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Forbes Now Thinks Carly Saved HP

Justen writes "It's been nearly a year and a half since Carly Fiorina was fired as CEO and chairman at HP. Now, Forbes is saying Mark Hurd and HP today are reaping the success of the strategies she developed and decisions Carly made. 'Fiorina's demise was chalked up to bad execution of bad strategic moves, most notably the 2002 Compaq acquisition. But Hurd has always said there was nothing wrong with Fiorina's strategy. He seems to be hewing close to it. He rejiggered the org chart but said he'll keep the company together instead of breaking it up along premerger lines, as Fiorina's loudest critics suggested doing.' Forbes adds that HP's revenues, profit, and market share have held steady or improved since Hurd came aboard, but asks: 'Whose results are these? You could make a case that they are as much Fiorina's as Hurd's. The effects of strategic moves like buying Compaq stretch out over years.' So, which is it? Did Carly kill the HP way? Or did she save what was left of it?"

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  1. Perhaps both? by BluhDeBluh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps the long-term strategies of Fiorina and the short-term management of Hurd have paid off. A joint effort...

    1. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
      Nope. Carly was killing HP, and Hurd undid some of the stupidity.

      At my previous employer, post-merger HP was our biggest customer; and you'd talk to HP Cupertino and HP Houston and be shocked at the confusion between the two divisions. We'd get answers like "uh, you don't need to talk to us (Houston) anymore because Cupertino's taking over that work" and 4 weeks later a conversation with the same person "help! we're back on again but now 4 weeks behind schedule".

      And this wasn't a one-time incident. For years post-merger, it seemed everyone was constantly expecting that if they'd stick their neck out on even the most minor issue Carly would chop it off - which lead to years of confusion and noone within HP nor their suppliers knowing what the h*ll they were doing.

    2. Re:Perhaps both? by dubdays · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the long-term strategies of Fiorina and the short-term management of Hurd have paid off. A joint effort...

      I agree with your comment, but I think there is another element to it. Fiorina actually had some decent ideas, but no one in the company liked her, so the execution of her strategies suffered. Good ideas, but couldn't get the job done. Hurd is taking the pieces and putting the puzzle together, so to speak. Plus, he doesn't come across as having the arrogant "I'm better than you" attitude Fiorina seemed to have. That attitude will cripple a company, and it showed when HP employees were dancing in the halls when Carly was canned.

    3. Re:Perhaps both? by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the long-term strategies of Fiorina and the short-term management of Hurd have paid off. A joint effort...

      Or do you mean Fiorina did the dirty work so Hurd could take the credit?

      It takes years for the impact of a CEO/Chairperson to make a difference unless the books are cooked or the whole VP staff is replaced. In fact I am following one such company now and it is just showing improvements after 2 years and at least 1/2 of the executive staff were replaced.

      Merging companies properly is risky, HP->Compaq->Digital was a big gamble and a questionable payout. But HP lost it's organic growth, so if this was Fiorina's reason, it was a good one. Just look at NorTel, they tried a buying binge with Paul Stern and successors. And they still have not recovered to this day.

    4. Re:Perhaps both? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Fiorina actually had some decent ideas, but no one in the company liked her, so the execution of her strategies suffered...Hurd is taking the pieces and putting the puzzle together, so to speak.

      Plus, if Hurd's predecessor is so despised that he can fire 15,000 people and they're still bitching about her, that allows an enormous amount of room to operate.

      (I still have trouble associating the name "Hurd" with efficient development of computer technology, though...)

    5. Re:Perhaps both? by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Carly "The Hatchet" Fiorina was the worst thing that ever happened to HP. It is a wonder that they survived. Between turning the LaserJet printers from reliable workhorses to disposable junk to the disastrous Compaq merger, she broke everything she touched.

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    6. Re:Perhaps both? by 0racle · · Score: 1
      I still have trouble associating the name "Hurd" with efficient development of computer technology, though
      In 15 years, you'll still be wondering if he helped or hurt HP.
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    7. Re:Perhaps both? by elmo1618 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wasn't Carly Fiorina the author of the long term strategy at Lucent in the late 80's early 90's. Worked real well.

    8. Re:Perhaps both? by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I knew this would happen.

      It was the same with Gil Amelio at Apple. He inherited a company that was going downhill fast, made the necessary changes and was sacked before his changes really took effect. When Jobs took over, a lot of the things he is given credit for were started by Amelio. Having said that, Amelio would never have gotten Apple to where it is today, only Jobs could have done that, but he does deserve the credit for what he did do, and which he doesn't generally get.

      Same goes with Fiorina. She offended a lot of people at HP. But by all accounts they needed to be offended, and get a kick up the backside to boot. That's just what happens when someone comes along and makes necessary waves. Often they get sacked, but their changes stick. It's just business.

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    9. Re:Perhaps both? by DigiRaven · · Score: 0

      I agree. Ever since the merger of HP and Compaq HP has never been better. The products out perform any of the dells or IBMs that I currently use for the companies I maintain. From their latest 9000 and 8000 series laptops to their DL servers which are very stable. I think Carly was a hard nose CEO but her strategies saved the company from demise.

    10. Re:Perhaps both? by bsane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gil Amelio definatly deserves credit. He made the decision to purchase NeXT and create OSX, and dump the previous mess (copland). Without that Jobs wouldn't have been around...

    11. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous+Villain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have one word to trash Fioina's job performance. Agilent


      On July 19, 1999: Fiorina, 44, becomes president and CEO. On June 2000 HP spins off Agilent Technologies. This is a real stroke of genius. HP since then has just become a computer company.

      Agilent has since been spinning off its chips business for 2.6 billion. Agilent also sold both the high growth Lumileds for 1 billion and the profitable Healthcare Solutions Group for 1.7 billion. Healthcare has since become one of Philips most profitable divisions. This spin off as a whole cost HP 4 to 5 billion in cash since HP could have easily made the same money splitting it up. This is really illustrative of weak and innefective Agilent leadership and the incompetence of Fiorina. HP still derives most of it's profits from printers and low margin computers and if they had medical instruments they could have expanded the business into MRI's like Philips has and which Siemens has also done. Instead Philips is carving up the best of Agilent and laughing all the way to the bank. Medical insatruments is a high margin business with fewer competitors. The Hewlett's and Packard's are both right she created a new HP that is totally dependent on computers with very little diversification. HP could have expanded into Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI), Computed Tomography (CT), X-ray, and ultrasound systems and radiology and general imaging.


      Fiorina is a totally incompentent executive who's only claim to fame is the Compaq acquisition. Even then without Hurd it might not have worked.

    12. Re:Perhaps both? by Cobralisk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... in effect (re)hiring Jobs as his own replacement. Still, history is written by men who have hanged heroes. Apple needed a leader who could turn their freewheeling hippie crowd into a 'real' company during the post-68k Mac era. Maybe they suffered from a lack of vision, but a little structure and stability goes a long way toward preventing startups like Apple from flopping like so many dot-com ventures from earlier this century. Business cycles are just that: cyclic. Grow, fortify, grow, fortify. Growth requires colorful visionaries like Jobs. Fortification requires boring gray suits like Amelio. Sound business strategy means correctly identifying which part of the cycle you are currently in, and executing appropriately.

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    13. Re:Perhaps both? by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought crap like what you've described led to a terrible morale problem within the company. Fiorina's decisions, good or bad, are only part of the equation. Running on half-empty all the time because your employees feel so disenfranchised can't be a good thing.

    14. Re:Perhaps both? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You may have a point. Remember what Lou Gerstner said when he came on board at IBM:

      "The last thing IBM needs now is a vision".

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    15. Re:Perhaps both? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      You know Carly was so paranoid that she refused a chief Operating officer. For some reason she thinks that him or her would threaten her job.

      If one part of the company doesn't know what the other is doing then yes it meant Carly tried to micromange it. What a disaster?

    16. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought crap like what you've described led to a terrible morale problem within the company.

      Indeed. People were so afraid of making *ANY* decision that might get them on Carly's radar that everyone - ranging from low level product managers all to the way up to the guys running broad lines of products for both the old HP and the old Compaq refused to make any. Everyone was permanently in a state of "uh-oh, it looks like my department is going away" and everyone competent responded by spending more of their time coming up with backup plans of "what will I do if Carly hears about my group == I lose rand(100)% of my staff" even when their group wasn't at risk. In some cases these backup plans were to sandbag their plans/projections/forecasts/projects so they could survive if Carly took a hatchet to their group. In others it was mostly the case of looking for opportunities outside of HP. Neither did any good to the company.

    17. Re:Perhaps both? by Lothar · · Score: 1

      What you are saying is not entirely correct. As far as I know HP is still very heavily in the medical IT industry.

    18. Re:Perhaps both? by scardicat · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an employee of HP who got laid off last week, I can say that both Carly and Hurd are screwing the company. Carly did a lot of damage, but who says Hurd is improving things. Its a myth. HP is still a hire/fire shop. I am an engineer, they laid off my entire team and are just retaining the PHBs. The project is being offshored to India. Dont be fooled by the HP stock, some of the company's recent decisions seem ridiculous. Fundamentals will have to win at the end.

      I understand that every company is moving projects to India to save on costs, but what I find idiotic is the way HP is doing it now. They first laid off all the engineers who know anything about the project. Then they put together a team in India. They are now working on training the team in India and getting them to continue product development. In the meantime, when the team in India has to learn, customers who are using the product are gonna get screwed, sales of the product is gonna get hit real hard. Its just ridiculous. When the rest of the world thinks that Hurd is saving a lost company, as an insider until a week ago, I can say that its hurtling down the drain on its way to decline.

    19. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am not the GP.

      HP's involvement is "heavy" only in the sense that they are selling their standard PC equipment and counting it under "medical IT sales". it is quite easy to lose these sales since the customer can easily switch to, well, Dell. Not quite the same thing as when your medical IT sales consist of specialised equipment like MRI machines etc.

    20. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      having ideas is easy. any random halfwit generating random ideas will include some good ones. what you have to worry about is the ratio of good to bad, and its clear carly had quite a few bad ones. in any case the point is moot:

      when you hire a CEO you want execution, not a think tank.
      having ideas you cannot execute, for whatever reason, makes you worthless as a CEO.

    21. Re:Perhaps both? by Ra.Ma.Kri · · Score: 1

      The Fake lady with her 'lappa' makeup ( An Indian word for wall filler used to cover the holes before painting ) and Lappa management skills was good in one thing. That is crookedness in the guise of management. everybody knows how she screwed Lucent by selling bogus hardward to bogus companies. The current sickness of lucent is due to her poisoning effects that need a full blood transfusion. Once you encourage crookedness and promote some people, it would take more than 10 years to undo that culture. HP board liked that kind of trickery and wanted such 'non-ethical' culture brought in to engineering culture where honesty paid for more than 40 years. HP is made of too many tough guys who won't buckle under such bold crooked behavior. Mark Hurd did the blood transfusion and saved HP!

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    22. Re:Perhaps both? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      *Whooooosh*

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    23. Re:Perhaps both? by timrichardson · · Score: 1

      Dell is struggling because it does not have a good sales channel to consumers.
      The HP/Compaq merger gave HP size and good distribution channels. It turned out to be very smart. The strategy was actually quite good, and it needed someone with Fiorina's charisma to sell it. She was not the right person to execute it. HP seems to have the best of both worlds now; this means above all the board is very effective at choosing the right leaders for the right time. Overall, I think HP has been very impressive.

      And they still make the best calculators :-)

    24. Re:Perhaps both? by redsoxunixgeek · · Score: 0

      For a while Carly was ok, as a former HP employee I remember when she took over, The whole internal culture of the company changed, There was a lack of communication between all the different divisions and sometimes between departments within the division.

      So I guess it is all perspective on the situation

    25. Re:Perhaps both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only one word for your comment. Clueless. Or maybe two words. Totally clueless.

      Carly had nothing to do with the spin-off of Agilent as that was decided before Carly took over HP. And as the CEO of HP she obviously was NOT the CEO of Agilent, so don't see how that is in any way related to your comments about Agilent spinning off this or that business.

      Next time it might make sense to get your facts straight before posting...

  2. She did great! by jjeffrey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you had to name the two most popular HP products, I think you'd say these:

    *HP Printers
    *DL series servers

    They are certainly the only HP products I use (at my company we use only Dell workstations). Obviously the DL servers came in with the Compaq merger - and having used a wide variety of Dell, Sun and IBM servers, I'd certainly call the HP DL360 and 380 the most engineer friendly webserver hosts going.

    Without Carly where would HPs server arm be, and would I only be talking about the printers in this post?

    1. Re:She did great! by JediTrainer · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'd certainly call the HP DL360 and 380 the most engineer friendly webserver hosts going.

      Are you effing kidding me? The DL360? These completely non-redundant machines are the worst things you can use for a production server. I had four of them that I couldn't wait to get rid of - I'd have a machine go down without warning for a blown PSU or one of the fans stopping, RAID controllers gone haywire and all sorts of other hassles once every couple of months.

      The darn things can't even support their own weight in the rack - they sag in the middle. This is seriously the saddest piece of garbage I've ever had the displeasure of deploying in the server room.

      We're finally rid of ours, replaced with an IBM BladeCenter. Our problems disappeared as soon as we did that. Perhaps they're popular because they're relatively cheap. They're certainly not any good.

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    2. Re:She did great! by jjeffrey · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've looked after well over a hundred of them - and never known a dual PSU host go down because of a PSU failure, or a machine go down because of a single fan failure. The DL380 in particular has a redundant fan option - did you take it?

      In fact I've only ever known 2 go down, because of M/B failures.

      J

    3. Re:She did great! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      You were able to get yours mounted in a rack without it sitting on something else? On top of that, putting in a Dialogic T1 fax card disables the PS/2 keyboard on cold boots. I have to boot it, then remotely reboot it to be able to use the keyboard at the console. How great is that?

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    4. Re:She did great! by gr8fulnded · · Score: 4, Informative

      The DL360? These completely non-redundant machines are the worst things you can use for a production server.

      Sounds as though you've never had the pleasure of maintaining the DL380 (G3 and G4). I've got ~1,200 of them under my control and damn if they aren't crap; each and every last one of them. Nary a day goes by without losing a few DIMMS, disk controllers, backplanes, PSUs,... the list goes on. Our RedHat installs run fine, so it's not the OS.

    5. Re:She did great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DL360 is a fine piece of equipment.

      It has no redundency by design.

      You're supposed to use it in situations where the DL360 itself is redundant, for instance as a web server, where you have a bunch of them and the DNS does the load balancing. Or as a load balanced Citrix node, or whatever...

      If you're using the DL360 as a mission critical production server on it's own, you're a bit silly.

      Don't blame the DL360 or HP.

    6. Re:She did great! by brouski · · Score: 1

      He did include the DL380 specifically, as well as the entire DL line, my anonymous friend. Read his post again.

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    7. Re:She did great! by Mark-Allen · · Score: 1

      I've had the pleasure to purchase and work with about 575 of the DL360-G1s, and of these, only about 3 gave us a problem on setup. Compaq replaced them in 24hrs, and they've been the most stable server systems I've ever known.

      In fact, I just purchased two for my home from a vendor in Germany. They'll run Longhorn and W2K3, hosting VMWare, Virtual Server, IIS, SQL, and just about everything I can think of. I'll get a disk array and load it up.

      Besides, HP printers, these puppies are the cat's meow. :)

      Of course, your mileage may vary. But in my experience, they are rock solid machines.

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    8. Re:She did great! by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Sounds as though you've never had the pleasure of maintaining the DL380 (G3 and G4). I've got ~1,200 of them under my control and damn if they aren't crap; each and every last one of them. Nary a day goes by without losing a few DIMMS, disk controllers, backplanes, PSUs,... the list goes on. Our RedHat installs run fine, so it's not the OS.

      Well, yeah, that's because you have 1200 of them. MTBF is about 5 years so you should expect 1-2 failures every day.

    9. Re:She did great! by ewhac · · Score: 1
      If you had to name the two most popular HP products, I think you'd say these:

      Uh, no. The first thing that comes to my mind is their calculators. After that, their test instruments, and then maybe their printers.

      Schwab

    10. Re:She did great! by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      HP or Compaq era? Back in 1999-2001, the company I worked for had over a hundred P3 360s and and 380s. We had maybe 2 disks fail, 1 fan, 1 scsi controller, and no PSUs that I'm aware of. The only real problem we had was with dual proc 360s overheating, and I blame this on underprovisioning the AC unit. They were solid as hell, too. Hit a faceplate with a bat, and you'd probably end up with a broken bat and a scratch on the server.

