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  1. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... on Possible Extra-Galactic Planet Detected · · Score: 1

    Andromeda is pretty far away, and anything we see happened a long time ago... bingo!

    They found the Star Wars locale. If they can refine their work they could get a picture of the real Yoda.

  2. Re:Roving black hole on Black Hole Swallows Star · · Score: 1

    Thanks, now add roving black hole to gamma-ray burst and false-vacuum collapse in the worry list.

  3. Nobody is going to interrupt the guys... on Fermilab Discovers Untheorized Particle · · Score: 1

    ...working on Y(1440).

    True, since the new particle is Y(4140); nobody even remembers Y(1440).

    Annoying only the dyslexic.

  4. Re:Ethics and cloning on Scientists Map Neanderthal Genome · · Score: 1

    here is one vote for Ardipithecus Ramidus

  5. some very subtle neurological changes... on Scientists Map Neanderthal Genome · · Score: 1

    precipitated perhaps by a mysterious black slab that just appeared one morning outside the cave?

  6. Re:Cuba didn't targetted the US, the USSR did. on Cuba Launches Own Linux Variation · · Score: 1

    Castro wanted the Russians to shoot, at which point they realized he was crazy.

  7. Re:How did microsoft get around the embargo? on Cuba Launches Own Linux Variation · · Score: 1

    "how many legit copies of windows are in Cuba?"

    One

  8. Re:well i recall it on Iran Has Put a Satellite Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    How would the US like it if the Russians started helping the Taliban drive out the foreign occupiers?

  9. Cisco Guvmint on US CTO Choice Down To a Two-Horse Race · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Didn't know either existed.

    On the basis that Cisco functions and makes money, while DC is a disaster, Cisco_guy++.

  10. Re:Dvorak is better, but how much better? on Dvorak Layout Claimed Not Superior To QWERTY · · Score: 1

    Actually it is optimized, but to make typing as slow as possible; that was meant to reduce jamming in old typewriters.

  11. Re:Plato on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 1

    If it's 42 we know it's the wrong answer

  12. Re:Rest in Peace, rpiquepa on Roland Piquepaille Dies · · Score: 2

    Vaya con Dios
    (caps)

  13. angular velocity anyone? on Milky Way Heavier Than Thought, and Spinning Faster · · Score: 1

    "the Milky Way is rotating at a speed of 161,000 km/h faster than previously thought."

    Units converted from radians/mole

  14. $1.25 per logged-on hour on Microsoft Invents $1.15/Hour Homework Fee For Kids · · Score: 1

    This would quickly bankrupt most kids. Start Word, do some reading, some typing, talk on the phone, dinner, American Idol (for brain shrinkage) get back to work.

    $5 a day will become $60 real quick; maybe it's to sell the $60 package.

  15. Re:Special license... on Copper Thieves Jeopardize US Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    Booby traps?

  16. Re:My plan for improving the world's fuel consumpt on Fuel Efficiency and Slow Driving? · · Score: 1

    Excellent idea, it would probably cost $10 if it was standard equipment.

  17. no other superfluid helium handling facility has m on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    the Tralfamadorians say the same thing before they destroy the universe by mistake

  18. Re:Why can't a government employee use Yahoo? on Palin Email Hacker Found · · Score: 1

    Odds for Palin becoming Pres., ~1/6 according to this guy at CNBC

    Feeling Lucky? The Odds of a President Palin
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/26738380/site/14081545

    About the same odds of surviving one round of Russian roulette.

  19. Oh, so sorry, a mistake was made... on Automated News Crawling Evaporates $1.14B · · Score: 1

    it's nobody's fault, but your dog is dead, lolz, but it's unlikely to happen again, at least to your dog

  20. Re:You're hosed for actives: Capacitors will fail. on Digital Storage To Survive a 25-Year Dirt Nap? · · Score: 1

    Unrelated, but Carter was an honest person

  21. Re:Milky Way on Solar Systems Like Ours Are Likely To Be Rare · · Score: 1

    No! An obvious error and unforgiving geeks!

    The actual number of stars is 200-400B, not 100M, off by 3-4k :-(

    However the thickness of the disk ~10k LY, so we are still in the ballpark in terms of distances, but now N ~ 2000-4000, much better. Hope none are Borg.

  22. Milky Way on Solar Systems Like Ours Are Likely To Be Rare · · Score: 1

    IIRC the Milky Way has 100M stars (and is 100k light years across; call it a flat disk for an "area" of 7.8B LY^2)

    Your .000001% probability works out to 1/10^8, so 100*10^6 / 10^8 = 1, i.e. us. So GWB is the most powerful guy in the galaxy

    Take out a couple of zeros and it's 100, spread out (uniformly, a guess) over 7.8B LY^2, or 8,800 light years apart.

    Of course who knows the real probability (it is exactly N/100M, except we don't have N) but from your numbers we won't be seen green folks for a while.

    At 0.010c we'd have ~880k years to reach the next one, so it's doable (by robots) before the sun conks out or the Andromeda merger.

  23. Re:Punitive Damages on Ohio Sues Over Missing Electronic Votes · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a matter of fact Ohio gave the election to Bush. There were numerous other irregularities.

  24. Re:That's actually not true... on TSA To Allow Laptops In Approved Bags · · Score: 1

    Dulles is far, how about 2 minutes from National.

  25. Re:W2 = loser, 1099 = winner on Why Game Developers Go Rogue · · Score: 1

    Not to take away from your many good comments, but if you can make 20-40% a year on investments you should be in Wall Street instead.