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Lawsuits Fly Over Google Founders' Party Plane

Mr. Soxley writes to tell us that the Boeing 767 recently purchased by Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page is at the heart of what promises to be quite a legal battle. From the article: "Now the Delaware holding company that technically owns the 767, Blue City Holdings LLC, is embroiled in multiple lawsuits with an aviation designer hired to plan and oversee the massive plane's interior renovation. [...] But last October, Blue City terminated Mr. Jennings's contract, saying he wasn't doing his job properly. Mr. Jennings then filed a nearly $200,000 lien against the aircraft with the Federal Aviation Administration for payment he hadn't received. He later filed a complaint related to the matter against Blue City and Gore Design Completions Ltd., the San Antonio executive-jet outfitting firm that worked on the plane, in District Court in Bexar County, Texas."

238 comments

  1. Doing the job well? by alshithead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Mr. Jennings says allegations that he wasn't sufficiently involved in the project or accessible to the plane's owners are false, and has over 1,200 emails related to the project to disprove them."

    Just because you have 1200+ emails relating to a project doesn't necessarily mean you are doing your job. With a project this size it could be argued that fewer emails mean you are doing your job better. This is the kind of project that requires a fair amount of oversight on a local level.

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    1. Re:Doing the job well? by alshithead · · Score: 1

      Hey coward... "doesn't necessarily mean" and "could be argued" is what I said. That's a lot of email to reading and writing ain't it? Maybe he should get out from behind his computer and see just what the hell is going on with the project on a PERSONAL level. Just maybe, the owners wanted someone "sufficiently involved" enough to be doing more than email. Of course, by saying "doesn't necessarily mean", "could be argued", and "maybe", I'm just pointing out POSSIBILITIES, not my personal opinion on a article that is more than a little light on details. Lighten up and MAYBE next time YOU should read a little more closely.

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    2. Re:Doing the job well? by Soko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, his lawsuit defense will never fly. I'm sure it'll crash and burn in the courts...

      Soko

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    3. Re:Doing the job well? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Most of emails with "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG", "No, we won't give you another million over planned budget" and "What the hell were you thinking while installing that thing?!"

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    4. Re:Doing the job well? by TheGavster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Company: "What is the progress?"
      Contractor: "I'll get back to you."
      Company: "I hear there's a cost overrun with X"
      Contractor: "I'll look into it."
      Company: "Are your guys actually doing anything, or are they just in my plane for the A/C?"
      Contractor: "We hire only the best"

      Repeat every day, for 400 days, and you have 1200 email exchanges and zero usefulness from the contractor.

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    5. Re:Doing the job well? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 4, Funny

      The /. equivalent of laugh tracks in comedies appear. With the help of subtle high-lighting of the funny parts of the text, you'll never be in doubt when you're supposed to laugh.

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    6. Re:Doing the job well? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      But what was an anonymous coward doing on the plane?

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    7. Re:Doing the job well? by TheGavster · · Score: 0

      If my selection of something other than work someone might lounge about a work site for is the weakest component of my argument, I declare victory.

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    8. Re:Doing the job well? by alshithead · · Score: 1

      And the coward is still wrong... Guess you still haven't thoroughly read my comments. And, if you're spending six figures plus on a CUSTOM airplane job you might very well have many more than that in a day. On a job like this I'd expect at least a weekly construction meeting and then tons of emails back and forth after meetings, all week long, addressing issues raised at the construction meetings. Troll away sucka!

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    9. Re:Doing the job well? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's why I hate "funny" movies.. I'm never sure when I'm supposed to laugh, so I just sit there in awkward silence for 2 hours. :(

    10. Re:Doing the job well? by ATMD · · Score: 1

      "There's anonymous fucking cowards on this motherfucking plane!" Movie... when's it being released again?

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    11. Re:Doing the job well? by bheer · · Score: 1

      > I'm never sure when I'm supposed to laugh, so I just sit there in awkward silence for 2 hours. :(

      No kidding. I saw the BBC's _The Office_, and I was appalled by what I saw was a scathing indictment of the Kafkaesque futility and nihilism in modern-day small-town England. Then someone told me it was a comedy and that I was supposed to laugh at it.

    12. Re:Doing the job well? by Troglodyt · · Score: 1

      Hah, The Office might well be the best thing on television since... since ever

    13. Re:Doing the job well? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Just because you have 1200+ emails relating to a project doesn't necessarily mean you are doing your job.

      I don't think the argument is that the number of emails proves that a good job is being done, but rather that the proof is in the CONTENTS of those 1200 emails.

    14. Re:Doing the job well? by eikonos · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I saw the BBC's _The Office_, and I was appalled by what I saw was a scathing indictment of the Kafkaesque futility and nihilism in modern-day small-town England. Then someone told me it was a comedy and that I was supposed to laugh at it.

      I felt exactly the same way and was worried I was the only one.

  2. Must be a slow news day by the_humeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the plane wasn't even remotely related to Google, the story wouldn't even be here. Am I missing something?

    1. Re:Must be a slow news day by alshithead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're not missing anything. Must be a slow news day.

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    2. Re:Must be a slow news day by ThisIsForReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Didn't you see the slashdot story graphic? This is about your rights online and it affects us all dearly.

      I can only hope that in this particular case, Google sends its lobbyists to Congress to change laws affecting how the FAA administers leans against aircraft so that all of us slashdotters with our own 767-200's don't have to worry about the judicial system screwing us over once again. This is about all of our ONLINE RIGHTS!

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    3. Re:Must be a slow news day by Fjornir · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't gravity and leverage have more to do with leaning against aircraft than the FAA?

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    4. Re:Must be a slow news day by earthstar · · Score: 1

      The story summary was messed up.

      The interesting part of the imbroglio is not the lawsuit about that plane [I read that summary twice.nothing registered in mind], but that Larry & Sergei were fighting over what type of bed tha plane should have.
      Finally ,it seems,Eric ,CEO, had to sort out the battle saying something like "Larry you can have the type of bed you want in your room & Sergei you can have the bed you want in your room".

    5. Re:Must be a slow news day by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, you are missing something. People who have achieved celebrity status or are influential are always more newsworthy, even for the small stuff. It's because lots of people are interested in their lives. If I have an operation for a hernia nobody cares. If Bill Gates has one you can bet it will make the news.

      Plus, we get an insight into human behavior when we see supposedly brilliant, rich people bickering about idiotic stuff.

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    6. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did one of them want a rotating water bed that played cheesy music? Does one of them have funny teeth, a funky 60s fashion sense and like to be known as "Mr Powers"?

    7. Re:Must be a slow news day by the_humeister · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Plus, we get an insight into human behavior when we see supposedly brilliant, rich people bickering about idiotic stuff.
      I think we get enough insight into human behavior in normal everyday life. Besides, there are plenty of erratic, yet brilliant people. And I don't think their incidence is any different than the rest of the population. (eg. William Shockley, Howard Hughes, etc.)
    8. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are two zillionairs squabbling over how large their beds should be in their private Boeing seven-freaking-sixty-seven party plane. The same zillionairs that give cash to their staff for buying hybrid cars. Even without 'google', this story has massive wealth, stupidly conspicuous consumption, bickering among the super-rich, and a good dose of personal hypocracy. That's good enough for me!

      PS - check out the Reg story on the same topic. Much funnier than the WSJ article.

    9. Re:Must be a slow news day by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly - this is about internet boom zillionairres squabbling like toddlers over their bling, more than anything else.

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    10. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. RMS flies FIRST CLASS, and likes his gin martinis, but do we hear about that? Noooooo....

    11. Re:Must be a slow news day by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Think of it as tech celebrity gossip. Tomorrow we'll discuss whether or not RMS's boobs are real.

    12. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This story reminds me of a poster I saw once that read:

      Great people talk about ideas
      Average people talk about things
      Small people talk about other people

    13. Re:Must be a slow news day by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, this is exciting new.

      The google founders are buying a party plane! I mean, these are the guys who we are told live in apartments and drive hybrid cars!