    11. Re:She did great! by Davin811a · · Score: 1

      The DL-360 G1 (800Mhz up to 1.3Mhz) was a real piece of crap. They eventually fixed the power supply fan issue, where the machine would just quit. We replaced the power supplies in about 90% of the machines we had. They also have some SCSI backplane issues, where they will lose their drives. It is a shame about the SCSI issues since the DL-380 G1 had the same Raid module and I have never seen a failure. The current DL-360 models seem to be fairly stable. The main problem with the MSA30 storage shelves is they will think a drive has failed due to odd bus errors, or will revert to Ultra 3 speed for the drives. HP does not seem to have a fix for this. HP has a lot of suggestions that never work, a great way to blow lots of man hours.

    12. Re:She did great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the laser line was always Cannon engines to begin with. Basically anything that ended with -CN was a Cannon part.

      The calculators and test equipment were great, their Procurve line of switches keeps impressing me as well. I fixed too many of their printers over the years, and Cannon/HP and Lexmark were about even in my eyes.

      Not sure how the Procurve line survived Carly, she managed to kill off everything else that held at least a little respect in my eyes with regard to HP.

    13. Re:She did great! by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

      The oldest ones (the G3's) are approximately 2 years old. All the G4's, about 75% of the total, are less then 1 year old and to get even more specific, less than 6 months old. We purchase them 15-25 racks at a time and there's 15-18 per rack.

      I can accept disk failures when there's 6 disks per box multiplied by the number of boxes we have. When scaled, it's understandable there's always going to be something wrong. But to have an entire SCSI backplane crap out 2 weeks after plugging it in (on multiple occaisions) is unacceptable. As is having a fair share show up with video cards broken (headless anyway, but still), iLO cards non-functioning, dead drives upon delivery, ect. is completely unacceptable.

    14. Re:She did great! by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1

      HP era. Less the 2 years old for all of them. The G3's are the oldest at the far end of that range. The G4 models are typically less then 6-8 months old. We have quite a few problems right out of the box.

    15. Re:She did great! by Arker · · Score: 1

      They used to make some real quality hard drives too. Strangely enough I can't seem to find any historical references to them on google. I remember clearly the day they closed out that entire division.

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    16. Re:She did great! by Thanster · · Score: 1

      Can I ask what it is you are doing that needs 15-25 racks of servers at a time??

    17. Re:She did great! by syousef · · Score: 1

      1200 machines with one having a problem each day means each machine averages 3.28 years between problems. Granted that's not great but it's not excrement either. Surely if you're in charge of so many machines you understand that a small failure rate with a large enough number of machines still means high frequency of failure.

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  3. wtf? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Interesting

    DRTFA and stopped reading the summary after the word "rejiggered".

    Look, I know you CxO types are very busy and super important people [sarcasm] but lets not invent new words shall we? All the CEO is supposed to do is look good and say forward thinking things like "We intend to make profits this quarter."

    It's the actual engineers that make companies like HP and Compaq move forwards. I don't care how much marketting you spin on your new laptops, if you don't put a screen in [for example] it's not going to sell. Or if the damn thing weighs a ton, or the batteries explode or ....

    Personally I think the executives should be the least paid people in the company. And if they don't like that they can moonlight as an engineer or something.

    Tom

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    1. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      rejiggered is a word.

      It describes when a white farm owner reassigns the black slave workers to different areas of the farm.

      I guess HP is a modern farm, with the 'white' superior managers and directors, etc, and the 'black' slaves, i mean, employees underneath get shat upon from above.

    2. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how much marketting you spin on your new laptops,

      Clearly, you've not been paying attention to how things work in this culture.

    3. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It's the actual engineers that make companies like HP and Compaq move forwards. I don't care how much marketting you spin on your new laptops, if you don't put a screen in [for example] it's not going to sell. Or if the damn thing weighs a ton, or the batteries explode or ....

      Amen. Having worked for HP during the Carly years (and Compaq for the Michael years), I can tell you that the talented engineers at HP were migrating out of there as fast as their little feets would take them. The company forgot that you have to attract talent...and keep it... Talent does not, generally, (as Carley once told us) have to be thankful they have a job with a company like HP.

      Carley may have had some tough work to do. She may have had to make some difficult decisions. But, having lived through her reign, I can tell you that the way she delivered her message was insulting and she did lasting damage to the engineers and dedicated people that made the company great...so much so that the company still hasn't recovered. Under her rule, the management culture changed to one where pettyness, cruelty, and short-term vision were rewarded.

      Get over it. The HP that was, no longer is (and likely never shall be again).

    4. Re:wtf? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's bad? What about "Mark Hurd".

      It should be GNU/Mark Hurd.

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    5. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look, I know you CxO types are very busy and super important people [sarcasm] but lets not invent new words shall we? All the CEO is supposed to do is look good and say forward thinking things like "We intend to make profits this quarter."

      It's the actual engineers that make companies like HP and Compaq move forwards.


      TRY to run a company with engineers, and see what happens. Engineers build products, not businesses. They just don't operate at that level - it's not a question of intelligence, it's one of focus, perspective, and education. Check out this "fable" by Joel Spolsky for a good illustration.

      I don't care how much marketting you spin on your new laptops, if you don't put a screen in [for example] it's not going to sell. Or if the damn thing weighs a ton, or the batteries explode or ....

      It's not the engineers that decide features like weight, batteries, screen... that's what the marketing department should be doing. They determine what the customers want and balance market demand and operating budget with the engineer's estimate of what it takes to build these features and how they impact each other. (At least in an organization that's functioning - I'm making no claims either way regarding HP). They aren't (or shouldn't be) just about trying to "spin" poorly-wrought products.

      Some of Dilbert may be right on, but you know... it's not gospel. Some of it is just comedy.

    6. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's going to tell the engineers what to make? How many to make? Decide who to try to sell them to? Secure production means to make what the engineers design? Secure capital for expansion? Grease politicians for friendly tax incentives and avoid costly regulations?

      We pay people differently not based on the actual worth of what they do but in relation to how difficult it is to find someone else to do what they do. This is why you can have people working terrible jobs that also pay terribly, like cleaning toilets. Lots of people without jobs that are able to do it.

      There's a lot of structural things that could be changed to bring down CEO pay and align it better with long term rather than short term value, but I doubt you'll ever see the day that an engineer makes more than a CEO outside of cases where the engineer owns their IP (patent ownership of course making the individual unique - no one else can do exactly what that person does unless you transfer ownership of the patent).

    7. Re:wtf? by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We pay people differently not based on the actual worth of what they do but in relation to how difficult it is to find someone else to do what they do.

      That's a bunch of crap. I'll buy that a CEO is something you need, but there are any number of business school graduates who'd happily take on a CEO position, and many of them are highly skilled. And there's no way that a CEO is worth 400x what a good engineer is worth.

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    8. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your ignorance speaks for itself. All groups within an organization contribute. However companies go through phases and as these phases occur different aspects of the organization will take center stage. Development shine early on and continue to innovate, or should, however they also maintain. Sales and marketing come in and bring those products to market. Support and services help the customers use those products and keep them working. Now management. They have the most pivitol role of all especially the CEO. They need to assure that the organization is properly focused on the key phases of life and that all of the elements of the organization are operating effeciently together to keep the company on track, on budged and on time. Saying that development is the key driver is like saying that the only important thing about a car is the engine and the brakes, suspension and seats are superflous.

    9. Re:wtf? by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      *groan*

    10. Re:wtf? by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Why, HP did just that- Bill and Dave were engineers. Every CEO until Carly had an engineering background. ANd until she became CEO, the company did well. Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection.

      ome of Dilbert may be right on, but you know... it's not gospel. Some of it is just comedy.


      Thats the problem with you manager types- you don't realize that you really are that bad.
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    11. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the greatest ever technology firms were started by engineers or inventors and run by them for decades... when they first get a CxO the company starts to have trouble. You may btw. look at Digital or HP for recent examples... they did have excellent products... they've got the best engineers... they even got a lot of customers... now enter the CEO and... the company suddenly need a massive profit.
        Let's get rid of all those management types who wants lot of money and do not do ANYTHING productive!!

    12. Re:wtf? by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      TRY to run a company with engineers, and see what happens. Engineers build products, not businesses. - yeah, you get the original HP.

      It's not the engineers that decide features like weight, batteries, screen... that's what the marketing department should be doing. They determine what the customers want and balance market demand and operating budget with the engineer's estimate of what it takes to build these features and how they impact each other. - the original HP hand held calculators was an engineering idea and the marketing department saw it as a useless one before they started selling as hotcakes.

    13. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 1

      the original HP hand held calculators was an engineering idea and the marketing department saw it as a useless one before they started selling as hotcakes.

      That doesn't mean that all marketing is bad and all engineers are wizards at designing profitable products. It means that that the original HP marketing team was bad, or that they simply missed this one. Or that the engineers just got lucky. Unless they actually did market demand studies, they just took a gamble in making a product that they liked & hoped that someone outside of their narrow demographic would buy it.

    14. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thats the problem with you manager types- you don't realize that you really are that bad.

      That's quite an assumption. As an engineer, I would think you'd be a bit more objective & logical about this. Because I debate an assertion that all managers are bad and all engineers are superheroes who can do anything makes me a "manager type"?

    15. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's get rid of all those management types who wants lot of money and do not do ANYTHING productive!!

      Now THAT is something I can agree with. I'm all for pay being highly linked to performance; from the CEO down to the janitor.

    16. Re:wtf? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean that all marketing is bad and all engineers are wizards at designing profitable products. - that's not how it came out in your post. In my 10 years in IT I personally see the marketing team miss it more often than get it and I have seen the engineering team figure out that what the marketing wants is total BS before anyone else in the company, but who listens to engineers, they just 'get lucky', right?

    17. Re:wtf? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All this means is that there are known, effective ways to run a company and make a reasonable profit, and do so for an indefinite period. Those ways have been known for a long, long time. The real problem came in when, for a variety of reasons ranging from malfeasance to overreaching investors, unreasonable profits became the goal of corporate existence. Everything can ultimately be traced back to that ... as always, follow the money. Once you sacrifice the long-term wellbeing of your company and its workers for short-term financial gain, you have no right to complain when you go the way of the Dodo bird. I guess what astounds me is that the people who ran these companies into the ground, the Carly Fiorinas, the Ken Lays, the Bernie Ebbers' ... all of them were rich beyond dreams of avarice. Yet, they still couldn't resist the temptation to make more money no matter what the cost to the companies they were paid (and paid handsomely!) to protect and develop. The only conclusion I can draw from these debacles is that, while a corporation must profit by its activities in order to grow and repay its investors, focusing on money to the exclusion of all else is destructive. Stupidly obvious, I know ... but not so obvious to the folks that were paid hundreds of millions to manage these corporations. Nor is it obvious to Wall Street, which to this day can't seem tell a crook from a CEO.

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    18. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 1

      In my 10 years in IT I personally see the marketing team miss it more often than get it

      I suspect that the marketing team doesn't have to get it right most of the time. A few big successes can pay for an awful lot of dogs. Most VCs and other investors in new companies anticipate only one or two successes out of every 10 companies they invest in - and they consider that a good portfolio.

      but who listens to engineers, they just 'get lucky', right?

      You're talking about your personal experiences... so you tell me. Did your engineers get lucky? Did the engineers conceive of profitable new products, or simply point out flaws in a troubled marketing team's ideas?

    19. Re:wtf? by Hanul · · Score: 1

      If good market demand studies were all it takes to make a good product why are there still flops from companies with big marketing departments?

      People often do not recognize products they could use before they see them. They cannot imagine what they could use in the future - otherwise most people would be inventors. Also, market demand can be quite unreasonable. If a marketing department does not contain engineers who actually are very close to the technical field in question AND part of the development team, the marketing/management types do not know what's possible and what's not.

      Both sides are important to develop a product, but in the end, the marketing people should keep in mind, that they are NOT able to develop anything and that they are only a kind of service department to engineering. They serve them to sell the product, nothing else. Unfortunately, in most companies, sales and marketing think they are the people keeping the company alive. But in the end, a engineer can develop something and maybe sell it badly, but a sales guy cannot sale anything without someone who developped the thing in the first place.

    20. Re:wtf? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      HP was an engineering company selling to engineers, starting from their very first product, an audio oscillator. It should come as no surprise that engineers have a better idea of what enginneers want and need than marketing personnel do.

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    21. Re:wtf? by servognome · · Score: 1

      It's the actual engineers that make companies like HP and Compaq move forwards. I don't care how much marketting you spin on your new laptops, if you don't put a screen in [for example] it's not going to sell. Or if the damn thing weighs a ton, or the batteries explode or ....

      Many tech companies have engineers in marketing. Marketing isn't just cute TV ads and fast talking salesmen, there is also industy analysis which falls in the technical realm.
      A great engineer today could develop a longer lasting and more efficient walkman for playing cassette tapes, and not make a dime. I don't care how well designed your product is, if you can't find a market it won't sell.

      Personally I think the executives should be the least paid people in the company. And if they don't like that they can moonlight as an engineer or something.

      I think engineers should be paid less than the guy running the machines on the assembly line. I mean engineers just sit around all day in their cubes surfing the net or in meetings talking about stuff, and maybe after a few months make a decision. While the operators are actually working every single day making stuff that gets sold. If the engineers don't like it, they can go out on the assembly line and make product.

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    22. Re:wtf? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      For the first 5 years I was working as a permanent employee for Davinci Technologies Inc, and they sent me to do projects for Bell Mobility, AT&T Canada, Xerox Canada, Danli Promotions and we also did some inhouse development (MCare product for mobile phone companies.) During this time I actually saw more good decisions done by the marketing team and some pretty interesting innovations done by engineers. However the inhouse Davinci marketing/sales team was selling air and I know this because I was in the meetings with the potential clients.

      For the last 5 years I was working as a contractor for Optus EBiz for WorldInsure, Symcor (the 4 banks: RBC, BMO, BNS, TD,) AVEMA, ADP, IFDS, Christie Digital, Hydro One, BoomBoat (for Bell Canada,) and now Bell Canada ExpressVu (Satellite TV.) Within this timeframe I saw more BS from the marketing and sales than ever. WorldInsure failed because of lack of focus and various stupidies that were obvious to me and the rest of dev team, AVEMA failed because the owner never let the developers actually finish thing before he came up with a new idea for everything. Christie Digital marketing was completely missing the picture of how the app was going to be used and ONLY good ideas from developers/hardware engineers were responsible for the good final product. Hydro One was funny, the sales/marketing/management knew for 3 years that the government dictated that the new data exchange standard had to be in place to be used by the distributors by 11th of April 2005 but they only decided to move and actually do that 3 months before that very important date, after which 2million$/day fines would apply. It was the extra development effort that allowed that to happen (12-15 hour days for 3 months.) Symcor situation was in many cases good marketing but in many cases it was all about engineers, who had great ideas about actual use of the systems. Bell ExpressVu is suffering from the marketing/sales/management decisions to use some specific tech exclusively for all projects forcing a specific set of rules onto every architectural design and making everything much more complex AND harder to maintain that it ever needed to be. Now they are paying that price and they will continue paying that high price for every single small change.

    23. Re:wtf? by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

      A great engineer today could develop a longer lasting and more efficient walkman for playing cassette tapes, and not make a dime.

      You mean like an iPod?

      I don't care how well designed your product is, if you can't find a market it won't sell.

      Yeah, that would never sell.

      Here's the problem with your example: Suppose we rewind time back to before mp3 players existed. The marketer would tell the engineer that they needed a better tape player to sell. Or something smaller using a new proprietary format. Left alone, the engineer might come up with an mp3 player utilizing an off-the-shelf storage medium. Polish with great minimalist design, and you have an iPod. Note that I don't consider the iPod design as marketing-influenced; looking good and being easy to use are blindingly obvious design problems, not clever marketing.

    24. Re:wtf? by ph1ll · · Score: 1

      Engineers build products, not businesses.

      That will come as a surprise to Bill Gates, Larry Elison, Google's Brin and Page, HP's Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard etc etc etc...
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    25. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that's bad? What about "Mark Hurd".

      It should be GNU/Mark Hurd.


      Actually, it should be Mark GNU/Hurd.
    26. Re:wtf? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      The original poster is somewhat right despite the wording. When a key manager leaves, nothing happens. When a key engineers leave, the products are fucked! That has been the case in just about every company I have seen.

    27. Re:wtf? by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1

      Also, Intel's marketing wizards didn't think CPUs were a viable market (circa 1974) and had to be forced to sell them instead of the RAM chips which had been Intel's moneymakers. Intel doesn't make RAM anymore. :)

      Doesn't necessarily contradict grandparent poster's point, though. Engineers frequently need to do a better job of evangelizing new products or features. (And, of course, product groups should be structured to allow that interaction).

