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  1. CNN gave the questions to Hillary Clinton before a debate. They also recently blackmailed a person for creating a meme they didn't like (who may not have been the original author).

    Since when did accusation turn into conviction? Overnight? This some new retard playbook?

    I think you are RETARDED -- that is an accusation.

    You ARE retarded. That is a conviction (and a fact in this case).

  2. Can say the same of CNN, WaPo, NYT, WSJ. just saying. If the shoe fits buy the other one..

    LOL, wut? You retarded, mate?

    AN established institution of news, decades, some over a century, versus right-wing positive agenda driven rags?

    You made me laugh my ass off with your utter retardation. Thanks.

  3. So the fact that he failed to learn how to use apostrophes properly actually strengthens his argument that the system is defective.

    No. All it does it validate that he was ignorant as a child, and remains so as an adult, for never having educated HIMSELF.

    School is there to teach you how to learn, for life.

    Not give you all the fucking answers.

    Now, if you didn't "get" that in school, then, yes, your education and teachers and support system were fucking shit, but, it wasn't just the teachers fault, nor does it continue to be for your continued ignorance.

  4. Magnetic Gyro Wheel's from the 50's on New Fidget Spinners Are Catching On Fire (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Paddle Ball
    Fidget Cube
    Worry Stone
    Stress Ball

    are reinvented by some millennial.

    News at 11.

  5. First calling a car sharing service was bad enough

    Actually, it WAS a brilliant idea, they just executed it like hamsters.

    A) Call Lyft for ride
    B) Assume, cause you are not stupid, the cops will "follow that car"
    C) Escape area while dipshit cops are distracted
    D) Optionally escape the area and INTO ANOTHER LYFT CAR outside the zone

  6. The Parable of the Broken Window

    Except that "parable" is complete bullshit.

    He admits that the glazer, who NOW HAS 6 FRANCS, is the benefactor here, right?

    So, you telling me that the GLAZER, who now has 6 FRANCS, would NOT?? spend them as the "shop owner who's window was broken"?

    That is "I call bullshit on any logic present here" point #1

    Bullshit point #2: You have ZERO CLUE how EITHER of those with the 6 FRANCS would spend them. Trying to "predict" how that person will use their money is a an exercise in retarded.

  7. Re:You've lost the lawsuit at 'comedian' on 'Coal King' Is Suing John Oliver, Time Warner, and HBO (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Nothing good will come out of this for Murray. For HBO: follow-up segments, viral YouTube posts and millions of dollars in free advertising.

    Dont forget all the lawyers who get fat too. What a brilliant lawsuit -- it made jobs!

    Someone better not tell Trump, he may try to sue all the American people for slander to get lawyers jobs and MAGA!

  8. You didnt get peace, so you went to war? on Putin Claims Russia Proposed a Cyber War Treaty In 2015 But the Obama Admin Ignored Them (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    We decide not to sign and you decide to unleash the beast? Makes sense? lel.

  9. Re:Investments create jobs on Apple CEO Tim Cook Shares His Experience Of Working With President Donald Trump (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I doubt this. It's the typical "trickle down" argument but data doesn't correlate

    Trickle down is now job creation? No. Doubt all you want, doubts are not facts.

    Those two things are not in direct opposition of each other; they can live on their own.

    If Apple, or anyone, decided to spread around the money, there would be jobs created. Fact. Why? Because you cant queue up MORE work and do it with the same amount of LABOR you already have.

    That single piece of logic invalidates any correlation between trickle down, which is a direct result of the top making more money and sharing it with the bottom, versus, the top using their money to invest into other capital building ventures.

    One is direct, the other is not.

  10. This is a serious news item? on Get Real, Microsoft: If the New Surface Pro Is a Laptop, Bundle It With a Type Cover (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    My cover was 50$ and yes I bought it. What is the issue? You dumb? Its optional, cause it is. Where the hell is the definition that a laptop/computer must have a keyboard?

    How about laptops should have a "input device"? Since when are all input devices keyboards?

    This is a serious news item?

  11. These guys all forgot that I can record it on a video camera (which they do in theatres now).

    If the attempt is to block it via a watermark, I can literally record it at a compression that will destroy any "watermarking".

    this is fucking LOL all around.

