You've seen how ugly things can get when OIL interests are threatened... now somebody has screwed with The Mouse! This could make Iraq look like a game of freeze tag!
"So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there."
Of course they have Apples there... everything else was catching fire!
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Doesn't he get a public booting now? It's our proudest tradition!
You've seen how ugly things can get when OIL interests are threatened... now somebody has screwed with The Mouse! This could make Iraq look like a game of freeze tag!
The original run of "Rent" ended with The Punisher killing all the other characters with a flamethrower.
Now doesn't he have to come here to appologize and get a public booting? It's our proudest tradition! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!
... wait until everyone finds out the Wii delivers an infinite supply of BOOBIES!
He did this so he can focus his whole attention on hosting "Survivor", right?
I hear the Iranian nuclear weapon program is looking for qualified individuals, and I don't think you'll have to be in a cubicle.
Take the long way around!
How about "Vagoo"?
Damn it, why do I keep getting more energy out of this reactor than I put in? Piece of junk...
.... what about making golden Kia's?
... A former Bush health secretary has been deported to Mexico for violating his guest worker agreement.
I'm waiting for the article on Slashdot to come out in Cosmo.
What they forgot to mention is that for 30% to 60% of central europeans, working from home means having sex on a webcam.
"So before everyone starts ragging on Dell, remember there are at least a couple of good apples there." Of course they have Apples there... everything else was catching fire!
... because they're about to need it! Ouch!
I saw that one on cinemax, I think
Hire fugly astronauts. I'm talking "I'm so ugly, Howard Stern had me on his show" ugly.
When Jack Thompson gets disbarred, what will be his next profession?
I tell them that Windows killed my mother and raped my father.
How else would I learn that it's possible to have an erection for longer than 4 hours?
First they work over Jack Bauer, and now this!
But what if I REALLY don't want my name tacked onto "Dude, Where's My Car?".... can I use an alias?
I like a piece of whole wheat toast, an orange, and an egg. Oh, and some crystal meth... gotta have the morning meth.
12.... why?