    28. Re:wtf? by servognome · · Score: 1

      You mean like an iPod?

      No, I mean actual cassette tapes (like from the 70's/80's). There have been many technical advances in magnetic materials, digital storage, and electronics that an engineer could use to make better cassette players. I can make a better cassette player, that doesn't necessarily mean I can start a business around it.
      Engineering in a vaccuum is academia. Many great ideas come from Universities, many more are interesting tidbits that go nowhere.

      Here's the problem with your example: Suppose we rewind time back to before mp3 players existed. The marketer would tell the engineer that they needed a better tape player to sell. Or something smaller using a new proprietary format. Left alone, the engineer might come up with an mp3 player utilizing an off-the-shelf storage medium. Polish with great minimalist design, and you have an iPod. Note that I don't consider the iPod design as marketing-influenced; looking good and being easy to use are blindingly obvious design problems, not clever marketing.

      Here's the opposite problem, left alone the engineer might develop a better quality format than MP3 and design the player around that; People should buy it, it is after all "better" than MP3. Unfortunately such an attitude ignores the market forces of installed base, availability of ripping software, and market penetration.

      The iPod wasn't the first MP3 player, it isn't the most feature rich MP3 player... it isn't engineering that makes it so popular.

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    29. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Google?

    30. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRY to run a company with engineers, and see what happens.

              You mean like Apple and Google ?

      It's not the engineers that decide features like weight, batteries, screen...

              You mean like for iPod ?

              I see what you mean...

    31. Re:wtf? by castoridae · · Score: 1

      I think if a key anyone leaves, you're fucked. That's kinda the definition of key. Absolutely losing the wrong engineer is a real blow to the company. So would be losing a key salesman whose relationships comprise a major part of your pipeline. Or a key "manager" who is able to effectively coordinate the efforts of, say, a couple dozen "key" engineers and do it in such a way that they all think it was all because of them and them alone. (Which is a hallmark of good product development management IMO). :-)

      it's also a problem that we're overloading the term "manager". In this conversation, we've been throwing it around to mean pretty much any role that's not an engineer or the janitor.

    32. Re:wtf? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      the original HP hand held calculators was an engineering idea and the marketing department saw it as a useless one before they started selling as hotcakes.

      And that page, friends, is what geek pr0n looks like.

      Ooh, so pretty...

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    33. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "TRY to run a company with engineers, and see what happens. Engineers build products, not businesses. They just don't operate at that level - it's not a question of intelligence, it's one of focus, perspective, and education."

      I imagine Google might have something to say about that observation. Sergei an Brin are both computer science guys, which I would argue is equivalent to an engineer in this context.

      Steve Jobs, who isn't an engineer, but at least has some technical background seems to be doing alright at Apple.

      Clearly this doesn't prove that engineers need to hold the top jobs (there are plenty of failed Silicon Valley startups to refute that idea). But surely it suggests your observation is just as absurd. It takes a special personality to run a company well, and people with business degrees get the opportunity more often. Period.

    34. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      TRY to run a company with engineers, and see what happens.


      You're describing Microsoft until year 2000 - and yes, that's when their stock hit an all-time high.


      You're describing Intel until their most recent CEO - and yes, that's when they started declining.


      You're describing HP during their growth phase.


      I think *YOU* should look and see what happens before suggesting that such research would support your position.


  4. yeah.. some strategies.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wasn't it under this woman that HP started offshoring everything they do bigtime?

    Of course firing every american you can and hiring sweatshop workers will increase your profit margins.

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    1. Re:yeah.. some strategies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for the support dept. at HP. There is only one support dept that is overseas that will answer and provide support the the US as they take over during the night and early morning. The rest are in Canada. I myself do support for HP's Digital TV, Digital Projectors and Digital Entertainment Centers and am Located in Canada as well.

    2. Re:yeah.. some strategies.. by Master+Bait · · Score: 1

      And, most pathetic of all, is instead of expanding HP India's existing facilites and capabilities, they hired third-party outsourcing firms.

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    3. Re:yeah.. some strategies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter where they go. The service still sucks. They need people that can think, not read scripts.

  5. It Was Her Style That Got Her Into Trouble by Black-Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    She seemed to thrive on making enemies within the old guard management, including the family (though history will show they are a bunch of nut cases running around California forests naked et. al.), and really how much of it is her being a woman? If a man came in with her attitude, he would be hailed as a financially responsible hero who was out to "save" HP.

    That said, there are still some unanswered questions around her dealings at Lucent during the meltdown. She participated in some Worldcom/Enron type dealings while VP of sales and that has somehow been swept under the rug... probably never hear the true story on that period of history of her career.

  6. Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Carly was a nazi manager. She expected all employees to be "yes-men/woman". If you were an executive and did not agree you were out the door. If your division missed numbers you were out the door, even if it was her fault. Most of the exiled execs went to other companies to kick HP's butt. She lost all respect from the rank and file with her queen attitude and work ethic. Just the typical case of "do as I say, not as I do".
    Yes, Hurd probably does not deserve the credit. When Carly left, HP employees litteraly threw champagne parties and were motivated again to work. So I guess the credit goes to the board for finally having the guts to kick her out the door. They gave her way to many chances and they should have done it after her first year with HP. But HP has always been extremely AA sensitive and they did not want to boot the first woman CEO HP had.

    1. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disclaimer: My only knowledge of HP really comes from having read a biography of the founders of the company. However, I believe HPs problems aren't too unique and symptomatic of the larger problems with corporate America.

      HP was started by a couple of engineers in a garage. They were the typical Silicon Valley success story. HP, like most technology companies, rooted their sccuess in innovation. Certainly as companies grow they tend to innovate less. Carly Florina wasn't an engineer. She probably couldn't solder her way out of a paper bag. She probably made good business decisions (at least in a typical MBA sort of way) but she obviously didn't know how to manage scientists and engineers. In other words, she was good at corporate strategy, but bad at fostering innovation.

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    2. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by jbertling1960 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I couldn't agree more with this post. And, as an ex-HP employee, I will add that Carly's attitude did damage at all levels. During her tenure, HP's management changed from being at least somewhat of a meritocracy to being 100% politically driven. I watched the old guard IT managers replaced by individuals who were little more than political appointees. When I left HP, none of the managers above me (all the way to the top) had any hands-on IT experience. Neither did any of their peers. My manager had a masters degree in English. She had been a copy editor before her rise to management. This individual managed the team which was responsible for handling all of HP's customer facing support content. The damage that she and others like her did and the speed at which it happened still amazes me.

    3. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know I'm going to get modded down as a "sexist" for saying it, but this is hardly uncommon with women bosses. The last company I worked at hard a woman CEO, and she was an absolute NIGHTMARE to work with (as were the other two women I had worked under in the past). She was an absolute control freak, could take NO criticism, let her personal vendettas rule her hiring/firing/demoting decisions, etc.

      Fortunately, she eventually got fired. I'll never forget what a great feeling it was to see her leave on the glorious day she left for good. Morale at the company went from an all-time low to an all-time high almost overnight.

      And, yes, I've worked for some asshole men in my time too. But none of them even COMPARED to the nightmare of working for the women.

      -Eric

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    4. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by SpinJaunt · · Score: 1
      But HP has always been extremely AA sensitive
      For those mis-informed souls; AA == Alcoholics Anonymous.
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    5. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kinda hard to extrapolate from a sample size of two. Some companies, Google springs to mind, seem to have a lot of women at the top, yet aren't management disasters.

    6. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      my guess is that moderate women don't ever make it to the top because of things like childbirth and people are scared shitless of firing women from a male dominated profession (in just the same way people are scared shitless of making fun of islam even though they quite happilly make fun of christianity).

      so the only women you see in such positions are assholes that only stay there because the proffession is male dominated.

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    7. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by wingsofchai · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The last company I worked at hard a woman CEO, and she was an absolute NIGHTMARE to work with (as were the other two women I had worked under in the past).
      This is hardly something that can be attributed to women though. One of the most basic reasons that this happens (because you're right, research does show female managers tend to be more likely to be overbearing) is a fault of society. Women have only recently been welcomed, and in many cases are still not, into the folds of upper management. The fact that many women managers at the top levels are overbearing is a product of the fact that in the past and now even still it takes an extremely headstrong and determined woman to make it there. Thus, only the women who have the "to hell with you all, I'm going to do it" attitude make it there. The women at the top levels of corporations today are super type A personalities who want everything their way. This is society's fault.
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    8. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      One discussion I had with someone is that people that sign on to be CEO that require a "buyout" of their contract to fire them is that they have a track record of successful management in that position. Carly walked away with something like four million with a company in shambles, which is an injustice to say the least. I couldn't find her track record other than having worked some for Lucent Technologies, which to me, didn't bode well for the hiring.

    9. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Practically the same experience. Just before Carly left morale was shit within HP. After her ass was out the door, morale was sky high in comparison. I cannot say if the current HP performance can be attributed to Mark, but he is better than Carly. I still cannot fathom her stupid decision of letting Compaq buy HP. Dumb. I would say performance was due to happier employees knowing that the Wicket Witch is gone.

    10. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's that kind of reasoning that creates the monsters the GP was talking about. We need to stop excusing the bad behavior of individuals because "society did it to them" or "they had a tough life." I had a tough life, had to work damned hard these past twenty-five years to get where I am today, and I have zero desire to injure anyone just to make myself feel good. Period! I have better things to do. So far as I'm concerned, anyone that does enjoy the suffering of the people in their charge is mentally ill and should look elsewhere for employment. Look, there are reasonable standards that must be upheld in the workplace before it degenerates into a miserable experience for all. If the person in control is not capable of maintaining those standards, they should be removed from their position. I don't care what Carly Fiorina thinks, a horribly demoralized staff is not good for the company, and an organization that tolerates abusive management deserves whatever ills befall it.

      Women wanted into the workforce, they got into it, and now we should give them a free psycho-bitch pass as they rise in the corporate hierarchy? Baloney. If you're a bad manager, you're a bad manager and you should either clean up your act or expect to get your ass fired regardless of sex because your actions are damaging the company and costing it money. So what if you had to work extra hard to get where you are! If you're a woman trying to function in the male-dominated corporate environment you should expect, from day one, that it's going to cost you. It point-blank does not give you the right to abuse people! Sorry, that one doesn't fly and I don't care if you're a man or a woman, straight or homosexual, God-fearin' or atheist ... either you know how to manage people or you don't. Even sociopaths can manage others well, if they want the organization as a whole to succeed, and at some basic level understand that the people under them are what will make that happen.

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    11. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Reziac · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That's been my observation too -- when women get into positions of power, they act like little tin gods -- much more uniformly so than do men. But look at even the lower levels, anywhere women are in competitive positions, such as sales/marketing; the level of backbiting and other sneak-biting behaviour makes what competitive men do pale by comparison.

      I've also noted that as a rule, women in professional positions tend to be by-the-book, inflexible, and even if the customer knows WAY more than they do, you can't teach 'em anything.

      There are exceptions, but such are my observations -- and mind you, I *used* to be all for total gender equality. But after a few more decades of experience, I decided we had it right the first time.

      Carly, Hillary, Feinstein, and Boxer... those oughta be enough examples to scare the gender egalitarian out of anyone :)

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    12. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Just look at the entertainment industry for a great example. About a microsecond after almost any woman in the TV industry achieves any degree of power with their TV show they destroy said show (and/or themselves) with their unbearable tyranny and back-biting. Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, Martha Stewart, Brett Butler, Cybil Shepard, Barbara Walters, the list goes on and on and on.

      Sure there are exceptions to this. Oprah seems to hold it together well enough. And there are some male tyrants too (like Bill Mayer). But the pattern is still unmistakable.

      It's a shame too. Because there probably are plenty of sane women out there who might not do this. But it's going to be damn hard for them to ever make it because of the antics of far, far too many of their fellow women who go power-mad the second they get any.

      -Eric

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    13. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Actually, it was three. Plus, I've heard plenty of similar stories from others, all with pretty much the exact same themes.

      I'll give you an example of what it was like to work for this woman. I was tasked with writing a very important fact sheet for the company, on a fairly mundane topic but one we desperately needed to promote. I wrote it. Got it back with her red ink all over it. Rewrote it. Got it back again with just as much red ink (including her criticizing the revisions she herself had made). This went on and on, through 32 revisions (I kid you not, I actually counted). Finally, I just gave up. A week after the new CEO came in, I resubmitted my original draft. He approved it that day. Now he doesn't even require me to submit draft to him, since he knows he can trust me to do it right.

      -Eric

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    14. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Exactly... in fact I was going to mention the entertainment industry, but forgot... Worst kind of show to be involved with is one with a female star. (Having worked on "Gagme and Rapeme", er, I mean "Cagney and Lacy" and also "Moonlighting" ...lordy!)

      I think it comes down to warmblooded-creature hardwiring, tho -- because you can observe the same sort of behaviour in everything from chickens on up. If there's a normal male in the social mix, he is ALWAYS in charge (even if it doesn't appear so), and his presence alone keeps the females in line, even when most of said females are "betas" (akin to "short man's complex"). But if there is no boss male present, beta females chronically fight and often kill one another.

      "Alpha" (who know their place in life and have nothing to "prove") and "nobody" (not socially visible) females are not part of this pattern of aggression. The "good boss" human females doubtless are such alphas, but they are also not the biological norm. As a pro dog trainer, I assure you that the same issues exist in dogs -- you DON'T want to waste your time arguing with beta-females, if males or alpha-females are available!!

      As to how this came about -- Nature doesn't care what a male does with himself after he reproduces -- if he then dies, oh well! So males are free to behave straightforwardly, and there's no hard selection against that. But the female has to make it home to raise her young, or her line ENDS. So selection pressure has been toward females that will do ANYTHING to survive. Hence when they get in a position of power, they tend to abuse it.

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    15. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      "Moonlighting"

      Wow, you worked on Moonlighting? Such a great show, such a sad ending for it. It's both funny and sad to watch the documentaries and listen to the commentaries on the DVD's. Hard to believe that Cybil Shepard actually forced things as trivial as shooting her from one side only and with all that horrid soft-lighting. Apparently, at one point, the crew got so frustrated that they started to over-light her as a joke. Some of her one-shots look like frickin' dream sequences, for crying out loud!

      And still, not having learned a thing, she apparently pulled the exact same stuff on her follow-up show. Even now, after all this, she still rants about how SHE made the show great (still doesn't realize that almost everyone watched for Bruce Willis's inventiveness and charisma and the show's great writing and wit). And she dares wonder why no one will hire her now.

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    16. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by linguae · · Score: 1

      I think in this context, AA == affirmative action, not alcoholics anonymous.

    17. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Skinny+Rav · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't have much experience with upper management, but I have quite a lot of experience with female lower and middle managemers. I would say, just from gut feeling, on average they manage (heh, not intended pun ;-) ) better than males, but "the distribution" has somehow a "long tail" - you meet from time to time female managers sooooo mean and stupid that it is just unbelievable. Hmm, now that I think of it, this tail stretches in both ways - all but one of the best managers I worked with are women as well!

    18. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those misinformed, acronyms mean multiple things and must be disambiguated by context. Go play with Acronym Finder if by some miracle you haven't dealt with 'TCP' meaning multiple things.

    19. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Maserati · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somewhere in the 20s there you should have resubmitted the original draft to see if you got different notes back. That could have been hilarious.

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    20. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by chgros · · Score: 1

      all employees to be "yes-men/woman"
      So there was only one other female employee? It's almost as bad as where I work!

    21. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ppanon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you missed his point. It wasn't that we should excuse females for being bad managers. It's that there are just as many (if not more) good female managers than bad, but modern corporate culture acts as a filter that usually only lets the type-A personality, over-controlling women rise to the top ranks. Therefore bad female top management isn't because all women are bad managers, it's a cultural and structural issue. There's more than a few sociopath male managers out there as well (i.e. Enron, Worldcom, Hollinger, etc.).

      P.S. I've been very happy with and impressed by nearly all the female managers in the company I work at.

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    22. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I've worked for two women CEOs. The first was an absolute wreck. She played favoritism and liked to bully people around. Fortunately, as the only person there trained in a specialty, I was spared most of the bullshit. And when she did try I just threw it back at her ( it helped that she was retarded. Seriously, I think she was. That's all that could explain it ) and laughed. She tried to throw some weight around one day ( to get me to change my schedule, which worked fine for what I was doign ), and I ended up quitting.

      The board fired her a week later ( about a day before I got a desperate call to come back ).