      It makes me a little happier inside since even the big rich founders of Google succumb to the extragavance of wealth.

    14. Re:Must be a slow news day by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      I know Jesus. How hard can it be to rip out all the seats, and throw in some multicolored bean bags and a couple of Segways?

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    15. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    16. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ow... my brain...

    17. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      so that all of us slashdotters with our own 767-200's don't have to worry about the judicial system screwing us over
      That's nice, but what about those of us that can only afford 737-200's? :-(
    18. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I know Jesus."
      That's nice. Does he do airplane interior design, too?

    19. Re:Must be a slow news day by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You're quite correct. However, that doesn't explain why this is being filed under "your rights online". Just because lawyers are involved?

    20. Re:Must be a slow news day by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't have made it to Slashdot a few years ago. They are putting crap like this up now to try and compete with the volume of Digg. Unfortunately with a strategy like this I think we are gonna wind up with all of the worst parts of Digg and none of the best parts of Slashdot (if Slashdot ever adopts a maximum depth of 2 for threads I swear to God I will never return =) ).

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    21. Re:Must be a slow news day by hyfe · · Score: 1
      It's because lots of people are interested in their lives.
      .. or it's because the bloody media keep pushing it.
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    22. Re:Must be a slow news day by debiguana · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but with him on board, you won't have to ever worry about severe storms or turbulence, and you will be able to land the plane on any body of water anywhere in the world!

    23. Re:Must be a slow news day by Quantum+Fizz · · Score: 1

      In other equally-important front-page slashdot news, there were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella runs linux. Get it?

    24. Re:Must be a slow news day by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      It's because lots of people are interested in their lives.

      If by "interested in their lives" you mean "nosy," then yes.

    25. Re:Must be a slow news day by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'It's because lots of people are interested in their [celebrity's] lives.'

      And people tell trekkers to get a life!?!

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    26. Re:Must be a slow news day by heli0 · · Score: 0

      The story is here to cite their hypocrisy. Brin and Page never miss an opportunity to mention their Prius in interviews, yet they decided to purchase a 767 and reduce its passenger capacity by over 75%. They have created perhaps the most fuel inefficient corporate-owned aircraft of any Fortune 500 company.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3666241.stm

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    27. Re:Must be a slow news day by russellh · · Score: 1

      sounds like an aspergers sufferer.

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    28. Re:Must be a slow news day by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't have been a story unless it was the Party Plane. It's probably gunna be just like on those "Girls Gone Wild" videos or something.

    29. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would add that everyone does all three.

    30. Re:Must be a slow news day by ajs · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't realize (yes, I got the sarcasm), YRO is about the legal system as it affects the Internet and other topics of interest to Slashdot readers. This story is a bit of a reach, since it's a simple legal matter that happens to involved Google, but still, if you thought that articles in YRO were just about matters directly affecting your own personal rights, then you'll be sorely dissapointed when you go back and review the history of YRO. It's much more general than that.

    31. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it funny how anyone who says that is automatically great because they're talking about an idea!

    32. Re:Must be a slow news day by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1

      The founders of Google are starting to act like Carly Fiorina. This may be the beggining of the decline of Google. Perhaps Google raised too much money in their stock offerings. All this money may be something Google will not recover from.

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    33. Re:Must be a slow news day by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Well, I do not know about the hernia, but he does have a 767 that was also nicely modified (in contrast, Paul Allen has only a 757). Of course, considering that BG can not even afford to pick up a 100 bill, I doubt that he picks up anything.

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    34. Re:Must be a slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to see that the corporate profits are being spent wisely. Instead of being reinvested into the company they get pissed away on a trophy plane. I'm sure if a lowly programmer walked off with $50 in office supplies they'd fire him/her in a second. I guess theft requires the right level in the company (executive, founder, major owner) and the right scale (massive).

    35. Re:Must be a slow news day by Moqui · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even sound like The Googleguys are even involved in the lein issue. It just has to do with a company they have doing the work, and a subcontracting designer.

      This article isn't even remotely relevant, it's like posting an article where Adrianna Huffington's hairdresser won't pay a bill to Vidal Sasson Inc. because the last batch of hair bleach didn't work as intended.

      Com'on mods, at least do some research into an article beyond reading the short by-line and seeing "Google".

  3. YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How the hell is this YRO?

    1. Re:YRO? by richdun · · Score: 1

      You'll see, when SkyN^H^H^H^H Google takes over the FAA.

    2. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a Google plane, You're Right Ontime.

    3. Re:YRO? by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How the hell is this YRO?

      I think it's time that YRO either got re-named or re-thought.

      Clearly we need a "Legal" or "Law" section. But if YRO was re-focused back to its original purpose, that might still be useful too.

      (To forstall the inevitable "Why?" and "Who cares?", the answer is "So you can correctly filter the stories.", which is the only reason to have the sections at all. Someone can be interested in law stories like this and not actual YRO stories, or vice versa. And the purpose of these sections is so we can tell people who bitch about a particular set of stories to just filter them out, thus keeping the comment area that much cleaner.)

    4. Re:YRO? by Cyner · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:YRO? by springbox · · Score: 1
      How the hell is this YRO?

      Because Slashdot only seems to have one legal section (YRO) and no one has made a generic one. This is despite the fact that most of the stories posted under this section usually have nothing to do with your rights online as people often point out.

    6. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      have nothing to do with your rights online as people often point out.


      Most of those people don't understand the difference between "your rights online" and "your online rights". They seem to think it's the latter. We wouldn't expect "The New York Times Online" to cover only news related to the internet; yet that's what they expect from YRO. These legal issues all deal with someone's rights, and whether they have something to do with the internet or not is irrelevant.
    7. Re:YRO? by park3r · · Score: 1

      That's gSky (beta), to you!

    8. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your OS must really suck if it can't handle backspaces. Let me guess, Linux? Or is it Firefox's fault?

    9. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a dumb cop-out.

      The New York Times Online is called such because there is both a print version of the New York Times and an online version. The New York Times isn't called the New York Times because it just publishes news about The New York Times (the New York Times is the name of a newspaper, not a category of news, in case you don't understand).

      Why aren't all the other sections called "xxx Online"? Games Online? IT Online? Science Online?

      Sorry your argument is silly and holds no water. Category labels should be respected or revised.

      Some insanely rich dude's legal whining about his plush luxury jetliner has not anything to do with my rights, online or off.

    10. Re:YRO? by cyberwench · · Score: 1

      This seems to be put into a subsection of YRO called "The Courts", but it also comes up in the main YRO section. Maybe just stricter partitioning between the two would work.

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    11. Re:YRO? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Not only that but what does this have to do with being online, or even computers and technology for that matter? I agree with another poster that creating a Slashdot Legal section would be a great idea.

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    12. Re:YRO? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He uses Windows and IE.

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    13. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, no kidding? I'm glad I use a Mac. It's so sad to see you Windows/Linux Firefox/IE users stuck in the 20th century.

    14. Re:YRO? by richdun · · Score: 1

      Blasphemy! How dare you insult me with such vile accusations! I challenge you, sir, to a Core Duel! Actually, I'm primarily Mac/Firefox (gave up on Safari - kept slowing down on my PowerBook G4 for some reason, and I don't like that it won't let you style inputs). I do use Mac/Safari, Windows/Firefox, Windows/IE, and others on occasion (or when at work) but just to check CSS quirks.

    15. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because slashdot has jumped the shark. Any legal issue at this point is the fault of the republican party and "YRO" extends to 12 year old drug dealers having the right to chemistry sets in prison so they can formulate their next designer drug. And God forbid some private company decide not to play certain music or publish certain articles because that would be "censorship" and all the fucktards around here would scream out in anger over the latest Dixie Chics single but won't give a fuck about the mass graves in iraq. We're a society of convenience after all... who gives a damn about anything as long as I can rip the most recent P Diddy album to my iPod.

