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Never Underestimate the Bandwidth of a Suburban Filled With MicroSD Cards

toygeek writes "If you've been in IT long enough, you're bound to have heard the phrase 'Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.' These days moving data has become so much easier; We've surpassed baud rates and are into Gbps fiber on the backbones, and even in some homes. So, what's the modern equivalent to this, and what does it take to make the OC fiber connections cringe? Follow along as we theoretically stuff MicroSD cards into a Chevy Suburban and see what happens, and take sneakernet to a whole new level."

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  1. Jet full of CDs by YttriumOxide · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In my high-school days, we talked about a 747 full of CDs...

    I think it may have something to do with growing up on an isolated island nation... there's not many useful places a station-wagon will go.

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    1. Re:Jet full of CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iceland? New Zealand? Do tell.

    2. Re:Jet full of CDs by JavaBear · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do recall a story about Maersk moving their data centre from the US to Denmark, using one of their planes as a carrier, filled with harddisks.

    3. Re:Jet full of CDs by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2

      Iceland? New Zealand? Do tell.

      Got it on the 2nd guess - New Zealand.

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    4. Re:Jet full of CDs by rossdee · · Score: 2

      How about a rollon-rolloff cargo ship? Or a supertanker? The bulk of the worlds commodities are still transported by sea (even to and from the most isolated of nations like NZ.
      The limitation of a 747 would be the weight it could carry, rather than volume (microSD cards sink so they are heavier than water.

      Do you think Dean Barker can finnally win a race this afternoon (I guess its morning over there in Godzone)

    5. Re:Jet full of CDs by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      .... CDs....

      Kids these days.

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    6. Re:Jet full of CDs by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      .... CDs....

      Kids these days.

      I was in high-school in the 90s... I'm 34 now. Not yet old, but hardly a kid!

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    7. Re:Jet full of CDs by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The limitation of a 747 would be the weight it could carry

      I was a bit surprised a while back to find out that 747s used to have up to a ton and a half of depleted uranium in the tail just as a counterweight. Even though there are bigger planes and they just don't compare to ships they can still carry a lot.
      How many TB/ton can microSD cards fit anyway :)

    8. Re:Jet full of CDs by F34nor · · Score: 1, Informative

      The real fucking quote is...

      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. —Tanenbaum, Andrew S. (1989)

    9. Re:Jet full of CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      microSDs are much more comfortable to smuggle into prisons than CDs. I wonder how many TB the average rectum can hold?

    10. Re: Jet full of CDs by jbo5112 · · Score: 1

      .... CDs....

      Old people and their ancient technology ways...

    11. Re: Jet full of CDs by Misterfixit · · Score: 0

      Well in MY day it was "how many thousand card deck trays could you carry to the Job Entry Window before dropping them as you trip over your feet and you forgot to use the "auto number increment key" on the key punch machine so you could put them back in numerical order before the manager's snitches told on you.

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    12. Re:Jet full of CDs by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      there's not many useful places a station-wagon will go.

      It will go right through a Toyota Prius and keep right on going. The vintage 70s gas dinosaur station wagon isn't a favorite at the demolition derby for nothing you know.

    13. Re:Jet full of CDs by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Problem with an Ro-Ro is that though the bandwidth goes through the roof, latency becomes a bit of an issue :-)

    14. Re:Jet full of CDs by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Either way, it's harder for the NSA to look at your data than sending it over the Internet. Not impossible, just harder and more obvious.

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    15. Re:Jet full of CDs by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      How about a rollon-rolloff cargo ship? Or a supertanker? The bulk of the worlds commodities are still transported by sea (even to and from the most isolated of nations like NZ.
      The limitation of a 747 would be the weight it could carry, rather than volume (microSD cards sink so they are heavier than water.

      The latency goes up significantly though. The example is LA to New York, a 4 day trip by vehicle or so. Going by boat means going through the Panama Canal, and sea shipping generally is slow enough that you're looking at a month or two (or more) to make the trip.

      Sea shipments of consumer goods typically takes a couple of months - and it's slow enough that usually it's best to go between ports, and finish the shipping by land.

      In other words, screw the ship. Take a train - far more efficient energy wise and they can hold a heck of a lot of SUVs. And quicker too - probably take a week or so go to from LA to New York.

  2. This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster* than reading over a network. Hence, transferring data via sneakernet was quicker, inclusive of the read-write times.

    Now, with multi-gigabit pipes making up the networks, data can be written, pushed, and read again, all at much higher bitrates than reading any storage medium. It's the read-write to physical medium that are the bottleneck with the sneakernet now.

    1. Re:This is pointless by hjf · · Score: 1, Insightful

      RTFA, AC.

    2. Re:This is pointless by jc42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's the read-write to physical medium that are the bottleneck with the sneakernet now.

      Yeah, but it's competing with high-speed networks that are crippled by the ISPs at both ends using a single fibre to feed an entire neighborhood, and intentionally slowing the speed at the customer's site to a crawl unless you pay an exorbitant rate for a higher speed (which is then unused 99% of the time, and doesn't deliver if 2 or 3 others in your neighborhood are using high speed at the same time).

      It's not surprising that vehicle+SD card could outperform such a network. The ping times can be rather long, though.

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    3. Re:This is pointless by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now, with multi-gigabit pipes making up the networks, data can be written, pushed, and read again, all at much higher bitrates than reading any storage medium. It's the read-write to physical medium that are the bottleneck with the sneakernet now.

      TFA says that they have 19 million SD cards. If each one is a mid-range 6 megabyte per second speed and we access them all in parallel, that gives 912 terabit per second potential max bandwidth, which almost certainly exceeds any network you're thinking about.

    4. Re:This is pointless by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Informative

      Now, with multi-gigabit pipes making up the networks, data can be written, pushed, and read again, all at much higher bitrates than reading any storage medium. It's the read-write to physical medium that are the bottleneck with the sneakernet now.

      TFA says that they have 19 million SD cards. If each one is a mid-range 6 megabyte per second speed and we access them all in parallel, that gives 912 terabit per second potential max bandwidth, which almost certainly exceeds any network you're thinking about.

      19M card readers (or slots or whatever) probably isn't even necessary.. I'm sure working in rotation you'd have a steady stream of cards whose data was fully read before other cards are even unpacked. I believe the optimal number of card readers would be (time to read) / (time to unpack).

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    5. Re:This is pointless by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      > The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster* than reading over a network.

      Reading from tape is still faster than reading from a network.

      Locally attached storage is always going to be faster. For large amounts of data, it will likely always be the case that a courier with a hard drive will move the data faster than a network.

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    6. Re:This is pointless by HockeyPuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but it's competing with high-speed networks that are crippled by the ISPs at both ends using a single fibre to feed an entire neighborhood, and intentionally slowing the speed at the customer's site to a crawl unless you pay an exorbitant rate for a higher speed (which is then unused 99% of the time, and doesn't deliver if 2 or 3 others in your neighborhood are using high speed at the same time).

      Last I checked an OC-768, as referenced in the article, isn't going to be crippled by the ISP.

      Maybe it's time for you to realize that your uber-ultimate-epic-extreme bandwidth package from your ISP isn't really that fast compared to say what's in the article...

    7. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 2, Informative

      "That would take far more time than the actual trip itself, but we're not counting it because the original saying "Never Underestimate the Bandwidth of a Station Wagon Filled with Backup Tapes" didn't count it either."

      The AC actually had something to say. That is rare and should be encouraged, not discouraged. He specifically pointed out why it wasn't considered ("The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster* than reading over a network. Hence, transferring data via sneakernet was quicker, inclusive of the read-write times.", assuming it wasn't considered, which is a poor assumption backed by zero evidence, clearly made to try to lend credibility to a worthless idea and point.

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    8. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      vehicle+SD cards can't out-perform even a slow connection. They "conveniently" ignored reality to arrive at their numbers. Not only do all those SD cards have to be filled with data prior to transmit and have the data pulled off on the other end, they would have to be done so in a specific order. There would at the very least have to be data duplication and error correction. They didn't calculate that overhead either. He should have stuck with tape, which has much better bit density and read/write speeds.

