to teach kids things like responsibility, civility and how not to be a thug - rather too late in life - because the parents aren't.

      Quite simply, it would be cheaper to force all prospective parents to go to parenting night classes to learn about how to raise children effectively so that they don't turn into mouthy delinquent chavs with tendancy towards violence to mask their feelings of inadequacy. Of course, such a sensible idea (most parents I talk to say how there's very little support, and society isn't structured a supportive manner, and something like this would actually help them) would never be chosen by our current government, it's not 'radical' enough.

    10. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by dvNull · · Score: 1
      Hence, ASBOS. Yes, they are there to work around the original justice system. Cry me a fucking river. *You* are sitting in a country that has effective law enforcement (of street-level crime, at least). *I* am sitting in a country where if you ride a bicycle through a town at midnight on a Friday you're liable to get glassed, and if you do, everyone will consider it to be really your fault for not cowering at home blaming Society and The Establishment the way real English people do.

      So what you are saying is that laws outside the justice system is a good thing?


      This looks to me like your police force needs to start doing their job better by actually arresting and prosecuting the people who commit crime than think of more ways to defeat the laws which are made to protect the people's rights.
    11. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by dvNull · · Score: 1
      everyone will consider it to be really your fault for not cowering at home blaming Society and The Establishment the way real English people do.

      If the police tell you that, then well I guess you need to have your community fight and get your police chief or commissioner replaced.
    12. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're used to the US system. It might surprise you to learn that in the UK, if 10 12-year-olds get together to trash a nearby shop because they're bored, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they decide to throw a brick through your car window in (of all places) King's Road, Chelsea, there is nothing anyone can do about it. If they have a corner where they go to hang out so they can yank passing female cyclists off their bicycles, there's nothing anyone can do about it. I am merely giving examples from my own direct experience of 5 years in the UK."

      Do you have another source of this information other than hearsay?

    13. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by InfinityEdge · · Score: 1

      The proper US response is "Shall-Issue" concealed and carry weapon permits plus "stand your ground" laws that don't require retreat from aggressors. It only takes a couple of incidents of Susie homemaker gunning down a gang of punks for pulling her off her bike before punks learn how to be polite enough not to be shot.

    14. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. Those chavs are vermin.

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    15. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by rmgrotkierii · · Score: 1

      Ludovico technique. And yes it does work. Look at the number of ASBOs being created everyday for english youth. Reducing the number of harden tree climbers and hopscotch players that country has generated.

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    16. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by technococcus · · Score: 1

      And random, unprovoked attacks are one of the many reasons concealed carry of a deadly weapon is a benefit to citizens. The kids "know nothing will happen to them" but they are no doubt aware that if they were using a traditionally "deadly weapon", something would most definitely happen to them (thus, the counter arguement to, "Well, then the kids would just use 'assault weapons' instead of eggs!"). Thus, when some punk kid throws an apple at you and hits you in the chest, you can turn to this group of hooligans who thinks you won't do anything because there're more of them, calmly draw your 1911 or GLOCK or Kel-Tec, point it at them and ask, "Who threw that?" You can bet your ass those kids are NOT going to be throwing random shit at strangers for a while. We call that "puttin' the fear of God in 'em" where I'm from (Kentucky).

      Sorry if I come off sounding like a nutjob. I just believe that if these packs of roving idiots were made to realise that people can defend themselves (and if people would/were allowed to defend themselves, this being a story from the UK), then these packs of roving idiots would either "quit this shit" to quote a certain president or they'd start losing membership the violent way.

    17. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thus, when some punk kid throws an apple at you and hits you in the chest, you can turn to this group of hooligans who thinks you won't do anything because there're more of them, calmly draw your 1911 or GLOCK or Kel-Tec, point it at them and ask, "Who threw that?"

      What will you tell the parents of the kid you shot? Especially, what will you tell them after you find out that it was the kid next to him that actually threw the apple at you?

      You're asking for the right to threaten the lives of children; and throw away due process, out of fear of a thrown apple? That does sound nuts to me. Remember, gun safety 101 says you never point a gun at anything unless you're willing to shoot it. So, if you're not prepared to kill a kid over a thrown apple, you shouldn't be threatening to do so. What if they call your bluff?

      What if their Dad is in the park, and sees you aiming a gun at his kid's head? He'll shoot you to stop you from pointing a loaded gun at his (innocent) kid! Now it's a murder trial...

      Small wonder the US has four times the murder rate of other countries, isn't it?

    18. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by G00F · · Score: 1

      B.S. on the guns causing more violence and murders. Basicaly if thta was true, it would be easy to get gun bans. But it isn't, and in many cases it does the opposite.

      http://www.allsafedefense.com/news/International/B ritvsUSA.htm

      http://polyticks.com/polyticks/beararms/liars/usa. htm

      I can dig up more, but I am sure you can use google just as well as I can.

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    19. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I wish every whiner who's never been outside the US

      You didn't explicitly say that included me, but you did implicitly lump me in there. But for the record, I have in fact been to England and Ireland (and a few other countries). It was not a multi-year residence in the UK, but I'm not some American back-water hick ignorant about the world either.

      You're used to the US system. It might surprise you to learn that in the UK, if 10 12-year-olds get together to trash a nearby shop because they're bored, there is nothing anyone can do about it.

      At first you seemed to be actually claiming there did not exist any legal and court system to deal with youths, and it only took me a few moments on the internet to confirm that UK law and UK Youth Court and UK Youth prison system is in fact substantially identical to the US system in broad overview.

      But on further reading I understand that you are actually making a different - and perhaps ebven more bizarre argument - to support ABSOs. You are saying that for some reason the police and/or courts are failing to actually utilize and apply existing law. Well ok, I can completely buy that. However it doesn't explain how going to a court to get an ABSO does inexplicably work and going to the police to report a violation of an ABSO does inexplicably work and the ABSO-violation does inexplicably result in an arrest and the court prosecution of ABSO violation does inexplicably work, when for some reason you cannot effectively report an actual crime to the police and/or the courts are incapable of handling an actual crime.

      The police and courts for some reason do not or cannot operate in relation to actual crimes, but they somehow can and do operate in relation to ABSOs?

      But even aside from that, there is still absolutely no defence of the horribly defective ASBO system that CAN AND IS used based on mere hearsay, and which CAN AND DOES send people to prison for things which in fact are not imprisonable offences in themselves. And of course the fact that ABSOs actually have no particular inherent connection to youths, and that an 87 year old man got hit with an ABSO forbiding him to be "sarcastic" to his neighbors.

      Oh NoEs!! teH Police STate pwnz teh English!!!

      For what it's worth, as an American I don't know whether to be comforted or to just hang myself when I run into this sort of specific way in which the UK or other 1st-world democratic government is worse and further along the Abusive Police State line than the US.

      Bush makes me embarrased to be an American, and each nation has its own problems and embarrassments. However none of that has any relevance to the specific issue of whether or not the ABSO system as implemented is or is not an unconcionably defective legal mechanism. Broken law is broken law, period. 97% of requests for ABSOs are granted. ABSOs are granted on the basis of mere hearsay. ABSOs can and do impose ludicrious restrictions and ludacrisly broad restrictions on innocent people. ABSOs can and often is utilized to hijack illegal-but-NONimprisonable-offences into an imprisonable
      offence, and they can and often do turn entirely legal behavior into imprisonable offences. That being a prostitute is not imprisonable, but that she can later be sent to prison for five years for the "crime" of being in possession of a simple condom when she steps out of her local health clinic.

      The entire ABSO process violates numerous fundamental principals of any legitimate judicial system.

      If the police or courts are failing to deal with actual criminal reports and actual criminal cases, ok that is a legitimate problem. However I fail to see how that makes ABSOs the reasonable or appropriate "solution" for that problem.

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    20. Re:Playing Devil's Advocate for a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      B.S. on the guns causing more violence and murders.


      Nice strawman. Guns don't cause more violence and murders; the desire to harm others, as embodied in a culture of violence and guns, does.


      If you think you need a gun so that I won't shoot you, then I definately need a gun so you can't shoot me, because by getting the gun, you've proven that you're willing to shoot me. So, now we both need to be armed, and ready to fire at all times, in order to be "safe" from each other.


      Or we could make a gentleman's agreement not to try to kill each other, and go get some work done.

  131. DNA Tested? by Sheriff+of+Rockridge · · Score: 1

    What exactly were they "testing" the DNA for? Down Syndrome?

    1. Re:DNA Tested? by dJOEK · · Score: 1

      FTA: 'To detain them, DNA them and treat them that way was simply cruel and an over-reaction by the police. Generations of children have played in that tree and my son and his friends won't be the first to have thought of building a tree den.'

      "DNA them"? seriously, when are people gonna stop verbing nouns? ;-)

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  132. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Well, I agree with you, but it seems that the police take DNA samples for the very slightest justification, and even if the police acted totally illegally, and you're totally innnocent, they still have no requirement to destroy the DNA sample.

  133. Lack of Community by teaX0r · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Part of the problem (aside from simple stupidity) is that people increasingly do not live in the tightly knit communities of the past. If the police knew the parents and the kids in the community they would have likely told the kids to leave the tree alone and informed the parents that there was a problem. In this instance the police "followed procedure" instead of common sense because they did not know the families and did not consider the human elements of the situation. Their actions also show how the growth in population dilutes the power of the individual's vote. The police and their politician bosses might be more thoughtful if they believed that this heavy-handed act would result in their dismissals.

    The UK seems well on the way to becoming a police state. They have cameras on every street and they cannot own the means to defend themselves. Of course, we are seeing more stories like this on our side of the pond. The only way the US will resist this trend is to turn to Libertarianism and demand that the Bill of Rights be respected by all branches of government.

  134. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And you don't think it's going a little overboard to lock up 12 year olds and treat them like criminals for climbing a tree? We're not talking about shoplifting or vandalism here, we're talking about something pretty much EVERY kid did and does, or at the very least, should do!

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  135. Beware the water-pistolieri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My (then 11-year old) cousin was arrested a few years ago by an armed response team in a suburb of the north of England.

    His crime: falling asleep in a park with a water pistol lying across his chest (OK, so it was probably loaded).

    Some diligent citizen reported an armed man threatening passers-by. He awoke to the words "Move a muscle, and we'll blow your fucking head off", surrounded by six black-clad, masked men pointing guns at his head and chest. The poor little bugger needed psychiatric counselling for months. I'm not sure if it's relevant to point out he is white.

    I just can't help thinking that the ART commander's tactical analysis of the situation on arrival at the scene was flawed.

  136. gotta do it... by Unicorn+Giggles · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our arboreal overlords

  137. How DARE they? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Kids playing outside? Climbing trees? Being generally active? On top of all, acting like children!

    What are they thinking? Where are the parents? Why didn't they fill them up with Ritalin 'til they wouldn't move willingly anymore? How are they supposed to become the good, passive citizen with the proper sheep mentality?

    Jeesh, parents these days...

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  138. This was a close one by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

    Imagine what would have happened if they were chewing illegal gum at the same time!

  139. Umm... I think something is backwards here... by JimXugle · · Score: 0

    "West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour."

    And... being with two friends in a place where there is some privacy (out of earshot perhapse) is... ummm... "antisocial" ?

    I must be cronfused.

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  140. 51st State by g00p · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Britainsville, the 51st State!

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  141. It starts with cutting down one cherry tree by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny
    Of course the British police are worried.

    It starts off with just cutting down one cherry tree as a kid. Then - I shall not tell a lie - it can lead to organising the overthrow of the British rulers in a revloution lasting years, assisted by the (gasp) French and the establishment of another country where people even drive on the other side of the road out of spite.

  142. Speaking of which by alienmole · · Score: 1

    While I find it hard to believe this story, shooting would be too good a death for the officers involved in an action like this. Seriously.

    1. Re:Speaking of which by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      I support drawing & quartering those who react to overreaction by overreacting themselves... Seriously.

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    2. Re:Speaking of which by alienmole · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My overreaction comes from having been on the receiving end of this sort of thing when I was too young to stand up for myself. To me, the crime of using excessive power or force on a child or someone else who cannot possibly defend themselves is not very far from the crime of homicide in its moral seriousness. Add to that the fact that someone who has a position of power and abuses it in this (alleged) way needs to be removed from that position of power.

      In light of this, let me moderate my response a little: assuming the story is factually accurate, i.e. that the kids weren't being complete hooligans and vandalizing the tree in a way beyond what you might expect from 12-year olds, I would complain to the police chief and if necessary, the mayor, requesting an apology from the officers involved. If this request did not result in those officers personally and sincerely apologizing to the children in question, I would then pursue having them removed from their positions. Failing that, something would need to be done. I'll just note that natural selection only works if some agent causes selection to take place.

    3. Re:Speaking of which by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My overreaction comes from having been on the receiving end of this sort of thing when I was too young to stand up for myself.

      The priest was just being friendly. You way over-reacted.

    4. Re:Speaking of which by alienmole · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ha ha. One of the incidents I was referring to was being apprehended with some friends by a neighbor who thought we were doing something bad. We were playing on the property of someone who was away, i.e. we were nominally trespassing, but if the person in question had been home, he would have been fine with it, since we knew him and had a good relationship with him. We were held in a room with no windows or lights while waiting for the police to arrive, taken to the police station and held while our parents were called.

      Basically, a suspicious and nosy neighbor was able to create an incident from almost nothing. The police believed him over us, and gave us no benefit of the doubt until our parents got involved. The cops could have easily just driven us down the block to the home of one of our parents and straightened the whole thing out, but instead they had to act as though we needed to be taught a lesson. I was taught a lesson alright, but it wasn't the one they thought they were teaching.

      None of this is a big deal in any absolute sense, but a cop who's going to use his position to essentially bully kids is not a good guy, and is probably pretty much the same sort of guy that's going to arrest someone for photographing the police. People like that shouldn't be cops, and there's no reason to put up with it.

  143. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by badfish99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The police in the UK are trying to build a DNA sample database of the entire population.

    So far, they have only got permission to take samples if they arrest someone; this may explain their willingness to arrest everyone they can, for the most trivial reasons. The law then allows the sample to be retained indefinitely, even if the person is released with no charge (hence, the parents cannot sue).

    The UK is rapidly becoming one of the countries with the most draconian social controls in the Western world.

  144. Actually, legal liability is more the cause... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...for inaction.

    In today's sue happy (and criminal prosecution happy) world, people don't dare get anywhere near other people's kids. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A SINGLE, CHILDLESS MALE. Just the the mere accusation of having molested a child is to be handed a lifetime sentence that will never escape you. Even if you are proven innocent without a doubt, people will ALWAYS think you just haven't been "caught" this time.

    1. Re:Actually, legal liability is more the cause... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is what happened when a bricklayer saw a little girl wandering in the street.

      I for sure wouldn't want to be seen bringing a builder's van to a stop, picking up a child and driving off somewhere with her. Not in the present climate. Paedophilia, along with racism, is legally a "guilty-until-proven-innocent" offence; but in practice it's more like "guilty-even-in-spite-of-being-proven-innocent".

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    2. Re:Actually, legal liability is more the cause... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's a bad situation. In the climate-controlled comfort of my office with no pressure to "do something" to help, the logical choice would be to stop, then stay on the sidewalk with the girl and call the police on a cell phone. Tell them the story and have them come and get her and take her somewhere safe. Heck, I'd probably drop whatever I had planned and go with them to make sure she was okay, but that's mostly because I have a 4 year old daughter. I like to think in the small town where I live, anyone else would do the same thing. I know the older folks in my neighborhood would...I'm not so sure about those in my generation, though.

