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  1. FTL technology on Somebody Stole 7 Milliseconds From the Federal Reserve · · Score: 1

    Conclusive evidence for it!

  2. Re:Yes. on Ask Slashdot: Are We Witnessing the Decline of Ubuntu? · · Score: 5, Informative

    (like when accidentally launching an application with meta+number)

    HOLY SHIT.

    Mystery solved. I've been dealing with that weird crap forever without realizing what keys I accidentally hit.

  3. Re:Yes. on Ask Slashdot: Are We Witnessing the Decline of Ubuntu? · · Score: 1

    making incredibly unpopular design changes without giving people any real option to do things their own way

    And everyone knows that's no way to build and hold on to a 90% market share. :P

  4. Re:Now? on Ask Slashdot: Are We Witnessing the Decline of Ubuntu? · · Score: 2

    (Ironically, I'm writing this on my Ubuntu laptop because Debian can't get over its non-free phobia long enough to install any functioning wifi/graphics drivers. But at least I managed to replace Unity.)

  5. Now? on Ask Slashdot: Are We Witnessing the Decline of Ubuntu? · · Score: 1

    Unity for the desktop was introduced back in fucking 2011.

  6. Those poor car dealers on Car Dealers Complain To DMV About Tesla's Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just trying to make an honest livi---

    wait

  7. Re:I assumed it'd be shut down on NSA Posts Opening For "Civil Liberties & Privacy Officer" · · Score: 2

    Hahaha.

    Sure. The magical unicorn of freedom and democracy shut it all down. ;)

  8. Thank god on Letter to "Extended Family" Assures That NSA Will "Weather This Storm" · · Score: 1

    reassure them that the NSA is not really an abusive and unchecked spying agency engaged in illegal activity.

    I am so reassured now.

  9. A 2014 suburban filled with SD cards on Never Underestimate the Bandwidth of a Suburban Filled With MicroSD Cards · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assuming 2500kg for the car, 0.0005kg per cards, $50000 for the car and $50 per card:

    Not only a bandwidth of 68Tbps, but a mass of 12 metric tons (4.8 empty cars).

    Also a market value of $0.96B, or the equivalent of 19,141 new cars, plus one car with a broken suspension.

  10. Status of the gun control debate: on Student Arrested For Using Phone App To 'Shoot' Classmates · · Score: 1

    1) Use a phone to simulate shooting someone: Get arrested
    2) Buy a gun that can actually shoot someone: A-okay!

    'merica.

  11. Re:By my calculation on It Takes 2.99 Gigajoules To Vaporize a Human Body · · Score: 1

    *2.47 seconds. I somehow remembered it as 2.21 gigawatts.

  12. By my calculation on It Takes 2.99 Gigajoules To Vaporize a Human Body · · Score: 1

    That means a fully equipped DeLorean could vaporize you in 1.35 seconds of time travel.

  13. Would they backdoor themselves? on Ask Slashdot: Can We Still Trust FIPS? · · Score: 1

    As long as they were confident the backdoor remained unusable by anyone else, sure.

  14. Re:...what the fuck on SSD Failure Temporarily Halts Linux 3.12 Kernel Work · · Score: 1

    (And I swear I meant to type kernel back there.)

  15. ...what the fuck on SSD Failure Temporarily Halts Linux 3.12 Kernel Work · · Score: 1

    I know I'm less than careful about backups myself, and only push an incremental backup to cloud storage about once a week, but then again my laptop is not a single point of failure for the development of the largest operating system in the world.

    (As for desktop machines, it's pretty trivial to set up a RAID-1 and not have to rely on periodic backups at all.)

  16. Re:Incredible on John Gilmore Analyzes NSA Obstruction of Crypto In IPSEC · · Score: 1

    (come on! Vigenèry! Anyone? ...I'll see myself out.)

  17. Incredible on John Gilmore Analyzes NSA Obstruction of Crypto In IPSEC · · Score: 1

    that basically XOR'd each voice packet with the same bit string!

    What a genius idea; it must have been thought up by a true vigenèry.

  18. Re:Other than a few uber nerds on Most Tor Keys May Be Vulnerable To NSA Cracking · · Score: 1

    (Man, if someone wants to know their christmas presents badly enough to crack 1024-bit RSA, just let them.)

  19. Possibilities on US Intercepts Iranian Order For Attack On US Embassy In Iraq · · Score: 1

    1. It was an authentic, secret order.
    2. Iran deliberately let that message get intercepted (either to discourage an attack or to goad the US into striking).
    3. Some other nation planted the message (same as above, or to increase tensions between the US and Iran).
    4. The US made it up to get domestic support (either for a strike against Syria, or a future war with Iran).

  20. Re:Wait... on Would You Tell People How To Crack Your Software? · · Score: 1

    Oh, never mind, these instructions are intended to demonstrate how easy it is to make pirated versions with malware in them, thus discouraging people from downloading them.

    Yeah, that's not going to work. The average user of cracked software is less security-conscious than a chipmunk. Appealing to their paranoia is a hopeless endeavor.

  21. Wait... on Would You Tell People How To Crack Your Software? · · Score: 1

    Won't these backdoors and malware exploits hurt his paying customers too?

  22. Cutting edge encrypted email service? on Kim Dotcom Resigns From Mega To Fight Extradition, Run For Office · · Score: 1

    It's called PGP / GnuPG.

  23. I made one too! on New Keyboard Accessory Shocks Users When They Try To Go On Facebook · · Score: 4, Funny

    It shocks me whenever I waste time on Slashdaaarrrrgh

  24. Re:My god, what has science wrought??? on This Satellite Could Be Beaming Solar Power Down From Space By 2025 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moon, Death Star, whichever.

  25. Re:Way to sensationalize on Online Games a 'Playground' For Organized Crime · · Score: 1

    Pretty much REAMDE.

    (Apparently, Fox is going to adapt that as a TV series. Not sure if it'll be any good, but if it is, it'll probably get canceled early.)

    (No, I'm not still bitter about Firefly, why.)