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  1. Re:logic explained on Swedish Voters Keelhaul Pirate Party · · Score: 1

    There's Switzerland and Sweden. All the same to a drunken sailor, I suppose.

  2. Re:Balrogs? on New Tolkien Story To be Published · · Score: 1

    The Mike Tyson clone from Street Fighter II?

  3. Thirsty after a hard day oppressing the unwashed?. on Hotel Minibar Key Opens Diebold Voting Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the Diebold UberFascer 6000, you can Fix elections AND enjoy a hard-earned single malt scotch!

  4. Fa-ricken Layz0rs! on Intel Announces Lasers On a Chip · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A momentus occasion in the annals of humanity. Fa-ricking Layz0rz on a mofoing chip.

  5. You have to abide by the wishes of the patient... on Earthlink Offers Alternate DNS Without "Dead DNS" · · Score: 1

    If Earthlink signed a Do Not Resuscitate order, then DNR dammit! Oh wait.. nm.

  6. Re:KIcking up an ant's nest on Was the 2004 Election Stolen? · · Score: 1

    you forgot evil. intelligent and evil.

  7. Re:Next, they get guns on CCTV Cameras In UK Get Loudspeakers · · Score: 1

    The firing of the bolt may be silent, but then you have the victim screaming "OW! You just shot me with a frigging CROSSBOW!!"

  8. Is this the same thing as Google's "Smart Sense"? on Amazon Snooping Your Surfing For Targeted Ads? · · Score: 1

    Iirc Google made headlines a while back about targeting users with ads based on their activity. Isn't this the same thing?

  9. Quick! Think of something funny! on Steve Irwin Dead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Try to get a couple mods to chuckle. When you detached morons are done, have a chuckle thinking about his little children. Still no emotion? Put down your PSP and picture your childhood without a father. I like humor too but it's too easy for people to take shots behind the internet curtain; would it still be funny if you told it to his family. Take a breather and ponder life and death for a moment. Not TV death, real death. Do you think the magical elf Jesus is going to hand you an eternity in a bright white suit when you go? Get fucking real. This is it, the rest is the terrifying nothingness of the unknown.

  10. The Sound of One Hand fwapping... on Google to Use PC Microphones to Listen In? · · Score: 1

    Google is about to hear it. A lot.

  11. Oh sure, "PC's" and "LCD" television.. on ATI and nVidia Crush High-End DVD Players · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe I should just drive the "Information Superhighway" to buy a frickin "Laser". Seriously though, the thought of adding more cables to my computer desk, which already looks like an e-pubis, makes me wanna cry.

  12. But.. on Deconstructing Blogger Beta's HTML · · Score: 1

    Does it run myspace?

  13. Re:Safari has similar capabilitites on New Web Browser Leaves No Footprints · · Score: 1

    Was gonna say the same thing. Just pop in DSL with dillo and away you go! As far as I can tell, the virtual RAM partition is the only thing that stores info, and is destroyed upon reboot. Of course all your usage history are belong to AOL and Google , but hey whatcha gonna do?

  14. Re:Bloatware? on Marketing Mozilla · · Score: 1

    All that useless crap is what turns me off about IE. I liked FF for the simplicity and usability. Now I'm uber minimalist. I like Dillo, which comes with DSL off the virtual RAM partition it creates. It's just so damn cool. Sorry I know, old news, but I'm enjoying it. :)

    As far as a browser, for my needs, forget the lame flash intro pages, just handle graphic files and get me to newegg, /., and my MMO forum and I'm good.

  15. Re:Bush on US Government Restricting Research Libraries · · Score: 1

    Mein Gott! You are a moronic douche. There, I feel better now, sorry.

  16. If history is a reliable indicator... on The Future of Human-Computer Interaction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say the next major leap in human-computer interface will most likely involve us boning our computers.

  17. Re:revolution indeed on Hardware Headaches Inevitable? · · Score: 1

    Sounds similar to the Killer NIC?

  18. Re:AOLs track record on AOL Music Now Relaunches Music Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah and if they release my music purchase history, I'm gonna be pissed.

    #45498734 purchased Yanni:Live at the acropolis
    #45498734 purchased Kenny G: emotional sax
    #45498734 purchased Rock eh?:The ultimate Canadian Rock anthology

  19. Microcontrollers? on Teaching Primary School Students Programming? · · Score: 1

    I cut my teeth in a summer class programming PIC microcontrollers. It would take some work getting kids up to speed on assembly syntax but they can see hands-on results fairly quickly (like programming LEDs to flash in sequence). Besides that, the limited language can be less daunting. The more adept students can dive into their own projects, like building digital weather stations that output readouts to LCD displays, or making their own joysticks. I like that it's a very hands-on, real-world way to delve into programming.

  20. Gives new meaning to the term... on The Military Aims to Develop 'Smart' & Secure WiFi · · Score: 4, Funny

    "wardriving"

  21. Re:Why all the programmers? on Who are CIOs Planning to Hire Next? · · Score: 1

    Have you ever considered that perhaps you knowledge of the process is less than complete?
    Of course. I'm neither an analyst nor anything more than a novice programmer and lowly desktop technician. But I am required to sit through meetings where things of this nature are discussed and I'm entitled to post my novice opinion in here, just like you are entitled to your haughty refutations. So are you playing Devil's advocate here or are you really trying to say there are no avenues for a company other than custom, ground up solutions?

  22. Re:Why all the programmers? on Who are CIOs Planning to Hire Next? · · Score: 1

    Well I know what IT position category you fall into... I was generalizing that at least where I work, they throw money at "slipstreaming the business process", which is essentially throwing money at coders and asking for a scratch-built data management solution. Are you trying to tell me we couldn't find a solution that's already built and tested, that couldn't be "adjusted" to meet need? Reduced to the barest concept we are talking about cubby-holing data in such a way that makes it more accessible, reusable and logical. I'm POSITIVE there are certain cases (perhaps many), that require a custom solution, written in-house, on company time, but that doesn't seem the most efficient way to me. Perhaps you are right, maybe I'm just an "ignorant" desktop support troll. Or was the flaming response just your self-preservation mechanism kicking in?

  23. Why all the programmers? on Who are CIOs Planning to Hire Next? · · Score: 1

    Are all these companies still writing software in-house? Seems to me it's cheaper to buy a catch-all product and have 1 or 2 coders customize it to suit that particular company's need. Most of the crap I see at my place is Access or SQL with a clumsy front end. Why aren't there modular/scalable software solutions all over the place? And yet we're hiring more and more coders everyday, meanwhile our help desk is overwhelmed trying to support all the crap our software shop is puking out. Hire more desktop support.

  24. Re:old "news" on Fake News Stories Probed · · Score: 1

    Original? Fox is using the same modus operandi of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, but with 35% more screen-scrolling flair and flag waving.

    Can you smell it in the air? There's a storm brewin' and the corporacrats are gonna get dropped like Bush's cocaine habit.

  25. Re:I've already got a portable hacking device... on Researcher Creates Handheld Hacking Tool · · Score: 1

    Ah dammit, I'm redundant! Get outta my brain plz.