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    3. Re:Actually, legal liability is more the cause... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      In today's sue happy (and criminal prosecution happy) world, people don't dare get anywhere near other people's kids.

      I don't know if I buy that. I live in Canada, which is far less litigious than our southern neighbours, and I find it startling how willing people are to ignore things going on around them. Frankly, I think the GP is on to something: people in the western world, in particular, seem to have forgotten the responsibilities they have toward their fellow man. Perhaps it's related to our neverending obsession with individualism, but it seems that, unless something directly affects "me", then people don't really care. This might also explain things like the lack of interest in the political process.

  145. Bystander effect by alienmole · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Bystander effect by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      Yep. Just another strange quirk of humanity that you can thank psychologists for finding out. -_-. Now if there was only a way to fix it..

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    2. Re:Bystander effect by kalirion · · Score: 1

      There is a way to fix it. Educate people about it so that next time they see someone who might be in life-threatening danger they realize that if they don't stop and help, chances are low that anyone else will either.

    3. Re:Bystander effect by DarkDragonVKQ · · Score: 1

      Yeah but how many people actually listen to psychologists? Hell they've (I'd say we because I haven't even done grad school or gotten approval from the APA) already proven that video game violence does not link directly to real life violence. To be more exact, there is an effect (small inrease in violent tendencies) however the effect does not last long. So things like Columbine can't be attributed to video game violence. Not unless the kid played videogames then ran to school directly after that with a loaded gun. And even then you'd have to question the kid's mental stability to begin with because there are thousands of people that probably play videogames before going to class. Yet politicans still like to argue that videogame violence is an issue. Then you got that whole recent Mel Gibson racism thing. Whether he is publicy a racist I don't know, but he said the statements when he was drunk. In other words there were no inhibitors, nothing controlling his mind (probably unconsciousness). And everyone makes a big stink about it, yet psychologists again have already proven that racism is inherit no matter what you do, what you teach. What should matter is how we control it when we have control. Heck our brain is programmed for self-defense, the moment you see something that's not familar your first thing is to regard it as a threat before you classify it as anything else.

      Maybe the world would be better if everyone was required to listen to a psychologist, but the results of the experiments, studies, and all that knowledge that psychologists have discovered rarely will be absorbed by the mass majority. And if they are, media will portray them in the wrong way. The divorce gene article for example. They portrayed it as a gene that can determine your chance of divorce. When in reality it was actually several different genes (none of them actually a divorce gene but instead personality traits) that when combined together with a certain environment can predict how likely it is to divorce.

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  146. My own experence by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Funny

    I lived in a small town back east for a time, and I spent alot of time climbing trees. In these small towns there is "always" that one person who's purpose in life is to make everyone else's life miserable. One day the building inspector arivies... in regards to my treehouse. It seems even in small towns in order to build a treehouse you need a building permit. Extreme but fair enough. But the thing is, there was no tree house, there was no building or construction on ANY level. It was a cushion in a tree. It didn't even stay in the tree, it wasn't tied down. And the electrical inspector arived as well, which in "all" fairness I did own a radio but used batteries, so I *imagine* someone "could" have thought I was using house current. And then the fire department, the fire department arived, two trucks full sirens... I have NO idea why, by this point building and electrical went off to discuss the matter with the fire department. A police car drive by but didn't stop. While they wouldn't "say" who issued the complaint, it was rather clear who did as all three took a visit to that house down the street and gave someone a firm talking to about issuing false complaints. No treehouse, no electricity, no fire.

    This being said, there will "always" be some bozo who complains. Perhaps the reason is justified, perhaps they are totally off their rocker. In this case, perhaps the kids needed a firm talking at worst, a friendly talking to at best. I lack any clear information at to the ownership of this tree.

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  147. Wrong question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "where's this world going to", it's "where's the united states going to".

  148. ID card data gathering excercise? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    Given the flack the UK government is getting about the ID card and back end database of DNA, prints, retina scans etc they are trying to introduce, one does wonder if this incident is the thin end of a data gathering excercise.
    If the people are marching in the streets complaining about giving away their biometrics for no reason, why not try a different tactic and haul in the kids on any old excuse and get the data nice and early.

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  149. Its the Daily Mail FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A tabloid for middle class women. Something akin to the American 'National Enquirer'. The next article was probably something about 'toning up bums and tums' or how to 'eat as much chocolate as you want AND look fab'. The readers comments are what makes this story hilarious reading. Paraphrased e.g. "OUTRAGEOUS, I am morally outraged at Blair's government lackeys for locking up these poor innocents. I am literally spewing croissant crumbs as I scream at my PC monitor. They should be chasing rapists. Moral outrage. etc.!" Well, that's how I read it anyway. Heheh.

  150. It's the Daily Hate Mail by DrHyde · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For those unfamiliar with the British press, this story was printed in the Daily Hate Mail, a vile right-wing rag known to, errm, stretch the truth considerably.

  151. Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will someone think about the children.

  152. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Well, the story is scant on details/documentation of the state of the tree. They were apprehended for tearing off branches, not tree climbing. Now, if the tree is now bereft of branches (we can't assume it's not without more information), then the children got off lightly.

    What is ironic is that the cop haters feel that the police did a disservice here, when the police have really done an outstanding job preparing a new generation to fear and hate the police.

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  153. Whats really odd.... by goatan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    is that this story is being run by the daily mail normally they would be the first to demmand the return of corperal punishment and that this kids get 100 strokes of the cane.

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  154. I have seen the same thing in Australia by douglaid · · Score: 1

    But not with DNA. The police in Victoria can take your fingerprints if you are to be charged with a serious crime. In practice, they take fingerprints from everybody, whether the charge is serious or trivial, and whether or not the fingerprints will help them link you to the crime. They are required to destroy all original fingerprints, but they make sure that they have a copy first. How else does Interpol build up its database?

  155. Re:The parents agree, "Ni"! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, what sad times are these when parents can say Ni at will to policemen. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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  156. The fact that the question "Well? Do You?"... by gmezero · · Score: 1

    The fact that the question "Well? Do You?"... is even being asked is probably more symbolic of the problem than the fact that the kids were arrested.

    1. Re:The fact that the question "Well? Do You?"... by aevans · · Score: 1

      I know what you're thinking. Did they break off six branches or only five?

      They're punks, either way.

  157. cops are not human beings by Karaman · · Score: 1

    cops are not human beings. Humans are merciful, Cops are just pure Brutes!

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  158. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by $rtbl_this · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A friend of mine recently resigned from the police for this reason. Apparently he had arrest quotas to be met, leading to him being effectively forced to arrest some people who he thought would be better served with a warning. Everyone nicked in this way had their DNA put on record, even though in a lot of cases there was no intent to prosecute. In the end he couldn't stomach the cynicism beheind this policy and resigned on principle, for which I salute him.

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  159. Politeness. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Exactly. You take normal people and put them into a position of power, and it changes them. In my experience, treating them with respect instead of antagonizing them tends to soften the effect. I don't see why more people don't give it a shot. Plus, out of all the cops out there, how many of them are truly bad people? I don't think there are that many.

    It's amazing how many people have trouble with that concept. There are people who really relish exploding into a fit of rage when confronted by a cop giving them a ticket even if the ticket is being issued for a perfectly legitimate reason. This behavior even extends to starting to antagonize a neighbor for politely complaining that they can't get their baby pram past the SUV that this person parked (badly) in front of the neighbors garden gate. That's how neighborhood feuds start. Yelling at a patrol officer for handing out a speeding ticket or auxiliary police officer for giving you a parking ticket does not help you since you probably deserve it. AP officers even get physically assaulted when they hand out parking tickets, hard as that may be to believe, which in this country has resulted in them being issued with mace. I have more than once defused such a situation by simply being polite, conciliatory and most of all by convincing who ever was itching to start shouting at the cop to shut the f**k up.

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  160. Anti-Social Behavior Orders by rickwood · · Score: 1

    In brief, in the UK they have passed laws allowing people to placed under a court order if they have "engaged in conduct which caused or was likely to cause alarm, harassment or distress to one or more persons not of the same household as him or herself...". Violation of the order can result in criminal charges being brought before the court. I am not making this up.

    http://www.google.com/search?q=anti-social+behavio r+order

  161. Intentionally misleading article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is obvious that the track of the article is biased. For example, there are pictures of the children, but no pictures of the tree. The stuff about "loose branches" and "playing in a tree" completely clash with the officer's description.

    It is also clear that from considerable time must have passed from when people decided to alert the police and when they actually arrived on the scene, so if the children were still going at it, we are not talking about "a few branches", and a few branches are certainly not enough to build anything worthwhile.

    The age of the children also makes it likely that they have been working close to the ground, so the tree probably was not overtall. Fruit trees are often quite old and partly irreplaceable.

    So it is likely that the story was rigged for effect, and it is a pity that neither the tree nor the damage to it have been actually pictured: that would have been the right journalistic thing to do. That it didn't happen is suspicious, to say the least.

    In absence of that information, it is not improbable that the children were indeed killing off a tree or significantly damaging it.

    And when thinking about the reaction of the police, one should consider _that_ instead of the cutesy "playing in a tree" stuff.

    I think a strong reprimand, asking to see the parents, and possibly holding them accountable for the damage might all have been quite appropriate. Detention does not seem like the right idea for a first-time offense, though.

    And the obvious rigging of the story basically makes it impossible to actually learn any lessons from it.

  162. Lawsuit time by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    California law is based on English common law (as it is for most states), and I believe that in all of Britain, police are required to contact parents before children are allowed to be questioned. This articles makes it sound as if the children were interrogated first. have these officers nothing better to do with their time than to haul pre-teens to an adult jail? Better things to spend money on than DNA testing kids for branches? I hope the parents sue the living hell out of that police department.

  163. Holy Cow! by D.A.+Zollinger · · Score: 3, Informative

    That whole law is utterly rubbish! The Law;
    * dictates child rearing and punishment,
    * allows police to disperse groups of any TWO people at will,
    * bans immitation weapons,
    * allows city councils to label any publicly displayed painting or artwork as "graffiti" and order the land owner to remove it at their cost (even if they weren't the ones to create it),
    * if you have 20 or more people on your property, or in your house, police can label it a rave, and incarcerate everyone at said "rave,"
    * allows city councils to set a hight limit on plants so as to not block the light onto your neighbor's property, and charge a fee to perform the maintainance if the owner is not willing to cut their plants down to size,
    * Strengthens ASBOs which basically criminalizes behavior that is otherwise lawful.

    If the United States were to pass such a law, I would call the USA a lost cause, and move to Mexico.

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    1. Re:Holy Cow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the United States were to pass such a law, I would call the USA a lost cause, and move to Mexico.

      Have you read the PATRIOT Act at all?

  164. And what's even better than that by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    You can get an ASBO (Anti-social behaviour order) that can prevent you from doing things like looking at trees just incase you want to build a tree house without the burdon of proof that's normally required.

    And ASBOs don't just last for a few months they last for years.

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  165. well, being familiar with reality by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    This isn't difficult. The kids were probably malicious little bastards who were, in fact, stripping the branches off the tree. The cops, being the authoritarian "oh-no-you-didn't-just-talk-to-me-in-that-tone" jerks that they are, went overboard, ostensibly to save the poor wittle twee, but really because they wanted to get their jollies by terrorizing some little smartass kids.

    Everyone is guilty. Just because I know the kids were being twits and deserved to be beaten with a stick doesn't mean that the cops aren't fascist megalomaniacs who also deserve to be beaten with a stick. Unfortunately for the kids, the cops are the ones with the guns. I doubt that lesson was lost upon the little angels.

    Of course, Satan too was an angel.

    1. Re:well, being familiar with reality by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Ug, the kids were taking branches out of the tree to build a fort. They admitted to that openly, there's no "probably" about that part. They deserve a talking-to to be sure, although what kind of talking-to is another question. (I, for one, would opt to a polite discussion with them about public property. I am quite willing to give the kids the benefit of the doubt and believe that they didn't realize taking a few branches out of a tree in a park was considered wrong. I see no need to get yell at them when a simple explanation of the law and the reasons for the law would probably be more effective anyway.)

  166. Destroying a tree by nuggz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Read the article, they weren't climbing a tree, they were ripping it apart.

    To the 12-year-old friends planning to build themselves a den, the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material.
    Climbing doesn't get you wood.

    Officers considered charging the children with criminal damage but eventually decided a reprimand - the equivalent of a caution for juveniles - was sufficient.
    They got off with a warning.

    As far as DNA samples, well maybe if the UK wasn't so focused on getting everyons DNA they wouldn't have done so.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_National_DNA_Datab ase

    1. Re:Destroying a tree by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see the 12 year old that can destroy a 20 foot tree with there bare hands in an afternoon.

      The may have broken a branch, but big deal.
      The police should never have been involved.

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    2. Re:Destroying a tree by nuggz · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see the 12 year old that can destroy a 20 foot tree with there bare hands in an afternoon.
      Who said bare hands?
      Both parties agree the purpose was to remove significant quantities of wood from the tree.

      The may have broken a branch, but big deal.
      They broke many branches, the exact quantity isn't disclosed.
      What is an acceptable level of vandalism to permit?

      The police should never have been involved.
      How else could this have been handled?
      The kids weren't behaving.
      Their parents weren't supervising.
      An adult confronting them directly could get into a LOT of trouble.
      There are more then a few cases of parents overreacting when someone fairly corrects the improper behaviour of their kids. Contacting the police is often the preferred solution as they should be a relatively impartial party. Maybe you don't understand how protective parents are of their children.

    3. Re:Destroying a tree by ghyd · · Score: 1

      I understand that damaging a public park's trees is not nice to the comunauty. At the same time, its a little sad that for most kids trees are so rare that they even can't take a few branches on one of those.

  167. Disgusting and isane by jopet · · Score: 1

    I am so happy to be several thousand kilometers away from a society where this is possible.

    The saddest thing about this is that it is quite clear what kind of adults one can expect when children are brought up like this instead of treating them and respecting them as thinking creatures. I do not see how this behavior was at all "anti-social" -- in other parts, people would be happy to see those kids do something different from sitting in front of TV commercials or 3D shooters all day -- but even if it was, maybe it would make more sense to explain to them why it was antisocial and how they could make up to whoever they did damage to, instead of bullying and frightening them?

    Disgusting, dumb, insane and counter-productive.

  168. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Let's be serious here. We're talking about three 12 year olds, not a gang armed with axes and chainsaws. What damage could they possibly do to a cherry tree?

    Also, weigh the damage done to the psyche of those kids against the well being of a tree. Usually, we get calls for cotton cushioning our kids from the "think of the children" crowd when such horrors like brutal games are in discussion, but for the life of a tree we may scar them for life? Something's wrong here, no matter whether that tree lost its branches.

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  169. Iran and USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only places in the world something like this can happen...

  170. world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you shouldnt generalise too much - in germany you cant prosecute children younger than fourteen, and as such no dna test, too

    better ask everyday, what is the us up to today?

  171. Won't someone think of the Childeren?!? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    The parents need to hire the nastiest, dirtiest, scumbag lawyer they can afford & file civil & criminal suits for Wrongful Imprisonment & Child Abuse. Even if the kids were *trying* to damage the tree, the actions taken by the police were hardly waranted.

    Jaysyn

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  172. Caveat by arafel · · Score: 1

    Something to note for those who aren't familiar with the UK papers is that the Daily Mail is not generally highly regarded. It has a reputation for scaremongering and articles which greatly exaggerate things (and are simply made up in some cases).

