Yes, but if you can't patch up a shuttle correctly, you're going to feel real bad about those abstract solutions for super stellar intergalactic travel now, won't you.
From the link: "What do a rolling skating star and a newly forming star in the universe have in common?"
My punch-line answer: They're both incredibly hot!!!
Of course the AV tools don't block viruses with unkown signatures. To do that you need either
a)Crystal ball or b) An Intrusion Detection System, which is not easy on windows.
Malicious activity is not easy to spot on windows because of crappy monolithic OS design that makes distinctions unclear, and the only thing the AV people can do is be on alert for new viruses, emulate them, produce signatures and update you as necessary. They cannot protect you from a non-generic malicious piece of code if it hasn't yet been written.
So if you want to know why AV tools fail, here's a hint: they run on wind.. nah. My karma matters more than my conscience.
1. Italian scientist finds self alone in room with ancient amber necklace 2. Takes wife's aniversary gift out of pocket and.. 3. Makes up BS story to tell the press 4. Profit
Next week we'll have a story on how Tutenkhamen's stuff was found in Venice, provoking theories that the Egyptians came from Europe and were sold out of it a la columbus & native Americans.
Now instead of having virii that move windows around rapidly(and pwn u), we'll make virii that spin windows around rapidly(and pwn u)! It's worth the wait if you ask me.
Then you've never had an interview with MS. They will request a Word-format C.V. The problem with pdf is that you can't highlight then save the stuff, which means reviewers have to take notes elsewhere, or use hard copies.
I'm a Muslim student of theology (and a SW Eng..go figure) and the article you just linked to only makes a rubbish postulation in the end by reference to a clueless orientalist. He says if we read the words in Syriac (as opposed to Arabic) then the virgins become raisins. Well done Sherlock. If you read it in swahili Muhammad becomes Bill Gates. And if you want a clear cut argument:
"We have revealed it an Arabic Quran, that you may reflect"
God didn't promise raisins to those who fight in his Cause, and he didn't offer absolute happiness in heaven to those who blow themselves up in cafeterias with families inside having breakfast. Thanks for the joke anyway.
mice will take over the world, and will torture us to no end. There is no form of torment we have not yet trued out on the little suckers, and they must have gotten pissed by now.
Even if this madness ensues, the 59 people can sign up with another ISP that understands the internet within a week. They can then launch a blog-campaign or something to put the idiot ISP out of business.
There will always be hundreds of providers that allow all sorts of filesharing. If the ISP goes so far as to defame the users/cause blacklisting in other providers for this issue alone, lawsuits should fly, heads must roll.
Piracy is not always nice, but big brother is so much worse.
You can't have a pimped out airliner in your hangar and still be "not evil". In fact, you can't have a hangar in the first place and retain not-evil status, unless you're a South American drug-lord, in which case you're just badass.
My first name is Ahmed, and parts of my family name contain the word Hamza. Apparently, I'm an effing terrorist. Nice to meet you too. No, no, the pleasure is all mine.
The problem with the list matching scheme is that although it is slightly more effective than unordered pattern matching with name derivations, it still sucks. Those of us who are terrorist have a nasty habit of
a) Having perfectly normal/popular first & family names (Ahmed is like Dave, but more popular) b) Making up nicks to improve their boring names(e.g Abu-Mus'ab) so that they cover the entire range of human nomenclature. c) Not using wiring services under names that are on FBI wanted lists.
So in the end, it's the good guys like me who end up getting screwed. I've always hated Western Union. Now I have a reason to blow them up, or send them hatemail. Or something. But they're already onto me. I know it.
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Yes, but if you can't patch up a shuttle correctly, you're going to feel real bad about those abstract solutions for super stellar intergalactic travel now, won't you.
From the link:
"What do a rolling skating star and a newly forming star in the universe have in common?"
My punch-line answer: They're both incredibly hot!!!
*Sorry*
If the siege gets too hot, Baller will be out with his Furion Chair Battalions, and will settle the matter in seconds. The pen testers are trembling.
Of course the AV tools don't block viruses with unkown signatures. To do that you need either
a)Crystal ball
or
b) An Intrusion Detection System, which is not easy on windows.
Malicious activity is not easy to spot on windows because of crappy monolithic OS design that makes distinctions unclear, and the only thing the AV people can do is be on alert for new viruses, emulate them, produce signatures and update you as necessary. They cannot protect you from a non-generic malicious piece of code if it hasn't yet been written.
