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  1. They might be onto something on Nobel Prize Winners Live Longer · · Score: 1

    I work with a Nobel Laureate, and I was shocked to learn he is 70; I have been thinking was in his early 60's for years.

  2. Maybe now I can find MY son! on Kidnap Victim Visible Via Xbox Community Site · · Score: 3, Funny

    His name is XXmastorCheefRoxorsXX (it's a family name, on my mother's side.) I hope I can find him on Live...

  3. The perfect accessory on Inventor Slims Down Exoskeletal Body Armor · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thing will go GREAT with my debilitating Batman complex! Now all I need is a fortune and an intense personal tragedy!

  4. The Turning Point on Clinton Prosecutor Now Targeting Free Speech · · Score: 1

    The turning point in the trial will be when a stoned Jesus appears in court, and smites the prosecution for being dicks.

  5. No big deal on Japan To Get Wii With DVD Player · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just go down to Walmart, and for $30 you can buy a DVD player with so many features packed in, it could only be assembled by the hands of a small child!

  6. Next weeks news on Sony Under Investigation by DOJ · · Score: 1

    Soon we will learn that all VAIOs are made from the souls of slaughtered orphans.

  7. Dear Santa on "Interface-Free" Touch Screen at TED · · Score: 1

    Fuck the PS3, where do I preorder one of these?!?

  8. Tomorrow, on MSNBC on Battlestar Galactica 'Webisodes' Conflict Brewing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marc Graboff, West Coast president of NBC Universal TV, was torn in half by a conflicted Victoria's Secret model.

  9. You should have seen the first draft on Apple Should Get Out of Hardware? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Andrew Donoghue suggested that Toyota get out of the car business, and just make car stereos.

  10. SAT logic problem on Burger King's Disturbing Games · · Score: 1

    As GTA is to hookers, Burger King is to.... your colon. Same level of violence, just a different victim.

  11. Sony HAS reacted... on Sony Needs To React to Microsoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... it required a change of pants

  12. The obvious next step on UK Firm To Release 'Screaming' Cell Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screaming not annoying enough for you? The next version will randomly spew a stream of urine.

  13. Harder than you would think on From SketchUp to Second Life · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gotta practice making boobies in Sketch-Up now.

  14. Because I'm hardcore! on Analog Revival Means Vinyl Will Outlive CD · · Score: 1

    I'm going to get my copy of Half Life: Episode 2 on a spool of magnetic tape!

  15. Damn, the jig is up! on Controversy Erupts Over Craigslist Prank · · Score: 1

    I've been making flamebait posts to /. for months, then secretly posting the responses elsewhere! Now I have to find a new game...

  16. Sad but (probably) true on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 1

    ... any bets as to how long it will take for the video of the attack to appear on ye olde interweb?

  17. An exception to every rule... on Using Your Laptop In Bed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Add a little Bliss (http://www.gamesforloving.com/), and the laptop becomes a welcome guest in the bed.

  18. Not working for me... on Cameroon Typo-Squats all of .com · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... did we just slashdot an entire country?