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  1. Re:i can think of 3 from the 90s on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    If I recall, the BFG9000 was the kill -9 command.

  2. Re:Star Trek on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    I was more disturbed with how often they got hacked. I mean, I assume reality would at least teach them a thing or two in a few centuries.
    Never mind needing to high running power plasma conduits inside the consoles to power them...

  3. Almost anytime they... on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    * Rattle off an IP number. More often than not it will contain numbers above 255.

  4. Too many to count on Ask Slashdot: Worst Computer Scene In TV or Movies? · · Score: 1

    And trying to pinpoint the worst is a battle, as there are just so many contenders for the prize, all deserving it pretty much equally.

    I just can't figure out why Hollywood can't seem to get such an everyday item right. It's not like they attribute implausible capabilities to guns, cars and motorcycles these days.

    Wait...I mean...*carrier lost*

  5. Re:Okay, hold on a minute. on NASA Finds Family of Habitable Planets · · Score: 2

    Did anyone say anything about the planets being HUMAN habitable?

  6. Maybe, Maybe not on New PS3 Firmware Contains Backdoor · · Score: 1

    If it IS true, then I don't see it as being legal, at all. I certainly do not recall seeing "Sony retains the right to install and execute software in the background, and obtain information about files stored on the device, and engage in general butt fuckery of our users, without user approval" or anything remotely like it in the EULA's.

  7. Unrelated damage on Apple Changes Stance On Water Damage Policy · · Score: 1

    What I don't understand, is how Apple can get away with using the "moisture" sensor to void all warranties. If the damage was likely caused by moisture, sure, but I've heard examples of Apple stores refusing repair of broken buttons or other defects that clearly are not related to water in any way.

  8. Re:Poor Engineering As A Plus: on Spam Text Prematurely Blows Up Suicide Bomber · · Score: 1

    True, and the added bonus is, the user probably won't be filing any complaints over premature detonation...

  9. Re:Nah. on Are Google's Patents Too Weak To Protect Android? · · Score: 3, Funny

    China is nothing compared to an army of Patent-lawyers.

  10. Re:They only ask important questions on US Supreme Court Says NASA Background Checks OK · · Score: 0

    You might care if the rockets are scheduled to come down again in your neighbourhood...

  11. Re:Sigh on Playstation 3 Code Signing Cracked For Good · · Score: 1

    Yep, way ahead of the times. Sorry, I have no idea where the 6 came from

  12. Re:Sigh on Playstation 3 Code Signing Cracked For Good · · Score: 0

    Agreed, the PS3 withstood the hacking attempts for about 6 years, compared to the competition that is a VERY long time.

  13. What they are really saying... on Retailers Dread Phone-Wielding Shoppers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We are afraid now that customers can figure out we are cheating them with false advertising, before we manage to snatch their money."

  14. Re:And to think... on 20 Years of Commander Keen · · Score: 1

    Maybe 3 years from now, when it turns 20...

  15. Re:This could actually be surprisingly awesome on Playstation Phone "Zeus" Revealed · · Score: 1

    N-Gage never did have the number of titles available to it that the PSP already have.

    The question then becomes, are titles purchased on the PSN store transferable to another "PSP" unit, be it the dedicated ones, or next years PSPhone?

  16. OH dear! on PS3 With 3.50 Firmware Jailbroken Without Downgrade · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What essential function are Sony going to remove from the PS3 this time then?

  17. Re:Ut Oh! on DDoS Attack On Wikileaks Increasing · · Score: 1

    Correct, the DDoS attack is all about saturating the site's connections and ports, preventing (or severely reducing) legitimate users' access. Sadly, a DDoS like this doesn't just harm the target. To reduce the effectiveness of an attack, you have to filter the traffic before it hits the (comparatively) narrow connections to the end customer.

  18. Re:Seriously on BP Ignored Safety Modeling Software To Save Time · · Score: 1

    I guess BP are just too slick to handle, and they do have a pretty well oiled Lobby and PR machine.

    But personally, I would not mind seeing BP taking a severe beating in the marketplace, as fines apparently have a hard time making the point.

  19. Re:Slashvertisement on With the Jack PC, the Computer's In the Wall! · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Not even close.

  20. Re:Obligitory Hackers reference... on With the Jack PC, the Computer's In the Wall! · · Score: 1

    You'll never achieve greateness without a little RISC.

  21. It's a hearing aid on 1928 Time Traveler Caught On Film? · · Score: 1

    a 1924 Siemens was held the same way: http://hearing.siemens.com/sg/10-about-us/01-our-history/milestones.jsp?year=1924

  22. Re:Simple: on All Your Stonehenge Photos Are Belong To England · · Score: 1

    Did you get that list from "How to lose your public goodwill for dummies"?

    I know RIAA et.al. did. :)

  23. Re:Projectile? on Inventor Creates Flotation Device Bazooka · · Score: 1

    What about adding heat seeking tracking to the grenade, and have it splash down x meters from the heat signature closest to it's original target range?
    Then you a) don't inadvertently kill the person you want to save, and b) even a drunk idiot should have a chance to get the flotation device land within a "useful" range of the victim.

  24. Re:Hi-res picture you say ? on When You Really, Really Want to Upgrade a Tiny Notebook · · Score: 1

    I have 2,3 million 1 pixel displays, neatly lined up in 1200 rows.

  25. Re:Hi-res picture you say ? on When You Really, Really Want to Upgrade a Tiny Notebook · · Score: 4, Funny

    640 pixels ought to be enough for everyone.