    "Tony Blair has let in X million immigrants, and they're all armed with deadly nuclear warheads and taking our jobs! (Plus, doesn't he look fat?)" kind of thing.

  173. Then why did you let them in? by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had a cop approach me today, said someone called 911 from my home. I know this is BS; nobody's home at all, cept for me and I'm heading out.

    So they showed up with a bs story about getting a 911 call and you granted them a search on that? I'm all for being polite and cooperative but I'm not going to reward them for giving me a bullshit story. I would have asked for the dispatch non-emergency number and called them right on the spot. Helpful and polite, yes, but I'm not giving them permission to enter.

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    1. Re:Then why did you let them in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but if they believe a 911 call came from within your home, they have probable cause to enter. For all they know, you've beaten up your spouse and are lying to the officer about the call.

    2. Re:Then why did you let them in? by jason+ward · · Score: 1

      Having worked for the phone company I can honestly say phone lines do randomly call 911. Due to the fact that every phone line must be able to call 911 even if it's active or not it's relatively easy for electrical glitches to trigger it. I had to deal with about one call every other week from people who had this happen.

    3. Re:Then why did you let them in? by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough I had a cop show up before saying somebody had dialed 911 and we didn't even have a landline installed in the house at the time so that OBVIOUSLY had to be a glitch on the line or confusion in the CO. The officer was quite surprised when I informed her that we didn't have a phone in the house so couldn't possibly have called 911. She gave a phone number that I'd never heard of and I told her the two cell phone numbers we had and she shrugged, radioed in to dispatch and left....

  174. All this does is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... teach HATE of the police into them.

    Just as the US is teaching HATE against the US around the world.

    Do they ever stop and take a step back and ask WHY people HATE the US so much?

    Closed eyes == Closed Minds.

  175. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by Joebert · · Score: 1

    A 20 foot cherry ?
    Must be Dutch.

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  176. Tree Climbing Expert by Joebert · · Score: 1
    Do you think they went to far?

    Yes.
    Had they stayed on the lower, stronger limbs, they likely would not have broken any.
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  177. Far? by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

    Where is far. Yes, the cops went too far.
    Where were the parents?
    -mark

  178. Respect? Bollocks. by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I refuse flat out to have respect/deferrence for petty authority figures who are vastly inferior to myself.

    I don't make this as an egoistical statement, merely as a matter of fact - I have a PhD in Physics, I run my own business, I *PAY* a huge amount to keep cops in jobs, so why the hell should I respect someone who probably dropped out of high school, and became a cop because no-one else would hire their slipshod self?

    I have respect for police in principal, insofar as their role is purportedly to perform the arrest of people who have *potentially* comitted crimes (innocent until proven guilty and all that), and to investigate said crimes. I do, however, have no respect whatsoever for policemen - they are the flotsam and jetsam of society, who couldn't find gainful employ elsewhere. Policing is a last ditch career.

    1. Re:Respect? Bollocks. by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun".

      Rich

  179. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    Crazy. Depends on what the kids were doing ofcourse, but in the sue their asses off category I totally agree with that tactic. Someone needs to be taught some basic, common sense manners.

    As for damages the kids might have done if it was a reasonably healthy cherry tree and they were killing it, then both sides should be sueing, because the owner of the tree is certainly due damages also. The kids themselves should have to make recompense, split maybe 50-50 with their parents, who obviously were a little slacking in parenting skills or this wouldn't have taken place in the first place. Perhaps to plant a replacement tree and nurture it till its as big as the one they killed? Not out of line were I the judge.

    Note that this doesn't change the first paragraph, they were way out of line with the DNA testing etc. Sue for destruction of the samples and for punitive, as much as they can get. Both sides are in the wrong here IMNSHO.

    Someone whom I can't recall said something to the effect that "if sense was so common, how come common sense is in such short supply?"

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  180. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kids were 12, and I bet the tree was well over 18. Sounds like the police arrested the wrong side there.

  181. Land of the free by Silas+is+back · · Score: 1

    Land of the free, right. Hahahahaha.

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  182. Why is this on slashdot? by BeProf · · Score: 1

    I mean... was there a computer in the tree or something? Was this a genetically modified tree that the eeeeeeeevil biocapitalists were trying to protect their patent on? Did the cops catch these kids by scanning RFID chips embedded in the bark?

    What gives?

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  183. Burning trash by cout · · Score: 1

    Makes me think of something that happened to my friends and me recently. He lives in an area where people burn trash regularly. We had a fire going, and some of the neighbors called the fire department because of too much smoke. They came by and told us to put the fire out. This, of course, caused more smoke and put more ash in the air than the fire had in the first place. We asked if what we were doing was illegal -- no, nothing illegal about it. We asked if we could build another fire the next day -- sure, that's no problem, just not today.

    I'm not sure exactly what the law is on fires, but the point is that people really need to learn how to deal with other people. We would have been happy to put the fire out if we'd just been asked to by the neighbors. Calling the FD was a waste of time and money in our case, and probably the same in the case of the children in the tree. I'd bet these parents are more than capable of disciplining their own children.

  184. Ya know... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    There should be a new punishment for police. If you go overboard, it shouldn't be "suspended without pay", it should be "suspended from a tree". That'll slow down on the bullshit.

    I'm absolutely SICK of police. Not all of them, but the majority of them. The majority of them go to the job because they think they're better than everyone else and therefore need to control the rest of us. Very few, it seems, go to the job anymore to help, you know, protect and serve.

  185. Silver Lining by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    These kids will dislike and mistrust the police for the rest of their lives.

    Well then, perhaps some good has come of this after all. If there's anything England needs right now, it's a nice, healthy distrust of law enforcement.

    1. Re:Silver Lining by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there's anything England needs right now, it's a nice, healthy distrust of law enforcement.

      I disagree. What we need right now is a nice, healthy distrust of our government, and the laws it makes and policies it sets.

      The law enforcement people, whether it's police or any other agency, are just the guys with the unfortunate job of enforcing those policies. A lot of them are decent people - I've dealt with the police on a handful of occasions (never on the wrong side of the law) and generally found them individually to be pleasant, professional and well-meaning.

      The problem is, as always, the exceptions who are not so inclined, just as most of our society are good people but we still have criminals. Combine laws that are open to abuse with law enforcement people who are willing to abuse them, and that is when problems happen.

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  186. God bless.... Armerica? by CharonX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh well, there was that guy who was arrested for taking pictures (using his phone-camera) of Cops arresting a drugdealer. Charges: Obstruction of justice (eh?) and trespassing (he was on his own doorstep), and yeah, there are witnesses that can confirm both. Then we have that nice she-cop that decided to arrest two lost young women that asked another cop for directions (after only recieving rudeness as an answer from her) on charges of trespassing... on a public road. And now we have a cop who arrest 12 year old kinds for climbing up a tree and breaking off a couple of small branches. Yeah, somebody should have told them that doing that in a public park is not OK, but arresting them, DNAing them? Next time they go for exitement they better start shoplifting, that has less severer "first offense" outcomes. God bless America (and Great Britan) - they are on the best way to become a police state, wherer "to serve and protect" means "... the goverment and our own whims".

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    1. Re:God bless.... Armerica? by robertjw · · Score: 1

      You forgot the old lady who the police made take down her "Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses" sign.

  187. It happened in England, not the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read The Fine Article. The "Daily Mail" is an English newspaper, not an American one.

    1. Re:It happened in England, not the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was the ".uk" that gave it away. *snicker*

    2. Re:It happened in England, not the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He obviously knew that already. That's why he said "Thankfully" I live in the US. As in "In contrast, in the US, we shoot kids out of the trees".

  188. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by drsquare · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're saying that vandalism is acceptable and doesn't warrant arrest? That's the problem with the world today, kids misbehave and you're not allowed to punish them.

  189. UK Police Reaction by herwin · · Score: 1

    Quite common here, nowadays. On the other hand, the prisons are getting overcrowded, and the percentage of real crimes solved and resulting in a conviction is down markedly.

  190. You're anti-social, so ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    In 2004 an 18-year-old youth was made the subject of an ASBO in the same city
    with a condition not to congregate with three or more other youths.

    ... don't even _try_ to socialize.

  191. Overreacting, hell no! by s31523 · · Score: 1

    They underreacted, the police should have called in SWAT and hurled tear gas at those pesky kids...

    Yes, I am kidding. This kind of gestapo crap needs to be put in check and I hope that all the families sue and ask for nothing less than the cops jobs (rather than money).

  192. FUD by Omeger · · Score: 1

    For the win.

  193. So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers? by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The perfect reply to this argument (which comes up every time someone mentions that most cops are assholes) is this: a McDonald's employee has more accountability than a cop does. As a 16 year old burger-flipper, if a customer acts like a complete asshole--even going so far as to yelling and cussing you out--you are NOT allowed to verbally abuse the customer in return in any way, shape or form. At most you can ask him/her to leave the building, that's it.

    Years ago, I worked at McDonald's for four months and a very good friend of mine was punched in the face. Through a plate glass window. A woman tried to order at the pickup window, was told she needed to drive around again, so she punched through the drive-through window, hitting my friend in the face. If she (my friend) had hit her back, there's not a doubt in my mind that she would have lost her job. Instead, she walked away calmly and called her supervisor and the police.

    Now, I'm not implying that the police shouldn't use force when necessary. I'm also not denying that they're human too, that it's a nasty, dirty job and I'm sure it's really rough on them. But you know what? Working at McDonald's is in many was rougher (if you doubt this, I could tell you some more horror stories... absolutely the worst 4 months of my life, period.), and yet their workers are held to a much higher standard than the police. Why is that? Why do so many of us make allowances for the police to exercise HUGE leaps of personal discretion, to bend the law whenever it suits them? It's a tough job, but they chose it and we shouldn't let them bend the rules (or ignore them) whenever they feel like it. I saw a TON of asshole customers at McDonalds, yet I didn't say a foul word to any of them. I didn't spit in their food either (no one did--they would've been fired on the spot.) I did my job as professionally as I could, regardless of how shitty I was treated.

    And I was a fucking fry cook!

    Please please please please PLEASE tell me we can hold our police officers up to the same standards as our burger flippers.

  194. You are lucky by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    I have been pulled over, yelled at, harrassed by, and lied to by cops for doing such things as:

    Driving 50 in zone that was theoretically a 35, but had NO SIGNS INDICATING SUCH, so I, along with everybody else, thought it was 55.
    (Ticket knocked down to non-moving violating, thanks a lot.)

    Driving an old BMW in the city at 30 miles per hour in a 30 zone, and breaking no laws, but looking like I might possibly be maybe on my way to buy drugs? (I was not, I was going home.)
    (Cop left after yelling at me for a while.)

    Making a completely legal U-Turn.
    (Cop threatened me in court, lied to the judge, lied to me, knocked down to a 75 USD parking ticket. And I had to drive 3 hours there and back for court.)

    65 in a 55. Everyone else doing 75. I was out of state. Fine, I was breaking the law. The cop then wrote the ticket for 65, but then wrote "actual speed: 75" in the comment box on the ticket to make sure the judge wouldn't knock it down. He was a jerk too.

    I am white. I have all my paperwork in order. I am polite. I am respectful.

    I thought I was going to have a good experience with a cop once. He pulled over to help when my car broke down. But then one of his buddies stopped by, and they proceeded to block traffic unnecessarily (my car was off the road), and chatted for a while before calling the tow truck.

    So the only good experience I had was getting a ticket for an overdue inspection. (The cop was polite and did his job properly.)

    Four out of five jerks.

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    1. Re:You are lucky by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I am white. I have all my paperwork in order. I am polite. I am respectful.

      You're driving a foreign luxury car and therefore have money.

    2. Re:You are lucky by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      I'm driving a 20 year old rusty BMW 325 that has 2 body panels painted a different color than the rest of the car.

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    3. Re:You are lucky by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Bah ! Don't bother a cop with such irrelevant details.



      Besides, if you can afford to keep the thing running, see my previous posting.

  195. I can see the commercial now... by XJHardware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unbeknownst to these children we've secretly switched their country with new freeze-dried Third Reich. Let's watch and see their reaction.

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  196. Slashdot summaries - fair and balanced by Sleepy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The kids are full of shit, and the article summary's got more spn than a Fox story on the inheritance tax ('death tax').

    * They're on "public" land, and they "remove a few small dead branches from a cherry tree" is sandwiched between references that they were "playing in the tree". .... What was that about breaking off branches?
    Oh, you mean they were DESTROYING the cherry tree. Vandalism. OK
    No matter. Those kind of trees grow like weeds anyway. Especially in the UK, where there are an overabundance of trees to begin with...

    Here's what the story real says:
    * The kids were looking for material to build a "treehouse".
    It doesn't say if they were going to build it on THEIR property, or SOMEONE ELSE'S property. Most likely the latter.

    As far as I'm concerned, they all aught to get switched, and then spend their next few weekends working for the park service cleaning up OTHER people's vandalism.
    This boo-hoo about their "DNS" and all is a bit overblown. The kids set out to break someone else's property, cart off the goodies, and now they are deliberately misleading (or lying even) by portraying it as "playing in a tree". The details ARE in the story if anyone bothers to RTFA.

  197. These kids could likely become REAL criminals by LoganTeamX · · Score: 0

    This is ridiculous. They were climbing a tree. They weren't dealing in dime bags or Colombia's finest. Hell, they left the China White out too. They were being kids, and now they're going to behave less like kids and more like paranoid basket cases. I'm not much for gratuitous lawsuits, but if anyone ever deserved a large chunk of change it's these kids. Also, to fault the "paper", there are no pictures of the allegedly damaged tree. What we do know is that three kids were locked up for committing damage that they themselves are highly unlikely to be capable of performing. Perhaps it was a larger group of older "kids" who laid siege to the tree? At any rate, I'll remember this episode of "kneejerk policing" in mind if we ever travel to the UK and I feel the need to lean on a tree to scratch an itch.

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  198. Too bad it doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A "big kick in the wallet" just makes me think the whle system is corrupt and a way for 'The Man' to steal from me. Around here, you do something with a measly $10 fine and they charge you $100 extra for "court costs". There's no way to avoid said costs...

  199. Goddamned important trees, OMG!!!! by Theovon · · Score: 1

    Let's just say, for sake of argument, that the children were being as destructive as the police suggest. (I mean, parents have a tendency so spin the actions of their kids in too rosy of a light.) Let's even go so far as to entertain the idea that they were intentionally destroying the tree with no good purpose.

    The only possible situation where the police actions would be warranted is if those kids KNEW that this tree was protected public property (like destroying cypress trees in Florida AFTER being told that it's illegal to damage them) and were intentionally vandalizing it just to be assholes to everyone else.

    The problem is that that would be impossible for the police to prove. Nevertheless, the police acted as though the intentions of these kids were the worst possible. The police don't have that right, and they should be brought up on civil charges.

  200. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by rtb61 · · Score: 1
    More likely that, a senior officer who lives near the area and hates noisy children, basically abused their own inflated sence of power to terrorise the children, as well as any other children that hear about it, to drive them away from the area.

    Of course that is always the result of excessive power being given to law enforcement officers, abuse. Which is why constraints are placed upon them in the first place.

    A lot of people forget that over the centuries people have suffered the abuse of law enforcement and instituted laws to keep them in them in check, a bit of complacence and fear inducing politics and people think those laws accidentally invented themselves, rather than coming about as a result of abuses by law enforcement repeated again and again down then centuries.

