If America did hack into Chinese Networks and got some confidential information.. Then
[NES] lol
[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back fucker" Chinese were getting back their data!!
Maybe it was a scientific experiment that went wrong!! Imagine. They are trying to build a worm hole in some far away galaxy. and the alien scientist was well known for his success in projects convinced the President of the Alien-USA that he will be safe. He made them sit in a egg-shaped shell (egg-shape important for the whole apparatus to work, but is not designed to fly) some wrong calculation occurred and the egg shell landed in earth's airspace and crashed becoz it could not fly. Now the same state could not be replicated and the ministry (department of defence) pulled the plug on the scientists funding and vaporized him in a chamber for losing the President. So we have no more Alien-Visits or Rescue Missions.:P
Hybrids should be considered becoz the world oil resources are coming to an end. According to estimates, World Oil production will peak in 2016 and thereafter decline to non existence. So some efficient substitutes have to be found. Guess that is the reason google is willing to spend their time on a non-online venture.
I was expecting many more funny comments in this post..
Especially since it deals with baldness (a very good topic for jokes)
Today's bald joke:
The best thing about being bald is...
when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
I know that currently Sun is fusing Hydrogen atoms into Helium Isotopes. After a few years(a lot) these helium will combine into larger elements and so on. You suggested
big huge stars to make big fat elements, then explode spreading them all over the universe where the coalesce into planets like the Earth.
Does that mean, that on Earth the "big elements" are actually from big OLD stars from Long Long ago..almost at the time of big Bang??
This "advanced technique" Also provides the following
1. Employment to ballot counters
2. Lots of waste paper that will have to be recycled
3. Transortation issues
4. security (i have heard of opposition leaders pouring ink into ballot boxes to invalidate all votes)
5. Lots of time to discuss on new, radio and media about who will be winner. (already getting bugged with faster counts and results from electronic voting machines..imagine 17 days of Bush Vs Gore stuff)
How many world's-smallest-robotic-hand-built-by-Yen-Wen-Lu- and-Chang-Jin-"CJ"-Kim-at-UCLA's-Mechanical-and-Ae rospace-Engineering-Department Microhands does it take to change a light Bulb?????
I am guessing it will definitely not be used to change light bulbs
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[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back fucker"
Chinese were getting back their data!!
Maybe it was a scientific experiment that went wrong!! Imagine. They are trying to build a worm hole in some far away galaxy. and the alien scientist was well known for his success in projects convinced the President of the Alien-USA that he will be safe. He made them sit in a egg-shaped shell (egg-shape important for the whole apparatus to work, but is not designed to fly) some wrong calculation occurred and the egg shell landed in earth's airspace and crashed becoz it could not fly. Now the same state could not be replicated and the ministry (department of defence) pulled the plug on the scientists funding and vaporized him in a chamber for losing the President. So we have no more Alien-Visits or Rescue Missions. :P
Trust me, you really really don't want to see what actually happpened. You might end up scarred for life
You ebtter not linger around me..It is already raining hard in here
Hybrids should be considered becoz the world oil resources are coming to an end. According to estimates, World Oil production will peak in 2016 and thereafter decline to non existence. So some efficient substitutes have to be found. Guess that is the reason google is willing to spend their time on a non-online venture.
Then Microsoft or Yahoo will sue google for inhibiting competition by using google maps in their google car
Today's bald joke: The best thing about being bald is... when her folks come home, all you have to do is straighten your tie.
There is an entry for FireFox.. that Red Orange plumed animal that is famouss for its nightly browsings and daylight spankng of IE
Maybe Symantec employs people to create malware for which it releases anti-dotes.
These same employees were transferred and employed to creating and upgrading Symantec products. Thus leading to all products appearing like malware.
I am currently running both Office 2007, to test out the ribbon and OOo, becoz it is Open.
I don't find them competing (as of now). Once MS Office 2007 is disabled after March 2007 i will just uninstall it.
They run pretty well on the same system, nothing like putting two anti virus programs would do.
I hate the ribbon, and hope OOo doesn't follow MS.
why don't we just go ahead and ask the chap where he got the deuterium rather than discussing how it can/cannot be done.
Yeah..right!!!
PIE - and get your A$$ $ued by Microsoft
what if..there are senators like..
"It says "Press any key"" and i can't find the damned "Any" key on the keyboard...
I want one of those..but your Click he*re link doesn't work
One has to belong to a race that is meted out racist comments to realize if any place is racist or not.
..at first, but like any windows user one will begin to live with it.
This topic is so dry...nobody is commenting.
Anyway, integrating past successes with Possible Future successes might prvide a good blend to greater success
din't he forget about the souls?
Does that mean, that on Earth the "big elements" are actually from big OLD stars from Long Long ago..almost at the time of big Bang??
One Byte Hard Drive
This "advanced technique" Also provides the following 1. Employment to ballot counters 2. Lots of waste paper that will have to be recycled 3. Transortation issues 4. security (i have heard of opposition leaders pouring ink into ballot boxes to invalidate all votes) 5. Lots of time to discuss on new, radio and media about who will be winner. (already getting bugged with faster counts and results from electronic voting machines..imagine 17 days of Bush Vs Gore stuff)
Water will cost $100000 a drip when that is done..albeit with current technology.
Ala Simpsons and Family Guy..Is it even as smart as homer Simpson or Peter Griffin?
I am guessing it will definitely not be used to change light bulbs
THANK GOD
You have made my day by suggesting 1000 years from now America won't be governed by George Z. Bush