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  1. Subject on Intel To Lay Off 1000 Managers · · Score: 1

    Wait, they're laying off management instead of the grunts who actually make the products? Shit, they must be desperate.

  2. Subject on Suspended Animation Tests Successful · · Score: 0

    Quick, someone revive Walt Disney so I can beat him back to death.

  3. Subject on U.S. House to Vote on Anti-Online Gambling Act · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the republican-controlled congress will continue its longstanding tradition of making government leaner and shoot this bill down, right? Right? I mean, look at all the other recent republican-controlled congressional actions designed to make government smaller and more effic...ah, shit.

  4. Re:Let me clear up this misconception on Adware Spreads Through Myspace · · Score: 1

    You're right. I should have appended "and occasionally the product being marketed when gullible morons don't realize they're being advertised at." Thanks for the heads-up.

  5. Let me clear up this misconception on Adware Spreads Through Myspace · · Score: 1

    "a strange example of viral marketing gone wrong"

    Viral marketing will never "go right" for anyone except the ass-sucking, bottom-feeding marketers who come up with it. Happy to help.

  6. Re:No, Three -- she killed Bell Labs/Lucent too... on Forbes Now Thinks Carly Saved HP · · Score: 1

    I was with Lucent when Hurricane Carly blew through. And boy, did she blow. Still does, in fact.

  7. Re:ubid extents when a bid comes in on How to Win on Ebay: Snipe · · Score: 1

    "the actual value of the object is not what I would pay for it
    but what others would pay for it.
    thus, I am over paying when I win an auction."

    In that case, why the hell are you bidding more than you'd pay for it? Learn some self-control and your bank account will be happier.

  8. Re:From the seller's perspective: 1 cent auctions? on How to Win on Ebay: Snipe · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Of course, this strategy can backfire if only one person wants your item, then you end up selling it at a loss"

    And this is how I ended up with a box of never-used OKI cell phones (11 of them, I believe) with batteries and chargers, for a penny. Good times.

  9. Subject on Kent State Banning Athletes from Using Facebook · · Score: 1

    "'We're really concerned about the safety of our student-athletes and some of the personal information some of them have on there'"

    Naturally the best way to help postsecondary students become responsible adults is to pretend you're their mommy. Shrewd move, Kennedy.

    "If student-athletes don't remove their profiles by the deadline, they risk losing their scholarships"

    SECURITY ADVISORY

    Summary: Spoofing vulnerability
    Affected site(s): Kent State University
    Affected Versions: All
    Release Date: 6/27/2006

    Details: Arbitrary Kent State athletes can have their scholarships revoked if the attacker has a picture of the athlete and can create a Facebook account using this photo along with vague details. Kent State athletes who already have Facebook accounts are at greater risk, as the information contained within will be more specific and credible when used by the attacker even if the student takes his or her account down. Vendor has not been notified, as vendor hasn't got a clue in the first place.

    Workaround: Attend a school that treats adults like adults.

  10. Subject on Immaturity Level Rising in Adults · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a senior citizen, I feel it's my duty to point this out: LOL! PWNT! W00t

  11. Subject on Broadcast Flag Sneaking in the Back Door · · Score: 1

    Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens is doing something sneaky? Stop the presses!

  12. Subject on Futurama Returns · · Score: 1

    What is this, Digg? Link to the story, not some fuckhead's blog: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/back_to_the_fu turama_entertainment_don_kaplan.htm

  13. Re:Sounds like it's time.. on String Theory a Disaster for Physics? · · Score: 1

    You're better off with religion. Just ask L. Ron "worm food" Hubbard.

  14. Fuck you, marketers on Viral Marketing to Become the Norm? · · Score: 1

    Too little, too late, marketing drones. Years of being beat over the head with the lowest common denominators in advertising schemes have forced most people to actively shun your idiotic bullshit. I don't care how "clever" you fucks think your ads are, they're going to be blocked.

  15. Subject on Planets Without Stars or Mini-Solar Systems? · · Score: 1

    I propose we call it the "Pupeteer Fleet Worlds" and be done with it.

  16. Re:The RIAA has a problem with everything. on Viral Music Videos A Problem For RIAA · · Score: 1

    "I don't understand"

    Because Slashdot is comprised of more than one person. Happy to help.

  17. Subject on Viral Music Videos A Problem For RIAA · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pardon me for not giving a fuck what the music industry likes. It hasn't given a fuck what I like for years.

  18. Woohoo on Captain Copyright Targets Kids · · Score: 1

    "Then hand out (or read) Line Master: Some Copyright Laws."

    Gosh, the only thing more exciting for those kids would be if Certified Public AccountantMan came in and read them some of the Canadian tax code. Lucky tykes.

  19. Re:The Top ten on The Pirate Bay Is Back Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    "* prances around in free Half-Life 2 T-shirt *"

    Looking at it from another angle, you paid $40 for a shirt. :)

  20. Re:quit yer bellyachin' on Telecoms Facing $50 Billion Lawsuit for Wiretaps · · Score: 1

    "The 1996 law on this says the Govt. can ask for these records at any time."

    Which 1996 law would that be, dumbfuck? Because the 1994 law (CALEA) says "pursuant to a court order or other lawful authorization" on every single line. But that may be too subtle for you.

  21. Re:Why not a standard 1/4 mile run? on Electric Car Faster Than A Ferrari or Porsche · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Slashdot already has ads, fuckface. If you want to run yours, contact the sales department.

  22. Re:Let me start by quoting... on Places Feature Cut From Firefox 2 · · Score: 1

    "There's an old adage about beggars and choosers you should look into."

    I fail to see how "Choosy beggars choose Jif" has any bearing on his situation.

  23. Re:Mmph on Colbert New Comic-in-Chief · · Score: 1

    "I want to talk about open source, and software, and technology."

    And yet here you are, talking about politics.

    Funny how that works.

  24. Re:KISS on Vintage Diseases Making a Comeback · · Score: 1

    "unis cramp as many people into 4x4 yards room as they can without having troubles with PETA"

    Wait, PETA cares about humans now?

  25. Oh boy! on Verizon Ruling May Tax Dial-Up Customers · · Score: 1

    Looks like that retro 80s craze is here to stay!