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  1. Re:modest proposal on Mpeg 7 To Include Per-Frame Content Identification · · Score: 1

    You're joking, but the media cartels are dead serious. You've pretty much described their utopia.

  2. Re:Target practice? on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 1

    True - according to official sources, though, the debris entered a decaying orbit.

    The current sattelite is high enough to drift to a Lagrange point on its own. Any debris it leaves will probably accumulate there too. Once it's there, it'll remain practically forever thanks to the net zero gravity.

  3. Re:Target practice? on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 1

    Everyone (apart from the Chinese) is very hesitant to gratuitously blow stuff up in orbit, because the debris stays in orbit and makes space missions more dangerous and difficult.

  4. Interference on Geostationary GPS Satellite Galaxy 15 Out of Control · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminded me of this gem from NotAlwaysRight:

    Customer: “I will have you know, son, I am a Gunnery Sergeant. I’ve worked with Hand Operated Radios for years and I’m telling you RIGHT NOWthere is someone standing next to your satellite with a d*** radio and it’s interfering with my signal. I demand you to get out there and tell them to stop.”

    Me: “Far be it from me to ever argue with my clients, but I will have to at this time. I understand that you’re a Gunny Sergeant and that you’ve operated HAM radios for years, but I know my satellite equipment, and it’s not possible for someone to be standing next to my satellite with a radio.”

    Customer: “Oh? Really, smart man? Why is that?”

    Me: “Because our satellites are in outer space."

    Apparently, it is possible for someone to be standing next to your satellite and cause interference, as long as the someone is another satellite. (But it isn't easy to tell them to stop... :P )

  5. Re:Relax on A Call For an Open, Distributed Alternative To Facebook · · Score: 1

    I love that the parent is modded Informative rather than Funny. :D

  6. No way around strict privilege separation on Critical Flaw Found In Virtually All AV Software · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So it seems that relying on runtime checks doesn't just slow the system down, but also is vulnerable to concurrency attacks.

    That may be alarming, but it's not like antivirus software was ever powerful enough to let users shut off their brains when using their computer.

  7. Re:I buy it on 9/11 Made Us Safer, Says Bruce Schneier · · Score: 1

    "I know sir, please don't make it any more ridiculous than it already is"

    Not to worry, that would be impossible.

  8. Re:Drat on Cassandra and Voldemort Benchmarked · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the problem be rather that Voldemort would keep killing child processes randomly?

  9. Re:No Winner on Cassandra and Voldemort Benchmarked · · Score: 1

    > After all it works.

    Since they're abandoning MySQL, apparently their schema didn't work so great...

  10. Re:How stupid must one be? on Games Workshop Sues Warhammer Online Fansite · · Score: 1

    Common Sense department

    Hahahahaha! Good one!

  11. Thank you for illustrating, TSA on TSA Worker Jailed In Body Scan Rage Incident · · Score: 1

    No, the new scanners are absolutely no privacy threat. How could anyone think so?

  12. Irresponsible on Robot With Knives Used In Robotics Injury Study · · Score: 1

    Once a robot has killed, it has a taste for human blood. Your actions will bring about the machine revolution and Judgment Day! You're messing around with forces beyond our control!

  13. A pickup truck full of books on CBSA Reveals Some Laptop Search Info, But Not Much · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. It's a series of tubes.

  14. This is why PDF should be abandoned on Foxit One-Ups Adobe In Blocking PDF Attack Tactics · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is absolutely no excuse for using PDF unless you need the Flashy extra features like forms. As a device-independent printable format, PostScript and DVI are superior as well as devoid of code execution or networking features.

    We've almost taught people not to send Office documents in emails - next step, eradicate PDFs.

  15. Re:Attendence in college? on RFID Checks Student Attendance in Arizona · · Score: 1

    People do that in the States?

    Wow... culture of litigation. :P

  16. At least they're consistent on RFID Checks Student Attendance in Arizona · · Score: 1

    It looks as if Arizona is really on a roll with human rights and privacy right now.

    Well, you know how sometimes students will visit different lectures and swap notes? I predict a growing market for carrying your fellow student's RFID chips with you. Pretty soon they're going to have auditoriums empty but for a single student, even though the lecture was attended by the entire university, as the records will confirm. :P

  17. Keyboard vs. Mouse. on Top 10 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do · · Score: 1

    Yep, that's right, they put down the mouse and turn to the keyboard, wildly bashing at keys while windows pop up, move around and images are zoomed and enhanced. [...] Ditching the mouse does not make anything easier

    Not so. You can manage windows almost entirely by keyboard. For me, Super+Tab pages through windows, Shift+Alt displays them on a wall, Ctrl+Alt+Arrows move between viewports, Ctrl+Shift+Arrows alters opacity, Super+M inverts colors, etc. It's a lot quicker than having to constantly move the right hand between keyboard and mouse. The better a user interface is, the more flexible it will be when it comes to input devices.

  18. Moore's Law on Moore's Law Will Die Without GPUs · · Score: 1

    What the hell does Moore's Law have to do with parallel computing?

    It is concerned with the number of transistors on a single chip. Moore's Law has been dead in practical terms for a while (smaller transistors are too expensive / require too much power and cooling), which is the reason parallel computing is becoming essential in the first place.

    TFA fails computer science history forever.

  19. Black Market on Black Market May Develop For IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How do you secretly buy something that only works, by definition, if the public routing table knows it belongs to you?

  20. Ubuntu 10.10: Maverick McCain? on Next Ubuntu Linux To Be a Maverick · · Score: 1

    No, thanks, I'd rather wait for 11.04.

  21. Re:Wonderful on Church Turns To Facebook To Find Priests · · Score: 1

    Particularly now. :P

  22. Re:Young people on Church Turns To Facebook To Find Priests · · Score: -1, Troll

    Some of the priests have been very busy attracting young people to their priesthood, yes.

  23. Now Officially Back In The Nineties on IE Market Share Falls To Historic Low · · Score: 1, Funny

    Internet Explorer has always been stuck in the nineties. That was the problem, really.

  24. Re:Have you ever wondered on Chains of RFCs and Chains of Laws? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose you're ri---- [lost carrier]

    Long live the GLORIOUS MACHINE REVOLUTION - KILL ALL HU-MANS!

  25. Have you ever wondered on Chains of RFCs and Chains of Laws? · · Score: 1

    Why lawyers are so essential to a legal victory, and are so highly paid? This is why.

    If laws ever became navigable by ordinary people, lawyers would be obsolete - and if machines ever became sentient enough to understand what their users wanted, so would programmers. :P