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  1. Re:Yea, I'm sure he gives a rat's ass. on Iran Court Summons Mark Zuckerberg For Facebook Privacy Violations · · Score: 2

    How exactly could an attorney help someone avoid a fatwa?

    Dress up as Mark Zuckerberg?

  2. Re:I wonder on B-52 Gets First Full IT Upgrade Since 1961 · · Score: 1

    Cruise missiles can carry a nuclear warhead. A B-52 can carry 20 cruise missiles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_delivery#Cruise_missile) and is the only platform usable for these stealth weapons. We allegedly agreed not to put stealth weapons on stealth aircraft in a treaty (honored but not ratified), so this bird is going to be around for a while... And 20 nukes targeted to that extreme would certainly fuck up the day of a lot of people.

  3. Re:Can't use it on R Throwdown Challenge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this the programming language of Pirates?
    Is this the programming language for Pirates?
    Is this the language for programming Pirates?
    Arrr...

  4. Re:Ick. on FCC Gets Go-Ahead For Plan To Expand Rural Internet Access · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Monsanto was involved in some way.

    That's why the dust won't stick to the Cheetos... non-stick corn.

  5. Re:Ick. on FCC Gets Go-Ahead For Plan To Expand Rural Internet Access · · Score: 1

    v
    The people that feed you

    Sir, we do NOT grow Cheetos! If someone want to do unnatural things with corn, well, as long as it's off the farm first then that's their lookout... Everyone knows trolls are covered in Cheetos dust and Doritos crumbs, but they didn't get it from us!

  6. Re:Does not matter on The World's Worst Planes: Aircraft Designs That Failed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, tell that to Hitler!

    Oh My Godwin!

  7. Re:worked in the old days on Google Using YouTube Threat As Leverage For Cheaper Streaming Rights · · Score: 2

    but the lesser of two evils.

    what is this, an election?

  8. Re: Dear google, we love sdcards , idiot CEOs on Why Cheap Smartphones Are Going To Upset the Industry · · Score: 1

    You can keep your string. I have two quarks and a muon!

    But you don't know where they are or how fast they're going...

  9. Re:Condescending Willy Wonka on Static Electricity Defies Simple Explanation · · Score: 0

    It's simply astounding!

  10. Re:advice to those who name dinosaurs on Biggest Dinosaur Yet Discovered · · Score: 1

    Right! They could just start using synonyms for "very funny" and "great personality". Also, if thigh size is the determining factor in overall size Mrs. Wolowitz (mother of Howard Joel Wolowitz) may have them beat...

  11. Re:Landfills too on Humans Causing California's Mountains To Grow · · Score: 2

    Bah, we've been building "mountains" for quite a while already.

    Yes, but no one is talking about the looming molehill shortage!

  12. Re:At least there's hope . . . on Why Disney Can't Give Us High-Def Star Wars Where Han Shoots First · · Score: 1

    ...
    So Disney and Fox won't see another $, €, £ or Yen from me for the forseable future. Original movies 4-6 or nothing.

    I would rather see the whole franchise disappear than give Rupert Murdoch one more nickel... and I really like the originals.

  13. Re:Too late. on The Struggle To Ban Killer Robots · · Score: 2

    Automated armies are best used against ones own citizens. A normal army will not be ruthless in crushing a homeland rebellion because the people in the army are from the same group as the people in the revolution. This can cause a conflict of feelings in a group of soldiers putting down a revolt. Robots have no problem with a "police action" against the citizens of their own country. The Romans did basically the same thing by absorbing conquered armies and then sending them to other regions where they would be fighting/policing people from a land other that their own. As long as the constituents' sons and daughters are towing the line and not associated with the wrong subset of the population database they should have nothing to fear... other than the whole robotic overlord thing...

  14. Re:Lamepocalypse on The Upcoming Windows 8.1 Apocalypse · · Score: 1

    Revelation 8:1 When the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and seven trumpets were given to them.

    nothing terrible there :)

    Wait till you hear them play...

  15. Re:Blank Media on Sony Warns Demand For Blu-Ray Diminishing Faster Than Expected · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't expect this. There is an inevitable whining to government that is in the cards... you can bet on it.

    Because if they bring the whine, the government will provide the cheese...

  16. Re:Velocity on Star Cluster Ejected From Galaxy At 2,000,000 MPH · · Score: 2

    Only on Slashdot is a speed of 2*10^^6 MPH
    1) expressed in imperial units
    2) called "pedestrian" by some poster
    Good stuff.

    1) You won't be dissing those "imperial units" once the Death Star is finished!
    2) I have it on good authority that everything is already moving at 12,000,000 a minute so yes, 2 million miles an HOUR does seem "pedestrian".

    I'll save you the trouble on the numbers:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_Song

  17. Re:Velocity on Star Cluster Ejected From Galaxy At 2,000,000 MPH · · Score: 1

    Don't know why I saw 12 million instead of 2 million in TFS... still, even 555 miles per second should have a nice shock wave.

  18. Re:Velocity on Star Cluster Ejected From Galaxy At 2,000,000 MPH · · Score: 1

    You'll be circling the globe roughly every 8 seconds so use a different street each time you go through town...
    they won't have time to set a trap before shock waves have wiped the town, chair and all, off the map.

  19. Re:Efficiency? on Toyota Describes Combustion Engine That Generates Electricity Directly · · Score: 2

    The devil is in the details.

    Crap, I've spent years hunting him in the boardroom!

  20. Re:The station is called Radio Muda on Imminent Server Seizure Tests Brazil's New Internet Bill of Rights · · Score: 1

    I thought it was Radio Menudo.

    No, that's a bunch of tripe!

  21. Re:Wait what on Verizon's Plan To Snoop On Its Customers · · Score: 1

    They haven't been doing that all along anyway?

    Of course - but now they're getting enough money to push that colonoscope all the way up to your teeth

    Their actions are leaving a bad taste in my mouth!

  22. Re:Venus isn't Earth's "twin" really at all. on Venus' Crust Heals Too Fast For Plate Tectonics · · Score: 2

    There's a big difference between Earth and Venus.

    Later doesn't have an over-sized moon.

    That adds a lot of stress. Then pile on 1.3 billion cubic kilometres of water that tends to try to follow the moon around...
    1,400,000,000,000,000,000 metric tons sloshing around would put cracks in pretty much anything.

  23. Re:reply from 2077 on AMD Not Trying To Get Its Chips Into Low-Cost Tablets · · Score: 1

    using fusion powered yotta 3000.

    I'm a wishin it was fission...

  24. Re:The Harsh Light of Day on Google Aids Scientology-Linked Group CCHR With Pay-Per-Click Ads · · Score: 1

    Well, it's certain that someone at Google needs their head examined... not that they would show up for the appointment...

  25. Re:Does the math work out? on Why Tesla Really Needs a Gigafactory · · Score: 1

    Something sounds like the old fable of pulling yourself up by your own hair.

    That actually works but it has to be the hair located between the scrotum and the anus... half the population just doesn't have the balls for it and most of the rest just can't get a grip on the idea...

    Seriously, states are giving huge tax breaks to attract business right now. In this economic climate it might even be possible to open a battery factory, although it would be cheaper in other countries. If you control production then the profit that would have gone to a manufacturer as well as a distributor is saved. Then you might save on shipping costs, if you chose to be responsible for that also. I would say build a factory near the Mexico border in AZ, NM, or TX and then put the battery factory a block away in Mexico. I skipped CA as they have made it very costly for anyone to work with things like battery components and metals.