      The second women boss I had was alright, mostly. She seemed to think I could do no wrong ( which is a very odd atmosphere for me to work in. I really prefer someone to check my work out, as I can be focused to a fault ). She does have a nasty habit of taking all employee actions personally. Someone gets a job offer, they obviously don't apprecaite all the work she does for them, so they are fired the very same day.

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    23. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the best boss I have had at my current job was a woman. So what?

    24. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by dean.collins · · Score: 1

      I disagree entirely, the number 1 person at a company always has a huge inlfuence over not only the corporate direction but also the 'ambience' of the company. examples are listed here http://deancollinsblog.blogspot.com/2006/07/fish-r ots-from-head.html How else can you exlain when someone leaves/arrives at a company only to find changes percolating throughout the company at such a rapid rate that cant be calculated on just personal influence. Cheers, Dean

    25. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The plural of "anecdote" is apparently "sexism."

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    26. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, I think I got his point ... that bad female managers are the expected result of the management selection process currently in effect. He's probably right about that. My point is that that is not okay and blaming a manager's poor performance on society as a whole is wrong, and accepting that performance as a cost of having female management is also wrong. I quite deliberately did not single out all female managers as being defective, just that the ones that are should be treated just like their male counterparts and given the boot.

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    27. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I don't share your opinion, I've seen both good and bad women bosses, just like men.

      My boss is a woman (chief of operations), and she's excellent - the difference being, unlike others, she's an engineer

      on the other hand, we had a woman (trained in quality management) as head of the software factory and she was a complete failure, she didn't understand what her employees did.

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    28. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Arker · · Score: 1

      Your description of your ex-boss there sure sounds familiar. I think I may have worked for her. This would have been just a little before Fiorini came aboard, we both worked for the company that got the contract to do the technical writing when HP got rid of their in-house staff for that, so as long as I knew her she wasn't actually staff at HP, but we all had security passes and typically spent about a quarter of our time on campus. Our offices were literally right across the street. I knew she was working hard to make connections at HP and try to worm her way into management there. I didn't realise until very late in the game what a snake she was though. Mid to late 30ish, curly (permed?) blonde (bleached?) hair. Sound like her?

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    29. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Moonlighting caught me with its cleverness in its first few episodes, but it didn't last. As to my small part [g] it was just extra work, but a good place to observe from... Bruce Willis was never there on a day I worked the show, but acto all those on the spot, he was an utter and total asshole too, if anything worse than his co-star.

      Cybil dahling would throw a fit and refuse to work if anyone (including mere background extras and occasionally even crew!) was on the set who was blond, or wearing any of HER colours (blue, green, I forget what else, but everyone else were pretty much constrained to grey, beige, etc.) Wouldn't work if she felt snubbed. Etc, etc. Spoiled bitch.

      On what the crew taught us to fondly call "Gagme and Rapeme", the two stars hated each other and promptly disappeared in opposite directions the moment the directed yelled CUT. They had to put a PA to tailing each one to keep track of where the hell she was. The blond one, whose name I forget, also did that "no other blonds on the set" crap, and if she was in a Mood you never knew til she snapped. OTOH if Tyne Daly was feeling bitchy, she'd announce it in so many words, so all were forewarned. One can at least respect an honest bitch. :)

      Unlike Moonlighting, which was a dreadful show to work (as is typical with any show that's behind schedule and over budget), C&L was a very good show to work, so long as you stayed out of the Stars' way.

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    30. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      I prefer women on the bottom. Or doggystyle.

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    31. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know I'm going to get modded down as a "sexist" for saying it, but this is hardly uncommon with women bosses.

      Female engineers (i.e., not "office engineers" and definitely not software "engineers") tend to do quite well in industries where one has to wear a hard hat in order to visit the field. The stereotypical wolf-whistling construction worker, pipefitter or ironworker respects these women. It's all about professionalism.

    32. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we can finish this by saying that; Society is responsible for where assholes work. Assholes however, are entirely responsible for themselves.

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    33. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Arker · · Score: 1

      Well the PC Gestapo has modded you down, but it's good to see they've been counterbalanced too. Sure, there's a fine line of sexism looming (and I, for one, don't approve of genuine sexism at all) but there are also differences and it's not sensible to forbid discussion of them.

      My own anecdotal experience: I've worked for a number of female bosses, probably more than male. Some were good, some were bad. In general, I honestly prefer them, but I'd definitely have to admit the bad ones were really bad, worse than the bad male bosses. I think the other posters that mentioned a selection skew in corporate management are on the right track. There are some career tracks where the very worst women seem to be the ones selected to rise, without fail. The ones that are every bit as nasty as the worst male bosses, but more devious.

      On the other hand, in academic work you can get some very decent female bosses, that are often more efficient (in a good way) than their male counterparts. Less ego-driven, better at organising situations where each individual gets deployed to his or her own strong points, and everyone feels better and works better when that happens.

      Of course that's still generalising, and I've seen exceptions. But I do think there's a tendency there that would probably hold up to scrutiny.

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    34. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I noticed the Godwinists had come out of the woodwork :) But a lot of people can't distinguish "realworld observations" from "unfounded bias". And all the idealism in the world can't force all persons to have equal merits.

      Yep, I think that "selection skew" idea is probably on the right track -- and it starts down in the trenches. People I know who work in corporate settings (especially marketing, where I-win-you-lose is often the mindset) regale me with plenty of tales of office bitch-fights. I think what happens is that the moment the average female (of any warmblooded species) feels threatened and like she might not "get hers", she reacts aggressively and with intent to "kill". Corporate culture being what it is, the most aggressive woman is more likely to get ahead (often by "killing" everyone who gets in her way).

      Your contrary example of academic settings is probably a lot more like "organizing the village" or "running the extended family", and isn't so much about "I-win-you-lose". So I expect such an environment is less likely to trigger an aggressive/defensive response.

      As to "more devious", that goes along with how in nature, the female has to get home to raise the young, or her line ends -- so selection pressure has been toward she who is the most effective sneak, especially when threatened.

      So... put women in the pressure cooker, and in general the most devious bitches will rise to the top.

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    35. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "...doesn't even require me to submit drafts to him,..."

      If only I could make my change in red.

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    36. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Because, of course, I spend every bit as much time proofing my quickie /. posts as my professional published work. Who doesn't?

      -Eric

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    37. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      I tend to nowadays, just so anyone who disagrees with me has to say why rather than pointing out my spelling mistakes.

    38. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by jbertling1960 · · Score: 1

      If you worked in Boise, Idaho and she was six feet tall or better, then that's her. I refer to her as "Psycho Liz"

    39. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Arker · · Score: 1

      I do believe that's my Liz *sigh*.

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    40. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40% Insightful rating on this posting = slashdot = male dominated site where men feel they can make broad sweeping generalizations about women and get communite support for it = not a place where women care to be.

    41. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Want to demand world peace and an end to world hunger while you're at it?

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    42. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I already did. Nothing changed, and I don't expect anything about bad management to change in the near future either.

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    43. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
      When Carly left, HP employees litteraly threw champagne parties

      I was on the phone with HP support on the day her departure was announced. I connected to the tech about 2 minutes after the announcement had been made at that location. The atmosphere was surreal and we almost couldn't complete the call. The tech was actually so giddy he sounded drunk. There were people *literally* screaming with joy in the background. I could hardly hear anything. And, you know, I didn't mind. I'd been talking to those people for years and hearing the pain in their voices for so long that even if they were too distracted to do a good job on my call, I was willing to cut them some slack just so they could have a moment of well-deserved relief and celebration.

    44. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by ppanon · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's a transitional period.

      Right now you've got companies trying to have proper demographic representation as they overcome a white-male dominated hierarchy. In companies with good management, the poor managers will get fired, male or female. But in companies that have avoided promoting women, they won't have attracted the best female managers and will thus have a more restricted pool of talent to draw from, even if they use head-hunters, when they need to promote managers to "meet their diversity quotas". The latter type of company will also tend to be more cliqueish and political in their management hiring and promotion process with the result that you would expect: successful women managers in those companies will be those who get promoted more from political connections than from competence. The predisposition against women in those companies will mean that the women need to be even more politically astute/backbiting than the men to get promoted. In the long run, in each company, either the differences will fade due to increasing female representation in management, or they will get worse due to a backlash against the excessive politicization of the female managers. In the latter case, the company reputation could suffer and it might even fail.

      In the long run, I expect good management will assert itself through Darwinian culling, but not without a few generations of blood and bodies on the stock market and factory floors. Well, one generation down, N to go.

      Corollary: Look at the women managers in a company as the canaries to figure out if it's a political environment to work in.

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    45. Re:Forbes was always biased towards Carly by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I'll grant this isn't the most sensitive, sensible, or even funny joke, but it's based on historical fact and personal experience. Muhammed fucked little girls. I don't know how many.

      Troll, indeed. Muslim losers. Learn to accept you're just as stupid as everyone else.

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  7. Carly ruined two great engineering companies by path_man · · Score: 5, Informative

    Both the Enterprise Server Group at HP, responsible for HP9000 servers, and the DEC Alpha team, were completely decimated by Carly. I spent 7 years at HP, sadly 4 of which Fiorina was in charge. I have never seen such a mass exodus of top-level engineers leave a company. People with 20+ years (often more) IT and computer engineering experience, folks who had technology patents and some of the most novel thinking around computing, OS design, and engineering.

    Now, the HP9000 servers are 3rd tier behind IBM and remarkably Sun (which regained marketshare and scrapped their way back into relevance soley because Carly fucked up HP's UNIX system strategy).

    The only thing she did right was recognize the Imaging group as a cash cow and not screw with that. But that was because of total fear of the institutional investors backlashing and sending her packing (with her $MM golden parachute) sooner.

    No, Forbes, you're wrong. Carly was the WORST thing that could have happened to HP, next to the Compaq acquisition itself. HP should have bought out the DEC division from Compaq and left the low-margin, low-cost PC business altoghether.

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    1. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Joebert · · Score: 1

      From reading that, it sounds to me like she shook a bunch of sloths off of the money tree, pruned it up a bit, & got it ready to bloom.

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    2. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Carly may or may not have been good for business, but she sure hurt morale and definitely destroyed or at least sent into hibernation much of the "HP Way". People actually cheered when they heard the news that she was fired, and we're finally starting to see some of the HP Way slowly coming back now.

      Of course, Hurd's cost-cutting methods have crippled the ability of many of us to do our jobs, but at least people aren't so depressed about things like they were under Carly.

    3. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 1

      You draw a big distinction between 'good for business' and 'morale'. If morale is not based on business success then what is it based on?

    4. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by lfd · · Score: 1

      Well, I too, would wish that DEC would still be around but remember that "the business of America is business." You can have the best technology in the world (Alpha, clusters, VMS, non-stop Himalaya -- Compaq also bought Tandem at some point) but if you can't sell it because the competition coming from Intel/AMD/Microsoft makes you irrelevant, what good is it?

      That being said DEC technology was not really killed. You still can get OpenVMS and Tru64 from HP at a reasonable price. I paid $100 for a Tru64 (Digital Unix, aka OSF1) hobbyist license and the product is not that bad, despite the fact that, for the same price, in 2001, you could get the "Solaris 8 Source Foundation Release" (an 8 CD set, quite complete, incuding the Workshop 5 compiler).

      Tru64 has been quite a disappointment to me. The lack of man pages, for instance, is disturbing. Of course, the documentation is there in form of PDF or sometimes HTML files but I don't want to have to run Mozilla with only 128MB of RAM on a 333MHz Alpha with a lousy disk subsystem. Also HP management decided they could afford not to release the open source CDs (previously known as "Freeware for Digital Unix") any more, without even providing a pointer to downloadable ISO images and I hate that.

      Does anybody know what happened to the Slackware Aplha project?

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    5. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You got it exactly wrong. The structures and pressures she created caused many worthless people to get ahead, while hard working intelligent workers were pushed out. The culture under Carly valued ass kissing and "team players" so long as they raised no objections. Quality was devalued and any sense of community was decimated. Carly was a disaster.

    6. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Joebert · · Score: 1
      hard working intelligent workers

      Notice how "intelligent" is surrounded by "hard working workers".

      I know, it's hard to understand at first, it took me awhile, but that's the way it works.
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    7. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what you mean about Tru64's lack of man pages. I used to work on Tru64 man pages and there were many many many man pages available. And, If I do say so myself, they tended to be very complete and highly regarded. I seem to think that you simply neglected to install the right package. Or maybe they decided to leave them off of your CD. :(

      The lack of freeware for Digital Unix is disappointing. That was a truly useful package. HP really has finished the destruction of Tru64 that was started by the neglect that upper management at Compaq showed it.

    8. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If morale is not based on business success then what is it based on?

      Um ... being treated like a human being?

      I've worked for companies that were making money hand over fist, and treated their employees like shit, and I was miserable. I've also worked for companies that were barely making enough money to stay in business, and treated their employees well, and I was reasonably happy ("reasonably" because, of course, if the company is in real trouble, the prospect of a layoff doesn't make anyone happy.) And although it's by no means a sure thing, it does seem to me that companies which treat their employees well are more likely to get through the lean times than those which treat them like cattle, because happy employees are going to feel like they have a personal stake in the company's survival, and work harder accordingly. If your employer is the type that ends up on fuckedcompany.com, OTOH, you're not going to try to do anything to help it; you will, at the least, jump ship for a better job at the first opportunity, and depending on how pissed off you are, you may do your best to screw your current employer before you go.

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    9. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by meburke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yup-

      Carly sacrificed the design and precision that HP was noted for and made the company mediocre. She acquired Compaq, which had a fairly good PC server division and some of the worst workstations in the business, and then never took advantage fo the Alpha technology that could have brought HP to the top.

      Compaq's low-end desktops were a technician's nightmare, but it wasn't always that way. In the early 90's the ASE certification was the least-bullshit, best PC technical training around. In the late 90's the ProLiant line of servers were the only things I'd buy from Compaq, because even if you were Compaq authorized, fixing the lower-end machines was too much hassle. If you weren't Compaq authorized it was almost impossible, even if you could afford it.

      For those of you who are interested, the original HP design and precision is embodied in Agilent Technologies. There you find super fine instrumentation, quality design, good morale, and good financial performance. All they need now is a good web site designer.

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    10. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      The HP 9000 (PA-RISC) and Alpha been slated for obsolescence ever since the Itanium started, before Carly got there. Maybe the strategy to consolidate high end server lines (NonStop, OpenVMS, HP/UX) was a good one, but Intel mucked up the Itanium?

    11. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

      Both the Enterprise Server Group at HP, responsible for HP9000 servers, and the DEC Alpha team, were completely decimated by Carly.

      UNIX/RISC is in severe decline, mostly due to Linux/x86, and one could argue that HP/DEC has always been "third-tier" in this market, sales-wise. Plus you have the Itanium fiasco.

      Without the purchase of Compaq Proliant, HP would be in very serious trouble in the Enterprise market. You can blame Fiorina for her management style, but you can't blame her for the trend toward commdification in enterprise computing. This group would have been decimated no matter who was in charge.

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    12. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Enterprise Server Group at HP, responsible for HP9000 servers, and the DEC Alpha team, were completely decimated by Carly.

      No, the market decimated the DEC Alpha team. Who needed it? Yeah it might be academically interesting, but that didn't equate to sales.

    13. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wonder what you mean about Tru64's lack of man pages. I used to work on Tru64 man pages and there were many many many man pages available. And, If I do say so myself, they tended to be very complete and highly regarded."

      The man pages of OSF1/Digital UNIX/Tru64 UNIX are the best in any Unix or Linux that I know. Thank You for your hard work.

    14. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by aussersterne · · Score: 1
      If morale is not based on business success then what is it based on?


      Um ... being treated like a human being?


      Thank you.

      I can't get over my shock at the previous poster having actually asked that question in the first place. Jesus.
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    15. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't agree more, my friend. I worked at Compaq when it was Compaq and
      have/had plenty of friends at HP. Carly's autocratic style and poor decisions
      destroyed morale, the product line and customer relationships.

      All that technology and people wasted... Carly should be vilified not celebrated.

    16. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by tengu1sd · · Score: 1
      The HP 9000 (PA-RISC) and Alpha been slated for obsolescence ever since the Itanium started

      Don't drink the marketing Kool-Aid. The statement above means that that HP dropped two powerful technologies in favor of a vaporware system that still isn't ready to compete. A 4-way Alphaserver ES-45 used to be benchmarked against 8-way Sun/Power boxes and still outmatches today's Itanium offerings. With no future to these products people stopped buying them dropping HP's datacenter profits. At one time Compaq planned to consolidate Unix/VMS/NonStop on Alpha systerms.