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    9. Re:This is pointless by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that an OC-768 is kind of an old standard in the days of relatively cheap 100gb connections and even 8tb/s over a single fiber.

    10. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "vehicle+SD cards can't out-perform even a slow connection. "

      and someone forgot to flag this submission as 'stupid'.

    11. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yup... Consider I can buy a 4U server chassis that holds 72 3.5 inch 4TB disks, with 256TB usable space if I formed each server into 4 18-disk RAID-6 arrays. I wonder how many of these I can fit into a Suburban's cargo hold...

      Since they're already in the preferred format for use, I just have to rack them and plug in their 10 Gb ethernet ports once they arrive at the destination. Assuming the LAN has been prepared with the same internal addressing scheme, I can boot them all up and have instant storage cluster back online, supporting parallel I/O just as it did before it went on its road trip.

    12. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 1

      And you're ignoring that the cards can be written and read in parallel with a simple metadata header to allow re-ordering at the receiving end.

    13. Re:This is pointless by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I do not know about that. You can hook an eternal storage medium up to USB 3 or SATA whatever and get internal hard-drive range speeds.

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    14. Re:This is pointless by icebike · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, actually not a poor assumption, considering that TFA also indicates that much data is 398,772 3TB hard drives and, moving that much data onto or off of that many drives isn't something that even Google can do in the time period measured. They discounted read-and write times on both media types.

      (Although they make no allowance for handling). Its a fun mind game, but as usual a pointless exercise.
      The Microsd cards will cost you $855 million dollars, and probably consume the entire production of 64gb cards for a year.

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    15. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm not ignoring that at all. Go ahead and write up a proposal for the specialized hardware as well as the software spec, and the budget for developing the system you allude to, and get back to me when you have the system designed, implemented and tested. I'll let you know how much data I have transferred over the net during that time and we can compare throughput and cost.

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    16. Re:This is pointless by bored · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is true for something like SD, but modern tape drives can do well over 500MB/sec in compressed streaming mode, and have native uncompressed capacities of 8.5TB.

      That means that even with a midrange tape library with 56 drives, your talking a read/write bandwidth of 27GB/sec (aka 1/3 Tbit/sec). Tape bandwidth scales linearly with the number of drives in the library, and things like the the SL8500 from STK can support up to 640 drives.

      It still faster if you have a PB of data you need shipped from NY to LA to write it to tape, put it on a plane and read it back in LA. Plus, it all fits nicely into a big suitcase. Furthermore, even for smaller amounts of data (say 10-20TB a day) the cost of a tape drive and an next day delivery is going to be significantly less than the Gbit/sec or so of bandwidth required to ship a similar amount of data in most places in the US.

    17. Re:This is pointless by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      vehicle+SD cards can't out-perform even a slow connection.

      For some non-arbitrary definition of "slow connection." It absolutely could outperform 56.6k dial-up (which still exists and definitely counts as a slow connection).

      Although I'm not sure why TFA chose SD cards, those are pretty much the worst means of bulk data transfer.

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    18. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 2

      Why in the world should I do all that for a simple thought exercise? Just to make you feel better?

      If I had an actual need, I would actually do the work. But if you like, you can go ahead and do a formal estimation of how long it might take me to do that, then rent yourself an OC-768 and see how much data you can actually cram down it. Don't forget to count the time it takes to get the contract negotiated and to get the people actually onsite to terminate the connection.

      We'll be waiting for your report.

    19. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Why in the world should I do all that for a simple thought exercise? Just to make you feel better?"

      To participate in a thought exercise you have to put actual thought into it.

      "Don't forget to count the time it takes to get the contract negotiated and to get the people actually onsite to terminate the connection."

      You don't seem to understand the difference between a capability that actually exists currently and one that doesn't. By your logic anything you can imagine is already possible. OC-768 already exists. Your mythical machine is like your ability to be logical; it doesn't.

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    20. Re: This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Multi-gigabit... Just multi?? That's _nothing_ to a tape drive.

      You don't get it, modern tape drives are connected to very fast storage networks and they are the easiest, most efficient way to saturate said networks. Bulk linear IO, that's what they are designed for. The problem with tape drives is nothing else keeps up.

      ONE LTO4 drive from a few years ago pushes 120 MB/s - uncompressed. Decompression happens at the device so the transfer speeds typically range from there to twice or better. Those are old already...

    21. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 2

      You seem to want me to actually build one (since you demanded testing), so I want you to actually build one. Now MUSH!

    22. Re:This is pointless by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      And you're ignoring that the cards can be written and read in parallel with a simple metadata header to allow re-ordering at the receiving end.

      Are you including the time required for the NSA to make their copies?

      What, you actually thought that ICE/TSA/DHS/Border Patrol roadside checkpoints were looking for illegal aliens?

      Strat

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    23. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Actually, I really just wanted you to use some reasonable level of intelligence and stop babbling like an idiot, but I can see quite clearly now that it isn't going to happen.

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    24. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 0

      I see, you're not just unreasonable, you're a shitstain on the underwear of humanity. Gotcha!

    25. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Just admit that you're a walking waste of carbon and get on with your pitiful life.

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    26. Re:This is pointless by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1, Informative

      It was probably chosen for data density per volume.

    27. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in the world should I do all that for a simple thought exercise?

      Because it's a thought exercise, not a thought eh I would get up and get myself another beer but that would mean leaving the couch.

    28. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Specialized hardware?!?!? Are you daft? What specialized hardware is needed beyond a device that could write to SD cards(like, say, a computer)? And in case you forget, this whole scenario supposes that the organization already has many computers on hand.

      The software might take an hour at most to cobble together and test. Or you could even use something akin to Mondo Rescue which can break the data up into appropriate sizes, move it to your SD card's filesystem, etc. and making a change in the software that could do that in parallel would be trivial. I can think of several possibilities. It seems you're just being unnecessarily obstructionist in your challenges.

    29. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Specialized hardware?!?!? Are you daft? What specialized hardware is needed beyond a device that could write to SD cards(like, say, a computer)?

      I must be daft. Go ahead and point me to the SD Card writers that write to multiple cards, in parallel, but with different data streams for each card. Also, if you could point me to the section in the Linux Kernel that has the device driver so I can begin to make your Mondo Rescue option work that would be great too! I can't wait for your wise and informed assistance on this matter!

      "The software might take an hour at most to cobble together and test. "

      So you are saying you don't have the ability to write professional level code. Indeed, you likely can't code at all. Hint: Before you give a time estimate you need to actually understand the problem. As you can now see, you don't.

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    30. Re:This is pointless by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The bottle neck would also be to fill up those microSD cards and putting them in the suburban then reading them all back again. You'd need many computers writing the SDs in parallel with a team of interns collecting them as fast as they fill up.

      Might be simpler to just buy the same number of hard drives as you're trying to copy, copy over onto them (faster than the external USB speeds for sure), then transport the hard drives instead of the microSDs. The advantage is that they store much more easily, they're harder to lose, easier to label and organize, are faster to read and write from, and are vastly less expensive.

    31. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aaaaand douchebag alert.

    32. Re:This is pointless by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The big reason for the comparison has always been cost. Comparing the cost of shifting that data via the internet, versus the cost of putting it on storage and flying with it to the destination. The argument being we are getting seriously ripped off with data transmission charges across the board when it is cheaper to carry data via sneaker net.

      Of course that doesn't even touch the best function of a 64GB micros SD card, boot from SD card rather than built in storage. 64 GB all in something the size of a thumb nail, that allows you to turn in PC into a whole new and separate device via boot from option in BIOS. This allowing you to create a Public PC (boot from disk) and a Private PC (boot from device) and never the twain shall meet. Serious application and storage capacity readily concealed in the tiniest of crevices.

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    33. Re:This is pointless by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "You can hook an eternal storage medium up to USB 3 or SATA"

      Buh! don't drink the cool-aid from storage vendors... their MTBF are not *that* high.

    34. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 1

      When you get to implemented and tested, it is no longer a thought experiment, now is it?

    35. Re:This is pointless by sjames · · Score: 1

      What's that smell? And the farty noises?