    Let them spy on you and control your daily life and you are no longer a citizen, you are a prisoner and they are no longer upholders of the law, they are deviant thugs.

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  201. too lazy to log in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is exactly what the current public wants. The police acted exactly as the masses of "it for the children" have been requesting for years. People as a whole have stoped saying someone should talk to thier parrents, when a child acts with bad behavior. Now they are heard saying thier should be a law against that. This change has occured thanks to Barney and Friends making parrents too lazy to be a parrent and instead of a friend children see occasionally. I fear with this baby first network it may become evan worse.

  202. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Digz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kudos for him.. It's always good to see someone stand up for their principles..

    Unfortunately, however, this only means that his spot was filled by someone either without those principles - or who is unwilling to stand up for his/her principles..

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  203. An over reaction... by the parents... by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

    The parents are the ones flipping out here. The police were simply doing their job. I admire their professionality in the face of what obviously would be an unpopular action. The parents claim their children were "treated like hardened criminals" and "in the same room as rapists and murderers". Apparently not while rapists and murderers were present. This kind of hyperbole speaks for itself. Overall I think it's a good lesson: if you break the law, you will be arrested.

  204. Mistake in the article by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is a mistake in the article. It states that the police records will be kept fo five years. This is not strictly accurate as the DNA samples will be kept indefinitely on the UK's national DNA database.

  205. Dear editors. by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a handy little editorial device you might want to learn: [sic]. From wikipedia, "Sic is a Latin word meaning "thus", "so", or "just as that". In writing, it is italicized and placed within square brackets [sic] to indicate that an incorrect or unusual spelling, phrase, or other preceding quoted material is a verbatim reproduction of the quoted original and is not a transcription error."

    Proper use of this device will shift the blame for grammatical stupidity away from you and onto the submitter where it rightfully belongs.

    Yours in pointless pedantry,
    Acy

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    1. Re:Dear editors. by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      True, but it still requires that editor do something; more specifically
      they must still be capable of spotting the errors in order to flag them.

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  206. Philosophical question by mrogers · · Score: 1

    If a tree falls in a forest and nobody gets locked up, interrogated and DNA tested, does it make a sound?

  207. Answer by Morosoph · · Score: 1

    Moderation is a system of punishment and reward. The standard punishment for 'FP' is "Offtopic"; being on topic is irrelevent. You can get offtopic for a bad, ontopic joke.

    I agree that moderation would be better if it was wielded more precisely, but I'm afraid that that simply isn't how it's done.

  208. Most boring post. Ever by giafly · · Score: 1
    Betcha that tree is there long after the kids are dead. Like I said, they're hardy buggers.
    Betcha it's not, because cherries are prone to disease and quite short lived. If you want a hardy bugger that's similarly ornamental, choose a rowan instead. BTW I regularly see tree branches on public land that have been broken by lawn-mower tractors getting too close. I wonder if the police would react similarly if I reported this?
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    1. Re:Most boring post. Ever by giafly · · Score: 1

      I mean my post was boring, not your post. If everyone started labelling other people's boring posts on Slashdot then we'd have re-invented fark and nobody wants that.

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  209. Military Police by Like2Byte · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back in the day (1976-ish) my father was in the Marines. We lived on a Marine base. My older brother (he was 12) and two of his friends were playing in a creek. They followed the creek (which was beside a road) looking for frogs. At one point a vehicle pulled up and out jumped two armed Marines - guns fully drawn and pointed them at my brother and his friends. They were hand-cuffed, arrested and tossed in a cell.

    Then they made the requisite phone calls to their parents. They couldn't reach the first two kids' parents when they called my father. They told him that his boy was in the base brig. They also told him that if he knew the parents of the other boys that he should contact them. They gave my father the boys' names and my father grinned ear-to-ear.

    Yadda, yadda, yadda.

    The base CO had the two MPs severely reprimanded, stripped of rank and transferred for type writer maintanence in Poedunk, Alaska for pulling guns on his two boys and my brother.

    Moral of the story - Don't pull weapons on the base COs children.

    1. Re:Military Police by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Moral of the story - Don't pull weapons on the base COs children
      But other kids would have been fair game?

      Interesting moral.

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  210. "Anti Social Behavior" by takeya · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This phrase has seemed to pop up in a lot of British crime articles. Can anyone from across the pond explain to me what exactly it is?

    They seem to be using it as an excuse to arrest, harass and imprison anybody for any reason, on the basis that they were doing something "anti-social."

    And what's wrong with being anti-social anyway? Some people are shy, some people have strange tastes and interests. I know I am not the epitome of a social butterfly.

    Worst we've got in America is a recent rash of police arresting people from photographing their encounters, which, given the number of police in this country, seems to be more rare than people in Britain being branded "anti social" for chewing japanese cabbage flavor gum or driving luxury cars.

    1. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Pope · · Score: 1

      Clearly you have no idea what "antisocial" means. Whilst one definition is the one you provided, the other one being used is behaviour that goes against society's expectation for normal behaviour. You know, harrassing innocent pedestrians for no reason, "happy slapping," road rage, etc.

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    2. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you can't define the crime in a reasonably precise manner, it's total bullshit. That's all there is to it. The fact that your government has gotten you to buy into the insanity doesn't make it right. If there are certain particular things that society needs to discourage, those need to be SPELLED OUT CLEARLY. You simply don't need to lump a bunch of things like assault, stalking, reckless driving or vandalism in some vague catchall sort of dragnet.

      This goes far beyond just mere victimless crimes to non-crimes.

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    3. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by takeya · · Score: 1

      I think Britain must have a different definition of it than we do in America

      in America, being anti-social is not socializing, being a hermit, you know. Shyness.

    4. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by ElecCham · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't confuse asocial with anti-social... there is a significant difference. What you're describing is asocial - that is, not desiring to participate in society. Antisocial, on the other hand, carries the implication of being actively harmful to society, not just avoiding it. Yes, "anti-social" gets used that way a lot - hence the (fairly recent) addition of that first definition listed - but I, at least, feel that it's an important distinction.

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    5. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      And what's wrong with being anti-social anyway?

      I believe they were using the term "antisocial" as its second definition in the dictionary:

      From the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=antisocia l

      2 : hostile or harmful to organized society; especially : being or marked by behavior deviating sharply from the social norm

    6. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by aevans · · Score: 1

      Not to society. Anti-social means disagreeing with socialism, as interpreted by the person charging you with anti-socialism. Apparently rape, mugging, drunkeness, assault, et al, are not considered anti-social by the British authorities. And no, it's not Tony Blair's fault, like some on the article's website are saying. I recommend a good book, about the state of England: "Our Culture, What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple.

    7. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid we climbed in groups of 3-7 seemed like a pretty social activity to us. But that was in America (in the 60s-70s). I wouldnt be surprised to have to pick up my daughter up from the police department for climbing. I hope I could get there fast enough that the cops wont have time to beat a confession out of her about things she hasnt done.

      C.

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    8. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by PinkPanther · · Score: 1
      n America, being anti-social is not socializing, being a hermit, you know. Shyness.
      No, that is the definition that the idiots in high school use...you know, the people who don't bother looking things up.
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    9. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1
      If you can't define the crime in a reasonably precise manner, it's total bullshit.

      Most insightful post of the day. Hey weird BackSlash editors with too much time on your hands - don't miss the parent post.

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    10. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by jwiegley · · Score: 1

      Ummm.... How about "destruction of public property". Possibly a US-only law. But the point is: They did describe it in a reasonably precise manner. (IANA but "Anti Social Behavior" may be the English equivalent.)

      And boo hoo. poor children... Old enough to know not to damage public property. Boo hoo.. poor parents. Old enough to know to teach your kids not to destroy public property.

      But maybe I'm truly evil... I'd like to see people locked up for throwing their damn cigarette butts all over my portion of the world. Similarly I would like my portion of the public trees protected from vandals too.

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    11. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      They were kids climbing a cherry tree. They were not "destorying public property", they were climbing a tree. When you were a kid, climbing trees, did you spend a lot of time thinking about what you can and can't do in a public tree? Did you even think about if a tree was public or not?

      The point is, they were kids, doing kid things. They broke a few branches, they weren't destroying the tree. This is a problem that should have been solved by the cop saying: "Hey kids, you can't break branches on that tree. Why don't you climb down and run on home?"

      I don't think I'm out of line for suggesting that 12 year olds should not be arrested for climbing trees, even if they break a few branches.

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    12. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

      And climbing trees as a child "deviates sharply from the social norm"??

      KeS

    13. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god forbid I wear a funny HAT! Or possibly protest because all their silly arrests don't amount to anything in terms of safety... oh right, that's already illeagal in the UK as a terrorist act.

    14. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is generally accepted that the first definition in a dictionary entry is the most commonly used. From the very link you posted, the first definition is Shunning the society of others; not sociable. Pulling out the ad-hominem attack of "that is the definition that the idiots in high school use" Makes you look like a beligerant idiot.

    15. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That refers to parents walking their kids around on a leach. Later, in their teens, they get the point and start behaving like packs of wild dogs. Visit the UK and it will become clearer to you. You need a chainsaw to cut thru the social tension.

    16. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by takeya · · Score: 1

      i was just going to say the same thing so may i just quote it here...

      It is generally accepted that the first definition in a dictionary entry is the most commonly used. From the very link you posted, the first definition is Shunning the society of others; not sociable. Pulling out the ad-hominem attack of "that is the definition that the idiots in high school use" Makes you look like a beligerant idiot.

    17. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by takeya · · Score: 1

      It really stuns me that "behavior deviating sharply from the social norm" is illegal in Britain.

      Have they NO concept of originality, freedom of speech and expression, individualism, and people seeking out their true happiness in their own unique way? Sure the social norm is not to dress up as a banana and greet everyone you meet, but it could be somebody's happiness, and it sounds like the English police can charge you with Antisocial behavior for doing it.

    18. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Blunkett authority? ;)

    19. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by xappax · · Score: 1

      I recommend a good book, about the state of England: "Our Culture, What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple.

      Whoa, wait, are you kidding, or did you really think that was a good book? I read some of it, and after the third or fourth time he blamed all the problems of the world on the poor choosing to be so damn poor and the youth being so damn rebellious - I thought to myself "does anybody really take this seriously?" I decided that probably nobody did, and he was just a stodgy old upper-crust guy who didn't like change. And on Slashdot - of all places - I find out I may be mistaken!

      Seems like the author of that book would probably approve of the treatment of those kids, don't you think? After all, we've got to instill some respect for authority and the status quo in the little brats before it's too late, right?

    20. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      It really stuns me that "behavior deviating sharply from the social norm" is illegal in Britain.

      Have they NO concept of originality, freedom of speech and expression, individualism, and people seeking out their true happiness in their own unique way?


      No, it isn't, and yes, probably at least as much as the US.

      I disagree with much of what the Labour Government have been doing, but let's not get silly - antisocial here is used in the context of being harmful to society.

      If you can cite an example where someone was locked up for dressing like a banana, or not wanting to go out on a Saturday night, I'd like to hear it.

    21. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      If you can't define the crime in a reasonably precise manner, it's total bullshit. That's all there is to it. The fact that your government has gotten you to buy into the insanity doesn't make it right.

      Maybe such crimes aren't a good thing, but this isn't anything new. We've always had things like "breach of the peace", for example. Does the US not have anything similar?

    22. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by PinkPanther · · Score: 1
      It is generally accepted ... by idiots in high school ... that the first definition in a dictionary entry is the most commonly used.

      Sorry, but I learned that a word may have more than one meaning.

      I don't remember the course where we were told to stop reading a theorem after the first sentence, stop reading a book after the first paragraph, stop working on a problem after the first equation, ... Is this another united statesian thing?

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    23. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Apparently you did not read the story (so what else is new) or even the summary...

      The police were called in because the kids were not merely "climbing the tree" - they were breaking off all the branches in order to "build a den".

      The quote from the police supervisor:

      Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour.

      You do want to protect the environment, don't you?

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    24. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've always had things like "breach of the peace", for example. Does the US not have anything similar?

      Does "getting a piece" (from an unwilling participant) count?
      or am I on the wrong page...

    25. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      True. The brits have just decided to sink to a new low with this sort of thing. Some bobby decided that he was going to play Dirty Harry. That's a bit of a shame really. I though UK cops were above that sort of thing.

      I guess I can scratch the UK off of my "places to escape to" list.

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    26. Re:"Anti Social Behavior" by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't mean to turn this into a US-vs-UK thing ;) I hate all these things that have been happening in the UK recently, and elsewhere.

  211. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    "Let's be serious here. We're talking about three 12 year olds, not a gang armed with axes and chainsaws. What damage could they possibly do to a cherry tree?"

    Are you kidding? George Washington was 6 when he took down his first cherry tree (apocryphal nonsense though it may be).

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  212. Loose branches? by Aielman · · Score: 1

    Is that like loose teeth? In all my years of camping out I've never seen a 'loose' branch. It's either on the tree or off it. Sounds to me like their trying to dilute the kids' actions. It's like saying about a theif that he didn't steal it, it was just kind of sitting there and he grabbed it. Honestly, loose branches?

    1. Re:Loose branches? by beckerist · · Score: 1

      A) That's not the point. B) If you're debating the existance of loose branches then you're an idiot. C) Trimming a tree helps it. Granted, they might not have known *exactly* where to trim, but again, read point A. D) Reread point B.

    2. Re:Loose branches? by Aielman · · Score: 1

      Actually, my point was clear that the statements by the kids and parents are trying to downplay the damage done by claiming that they only damaged 'loose' branches. You're right, in your 'Point B' you say in your poetic way that they shouldn't have claimed there were 'loose branches'. Yes, trimming a tree helps it, you're very smart. Do you trim a tree by breaking off the branches, opening wounds for pests, parasites and funguses to enter? Do you trim trees on city land against the city's wishes? This is what the kids were doing. The article implies that this wasn't the only time, either. Everybody's in an uproar about these kids being detained by police, but do you stop to consider what cause the police had? Let me rephrase that, do you stop to consider for more than a second what cause the police had? This was a case of vandalism. Would you care if the kids had smashed cracked windows or graffitied dirty walls? It's the same idea as breaking loose branches.

    3. Re:Loose branches? by beckerist · · Score: 1

      No...it's not...at all. Vandalism is intentional destruction of another's property. This is three children playing in a tree that belongs to NO ONE. In your argument then any cat to scratch it's claws on a tree, any kid to nail a nail into a tree and any horticulturist to snip just a bit too far into a branch is a criminal, and should be jailed with a 5 year addition to their record. This was yet another plain and simple overreaction by the cops in a huge slew of recent overreactions. You're not an idiot, I wasn't intending on flaming (merely making a point) and I appreciate the intelligent rebuttal...but you're still wrong!

    4. Re:Loose branches? by Aielman · · Score: 1

      This tree was on public property, meaning it belonged to some public entity such as the city. The kids "admitted they had broken some loose branches because they had wanted to build a tree house." This isn't just playing, they intentionally broke the branches. I haven't proffered an opinion about the reaction by the police, but the damage was intentional. Even though the kids weren't out to vandalize the tree, the result is the same.

  213. Oh Snap by kcbnac · · Score: 1

    And outlawed things are the 'cool' and 'in' thing to do - Crapola, /. ....our days are numbered! We geeks & nerds can't be caught doing something 'cool!'

    Now what are we going to do...?

  214. answer to the 2 questions by bghost4 · · Score: 1

    An End. Yes.