      What the fuck are people thinking?

    16. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The purpose of analogy is not to prove a point, but to communicate a point. It's a tool for understanding, not a supporting argument. So the fact that you can stretch an analogy to the breaking point is meaningless.

      My view of the category name is cosistent with the content that actually gets posted in the section. I did not say whether that is what the category "should" be. I argued that it is what it is, and you haven't provided a single argument to the contrary.

      But hey, I'm just dumb and silly, right?

    17. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are people thinking?

      No, they arent.

    18. Re:YRO? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I was kidding. I primarily said that because my parent poster said that Linux and/or Firefox was defective. The most defective platform is obviously Windows/IE. But anyways, I use Windows/Firefox, Linux/Firefox, Linux/elinks, FreeBSD/Firefox, and FreeBSD/elinks. Haven't used a Mac since before OSX though.

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    19. Re:YRO? by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      These are indeed good ideas, but I think ultimately the best catagory for this story is "Stupid"

    20. Re:YRO? by richdun · · Score: 1

      Yeah maybe I should have called blasphemy on him for implying that Linux and/or Firefox was somehow messed up, let alone doing so on /.

      I never thought I'd do OS X, but after years of having "fun" with Windows getting it to work with "supported" hardware and with Linux getting it to work with "unsupported" hardware, it's nice having something that just works. Sure, it's pricey and the eye-candy isn't really adding anything technically, but for all around user experience, it rocks. And as someone very interested in user experience and interface, it's nice to immerse myself in what could arguably be the best (in those regards...I still need a PC for Counter-Strike).

    21. Re:YRO? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Obviously because YOUR RIGHT to have your private jet reconfigured the way you wish is being TRAMPLED by THE MAN!

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  4. Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously. Why should anyone care? Lawsuits and construction go together like oil and oil. A $200k contract dispute is non-news.

    1. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Seriously. Why should anyone care?

      Dude, this is /. Maybe tomorrow the story will be "Google founder's cousin shits green after drinking lime vodka."

    2. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Seriously. Why should anyone care? Lawsuits and construction go together like oil and oil. A $200k contract dispute is non-news.


      Yes, but it's Google Partyplane! What else is needed? Nude Paris Hilton? Tom Cruise coming out of the closet? Ok. Ok.


      Now the Delaware holding company that technically owns the 767, Blue City Holdings LLC, is embroiled in multiple lawsuits with an aviation designer, nude Paris Hilton, hired to plan and oversee the massive plane's interior renovation. [...] But last October, Blue City terminated Miss Hilton's contract, saying she wasn't doing her job properly. Miss Hilton then filed a nearly $200,000 lien against the aircraft with the Federal Aviation Administration for payment she hadn't received. She later filed a complaint related to the matter against Blue City and Gore Design Completions Ltd., the San Antonio executive-jet outfitting firm that worked on the plane, in District Court in Bexar County, Texas. Tom Cruise came out of the closet."

    3. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I thought the article was pretty poorly written.
      Most of it seems to be gossip about details of what is in the plane.
      I think The Wall Street Journal should be just be honest and not assert the article
      is about the lawsuit, bust instead about "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous".

    4. Re:Why is this news? by fermion · · Score: 1
      Because it is not about the lawsuit. It is that for some people, the accumulation of money is more about the accumiliation of stuff rather than power. Trophy spouses, trophy yatchs, trophy planes, and trophy houses. And such people get really upset when they don't get exactly what they want and start acting like brats. It is amusing to those of us in the real world that actually have to deal with finite resources. We are happy to have a decent bed, and don't get stomach aches because it is the wrong color or does not have silk sheets.

      Certainly some people have so much money that they have everything they want, and then they start giving it away. The good ones don't make a big deal about it, but others just want to make into another trophy, saying how generous they are that they have given away all this money and are just left with a billion in property and a billion in cash. Somehow this is more interesting that the person who gives a few hundred dollars a year away and still manages to raise a family on $40,000 a year. And the fact that such donation are a clever way to insure thier hiers are cared for, without tax liabilities, just make the situation more humourous. This is not to say that the a person does not deserve the money he or she earns, just that it is not particularly generous to give away extremely excess income.

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    5. Re:Why is this news? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      I cant believe that anyone who has drunk enough green vodka to turn their shit green had it together enough to check out its IO colour. Unless, of couse, he drank enough to have an unscheduled core dump.

  5. where is the ... by thrillseeker · · Score: 4, Funny

    WGAS tag?

    1. Re:where is the ... by neuraljazz · · Score: 1

      Agreed. First, /. prooves it's now understanding that the link trend that it's submission-to-publish timestamp is slow. Second, just because it is google, we're publishing it on /. And thirdly, this is only the latest in serious conspicuous consumption that I've seen in a long time. Fattest ass plane to use during an energy conscious zeitgiest - not only is this bad press, but just damn stupid.

      Do no harm. Even the Good that Google is doing is suspect. And the fact that /. is meeting it's own end of memetic transmission signal to noise ratio.
      -NJ

  6. This will serve as a stark warning... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for the rest of us concerning our modified 767s. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

    1. Re:This will serve as a stark warning... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be sure to modify the plane for max altitude capability, so you don't have any lawsuits flying over it. You don't want any lawsuits to be diving out of the sun and taking you by surprise.

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    2. Re:This will serve as a stark warning... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      See, the car companies are right: people don't want smaller, more efficient vehicles.

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  7. That's not the half of this vast conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I also hear Mr. Brin also had a dispute with his home gutter contractor.

    And let's not ever forget this gem from the article:

    Mr. Jennings says Messrs. Brin and Page "had some strange requests," including hammocks hung from the ceiling of the plane.

    I think stockholders should be quite wary of corporate executives reckless enough not to require aviation-class hammocks with wicker seatbelts.

    1. Re:That's not the half of this vast conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think stockholders should be quite wary of corporate executives reckless enough not to require aviation-class hammocks with wicker seatbelts.
      Don't forget aviation-class seating and beds for the hookers, as well as nice flat tables to snort rails off of. ;-) And I aint talking about Ruby on Rails either, well unless one of the prostitute's was named Ruby and she did a lot of blow.
  8. If this is a problem by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    arguing over who outfits my fuck off jet, its a problem I would be happy to have.

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    1. Re:If this is a problem by jasoncart · · Score: 1

      Its a Boeing 767 Jet, not a Fuck Off Jet

  9. The only questions that remain now are... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 4, Funny

    What does Star Jones think of all this, and is the northeast still flooded?

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    1. Re:The only questions that remain now are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Mrs. Jones was displacing a huge amount of water as all the floods ended the day she flew back to LA.

  10. Hammocks? by lahosken · · Score: 4, Funny

    The idea of hammocks in a big jet doesn't sound unsafe.

    It takes real guts to use a hammock in an ornithopter.

    1. Re:Hammocks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks!

    2. Re:Hammocks? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      But if the designer presents you with a $180,000 bill for three hammock installed in the main deck, the idea starts feeling unsafe. For said designer. Who then has still check to sue you for not getting paid for installing said hammocks.

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  11. 1200 Emails = Involved? by DesireCampbell · · Score: 5, Funny
    Mr. Jennings says allegations that he wasn't sufficiently involved in the project or accessible to the plane's owners are false, and has over 1,200 emails related to the project to disprove them.
    I've got 1200 emails about Viagra - I'm not involved in cock-pills.
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    1. Re:1200 Emails = Involved? by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1

      Says You

    2. Re:1200 Emails = Involved? by Fjornir · · Score: 1
      I'm not involved in cock-pills.

      Well, you should be. I want to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.

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    3. Re:1200 Emails = Involved? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If the emails were about cockpits instead of cock pills, would that be different?

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  12. Yes, no geek-gear inside by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Yeah it just a plain stupid suit about a plain stupid plane.

    No cellulose wing, or X-prise, or other techno gear.

