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  1. Re:Dumb idea on Pizza Hut Tests New "Subconscious Menu" That Reads Your Mind · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I'm sure that couldn't possibly be a scam to try to get people to order a few slivers of onion or green pepper at an extra cost of $1.50 each (while taking away some of the pepperoni at the same time).

    They may take our pepperoni, but they'll never take our heartburn!

  2. futhermore... on The Schizophrenic Programmer Who Built an OS To Talk To God · · Score: 1

    deals.slashdot.org uses an invalid security certificate. The certificate is only valid for the following names: stacksocial.com, www.stacksocial.com, deals.droid-life.com, deals.macwareinc.com, deals.thenextweb.com, deals.inetinteractive.com, store.efactor.com, deals.androidguys.com, store.bgr.com, deals.androidauthority.com, deals.androidpit.com, deals.fansided.com, deals.indiegamebundles.com
    (Error code: ssl_error_bad_cert_domain)

  3. Re:Be Gentle With Him on The Schizophrenic Programmer Who Built an OS To Talk To God · · Score: 1

    Why?

    Does the word "smitten" ring a bell?
    Mock those less fortunate and be smitten with the same issue...
    Talk to God and it is protected as a human right, God talks back and they medicate you or lock you up...

  4. Re:More proof ... on Doubling Saturated Fat In Diet Does Not Increase It In Blood · · Score: 1

    When you put on the nose, it grows and grows...
    I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
    Actually pretty amazing the concepts these guys were tossing around in 1971...

  5. Re:They're thinkin' Big! on Marijuana Legalized In Oregon, Alaska, and Washington DC · · Score: 1

    I demand more intelligent trolls! Why does /. only have stupid trolls?

    Once they attain a moderate level of intelligence they run for public office and are then too busy to come back and visit us.
    Or they might be getting baked and looking at LOLcats...
    Like this guy: Internet Troll

  6. Re:Pedantic on Internet Voting Hack Alters PDF Ballots In Transmission · · Score: 1

    Why, you want to cause Leonard Nimoy to off himself or what?

  7. Re:But but but on HYREL 3-D Printers Were Developed by 3-D Printer Users (Video) · · Score: 1

    ...The filament coming from the reel is obviously too curved, but a bigger reel would be less practical (PLA would absorb significant moisture before the reel is used up).

    A small incandescent bulb might relax the filament with a touch of radiated heat...
    You might need to add a reflector or back reflector depending on the size of the area but I'd start with just a night light blub.

  8. Also grabbing a copy of smartmontools might be a good idea...
    http://smartmontools.sourceforge.net

  9. Re:Yes, but the real problem is being ignored. on Washington Dancers Sue To Prevent Identity Disclosure · · Score: 1

    At the Blue Oyster
    Club Strips You!

  10. Re:Yes, but the real problem is being ignored. on Washington Dancers Sue To Prevent Identity Disclosure · · Score: 1

    Only Claude Rains could pull that off.

    Someone would then need to bring a naked lady to him and say:
    Your lap dancer, sir...

  11. Re:Yes, but the real problem is being ignored. on Washington Dancers Sue To Prevent Identity Disclosure · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Going into a strip club and being "affronted" by the nudity is like going into a bar and being "affronted" by the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages...

  12. It's A Trap! on Why the Time Is Always Set To 9:41 In Apple Ads · · Score: 2

    I think it's a count down...
    What happens at 00:00?

    iPocalypse!

  13. Re:Terrible on Russia Takes Down Steve Jobs Memorial After Apple's Tim Cook Comes Out · · Score: 1

    Like, how do you even reach this point of reasoning.

    Step One:
    Find your deepest closet and get as far into it as you can.
    Step Two:
    Stay in there no matter what and insist that this is perfectly normal behavior.

  14. Re:penis on Most Planets In the Universe Are Homeless · · Score: 1

    penis

    Your comment was modded down for the following reason:
    Submission too short.

  15. Re:Meh on Breaching Air-Gap Security With Radio · · Score: 1

    In my information world, I still don't care about your beer, only mine.

    All your beer are belong to us!

  16. Has He tried bleaching it?

  17. Re:Competition on Apple Pay Competitor CurrentC Breached · · Score: 1

    This is sort of like trusting the mob to be your financial advisors ...

    You gotta problem with that?

  18. Re:Oh shit on Largest Sunspot In a Quarter Century Spews Flares · · Score: 2

    Fuel and oxygen... we'll be fine as long as there's no concentrated amount of great heat or other source of ignition.

  19. Re:Sounds like Slashdot on We Are All Confident Idiots · · Score: 1

    I will respond to this as soon as I get done fixing the Internet...
    BRB.

  20. Re:Low power CPU meet bloated pOS on Firefox OS Coming To Raspberry Pi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Firefox OS seriously needs to just die.

    I think that's berry unlikely...

  21. Re:Islam is winning on Days After Shooting, Canada Proposes New Restrictions On and Offline · · Score: 1

    We do tend to become the thing we are fighting. That's why people like Gandhi would not fight...
    A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.

  22. Re:Slashdot Effect on Safercar.gov Overwhelmed By Recall For Deadly Airbags · · Score: 1

    moose bites Kan be pretti nasti

  23. Re:And this is why Linux will never win the deskto on Debian's Systemd Adoption Inspires Threat of Fork · · Score: 1

    And that is still the point. Linux, BSD etc are all good for a purpose.

    Linus is NOT good for the desktop or average user. Most people just want something that works out of the box, even if there are a lot of tradeoffs.

    I've gotten several older users moved to Zorin 8 (and now 9) after XP died. For the most part they can do what they want, shop, Skype, play most browser based games, bank, email, etc. I find they get less infections, almost zero. Once in a while they misplace an icon or play with the system setting and I have to look at it for them, but that too is rare. It saved them from buying a new system so they are willing to learn a little...

  24. Re:exactly, just like slashdot on Snapchat Will Introduce Ads, Attempt To Keep Them Other Than Creepy · · Score: 1

    Huh? What video ads?

    I'm with you... and I'm also still wondering what that "Disable Advertising" check box near the top right corner of each page is all about...

  25. Re:two or three Tegras? on Tesla Teardown Reveals Driver-facing Electronics Built By iPhone 6 Suppliers · · Score: 2

    If Jack the Ripper lays one ectoplasmic appendage on my Tesla I hope he gets Westinghoused!