  215. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by BiAthlon · · Score: 1

    Cherry trees usually branch very low and the branches spread very quickly. They're almost more bush-like than tree-like. They also split very easily.

    If they were all on one branch bouncing quite happily they most likely split the tree and it will die.

    Tree removal and Stump grinder service = $400-$800
    New 2" cherry tree = ~$300
    Wait 20 years for it to grow up again = $????

    If going to jail was bad how about forced child labor in order for them to pay restitution? I know for a fact that's what I'd have had to do.

  216. Holy shit by riffer · · Score: 1
    I used to think UK police were pussies, but not anymore!

    Now I know they are deadly serious and won't tolerate the slightest infraction of the law, on pain of being made to cry for my mommy.

    No wait. They are pussies. This just proves it. Comes from not being allowed to use guns, I guess...

    (And yeah, I'm pretty sure someone from the UK will mod this down as flamebait or troll. Wah wah, like I care).

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  217. Nip it!! Nip it in the BUD!! by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1
    FTA:
    'West Midlands Police deals robustly with anti-social behaviour. By targeting what may seem relatively low-level crime we aim to prevent it developing into more serious matters.'
    Somehow, I think this plan might just backfire (if not with at least one of these three, then eventually...)
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  218. Did you notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you notice that the victims of the ill-treatment were pictured in the article and clearly identified?

    Did you notice that the policemen who exhibited a newsworthy lack of judgement remain anonymous?

    Do you think police might think twice about such foolishness if the press did a better job of covering these incidents?

  219. The Important Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The important thing is that the children learned thier lesson.

    What is the lesson ... ?

    That most police officers are psychopathic a**holes, who should be avoided at any cost.

    Long live IBOB - The [I]nternational [B]rotherhood [o]f [B]roomstickers

  220. Cops VS Kids by davros866 · · Score: 1

    This is an example of why I teach my kids to run from cops.

  221. Security Must Come First by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    If kids are allowed to build tree houses in the wrong places then the terrorists win.

    I'm glad to see that some police have given up on the archaic skills of communicating and understanding. Just blindly follow the manual boys!

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  222. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    Incredibly, you seem to be both knocking "think of the children" and espousing "think of the children". In the same sentence even.

    Rich

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  224. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by Starker_Kull · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Now, I'm not implying that the police shouldn't use force when necessary. I'm also not denying that they're human too, that it's a nasty, dirty job and I'm sure it's really rough on them. But you know what? Working at McDonald's is in many was rougher (if you doubt this, I could tell you some more horror stories... absolutely the worst 4 months of my life, period.), and yet their workers are held to a much higher standard than the police. Why is that? Why do so many of us make allowances for the police to exercise HUGE leaps of personal discretion, to bend the law whenever it suits them? It's a tough job, but they chose it and we shouldn't let them bend the rules (or ignore them) whenever they feel like it. I saw a TON of asshole customers at McDonalds, yet I didn't say a foul word to any of them. I didn't spit in their food either (no one did--they would've been fired on the spot.) I did my job as professionally as I could, regardless of how shitty I was treated.

    And I was a fucking fry cook!

    Please please please please PLEASE tell me we can hold our police officers up to the same standards as our burger flippers.

    To some extent I agree with you. Sadly, the reason you are(were) held to a higher standard has nothing to do with standards. It has to do with making a buck off of ANYONE who isn't going to physically harm you or company property. A corporation has different priorities than a public institution. But consider the following - the customers who were rude to you at McDonald's were probably not just rude there. They were probably rude at the store next door, to the bus driver who took them there, to their neighbors, etc. If everyone is polite to an ass, what incentive does the ass have not to be one? Perhaps the problem is individuals at the various institutions we encounter in life are not given the authority to say, "Take your money and your business out of here, you rude SOB. Your business is not worth it." - if this was done commonly and routinely, perhaps there wouldn't be so many rude asses cruising through life and making others miserable. And perhaps cops would be more professional if they didn't have to deal with abusive people 95 times out of 100. Perhaps if it was only 30 out of 100, it would be far easier, as humans, to be professional with those 30, as they should be.

    It's difficult to expect a large institution filled with humans, not to have one or two act like one from time to time.... Just my 2 bits.

  225. Only in the UK- for now by sirket · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the summary for this article and was outraged- then I read the article, realized it was in England and my reaction was "yeah that's about right." The UK has lost its collective mind. The English are the only people on the planet who could have read 1984 and said "Hey, that sounds like a nice place to live- let's give it a try."

    -sirket

    1. Re:Only in the UK- for now by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The English are the only people on the planet who could have read 1984 and said "Hey, that sounds like a nice place to live- let's give it a try."


      I presume you're unaware of what's going on here in America? It seems that a majority of folks here consider government surveillance programs (CCTV, mass wiretapping, etc.) not only okay but a necessity to keep us "safe"

      I don't know about you, but I prefer the risk of Al Quaeda members possibly living next door than Big Brother knowing whom I talk to, what I talk about (however mundane it may be), where I go and why I go there. Even though I'm not doing anything illegal or even questionable, it just weirds me out that someday, maybe one day soon, some administration will suddenly consider that if I espouse an opposing view during a phone conversation that I'm a potential threat to his second term, so I am a "dissident"/"enemy combatent" that needs to be dealt with because I plan on voting "incorrectly." 1984 isn't such a huge leap, especially with the mass wiretapping, carnivore, and data mining.
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    2. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, the UK has gone far beyond even the worst that 1984 can offer.

      I agree, mass wiretapping and other Big Brother-ish stuff we're seeing are pretty bad. However, there's still some things about living in the US that aren't nearly as bad as the UK. For instance, suppose a couple of burglars break into my house, and then suppose my wife (who would normally just shoot them with her shotgun; she's the more violent of the two of us) decides to be nice and we simply tie them up until the police arrive. Here in the USA, and more notably here in Arizona, the police would simply arrest them and take them away, and probably either thank us for making their job easier, or ask us why we didn't just shoot them. In the UK, however, an act like this would get US arrested for unlawfully arresting the burglars!! Sorry, but I can't imagine living in a place where I'm not allowed to use force to protect my own home against invaders.

      Here's an article all about it:
      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml= /opinion/2004/10/31/do3102.xml&sSheet=/opinion/200 4/10/31/ixop.html

    3. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Apoklypse · · Score: 1

      you left out George (Fascist) Bush and his ilk ...

    4. Re:Only in the UK- for now by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      In the UK, however, an act like this would get US arrested for unlawfully arresting the burglars!! Sorry, but I can't imagine living in a place where I'm not allowed to use force to protect my own home against invaders.
      Balderdash.

      You are allowed to use reasonable force, same as ever. Althoughe "reasonable force" doesn't mean "shoot them in the face with this handy machine gun" in the UK, you can of course defend yourself.

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    5. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not according to all the news reports I've seen. I believe there was a link in my previous post; read it. Honestly, what kind of screwed up country arrests people for threatening burglars with a fake gun???

      And why should force be "reasonable" anyway? That's pretty stupid. If someone comes in my house, I should have the right to kill them, no questions asked. After all, if it's the middle of the night and the lights are out, how do I know if they're armed or not? Why should I take any chances? Here in the US, at least in some states (not Massachusetts), this generally isn't a problem. I for one am certainly not going to stop and ask an intruder what he's armed with.

      With your "reasonable force" idea, you guys would never win a war. You'd stop to determine what level of armament the enemy had, and then disarm yourselves to that level to make it a "fair fight". When your life is at stake, you don't worry about making anything fair or reasonable. You use overwhelming force to guarantee victory/survival. Would you tell some 80-year-old woman she shouldn't shoot an intruder because he doesn't have a gun?

      BTW, we don't have machine guns here. You're watching too many movies. It's possible for civilians to own machine guns, but it's extremely rare, it's only allowed with older guns (there's a cut-off date so only the older weapons are grandfathered in), and most importantly, the hoops you have to jump through to get the license are extremely difficult: FBI checks, etc. There's very very few civilians in legal possession of fully-automatic firearms. Of course, there's a bunch of criminals with them, but (this may be news to you) criminals don't generally worry about obeying the law, so licensing restrictions on firearms aren't a concern to them.

    6. Re:Only in the UK- for now by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      The value of human life is apparently regarded more highly in Europe. The chance that a burglar is coming in your house to shoot you is pretty small compared to the chance that we'll suddenly have to deal with a lot of corpses if citizens are allowed to just shoot anyone who gains unlawful entrance to their house. I'm sure you think killing a burglar is more than okay, but then again you still have the death penalty and we don't. It's a cultural difference at the very least.

    7. Re:Only in the UK- for now by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The chance that a burglar is coming in your house to shoot you is pretty small compared to the chance that we'll suddenly have to deal with a lot of corpses if citizens are allowed to just shoot anyone who gains unlawful entrance to their house.

      A lot of corpses??? How often do people gain unlawful entrance to other peoples' houses over there? I guess all those news stories I read about a crime epidemic in the UK are true then. Home invasions and burglaries are actually fairly rare here, all things considered, and even then most burglaries only happen when the owners aren't home (because the burglars planned it that way). Probably because any potential burglar knows that if someone's home, there's a good chance they have a gun and the burglar could be killed.

      The value of human life is apparently regarded more highly in Europe.

      No, it's more like the value of criminals' lives are more valued over those of regular people. Over here, we have our priorities a little more straight: criminals are scum, and if they die committing a crime, then good riddance. At least that's the way most of us feel; apparently there's some loonies in states like Massachusetts trying to make things more like the jolly ol' UK by giving criminals extra rights.

      I'm sure you think killing a burglar is more than okay...

      Sure, why not? If it's a choice between my life and a burglar's life, what sane person would choose to sacrifice himself to let a burglar live? You guys really are looney over there.

  226. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by carpltunl · · Score: 0

    And this could be why he confessed.

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  227. Train them young by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    The Catholic church purportedly has a saying, something to the effect of, "Give me a child for instruction and by age six they are mine for life".

    Apparently law enforcment agencies in the US are subscribing to the same model.

    By enforcing draconian measures at increasingly young ages, it will be ever so much easier to get the sheep to slaughter in the future police state.

    Pardon me, I must go now....I hear the helicopters.....

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  228. imbalance of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a good general rule: Be nice to the men with sticks and guns. It's not subversive or revolutionary to hassle a cop. It's just self destructive.

    I have had generally decent experiences with police officers. Hey, they're people, and they appreciate genuine respect and honesty more than most of us can imagine. It is rare in their world.

    "Yes officer, I ran the light. Write the ticket. I was totally wrong, and there's no excuse. I thought I might make it through the orange but I should have slowed down, not accelerated. I also ride a motorbike, and I know running a light is deadly thing to do. Sorry to make you write the ticket." That worked well for me. He actually followed me, pulled me over again, and literally told me to tear up the ticket. Better than I deserved. Running a light is real *ssh*l* move.

    They do have one of the worst imaginable jobs. The guy who acts somehow outraged at getting a traffic ticket is the absolute least of their worries, and we all know how irritating it is to listen to him at work when he retells his story. I hate that guy. How does he rationalize outrage when he broke the law on purpose? Act like a grownup.

    I am _always_ respectful to police officers. During a baseless traffic stop, a belligerent officer asked me if I had been drinking. I was very respectful to him, especially because _he_ smelled of alcohol to me. I hadn't had a drink in weeks or months at the time, but I know the smell. That was just terrifying. If that rule doesn't matter to him, there's no telling what does. Every time I remember that I hope I was wrong somehow, but I don't think I was.

    The good ones deserve respect, the bad ones demand it. When is it not a good idea? Be nice to the men with sticks and guns.

  229. I work for the dept of redundancy dept by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1
    DNA samples and mouth swabs were taken

    Redundant much? Unless they were checking for AIDS or some such before being admitted to the PMITA prison...
  230. gone to far by paughsw · · Score: 1

    they have gone to far here

  231. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    And I was a fucking fry cook!


    Eww. I hope you washed your hands.

    Rich

  232. Thats why I am moving away from the UK by kernel_pat · · Score: 1

    Bearing in mind I am only 17 I was arrested for criminal damage for punching a phonebox because it took £1 off me, I punched it once the police pulled up, slapped the cuffs on me too tight, when I asked them to loosen them they wouldn't and I had marks on my wrists for the next few days, then they put me in a cell just in my socks, shorts and tshirt (took my hoodie and shoes off me) and made me stay there overnight totaling 12 hours and never answered the call button and gave me an £80 fine, I wish I had have "resisted arrest" now it would have made the fine seem more worth while. Now I am glad I am moving to holland for university next year, holland is a lot better than England and the USA for a number of reasons.

  233. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

    And I was a fucking fry cook!

    Well, on the up-side at least you were fucking :)

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  234. Tree by ralph1 · · Score: 0

    In my town we have sheriff joe are pile of shit He is unable to run a jail so he put tents acrosst the desert because he is unable to budget. the news calls that tough when its really incompetents. We have several serial killers some with as many as 40 victims and more comming to town every day. Because no one will snitch on anyone for anything including killing randomly. yeah thats what you get when you have a police state. police are out of control. I am alot more scared of police than I am crime. And you better be to or you will be doing life in prison for smoking weed or on your way to church you have an accident.

  235. Nice Try, Coward by virg_mattes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Sorry, but if they believe a 911 call came from within your home, they have probable cause to enter.

    Don't try to BS your way through police procedure. If the officer could reasonably claim proabable cause, she'd simply have done so and gone inside without needing to ask. The fact that she did ask indicates that she didn't think she could stand on probable cause.

    Virg

  236. Question by phorm · · Score: 1

    Depending on the area, I've heard quite a few stories where individuals who are black have often been pulled over (when driving, particular when driving a new car in a 'white' area) without strong reason. This is sometimes referred to as DWB.

    While you might not have been harassed while being pulled over, have you ever run into incidents where your race seemed to be a factor in that you were pulled over in the first place?

    I agree that there probably aren't *that* many bad cops out there, but like individuals of any group the really bad ones tend to stand out a whole lot more, and they can make your life rather miserable. I do think that one of the two primary reasons for being a cop would be either the classic 'to serve and protect' or 'to be in power', and a lot of people from group #2 do tend to be jerks.

  237. THIS HAPPENED TO ME by thype · · Score: 1

    Back in 1981 (I was 11) I had the same thing occur to me. We were playing a game and you had to get to the branches of the tree above everyones head before being tagged. Arrested and put on almost put on probation for a year. Seems like nothing changes to me.

  238. Daily Mail, nuff said by abigsmurf · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Please /. do not use this glorified toilet roll to source news. It's a racist, right wing paper that confuses opinion with fact.

    The fact is these kids did serious damage to an ornamental tree. You simply don't build tree houses in cherry trees. They weren't just 'climbing' a tree, they were vandalising it and by the sounds of it they did huge amounts of damage. Then there's building a tree house on public land "generations of children" have played there, why should the kids make it so that it's their own private play area and ruin what is usually a beautiful kind of tree when it's in bloom

  239. You don't need one by phorm · · Score: 1

    Throwing an object at somebody could fall under normal laws, possibly as assault or various others. Walking around brandishing knives, as a group, would likely designate them as 'weapons' and fall under existing laws as well.

    There is a difference between behavioral issues (which might catch some of the foulmouthed, disruptive, but not actually violent buggers around) and criminal and/or violence issues.

  240. Regardless of age by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    It is interesting that police never give up the opportunity to finger print and DNA sample someone.

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  241. "Do you think they went to far"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think they went to this "far" place, being as how I couldn't find it on any maps. Then again, maybe my maps are just outdated. Must be one of them new-fangled towns.