    (Sigh)

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  13. Slashdot Editors... by uarch · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Slashdot editors... Faithfully bringing you last weeks Reg stories today!

  14. Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by pcause · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Google team does the best PR/image creation in the industry. This article shows us the truth about the Google guys. They make a big fuss about their $1 salaries and get it hyped in the press to create an image. They've been trying to keep the 767 quiet, but their own pettiness and delusions of grandeur have lead to the story leaking out. Note that Bill Gates flew commercial when he was worth more than both of these guys put together and he still doesn't have a 767. Isn't a 767 a bit of overkill??

    At least this start to lift the viel. The "do no evil" is merely PR hype. Google is collecting an enormous amount of informaiton about you and what you are searching on, who you email and IM with and about what, about where you go and when (calendar), etc. If the govenrment was doing this we'd have a revolution. Goole is a commercial entity and is a whole lot less accountable. This 767 story should remind us that the Google guys are no better than Ken Lay, the Tyco guy, or Marth Stewart.

    Don't trsut them with all this information about yourself. They intend to use it commercailly and there are NO limits on what they can do. They are secretive and don't tell anyone very much, claiming they need to protct their busines ssecrets from competitord. And since their privacy policy says that they can change the policy at any time, without notice and without your further consent, they can use what they've collected in the past in any way they want and share it with whomever it suits them to.

    Not worried? Still believe the "no evil" hype. Just look at how fungible their moreals are in China.

    1. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0

      Troll mod in 3.... 2.... 1...

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    2. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by kwoff · · Score: 1

      Were all the typos and misspellings in your post to avoid getting detected... by them?

    3. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Unknown_monkey · · Score: 1

      The "preview" button, a misunderstood and often mis-used miracle of modern science.

    4. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by mccalli · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This 767 story should remind us that the Google guys are no better than Ken Lay, the Tyco guy, or Marth Stewart.

      No it shouldn't. I don't remember any of the Google lot having been convicted for anything - there's quite a difference there. Also, I'm not American so I don't know who the Tyco guy is, but Ken Lay and Martha Stewart in the same breath? Wouldn't you think there was just a little bit of difference in the level of scam pulled...?

      I'm not a Google fan really. In fact, if someone would give me as clean an interface I'd switch away from its search in a heartbeat, as I find it too heavily spammed and blogged these days. But really...it might show something about the Google boys' characters, but it doesn't show them as criminals.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    5. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Besides, if you're phenomenally wealthy I don't know of any law that says you shouldn't enjoy it. I mean ... what would be the other reasons for acquiring lots of money? Granted, a 767 does seem a bit grandiose, but no worse than the hundreds of millions that Bill Gates' has spent on his various homes.

      Frankly, I think a hammock on a jetliner sounds like fun.

      "Okay Bob, a nice gentle bank to the right ... okay ... now swing back to the left ... ahh, now you got it. Keep doing that for a while."

      It wouldn't surprise me if Brin and Page get a little miffed at this guy for discussing their private jet in public, though.

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    6. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by mindtriggerz · · Score: 1

      Search engine collects data used for marketing. Story at 11.
      Seriously, do you really think that anyone actually belives the "Do No Evil" hype? People are people. Google is no diffrent. They're interested in profit. If they do good things allong the way, more power to them.
      The diffrence is that they haven't yet screwed anyone else out of money (IMHO, Martha doesn't belong in that group either)

    7. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bill may have taken commercial airlines but shall we talk about he or his partners yachts? You know, the ones that are in magazines almost constantly because they are so big and so decked out? Or the small islands they own?

      Just because you are jealous someone else has more money than you do not tell them how to spend it. They made a successful business, and now are spending the fruits of their labor. How is that evil? Sounds like every American or European's wet dream to me.

      I fail to see where it is evil except that it makes you green with envy.

    8. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by dpiven · · Score: 1
      Google is collecting an enormous amount of informaiton about you and what you are searching on, who you email and IM with and about what, about where you go and when (calendar), etc. If the govenrment was doing this we'd have a revolution.
      The government IS doing it, and the vast majority of the country doesn't give a rat's ass.
    9. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      Don't trsut them with all this information about yourself. They intend to use it commercailly and there are NO limits on what they can do.

      You mean knowing that I like cheese sandwiches, live in England and have a friend called Theresia will let them take over the world?! OMG you are right. There are no limits to what they can do now. Mind control is nothing next to this.

    10. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by maxume · · Score: 1

      Land of the silly hyperbole, home of the crackpot.

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    11. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by wombert · · Score: 1

      No, no... knowing a little about one person isn't dangerous. It's when they know that everyone in England likes cheese sandwiches that you need to worry. Using subliminal AdWords messages to ignite the Great Cheese Embargo of 2007 is just the first step in their master plan...

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    12. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Quarters · · Score: 1
      This 767 story should remind us that the Google guys are no better than Ken Lay, the Tyco guy, or Marth Stewart.

      Please cite any sources you have that proves the "Google guys" had their accounting team record losses in the main corporation as profits for shell corporations, spent millions of dollars of company money on parties and/or shower curtains, or were involved in any sort of insider trading.

      Not worried? Still believe the "no evil" hype.

      By your logic and bad grammar if I'm not worried then I must follow your command and still believe the "no evil" hype. Well, duh. If I wasn't worried I probably believed that to begin with. Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

      Is a "fungible moreal" some sort of Chinese delicacy?

    13. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      But really...it might show something about the Google boys' characters, but it doesn't show them as criminals.

      Yet.

      If there's one universal truth to remember about human nature it's this: behavior is consistent.

      People aren't nice-nice in one situation and petty-awful in others unless one or the other is a deliberate facade to facilitate an agenda.

    14. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should have used it. One sentence and one misspelled word. Gpp post had a much better ratio.

      Google fanboys are funny.

    15. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Servo · · Score: 1

      But really...it might show something about the Google boys' characters, but it doesn't show them as criminals.

      BOYS being the keyword here. They are behaving like spoiled little children.

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    16. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Wow. You're idea of morality is "you don't get convicted".

      Michael Jackson is a fucking saint.

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    17. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Responding to criticism of rich people's behavior with accusations of jealousy is the single most trite and brainless response you could have made. Grow up. No one is above criticism no matter how successful. Technical and/or business acumen is meaningless to character. One of the people who helped invent the transistor was a noted racist.

      In fact, sudden wealth is a great acid test for a person's character, and these guys are starting to show their true nature.

    18. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I had a few billion in cash in the bank I would act like a spoiled child too.

    19. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by SlashChick · · Score: 1

      "In fact, if someone would give me as clean an interface I'd switch away from its search in a heartbeat..."

      http://search.yahoo.com/

    20. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Isn't a 767 a bit of overkill??

      No, A 757 could only make it through the outer three rings of The Pentagon, something previously thought impossible.

      I'm certain Google's founders are using their new found wealth to plot another terrorist attack and set a new world record for how many buildings can be taken down by planes in a day, to distract us from the real Iraq.

      They're not evil, they just work for the government.

    21. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      When studying introverts amongst young children it has been found that many times children only show aspects of introversion in situations when a subject isn't one of their interests etc.. You don't act the same in all situations.

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    22. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Imports/exports of cheese in every country is public knowledge anyway.

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    23. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Leroy+Brown · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How you spend money for yourself, and how you spend money for your company are two completely different things. Bill may have spent many millions on his own home, but he was notorious for flying coach, and only in '97 did he buy a personal jet, with his own money. I don't know who is footing the bill for google's new toy, but google has definitely always been about excess.

    24. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      actually, that sounds like a pretty good morality to me. How'd you like it if the cops made you pay a ticket because, "well, a couple other people with cars like yours were speeding today, so we decided you had to pay up as well"? If the crimemakers can't prove to society that someone committed a crime (you know, jury of your peers), then they shouldn't be thought of as criminals. You can't consider someone to be a criminal just because they like to spend their (rightfully earned) money left and right.

    25. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      actually, that sounds like a pretty good morality to me.