So if you want to know why AV tools fail, here's a hint: they run on wind.. nah. My karma matters more than my conscience.
"Spacewalk is the ultimate experience that we've managed to invent as humans"
Ha! Author obviously doesn't own a GeForce 7900GTX, and/or he's never tried pot. There is nothing like pot..
I am going to disable encryption on my network today, and will access my email accounts and send pricate data all over the place.
And for good measure, I'm going to download a pirated 1970's movie. Off-topic? Not really.
You never know who the next guy might be. No wait, it can't get worse.
1. Italian scientist finds self alone in room with ancient amber necklace
2. Takes wife's aniversary gift out of pocket and..
3. Makes up BS story to tell the press
4. Profit
Next week we'll have a story on how Tutenkhamen's stuff was found in Venice, provoking theories that the Egyptians came from Europe and were sold out of it a la columbus & native Americans.
Yes but in that case the Jeeps are all badly named as well, and that can't be right.
Most people on MySpace have so much spyware to begin with that no change was noticed in their daily activity.
Maybe they're just happy to see you.
Ah yes, but think:
Now instead of having virii that move windows around rapidly(and pwn u), we'll make virii that spin windows around rapidly(and pwn u)!
It's worth the wait if you ask me.
You mean legally? Because if you don't then...oops! They already are!
Then you've never had an interview with MS. They will request a Word-format C.V. The problem with pdf is that you can't highlight then save the stuff, which means reviewers have to take notes elsewhere, or use hard copies.
there is a big difference between "you MAY die this week" and "you ARE to die this week"
Not in the mafia. In fact, the former may be more threatening.
What?
I'm a Muslim student of theology (and a SW Eng..go figure) and the article you just linked to only makes a rubbish postulation in the end by reference to a clueless orientalist. He says if we read the words in Syriac (as opposed to Arabic) then the virgins become raisins. Well done Sherlock. If you read it in swahili Muhammad becomes Bill Gates. And if you want a clear cut argument:
"We have revealed it an Arabic Quran, that you may reflect"
God didn't promise raisins to those who fight in his Cause, and he didn't offer absolute happiness in heaven to those who blow themselves up in cafeterias with families inside having breakfast.
Thanks for the joke anyway.
Are you trying to (politely) say that we should welcome our new..never mind.
mice will take over the world, and will torture us to no end. There is no form of torment we have not yet trued out on the little suckers, and they must have gotten pissed by now.
*Cough* piratebay *cough* falling meteorites *cough*
Even if this madness ensues, the 59 people can sign up with another ISP that understands the internet within a week. They can then launch a blog-campaign or something to put the idiot ISP out of business.
There will always be hundreds of providers that allow all sorts of filesharing. If the ISP goes so far as to defame the users/cause blacklisting in other providers for this issue alone, lawsuits should fly, heads must roll.
Piracy is not always nice, but big brother is so much worse.
NASA orders all copies of Armageddon and similar space-adventure movies out of employee offices, citing unhealthy effects on astronaut psychology.
No mathematical function can model my loss of interest rate while visiting myspace, youtube..etc. Physicists suck. LOL!!!!!1111
..built his last house..
If he wasn't your grandpa, I'd say he aint too not-evil either.
You can't have a pimped out airliner in your hangar and still be "not evil". In fact, you can't have a hangar in the first place and retain not-evil status, unless you're a South American drug-lord, in which case you're just badass.
This is common knowledge.
Hello there,
My first name is Ahmed, and parts of my family name contain the word Hamza. Apparently, I'm an effing terrorist. Nice to meet you too. No, no, the pleasure is all mine.
The problem with the list matching scheme is that although it is slightly more effective than unordered pattern matching with name derivations, it still sucks. Those of us who are terrorist have a nasty habit of
a) Having perfectly normal/popular first & family names (Ahmed is like Dave, but more popular)
b) Making up nicks to improve their boring names(e.g Abu-Mus'ab) so that they cover the entire range of human nomenclature.
c) Not using wiring services under names that are on FBI wanted lists.
So in the end, it's the good guys like me who end up getting screwed.
I've always hated Western Union. Now I have a reason to blow them up, or send them hatemail. Or something. But they're already onto me. I know it.
I probably won't get a chance to fi
After reading the 15000 replies, Stephen Hawking reaslised that the human race will not survive the next 100 years, except perhaps by accident.