    36. Re:This is pointless by Vhann · · Score: 1

      RTFA, AC.

      Dude.

      19,141,092 MicroSD cards will fit in a 2014 Chevy Suburban

      19M SD cards. Let's be crazy and say you can insert an SD card, read all its content and remove it in 10 seconds (which is *highly* optimistic at 64Gb per SD card). You are looking at 190M seconds just to read which translates to over 6 years! Let's be even crazier and suppose that writing takes the same time and we're now at over 12 years.

      That read and write time does lower the "New York to Los Angeles" bandwidth significantly (even more so if we use realistic read and write times).

      I guess it depends on what you want to do (backups might fit not so badly in this scheme maybe?) and sneakernet might have uses, but AC makes a valid point.

    37. Re:This is pointless by Vhann · · Score: 1

      After a quick calculation, for an optimistic 12 years, you are actually looking at 3 Gbps so yeah, not that great.

    38. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's late and I just got in from a wedding reception so I'm a little tipsy but what does Mean Time Between Failures have to do with HDD speeds in an external enclosure?

      Unless you meant the usual box crap about USB 3.0 being "400x" faster than USB 2.0 which misleads consumers into thinking the drive itself is faster but meanwhile it's still the same old 5400 rpm junker inside. to use a Slashdot car analogy:

      Bus speed = road

      HDD (or SDD) = car

      If you take a Model T (5400 rpm HDD) on a gravel road (USB 2.0), the car may be capable of 45 mph but the condition of the road limits it to 15-20 mph. If you take the same Model T on a modern highway (USB 3.0), it can reach its top speed of 45 mph but now the car is the limiting factor. Same thing if you take a new Corvette (SSD) on a gravel road vs. paved highway.

      I may have gotten the above a bit wrong but my brain is swimming in rye & coke so a little slack please.

    39. Re: This is pointless by jbo5112 · · Score: 1

      Facebook is a lot more open than Google about their hardware, so I will use them. Facebook has a hadoop cluster that holds 250+ PB and a cluster for pics/video that holds 100+ PB. That puts them at having 80,000+ drives. Based on average write speeds from Tom's Hardware Guide, it would take under 6 hours to fill a 3TB drive, and Facebook needs at most 5 batches. 30 hours is within the time period mentioned, and at 70 hours instead of 40, is still slightly faster (assuming the microSD was the original data location and didn't need to be copied there).

      However, the article neglects both 100GB Ethernet and bonded ports, making this still useless.

    40. Re:This is pointless by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "You can hook an *eternal* storage..."

      WHOOOSHHH!!!

    41. Re:This is pointless by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Company (A) has over 10k desktop computers per location - 3 locations possited. Each computer is equiped with a Common MicroSD reader/writer. Ergo 30K MicroSD cards can be read/written to at a time. Does this answer your bitch fest? Hell Yea. Might cost a bit of money to implement but could be done seeing as how due to quantities involved, costs would be fairly low for the Micro SD Readers.

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    42. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      " Does this answer your bitch fest?"

      How do the 10k computers communicate without using a network?

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    43. Re:This is pointless by palion · · Score: 1

      Political statement?

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    44. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, actually not a poor assumption, considering that TFA also indicates that much data is 398,772 3TB hard drives and, moving that much data onto or off of that many drives isn't something that even Google can do in the time period measured. They discounted read-and write times on both media types.

      (Although they make no allowance for handling). Its a fun mind game, but as usual a pointless exercise. The Microsd cards will cost you $855 million dollars, and probably consume the entire production of 64gb cards for a year.

      they also make no allowance for the time it takes to get access to the data not just receive drives but hooking them up etc, slows it down but admit it is still fast

    45. Re:This is pointless by dywolf · · Score: 1

      It includes trip time.
      It occurred because a backhoe broke a data cable.

      The 1970s "old joke" referred to above was told to this poster in the NASA / Jet Propulstion Lab cafeteria in about 1975-1976. He worked in the Digital Maintenance group in the JPL Space Flight Operations Center from 1974 to 1978. The story / joke was a classic regularly used at JPL to explain ping time, and differentiate bandwidth from latency (and, by the way, the need to document where your cables ran, and that you needed to distribute your data circuits across multiple cables in different trenches - or somehow via multiple paths).

              The NASA Deep Space Network tracking station at Goldstone is just outside of Fort Irwin, just east of Barstow, California. When you leave the highway you have to go through Fort Irwin to get to any of the Goldstone facilities. Depending on the highway route taken, and which Deep Space Network dish at Goldstone you are driving to (or starting from) it was about 160-185 miles (255-298 km) from JPL. At freeway speeds (65 mph, about 100 km/h) it was a minimum of three-and-a-half hours, usually four, and frequently more, depending on the traffic. If you ignored the speed limit while out in the desert (risky) you could get closer to three and-a-half hours. This distance and speed also explained how the "ping time" was 7 to 8 hours. Several of the freeways now in existence were not there then.

              At the time (early 1970s), the data links from JPL to Goldstone ranged from as low as 1200 and 2400 bps (several of each) to 9600 bps (one or two). The 9-track magnetic tapes of the day recorded at a maximum density of 6250 bits per inch (but some older drives were limited to 800 or 1600 bits per inch). The tape reels were made in different sizes, the largest held about 2400 feet of tape, but due to the data being written in records, with gaps between the records, the maximum data capacity of a 2400 foot reel, blocked at 32,767 bytes per record and recorded at 6250 BPI was 170 megabytes per reel.[14]

              As the story that your contributor heard went, one day a plumbing contractor's backhoe dug up and broke the underground cable that carried ALL of the JPL-to-Goldstone data and voice lines through Fort Irwin, and it would take at least a day, maybe longer, to repair. So someone was designated to drive two boxes of 12 reels each of magnetic tape down to JPL, and quickly. The first available vehicle was a white NASA station wagon. Hence the punch line: "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of magnetic tapes hurtling down the highway".

              Rounding off the numbers, twenty-four reels of tape at 170 megabytes each is 4080 megabytes. Three and a half hours is 210 minutes. 4080 megabytes divided by 210 works out to about 19.4 megabytes per minute, or 32.3 kilobytes per second (258.4kilobits per second) - over 100 times faster than a 2400 bps data circuit of the time. Note that the incident above involved only 24 reels - which didn't come anywhere near filling the station wagon, in fact the two boxes of tapes didn't even fill the front passenger seat. (as an aside, a station wagon is known as an estate car or estate in other parts of the world).

              Incidentally, that conversation was the first time your contributor ever heard the term backhoe fade used to describe accidental massive damage to an underground cable (compare it to the term rain fade used to describe a fade-out of a point-to-point microwave radio path due to the absorptive effect of water in the air). [15]

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    46. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      For some reason there is a lot of posting of non-sense today. What is ""it"? In other words, what the hell are you talking about? Next time, try communicating complete thoughts; that may help.

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    47. Re:This is pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    48. Re:This is pointless by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Allow me to return the favor!

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  3. Common sense almost prevails by jlf278 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article: "A MicroSD card is only .1 cubic inches, so if all things were equal you could stuff 100 64gb cards into a cubic inch of space! But, that does not seem realistic. In fact it doesn't even seem remotely possible." Perhaps that's because 1 cubic inch = 10 * 0.1 cubic inches and not 100 * 0.1 cubic inches.

    1. Re:Common sense almost prevails by jlf278 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ah, their mistake was the MicroSD card is only 0.01 cubic inches.

    2. Re:Common sense almost prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You beat me to that one :(

    3. Re:Common sense almost prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A micro SD card is much smaller than 0.1 cubic inches. It's about a quarter of square inch in area, and about 1/30 inch thick, so around 0.01 cubic inches. His math is roughly correct despite the typo.

    4. Re:Common sense almost prevails by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      They got confused by microSD cards not being one millionth the size of an SD card. Damned misleading names.

    5. Re:Common sense almost prevails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ah, their mistake was the MicroSD card is only 0.01 cubic inches.