      Killing the line to play nice with Intel means that Intel wins, IBM wins, Sun wins and HP is left waiting for the release of Itanium systms that will make the company just another white box builder. The only difference between HP and the mom and pop store down the block is that one of these will have better service and accurate records of warrantees.

    17. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Wasn't AMD's early (Thunderbird) floating point wins over Intel based on licensed Alpha technology? That is more than just academically interesting...

    18. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by whypick1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can attest to this, at least in a second-hand account. I'm currently interning for HP, and one of my co-workers was talking about She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named (seriously, I've listened in on about a dozen conversations about her, only heard her name once), and he said that the day her booting was announced, he could tell when people first checked their e-mail in the morning because it'd be followed up by a "Woo-hoo!" Even if Forbes is right, the odds of you being able to find a current or former employee who worked under her agreeing with Forbes is infinitesimally small.

    19. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You draw a big distinction between 'good for business' and 'morale'. If morale is not based on business success then what is it based on?

      You can be in the most successful business in the world, but if your job sucks and is a constant battle against upper management then your morale is going to be in the toilet. Money don't buy happyness.

    20. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What were the yields on the first 3 generations of alpha? Look at those numbers and then rethink what you said, was that a great engineering team? Certainly not by any industry standards. Great product, great architecture, alpha was cool, they just couldn't make them.


      I don't comment on the hp9000, it seems competitive with what IBM is doing though.


      I love HP, I respect them a great deal but in a couple ways they missed some of the boat.

    21. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't get over my shock at the previous poster having actually asked that question in the first place

      Yah, he must be from digg.

    22. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      When Compaq acquired the Alpha with DEC in 1998, that's when the Alpha line started to have trouble, design flaw kept clock speed low. It was Compaq who canceled the EV8 prior to HP acquisition, and there's plenty of talk and conspiracy theories about that. But screwups in the architecture three years prior made the Alpha's case not so compelling. Just as screwups in the Itanium/Itanium2 architecture make it not as compelling today.

    23. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree. Your employment relationship is voluntary. Why do you stay in a job that makes you miserable?

    24. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by cryfreedomlove · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Why would you stay in a job that makes you miserable? Your relationship with that employer is a voluntary choice that you made and you are free to unmake it anytime.

    25. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by monopole · · Score: 1

      Morale doesn't always track with business sucess directly, although it generally is a leading indicator. For example, when a company hits a rough patch for external reasons, morale can be the thing that pull the company through. In the same fashion lack of morale, even in a company that is doing well, can be devistating due to reduced productivity and rapid turnover.

      A very good example of company morale is Southwest Airlines, they have a tangible esprit de corps that positively impacts the operation of the company.
      On the other hand look at EA, presently doing well but with horrific employee morale.

    26. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by path_man · · Score: 1

      Maybe this is a troll... but I'll bite. In general, the "old-timers" at HP were associated with the Test and Measurement division, which was spun-off to Agilent. You could argue that because, at the time, HP was one of the few tech companies with a pension & retirement plan, that there were a few hangers-on just riding it out till age 59 1/2. That always happens at companies as old as HP.

      BUT... my thesis was that the Enterprise Systems Group was the most damaged, and in that batch there may have been some folks with two decades experience, but these employees were the treasure troves of engineering knowledge and experience. I'm talking about the guys who had forgotten more about computer architecture & design than most post-grads have learned today.

      Your post smacks of cynicism and bitterness, but realize that in nearly every measurable catagory (stock price, market share, profitibility, etc.) HP is worse off now than it was before Carly came onboard. You're free to chalk that up to anything you like -- I choose to attribute it to vastly inferior leadership and the forcing out of HP's most valuable assets. Their top-level engineers.

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    27. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I love my compaq notebook. It had the best keyboard and cooling around when I bought it. It was very cheap and I can tell its well built. HP notebooks I still would not touch as they turned into emachine like quality.

      I believe quality is turning around with their pc's (I hope) since Hurd took over.

    28. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by meburke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I have to repair those pieces of junk. The Compaq/HP notebooks are a lot better than their desktops, but still 'way inferior to Toshiba or Thinkpads. (Of course, nobody really knows what the future of Thinkpad quality is going to be.) I even prefer the VAIO to Compaq/HP, even though there is a lot more proprietary configuration. (VAIO stands for "Video Audio Input Output" and I seldom recommend VAIOs unless the customer has strong multimedia needs.) In Houston, where I live, the impression of Compaq/HP in Tomball is a campus of potheads. Who else would design such junk?

      A huge component of my criteria for a good system is the quality of customer support: I want my customers to be able to resolve their own minor problems and call me when they have real problems. If the customer support sucks, the value of the system goes 'way down. HP customer service is bulky and inferior. Too many ignorant techs behind too many layers of administration. Dell used to have the best customer support in the industry. Now, I'd rather have a dead rat in my mouth than recommend a Dell.

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    29. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Hysteresis.

      Changing jobs is a non-trivial decision, and depends on many factors beyond simply whether or not you like your job (or rather, how much you like/dislike your job). Job market, location, other responsibilities (family, etc) all factor in to just how bad it has to get before you jump ship, or how easy it is to find somthing else to jump to.

      Even if you're a freelance contractor and used to switching jobs a lot, you can't just bail at the first thing that annoys you -- unless your talent happens to be so great and specialized that you can still get work with that kind of reputation. Which is improbable.

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    30. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I am a college student so no Thinkpad. :-(

      I looked into them and was planning to buy a used Thinkpad or a powerbook (not the crappy intel ones) on Ebay. But I didn't have the dough for a $600 payement.

      Funny you mentioned Sony. My gf's Vio has constant heating problems and needs a special USB powered cooling unit. Also its the same speed as my compaq. but it was purchased 6 months earlier. She used a usb powered wireless mouse which I told her would drain battery power but she doesn't care. I wonder if that could cause the overheating?

      But my compaq is discontinued as it was the last Centrino chipset powered notebook by them. The duo cores are waaayyy too hot for a notebook and I worry about lifetime for that reason? My compaq has slow inferior 4200 rpm 80 gig drive and slow ddr1 512 megs of ram. But its for school work only and even bloated java apps run snappy on it compared to my athlonXP +2400 with a 7200 rpm drive. I guess because of the crap on the other computer like Itunes. So your right its not the best laptop there.

      But I want something that lasts fo 2 years til I graduate and was cheap. Supperior cooling and a great keyboard and bright screen for simple word processing and java programing for $730! Of course it was opened and discoounted. Beats a Dell anyday.

    31. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Also my gf's grandma just bought a Toshiba and it broke with 5 days and wont even post. A simple battery and and power cord would not fix it. She bought a contract with geeksquad and they refuse to touch and just tell her to mail it to Toshiba headquarters. Also they looked big and bulky compared to my smaller presario.

      I almost bought one and of course typing "The lazy brown fox jumped over teh fence" showed the keyboard was not that good on it.

    32. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      That's because Dell fell prey to the micromanagement philosophy. They stopped trusting their employees, set up operations centers that did nothing but monitor and criticize. The operable word was "If you can't measure it, you can't manage it", and they took a partial idea and shaped it into their total policy. Good people left, and still OTHER good people stayed and were bogged down in the new culture of ass-kissing micromanagers and political bullshit. It was a sad, sad thing, because we used to take such pride in topping everyones support list, year in and out. But their support began to falter, and so too did their double and triple digit growth numbers....

      You have to wonder at the coincidence of that.

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      --- I'm going sane in a crazy world.
    33. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      When you have a family or loans and bills that require a steady flow of
      income, you often find yourself working a job you don't like til you
      can find something better.

      Some areas of the country finding a "good" job is difficult, but finding
      a job that has been dumped is easy because people are looking to leave
      it for the very reason you mention.

      The good jobs people tend to hold onto because they have either had
      or heard about the bad ones, and took it to heart.

      So if you need the money, you do what you have to, until you can find
      a way out of the situation and make a better life for you and your family.

      100's of millions of people go to work everday doing things they would
      rather not be doing, and think of doing something else.

      You can count on it.

      Peace,
      Ex-MislTech

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    34. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For those of you who are interested, the original HP design and precision is embodied in Agilent Technologies. There you find super fine instrumentation, quality design, good morale, and good financial performance. All they need now is a good web site designer.

      Ummm, have you ever called up Agilent lately for technical support? It's becoming less and less... They'd rather you send their stuff in for repairs rather than provide support over the phone, and are abandoning a lot of the older HP designed instrumentation, particularly RF gear... Anritsu, Tektronix, and even Fluke (grrrr... the Microsoft of test instruments) has better tech support than Agilent.

    35. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Ok, I choose a bad term with "sloths".

      If nobody shook theese companies up now & then, causing some of the more capable (read: seed) employees to fall off where they could start new ventures, we would all be working for SuckCo.

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    36. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Apotsy · · Score: 1

      It's not kool aid, it was the plan all along. I worked at HP from 95 to 97, when Lew Platt was CEO, and even then the roadmap being preached all over the company was to use the new intel VLIW arch (which didn't have the Itanium name yet) while PA-RISC was going to be end-of-life'd.

    37. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wrok for Agilent, and I'm sorry - but you are off about your generalizations. Agilent was (yes, past tense) a great place to work and had (again, past tense) high quality equipment. Through the instrumentation is no worse then past revisions, it is certanly no better. As for our financial performance, our new CEO (Bill Sullivan) is only out to line his pockets (ie short term stock gains) at the expense of long term stability. Bill is our Carly.

      To start, Bill sold off SPG (the semiconductor section of Agilent). This was the single stongest segment within Agilent from a profit perspective, from a quality perspective, and from a customer satisfaction perspective. His argument was that he wanted to focus on the core Agilent functions (Electronic Measurement [EMG & OSS] and Chemical Analysis [LSCA]) and wanted to make our revenue more consistent (Semiconductor's revenue was well know to fluctuate wildly - though they were never not profitable). On this whole "consistent" thing. This is SOLEY for the short term investor - which means that the stock price will go up. This was just DUMB! This division single-handly kept our overall customer satisfaction rating in the high range (when other divisions were having troubles, SPG pulled in the slack). This means that Agilent kept a pretty good overall face to the public thus helping along the Agilent brand. That is worth WAY more than he got for it.

      Next, Bill pushed for offsoring of quite a few of our support functions (collections, IT, etc). Now this clearly helped the bottom line, it means that I spend WAY more of my time on administrative functions. Also, Bill put the kaibosh on all raises. There are people on my team that have not seen a raise in 5 years. Last fall, Bill then slashed our health benefits. To say that peolple are happy is looking at all the frowns up-side down.

      Also, Bill has cut a lot of our operating budgets requiring that each division not only be profitable (understandable), but to make more that the before. Now this looks good on paper, but the problem is that it requires every division to cut corners - ultimatly reducing quality (and hurting morale). As a specific example, our OBD (out of box defects) have gotten so bad that we are starting a new 6Sigma program to try and reduce them.

      Now, Bill is "merging" OSS (the measuement SW for the Big teleco's back end - QoS and such). Now, I agree that OSS is having some pretty big troulbles, but the "merger" is really just to kill the business and pull out of the market. A specific example is what we call NgN - Next generation Networks. This is our VoIP monitoring solution (again QoS, not listening in to this calls) that won many awards for being forst to market, having the currently best solution on the market, etc. As of a last week, over half of that division is being laid off and future revisions are being put on indefinate hold . The big problem is that we committed to these revisions (there are scaling problems - currently we can only get 40 Call Per Second - need to hit 75+) to quite a few of our customers and will probobly loose a few of them because of this. And I don't mean loosing the VoIP business; Sprint, since thier merger with Nextel, is looking to standardize thier monitoring system, so this is theatening our entire relationship with them.

      To get back to where I started, there are quality issues (happens when you cut us off at the knees). There are also moral issues (amazing what happens when you treat people like resourses and not [gasp] like people). I agree that we are currently OK financially, but I doubt that will last very long (Bill looks like he might be close to retirement age - he will suck us dry).

      PS - I am posting anonymously 'cause I am not sure what I was not supposed to say - I don't want employer backlash.

    38. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by IlliniECE · · Score: 1

      Itanium's late schedule gets more blame for this than it should. There phenomenon we're witnessing is a bit deeper than that. Namely, several years back, there was an expectation that super-high-end computing would find its way down into the mainstream market. Instead (and to the surprise of many strategic product planners), the low-end of the market came up. Even if Itanium had been out early enough since its beginning to have always been at-parity with Power, we would still see the (IMHO, dreadful) invasion of commodity chips. I don't think PA-RISC,Alpha could've possibly conquered this either.

    39. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      what's so dreadful about commodity chips, which cover most of practical computational needs; in other words, what good is a vector super pipelined chip for browsing the web and word processing?

    40. Re:Carly ruined two great engineering companies by mink · · Score: 1

      There are currently only 2 working and reasonably current distros for the Alpha. Gentoo and Debian. Gentoo I cant get to work on my Miata (has problems during some compiles that has a long standing open bug) and Debian I got up, but the docs are often completely wrong for that arch (I mean the docs written for that arch).

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  8. She had to burn the village to save it by sielwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course she burnt down two villages- but let's not get bogged down with nostalgia and "facts".

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
    1. Re:She had to burn the village to save it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I need to start reading Slashdot on Saturdays more often. Most of the responses are actually pretty intelligent. Except for the numbnuts i'm posting this comment under. Anyhoo: Carly was a wh0re and I'm glad she's gone, except for the fact that she recently moved into my neighborhood after leaving sillycon valley.

      D'oh!

    2. Re:She had to burn the village to save it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moved in to the neighborhood, eh? Will you:

      a. Pretend not to know who she is, and say you work for HP
      b. Put a burning bag o' turd on her front porch to welcome her
      c. Pretend to be someone else e.g. CTO of Yoyodyne Industries
      d. Pretend to be a all around handyman, small remodeling jobs in case her house needed any, but your skills match those of Michael Keaton's in Pacific Heights

    3. Re:She had to burn the village to save it by LandruBek · · Score: 1

      It's a pity the other responders didn't get the allusion. History surely does repeat itself.

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  9. As a former long-time HPer ... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think selecting Carly was a symptom of HP's decline, not the cause of it. The company was well down the path of losing its way by the time Carly came along. Look at the history of HP to see what I mean. The original culture and values of the company instilled by Bill and Dave were all about innovation, quality, community, employees ... basically the vaunted "HP way". And this recipe worked extremely well as is evidenced by the financial performance and growth of HP over many decades, through boom times and slow times. No long term debt. Very high margins. Unparalleled customer and employee loyalty (extremely low turnover, no layoffs). Unequalled product quality. This is the company that brought us such hallmark products as the scientific handheld calculator (the venerable HP35 and its follow-ons), the logic analyzer, the inkjet printer, the laser printer, the "Pisces" emulation systems, the HPIB instrument interconnection bus (now better known as IEEE-488), 360-series PC board test stations, phased array cardiac ultrasound systems with color flow for non-invasively measuring blood flow ... the list of notable, first-in-class (as opposed to me-too), commercially successful products is indeed long. But as Bill and Dave moved into retirement the company began to evolve (devolve in my opinion). Innovation mattered less than "time to market". Quality mattered less than "cost". Employees mattered less than "efficiencies". Engineering mattered less than marketing.

    So, by the time Carly was hired as CEO of HP, they had already spun out the intruments and medical divisions - basically destroying the diversity of HP, leaving it as a computer company operating in a viscious low-margin market. They had already moved away from the concept of autonomous divisions, towards big, bureaucratic, centralized behemoths. They had already abandoned the fiscal discipline whereby all growth was self-funded and moved towards funding growth with long-term debt. And isn't it obvious that the company that was once HP is now just another computer company - nothing special. Sure, they have lots of shelf-space at CompUSA, and they move lots of boxes for a small profit. But the breakthrough, innovative products are no more. The reputation for quality is gone. I don't blame Carly, nor do I give her credit "for saving HP", since the HP I knew is long dead.

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    1. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by Homology · · Score: 1

      > Unequalled product quality. This is the company that brought us such hallmark products as the scientific handheld calculator (the venerable HP35 and its follow-ons)....

      I still use an HP 28S calculator I bought about 15 years ago to replace
      the even older HP 41C. The quality is superb.

    2. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by kellererik · · Score: 1

      Your are straight on the mark. A couple of years ago, a customer told me: "I switched everything to HP, because if a company is able to produce medical equipment in such a superb quality, then they should be able to create top-notch workstations and servers as well."

