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  1. Judge says.... on Australian Federal Court Awards Damages To Artist For False Copyright Claim · · Score: 1

    That ain't a false copyright claim, THIS is a false copyright claim!

  2. Incentive to beef up security? Nope... on VISA, MasterCard Warn of 'Massive' Breach At Credit Card Processor · · Score: 1

    Because those customers who were defrauded will be responsible for any illegal charges made, maybe taxpayer dollars... But Visa, Mastercard will not be financially responsible no, no, no.

  3. Re:iPhone on Top Ten Apple Rumors of All Time · · Score: 1

    That's why they'll call it an "iPhod". Unless I get the rights first. *calls lawyer*

  4. The most energy-efficient vehicle in the world... on Hybrids Beware? EPA Revises Mileage Standards · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...remains the bicycle. But I ain't riding one, I've got whole cows to devour...

  5. wow 8gb of intra-office SPAM! on MS Fights Gmail With 2-GB Exchange Mailboxes · · Score: 1

    Every other email I get is completely, immediately deletable. Honestly if people cleaned their inboxes they wouldnt even come near a 2 gig limit, let alone 8. (yes there are always exceptions, I know.) Some people are just packrats, or are paranoid and think they need an e-trail for every minor decision made since they started working. CYA-noia. [/rant]

  6. Re:Will this make Sea-Code more viable? on Outsourcing Growing Beyond India · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haven't they seen "Speed 2: Cruise Control"? T.W.O.E.I.T.

  7. Throw me a bone here... on Table-top Particle Accelerator Created · · Score: 1

    I want tables with frickin' lasers on their heads. I apologize.

  8. Re:Hard drive same model as MacBook on PS3 Opened For Pictures · · Score: 1

    I'd be surprised if there wasn't some sort of Sony proprietary connector. Sony probably has proprietary flushers on their office toilets.

  9. Wow new youth group! on Boy Scouts Introduce Merit Badge For Not Pirating · · Score: 1

    The MPAA Jugend. "Vas is dat? You have been shtealing muzik? Off to zee kamp with you!" Sons will be ratting out their parents to the File Gestapo...

  10. THIS JUST IN!!! on IE7 Vulnerability Discovered · · Score: 1

    didn't see that coming... nope.

  11. When the swarm goes apeshat... on Robot Swarm Shifts Heavy Objects · · Score: 1

    ...and we need a way to destroy them, just clone a swarm of mini-"Ah-nulds" to travel back into the past to bite the ankles of the inventor of the robot-swarm!

  12. They call adware a "sponsor program" on Microsoft Gives MVP Award to Adware Pusher · · Score: 5, Funny

    I lolled. Euphemisms are fun! WGA is a "Consumer Protection Tool" weeee! A Trojan is now a "sheathed injection of digital harmony!" Yippe! Really this goes to show it's Us vs. Them. As long as MS knows 90% of their customers are blissfully unaware, they're going to reward these dorks.

  13. Dupe! on Creating Water from Thin Air · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Luke was doing this a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, on a Tatooine moisture farm run by his "uncle" Owen. I'm sure it's been /.'d

  14. "...designed to protect consumers.. on Microsoft Piracy Plan Means Concerns for IT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...from pirated software"

    Yes, Microsoft designed and built that to protect us hmmhmmm.

  15. Re:Biggest problem with mobile content. on ESPN Mobile Reaches The End Of The Road · · Score: 1

    Modded redundant, but did you check the time stamp foo?!

  16. Biggest problem with mobile content. on ESPN Mobile Reaches The End Of The Road · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Screen size. discuss.

  17. Re:Some parent's don't like responsibility on How Videogames Became the Bogeyman · · Score: 1

    Before that it was wearing loincloths that were far too big and sagged and they grunted in fashion the elders were unaccustomed to...

  18. Re:Grr on Intel IDF Day 1 - Quad Core, Santa Rosa And More · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, I was thinking more neon case-lights, and the latest Intel sticker more metafloppers per parsec. No really, this time around, it's not about marketing, it's about *chokes up* what's inside... No really.

  19. mmmkay... on Self Cleaning Mouse · · Score: 1

    "..to a recent survey from the University of Arizona, the average desk harbors 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat."

    think I'm gonna go ahead and clean my desk now...

  20. Re:"The Linux OS". on Free PC With French Broadband Connection · · Score: 1

    Think it's the lesser-known AOL distro, damn slow linux. You know the one that comes autoconfigured with a VPN to NSA data mining servers?

    I keed.

  21. Re:MS Office vs Open Office? on MS Planning Free Web-Based Business Software · · Score: 1

    Nyet!
    Nein!
    Non!
    No!

    Ok I'm done... I like OOo.

  22. Wow, the next thing you know... on Motorola Unveils Phone Vending Machines · · Score: 1

    ...they'll have automated "vending" machines that serve you bubble gum and refreshing fizzed drinks. The future is now!

  23. Why advert with Yahoo when you can MySpace it?! on Yahoo Warns of Slowing Internet Advertising Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hi Y'all! I'm the Honda Fit. I'm totally spacious and affordable. My fav bands are the Chemical Brothers and O.A.R. Here are some pics of my fam, Uncle Civic, Granny Accord. Y'all, I'm 0.0% APR for 20 months!"

  24. Re:Altria = Philip Morris on Big Tobacco Funded Anti-Global Warming Messages · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mmmmm... Tomacco....

  25. Layman's rundown of Net Neutrality on Poll Says No Voter Support for Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    It's a series of Neutralized Tubes that contain much pr0...er information....Vote AOL in 2008!