      Did you really think a MicroSD was 1/10 of a cube inch? Their mistake was obviously a typo. Your mistake was not noticing it and assuming it was some other kind of mistake. Additionally you made the mistake of posting about it on Slashdot. It didn't make you look smart, it made you look picky and arrogant, like me.

    6. Re:Common sense almost prevails by toygeek · · Score: 1

      Author of TFA here. I always brace for impact when I post things that have math. I'm horrible at it and all those decimal thingy's mess me up. Thanks for understanding the error!

  4. XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://what-if.xkcd.com/31/
    That is all

    1. Re:XKCD by camperdave · · Score: 1

      http://what-if.xkcd.com/31/ That is all

      Thing is, they are only talking about the internet traffic, not the total data available on the internet. For example, abandoned blogs. There must be loads of blogs that people have started, then abandoned because nobody was reading them, or they moved to facebook, or whatever. Photo sites, parts databases, etc, There must be terabytes of stuff that is never, or rarely accessed. And that's only web pages. What about FTP sites, and others?

      On the other hand, there will be a lot of duplication of data in that Suburban, as well as on the internet. How many times is this post going to be read? How many times is the Miley Cyrus video being downloaded? How many copies of DeCSS are there on the net?

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  5. The bandwidth of a human. by queazocotal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Swallowing capsules containing a terabyte (about 12mm in diameter, and 15mm long of microSDs) is quite plausible.
    You can easily swallow a hundred of these, and it'll come out over the next 2 days.
    100TB/2 days = 600 megabytes a second.

    1. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Something something memory dump.

    2. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, then if the sneakernet is a streakernet then everyone will know they have nothing to hide but everyone will know where they went? Hide the data in plain sight? OK everyone, swallow your pride. Information wants to be FREE!

    3. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're trying to smuggle your own data across the border without it being copied by the NSA (as is routine for entry into the US for CBP to confiscate and make an image of your laptop HDD for NSA), swallowing a MicroSD is not so implausible or impractical.

    4. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Johnny Mnemonic but now days it will need to be like 160TB-320TB or even 160PB to be really big.

    5. Re: The bandwidth of a human. by davidbrit2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've got Crohn's disease, so my ping times are faster.

    6. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by phayes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, right. Border authorities couldn't possibly detain someone on suspicion of smuggling data internally & wait for it to come out like they already do for drug mules. No, no, it could never happen...

      It'd be nice if you wouldn't demean words like "routine" into meaninglessness and stop confusing the NSA with the US customs authorities. Yeah we've all heard of incidents where laptops & drives have been confiscated but this is not a routine occurrence -- If you want to claim otherwise deliver a reliable reference giving the total number of incidents per year (you're the one claiming it's "routine" so it's on you to justify your claim). I'll divide that by the number of border crossings & we'll all have a benchmark on how often it happens per border crossing & just how "routine" it is.

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    7. Re: The bandwidth of a human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Crohns Disease is acting up, and you just lost your head. You jelly of my super leet pings?

      With Crohns Disease, it is like looking through walls! Get yours at your local game store!

    8. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      If you want to claim otherwise deliver a reliable reference giving the total number of incidents per year

      You can argue frequency all you want, but so long as the unconstitutional searches are > 1 *and* well-publicized, the panopticon effect becomes real.

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    9. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      That's why you phsyically carry the random one-time-pad with you; while sending the encrypted data via a different route.

    10. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's cool. no the NSA will never see this. Trust Uncle Sam.

    11. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by Badooleoo · · Score: 0

      So call it Shitnet?

    12. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by phayes · · Score: 1

      Unconstitutional according to whom, exactly? I can't quite recall the Supreme Court deciding that data seizures by Customs are unconstitutional but I'm sure that you'll give a reference.

      Don't bother with any lesser justifications like "my interpretation of the constitution leads me to believe that it's unconstitutional" that's not what you said & blanket references to unconstitutionality can only refer to the USSC. Your analysis, however brilliant it may seem to you holds no weight with others.

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    13. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by phayes · · Score: 1

      That's going to pretty much ensure that customs will have to retain your devices instead of just giving them a scan. Sounds like a great idea!

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    14. Re: The bandwidth of a human. by Iskender · · Score: 1

      Wonderful post. : )

    15. Re:The bandwidth of a human. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      blanket references to unconstitutionality can only refer to the USSC

      They'd like you to think that, but the Bill of Rights was intended to be read and understood by the common man. Go read the Federalist Papers if you don't believe me.

      The 4th Amendment is quite clear in its meaning, and moreover, the Federal Government has no legitimate power other than that delegated to it by the States in its enumerated powers. There are no Constitution free zones or any rights that only apply to "citizens".

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  6. station wagon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kids these days don't know what the fuck a station wagon is

    1. Re:station wagon? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Station wagon? Is that like the paddy wagon?

    2. Re:station wagon? by istartedi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A station wagon is what moms wanted to drive. Whenever somebody says "Americans want SUVs". They're wrong. The SUV is a legal hack to get around fuel economy standards. See? If we build a station wagon with a center of gravity so high that it tips over in the parking lot, it's legally defined as a truck and we don't have to meet the same standards.

      Sorry to get into this, but it's one of my pet peeves. Whenever I hear, "Americans want SUVs" it just grates on my nerves. No we didn't. We wanted station wagons. Mom didn't want to tip the kids over and throw them, her, and the groceries into a ditch. Shortsighted regulators left a loophole in CAFE, and they literally drove a truck through it.

      Now all these kids don't even know what a station wagon is. Sounds about right. It's the vehicle that the mom down the block had. I distinctly remember us piling in there with the neighbor kids on more than one occasion, and she smoked like a chimney. Shotgun! I get to ride up front with Mrs. Potter and yeah, it smells up here but we didn't know nothin'. We didn't wear seatbelts and... well... I know this is survivorship bias talking but... we survived!

      In other words, get your damned SUV off my lawn.

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    3. Re:station wagon? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      Whenever somebody says "Americans want SUVs". They're wrong.

      Men don't like to drive station wagons and women like to feel invulnerable. Tipping over is a lot less likely than hitting or getting hit and women as a group are paranoid that if they don't have the biggest monster on the road, they and their children will be killed by someone else driving the biggest monster on the road who hits them.

      You might argue that if nobody had SUVs then nobody would want them. But that ain't the world we live in. So it is entirely true to say that "American want SUVs" no matter how we arrived at the current state.

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    4. Re:station wagon? by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      The American's that want SUV's want them for themselves, but not for other people. By far the worst drivers on the road are SUV drivers.
      Even worse then that Pravo Jazdy guy in Ireland.

      I'm not for banning SUV's though, just requiring that drivers get a special license. Something stricter then a regular license, but less strict then a CDL.

       

    5. Re:station wagon? by Sorny · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "A station wagon is what moms wanted to drive. Whenever somebody says "Americans want SUVs". They're wrong. The SUV is a legal hack to get around fuel economy standards. See? If we build a station wagon with a center of gravity so high that it tips over in the parking lot, it's legally defined as a truck and we don't have to meet the same standards.

      Sorry to get into this, but it's one of my pet peeves. Whenever I hear, "Americans want SUVs" it just grates on my nerves. No we didn't. We wanted station wagons. Mom didn't want to tip the kids over and throw them, her, and the groceries into a ditch. Shortsighted regulators left a loophole in CAFE, and they literally drove a truck through it.

      Now all these kids don't even know what a station wagon is. Sounds about right. It's the vehicle that the mom down the block had. I distinctly remember us piling in there with the neighbor kids on more than one occasion, and she smoked like a chimney. Shotgun! I get to ride up front with Mrs. Potter and yeah, it smells up here but we didn't know nothin'. We didn't wear seatbelts and... well... I know this is survivorship bias talking but... we survived!

      In other words, get your damned SUV off my lawn."

      This American wants his SUV, not a station wagon.
      I have an SUV instead of a station wagon. Not because I'm a mom (I'm not), and not for grocery getting, but because I live in a place with 4 real seasons and big 4x4 SUVs are handy for getting around for the 2 days it takes the DOT to clear roads after a winter storm. Besides, a car won't pull my snowmobile trailer or the boat.