  242. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

    McDonalds is a private business competing for your patronage. Perhaps we should outsource police work to competing agencies, and sign them to term contracts to police cities (or districts). That might also make the operations run more efficiently, since they are competing on price as well as performance.

    But then again, if you emphasize the bottom line, then corners must be cut. The last time I was at McDonald's it took 30 minutes to get my food. Lower wages increase staffing issues (work ethic as well as number), and so response time suffers. Emergency workers are the last people I would want this to happen to.

    Pay them more. Make it an employer's market, so they can be choosy about who they hire and keep on. Attract decent people with good work ethic, and fire those that abuse their position. Or, if you'd rather not deal with an increase regional sales tax, live with the current work force.

  243. Think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Maybe it would be a Good Idea(tm) to look into fixing the underlying social problems which lead to the formation of these gangs of murderous tweens, rather than focusing on a path of oppression which is likely to exacerbate the problem, as they mature into adulthood?

    Just a thought.

  244. Anti Social Behaviour (with a u - it's British) by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

    It's defined as "conduct which caused or was likely to cause alarm, harassment or distress to one or more persons not of the same household as him or herself". So no, sitting in your house on your own and not coming out does not count.

    1. Re:Anti Social Behaviour (with a u - it's British) by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Unless it causes alarm to his neighbor, or maybe his teachers and councilors are distressed by it. Then Jedidiah gets an ASBO requiring that he be absent his house at least 3 hours a day between the hours of 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. for 5 days a week practicing his social butterfly skills with people with whom he is not closely acquainted, or face a £500 fine per week he is not in compliance.

      Stupid vague law that is going to be abused more and more by people who feel they have the right to have everyone be just the way they like them to be. You can be an individual as long as you are individually like I want you to be.

    2. Re:Anti Social Behaviour (with a u - it's British) by lgw · · Score: 1

      "Conduct which was likely to cause distress" is, well, any damn thing at all. Doing anything. Not doing somthing. Someone somewhere is bound to be distressed by any action or inaction. Sort of like the American rules on sexual harassment in the workplae: all claims are true.

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  245. c'mon, guys by Mr.Coffee · · Score: 1

    this is from england, they remember what happened last time sombody destroyed a cherry tree.

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  246. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    If she (my friend) had hit her back, there's not a doubt in my mind that she would have lost her job.

    Are you suggesting that a police officer, when punched in the face through a plate glass window, should be reprimanded for fighting back?

    Yeah, maybe they should just tell their supervisor and call the police instead. Oh, wait.

    If that's not what you're suggesting, I don't understand the comparison between acceptable police behavior and acceptable McDonald's cashier behavior that you're trying to point out.

  247. Washington was developmentally delayed. by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Davy Crockett was only three when he first kilt him a bar.

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  248. DNA Tested by GSwarthout · · Score: 1

    What if their "playing" in the tree was K-I-S-S-I-N-G? As we know, this can lead to baby, in a baby carriage. The DNA testing was probably just a pre-emptive one for paternity or, possibly, cooties.

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  249. Isn't there a long and noble precedent? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    I suppose George Washington should have been banged up for days, then - he wasn't just playing with a cherry tree, he chopped the thing down! Still, he pleaded guilty so might have got his sentence cut I suppose...

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  250. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

    So, you need to patent your DNA.

    Then, when the police have a sample, you can send them a C&D, ordering them to destroy the sample, or you'll sue them for patent violation.

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    "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
  251. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The unfortunate side effect being that when all the honest cops like your friend have resigned, what's left are the people who shouldn't have become cops in the first place. :(

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  252. Write your letter of protest to... by cronostitan · · Score: 1

    dudley-south@west-midlands.police.uk

    !!!!

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  253. Wrong solution by Reziac · · Score: 1

    While you make some good points (we really *don't* know what happened, other than a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth on both sides) the real point of all this yammering is that treating kids as criminals just for being stupid kids (as all kids will sometimes be) doesn't solve the problem, nor teach these kids anything about being responsible individuals.

    So if they were indeed destroying the tree, a better solution would have been on the order of "Look what you've done to that poor tree!! how would you like it if someone ripped YOUR arms off?" Let the brats think about that for a while, then if punishment is indicated, hale them into some youth group that plants trees or caretakes woodlands. Get them involved so they understand exactly *what* they were destroying. Because the fact is, kids DON'T understand what they're destroying unless it's something they personally feel they have a stake in. That's just the nature of *kids*.

    But hauling them off to jail accomplished nothing. The kids still don't understand what they did wrong (if anything -- *we* don't really know), and instead can only see the unfairness of how the cops reacted.

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  254. On a related note... by Krokus · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, three friends and I decided to build a "fort" in the lush forest-y area just over my back fence. We spent a good majority of the summer building it and, as one of the kids had a passing familiarity with how houses are framed, this "fort" was quite sturdy. It had framed walls covered in sheet plastic (we didn't have enough wood to properly close them off), a solid, planked, level floor with a removeable panel revealing a storage area beneath the floor, where we kept alcohol we stole from our parents shot by shot over many weeks, solid, wood bunk beds, a proper doorway (no door) and a nice wood table for setting things on.

    The finished fort was about nine feet tall and about ten feet square.

    We had many memorable parties in that fort until our last party in the fall. On that day, it seems enough of the leaves had fallen from the trees to provide a clear view of our fort from the vantage point of the local Canadian customs station located not 150 feet away. It seems we had built our fort on their land.

    So, here we are sitting around in the fort, drinking vodka and orange juice from a large glass juice bottle, when three customs officers wander into the trees and into our fort. There they stood inside the doorway. We were dumbstruck. So, what did they do?

    They didn't say anything at first; they just stood there looking around the room at our fort for a minute or two. Then one of them said with a slightly incredulous tone, "*What* is going on here?" We replied that we were just playing in our fort. They asked if our large juice bottle had any alcohol in it and we said it was just orange juice. They never took it from us and never bothered tasting it. Then another officer said, "Do you realize what you have here? This is classified as a *permenant* structure and you've build it on land you most certainly do *not* own. You're going to have to tear this thing down."

    They made us tear it down. And then... that was it. End of story. No beatings, no arrests. They seemed more amazed and amused by the whole thing. We were, after all, just kids doing kid things, albeit with perhaps slightly above-average carpentry skills. How could we possibly be criminals? I mean, what rational-thinking group of people could possibly think it was a good idea to build their own party palace on Customs' land, less than a stone's throw from many officers?

    Not long after that, my younger brother started going over to the customs station on a regular basis in the late evenings to play cribbage with one of the officers.

    That was one of those golden summers. Probably around 1982, if I recall correctly. They never found our secret stash under the floor, by the way. :)

  255. We already have this in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had this in the US for years. Only here we call it "disorderly conduct." Do something that's not technically illegal, but a cop doesn't like it and you're busted for disorderly conduct.

  256. Normally I like cops but.... by Subsound90 · · Score: 1

    I think this was a bit excessive, but if they are destroying things it wasn't that bad. If they were just climbing around the cops should have just told them to go home and that would be the end to that. I doubt they were doing much damage, I doubt enough to warrant keeping them on file for 5 years. The DNA recording was creepy, I think if you aren't charged you should not be put into the system like that.

    While I don't hate cops, I have a few friends who are, there are some that really scare me and make it so I don't trust them in general. I had a friend who was stopped at an intersection with a cop staking it out and waiting for some one to run it. All of a sudden the cop points a shotgun at him, so he takes off like a bat out of hell. He eludes him, but later they come to his house and arrest him. The judge asks the cop what the heck he was thinking pointing a gun at a citizen, he just replied he was cleaning it and wasn't thinking. No reprimands, nothing really said to the cop. The second was a friend who was sitting down on a curb waiting for a ride drinking a soda. A cop approached him and told him to put the bottle down and he was being arrested. All he could say was "Huh?" before the cop beat the crap out of him and arrested him. Apparently a riot or something was happening on the other side of town and they decided he was rioting too by throwing bottles at cars, I'm not sure how. Fortune tally the cop's car was taping it, and the cop was fired and his lawsuit was settled. However these incidents, and ones on the news, scare the heck out of me of what a cop will do to me when ever I'm approached, even though I've had more good or neutral experiences in the past then bad ones.

  257. pretty ridiculous by lordicarus · · Score: 1

    "Superintendent Stuart Johnson, operations manager at Halesowen police station, said: 'I support the actions of my officers who responded to complaints from the public about "kids destroying" an ornamental cherry tree by stripping every branch from it, in an area where there have been reports of anti-social behaviour."

    I understand that one of the definitions of "anti-social behaviour" is essentially vandalising things, but how does this superintendent see a group of 3 kids, playing in a tree as being vandals? The complaint made "by the public" if true is a valid complaint, however I am absolutely baffled that the arresting officers perceived these kids to be vandalising this tree.

    The other thing... aren't there laws about arresting children, taking DNA, etc. etc? I am pretty sure there are some very strict rules governing the arresting procedures for juveniles, and I have a good feeling that if these parents got a good lawyer, they could sue and win very easily. I do not support the "sue or be sued" lifestyle that America has become accustom to, but children should have privacy rights and, the DNA samples and what not should not have been allowed without a guardian present. Personally... I think this Police Department went to far.

  258. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    It's not easy to find good officers. It's not that easy to get officer's who can pass the psych tests and the physical tests. It is not easy to become a police officer. It's very easy to hire a teenager desperate for a job and it's no sweat off their ass if McDonald's fires you. It's nothing personal, you are just easily replaceable. That police officer on the other hand is not easily replaceable.

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  259. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    This is the crux of the solution. Personal responsibility.

    Your friend is a token of our salvation. When people gripe about just doing their jobs, or about just trying to get by (conveniently), or about how everyone else is doing it, what they're really doing is trying to belittle their contribution of damage.

    I salute your friend, too. He is a hero.

    Which, it's sad to point out, is rare.

  260. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Wymsey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would not take seriously a single word that that rag published. A recent example: They published something about my website and claimed to have spoken to me the previously day - a lie. See http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new s/news.html?in_article_id=395688&in_page_id=1770. They lied, were factually incorrect, they nicked pictures and text without attribution, god help anyone who takes the DM seriously. Charlie.

  261. 280 has limits by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You can't, say, go 85 without a crowd around you. As my ticket suggests. Granted, this was up near 92. I think the venture capital shield may not extend that far.

    Also, sanmateocourt.org's online traffic ticket system only works with IE. Even months after I submitted some JavaScript to them to make it work with other browsers. How's that for public service?

    https://www.sanmateocourt.org/traffic/

  262. Pulled Over for No Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i was in ontario, california and was pulled over by a cop for a trumped up charge.

    i was driving along a long stretch of freeway, i saw the cop in the reviewfrom about 2.5 miles away. he caught up quickly as i had a "feeling" it was a cop so i drove the exact speed limit.

    he slowed down and followed me for another mile or two. again, i was driving the exact speed limit and i was dead center in the lane.

    when i put my blinkers on to turn off and go to black angus, the lights went on... as i'm looking at my destination.

    "sir, i'm stopping you because you were swerving." i was stunned. the only "swerving" i did was to maneuver my vehicle into the left hand turn lane. apparently, any movement into a left hand turn lane can be deemed "swerving."

    i bit my lip and played a long.

    "Where are you going?" i point to black angus and tell him "Black Angus."

    "Have you been drinking?" i told him i had two beers about an hour ago.

    He whipped out his little flashlight deal and did his eye test.

    "OK, you are free to go. you were driving according to the law and I found that exceptionally suspicious, so I felt compelled to stop you and see if I could find anything on my fishing expedition. I didn't find anything and you aren't of a race I find offensive, so you can go. Be safe."

    Alright, everything after the first sentence was 100% true, but was left unsaid. i sucked up the wrong... but duly noted the incident for future reference.

    Zip forward to a jury trial where I was a juror. mr police officer makes a statement - and his word is crucial evidence. according to his words, they made a "traffic stop" w/o using lights and bum rushing a vehicle as a guy was walking to pay for gas.

    is "traffic stop" code word for "attempted drug bust," only to be used when "attempted drug bust" would be ILLEGAL? i guess these guys went to the same copper school the guy did who stopped me so many years ago.

    at the end of the day, the cops thought this guy was guilty, but there were some holes in their case. i DECLINED to give the cops' judgment the benefit of the doubt... they lied when they pulled me over, they lied when they claimed the drug stop was actually a "traffic stop."

    what else could they be lying about? truth is, i didn't know. i still don't. can't trust 'em.

    lacking a smoking gun, but not lacking some holes in the case, i voted "not guilty beyond a reasonable doubt." the guy was probably guilty, but i know the cops were guilty of lying and obfuscating. too bad they weren't on trial. i mighta been able to convict them.

    one of the cops was in the courtroom. i'll bet he was disappointed with the hung jury (8-8) and probably not smart enough to figure out why. half the jury didn't trust his judgment. worse, for very good reasons.

  263. Childhood by Tony · · Score: 1

    So, let's see. It's okay to destroy a portion of a national forest for profit, but it's not okay for a couple of kids to pull off some branches from a tree?

    I'm sure with a chainsaw, the kids could do some serious damage to the tree. We should definitely outlaw the selling of chainsaws to minors. Without a chainsaw, what're they going to do? I doubt they could do much real harm to the tree.

    A "warning" would've been a cop saying, "Hey! You kids in that tree! What do you think you're doing? Well, get down from there and don't do it anymore!" That would've been a warning. What they got was harrassed, which is a form of intimidation, which is far beyond what the situation as described deserved.

    There's no defense for the actions of the cops. There's no reason to teach our kids to be scared of any adventurous actions, except to satisfy the sense of power our law-enforcement officers enjoy.

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    1. Re:Childhood by nuggz · · Score: 1

      Bit of a troll, but I'll bite.

      Yes when the owner of a property gives permission to harvest wood from that property it is acceptable to do so. I don't see how this applies to vandalism.

      Chainsaws should generally not be sold to minors. I would assume anyone doing so would be liable for any subsequent damage or injury.
      What does this have to do with the origional post?

      They were warned, vandalism is a serious crime, and arguably considered a gateway crime in this area. They got a serious warning.
      I remember hearing about special programs where they took young offenders and showed them real prisons and had them meet inmates as a warning of what would happen. I believe such a strong and honest warning might very well be in the best interests of the children.

      Vandalism and destruction of public property should not be allowed.
      Who's arguing against adventurous activity? Remember in this particular case both the police and the children claim they were damaging the tree, not simply climbing it as the slashdot article states.

  264. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Maybe they popped its cherry?
    Gotta protect the underage cherries.

    If this wasn't a time of pedophilic hysteria, I'd suggest giving them to me for safe-keeping. But since it is, I won't.

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  265. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Winstons+Myth · · Score: 1

    Having decided to run an article regarding this at Start The Revolution, and also knowing the DM's reputation for, shall we say, "toying" with the truth, I actually managed to speak with the boy's father, Nicholas Cannon. Due to a "media deal" he could not give me anything on the record but he did confirm off the record that the story was factually correct even though the DM had breached the "media deal" in quoting him when he did not provide the quote...Sound familiar?!??!

    Anyway, suffice to say that, whilst the DM cannot always be trusted in terms of facts and sources (which is quite scary when you consider that they are supposed to be a news media outlet!) this story is absolutely true.

