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  1. Re:Why? on Oracle's Newest Move To Undermine Android · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not even that.

    The Dalvik VM doesn't accept Java VM bytecode. The Java language is what all the tools work on currently for creating executable images for the VM, and precompiled class files are also converted. If someone were so inclined, Dalvik could use lisp or c or befunge in much the same way that other languages have been compiled to work on the Java VM.

  2. Re:Why? on Oracle's Newest Move To Undermine Android · · Score: 1

    That's just it though, Oracle wants to be able to collect a fee. There isn't one now, but if Oracle wins then they could demand a fee for use of Android.

  3. Re:For a price of course on iPhone 4 Beta Shows AT&T Tethering · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... my point was the Android at least doesn't require the tethering fee ...

    The Android OS doesn't. Your carrier usually does. AT&T only "allows" tethering on their system if you pay for it. If they catch you doing it they'll just add it to your account and backbill you for how long they think you've been doing it. Verizon is the same way (with their Blackberries, anyway).

  4. Quis trolliet ipsos trolles? on "Fair Trolls" To Fight Patents With Patents · · Score: 1

    Ah, but who trolls the fair trolls?

  5. Re:More "zero tolerance" idiocy on 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school we were required to wear our id badges on lanyards around our necks. The lanyard was small plastic tubing with a break in it "for safety". My sister and I were not particularly interested in wearing it, and began just clipping the badges to our shirts. Still clearly visible, just not on the lanyard.

    Instantly, a shit storm erupted. Detentions and a suspension for insubordination and for failure to follow school policy (and for destruction of school property when we told them we'd thrown the plastic lanyard away).

    Our father went to see the principal; he was told that the lanyards had "a safety release" to prevent choking and that we should feel safe. My father offered to demonstrate how holding on to the lanyard's "safety release" would allow someone to successfully choke a person wearing the lanyard. The principal declined (sadly), and back pedalled on his original stance. If we wore the badges "visibly" and carried our "excuse notes" for the lanyard, we would be excluded from the policy.

    Ironically, within two weeks, a student was strangled during a fight with another student using the plastic lanyard from their id badge.

  6. Re:Oh hey! on Final Fight Brings Restrictive DRM To the PS3 · · Score: 1

    I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.

    Just like the Spanish Inquisition?

  7. Re:16 years old, no legal rights against parents. on Son Sues Mother Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 5, Funny

    And look at you now. You don't even have a name...

  8. Re:Finally on Android Copy of Young Woman Unveiled In Japan · · Score: 1

    I already am...

  9. Surprise! Oh, wait... on Malware Delivered By Yahoo, Fox, Google Ads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really, who is surprised by this? What's the cost of an ad and fake credentials compared to getting a chance to infect millions of computers?

  10. Re:apparently in Spain, the accused have privacy on Mariposa Botnet Beheaded · · Score: 5, Funny

    The days of the Spanish inquisition are over.

    I wasn't expecting that...

  11. Re:One step toward active botnet fighting? on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 1

    Honestly, were I writing malware, the first thing I'd do after something like that came out was try and figure out how to disable it. You can't trust anything on a compromised computer.

    Sure, it might catch a few. Most likely the user will just ignore the warning, hoping it'll go away; then once the malware has an update that disables the warning, it will go away. Problem solved.

    About the only thing that will fix the current spyware/malware problem would be smarter computer use and privilege separation. But in my experience users will click on anything just to get their shiny pointers.

  12. Re:I already see this happening on Adobe Flash To Be Top Hacker Target In 2010 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone's been a victim of one too many Rickrolls....

  13. Re:Double Plus Good... on The Mathletes and the Miley Photoshop · · Score: 0

    take the prosecutor's face and photoshop it onto a picture of a dead body, that photoshop artist would be arrested for murder?

    In your case, however, the original photo is that of a dead body. It in and of itself is not illegal. A photo of a minor is. I think what the noise is about is that someone's trying to say that a pornographic image can be made into a pedographic by pasting the head of a minor onto it. What if you put Miley's head on a dead naked body? Pedo-necrophilia? Could be, in that state.

  14. Re:DNSSEC is a good subsitute for paid-for CERTs on Working Around Slow US Gov. On DNS Security · · Score: 0

    during the attack, the attacker could publish his own SSL cert as a DNS record. The attacker can pretend to be the dns server as well as the webserver or other server the victim is going to connect to.

    This isn't much different from the case of a MITM with normal SSL. With someone in the middle, most bets are off.

  15. Re:Some highlights on Data Breach Notices Show Tip of the Iceberg · · Score: 0

    What a titanic misreading. :D

  16. Re:Mobile phones on South Carolina Wants To Jam Cell Phone Signals · · Score: 0

    You are obviously not married.

  17. Re:Brave New World, 1984 on Citizens Demand To See Secret ACTA Treaty · · Score: 0

    just as hating your wife's lasagna is not the same as hating your wife.

    Yeah, but good luck getting her to see it that way...

  18. Oops... on Where Has All My Spam Gone? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, we've been down for maintenance and it's taking a lot longer than we originally planned. You can expect normal service to resume by next monday.

  19. Re:I come to Slashdot because it *isn't* Digg. on Slashdot Announces Idle Section · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I want actual Intellectual articles with in-depth discussions, I come to slashdot.

    Oh, man. That's quality entertainment right there. Looks like you're new here. Welcome aboard. :D

  20. Re:Golden Rice on Economic Gridlock – the Invisible Cost of IP Law · · Score: 0

    [...] it does not deliver a high enough amount of vitamin A.

    I'm sure that some is better than none in this case. By your argument, the only cereals that should be sold are Total or Product 19 because they have 100% USRDA (or whatever it's called now) of many nutrients. I'm sure you remember the commercials for Total demonstrating how many bowls of various cereals would be needed for "nutritional equivalence".

    I'm sure that even a quarter "serving" of this rice would help at least some of the nations with severe Vitamin A deficiency (map) get off clinical deficiency into just severe sub-clinical.

  21. BEHOLD on DNS Attack Writer a Victim of His Own Creation · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I, for one, welcome or new self-pwning overlords?

  22. Re:Tough one... on MacBook Updates Rumored To Include Glass Trackpad · · Score: 1

    I am slightly frightened that this was modded "Insightful"...

  23. Best Windows feature on 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include · · Score: 1

    omg PONIES!!!!111111

  24. Re:Problems... on Free Games As a Solution To Game Piracy · · Score: 1

    I dunno, Netcraft confirmed that PC gaming was dead a few months ago...

  25. Pervasively perverse proliferation on Google Lively Review · · Score: 2, Insightful
    porn has made its way in there already

    Are you really that surprised?