      That said, I don't use the SUV for daily driving. It's 17 years old and unlike the vast majority of SUVs, is muddy as often as not since it also does go off road. As a 2nd vehicle, it is great. Mine is nowhere near as big as a Suburban (2 door full size Yukon GT), and I sure as hell wouldn't want to load it up with micro SD cards; each one may be tiny, but enough to fill the thing up would have it so grossly overloaded it wouldn't be funny.

      I'll try to keep my SUV off your lawn.

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    6. Re:station wagon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what you want is a Subaru legacy. The you can go on licking that sweat lesbian pussy.

    7. Re:station wagon? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Yes I had a 4WD when I didn't just drive around in a city too, but I think the above poster is writing about the huge number of trucks that never get mud on them of which many are such crap designs that you'd never want to go anywhere near mud with them in the first place. Monster shopping carts built to low safety standards. A van would be cheaper, safer and have more space but the "glamour" of an SUV has hooked them.

    8. Re:station wagon? by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      but because I live in a place with 4 real seasons and big 4x4 SUVs are handy for getting around for the 2 days it takes the DOT to clear roads after a winter storm. Besides, a car won't pull my snowmobile trailer or the boat.

      I live in Chicago. SUVs are not required. A coupe with snow tires can do everything you listed except pull a large boat (yes they make trailer hitches for small cars).

  7. What a lovely idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder where the idea came from? http://what-if.xkcd.com/31/

    1. Re:What a lovely idea by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Probably from the quote referred to in the summary about tapes and station wagons... which predates xkcd by a few decades...

    2. Re: What a lovely idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I remember correctly, the quote was in Tanenbaum's Modern Operating Systems (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0136006639).

      No idea if he came up with it or just quoted it .

  8. Calculations omit one tiny detail by Ygorl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As they point out in the article, the tremendous bandwidth achieved does not include the logistics or time required to initially copy the data onto SD cards, and then back off of the cards upon reaching the destination. Still, beats a flock of parrots trained in Morse code.

    1. Re:Calculations omit one tiny detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This, a thousand times this. The time to transmit data by these means is actually time to write + travel time + write time. A top end SSD seems these days to give up to about 500MB/s read and write. If you ignore travel time thats still only going to give an overall average of 250MB/s. With a few SATA ports you could push that up 4 fold.

      Additionally a vehicle with 4 or more wheels is unlikely to be usefull. Besides the rumour google uses this to get data between data centres, the primary situation i can see this being usefull is between buisnesses in city areas, in which case an SSd or HDD on a push bike or motorcycle courier to get data across the city is probably more useful and realistic.

      Even with that you could go pretty high. say 8 Sata ports at either end, 8 512GB SSDs at 500MB/s read/write plus 30 mins travel time would give 4TB in about an hour. That comes out about 1GBps

      For comparison, a 3TB HDD with a typical 100MB/s read write speed would be taking ~8 hours to write, same again to read. This makes travel time less significant and gives an average of only ~50MBps. In that case youd probably be better off transporting one computer to the other and using a LAN to saturate the read/write speed of the discs to push the average back up to 100MB/s

    2. Re:Calculations omit one tiny detail by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      With a hard drive you don't need to copy it on the other side. All you need to do is plug them into your SAN and they are ready to go. Thus hard drives are probably the most practical way to transfer information in a van if you need to do that (don't forget to make a backup).

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    3. Re:Calculations omit one tiny detail by evilviper · · Score: 1

      does not include the logistics or time required to initially copy the data onto SD cards, and then back off of the cards upon reaching the destination

      The time to read/write the cards is only a couple hours... Not a big impact on the 40 hour trip.

      What's really being omitted is price (many millions of dollars) and latency (if you need one tiny file, you're still left waiting 40 hours).

      The later is the real problem with all of this. Your office in New York probably can't INSTANTLY use all of these petabytes of files when they get them... they probably only need a few gigabytes of files right now, then a few gigabytes more tomorrow, etc., etc. So for a realistic workload, the fiber optic connection is better and "faster", due to the insane latency of driving cross-country.

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  9. Semi Truck Full of HDDs by sanosuke001 · · Score: 2

    I did something similar after a conversation at work using a 53' Semi Trailer and 4TB HDDs.

    Semi = 630" x 94" x 102"
    HDD = 4" x 1" x 5.75"
    Total HDDs = 262628
    Total Storage = 1050512 TB
    Bandwidth from NYC to SF = 55.58 Tbps (42 hours according to google maps)

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    1. Re:Semi Truck Full of HDDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't forget you can put more than a single truck on a highway at once.

    2. Re:Semi Truck Full of HDDs by Bengie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Imagine the TCP transmit window! A single lost packet would wreak havoc on that stream.

    3. Re:Semi Truck Full of HDDs by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      and trucks where I live at least you can have 2 trailers so you could double the bandwidth while maintaing the same latency.

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    4. Re:Semi Truck Full of HDDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except weight is an issue and dramatically reduces the amount they can carry:
      625g * 262628 /1000 /1000 = 164 ton.

      A semi can only carry 22 ton, so it can carry 35000 HDDs, which makes it 140800 TB.

    5. Re:Semi Truck Full of HDDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your semi-trailer won't be going anywhere fast. In fact it will probably collapse. HDDs (even in their enclosure) are quite dense, and you will reach the weight limit of a semi trailer before the volumetric one. I can't be bothered to look up accurate figures, but if you assume 500g per HD, 250,000 of them is 125 tonnes. A truck might manage 20 to 30 tonnes of cargo, so you are *way* overweight.

  10. This old chest nut again by kannibal_klown · · Score: 4, Informative

    Great, you've managed to transfer X terrabytes of data across state lines. I salute you.

    Now... go find this list of files that I need. Also that collection of data that our servers need to process. What, that's going to take you HOW long?

    Yes might be quicker to send the data from point A to point B by just shipping disks... but only for archiving purposes. If you actually need to access the data, then you still have that last mile (or 10') of having to load that data into a system or network.

    Now, if you were shipping a truck load of servers, or maybe a car full of NAS devices that you could just plug into a network and be done with it... then it's not too bad. Then you can start electronically searching the data within minutes, index it, use it for your data-store, whatever.

    But just a car load of disks for non-archival purposes... you're asking for a headache.

    1. Re:This old chest nut again by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      What if added the stipulation that the data must be transferred in a single filesystem. This thing:

      http://www.synology.com/products/product.php?product_name=DS2413%2B

      ...scales up to 96 TB w/ an expansion device and easily fits in a suburban. Using their estimate for travel time from NY to LA that comes to ~0.66 GB/s or ~6.6 Gbps. Fiber beats that by a factor of six. However, since they're standard NAS devices, you should be able to access them to read the data w/o much trouble, and you could probably cram six of them in a suburban.

    2. Re:This old chest nut again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many suburbans can you fit on a round trip from NY to LA? even a couple spaced 1000 miles apart can substantially improve bandwidth.

    3. Re:This old chest nut again by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Use an array enclosure and plug it directly into the system that needs to use it. 8-bay arrays are cheap and plentiful already. You don't have to get into anything "expensive and fancy".

      Even a "car full of disks" is doable if you already have them set up to be plugged in at the destination. Many array enclosures have been built with this in mind for decades now.

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    4. Re:This old chest nut again by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Yes might be quicker to send the data from point A to point B by just shipping disks... but only for archiving purposes."

      I can tell you I recently have had to resort to move hard drives by courier to move virtual machine images between two datacenters... for a telco, no less!

      So you can bet is an option, not only for archiving.

    5. Re:This old chest nut again by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you're talking hard drives while the article is talking Micro SD cards. Hard drives... plug them into a RAC and you're done. I know companies that do the same.

      Secondly, we're talking about scope. A handful of Micro SD cards... even a bread-box worth... isn't too bad. But a station wagon FULL of Micro SD cards.

      The article itself says that's "19 Million Micro SD Cards" Just picture that... manually trying to load 19 Million Micro SD cards into a system. Even if you hired dozens or hundreds of interns and gave them each a bunch of workstations with Micro SD readers... that's going to take a long long long time to load that data into your system.