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  266. Just a little by GmAz · · Score: 1
    You know they did go a little over board with the DNA sampling, but how much you wanna bet those three kids will never commit a crime in the future. They go the crap scared outta them and learned their lesson. I say good. Perhaps if in America the cops were to scare a few of these young holligans they may think twice of commiting a crime when they are older. Today, parents think their kids can do no wrong. Their little Billy or Jane are perfect angels, at least they are when their parents are around. The kids see their parents get mad and sue the police department because of what they did and what lesson do the kids learn; they learn that its ok to break the law because your mommy and daddy will protect them.

    These cops did go a bit over the line, but not as much as is described in the article.

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    1. Re:Just a little by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      You know they did go a little over board with the DNA sampling, but how much you wanna bet those three kids will never commit a crime in the future. They go the crap scared outta them and learned their lesson. I say good. Perhaps if in America the cops were to scare a few of these young holligans they may think twice of commiting a crime when they are older.

      Perhaps, but like you say, it would be nice if they could do this without making everyone donate to Labour's DNA database.

      The problem is, the sort of "hooligan" who is likely to commit crimes is less likely to be scared by this sort of thing anyway, and worse it may diminish any sense of respect for the police they may have had.

      The sort of kid on the other hand who is scared by this would have been more than scared by merely a telling off by the police, and the threat of arrest - let alone arrest and being locked up.

      Ultimately, getting poeple to behave involves knowing right or wrong. In this case, whether or not we think it was wrong, it's clear that the children and the parents don't think it's wrong. So it's hard to see how that will affect their behaviour in future. Being scared by the police only works when you realise that actually, you were doing something wrong.

  267. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Wymsey · · Score: 1
  268. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Winstons+Myth · · Score: 1

    Britons are confused right now. Scary isn't it? I am only glad that I got out but there are so many people that I wish I could have brought with me too.

    I have to say that I do not miss it for a second though!

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  269. Re:Do I think they went too far? by Winstons+Myth · · Score: 1

    Oh, and I meant to say, I did chuckle when I saw your artcle on Infowars and Rense!!!

    Seriously, those guys really should do their research!!!

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  270. spineless wimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...while going to the elevator in the morning, I heard some people fighting in a room down the hall... Afraid for my own safety, I got the room number, then went to the front desk...

    Why were you afraid for your own safety? Did you think that they might hear the 'ding' of the elevator and come rushing out with pitchforks and axes? It sure must have taken a lot of courage to sneak close enough to read the room number.

  271. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Me?

    I'd have arrested someone on the city council or anyone else in power on bogus charges and told them flat-out that it was just because I had to meet my arrest quota.

    "Sorry Mr. Council Member, but I'm afraid that we have to hold you indefinitely with no charges at all. I'll look into doing the paperwork to even make anyone aware that it's YOU in here sometime next week. Until then, no, you don't get a phone call."

  272. If you can't believe the police statement - by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    You decided to not believe the police statement that the kids 'stripped every branch from the tree' - and in even words you could understand -that would destroy the tree. And if the tree, stripped and damaged, still managed to survive and in ten years actually began to look like a tree again then you would still have the damage done by the kids. But again,if you won't believe the police statement in this then argue that point. Don't argue that the tree wasn't destroyed if it's branches were stripped. And destroying public property is still a crime. And if you wanted to go into a National Forest and cut down a Christmas tree - you - would - need - a - permit - for - it. Trees are there on public property for the public good. Not the individual desires if you happened to want the wood from that tree.

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  273. Canadian stats by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Some Canadian numbers for you.

    Roughly 55,000 kids go missing each year here. Vast majority are runaways. A few hundred get taken by their parents. A few dozen are abducted by "strangers"; note that "A Stranger Abduction is defined as an abduction by individual(s) other than the subject's parent or guardian."

    A lot of these "stranger" abductions are actually other family members - uncles, aunts, grandparents. Basically, most kids that actually get abducted are the result of custody cases gone bad. The actual number of honest-to-goodness, being picked up off the street at random cases is in the single digits annually, from what I can find. Maybe a dozen or two if you feel generous.

    Children are about as likely to be hit by lightning as be abducted by a stranger. But you wouldn't know that by listening to the media - or from the constant "Amber alerts".

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  274. Re:The parents agree, "Ni"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you say "shrubberies"?

  275. I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you were a kid, climbing trees, did you spend a lot of time thinking about what you can and can't do in a public tree? Did you even think about if a tree was public or not?

    Hell, YES! My parents made me carefully aware of the difference between public and private property before I was five.

    If I had tried wanted to climb a tree which I didn't own, I would ask FOR PERMISSION first. In the case of a public park, I would ask my parents if it was okay to climb there, and they would say, "no". And that would be the end of the matter.

    The point is, they were kids, doing kid things.

    No, they were bad kids, doing bad things.

    Destroying public property is bad. These kids weren't just climbing the tree; and a good kid wouldn't have gone that far without permission. No, these brats were tearing up the branches to make a tree fort! Good kids know better that you don't break ANYTHING, without asking a grown-up first! Bad kids don't care about the rules, and bad kids are a result of bad parents.

    A kid, regardless of age, should not be out in public unescorted unless and until it knows the laws and customs of society, and can be trusted to obey them. If the kids can't be trusted to obey on their own, don't leave them unattended. If they break the law, then punish them; as severely as necessary.

    I don't think I'm out of line for suggesting that 12 year olds should not be arrested for climbing trees, even if they break a few branches

    I agree that it shouldn't have been necessary to call the police. The parents should have been monitoring their kids, and if the kids wouldn't listen to the parents' calls to leave the tree alone, the parents should have whipped the kids bottoms sore with the broken tree branches until they learned to respect public property.

    Instead, the police should have been called on the parents; and the children given to someone who will force them to grow up, and learn respect for public lands. That didn't happen, and that's the real problem. The kids were let off without so much as a single slap on the wrist, or the bum.

    1. Re:I blame the parents by XenoRyet · · Score: 1
      You imply malicious intent where there was none. They were not bad kids, they were just kids. There is a not subtile difference between breaking a few small branches and distruction of public property.

      In a child's eyes, trees are for climbing, and broken branches grow back. That is the way it should be, and I reject any attempt to change that.

      I don't know what sort of chip you have on your sholder that you belive 3, by all acounts, normal and well-behaved 12 year olds should be physicaly beaten for climbing a tree that happened to be owned by the city, but I do belive that type of attitude is far more dangerous to society than any broken cherry tree branch.

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    2. Re:I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't know what sort of chip you have on your sholder that you belive 3, by all acounts, normal and well-behaved 12 year olds should be physicaly beaten for climbing a tree that happened to be owned by the city

      What a distortion of the facts of the case, and the things I said!

      1) The children are abnormal. In case you don't understand this: they broke the law. That's NOT normal behaviour for anyone! Crime is not supposed to happen! It's not supposed to be possible, if children are raised to even a basic standard of common decency!

      Normal children know that you never touch what is not yours; that you always ask permission before you do something, and that you don't run off alone without an adult without permission. And if you don't do these things, you're going to be in trouble, and you're going to deserve it. Most people learn this at age six; when are you going to catch up?

      2) The children were not well behaved. The were allowed to run wild by their parents; left unescorted, and after being arrested for damaging public property, claimed not to understand what they did wrong by destroying property that they knew wasn't theirs!!! In other words, these young vandals don't understand the concept of property rights, and soon become repeat offenders.

      What do you think will happen when they want to build a bonfire, and decide to use their neighbour's porch as kindling? After all, it "just happens" to belong to someone else, and it's natural for kids to like fires, right? And it's not the job of the parents to stop them, or to paddle their bottoms if they refuse to stop doing bad kid things like lighting the neighbours cat on fire, right?

      3)I never said children should be beaten for climbing a tree. I said they should be beaten for insubordination if they decided to continue destroying the public's tree after being ordered not to by their parents; and I stand by that statement. If children learn they can defy authority when they're young, they will be shooting cops and robbing banks when they are grown. Respect is something that must be learned young.

      You don't seem to have learned it. I'm glad I don't live in your neighbourhood, or I'd be worried about you shoving a knife in my back. Respect for the law is not something that is subject to debate, where I'm from. It's a given.

      4)"Climbing" is a non-issue: the kids weren't arrested for climbing the tree. Both the kids and the police admit they were tearing the branches off an ornamental cherry tree to get wood for a fort. That's not acceptable behaviour; and it was the children's job to determine that fact before they acted. It was the parents job to enforce that fact; and they were negligent in that regard (as in many other aspects of their children's education, it appears).

      5) In my opinion, the parents are the ones at primary fault, for letting their kids damage public property. That's simply not right; the job of parents is to prevent their kids from doing wrong until they're old enough to do right. They failed on multiple levels, and they themselves should be beaten for their failure, or be forced to surrend their kids to someone capable of basic childrearing skills. I don't just believe in corporal punishment for children, nor for fun; but if you're guilty of a major screw up, the consequences should badly hurt enough to teach you never to do that again.

      I do belive that type of attitude is far more dangerous to society than any broken cherry tree branch.

      That's odd. I believe the type of attitude that says: "You can break the law, and get away with it" is the biggest problem. If no one thought that, there would be no crime. Instead, I've watched helplessly as kids steal things before my very eyes, because in my country, I don't have the right to citizen's arrest for petty theft, and no vague description I can give will do much to help police officers catch yet another bad kid in a city of millions. When the catch him, they'll just let him go with a warnin

    3. Re:I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The children are abnormal. In case you don't understand this: they broke the law. That's NOT normal behaviour for anyone! Crime is not supposed to happen! It's not supposed to be possible, if children are raised to even a basic standard of common decency!


      You are sadly conflating law and morality. Guess what? They don't always coincide. Up until recently, it was illegal to record TV shows using a VCR. Lots of people broke that, but I don't think they felt too bad about it.

      children learn they can defy authority when they're young, they will be shooting cops and robbing banks when they are grown. Respect is something that must be learned young.


      Yes, and at the other extreme, mindless submission to authority leads to atrocities like the Holocaust. Many famous psychological experiments have shown that people are capable of terrible things when:
      a) Placed in a position of authority
      or
      b) Subject to instructions from an authority figure

      You might want to educate yourself: look up the "Standford Prison Experiment" and the "Milgram Obediance Experiment", if you think I'm blowing smoke:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_exper iment

      Stanley Milgram described his experiment as follows:
      "I set up a simple experiment at Yale University to test how much pain an ordinary citizen would inflict on another person simply because he was ordered to by an experimental scientist. Stark authority was pitted against the subjects' [participants'] strongest moral imperatives against hurting others, and, with the subjects' [participants'] ears ringing with the screams of the victims, authority won more often than not. The extreme willingness of adults to go to almost any lengths on the command of an authority constitutes the chief finding of the study and the fact most urgently demanding explanation."
    4. Re:I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are sadly conflating law and morality. Guess what? They don't always coincide.

      In a democracy where the citizens are taught to value the rights of the individual as well as their responsiblities to society, they do. If you feel they don't match in your country, run for office, and fix what you percieve to the the problem.

      If you're somehow actually living in a third world dictatorship, by all means, revolt, and start a decent democracy, but I don't think you are. If you've got the freedom of vote, speech, and press, however, use them to enforce your notion of morality -- assuming that you can convince a majority of your peers to agree. If you can't, well, too bad. Life isn't always just about you.

      Don't try do an end run around the law, and then whine when you're treated like a criminal, like the parents and the kids in the article did.

      Yes, and at the other extreme, mindless submission to authority leads to atrocities like the Holocaust.

      Goodwin. You lose. ;-)

      And given that the Holocaust wasn't legal then, and wouldn't be legal now, I think you're beating a straw man to death.

      The laws in our democracy are subject to change and improvement; our constitutions have explicit protections against the "tyranny of the majority"; and if we remain vigilant about enforcing the rule of law, we remain fundamentally protected against such atrocities by the very writ of law you so decry. On the other hand, if we let subjective feelings rule our actions, we'll end up back in that cesspit of personal exemptions and one-sided hypocrisy that led to those atrocities.

      Many famous psychological experiments have shown that people are capable of terrible things when:
      a) Placed in a position of authority
      or
      b) Subject to instructions from an authority figure


      Ah. Fearmongering, are we? Note that people are also capable of "terrible things" when not placed in a position of authority. Note also that people are only capable of such "terrible" things if they thing it is acceptable to concieve of them in the first place. A society in which people are taught respect for the property, person, and rights of others as being inviolatable is one where the odds of such "terrible" things are starkly diminished; which is indeed what I see when I look around my local culture.


      People who grow up being nice to each other don't have crime ridden streets. I've never overheard kids plotting to kill each other in my country; with the marked exception of outsiders who weren't raised in this culture. And in just about every incidence of someone who had the attitude of looking for a fight, or the few times someone tried to pick a fight with me ("Hey! What are you lookin' at?!?"), it was someone who wasn't raised here, and hadn't had the basic "respect the rules, and other people" ethic knocked into their heads by their parents when they were kids, like everyone else here did.


      Returning to the original point of the article: I remember, I *did* start to break a branch off a public tree once (a willow tree, if I recall correctly). I was about four years old, and my parent furious with me, stopped me then and there, and make it clear in no uncertain terms that I was never to do anything like that again. I never did. In this case, the kids were twelve, not four -- the lesson should have been learned by then. The parents should have been there to watch them. Once the police told them, the kids should have known what they did wrong. The parents should not have turned the situation into a media circus, and tried to paint themselves as the aggrieved parties; rather, they should have admitted to their own poor parenting, and vowed to correct it.


      Times have changed; and not for the better...

    5. Re:I blame the parents by jason210 · · Score: 1

      Don't try do an end run around the law, and then whine when you're treated like a criminal, like the parents and the kids in the article did. Your evaluation is flawed. The tree in question was on public land not private land. The children had a right to play there. Neither the parents nor the children probably knew that damaging this tree in a "park" where children play was illegal at all. Nor did they consider what they were doing as destroying a tree. And given that the Holocaust wasn't legal then, and wouldn't be legal now, I think you're beating a straw man to death. The holocaust was most certainly legal. It was immoral and horrible but nothing in the German laws forbade it. There's this little thing called sovereignty (sp i know). Returning to the original point of the article: I remember, I *did* start to break a branch off a public tree once (a willow tree, if I recall correctly). I was about four years old, and my parent furious with me, stopped me then and there, and make it clear in no uncertain terms that I was never to do anything like that again. I never did. In this case, the kids were twelve, not four -- the lesson should have been learned by then. The parents should have been there to watch them. Once the police told them, the kids should have known what they did wrong. The parents should not have turned the situation into a media circus, and tried to paint themselves as the aggrieved parties; rather, they should have admitted to their own poor parenting, and vowed to correct it. Times have changed; and not for the better... I'm sorry your parents were so hard on you for something so inconsequential. I now understand why you have such insane views.

    6. Re:I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Neither the parents nor the children probably knew that damaging this tree in a "park" where children play was illegal at all.

      They certainly knew, or ought to have known: if they're not of sound mind, they have no business raising children. Anyone who is of sound mind would know such a basic and obvious truth, or should.

      It's called "property rights"! You have no right to permanent damage other people's things, including property shared in common with others. It's their stuff, too!!!


      Just as a shareholder of a company can't tear down the building to get wood, neither can a member of the general public tear down a public tree to get wood from it. The correct thing to do is to ASK the guy you've all voted to put in charge of such decisions -- the CEO of a company, or the parks officer for a park!

      Any parks officer would have told the parents (or children) that destroying a tree was not acceptable, especially not an ornamental cherry tree planted specifically for it's flowers.

      The holocaust was most certainly legal. It was immoral and horrible but nothing in the German laws forbade it. There's this little thing called sovereignty (sp i know).