      If the crimemakers can't prove to society that someone committed a crime (you know, jury of your peers), then they shouldn't be thought of as criminals.

      Nice little bait and switch. We were talking about morality, then you switch it to "criminality". So, a CEO that gets a ten million dollar severance package after canning half of his employees and outsourcing it to India is perfectly moral since he broke no law.

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    26. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by spisska · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone will tell me if I'm wrong, but I thought the whole point of them buying a 767 was because 1) a used jumbo is cheaper to buy and outfit than a new business jet; 2) the operating range of a 767 is much farther than a business jet; and 3) that they can accomodate a whole lot more people in a whole lot more luxury on a pimped-out 767 than on a business jet.

      Sorry if it seems extravagent, but these sound like the kind of people I'd like to have sending my team to conferences, rather than the folks who now send us in cattle class (even when the VP flies in first).

    27. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF!? You already act like a spoiled child.

    28. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      "Okay Bob, a nice gentle bank to the right ... okay ... now swing back to the left ... ahh, now you got it. Keep doing that for a while."

      Wait until the pilot "accidentally" banks deep into some restricted airspace (on one of the CEO's orders), and they ask who ordered it to later learn that Stanford privlege doesnt buy you out of jail.

      Heck, if you have a $180k hammock in there, pay the pilot extra to fly *into* turbulence that isnt a microburst.

      The only thing really overkill though would be them using it as a Vomit Comet. How do you explain that to the shareholders- giving them a good impression, and potential prospects to work for google an unforgettable interview?


      It wouldn't surprise me if Brin and Page get a little miffed at this guy for discussing their private jet in public, though.


      For what's being discussed, it'd be overreacting. It's not like they used blood money(y'know, jobs!) to buy it like Carly "Only my job is god given" Fiorina. Given that you have to be from a very exclusive college(and a mindset to match to seal yourself an offer) to work for Google, it's not like they had Carly's Problem though.

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    29. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      sing subliminal AdWords messages to ignite the Great Chinese Embargo of 2007 is just the first step in their master plan...

      There, fixed it for you.

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    30. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

      Is a "fungible moral" some sort of Chinese delicacy?
      No, but that's what human rights seem not to be Over There.

    31. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      So, a CEO that gets a ten million dollar severance package after canning half of his employees and outsourcing it to India is perfectly moral since he broke no law.

      I agree.

      "Canning half his employees" might have been necessary in order to keep the company from folding.

      If it hadn't been, the board would surely not reward the departing CEO with such a generous severance package.

      And, you're right, he broke no law. Business is business. And what about the other half of the employees that got to keep their jobs, since the company didn't fold? Would the option of folding the company and sending 100% of the employees out looking for jobs have been a better one?

      I realize I'm perhaps using a strawman; not all business decisions are made based on life-or-death-of-the-company.

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    32. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Rakishi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And since the plane was purchased by the founders not by Google you are an idiot it seems.

    33. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Seriously, do you really think that anyone actually belives the "Do No Evil" hype?

      You must be new here.

      The diffrence is that they haven't yet screwed anyone else out of money.

      You also might want to do a search for 'click fraud' and the hundreds, if not thousands, of accounts Google has arbitrarily cancelled and refused to pay ad revenue to, citing click fraud, yet not providing a) any evidence, or b) any recourse.

    34. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      folks who now send us in cattle class (even when the VP flies in first)

      Most companies with a modicum of respect for their employees either (ideally) don't allocate travel class on seniority, but on distance of travel, or failing that, "highest common denominator" - if one person travelling as part of a group is eligible to fly Business / First, then all members of that group fly the same. (This was the case at a law firm I worked at - I had to travel from Melbourne Australia to New York with a partner of the firm. I was eligible to travel Business, but as the partner was eligible to travel First, I got to, too).

    35. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      That's young children, though. Their neuralchem nets are still in some amount of flux.

    36. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no bait and switch. You did it first. "Don't get convicted" ring a bell? Unless you plead guilty, you have to be /convicted/ to be a criminal.

    37. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      From the original post: "At least this start to lift the viel. The "do no evil" is merely PR hype. Google is collecting an enormous amount of informaiton about you and what you are searching on, who you email and IM with and about what, about where you go and when (calendar), etc. If the govenrment was doing this we'd have a revolution. Goole is a commercial entity and is a whole lot less accountable. This 767 story should remind us that the Google guys are no better than Ken Lay, the Tyco guy, or Marth Stewart."

      The original poster was talking about morality "do not evil". He compared them with folks who got convicted, but he was talking about morality.

      You are the one who talked about lack of convictions being equal to "moral superiority". They are not equivilent. It is possible to get a conviction for something that was morally right (underground railroad circa 1800's) or to not get convicted while being an absolute sleaze (Donald Trump, Michael Jackson) You introduced lack of conviction as equal to morality.

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    38. Re:Do no evil - except when outfitting your 767 by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      OK, I got into a misunderstanding. I was simply replying to your comment without reading the parent. My point was that it's a pretty good moral belief to not consider someone a criminal until a court says they are. My fault. (wow, sometimes arguments on /. DO get resolved! haha)

  15. Re:You smell that? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

    And congratulate them on their newest innovation -- gAss.

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  16. Re:When you post articles days late by kclittle · · Score: 1
    Uh, dude, looks to me digg stole it first from The Wall Street Journal -- or did you not RTFA on either digg -or- slashdot?

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  17. Bah by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    People think this doesn't matter, but one thing is for certain, there is no stopping them, Brin and Page will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our customized-767-hammock-flying overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted member of Slashdot, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground server caves.

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    1. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground server caves.

      Thank-you for being a loyal subject. But before we send the people down to the server caves, we will put them through a long and drawn out interview process that will hammer out all vestiges of resistance and denial that we are indeed their high-flying 767 goolge partying overlords. It will make the bataan death march look like a stroll through a park.

      Thanks again and flyin' high,

      Brin and Page

  18. it hasnt the word "blog" in the link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    unlike every digg article

  19. This is a rich person's problem. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know that a company is on the way down when its founders buy a 767. Buying a 767 indicates that being rich is beginning to occupy their thinking, rather than management.

    From the WSJ article: Mr. Jennings says Messrs. Brin and Page "had some strange requests," including hammocks hung from the ceiling of the plane. At one point he witnessed a dispute between them over whether Mr. Brin should have a "California king" size bed, he says. Mr. Jennings says Mr. Schmidt stepped in to resolve that by saying, "Sergey, you can have whatever bed you want in your room; Larry, you can have whatever kind of bed you want in your bedroom. Let's move on." Mr. Jennings says Mr. Schmidt at another point told him, "It's a party airplane."

    1. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by rea1l1 · · Score: 0

      Are you telling me you wouldnt have a 767 party plane if you could? This has nothing to do with their business. They're reaping the benefits of their labor.

    2. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If Brin and Page are losing interest in managing Google, it's none too soon. This is a company that desperately needs to grow up. It has no collective attention span: dozens of kewl new projects keep appearing, but nobody can ever be bothered with the boring work of making them in actual products.

      OK, B&P wanted to found a company that did things differently. Good for them. But to do anything at all, and organization has to have follow-through. It has to balance all the creative geniuses with the dedicated, boring sloggers that get things out the door.

    3. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      A company owning a jet doesn't necessarily mean it's on the way down. In fact, having a jet for private travel can be a significant cost savings to the company if it's used properly.

      Having a California King bed and hammocks doesn't qualify, in my mind, as being used properly.

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    4. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

      And what exactly are they not following through on? I know their products are in perpetual beta status, but they are still damn useful and I use them all the time. I think the perpetual beta is a lawsuit avoidance scheme more than anything else.

      Some of their beta products, such as Gmail are much more polished than all the competition out there.