  11. Blah by Ignacio · · Score: 1

    This is neither news nor does it matter. You should consider changing the site's tagline to "We'll post anything!".

    1. Re: Blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not news. But an important message to the world.

      Now. What would bandwith of a fully loaded cargo airplane be?

  12. They forgot something by davydagger · · Score: 1, Informative

    they forgot the time it takes to transfer data onto the SD cards, remove them, and fill the truck. add another 24 hours

    1. Re:They forgot something by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      Exactly. For most scenarios a high-bandwidth link is not that useful if the latency goes to hell.

      Even for my normal internet usage, I'd rather take a 5Mb/s connection with 2ms latency (to ISP's default GW) than a 100Mb/s connection with 20ms latency.

    2. Re:They forgot something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2ms to your ISP's gateway?! That's horrible! Mine is in low hundreds of microseconds and I can get 200mb/200mb if I could afford it. I did a ping to LA from the other side of the USA at 8pm and was getting less than 0.5ms of jitter on a 2,500 mile trip, or 5k round-trip.

    3. Re:They forgot something by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I agree that even 2ms is quite crappy. The networks can do much better. Personally I have been stuck with DSL connections which seem to always introduce a 20ms overhead. In my current apartment I was lucky enough to get a 12Mbit VDSL2 line, but even this kind of slightly beefier connection does not mitigate that problem. Actually it might even make it worse, especially if we crank the link speed to 100Mbit, as the copper line gets noisier and more error correction is used.

    4. Re:They forgot something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been shown the glory of fiber and it's awesome.

    5. Re:They forgot something by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Exactly. For most scenarios a high-bandwidth link is not that useful if the latency goes to hell.

      No, since most scenarios will be "finish by time X" and not "start at time X".

  13. One word: Latency by elashish14 · · Score: 1

    For real-time gaming, this would be awful. Well, except compared to the average American ISP.

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    1. Re: One word: Latency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you have to wait for the game to be made, then buy it.
      Talk about latency.

  14. Bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since bandwidth is generally measured per second, we'll measure the trip that way too. A 40 hour trip is 144,000 seconds. Now lets measure the bandwidth:

    1,225,029,888 GB in 144,000 seconds = 68057Gbps

    That's the bandwidth if you are using a non-latency aware protocol. There's no reason to wait for the preceding car to arrive before sending the next one, you can pipeline them as the traffic allows. Assuming we can dedicate one lane of highway traffic to this link and the drivers follow the 3 second rule for safety (wouldn't want any ahem..."packet loss") the the bandwidth of the link is
    1,225,029,888 GB / 3s = 408 PetaBytes/s

    That's more porn than the whole Slashdot can consume.

    1. Re:Bandwidth by techprophet · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that we'd have to dedicate a second lane of traffic to pornstars in order to keep up that rate of porn downloads for very long.

    2. Re:Bandwidth by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      "That's more porn than the whole Slashdot can consume."

      Challenge: ACCEPTED!

  15. and this is news for nerds by ksheer · · Score: 0

    and stuff that matters" how exactly??

  16. Unscientific analysis by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    FTA:

    These days you can't really get a good sturdy station wagon, but the modern equivalent seems like it would be the SUV. Since Chevrolet Suburbans have been around for so long, I'm going to pick that.

    Subaru still makes the Legacy station wagon which is sold in the US as the gussied up Outback. That would be a fairer vehicle for comparison. It has 71.3 cu. ft. of space with the seats down vs. the stated 137 cu. ft. of a Suburban so the end result needs to be scaled by 0.52. The stated 68057Gbps bit rate should really be 35390Gbps in a fair evaluation.

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  17. Petabyte tablet by Ken_g6 · · Score: 3, Informative

    In 3001: The Final Odyssey, Arthur C. Clarke wrote about a petabyte tablet as though it were the ultimate storage medium, something humanity finally arrived at after a millennium. In the book it was enough to store the contents of a human brain!

    16,000 or so microSD cards could store a petabyte in roughly a 1-foot by 1-foot by 2-inch space, probably leaving enough room to wire them up as well. Of course, it would cost nearly a million bucks, not counting the hardware necessary to wire it up to be accessed. But, still, I find that very impressive.

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    1. Re:Petabyte tablet by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      I remember reading Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon The Deep. There is one scene where a download is taking a place at several megabytes a second. A great deal of dramatic effect was put on "megabytes". The gigabytes of data that resulted from the download was also given an impossibly dramatic effect.

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    2. Re:Petabyte tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as someone who is all about the technological Singularity, it's ironic that he undershot that value.

      Too bad that we'll run smack into a real energy crisis before we can enter any sort of exponential growth like that. Not to mention we may start needing to find new materials or even new physics to make that sort of curve sustainable over the long term. Even Vinge made use of the idea that the speed of light was faster as you moved away from the galactic center in order to justify the extreme capabilities of the more powerful entities in that book.

    3. Re:Petabyte tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      16,000 or so microSD cards could store a petabyte in roughly a 1-foot by 1-foot by 2-inch space, probably leaving enough room to wire them up as well. Of course, it would cost nearly a million bucks, not counting the hardware necessary to wire it up to be accessed. But, still, I find that very impressive.

      In other words, we're about 2-3 years away from a 1-2TB tablet breaking the $1000 barrier.

      And yet people stream their media instead of archiving their own local copies.

    4. Re:Petabyte tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If that's the scene I'm thinking about, they were trying to pull incredibly valuable data off an ancient computer on a dead planet. Considering its condition, that kind of file recovery speed would make me happy, too.

    5. Re:Petabyte tablet by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      In the book it was enough to store the contents of a human brain! ...
      Of course, it would cost nearly a million bucks

      Let's see, if we run Moore's Law out until this costs $500, that's .... the end of 2029. Curiously enough, exactly the year that Kurzweil has been predicting the singularity for over a decade.

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    6. Re:Petabyte tablet by dbIII · · Score: 1

      "All this technology and it still takes forever to get anywhere."

    7. Re:Petabyte tablet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to SF writers: if you want to write anything describing data or computers in a setting other than very near future, use made up units. Explain it like "the numbers got too big with bytes and flops and stuff, so we switched to a new system".

  18. A 2014 suburban filled with SD cards by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Assuming 2500kg for the car, 0.0005kg per cards, $50000 for the car and $50 per card:

    Not only a bandwidth of 68Tbps, but a mass of 12 metric tons (4.8 empty cars).

    Also a market value of $0.96B, or the equivalent of 19,141 new cars, plus one car with a broken suspension.

    1. Re:A 2014 suburban filled with SD cards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take a look t the fallen of the truck samsung card on ali express 20$ max

  19. am i the only one who remembers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That in the old days, IBM had many facilities North of NYC
    And the hotshots at IBM would discuss how to move data around; various hitech ideas like compression over telex lines
    And what always won was Joe: every friday, he would make the circuit of the facilities, and drive up to the loading dock with his station wagon, and load and unload tapes (reel to reel)

    ???

  20. Forget bandwidth by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    What about round trip latency??  How long does it take me to get my 10GB Full HD video after I've clicked??

    --
    John_Chalisque
    1. Re:Forget bandwidth by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      No need to wonder- there's a place you can actually try it out, today!

      http://www.amazon.com/

  21. math is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [quote: "First we need to find out how big these little guys are, exactly. Wikipedia says that they are 0.59×0.43×0.039 inches. [..]
    A MicroSD card is only .1 cubic inches..."]

    err, i get 0.0098943 cubic inches?

    ["so if all things were equal you could stuff 100 64gb cards into a cubic inch of space!"]

    no. if it were 0.1 cubic inches, it would be 10 per full cubic inch, but if they are 0.001 cubic inches, then it's more like 1000.
    either way it's wrong.
    didn't take the time to check the rest of the article after this, since the author clearly didn't care either..

    btw, it's much easier to calculate these things in metrics ;)

    1. Re: math is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard indeed. Your number rounds to 0.01, and his final approximation is correct.

  22. Lame... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    ... but if they actually DID IT that would be way cool... and a waste of money.

    But it WOULD BE way cool to get a 1970s station wagon and fill it with 1970s-technology backup tapes and drive it across the country.