      To bad I lost contact to the guy, I'd be very interested how he sees HP nowadays.

      just my 2 cents

    3. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by BisonHoof · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with your take on the situation and how it had evolved at HP. I too, have worked at HP for many years. It did not take a genius to see the points that you make at HP (although it seemed that way to many). Note that there are/were *many* managers at HP that have their own agendas. It's a managerial love-fest of CYA over at HP right now. IMO, it was Carly's JOB to fix the situation and restore HP to it's status of being a leader, innovator and a highly respected company. It's a compromise of making money and doing what's best for employees and citizens of the world, WHICH HAD ALWAYS BEEN DAVE AND BILL'S POLICY. It's aways a lot easier to take the easy path to success and join the herd of copycat company's, but IMO, Carly did not have the guts (maybe not even the power) or capability to fix HP.

    4. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      No graphing calculator I have used that has come out since the 48G/GX has even come close to the 48 series. As a result, I still use a calculator that was probably on the market for 5+ years before I started using it a decade ago.

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    5. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. My 48GX is still the best calculator I have, ten years after I bought it. The 49 is just not as good; I bought one after I dropped something heavy on my 48GX and bent the faceplate, but I ended up just repairing it. TI calculators are just too fragile. I really wish someone would make a decent calculator these days.

    6. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by Rauser · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. When I heard that the HP48 line was discontinued (about 10 years ago!) I went out and bought myself a spare 48GX for the day when my 48SX kicks the bucket. The 48SX was bought around '90 and is still chugging away just fine. I keep it at home and keep the 48GX at work.

      Lord forbid the day when I have to go shopping for something else to replace them--although I'd seriously consider running an emulation on some handheld gadget instead of a non-RPG calculator...

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    7. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      During the 1990's I knew somebody working for HP here in Australia. Almost every week she would be heading off for meetings in different parts of the world, usually places where the US and Australian parts of the business would agree to meet. They didn't appear to make any use of video conferencing or just simple phone calls. After a couple of years of that she told me she was praying for the money to run out so she could spend a weekend at home.

      From what I hear she got her wish.

    8. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you're saying is that it was lew platt era that brought the company down?

    9. Re:As a former long-time HPer ... by kencurry · · Score: 1

      I still have, use, and love my 11c.

      Best calulator in a small form factor ever made IMHO.

      Also, want to put in a shout for awsome HP analytical chemistry gear (which was spun off as agilent). HP stuff was built like a panzer tank, would just run forever.

      the good 'ol days.

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  10. Cut in its own flesh by firing experienced people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had respect for HP. Their products USED to be good. Not perfect, but good and when you needed help, there was an engineer who knew that exact product inside-out and would honestly tell you what and how to solve.

    Recently I had a nasty performance problem (especially writing) with the MSA500 external RAIDs from HP (should be old compaq stuff).
    The first, second, third and forth thing I was told was that it is MY fault.
    First firmware; then configuration; then drivers; at last, they said I had to use Kernel 2.6.9 and RHEL4 because anything else is NOT supported.
    For 3 weeks I went thru all loops (they didn't exspect that) with people who would say "please try this-and-that". Quickly I would ask "Can you guarantee me, that this will help?".
    The answers ranged from "maybe" to "one can try". Further, no one seemed to know whom to talk to for e.g. the Linux drivers and if there are any issues.

    I have never spoken to more frustrating and technically inept people ever. Even upper sales people knew about my issue. After 3 weeks I was assigned a technical engineer.
    After I did ANYTHING they told me, in the afternoon the very SAME technican would admit when there were simply no excuses left: "OK, this is highly inofficial. But your numbers are not unusual."
    It turns out 1) they knew they have shitty hardware and 2) they are advised not to tell.

    That is not what I call a "saved company".

  11. The market spoke on Carly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If she was any good she'd be the CEO of another great company instead of doing BS speaking engagements. HP survived Carly.

    1. Re:The market spoke on Carly by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      HP survived Carly

      That remains to be seen. I see HP in the same way as I see a lot of large companies that were beheaded when their founders died off or retired ... they run for a while on inertia and then crumble into dust. Or they try to "reinvent" themselves but that rarely works either. No, I think another poster was right, that HP lost "The Way" a long time ago and that Carly Fiorina was more symptomatic than causative, but you're right that if she were any good, someone else would have picked her up by now. Hey, maybe corporate America is wising up: when a FAILED CEO is fired ... don't hire her. Not that women have ever been a part of the "good old boy" CEO network anyway.

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    2. Re:The market spoke on Carly by pacalis · · Score: 1

      Nearly agree with you entirely. In the earlier post I should have noted that whatever success HP can claim (a la Forbes) survived Carly. But where I disagree is that this is not a HER issue. Carly rushed to puchase a massive negative growth company. Moronic, whatever one's gender. She swallowed the pig, when HP only needed some bacon. Second, she is in the good old boy network as she's getting awards and top board spots like noboby's business. Still, no one wants her running anything.

  12. slashdot.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for MBAs, business that matters.

  13. Carly got laid off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She doesn't deserve any more credit for HP's success than she gave to all those she laid off.

  14. Revisionist history by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Carly was one of the worst things to hit corporate america since Ken Lay. I watched her run HP into the ground and line her own pockets while doing it. Division doing well? They can obviously cut costs and headcount. Look, next quarter, they have higher margins, so give yourself a bonus, and repeat in Q2. Division doing badly? Cut people, and reorg. Tough decisions deserve a bonus.

    Carly was about polishing her own star, from putting herself in front of the company when there was capital to be spent, cash or political, to building a cult of personality. Ask the people shoved out of the way by her bodyguards IN THE HP HQ! Ask the people who installed an executive bathroom in her plane hanger, normal bathrooms wouldn't do there, oh no.

    Ask the HP Australia people about the world class logistics operation they built, and then completely outsourced without adequate contract provisions. Look at how much the Magellan contract cost them, and the reasons for losing it. If you want real fun, look at what the board told her before they handed her ass walking papers. Tis to laugh, no tis to feel sad for the greedy ruining the lives of the hardworking.

    Hurd, who on some levels I am no fan of, has spent the last year and change completely undoing all the things Carly did. The difference is that Carly had all the shyness and hard working mindset of Paris Hilton, while Hurd gets the job done.

    Anyone putting the sucess of HP on Carly rather than Hurd is an incompetent researcher, revisionist historian, or has an agenda. Oh wait, this is Forbes, you know, the ones who are still defending SCO. Replace the 'or' a couple of sentences ago..... Also look at the politics, this has all the hallmarks of a paid for image campaign to prep her Carlyness for a senate run. Forbes isn't shy about politics, and it would take a political strategist with long term thinking in a high place to do this. I won't name names though.

    I was privy to a lot more of HPs dirt than I wrote about, and even then, I wrote a lot. I honestly can't think of a more worthless, to the corporation, manager that had the company survive their tenure. The only reason it did was a long history of innovation (real, not MS), good people, and good product lines. Most of that is gone now, but Hurd looks to be bringing a lot of it back. It is an uphill climb, but if you look at Dell vs HP right now, it is the correct thing to do.

    The article that prompted this is several shades beyond sad, and completely ignores what Hurd has done. Do the research people, ask HP about the changes, they are real, but they are not spun for the benefit of the general audience like the old days. Then ask yourself why this would be coming out right about now, and from whom.

                  -Charlie

    1. Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you want real fun, look at what the board told her before they handed her ass walking papers.


      Any pointers to what you're talking about here, or more details you can give? My impression (having only spoken to 1 HP board member during the merger time) is that Carly was really just the puppet of Keyworth and Hackborn (2 HP board members) and cluelessly executing their ambitions to become #1 in a number of industries buy buying things and then hoping to be able to cut costs without falling back to #2.


      Did anyone on the board really tell her anything that went beyond "on, Carly, and along with this severence-package-bonus, please don't tell anyone this was all our idea"?

    2. Re:Revisionist history by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree about the puppet bit, but there is more to it. The way I understand it was the board asked her to share power with someone competent, I forget who, and I am too lazy to look it up right now. It was basically she would be the name and the puppet, but they needed someone there to actually so the work she was supposed to.

      Carly took a bit of umbrage at this, and the board insisted on it. She called their bluff but they were not bluffing. From what I gather, she found that bit out when they showed her the door.

                      -Charlie

    3. Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I can't go into details, so a bunch of you may pass this over, but Carly specifically decided to endanger the lives of dozens of employees using HP's aviation services for political reasons.

    4. Re:Revisionist history by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I can't go into details, so a bunch of you may pass this over, but Carly specifically decided to endanger the lives of dozens of employees using HP's aviation services for political reasons.

      So... those Executive Hangar Toilets really were to die for !

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    5. Re:Revisionist history by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you care to out whatever story you have, I will guarantee that you can tell your tale privately. I am the person who wrote the original 'planes' stories, and several other related articles at The Inquirer, and not of the otehr people who talked to me were ever outed. I am very interested in this story.

      Please write me at charlie at theinquirer.net, or the address listed above.

                    -Charlie

  15. Carly was paranoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP gave Carly a MMPI psychology test before she started. It certainly missed her paranoid disorder.
    Having worked at HP at the time she visited our plant, it was very interesting. She had all the
    metal silverware replaced with plastic. All the front row folding chairs at her assembly were chained
    togethor. She also had a security detail with her.
    This is not to say that the managers that she kicked out were not a bunch dinosaurs that had long ago
    proven the Peter Principle.

    1. Re:Carly was paranoid by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Why did she have the chairs chained together? It wasn't like Steve Balmer was going to be there!

  16. HP DL385 by Spazmania · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know who saved what but I know that the modern generation-4 HP DL385 server (which borrows heavily from both HP and Compaq technologies) kicks the spit out of every comperable machine out there. Whoever came up with the physical design is an effing genius and I'd like to shake his hand.

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    1. Re:HP DL385 by fkx · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'll probably have to find out what company he left HP for if you want to congratulate him...

    2. Re:HP DL385 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is no HP technology in a DL385 -- The ML/DL servers (and BL blades) are all Compaq. After the merger, the HP NetServer teams were all laid off, and the Compaq ProLiant teams were retained.

    3. Re:HP DL385 by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Amen. When we got our DL385, I was absolutely amazed at the engineering. The whole thing was put together by someone who's had to take servers apart, and it's just brilliant. Performance is fantastic as well. The only complaint I have is that there's no place to attach the battery for the battery-backed write cache on our RAID controller. After the great design of the rest of the case, I figured I must have been missing something. Other than that, the server is fantastic.

    4. Re:HP DL385 by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      You mean the battery for the on-board smartarray? It slides in between the edge of the case and the left-most drives. That's why the cable is so long.

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  17. I wonder who at Forbes was paid off? by fkx · · Score: 1

    CF was the worst exeutive HP ever had.

    She created such ill will that I laugh at the thought of giving her credit for anything.

    Now I'm wondering if someone at Forbes might have been paid off to publish such idiotic nonsense. You can't trust any coprporations, governments or media anymore when it comes to honesty and integrity.

    1. Re:I wonder who at Forbes was paid off? by castoridae · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't nee to be paid off. Publish something controversial, and you sell more magazines.

    2. Re:I wonder who at Forbes was paid off? by fkx · · Score: 1

      I would call that the payoff then .. at the cost of their integrity.

  18. Forbes thinks Carly saved HP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And when was the last time Forbes was right about... uh... anything?

  19. Well she did two things by zoomshorts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Ruined Compaq
    2) Removed faith in HP as a company. (Hello, my name is Habib, how may I assist you?)

    Did I mention the talent lost due to "right-sizing"? Sure I did.

    1. Re:Well she did two things by Moggie68 · · Score: 1

      Talent? As in people with a white skin and a US passport?

    2. Re:Well she did two things by sesshomaru · · Score: 1
      Um, I think he meant actual talent. You know, as in people who were actually good at their jobs and knew what they were doing.

      Your assumptions about them are somewhat racist.

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    3. Re:Well she did two things by Moggie68 · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic, you know?

    4. Re:Well she did two things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, good for you, now go fuck yourself.

      See, even comes with identifiers.

      But, really, now go fuck yourself.

    5. Re:Well she did two things by vistic · · Score: 1

      Of course, there are American citizens named Habib who are smarter than you, less racist than you, speak English better than you do, and could offer tech support better than someone named Jon.

  20. AA @ HP by new500 · · Score: 1

    But HP has always been extremely AA sensitive

    For those mis-informed souls; AA == Alcoholics Anonymous.


    You mean Carly drove the workers to drink?

    Figures.

  21. Please help needy ex-CEO to find a new job by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

    Bored CEO with rather large amount of money need repair on its reputation to make a political or if it does not work philantropy career.
    Send proposal to carleton@california_retreat.com
    all serious inquiery will be handled in total confidentiality.

  22. yes, but does it run Hurd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    serious, if she stayed on we might have gotten
    a succesor to the HP-48 ...

  23. That's also a bunch of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if these business school graduates are "highly skilled" and experienced they will demand a "competitive" salary as a CEO and will get paid to match the salaries of CEOs at other similar companies in the marketplace. This is the issue with open disclosure of CEO salaries and bonuses/benefits. Everybody knows what each other is getting paid, and they will benchmark themselves against others.

    If these business school grads are skilled but not as experienced, they will get paid less due to their lack of experience, but then you get a less-experienced leader ... simple as that.

    If I was on the board of directors of a company, i would be suspicious of an MBA grad approaching us and telling us he will work for "free", especially one that has less experience. I would rather put him or her in a lower management role first to test out their abilities. By that time they move up to a position where they can be considered for CEO, they would get paid a typical CEO salary anyway.

    1. Re:That's also a bunch of crap by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Someone failed econ.

      If you expand the pool of potential CEOs, you have increased the supply. The number of companies that need CEOs is small compared to the number of business school graduates, so the price will fall to market clearing levels. The thing that maintains CEO salaries at their current level is the apparantly popular meme of the 'corporate savior' which effectively reduces the labor pool.

      Compare to another market, say.. Diamond trade. diamonds aren't even really all that valuable. They are a middling semi-precious stone. Look at the market for non-gem cut natural or industrial diamonds or the secondary market for diamonds. The perception that a NEW, gem-cut natural diamonds are somehow better keeps the price up by encouraging demand for a specific, limited-supply commodity.

      The analogy is particulaly apt, since artificial diamonds can be made even purer than their "more valuable" natural counterparts. The value a result of a clever advertising campaign.

      Though to be fair, one of the goals of any advertising campagn is to increase the percieved value of your product so as to command a higher price. It is up to the consumer to see through the hype and recognize the real value of the product they're buying. Caveat emptor.

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  24. The logo doesn't say distribute. It says invent. by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    Thanks Carly!

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  25. Forbes?! by KwKSilver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When did Forbes become a credible source on technology? The old Forbes was pretty good source of business info & investment ideas. Stevie-boy's rag has agendas other than helping its readership, IMHO. I won't touch it anymore.

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  26. We're not buying anymore HP boxen due to Carly by acomj · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We where and HPUX and SOlaris shop. Now we're a IBM/ SOLARIS shop. HP's desision to kill PA-RISC and replace it with itanium on there large "superdome" class machines. And we have orders for lots more of these expensive (high profit margine) machines in the future. This is going to cost HP millions on going and we're just one shop.

  27. Stategy? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    FTFA: Her decision to drop an exclusive arrangement with Intel on server chips and align with Advanced Micro Devices proved to be extremely timely as Intel subsequently stumbled in its server line.

    Funny how they get all this "gee wow!" credit for making what was an obvious and long-overdue decision that any dumbass here on slashdot would have made on day one.

  28. Remember when HP meant High Prices? by Anon+E.+Muss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was a time when the market valued innovative technology and outstanding design. That time has passed. "The HP Way" evolved in an environment where companies could sell premium products at premium prices. That environment no longer exists. If customers want low prices and are less concerned about quality, manufacturers will churn out low priced shit. When specialty businesses become commodity businesses, the high quality/high cost producers tend to get squeezed out. Carly didn't cause this shift in the marketplace, she just didn't have a fucking clue how to respond to it.

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    1. Re:Remember when HP meant High Prices? by pacalis · · Score: 1

      But I thought Carly totally helped here? By faclitating HP's name change to "Horrible Performance" she allowed them to charge lower prices...

  29. The HP Way was dead before Carly. by lushmore · · Score: 1

    If it were not, she would never have been hired. The HP Way was about substance over style, and hiring the best people. Carly fails on both accounts. The tenures of Carly and Hurd have continued to erode what was left of the HP Way. Employees can't help but be saddened about this, and many smart people have left as a result, but Carly and Hurd have worked to turn HP into just another big company that is capable of surviving with cheaper, lesser quality employees, so it may work out in the end for the shareholders.