    5. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google's products are more polished? Get real! My favorite example is to compare Google Maps with Yahoo Maps. Now, in terms of features and usability, Google Maps is far superior. But I still use Yahoo maps a lot. Why? Yahoo maps has a simple, not very interesting feature that I use a lot: you can maintain a list of addresses you refer to a lot, and then never have to enter them again when planning a trip. It's a very simple, basic feature, but nobody at Google can be bothered to implement it. They're too busy with fancy AJAX features.

      Which is not to run down the fancy AJAX features. Google deserves a lot of credit, not just for having kewl features, but forcing all web application developers to rethink their art. Great! But the boring stuff is important too, if you ever want to claim your product is more than a toy.

      Oops! I just looked at the new href=http://maps.yahoo.com/beta/index.php#maxp=loc ation&q2=675+S.+Sixth+St.+San+Jose,+CA&q1=4150+Net work+Circle+Santa+Clara,+CA+95054-1778&trf=0&mvt=m &lon=-121.915112&lat=37.362176&mag=5>maps beta version of Yahoo Maps. It's already somewhat more polished than Google maps. And I bet it doesn't stay beta for 3 years.

    6. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by sushibot · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I read an article recently about how Wal-Mart buys only coach tickets on commercial flights, even for senior-level executives (President, CEO). If the employees want to upgrade, they can, but on their own nickel. -Greg

    7. Re:This is a rich person's problem. by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Of course, now the can "take care of them" more easily. Since they have been shaking up the economic system and gotten a lot of money fast, I'm sure there's plenty of people who would like to see them out of commission.

      INT. GOOGLE "EXECUTIVE SUITE"

      S: HEY! Let's get all the executives and senior management on the party plane and fly to Rio!
      L: That's a great idea, sweetie!

      EXT. GOOGLE 727

      A missle flashes up and hits the 727, blowing it to smithereens.

      INT. COURT ROOM, San Francisco, CA

      A judge raps his gavel.

      JUDGE: Case closed! Mr. Gates, you are cleared to purchase Google, Inc.

      GATES: Oh, good!

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  20. NASA Ames & the Googlejet by Greg@RageNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now you all know why Google signed the deal for office space at NASA Ames. It's not some expansion into the orbial launch business or some plot to be the intergalactic search engine. They signed a deal with NASA Ames so they could land their 767 on Moffett Federal's nine thousand foot runway biking distance from the Google campus. Must be nice to be all special like that.

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  21. More Karmic Justice toward Stanford by sethstorm · · Score: 0, Troll

    Guess FuckedGoogle was right about their 767 being up in flames, albeit of the legal kind ;) .

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    1. Re:More Karmic Justice toward Stanford by edgedmurasame · · Score: 1

      Guess FuckedGoogle was right about their 767 being up in flames, albeit of the legal kind ;).

      Dang, there must be some mods on crack today... What, they cant be allowed such things as karmic justice?

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  22. Evil masterminds... by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does this remind me of Austin Power's psychedelic 747 with bachelor pad interior?

    Sergey: "Do I make you horny, baby?"
    Cute chick: "Sergey, it's not the 90's anymore."
    Sergey: "What do you mean, baby? Of course it's the 90's! As long as people use the internet mostly for porn and piracy of music and software, the 90's will always be alive!"

    Dr. Evil: "I'm going to fucking kill Google!" *throws henchman's chair*
    Dr. Evil: "So, about those Killer Chair Robots With Lasers I ordered..."
    Henchman: "Well, it's about that, sir."
    Dr. Evil: "Yes?"
    Henchman: "We... could not complete the LongChair project. It kept crashing on us, I mean more than usual, in fact the prototype blew up spontaneously."
    Dr. Evil: "Well, okay, what do you have?"
    Henchman: "Ottomans."
    Dr. Evil: "Ottomans?"
    Henchman: "Ottomans, sir."
    Dr. Evil: "Do they have frickin' lasers on their heads?"
    Henchman: "No, sir."
    Dr. Evil: "Saw blades?"
    Henchman: "No, sir."
    Dr. Evil: "Flamethrowers?"
    Henchman: "No, sir."
    Dr. Evil: "Well, what the fuck do they have?!"
    Henchman: "Sir, we have integrated a Google search bar into their sides. It's really quite useful, you can Google while you lounge in-"
    Dr. Evil: "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL GOOGLE!!!!" *throws chair with henchman through window*

    1. Re:Evil masterminds... by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Why does this remind me of Austin Power's...
      Because your brain is full of useless trivia?
  23. Oh No Not $200,000! That'll sink Google! by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    Sergey and Larry are Billionaires... To put that in perspective, if you had a net worth of 1 million dollars this would be like being sued for $200.

  24. Internet Planes? by TechGranny · · Score: 1, Funny
    Techgranny has some thoughts on the subject that you can listen too. She is not very coherent today, but felt strongly enough about this story to record something.
    Apparently TechGranny thinks Google is trying to invent a new kind of internet plane.

    TechGranny on the internet planes.

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  25. Re:Oh No Not $200,000! That'll sink Google! by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are assuming that no punitive damages will be awarded.

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  26. The jet is part of doing no evil by Urza9814 · · Score: 0

    Haven't you heard? Jets help stop global warming! They're just doing their part to save the planet ;)

  27. Ok, I know the score... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alright, I'll admit it-- I didn't read the article, and I barely read the summary.

    But I did see "$200,000", "party", and "lawsuit" -- and I think we can all conclude the stripper's probably lying.

  28. This Matters Because? by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 1

    ...because two ridiculously wealth guys who happen to run a search engine many people prefer own the plane that's at the heart of the lawsuit? Google is (mostly) a media darling, granted, but I really could care less about a lawsuit involving their plane. A plane? Good grief.

  29. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's filing a 200000$ lawsuit against an aircraft?!?!

  30. Re:Sounds more like a subcontractor dispute. by guidryp · · Score: 1

    I don't know where you get the google boys being evil from this.

    The main princriple is sueing the holding company above him and he also has action against the subcontractor below him that actually did the work.

    "He later filed a complaint related to the matter against Blue City and Gore Design Completions Ltd., the San Antonio executive-jet outfitting firm that worked on the plane, in District Court in Bexar County, Texas."

    That seems to indicate that the work was indeed improperly done and as lead contractor he is being held responsible. His response sue above and below and try to pass the buck.

    I see no evil from the google guys here.

  31. Re:In some sense by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I believe that the parties involved might be of interest to some people, and for variosu reasons. For example, Google has been touted ad the "omni-beneveloent corporate goliath" of the internet. One of the reasons *I* liked Google (aside from having a good search engine) was the fact that its founders seemed to be well-grounded - in other words, their pursuit wasn't based on the "status" it might afford them, but in being able to do something useful (and very well) with internet technology.

    When stories like this surface, it makes me wonder if the money has changed some fundamental aspects of their initial vision. If money can serve as a catalyst to *this* kind of change, what other changes can result? Will they, at some point in the future, adopt an AT&T-like mentality where money is more important than integrity?

  32. So much for the environment by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not burn 12000 gallons of fuel per capita to get to the next great party? After all, they will be dead on 50 years so it doesn't effect them.

    Ever wonder why American troops are fighting for Iraqi oil? Bush just sells it - it is clowns like this that burn it up.

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    1. Re:So much for the environment by DesireCampbell · · Score: 1

      Someone's jealous.

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    2. Re:So much for the environment by natersoz · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. I'll bet anything the Google staff are staunch environmentalists, concerned about global warming, and want you to ride the bus.

    3. Re:So much for the environment by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Actually.... I'm not. My jealousy stops at the level of sonething along the lines of a King Air (that is, something I could fly myself and can land near a good ski resort).

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  33. Slow by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure the idea was, "Look, Google is doing evil! The founders have their own jet and they sue the little guy! ZOMG! The Evil!"

  34. i do find it funny by atarione · · Score: 1

    that mr gates apparently had to be convinced (with some difficulty) that using charter planes would be more productive than taking commercial flights. while the google guys are buying an enormous 767 with hammocks to "party" on. interesting

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    1. Re:i do find it funny by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is on their own money, not the companies.