    Bonus points if the "trek" was widely publicized and made part of a "follow that station wagon online" educational event for kids.

    Don't have enough 1970s-era backup tapes? Simulate it with something of the same dimensions with a micro-SD card taped to it, holding one tape-full of data.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    1. Re:Lame... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      They still make tapes. They just hold terabytes now.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  23. Every generation/place has their version of this by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I first heard it as "truckload of CD-ROMs".

    --
    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  24. Time to load the data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing this does not consider is the time it takes to load the data as well as the time to transfer. With the internet the internet the data you use is consumed almost as you use it.

    The transfer speed of MicroSD is around 800 MB/s. For the 1,225,029,888 GB in the article that would be 435566 Hours to load the data and unload the data at max speed of the MicroSD, not to mention time to load the boxes and swap out the drives themselves.

  25. A MicroSD card is only .1 cubic inches by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    A MicroSD card is only .1 cubic inches, so if all things were equal you could stuff 100 64gb cards into a cubic inch of space!

    Wouldn't that be 10? You know, with the decimal and all that.

    Seriously, off by a factor of 10 is still a lot, no matter what scale you're talking about. Shouldn't someone check this stuff?

    Beyond that, the time to read those things has got to be enormous, MicroSD can only be read at 104 MB/s, how many cards do you need to read in parallel to match a decent backbone link? These are not the days where you can have scores of malnourished workers clambering to sort and connect things for you, like the manual switchboards of old, you cannot assume these 19,141,092 MicroSDs can possibly loaded and read apart through the efforts of hundreds of workers, each taking union mandated work breaks and working no more than 8 hours a day without overtime pay.

    Take 1.9 million SD cards, after reaching your destination, being loaded in parallel into thousands of slots by an army of whatever minimum wage yokels you can find, each card transferring at 104 MB/s and waiting for checksums to determine which cards must be reshipped in the same Chevy Suburban. Compare this to a single DWDM fibre optic link transferring 100 gigabits per second, day and night, unceasingly, unerringly, unquestioningly until every last bit is transmitted, in order and has been acknowledged.

    Sneakernet has gone the way of mercury delay line memory, thermionic valves and punch cards. Storage has not gotten smaller and cars have not gotten slower, so this is the time to celebrate the leap that computer networks have taken.

    --
    When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
  26. Science Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calling something unknown as fact is not science. The theory may be science, but to call the theory fact is religion. I have no problem with macro-evolution, but the beginning of life is a major problem for the theory. Rock + water does not make life. You all suppose that intelligent design is equal to God. That is a jump that defies logic. What is being said is that there is obvious design in the universe. We know that nature does not have the power to design. Therefor something beyond our realm of reality/knowledge must be involved. It could be that there is another force such as gravity that has natural design properties, but then again where did that come from. Our scientific laws state that nothing is eternal in nature. Where was the start? The same issue exists for God, gods etc. So we are talking about an unknown. One last thought here, have you ever looked into the probability of carbon based life existing at all? Have you looked into the intricate ratios that exist in the universe that allow for life to exist on earth at all?

    1. Re:Science Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One last thought here, have you ever looked into the probability of carbon based life existing at all? Have you looked into the intricate ratios that exist in the universe that allow for life to exist on earth at all?

      Suicide is a noble choice, I suggest you consider it.

    2. Re:Science Interesting by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

      Yeah the probability of carbon based life is 100%, just look into a mirror.

  27. Stupid fiddly little things by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    However many cubic inches it is, it's the fundamental problem with this method. The one with the really crucial data on it is bound to find its way under a seat, into an ashtray etc.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  28. Dan already did this, straight ripoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.dansdata.com/gz105.htm

  29. A padded envelope full of flash drives by wren337 · · Score: 1

    We can overnight a padded envelope full of 32GB drives anywhere in the country. That's hard to beat when you need to send a few dozen gigabytes in 12 hours.

  30. read while carrying TBs from datacenter in Scion by raymorris · · Score: 1

    As I read this, I'm on a trip to Houston to retrieve several terabytes of data for Clonebox. At 90 minutes each way, if I bring back 8TB, that's what, 60 Gbps. There's no way I could transfer that data over my cable modem.

  31. In common use by scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geneticists, geographers, astronomers and anyone else familiar with working with incredibly large (multi-terabyte) sized data sets use sneakernet over the internet these days. It's faster, cheaper (you're not leasing a ISP-tier net connection for the times you need the dataset transferred) and offers nominally better error control than TCP/IP.

  32. SneakerNet Lives--Sort of by AF_Cheddar_Head · · Score: 1

    Try doing a DC Promo of a very, very large Active Directory (think Air Force large) to an island with a satellite link of 512K then tell me the SneakerNet is dead.

    Yeah we did the DC Promo on a machine here then sent the disks via the next plane. I think that qualifies as a SneakerNet for today's kids.

  33. Secure Transmission Advantage by tengu1sd · · Score: 1

    Short of an actual man in the middle attack, with rifles and warrants, your information doesn't get mirrored to the NSA's data center. Being able to see your packet in transit means security.

    1. Re:Secure Transmission Advantage by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      The problem with sneakernet solutions is rarely the read/write time at either end. In almost all cases if you're organization is large enough to make use of high capacity circuits, you probably can't control the end-to-end security of your sneakernet for the data transfer any more.

      You may use bonded couriors, but you very likely can't controll such things as bridge failures (rare, but anyone else wonder how much was paid for the cargo in the trucks that were on the I-35W bridge that collapsed August 1, 2007?) natural disasters (consider the number of transport trucks that roll on interstate freeways because of high winds, and compare the number of such incidents with the number of drivers of smaller vehicle accidents) and theft of cargo (how many times have we heard of the wide screen TV that someone is selling at below what should be cost, because it 'fell off the truck'?) I'm not even considering the primary reason that most carriers are bonded, employee theft, as that variety of issue applies whether the employee is of the courior, of your own company.

      --
      You never know...
  34. Bandwidth of tape is terrible by Animats · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, I was involved in the conversion of the Stanford AI lab tape archive to modern media. This involved reading thousands of reels of 1/2" magnetic tape. It was a slow process. Volunteers were loading a tape onto a tape drive every 15 minutes for weeks. After each tape was loaded, its contents were sent over an Internet connection in under a minute. It took much longer to wind through the tapes than to transmit the data.

    The data went to a server farm at IBM Almaden Research, where the file systems were reassembled (these were incremental dump tapes) and text files were converted from the Stanford AI lab's unique character set to Unicode.

    The result was the SAIL DART archive. See the source code for EMACS, the early years.

    1. Re:Bandwidth of tape is terrible by bored · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, I was involved in the conversion of the Stanford AI lab tape archive to modern media. This involved reading thousands of reels of 1/2" magnetic tape. It was a slow process. Volunteers were loading a tape onto a tape drive every 15 minutes for weeks.

      Tape has changed a lot since the early 80's. Modern tape drives can sustain over 500MB/sec compressed each. And they tend to live in automated tape libraries that load and unload the tapes without human intervention. A library like that can do TByte/sec of IO.

  35. Libraries of Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but how many libraries of Congress is that?

  36. we need wearable storage not wearable tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a good idea hiding in the rather silly premise of this story (If you didn't read the comments under the original article, someone calculated that it would take 1500 years to fill the sd cards with data, which puts this slightly in the "impractical" category).

    But why not have plenty of sd storage built into jackets, bags, cars, whatever? A few hundred gigs doesn't cost so much, and if it could be accessed with micro usb cables from any portable device we'd need far less storage on the devices themselves, and have easy access to our stuff wherever we went.

  37. Sneakernet was another one by blahbooboo · · Score: 1

    I think sneaker-net is funny phrase from the days of 10baseT networking being slower than just copying to another media and walking it over. Also used when the stupid networking just wouldn't work...

    1. Re:Sneakernet was another one by pakar · · Score: 1

      10baseT??? .. that's not too long ago... i think of 10base2 when people say things like that...

      Going from 10base2 to 10baseT was heaven.. :)

  38. Go metric by darkob · · Score: 1

    This article clearly shows why you should go metric.