      *sigh* We're well into Goodwin's territory. I'm not going to venture far down this road; it's not worth it. But, for the record...

      The entire Nazi occupation was strictly against well-established German law, beginning with, but not limited to the Nazis voting themselves war powers to deal with a fabricated war.

      I should know; my father was born there, and nearly co-opted into the Hitler Youth. My grandmother was very nearly arrested by the Gestapo. Don't talk to me about the legality of that overthrow of the German people; and make no mistake, it was an overthrow, long before the atrocities were allowed to happen because the rule of law had been abandoned. It was an outrage and a scandle, and it empowered all the rest of the horrors that happened later on.

      I'm sorry your parents were so hard on you for something so inconsequential. I now understand why you have such insane views.

      I'm not. Breaking the rules is never of inconsquence; and learning to respect other people is the single most important lesson a person can learn. That includes living up to your promises, stated and implied; the most basic of which is the rule of law. That's certainly not an "insane" view in my books. If you think differently, well, I hope you get arrested before you seriously hurt someone.

      Even if you can't understand my point, please understand that there's just such thing as an inconsequential crime. It hurts people's TRUST; and once no one believes the system works, it doesn't. The side effects of "inconsequential" matters can be much, much worse than they initially seem to be.

      For example, suppose some kids find a jacket, that isn't theirs, and they decide it's beaten up, ratty, and ugly, so they play with it for a while, carry it around, and then laugh and throw it away. No big deal, right?

      Wrong. To the guy who had to walk home in the snow at midnight in -30 degree weather, it was a big deal. Especially since he was too broke to buy a proper coat; which is the reason he was wearing a fall jacket in the dead of winter. I nearly failed my school term from being sick; and I still remember how hard I shivered that night. Just the memory of it makes my stomach turn. It was the longest, coldest twenty minute walk of my life.

      Don't try to excuse people who break the rules to me. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of being hurt by it.

    7. Re:I blame the parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say we should throw the parents in jail for the crimes comitted by their kids. After all, if it weren't for the parents, the kids wouldn't be around to cause the crime, right? And I don't just mean the legal parents; I mean the biological parents too. Then maybe all involved would start teaching their kids right.

  276. UK Newspapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Independent - serious, reasonably independent
    The Times - ditto, but owned by Murdoch
    The Daily Telegraph - serious and generally responsible, but right-wing bias
    The Guardian - reasonably serious, with left wing bias

  277. Better yet - having your DNA sample removed by Cybertect · · Score: 1

    From http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/26/dna_databa se_removal/

    The UK is something of a DNA record kleptocracy, with a national DNA database now well in excess of three million records, and with new sampling opportunities available to the police on remarkably easy terms. These days it's ever so easy to get onto the UK database, but how do you get off?

    What's that you say? You don't? Well, up to a point - but it's not strictly true to say that once you're on the database you absolutely can't get off again. It's just very, very hard and it's going to take you a long, long time. Fortunately, would-be escapees now have the benefit of some guidance from the Association of Chief Police Officers.

    Exceptional Case Procedures for Removal DNA, Fingerprints and PNC Records, released by ACPO on 24th April, is in part a response to recent decisions made by the Information Tribunal in connection with police retention of criminal records data. Alongside this, "recent widespread media coverage relating to the retention of DNA", ACPO says, is likely to result in a high volume of removal requests over the next 12 months. These requests will in the first instance be made to Chief Officers in their role of data controller, and ACPO feels that it is important that "national consistency" is achieved in their responses.

    OK? So how does it work? "Exception cases will by definition be rare," says ACPO, and might well include cases "where the original arrest or sampling was found to be unlawful." Or, if it turns out to be absolutely clear that there wasn't any offence in the first place, that might count. And ACPO gives a specific example:

    "For example where a dead body is found in a multi-occupancy dwelling and the cause of death is not immediately obvious. All the occupants are arrested on suspicion of murder pending the outcome of a post mortem. All arrested persons are detained at the local police station and samples taken. It later transpires that the deceased person died of natural causes. No offence therefore exists, and all persons are released from custody."

    Find corpse, nick everybody within range just in case? One certainly hopes that's seriously exceptional. Fortunately though, the honest Chief Copper doesn't have to wrestle with these thorny issues alone. Or possibly, at all, considering ACPO's recommended procedure.

    First, a request for deletion of a Police National Computer (PNC) record, DNA sample or fingerprints should be viewed as being "a request to remove all items." It is then "essential", says ACPO, that the DNA and fingerprint records are matched correctly to the appropriate arrest summons number on the PNC record. But here comes a gotcha: "Samples taken on other occasions should not be deleted." Which we take to mean that if you're not pursuing a DNA record specific to a PNC arrest record, then you're not going to get off the database. Close the door on your way out.

    But what if it is associated with an arrest record? "In the first instance applicants should be sent a letter informing them that the samples and associated PNC record are lawfully held and that their request for deletion / destruction is refused" Oh, right... "unless the applicant believes the application should be regarded as exceptional." In that case, "the applicant should be invited to state the grounds upon which they believe their case to be exceptional."

    And then the Chief Officer gets to decide? Well, not exactly. "The Chief Officer is asked to consider any response and either reply to the applicant rejecting the application for the removal of the record(s)" Oh, right... "or refer the case papers to the DNAFRP [DNA & Fingerprint Retention Project], thus ensuring that a consistent approach is adopted nationally."
    Then DNAFRP will respond with advice taking into account any relevant precedents, and then the Chief Officer gets to decide. Using a response letter template supplied by DNAFRP. It may be occurring to you that one might easily die of old age while this process was under way. But don't you go thinking dying's going to get you off the database, sunshine, oh no... ®

  278. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF. The article clearly states they were breaking off limbs of a CHERRY tree, in a park.
    Look at the PP's ID -- Slashdot ID's in the four-digit range clearly are not trolls.
    Moderator abuse is why people are leaving for greener pastures (digg)

  279. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by DavidRawling · · Score: 1

    You're kidding me ... $300 for a 2 INCH TREE?!

  280. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I checked, burgers don't occasionally shoot the cooks.

    Dealing with abusive customers/people is one thing, being wary of and dealing with potentially lethal violence is another.

  281. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    There's PLENTY of potentially lethal violence at McDonald's. I saw it myself firsthand, and most of the veterans I talked to had been through at least one holdup.

    And anyway, I don't think that these cops had anything to fear from a couple of fucking kids playing in a fucking tree.

  282. how is this surprising? by bjason82 · · Score: 1

    Considering the direction the "war on terror" allied countries (US, UK, AU, etc, etc.) are headed in terms of domestic policy this shouldn't be surprising.

    I mean, the UK is the most surveilled nation on the planet which, to most, I assume, is unacceptable. Right? Most people would rather not have cameras watching them everywhere they go. Following that logic it should be safe to assume that the government is unreasonable in their assertion of total surveillance. Therefore, why would you expect the police, who are a part of that mechanism, to be reasonable also?

    One of the commonly viewed attributes of a free and democratic society is a non-intrusive government who's responsibility is the protection of the citizens. The citizens from which the government gets its power.
    Also, it is the responsibility of the citizens to distrust the government and correct its unacceptable actions.

    One might argue, "well, these cameras ARE for our protection."
    My respons would be, "Maybe so, but if you look at history the tendency of government is always to overstep the boundaries it has been given. If you allow the government to have sweeping authority and unparallelled power of information gathering without any checks or balances that protect the citizens from that machine, then the oppression of the people will be soon to follow.

    The united states is no different, I have witnessed over the past year or two the installation of video cameras on almost every major intersection in every city of california. Moreover, I have personally observed the obvious absence of these cameras in wealthy areas through which I have driven. In the US the assumed cause is obvious (9/11, patriot act, dept homeland security, etc) but what is the reason in the UK, and what was the catalyst?

    Back to my point, what has brought us to this point where kids who make their way to a "wooded" area in order find material to build a treehouse, end up in jail? The article clearly said they were intentionally trying to break off "dead limbs." This tells me they were consiously trying NOT to be destructive and were consciously trying not to harm a living tree. When I was a kid a police officer would have told me to go home, but now I'd get arrested!!!

    This just seems to be congruent with today's way of thinking...why can't they allow children to be who they really are? KIDS!

    If I were the parent I would be pissed off too, they police have no right to take DNA samples and fingerprints. The sad part is the police are so propagandized and indoctrinated into this way of thinking they would be just fine with their own children being arrested and booked for petty misconduct.

    At least there is enough outrage from people on this topic that tells me not everyone has been brainwashed...yet

  283. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not suggesting that (and I said as much, if you were paying attention.) I'm saying that every organization has rules for acceptable behavior. I didn't say that McDonald's should be the same as the police's--just that at McDonald's, the rules are extremely rigid. With the police, they are nearly non-existent (at least so long as there aren't any non-police observers around.) Police officers can demonstrate an obscene level of incompetence and overreaction and disregard for the law that may even result in the deaths of innocent civilians, and yet they still usually walk away with (at worst) a repremand.

    And even if the rules were actually enforced and the police had to stay within the bounds of the law at all times, there are still numerous gaps (e.g. uncompensated property seizure, selective/discriminatory law enforcement, laws that criminalize everyday objects such as crowbars as criminal tools or alligator clips as drug paraphernalia--depending on officer discretion of course, Patriot Act provisions that permit forfeiture of citizenship or indefinite detainment without trial, the "anti-social" laws in Britain which spit in the face of due process and presumption of innocence, etc.) that allow for an increadible level of harassment of perfectly law-abiding citizens. This is not why the police were created. The rules they are governed should reflect their duty (to protect us from each other) and the rules should be enforced much, much better than they are now. I'm tired of the police always getting the benefit of the doubt--THEY serve US, not the other way around. It's their job to make sure they don't fuck up, not my job to make sure I don't look at them the wrong way. And yeah, maybe their job will be a bit tougher but again, they choose the job, and I think it's far from being the worst one available. I'm not anti-cop--if you want to talk about giving them better equipment or better salaries, I'm all for it. Just don't ask me to look the other way while they shoot yet another innocent man in the back as he was running away, or haul more children off in handcuffs on trumped-up and/or unintentional misdemeanors.

  284. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Actually, at the time I was still a virgin. And that hot cashier wouldn't give me the time of day. Goddamn hellish teenage years...

  285. Re:If they'd only chopped down the tree instead... by emilper · · Score: 1

    Maybe the cops were scared shitless seeing, on their watch, three children at the height of 20 feet (that's 6 meters, enough to fracture something if you manage to avoid sharp branches on your way down) in a cherry tree: cherry tree branches break very easily. You don't climb cherry trees unless you want to risk getting killed, or at least to acquire impressive scars. Want to pick cherries ? Use a ladder. Want to climb trees? Chose some other tempting ligneuous vegetables ... pear trees are nice: hard resilient wood.

    I would have sued the parents, and had "child protection" organizations involved in this, since it's clear that those responsible for the children either have no clue as far as trees are concerned, or did not care about the wellbeing of their children

    About children ... from the picture they look more like teenagers, and the girl from the right side of the picture looks at least 14.

    the cherry tree seemed an inviting source of material
    if you ever planted a tree and had it survive the operation you would have called this mindless vandalism. Breaking windows is punishable and a window can be replaced in 30 minutes. Why should damaging a tree that took some 10 to 15 years to grow to 20 feet go unpunished?
  286. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I should be in politics. Thinking about it, a pirate party just formed in my country...

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  287. Re:So cops are less mature than McDonald's workers by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    "Pay them more"--absolutely. And give them better equipment, including more nonlethal (or "less-lethal") devices. And give them additional training. And ordered to stop wasting resources on victimless crimes and trolling innocent civillians for petty criminals "You were swerving"--TWICE I have been pulled over very late for this, when I know for a fact I was not. It's happened to a few other people I know, too--always late at night. EVERYONE swerves a tiny bit in their lane, so the cops just wait for it to happen noticably and pull that person over. I get off work at 11:15 PM, and I've noticed there's one particular stretch of road where there's ALWAYS someone pulled over. Once I saw them actually pull the person over--and I can verify that he wasn't weaving or speeding. Maybe his registration was expired, I dunno, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that they pulled him over for "weaving".

    I'm not anti-cop by any means; I'm just anti-cop mentality. You might have a practical reason why cops are given a looser leash than fry cooks, but that doesn't make it a moral one.

  288. Kids Are Wussies & Amy's Mom, a Hysterical Hen by FishinDave · · Score: 1
    My God, what a fuss over a perfectly appropriate level of "scaring them straight!" The kids were not formally arrested, let alone treated as "hardened criminals." Handcuffs are not mentioned in TFA, for instance, and I'm sure they would be if they were used. They weren't fingerprinted, which is still de rigeur in addition to mouth swabs for DNA samples (something the idiot reporter seems to think involves two different procedures). The kids got little more taste of police brutality than if they'd gone a on school field trip to a police station.


    But I'll bet they won't fall out of any 20-foot trees and sue the township for their injuries, and they will think twice before helping themselves to property that they know damned well isn't theirs, even if it isn't marked as someone else's.


    The kids say they just took a few loose branches. I'm sure it started out that way, just as I'm sure the tree didn't have enough loose branches to make a den. The police received complaints that the kids were "stripping every branch from it." The truth probably lies somewhere in between. Too bad this reporter didn't haul his ass out of the newsroom to go view the tree and photograph it. But that would involve journalism.


    And poor Amy! I wonder where she got the idea that a juvenile's police reprimand might destroy her college career, or that "murderers and rapists" left cooties in the cell she occupied for a mere two hours? What sort of bed does her mother provide, that the poor girl couldn't bear to sleep in it for a week because it reminds her of jail? Could Mommy Dearest be the one whose reaction was "unbalanced?"


    The cops did a good job of impressing upon these kids the seriousness of what they did, and giving them the faintest taste of crime's consequences. I'm sure the kids' characters would be much improved, if their parents hadn't convinced them that they are "victims."

  289. but USA kills its own citizens by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    ie. death row
    and bad HMO, and hospital staff killing the Katrina victims.

    oh and prisonplanet.com will fill you in on the rest of the evil in usa/canada, yes UK is a bad boy too

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  290. You think that's harsh? Come to Belgium by decibellen · · Score: 1

    In Belgium, a playground was recently closed because the kids created too much noise...

  291. criminal children in tree by gmorgjr · · Score: 1

    More evidence we expect all children to be Stepford sons and daughters... The police obviously need something important to do, and unfortunatley, we don't have much for them.

  292. Re:Should have been too far, but it probably wasn' by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    Has anyone here even considered the possibility that the three kids were spoiled brats that desperately needed the education they didn't receive from their parents?
    Probably, but they wouldn't release their brainfarts in public.
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  293. I bet you didnt see it coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, cherry trees build dens on you!

  294. Photo's please by partowel · · Score: 0

    I want to see the damaged cherry tree, the cops, and their "sticks" they got from the cherry tree.

  295. That's what fines are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're saying that vandalism is acceptable and doesn't warrant arrest?

    When the damage is as inconsequential as this, yes. I'm willing to bet that the damage done to the trees was less than the cost of transporting, booking and extracting blood samples from the children. The people who should be disciplining the kids are their parents, not bloated police agencies with too much time on their hands.

  296. Those kids could be bad apples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They might have been hiding in that cherry tree to attack someone with fresh fruit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Defense_Against_ Fresh_Fruit

  297. The Lesson by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

    These kids learned a valuable lesson:

    Do not place complete trust in authority figures, they do make mistakes, and are sometimes malicious.

    How often is another question that I will not attempt to answer here and now.

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    If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
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