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    2. Re:i do find it funny by froschmann · · Score: 1

      The google founders aren't as involved in managment as Gates was. They still work there, but they aren't CEOs or anything. They're also a bit younger... Hell, if you see a used plane on sale and have a billion dollars sitting around, what would you do?

    3. Re:i do find it funny by cwcpetech · · Score: 1

      Hell, if you see a used plane on sale and have a billion dollars sitting around, what would you do?
      Fill it with WMD and sell it to the US Military?

    4. Re:i do find it funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hell, if you see a used plane on sale and have a billion dollars sitting around, what would you do?

      I still have thousand better ways to spend the billion dollors. If you have to throw it around, why not help some third world country or make a research foundation for scientists/mathematicians.

    5. Re:i do find it funny by xnixman · · Score: 1

      I immediately thought the same thing. The lamers in these parts say Gates is evil and the google guys are "not evil".

      Gates is busy giving away his (and Buffett's) money to make the world a better place, and the google guys are busy blowing their money on fancy gas guzzling, atmosphere destroying, toxin spewing transportation that makes a fleet of SUV's look positively green.

      Someone has a warped sense of good and evil.

    6. Re:i do find it funny by cameronk · · Score: 1

      Let's move on, folks...this is another case of finding out what turns up when you drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailor park.

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  35. This proves it by Frightening · · Score: 1

    You can't have a pimped out airliner in your hangar and still be "not evil". In fact, you can't have a hangar in the first place and retain not-evil status, unless you're a South American drug-lord, in which case you're just badass.

    This is common knowledge.

    1. Re:This proves it by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I think your hanger comment needs a qualifying statement. I know many people who own hangers. Of course most of those hangers barely hold a twin engine cessna. My grandpa even build his last house with the intent of being able to use his basement as a hanger.

    2. Re:This proves it by Frightening · · Score: 1

      ..built his last house..

      If he wasn't your grandpa, I'd say he aint too not-evil either.

    3. Re:This proves it by Fullhazard · · Score: 1

      No offense guy, but you grandfather built a house with a secret underground lair, complete with the capability to land planes. How could he possibly NOT be evil?
      In all seriousness, how does owning a 7n7 make you evil? Just because they happen to have ungodly amounts of money and they don't feel like keeping it miserly hidden away in big banks and instead want to spend it doesn't make you evil.

    4. Re:This proves it by Marsmensch · · Score: 1

      This comment has just been posted and hasn't been modded yet. I'm curious to see if "Funny" or "Informative" will win the day...

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    5. Re:This proves it by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Because that money could also be spent to advance society and not pollute our air having parties.

      At least if you drive a Bently, you're only expending several barrels of oil every day, instead of several thousand.

    6. Re:This proves it by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      Comments like this are so stupid. Have you ever considered how much the google guys advanced society while making that money?

      The couple of billion dollars that they have earned is a pitence compared to the wealth that they have added to society. Researchers use google to better communicate their ideas, consumers use it to make sure they are getting the best product, innovators with new products and ideas use it to reach their audience, and people in less democratic and pluralist countries use it to find new ideas.

      There are no ills in society - ANYWHERE - that are caused by a lack of money. People are poor when they are prevented from using their resources in an efficient manner, and this is exactly what technology like Google helps against.

    7. Re:This proves it by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Sure we could say their net contribution to the planet is positive, but flying around in a large airliner unnecessarily causing damage to everybody in the form of air pollution is definitely going to dent their rating.

  36. Oh, the humanity... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just find it... I dunno... sad? offputting? ...that billionaires pretty much choose to blow off steam about the same way Bubba in the trailer park does, just more expensively. Booze and drugs and whores. Outside of technical endeavors, we are ultimately an uncreative species. :(

    1. Re:Oh, the humanity... by ivoras · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a bad thing? :)

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    2. Re:Oh, the humanity... by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      Humantity does what works and booze, drugs, and whores work...

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    3. Re:Oh, the humanity... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      No, not bad. Limited.

      Heck, I think most prostitution should be legal.

  37. Re:Oh No Not $200,000! That'll sink Google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sergey and Larry are Billionaires... To put that in perspective, if you had a net worth of 1 million dollars this would be like being sued for $200.

    Thanks for putting that in perspective for us little guys who are only worth $1 million.

  38. Don't be hatin. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Just work hard and you too can have a plane with a piano and a California King bed in it too.

  39. 9-11 by corychristison · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't the Boeing 767 the same type of plane that was flown into the WTC buildings?

    1. Re:9-11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the Boeing 767 the same type of plane that was flown into the WTC buildings?

      Psst, you're not on alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters, Dale Gribble.

    2. Re:9-11 by corychristison · · Score: 1
      I'm not a conspiracy nut. I just wanted to bring that forth. I'm not trying to say that google was involved in any way... just stating a point.

      Fuck, it's people like you that piss me off.

  40. Exactly! by raehl · · Score: 1

    I've got 1200 emails about Viagra - I'm not involved in cock-pills.

    And Jennings has 1200 emails about the airplane, proving Google's position that he was not involved!

  41. For crying out loud... by bitbucketeer · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Google just send the plane over to Galpin Auto Sports and let Xzibit and Mad Mike film a gonzo Pimp My Jet special for MTV?

  42. Re:And please don't MOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complaints about the choice of title for an article, or the moderation system are offtopic at best. When they are worded as inflammatory, they should be moderated as troll.

  43. Google travel policy is amazingly risky by cprior · · Score: 1

    I am flabbergasted that a company worth billions actually allows both head honchos to travel in the same plane. This might kill both. In the business world the "board members etc. travel apart"-rule is quite a common policy and it is for sure not a new aspect to Brin and Page. Which is even more un-understandable as it shows that they are acting against what their advisors must have told them.

    1. Re:Google travel policy is amazingly risky by FooGoo · · Score: 1

      I think the board would be pleased is the Google brothers bought it in a plane crash.

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  44. Re:And please don't MOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kissing a little ass there? Slashdot has outlived it's usefulness. For now this place is best off as a trollfest.

  45. You don't actually know what they're doing with it by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    ...but I do, and apparently so do the Slashdot editors who chose this title.

    They're going to be digitizing it (like in Tron) so that they can fight viruses personally. They'll also be improving the searches by overseeing the programs responsible through direct communication rather than through programming.

    Its thought that it'll be a little safer for them to do this in a plane since all the programs only have bikes. A plane will also help avoid the dangerous lines emitted by the back of the bikes, which can cause deresolution to those who don't have lightening reflexes.

    Not that it's all going to be for business, of course. They've hired some playboy girls to write a few of the programs (well...they're only visual basic, but it counts), since all programs end up looking exactly like the person who writes them while inside, and all users are viewed as gods when they enter the internet.

    Point is, they're impeding google's ability to improve it's searches, which impedes my ability to have better google searches.

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  46. Re:When you post articles days late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pssst. Fucktard. Digg stole the headline off the article in question. Complaining about that makes you look stupid.

  47. Next problem for Google... by doppelf · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Snakes on a motherfucking Google plane.

  48. Forgot one. by woolio · · Score: 1


    Great people talk about ideas
    Average people talk about things
    Small people talk about other people


    and Slimy people PATENT ideas.

  49. Lava lamps on a plane by Snuggly_Soft · · Score: 1

    I'll bet green money that the dispute involved lava lamps in some way. As in, the airplane couldn't safely achieve liftoff due to the sheer volume of lava lamps. Or the pilot couldn't see, because of the giant lava lamp in the cockpit. Lava lamps are probably involved here.

  50. I'm just saying what we're all thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lolTERRORISTS!!!!

  51. Extreme partying is incompatible with managing. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Everyone has 24 hours in every day. Google is growing VERY rapidly in complexity. Every hour spent preparing for extreme partying is an hour not spent managing Google, which is slowly getting out of control. For example, Google's human resources department has become abusive.