  39. Single tape drives are faster than single HDs by bored · · Score: 1

    Tape drives like T10kD and LTO6 have sustained transfer rates that are individually larger than single (non SSD) hard drives. Combined into tape libraries, they are capable of outrunning the fastest RAID arrays on the market.

    That of course assumes you are using them as a backup/archive medium and streaming data from a RAID to the tape drive rather than trying to use them in random access mode.

  40. Just put them in serial number order. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Otherwise you don't have a chance reading them in the right order when restoring the backup.

    --
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
  41. Dan's Data already did this a few years ago by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 1

    http://www.dansdata.com/gz105.htm

    The capacity of MicroSD cards has improved a bit since then, resulting in a moderate increase in achievable bandwidth; but other than that the analysis is still essentially the same.

  42. Never underestimate the stupidity of Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For posting a story like this

  43. I can't be the only one to see a flaw in this math by Michalson · · Score: 1

    Did no one else immediately think of the weight as soon as the author started talking about filling an SUV with microSD cards? I'm reminded of the saying '100lbs of pillows/feathers is still 100lbs', in reference to how people seem to overlook that very light objects are still heavy if you carry enough of them.

    While the exact weight of each of the 19 million microSD card would vary a nice starting point is about 0.4 grams plus or minus 0.1 based on general specs. That's well over 16,000 lbs or 8 tons of microSD cards in the back of that SUV, which according to the page linked in the article is rated for a payload of only 1580 lbs. To get an idea of how much 8 tons is, that's the weight of a medium sized Caterpillar backhoe.

  44. The modern equivalent is still a car full of tapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With 2.5TB native/6.25TB compressed on an LTO-6, bandwidth has gone up quite a bit since the days of 1.3GB native/2.6GB compressed of a DDS-1 tape.

    All of you people who maintain that hard drives or flash media are "the way" to store data don't have any idea how the real world works. You simply can't beat tape for media cost per TB or reliability. And it's pretty hard to beat it for density (TB/cubic inch). Of course, tape drives aren't particularly cheap, so home users are probably stuck with inferior options.

  45. We've surpassed baud rates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To quote wikipedia:
    Baud is related to but should not be confused with gross bit rate expressed in bit/s.

    Even digital fiber optic systems have a baud rate.

    -mto

    1. Re:We've surpassed baud rates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does it all mean when i can download 3 gflops in less than a parsec but there's nothing worth watching left on netflix.

  46. Sneaker net == privacy. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    You cannot eavesdrop on a station wagon full of SD or even micro-SD cards or sneaker net in general.

    1. Re:Sneaker net == privacy. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You cannot eavesdrop on a station wagon full of SD or even micro-SD cards

      Sure can! Let's get the laser microphone on the window.
      Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? ...

  47. Chevy Suburban? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    You'd get a very large amount of out-of-sequence deliveries and packet loss. Better get a Toyota Hi-Lux or something like that if you want your data to actually arrive in a predictable amount of time.

    --
    I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
    1. Re:Chevy Suburban? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It must be depressing when a work ute known as being a gutless and unreliable piece of crap is considered more reliable than one of the bright stars of Detroit.

  48. Andrew Tanenbaum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please give some credit to Andrew Tanenbaum. "Computer Networks", 2nd chapter.

  49. this snail is pulling a chariots made of dvds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite one was figuring out the data transfer rate of a snail pulling a chariot made of 2 DVDs

  50. More than just dimensions by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    A micro SD card weighs about 0.25 grams, so their calculated 19,141,092 micro-SDs weigh in at 4785 kg. The maximum load of a Chevy Suburban is 2561 pounds (1161kg). Assuming you have a 75kg driver, that lonly leaves 1086 kg for micro-SD cards. So you can only carry about 4,346,596 micro SD cards, less than a quarter of what the authors estimated. The bit capacity is 278 petabytes.

    1. Re:More than just dimensions by pakar · · Score: 1

      How much of the weight is plastic? Deduct that and you might be able to fit a few more in the car...

  51. Wow! Almost as good as the XKCD article! by brentonboy · · Score: 1
  52. Think of one 8GB thumbdrive... by JThaddeus · · Score: 1

    ...and a play ticket to Hong Kong (with transfer to Moscow).

    --
    "Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love." --William Shakespeare ('Love's Labors Lost')
  53. Not gigabit everwhere yet by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster* than reading over a network

    Which is still true between many locations on the planet. The big change is that instead of tapes being used for large volumes you see hard drives being posted around instead. Uploading 2TB via ADSL2 with an upchannel of 256kbps or so would suck immensely, and 10Mbps is still making sending the thing by courier a much more attractive idea.

  54. Still two to four orders of magnitude difference by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster*

    Comparing LTO5 at 140MB/s to ADSL upload speeds shows a considerable difference (close to four orders of magnitude so *considerably faster*). Beyond a certain amount of data you can get a tape delivered and read in long before someone on a suburban network connection could have uploaded it. Increase the volume and eventually everything apart from really good fibre all the way loses.
    Even 10Mbps of HSDSL is roughly two orders of magnitude slower than that 140MB/s tape.

  55. "take sneakernet to a whole new level" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Love it!

    Now the tunnels running from So Cal, Arizo and TX into Mex breaths new life in the an old concept.

    Brillant! :D

  56. Re:I can't be the only one to see a flaw in this m by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Well, I thought f it as well. ctrl-f "weight" brought me to your comment:)

    The other factor is cost. Backup tapes aren't used just because they're small, but because they're cheap. Amazon charges $50 for that SD card (For comparison, you can buy a tape that stores 40 times the amount for $78). That's retail, so bulk buy might be cheaper, but even at half that price, you're pushing a billion US dollars.

    Laying fibre optic cable costs about $200,000 per mile according to the highest estimate. So that's about $550 million for the same journey. Although you'll need a lot of parallel cables, and I have no idea how this breaks down between the cost of cable and the cost of digging trenches. I do think the high bandwidth cable would be a much better investment if you did need to shift all that data.

  57. gaah metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you lost me at converting cubic inches to cubic feet. Do I need to use a calculator to verify that the math is correct?

  58. Consider a calculation error by gedeco · · Score: 1

    When you transfer data from A to B, the needed data is directly accessible in B after the transfer.
    In case of the SD cards, you have to count in also the time you need to plug them in and probably copy them to another media in B.

    Anybody added this to the bandwith calculation?

  59. Did it 32 years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A site I was working on did not have enough computer time free to run an important program so hired the use of some computer time in the Bracknell Weather Center forty miles away. I drove an operator and 13 tapes from the site to Bracknell and back again after the run. The vehicle was a Reliant Supervan II as made famous in "only Fools and Horses" http://www.motorstown.com/images/reliant-regal-supervan-07.jpg

  60. At a price of $861,349,140 by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    At $45/per 64GB card, that's almost a billion dollars!

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  61. Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen! by badasawsomeness · · Score: 1

    I have worked in IT long enough and I have never once heard anyone say that...

  62. What about seek time? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

    19,141,092 MicroSD cards will fit in a 2014 Chevy Suburban. [...] 1.14 EiB

    What about seek time? If I need file #4455256, How do I go through all those 19M cards? You need a lot more infrastructure and SPACE to find something in that huge stack of cards.

  63. time for a new RFC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fill a car full of WiFi enabled SD cards and drive around the city... Sure the latency will really suck but you could have a "packet-size" of up to ~32Gb depending on how much you could upload during the short time the car drove by......

  64. Re:I can't be the only one to see a flaw in this m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fill a 18-weeler with SD cards then... They should be able to handle quite a few tons... And don't cost that much per mile :)

  65. ICBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back at the end of the cold war I thought about buying up a bunch of used ICBMs and setting up a one hour New York to London parcel service. "When it absolutely, positively has to be there right now," for a slogan. The idea would be a 15 minute chopper from Manhattan to an offshore launch, 30 minute sub orbital hop to near London with the payload ejected and parachuted where it could be grabbed by a harrier while the missile splashed into the sea. The the payload could be zipped to downtown to the financial district. Was a nice dream.