  30. Carly was the best thing for HP by dstrickler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She was smart, well spoken, and made solid decisions for the *long run*, not knee-jerk decisions, that are typical of CEOs of public companies. She made hard decisions that will keep HP going for a long time to come. Long-term thinking is a rare comodity in an increasingly A.D.D. world. The next time someone jumps all over a CEO on Slashdot for making rash decisions driven by "what the stock market needs this week", I hope they think back to Carly's reign at HP and see the difference.

    1. Re:Carly was the best thing for HP by r.muk · · Score: 1

      I happen to think you're wrong.

      But it's also very wrong that you honest opinion has been modded as flamebait.

      To deride opposing opinions is something the Carly's of the world practice.

      Unworthy of the freethinking spirit of slashdot.

    2. Re:Carly was the best thing for HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be kidding me! I was there. She destroyed everything (underline and accentuate everything) good about HP. She cared NOT for the employees. I'm not sure Hurd is much better in that respect either. She had about as much vision as those little fish that live at the bottom of the Ocean. Between the Compaq merger and her greed, HP was raped and abused. If she new what the word "Invent" really means, she would have supported long term investments in new technologies. She was way too worried about the short term market value (to further satisfy her greed) to boost the value of all of her options. she took millions in annual bonuses while employes went years without raises. I could go on with this, but I"m sure by now you have the general idea.

      I was one who cheered her demise at HP. Thing have gotten better in some ways since, but with benefits being slashed day after day, it is apparent to me that the company I joined in 1973 no longer exists. Lucile Packard added the personality to HP by coming up with many of the innovative employee benefits. Most are gone now. As someone else said, HP is becoming just another large corporation. By the way, mine is one of the jobs that went to Asia. Carly can't even take the credit for that one. I recall begining the trend in the early '80s. Guess what? I got many rewards for training my Asian counterparts. Last time I was there, even the Asian country we trained were fearing the new trend to move to less developed countries in Asia like Thailand and mainland China. That, Carly can take some of the credit for, but Mr. Hurd is surely supporting lower expense ratios. High technology requires high technology to build. We are giving it away to other cultures. I just don't see them being able to make the next innovation required to be effective.

      enough!

  31. Cheaper ways to get HP into retail by Josh · · Score: 1

    One effect of buying Compaq - getting a larger retail presence for HP - was much needed. But there were cheaper ways of doing that than buying the whole company. Even though retail has lower margins, it is important for mindshare and understanding customer preferences in different ways. HP should have focused on retail sooner, but better late than never.

    1. Re:Cheaper ways to get HP into retail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Compaq merger wasn't about getting HP into retail. HP was already in retail with printers and Pavilion PC's. By buying Compaq, HP got the NonStop and ProLiant server businesses, the MSA storage business, and a large services business. Don't overlook services. HP is now as big in services as IBM, and that simply wouldn't have happened without the merger.

    2. Re:Cheaper ways to get HP into retail by Josh · · Score: 1

      If you look at revenue and profits in their last 10Q compared to the year before, it's clear that PCs and printers are driving the improvement, rather than servers or services.

  32. Why she had to go... by Moggie68 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Carly Fiorina saved HP but she had to go for one obvious reason. There was something missing between her legs. And I mean literally, not figuratively.

  33. Forbes also a huge supporter of msft and scox by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know what it is with forbes, they love to suck up to big name execs, and look straight down their stuck-up noses at lowly techies. Forbes seems to absolutely despise anything F/OSS.

    IMO: forbes is a zero credibility rag for exec worshiping wannabes.

  34. HP is so vain...... by pharwell · · Score: 4, Funny

    They probably think this post is about them.

    Oh wait, that was Carly Simon.....

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    1. Re:HP is so vain...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly Simon wrote that about her ex-hubby James Taylor...

    2. Re:HP is so vain...... by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Carly: No, it's definitely not about James
      http://www.carlysimon.com/vain/vain.htm
      Actually, its widely rumored was about former boyfriend Warren Beatty.
      What can I say? It was 1973, I was 17 and in lust with images portrayed on the album covers.

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  35. It's a boring company that makes boring products. by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who cares? It's now a boring company that makes boring products.

    As a nerd who cares about "stuff that matters," what HP chooses to do or not do is about as interesting to me as what Whirlpool Corporation or Caterpillar, Inc. or Citicorp do.

    If I'm buying a computer, sure I'm interested in whether HP's product is marginally better or cheaper than Dell's. If I'm investing money, sure I'll pay attention to whether it's making money or losing.

    But when I'm wearing my nerd hat, nothing HP does is likely to matter very much to me. The days of engineering innovation are long over. Whether that's good or bad for the bottom line, I wouldn't know—although, looking at U. S. automakers, I'd at least suspect it's good in the short run, bad in the long run.

  36. "The words of this wizard stand on their heads" by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    "In the language of Orthanc, 'save' means 'slay' ".

    It's possible that HP had to change with a changing market and that any change would have disoriented and hurt people steeped in the old ways, but that's no excuse for "We had to destroy the village in order to save it".

  37. He's bringing the "Nyberg Way", not the "HP Way" by sethstorm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe you should look at who Hurd has worked for in the past and the legacy of his predecessor, Lars Nyberg. If you think Carly was bad, this guy may just bring the 1990's NCR disasters over to HP instead of bringing back the "HP Way". With the company gutted after Hurd and Nyberg, he's proven himself to have a worse reputation. He had a chance to prove himself different, but he failed in that respect up to this point.

    He is not the "blue collar" person that you think he might be. He was one of those who helped destroy that part of NCR.

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  38. Dont you mean "offshore"? by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    The logo ought to be in India's colors and say "outsource", or "offshore" as that's the only accurate way of stating HP's flawed new direction.

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  39. No, it runs Nyberg. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    No, but it'll take your retirement 5 years after you use it.

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  40. Re:It's a boring company that makes boring product by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. HP was viewed as a company who made stuff that supported think tanks. Today... mention HP and the associated phrases are "ink prices", "pedestrian junk", "walmart", and "grossly average". They've completely disavowed the $10,000 "brain" market, and are instead targeting the $10 "ipod user" market.

    From a business perspective, they might not be wrong. Is it easier to find a guy with $10,000? Or find 1000 guys with $10?

    Still, HP is dead, and has no reputation left.

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  41. Ar you kidding? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Carly axed HP's calculator division. The division now making their calculators is a completely different one. I sort of recall hearing it was one of their consumer laptop divisions, but I could be wrong. It's been a while.

    What I can find is at http://www.hpcalc.org/hp49gplus.php, which implies that HP calculator development is now outsourced to a third party.

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    1. Re:Ar you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is very, very little that ISN'T outsourced at HP.

  42. Google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Seem" is the operative word. If you look at their hiring pages, it *seems* like Google is 50% women. If you actually go to their offices, however, men far outnumber women. And people I know who work there admit that it's a problem, and complain that they can't get enough women to work there.

    They're a bit better than most tech companies, probably, but it's not the feminist utopia that google.com/jobs/ would have you believe.

    That's not to say women can't run companies well -- just that Google isn't a good example of this, for or against.

  43. Hurd is the word by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    I had the impression Hurd was a breath of fresh air now that Carly is gone.

    But now with Hurd backing up Carly, does that mean HP employees will be dancing in the aisles when he gets the axe?
    .
    .
    Well don't you know about the Hurd?
    Well, everybody knows that the Hurd is the word!
    A-well-a Hurd, Hurd, H-Hurd's the word

    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    [repeat to fade]

    (thanks to the Trashmen for the awesome lyrics)

  44. Of course these corporations by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
    It's not the engineers that decide features like weight, batteries, screen... that's what the marketing department should be doing. They determine what the customers want and balance market demand and operating budget with the engineer's estimate of what it takes to build these features and how they impact each other.


    Can never by definition build something new. They follow the market, they make things bigger, smaller, lighter, faster, slightly easier to use or with a fashionable new case but they never, ever do anything new. That's fine, but the irony being that they're then desperate to find that "innovation" which they lost but have absolutely no idea why.

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  45. Carly's a cunt. She hates American workers. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... No matter how much Forbes is trying to rebrand her character.

  46. No, Three -- she killed Bell Labs/Lucent too... by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Before she came over to HP she had done her fair share of gutting Lucent by actively overvaluating their stock and putting fake profits ahead of engineering quality.

    She may be one of the worst things to ever happen to American Technology.

    1. Re:No, Three -- she killed Bell Labs/Lucent too... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      I was with Lucent when Hurricane Carly blew through. And boy, did she blow. Still does, in fact.

  47. Why is anyone reading Forbes? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    Why is anyone reading Forbes? A publication whose senior editor Daniel Lyons has written numerous articles supporting SCO and troll baiting Linux users. One of Lyons' masterpieces begins with "Linux zealots...". Lyons is senior editor.

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  48. Message from Hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't really matter. I'm still keeping my parking spot.

    M Hurd

  49. Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Judging from the outside, HP's CEO before Carly, Lew Platt, was a terrible manager. But Carly was far worse.

    While HP was under Carly, our company stopped buying HP products because we would discover large problems within the first few minutes of installation and use. If the disconnected-from-reality mood of HP's technical support was any guide, things were VERY weird at HP while Carly was there.

    A lot of HP's ability to make a profit comes from selling inkjet ink for $8000 per gallon and from people who learned long ago that HP had the best products, but have not updated their understanding.

    Carly's former job was at Lucent Technologies, another company on the way down. Lucent has gone from about 165,000 employees to 30,500 employees, and from $84 share price to $2.37.

    Note that Lucent is another company with a female CEO, Patricia Russo.

    Both Carly Fiorina and Patricia Russo are heavily involved with Bush league politics. They inhabit a parallel universe in which they are considered a success while their organizations are on the way down, just some have considered the the U.S. government a success as it has been on the way down since Bush was elected. Losers find each other.

    Some people think that someone with no technical experience, and little respect for technical experience, can run a technical company. I think that belief is hogwash.

    1. Re:Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      A lot of HP's ability to make a profit comes from selling inkjet ink for $8000 per gallon and from people who learned long ago that HP had the best products, but have not updated their understanding.
      who is the best inkjet manufacturer nowadays or are they all shit? Modern HPs are hard/impossible to by clone cartridges for, epsons seem to suffer from clogged heads after a few years (its not worth paying to have theese replaced though DIY may be possible i suppose). Anyone have better experiance with other brands?

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    2. Re:Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by isdnip · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about Carly. She was a loser, an empty suit who had no idea what she was doing, but tried to fool Wall Street for a while.

      Forbes is hardly a good authority. You can believe them if you believe that Bush is an expert on WMDs and democracy. Indeed the two go hand in hand, Forbes and Bush in surreal RightWingWorld.

      But Pat Russo probably should not be tarred with the same brush, nor is it fair do tar female executives in general. Russo was brought in to clean up an awful mess left behind by Lucent's former management. She's more their Mark Hurd than their Carly Fiorina. Of course a more accurate description would be that she's their Mike Capellas, cleaning it up a little to sell the whole thing out to a bigger acquirer (Alcatel). That doesn't impress me.

    3. Re:Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Canon's printers are fantastic - the ink is cheaper, and the printers are more reliable than the crap from HP. True story: I bought one of HP's top of the line multifunction printers. It was nice, but I could not send a fax. Receiving a fax is trickier, but sending a fax should be straightforward. Besides, the old fax I had was able to send a fax with no problem. So I exchanged the HP, and the replacement didn't work either. I bought a refurbished canon for less than half the cost, and it was a workhorse. I can buy a 4 pack of Canon ink cartridges at Costco for $42. You probably will spend that much on one HP cartridge.

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    4. Re:Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Well, I heard many times that a laser printer is way cheaper in the long run.

    5. Re:Carly was far worse than Lew Platt. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      "Some people think that someone with no technical experience, and little respect for technical experience, can run a technical company. I think that belief is hogwash."

      So how do you explain Lou Gerstner at IBM or Terry Semel at Yahoo?

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  50. Forbes is _NOT_ a credible source! by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is _Forbes_ running this piece. They had Dan Lyons who thought that SCO would win. Based on, what? Well it sure as hell wasn't research and it read suspiciously like they were reprinting SCO press releases in lieu of doing actual investigative work.

    In other words, they're trolling again because they want more people to read the insipid article. But don't worry, you're _not_ missing anything. You'll never miss anything by not reading them. They're clueless halfwits who regurgitate press releases and attempt to stir controversy just to get noticed.

    So move along, there's nothing to see here. As usual, Forbes doesn't know what the hell it's talking about so I certainly hope you're not looking to them for investment advice. I'd rather trust monkeys with dartboards than Forbes.

    1. Re:Forbes is _NOT_ a credible source! by supremebob · · Score: 1

      I think that Forbes's reporting on SCO was more financially motivated than anything else. Microsoft buys a lot of advertising from them, and they didn't want to say anything favorable towards Linux to piss them off.

      Does that make it right, though? Of course not.

  51. Revisionism. by andreyw · · Score: 1

    Nice Revisionism, Forbes. I forget... what *is* it that HP does these days, besides manufacturing printers, toner cartridges and PC clones, that is?

    1. Re:Revisionism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP doesn't actually manufacture much of anything. They outsourced that to Taiwan Inc. a long time ago (see also: Wistron, Foxcon, Mitac, IEC, etc.).

  52. Ripoff artist and female thug by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HP had to pay this person tens of millions of dollars just to get her to go away. At the same time they were firing long-term dedicated employees and offering them re-hirement only as perma-temps with no benefits! This was Carly's policy. The woman is a thug and thief. Good riddance.

      Now I realize that this standard operating proceedure for America's managerial class. But it doesn't change the fact that it is insane. We had all thought that this plantation mentality didn't hold with the high-tech industry. Boy were we wrong! They wiped out the entire industries stock value and threw away the best workers like used toilet paper.

    Carly is simply the flash point of this madness. At least she wasn't assassinated like Kenneth Lay in order to keep her from talking about where all the money went and which politicians got paid off under the table.

    1. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Insightful
      At least she wasn't assassinated like Kenneth Lay

      I proudly present the worlds newest conspiracy theory. May it live long and become ever more unlikely in the telling.

    2. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am not the parent:

      Lay was just about to go to prison long enough that it amounted to a life sentence. I mean, *just about to go to prison*. He also did in fact know the past few administrations intimately, and probably was still sitting on a lot of juicy info. Now think on it a little, what would you do? Try to bargain your remaining juicy info to hope and get out while you are still alive? Seems reasonable? Now who in the fatcat world maybe wouldn't want that info to get out, and what sort of powers do they have? Now also note: it is entirely possible to bump someone off and have it look like a "normal" heart attack, you can google for the information on that.

      There is precedent, lee harvey oswald for one, prime witness, poof, shut up pronto. How about casey at the cia? Ron brown? vince foster? You want a big list, it's out there. How many "coincidences" and timing irregularities does it take to see that at the highest levels "wet work" is a *common* tactic when it is required to protect high level crooks?

      The only consistent proven chronic serial wacko conspiracy theory mongers are governent press secretaries.

    3. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Ken Lay isn't dead. He's in Aruba or Tahiti having a Mai Tai and a laugh! That is why the body, which really isn't his, is being cremated. It leaves behind no evidence.

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    4. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Nutria · · Score: 2, Informative
      which politicians got paid off under the table.

      If all these politicians got paid off, why didn't they rescue him?

      Back when Enron collapsed, The Left was saying that since W was Lay's big buddy, W do something sneaky to protect Lay. Lay even called up the Secretary of the Treasury, asking for regulatory help, to pull off the SEC "dogs". No dice.

      Lay had 5 years to cut a deal with the government, and never took it.

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    5. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      You had me until the "assassination" thing.

    6. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something I keep hearing from the right.

      "If all these politicians got paid off, why didn't they rescue him?"

      Because politicians are greedy, not stupid. The Enron scandle was to center stage, if the politicians did anything that looked like they were supporting Lay they could kiss thier careers goodbye.

      Plus, the well had already run dry. There was no way Enron was going to be able to bribe^Wsupport them anymore, what's the benifit in sticking thier necks out for them?

    7. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

      No no no....the newest conspiracy theory is that Ken Lay isn't really dead - He's living it up in Argentina somewhere and he faked his death to get out of jail time. Where's the body? :)

    8. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      We know who you are AC. And we are not amused. Expect a visit.

      -signed
      Majestic 12

    9. Re:Ripoff artist and female thug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I proudly present the worlds newest conspiracy theory. May it live long and become ever more unlikely in the telling.
      He was not murderd. His death was faked. That's the *real* conspiracy.
  53. Some info on Mark Hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (Posting anonymously for obvious reasons. Read on ...)

    I can't comment on Carly as a CEO since I never worked at HP. However, I can comment on Mark Hurd's past career.