  12. Re:Nobody wants to be treated like a criminal on US International Tourism Market Share Is Falling Under Trump (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of this has been greatly exaggerated. Having travelled a lot over the past 6 months, I've yet to have a US boarder agent ask for passwords or my phone. I also have not seen it happen to anyone else.

    Does your last name end in Abad or Bashir or Mohamed or Rabbani or Nasir or Alif or Saadeh, etc... ETC ETC ETC...

    Is the color of your skin dark?

    Do you speak with an accent that pisses off an airport security checker?

    If no, then surprise, you are not who America is looking to ban.

  13. So it wont be levied a fine on FCC Won't Punish Stephen Colbert For Controversial Trump Insult (slashdot.org) · · Score: 1

    For speaking with his First Amendment Right. No hate speech, no incitement to riot, why would he be fined for calling an asshole out on his cock sucking events?

  14. That's a liberal lie. Unemployment under Obama was like 40%. It's 4% now under Trump because he saved the world and made America great again. The unemployment numbers were faked up until January 8th.

    This has got to be either the most sarcastic remark on this entire thread, or you are a fucking idiot?

    I think I am trending towards the latter.

  15. Re:Rank reputable sources on Google's Featured Snippets Are Worse Than Fake News (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    If sites like Google and Facebook want to let algorithms decide which information to highlight, they will need to spend more time doing human assisted ranking of various information sources.

    But it isn't google et. al. that are the problem. If the information is shit to begin with, it will only return what you are asking for (the most "relevant" results to your inquiry)

    The problem is the uneducated mass putting in the shitty information laced opinion everywhere top begin with; even a human search engine would have to pick through all that noisy shit pile of ignorance.

  16. When the hell does Freedom Hosting III start up? on Anonymous Takes Down 10,613 Dark Web Portals (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    Because we obviously dont learn the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, ....

  17. Good for the gooser.... on Study Finds Link Between Profanity and Honesty (neurosciencenews.com) · · Score: 1

    Bill Clinton grabbed plenty of pussy in office. But I guess it's ok to do it and lie about it as President?

    So because it was "OK" it still is "OK"?

    If you were upset the first time around, then you need to be upset this time around.

    Or are you to be counted among the groaning mass of Trump hypocrites ?

  18. ITS CALLED EFFORT on Ask Slashdot: What's The Best Place To Suggest New Open Source Software? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So since /. has finally become google search for the entitled, lazy futurist, where can I go to get smei-nerd news without "do my homework" bullshit entries?

  19. Re:There are Pros and Cons on Facebook No Longer Clearly Labels Edited Posts (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    I've thought about this issue over years as I use both /. and Reddit.

    Nice straw?

    Haveing an edit button is not hte issue -- marking edits as EDITED where they are, in context, IS.

    Perhaps a "Reading Comprehension" button would be great for places like Facebook.

  20. Re:Government and NDA's... WTF? on FBI Releases (Redacted) Documents About The San Bernardino iPhone Case (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, the FOIA act does specifically address such things. Perhaps you should read it instead of making shit up.

    I know how to be lawyer'n! I git my degree from cracker jack box, hommie! I is crack case lawyer, bruh!

  21. This is how Clone armies get built...... on FBI Releases (Redacted) Documents About The San Bernardino iPhone Case (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see, NDA is fine, we are fine, everyone is fine... down here -- we're ok... how about you?

  22. I kind of miss the good old days of AOL. Back then you could get the latest and greatest internet connection for only $19.99 a month with no hidden fees and taxes!

    And a swank set of reflective coasters for the holidays aka the spam cds....

  23. Define Conundrum on San Francisco's 58-Story Millennium Tower Seen Sinking From Space (sfgate.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Happy or sad that is was not a Trump Tower?

  24. Re:XCOM : UFO Defense on NASA X-Ray Tech Could Enable Superfast Communication In Deep Space (space.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to bet a lot of monies that at least some of the NASA personnel involved with this plan have played the XCOM games and were overjoyed at being able to find a way to work "XCOM" into something official.

    So, they expect to be sued by 2K?

  25. You can still make up to five comedy reviews a week. Not all is lost.

    Not only that, you can just make endless emails and post 5 per.

    All this does is swap one type of spam for another, and now, Amazon gets to enjoy that extra helping as well when 1 million new accounts suddlenly show up and they have to figure out what is and is not legit.

    Totally smart way to resolve this instead of just making it 100% you can only review shit you buy.