  52. fucking idiots by kencurry · · Score: 1

    1) they ripped off "Current Contents" citation index
    2) pretended that they knew what they were doing just because they were at stanford
    3) got tons of money, which validated the rip-off in peoples minds

    now look at them. A couple of turds arguing over how to decorate they fancy plane.

    i'll askjeeves from now on.

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    1. Re:fucking idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so you know AskJeeves uses the Google Search. Google pays AskJeeves very handsomely for their search results, pick up the book "The Google Story" in which B & P talk about google and their success. In that they talk about Ask Jeeves. As well as a ton of other unknown (or not widely known) information about Google.

  53. You are incorrect by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    BG has been a long time owner of a 767 for his personal flights. In fact, Paul Allen owns a 757 . They bought them in mid 80s. And have rarely flown anything but those since. If you wish to see them, go to Boeing Airfield.

    The big difference is that both Bill and Paul bought them when they were expensive. No, they were not worth more than the Google Guys (in fact, I would guess that if MS had not just built their monopoly at the time, they could not of afforded it). And more importantly, the "Google Guys" are not buying it, but the company is, for company use. Considering the situation after 9/11, it may actually be cheaper to fly than to use commercial.

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  54. Word of the Day: Switcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    switcher \'swi`ch &r\, n.
    A person who thinks that they are a Mac user but are really just trying to be. The mistake they make is to try to become a Mac user, when real Mac users are all about not trying to be anything and following your own rules. There is no fashion code to being a Mac user. There are no rules as to what applications you have to run.

    Recent converts like you are ruining the old school Mac community because you are posers. Apple releases one OS that popularizes Fitts' law and the Genie effect, and suddenly people assume being a Mac user is all about owning a Mac. But a real Mac user is born, not made. You "switchers" are misrepresenting yourselves and the Mac platform. You're giving people the wrong idea of what Macintosh is.

    switcher: shops at hot topic, thinks Firefox is a good Mac app, waiting for OS X port of PayrollPro 2000, follows any hint of a fashion trend (instead of setting them!), wouldn't know Clarus from Carl Sagan.

    real Mac user: someone true to who they are, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo. The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world.

    1. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by richdun · · Score: 1

      Word of the day? How come I've seen this about a thousand times, every time someone mentions they now use OS X after using something else previously? New word of the day: coward (n) - someone who feels so insecure in their own position in life that they cannot bear to launch a fanboy attack under a real name.

    2. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's a copy-paste troll, like "How do I install Quake 3 in Linux?" and crap like that.

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    3. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It's that sort of arrogance that will prevent Mac OS X from ever becoming a real option on the desktop.

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    4. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It already is a "real option" for Mac-type people—always has been, always will be. That you dismiss its utility only emphasizes your inveterate beigeness, and we Mac users are gratified to know that you and your boring ilk won't be switching anytime soon.

    5. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Does being a "Mac-type person"(aka an idiot) include having a humorectomy? Because that comment makes it seem like that's so.
      At any rate, the only piece of my computer that's beige is my monitor, and the rest is black and silver, which is infinitely better than white plastic. Hell, even beige is better than white plastic. I'll leave me to my better and cheaper hardware, while you get to keep your white--wait, now it's yellow!--plastic.

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    6. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Beige," sir, was in reference to you. It has nothing to do with the color of your equipment, but rather serves as a metaphor for your state of mind. Are you autistic, or just such a wretchedly linear thinker that you can't communicate with anyone the least bit unsquare? Brick-headed literalism, such as yours, is a symptom of a PC personality.

    7. Re:Word of the Day: Switcher by richdun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you read the fine print, Apple does require an Apple iHumor replacement module for "real" Mac users. Us fakes get by without having to get one, but we miss out on special advance access to the Reality Distortion Field (tm) and other iPerks.

      And I agree on the white plastic stuff - just feels like a glossy version of Dell/HP/Compaq plastic glory. The biggest difference - if I had a MacBook, I'd feel I paid way too much to mess up my shiny plastic, while if it were a Dell, I'd realize it was going to not look good all its life, so I don't care what happens to it as long as the thing boots, doesn't have an exploding battery, and doesn't make weird HDD death noises.

      I like metal cases - alumninum PowerBooks, aluminum LCDs, and, my favorite, the Antec Sonata case for my PC with like 3-4mm thick steel. Sure, it's a beast, but I can beat the hell out the thing and it never breaks (and the anti-noise mountings do a fair amount of shock absorption too...not a lot, but good enough).

  55. MS !Bling? by drjzzz · · Score: 1

    Is it true that Bill Gates travelled on scheduled airlines until relatvely recently, say the mid-90's? I heard that he did so because he wanted the experience of the average businessperson, (presumably) so that he could help guide software development to meet their needs. It seems incredible now, but Gates was not well known back then and could probably travel without attracting too much attention. Could be apocryphal, but if true, it's the sort of dedication and obsessive focus that has made MS so successful while other firms flame-out.

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  56. News for Nerds...... by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

    begin $0.02
    Just because an article contains the word Google does not mean that it is news for neards or stuff that matters.
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  57. Has Google Ever heard of Global Frinkin Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they need a party vehicle, it should be a train!! Not another planet destroyer!!

  58. Now with ozone guard by gravy.jones · · Score: 0

    Google is like the Sharper Image. At first you are very impressed with them. You go in the store and see all the fancy gizmos and gadgets. Walk around and play with some, watch others play with them, have a good time and then leave without buying anything. You comment about the cool factor but never intend on buying anything because it costs too much. Pretty soon they actually come out with a mainstream product and people soak it up. They keep hawking it over and over, trying to sell it because it is really all that they have got. Just be wary when that search engine advertises "Now with ozone guard" and the founders are on TV holding a baby during the commercial. That will really be the indicator of the stock going down.

    As far as flying and fitting out a party barge, that's just a good investment. They will be able to unload it on some other rich person or company when ever they want to. It will be like Elvis' Cadillacs; everyone will want it so selling it won't be an issue.

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  59. Google is an online service provider by phorm · · Score: 1

    It's a stupid reason, but it's basically that and the lack of other appropriate categories...

  60. How special by KaThR__Vn · · Score: 1

    It's sad that people even read this stuff. I mean, really, the only reason that anyone would care about this is simply to let people know that they can afford to go to court with a contractor. Contractors are brought in to do work. Most the time the founders of the companies themselves (especially on this side of the globe) have no idea what it is that they want. And as for the very first argument. It said they had 1200+ emails that what was it.... "Mr. Jennings, 67 years old, says the allegations are groundless. He says he was wrongly fired after trying to alert Mr. Schmidt that Blue City was going to be overcharged for some materials used in the interior of the plane. Mr. Jennings says allegations that he wasn't sufficiently involved in the project or accessible to the plane's owners are false, and has over 1,200 emails related to the project to disprove them." I believe that's what Kevin J. Delaney at the WSJ wrote. So, there probably weren't just 1200 emails that was just the amount of emails that disproved their publicly stated reasoning that lead to his termination. So apparently he was involved in the project and accessible to the plane owners. I would almost guaruntee that it doesn't matter to these individuals, as they have money. So instead of acting like descent individuals with money and letting someone they signed a contract with finish their obligation to the company, they blame the contractor for internal problems with the project and let him take the fall instead of themselves. Isn't that how it always goes? Wouldn't they have so much more to lose for overspending and breaking budget on a party plane for the company? If he actually accounted for his time on contract using activity based accounting principles I wonder if he would have truely even been being paid enough for his time. It certainly would clear up any judgement the judicial system could not radicate. So yay for the corporation once again. For stepping on the little people. For knowing where to place blame. For being more of an anonymous coward than any man righteous enough to be independent. Where are the leaders and why is it that every time we get one we lose them to wealth, politics, media, and their own ego. I don't know what to make of the situation, but it definitely sounds familiar.

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  61. Google founder environmentalism??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever hapened to the pro-enviromental attitude from Google founders. A private 767 jet for their use is just environmental nonesense.