    Mark took the helm at NCR after being groomed by Lars Nyberg, one of the worst CEO's NCR had in its 130+ years. Lars came to power following another (perhaps worse) CEO, Jerre Stead. Jerre was a televangelist type who was all showmanship and nothing else. He tried the motivational angle, and co-authored a book (Flight of the Buffalo) with another corporate consultant (Jim Belasco).

    This was when NCR was an AT&T company. Jerre jumped ship when the numbers were really going south, leaving the company for a year in the hands of someone from AT&T who did not care, and fled to the mother ship as soon as the trivestiture (where AT&T spun off Lucent and NCR) was announced.

    Lars was a cost cutter in the real sense of the word. He shutdown or sold much of NCR's computer division to focus on ATMs, Point of Sale and Teradata. We froze development on NCR's UNIX SVR4, and stopped making PCs, servers and pretty much anything in generic computing. Teradata has been bought by NCR when AT&T took over, and had really neat technology, albeit a niche market (decision support).

    Lars made Mark Hurd head of Teradata, after being in sales for 20+ years. We kept hearing every quarter and year: Teradata is our flagship product, Teradata will pickup, Teradata will change things, Teradata this, Teradata that ... All under Mark's leadship.

    The stock value under Lars continued to languish, and while tech companies were making money from the bubble, NCR was stagnating (we did not capitalize on our presence in banks, ...etc.)

    A few years ago, Lars was evicated by the board (remained on the board) and Mark replaced him. The word in the company from people who worked under him is that he "decided to be a rock star".

    Hurd co-authored a seemingly content-free book with his mentor Lars Nyberg. Here is a brief on the book The Value Factor: How Global Leaders Use Information for Growth and Competitive Advantage, and here is the Amazon link. The Register made fun of it because it had things in it like "information isn't aligned". The book is of course influenced by Teradata being the information store of a corporation, and how it can be analyzed and capitalized on. It must have helped advertise Teradata too.

    To his credit, NCR's stock climbed and even split under Hurd, in stark contrast with the Nyberg era. This may be due to his rock star approach and getting more media and analyst attention.

    NCR's size is about the size of HP's printer division alone. HP is too big for Mark, around 10X as big.

    So, Mark cannot take all the credit. His advent may have boosted morale in HP because Carly was much hated, but her strategies are the ones in effect today (merger with Compaq, ...etc.)

  54. Just for fun... by SlashChick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...let's replace every reference to "women" in your post with "black", and see how it sounds.

    "I know I'm going to get modded down as a "racist" for saying it, but this is hardly uncommon with black bosses. The last company I worked at had a black CEO, and he was an absolute NIGHTMARE to work with (as were the other two black people I had worked under in the past). He was an absolute control freak, could take NO criticism, let his personal vendettas rule his hiring/firing/demoting decisions, etc.

    And, yes, I've worked for some asshole white people in my time too. But none of them even COMPARED to the nightmare of working for the black people."


    If you had written the above post, it would get modded down to -1 so quickly it would make your head spin. Furthermore, I'd go so far as to say you wouldn't even bother writing it, because you would immediately be shunned by the people responding to your post, and it wouldn't be taken seriously.

    So how is it that you get modded as "insightful" by saying something that is obviously anecdotal, and furthermore, applies to 50.8% of the population? Something that you likely wouldn't even dare apply to the 12.8% of the population that is black.

    I am sure there are women boses out there who are tyrants. There are male bosses out there who are tyrants. There are black, white, yellow, red, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, and God-knows-what-else bosses out there who are tyrants. The fact is that your anecdotal experiences regarding more than fifty percent of our population cannot be applied as a blanket statement.

    1. Re:Just for fun... by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It must be nice to live in a fantasy world where there are absolutely no differences between men and women. But, here in the real world, there are differences. Some of them are good differences for one or the other, some are bad. But they are real and must be acknowledged.

      After all, only a fool would see the same pattern over and over again and still think that it's just a coincidence.

      -Eric

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    2. Re:Just for fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can i smell your pussy?

    3. Re:Just for fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men have a penis. Women have a vagina.

    4. Re:Just for fun... by XorNand · · Score: 1

      While women might compose a little more than 50% of the population, that ratio is no where near represesentative when you look at executive-level management at large corporations. It don't think it's a stretch to presuppose that of the women who do climb that high, they have to be exceptionally aggressive. Joan of Arc certainly wasn't an average soldier. I've also heard several woman claim that they feel that they have to act like a bitch to get any respect ("'tis better to be feared than loved" kinda thing).

      Sure, asshole bosses come in all race, creeds, and sexes, but that trusism does little to disprove the GP's assertion. His ancedotes don't really prove anything and they may or may not relate to Ms. Fiona. However, your substituion game with race is even more stupid. If you disagree with his post, the only way to refute it is to address what he said, not perform some lame Madlib or by spouting off truisms.

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    5. Re:Just for fun... by SlashChick · · Score: 1

      While black people compose 12.8% of the population, that ratio is nowhere near representative when you look at executive-level management at large corporations. I don't think it's a stretch to presuppose that of the black people who do climb that high, they have to be exceptionally aggressive.

      ---

      The same thing applies. Notice that both blacks AND women (and any other minorities) are sorely underrepresented in the Fortune 500 CEO list. African-Americans still hold less than 1 percent of the tens of thousands of senior-level, corporate posts at America's 1,000 largest public corporations. And, as a further note, black WOMEN hold 0 Fortune 500 CEO positions.

      So yes, I do think it is a sexist anecdote. As far as women claiming they "feel that they have to act like a bitch to get any respect", I think that's a symptom of our society more than anything else. When men act like assholes, especially from the top rung, it's considered being a hardass, but also being a good manager. When women act like hardassess and do the same thing a male would do, from the same position (CEO/CxO), some men consider that "being a bitch." And I'm sure those women you anecdotally quoted are talking about that discrepancy.

      As a woman CEO myself, I've noticed that as well. I will be nice to you unless you make it clear that shit is not getting done. Then I will not hesitate to yell, hold back payment (if you're a supplier), give you an ultimatum, or fire you (if you're an employee.) Some people may consider this bitchy. I consider it getting the job done. And it's what any good CEO (male, female, black, white) would do in the same position.

    6. Re:Just for fun... by vistic · · Score: 1
      I hate to point out that what that guy did to your original post can be re-applied here and sound even worse...

      It must be nice to live in a fantasy world where there are absolutely no differences between blacks and whites. But, here in the real world, there are differences. Some of them are good differences for one or the other, some are bad. But they are real and must be acknowledged.

      After all, only a fool would see the same pattern over and over again and still think that it's just a coincidence.
    7. Re:Just for fun... by logicpaw · · Score: 1
      I hate to point out that what that guy did to your original post can be re-applied here and sound even worse...

      Innumericy strikes again. The statistical differences between "black" and "white" are in the genetic noise, and, if resolvable, likely differ from many obvious prejudices. The differences between sexes is as obvious as the difference between the letters X and Y on a chromosome chart, and the hormone effects are big enough to be part of developmental and daily (monthly?) vocabulary.

    8. Re:Just for fun... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Who the hell keeps modding this sexist piece of shit up? And still when there are numerous replies that expose these posts for the trolling smallminded ignorant pile of crap that they are.

      Maybe in YOUR experience there is a corelation to be found...but I believe you're ignoring an important metric here...YOU.

      Did you ever stop to think that maybe YOUR attitudes towards women result in you being treated this way? Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

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    9. Re:Just for fun... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Who the hell keeps modding this sexist piece of shit up?

      Perhaps such a thoughtful, erudite, and polite response as yours will help them to see the error of their ways.

      -Eric

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  55. Re:Some info on Mark Hurd by fkx · · Score: 1

    So are you some kind of "Carly Lover" or aren't you?

  56. Sounds Familiar... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

    I remember Gil Amelio saying the same thing back in 2000. Apple's success was due to Amelio's plans, not Jobs.

  57. Hp Calculators by jwiegley · · Score: 1

    My simply opinion is she killed HP. If for no other reason than during the Compaq merger it was decided that the design and manufacture of HP calculators would be killed off.

    These calculators were/are fantastic. I especially liked the 16C during high school for its simplicity and ruggedness. Still wish I had it but I lost it somewhere. I also owned a 28S and liked it for its advanced features, basic graphing and the fact that it was a clamshell which protected it from the oils, chips and other environment contaminents from the machining environment that I worked in a lot of the time back then. Also wish I still had it but, again, I lost it somewhere during the last ten years.

    But HP just makes basic crud now along the lines of Dell, Gateway or Lexmark.

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  58. Carly by drgroove · · Score: 1

    I've always maintained that Carly's overall strategy was sound. HP since the merger, in my opinion, produces better, more forward-thinking PC's than Dell or IBM/Lenovo. The HP laptop I'm currently using is running an AMD/64 processor, 2GB ram, w/ britescreen; the AMD chips and brite screen are features that you still can't get from Dell. The merger was a good idea; it upped the ante for HP's PC manufacturing, bringing them neck and neck w/ Dell, allowing penetration into more storefronts, etc. It was a great way to diversify their business away from just printers. Hurd is obviously reaping the rewards of Fiorina's successful management of HP.

  59. Opportunistic sexism... by dadragon · · Score: 1

    Why, HP did just that- Bill and Dave were engineers. Every CEO until Carly had an engineering background. ANd until she became CEO, the company did well. Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection.

    <joke>
    Why, HP did just that- Bill and Dave were men. Every CEO until Carly was a man. ANd until she became CEO, the company did well. Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection.
    </joke>

    Hehe

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    1. Re:Opportunistic sexism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, HP did just that- Bill and Dave were men. Every CEO until Carly was a man. ANd until she became CEO, the company did well. Hmm, I wonder if there's a connection.

      Unfortunately, there probably is.

  60. Re:Some info on Mark Hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope.

    As I said, never worked in HP, so can't tell.

    My post was mainly about Mark Hurd, and his history prior to being at the helm of HP.

    Draw your own conclusions.

    As a side note: the corporate world is really a strange one. It is the only job where you can screw up and get loads of money, while peons get the axe if they screw up less ... It goes against everything rational and ethical, but hey, that's life ...

  61. False assumption by radtea · · Score: 1

    You could make a case that they are as much Fiorina's as Hurd's. The effects of strategic moves like buying Compaq stretch out over years.' So, which is it? Did Carly kill the HP way? Or did she save what was left of it?"

    This assumes that executives are more than very, very weakly related to a company's success and failure.

    There is no correlation between executive pay and company success--this is well-known and well-documented. So why does anyone think who is at the top makes a difference to how the company does? Is it the generals who win the war, or the foot-soldiers?

    Or is it neither? Do factors like being well-established in the market, having a great diversity of product offerings, and a rudimentary ability to exploit opportunties that come up now and then make far more difference than anything else? That is, is corporate success due as much to luck and circumstance as anything else?

    If you look at the success of second-time entrepreneurs, people who've made big money on their first business and are looking for another opportunity, you'll find that they have a success rate that is no better than average. If CEO ability really mattered, this is not likely to be the case.

    Also, if you look at how often companies do really, really badly and whose CEOs go on to other CEO jobs, it should be clear that no one really thinks success is due to CEO activity. Or rather, a bunch of faith-based managers think that CEOs should take credit for success but not be blamed for failure.

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  62. The worlds highest paid prostitue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yep, Carly came in and got paid millions to fuck two companies at once.

    As someone that worked for both HP and the spin off Agilent, the HP way went to Agilent.

  63. What about the spinoff companies? by CaptainPhoton · · Score: 1

    Much of this discussion has been related to the change in corporate culture at HP.

    I am curious whether the spinoff companies such as Agilent maintained any of the original culture. I'd be interested in hearing thoughts from their engineers. Maybe the "HP Way" carries on in some of the businesses that were jettisoned.

    Took a look at the Agilent corporate site, and they expound on their HP tradition: "While, physically, we have outgrown HP's garage, we continue to live the values handed down from Bill and Dave: uncompromising integrity; trust, respect and teamwork; and innovation that makes a difference."

  64. As usual... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...business "analysts" have no fucking clue what they're talking about. And people believe them.

  65. I'll let you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I start a week on Monday :)

  66. I'll say this much... by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    I've known some people who have designed some -really- cool products under the past CEO.
    http://www.ideo.com/portfolio/re.asp?x=11176131
    http://www.ideo.com/portfolio/re.asp?x=88834

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  67. Re:It's a boring company that makes boring product by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Informative
    ... what HP chooses to do or not do is about as interesting to me as what Whirlpool Corporation or Caterpillar, Inc. or Citicorp do.

    Hey! I think you're being unfair to Caterpillar here. Maybe Whirlpool, too. There's still some tech in both their products.

    Wish I could still say the same about HP.

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  68. Re:Women.. by froschmann · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why the hell did we let one run HP into the ground?

  69. Oh, Bullcrap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, I used to spec HP hardware because it was reliable. After the merger with Compaq, their hardware is no more reliable than any other white box producer. Why would I spec it to my customers?

    No, all Carly represented was that infamous "race to the bottom", where the only thing that mattered was price and NOT quality, reliability or performance. Good riddance! America doesn't need her kind or her philosophy right now!

  70. I don't know... by chriso11 · · Score: 1

    I agree about your statement - but usually, it seems that the key manager leaves, then a few months later the key engineers start to leave.

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  71. The HP Way by OldGreySteve · · Score: 1

    I am sick of hearing about "The HP Way" in relation to this "dot-com" HP. The HP Way is alive and well at Agilent Technologies, where it was spun off so the HP name and goodwill could be used by money-grubbing dot-com newbies.

  72. didnt like the website by Mike_ya · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this was part of her policy, but what I really hated about HP is how things disappeared so quickly from their website.

    About 4 or so years ago I went up to the site to look for a rack kit for a large DLT Tape Drive that we had bought new a little over a year before. I found very minimal information on the tape drive. I did get the information after making a request, but was also told that since the drive wasn't being sold anymore it had reached end of service and soon would be disappearing altogether from the site.

    I was absolutely stunned. I could not only get part numbers but drivers and documentation from IBM for our 10 year old servers from their site. I guess HP was trying to save on hard drive space or something. So f-ing annoying.

    We haven't bought from HP since so I don't know if this has changed.

  73. Agreed by raftpeople · · Score: 1

    In my mind, Forbes is a couple notches below People magazine.

  74. The HP Way is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The HP Way is dead. No longer do CEO's come visit the various R&D sites and talk to individual engineers about what they're working on. When Agilent was split off, a large percentage of the core engineering geeks were split off as well. HP used to be a great company with great products. Now it's a company of perma-temps and mostly-useless outsourcers whose products have become mediocre at best. HP used to reward success and pay for intelligent and thoughtful people. Today if you're one of the random job cuts, there is no regard to previous accomplishment.

    HP has become a rotting eye sore to the souls of the now-dead founders. It has strayed from their most basic tenets.

  75. Carly really did kill HP by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    HP is now a manufacturer, and completely out of the innovation side of things.

    Engineering, research, and a business that tried to be a family are all things that Carly killed at HP. The company that now carries that name is no longer remotely related to what Hewlett and Packard founded.

    Agilent, on the other hand, at least still has some spirit. Thank god they were spun off before The F-monster swooped in.

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  76. What about whites? by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
    Not trolling, just really want to ask...

    Suppose we invert the example and make all the fuss over working with *white* people:

    I know I'm going to get modded down as a "racist" for saying it, but this is hardly uncommon with white bosses. The last company I worked at had a white CEO, and he was an absolute NIGHTMARE to work with (as were the other two white people I had worked under in the past).
    If such a post were made, would it get shunned? If so, can we interpret that to mean that people don't believe there is such a thing as rational discourse about potential differences as mapped to race?

    If the post DIDN'T get shunned, could we conclude that people feel it's ok to discuss one group but not another?

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  77. TYpical sexist remark. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why should we notice that another company with failings has a female CEO?

    There are many suuceesful companies with female CEOs on the helm, thus your inuendo is puerile, unjust and unnecessary.

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  78. Cannon by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I have used 3rd party cartridges for ages with no problems with several models.

    Epson IMHO is not bad.

    Lexmark are litigious bastards that should not be rewarded with your custom.

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  79. You are still wrong. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You part from the incorrect assumption that there is only one way of being a CEO and only one way to be a boss.

    That is wrong in so many levels that I will not waste any more time to explain why it is nonsense.

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  80. Russo's company is on the way down. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Not sexist. Russo's company is on the way down. Look at the stock value for the last year.

    We need to consider why Carly Fiorina and Russo are allowed to run highly technical companies when they don't know much about technical things. Reverse discrimination?